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Author has written 6 stories for Charlie Bone, Charmed, and Twilight.

Hi!

Things To Do On An Elevator!

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".xx

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ಠ_ಠ I question my own sanity. Copy and paste, if you're the same.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Lollipop

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Empire State Of Mind (Part 1)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Decode

4.WHAT IS 22?

Fireworks

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Blame It (On The Alcohol)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Yeah!

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Starstrukk

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Lollipop

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Plans

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Higher

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Hey Soul Sister

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hometown Glory

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Toxic

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Dream On

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Starry Eyed

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Heavy In your Arms

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Cry

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

What's My Name?

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Down On Me (Since i discovered what this song was actually about well...just eww.)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Just The Way you Are

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Like A G6

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Sweet Disposition

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Rehab

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Redlight District (ew, sounds kinky)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Dancing With Myself

Fav Quotes From 90210 (only cuz i'm addicted to it right about now)

- Navid: Did I make Adrianna gay?

- Liam: Suspended from school? Sounds more like a vacation.

Navid: You ever faced disappointed Persian parents? My own mother said i urinated on the legacy of my ancestors.

Dixon: Harsh.

Teddy: And very specific.

- Dixon: What about Silver?

Navid: Obviously, we need to kill Silver.

- Navid: Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!

Ade: I'm a tractor. I like to track things.

- Navid: They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.

- Navid: My dad only has two rules; No watching porn until i'm 21, and we ALWAYS eat dinner together.

- Navid: You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!

- Annie: Love sucks.

Naomi: I'm getting that tattoed on my face.

Annie: Well, that'll keep the boys away.

Naomi: I doubt it.

- Naomi: [When bridesmaids trample her to get the flower boquet] MY GOD!!! REALLY?!?

- Naomi: Why are you always so mean to me?

Ryan: Who said I was mean? [to bartender} She's underage. Don't serve. I guess that was mean. Oops.

- Ryan: You wanna tell us a little something about yourself, Kimberly?

Kimberly: Well, why don't you just take whatever the old new girl said about herself and just make it better.

Ryan: Well, that's tough, because the old new girl is from Kansas and it just doesn't get any better than that.

Annie: There's no place like home!

- Navid: Come on, dude, that's ridiculous. I've clearly moved on.

Teddy: Really? Cuz it's been a few months and you haven't so much as looked at another girl.

Navid: Dude, I've looked at plenty of girls! In fact my cousin came over the other night and i couldn't help noticing that she had suddenly become very womanly...[nudges Dixon] If you know what i mean.

Navid: Look the point is, I'm over Ade, okay? I'm totally ready to date.

Navid: I am! I'm even gonna ask someone out very shortly.

Dixon: Sounds good...Just not your cousin.

[Liam sniggers]

- Navid: Heeyheeey! So, somebody had a hot date last night...ME! I met somebody.

Dixon: Please tell me it wasn't your cousin.

Navid: Dude, will you get off that already, no one thinks it's funny.

Liam: Uhh, actually I do.

- Silver: [To Navid] I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.

- Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'

Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.

Naomi: Right. Lose, 'all night long.'

- Dixon: What exactly is a seitan burger?

Silver: It's like a burger, except instead of the burger part, it has seitan.

Dixon: I dunno, it sounds to me like you're having a satan burger.

Silver: Well, it's the best thing you can get for six dollars and sixty six cents.

- Silver: What's an after school special?

Annie: Google it.

- Naomi: So, we should sit by the pool, there's a really nice view. [See's Liam] Actually it sometimes gets chilly out there, do you wanna just sit at the bar?

Silver: Sure.

Liam: I'll be right with you guys. [Leaves]

Naomi: Thanks.

Silver: Well, the view isn't bad here either, huh?

Naomi: [laughs] ... Just don't mention we're in high school.

Silver: Oh. Okay, I'm on it. [Puts on a british accent -->] SO, I said to my supervisor at the airline, do not talk to me like that again, or i will quit and take my skills elsewhere i will.

- Naomi: [After Liam goes] What was that?

Silver: English accents always make people sound older.

Naomi: In what world?

Silver: I can't stop now!

Naomi: Okay, well less is more.

Silver: Got it, mate.

Naomi: Seriously!

Silver: Cheerio.

- Silver: I know that you're mad at me, but we have a much bigger problem.

Adrianna: Oh, my God! Naomi's wearing sweats?

Silver: Yeah.

Adrianna: What?

Silver: I don't know.

- Kelly: Okay, it's time for your mood chart. Let's see here, it's 9:30. What is your mood?

Silver: Irritated.

Kelly : Okay, irritated. How irritated, on a scale of one to ten?

Silver: Well, I was at a four. But you asked me that, brought me up to a six.

Kelly: Six. Okay, then. How would you like to spend your time before bed? Would you like to journal?

Silver: No, I would not like to journal. Nor would I like to use the word "journal" as a verb.

- Silver (to Kelly about Ryan): I think he has a crush on you.

Kelly : Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no. We're colleagues. I would never go out...

Silver: Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

- (Silver shows Dixon her tattoo.)

Dixon: Wow! That's...

Silver: Your name. I know. So don't go change it, or I'm gonna be really upset.

Dixon: Yeah okay, um, is it real? (touches the tattoo)

Silver: Ow! Yes.

- Navid: You're such a mess, Ade.

Adrianna: Okay. Thanks for that.

Navid: A recovering addict, you're pregnant and you have what I hope is chocolate smeared all over your face. And you are a total mess. And I couldn't care less. Want to know why? Because I was at the dance tonight and everything was supposed to be perfect, but it wasn't anywhere near perfect.

Liam: Honey?

Naomi: Well, you're awfully forward, aren't you?

Liam: For your tea. Honey?

- Silver: I need you to relax and just embrace the awesomeness of this situation. Me, your girlfriend, has a house all to herself.

Dixon: Point taken. So this is definitely gonna become the new party house.

Silver: I think I'm gonna charge a cover.

Dixon: You gonna charge me?

Silver: You'll work it off.

Dixon: I like the way you think.

Silver: But right now you're gonna lay back, take off your shoes and get ready for something you've never done before. (Dixon starts undressing) In my hands, I have the three greatest horror movies ever. We're gonna have a major movie marathon, my friend.

- Debbie: Annie, the baby.

Annie: I can't find her!

- Dixon: (about care baby) So, where was it?

Annie: In the bathroom… corner. Under my jeans.

Debbie: Nobody puts baby in the corner.

[Debbie and Harry start laughing, Annie and Dixon = ...]

- Ethan: Hey, Wilson, go long [throws baby across hall to Dixon]

Annie: NO! Don't go long!

Ethan: It's a football baby.

- Kimberly: Do you have a girlfriend?

Ryan: (laughs) That's none of your business.

Kimberly: Are you gay? You seem kind of gay.

Ryan: Yeah, about as gay as your dad.

Kimberly: My dad's dead.

Ryan: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.

Kimberly: Touché.

- Annie: Okay, since I am a high-powered attorney, teacher says you can take the baby during business hours!

Ethan: Don’t you have daycare at your fancy office?

Annie: No. No I don’t.

Dixon: So, uh, hey, how’s my nephew.

Ethan: Your nephew’s a girl.

Silver: I think you guys have things in reverse. First you date, then marriage, and then a baby. But, you know, whatever works for you.

- Silver: [To Dixon] You know, black's my favourite colour.

- Jacqueline: (about Kimberly) Who's this?

Ryan: This is a student, a very annoying student who was just leaving.

Kimberly: So what do you do, Jacqueline?

Jacqueline: I'm an actress.

Kimberly: In L.A.? Really? That's rare.

Jacqueline: O.M.G! He said the exact same thing! Don't you guys know L.A. Is the capital of Hollywood?

Kimberly: O.M.G! I didn't know that. Good luck with your career. And loved you in the herpes commercial.

-Navid: [At Cemetery] Dude, i'm telling you, that is so her. Look at her, blonde hair, Angelina Jolie lips..

Ryan: [In front] Can i get you a coffee?

Jacqueline: Yeah, yummy.

[Ryan gets up to get coffee]

Navid: [whispering behind] That is soo the herpes chick!

Mike: It's not!

Navid: Yes it is!

Miss Wells: You'll be paired off into couples, all with different socioeconomic backgrounds. By the end of the experiment you'll have taken care of your real care baby and also managed the family budget that you are each given.

Mike: That's women's work… I mean, whoever I get paired up with, I better recognize.

Miss Wells: Mike, you'll be paired with Navid.

Navid and Mike: What?

Miss Wells: That's right. You are a same sex couple, and Navid is the breadwinner.

Mike: I usually go for blondes. With boobs.

- Silver: [At cemetery] What's up guys? Very cute couple!

Navid: Funny. Happy half-birthday.

Mike: Why does this baby only cry when i'm holding him?

Navid: Dude, have you looked in the mirror? Your hair looks like ah.. medieval weapon!

Mike: This relationship is not working. Here, take the baby. I need a break!

Navid: Dude, You're the caretaker. Come On! You're my bitch.

- Naomi: [About the stripper] Isn't this amazing, Teddy?

Teddy: No, this is wierd.


IMPORTANT: I haven't updated most of my fanfiction stories in a while and i'm sorry about that.

Right now my main priority is All Hell Breaks Loose and Cupid's Chokehold. I'm trying to get back to It All Started With, but ya know with school, and GCSE's, i have no idea what i want to do.

12-01-13:

I'm thinking of coming back, and I know I've had a long break, but bear with. I can't promise you regular updates, but I would like to get some of these stories done, and edit some.

I would just like to say two words for your patience and support.

THANK YOU!! xxx

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Sell me your soul by Draco-Harry-Lover-1 reviews
It's 1665 and Elena, Jeremy, Caroline, Bonnie, and Katherine have to be married. The only problem is, they are being sold off to the original family. Even though it's costing them heartbreak and anger they can't break the deals that the originals made to their parents. Can the humans learn how to love the vampires, or will they be miserable for the rest of their human life.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,506 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Caroline F., Elena G.
A Charmed Future by mama2yoshibabies reviews
Everyone knows Chris Came back in time to save Wyatt, but no one knows the other reason he came back in time. He also came back to save her... Not his girlfriend-try reading it!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Sincerity by Authoress of Evil reviews
When confronted by the Charmed Ones in Prince Charmed, Chris says something that makes Piper lose control. On indefinite hiatus. Probably discontinued. Possible rewrite in the future.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,914 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Chris H.
The Truth Really, Really Hurts (NOT abandoned) by SyriMoon reviews
Piper Halliwell left baby Chris in the care of Victor for a week. And never came back. 16 years later, Chris, who always believed one day his family would come back for him, that they love him and it's all been a mistake, learns the harsh reality...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Chris H., Wyatt H.
Alice's Twilight by AstoriaAliceMalfoy reviews
So basically Alice is in Bella's position and Jasper in Edward's. Alice can still see the future. Will she find out the secret of the Cullen's? Now completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,162 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice & Jasper: A Supernatural Love Story by Irene Moriarty reviews
Jasper returns from hunting with red eyes and leaves Alice because he has to. When the Treaty is broken how will the Wolves react. But is drinking a human Jasper's fault or was he forced? READ PLEASE! Great story! MULTIPLE POV! Does have a happy ending!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,987 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Charmed? What the Heck is that? by That70sshowlova reviews
The sisters are home one weekend and there is nothing to do! So Paige decides to go to the store and buy a movie. Unfortunately they drag Leo and Chris into this, and what those five find is not what any of them expected. Crack fiction, you've been warned
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 186,053 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Elise R., Paige M. - Complete
War by Lycoris B reviews
Luna and Draco are at war. Drabble, rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Luna L., Draco M.
Reading Twilight with the Cullens by VampireLuver23 reviews
The Cullen family read Twilight IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,119 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
This Is How A Heartbreaks by LillianaConlon reviews
Juliet and holly both orphans get taken from their dimension to the charmed dimension to start a new life as witches. She meets the halliwells demons and chris will juliet be able to catch his heart and not get her own broken? ChrisxOc
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Elise R.
The Black Parade by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,155 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Twilight DeJaVu by RosalieandAlice reviews
First Story written. never finished. half by me, half written by my friend. absolutely terrible, but I don't have the heart to delete it. It shows me how I've grown as a writer. Do not suggest you read it, you'd waste your time...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Veronica Mars Joins Facebook by blackberriesandhoney reviews
Starting in Season one, the what-if Veronica Mars was on FB.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Veronica
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Halloween With The Cullens by ecbookaddict04 reviews
Halloween is drawing near and Bella is spending the week before it with Edward and his crazy siblings. Things may get out of hand and pretty crazy. Jasper has gotten on Alice's nerves. How far is too far? THE WAR IS ON...takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Keep Running Into You by DaWaffle reviews
Bella returns to Hogwarts after the mission to bring Edward to Dumbledore fails.She's still depressed from the break-up.But when she returns to find Edward back as a profesor, her life may change forever. What didn't Dumbledore say? Better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Bella 'Look At Me' Swan by Little Alice since 1901 reviews
Bella is a attention cravin girl. Edward is a bad boy. Edward falls for another girl, Bellas falls for another boy.Amanda and Ingrid her friends witness her being beet up and getting raped. better then summary! Rated T for violence, language n raped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Charlie Bone vs Twilight by Claire Violet Thorpe reviews
What would happen if we mixed up the two series?
Crossover - Charlie Bone & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Charlie B., Edward - Complete
Can I live without you? by jaymeecullen reviews
It's your classic edward-leaves-bella-and-she-goes-to-hogwarts story. But this one is a little different... When Bella goes to Hogwarts and sees the Cullens there, she pretends not to know them...read to findout what happens!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,017 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Blood Moon by TwistedRainbow reviews
This is Twilight only with Alice and Jasper. First fanfic. please be nice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Proof I'll Return by DemonHunteress reviews
Lara returns home after the events of AoD, unsure of what has happened to Kurtis, and still not convinced that Karel is definitely dead. Falling asleep in her study, she wakes to find there is someone in her house, and he wants something back. LCxKT
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,705 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
The Cullens go to Camp! by Cheesethecat28 reviews
the whole cullen gang go to camp, but not Esme and Carlisle set after Breaking Dawn..What will happen with 7 vampires 1 half vampire and 1 werewolf at a human camp?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
When All Light Dies by theharshlightofday reviews
Sequel to Slouching Toward Bethlehem. They failed to stop the rise of the Nephilim, and now time is running out. Beset by human and supernatural dangers, how can Lara and Kurtis ever hope to defeat a race older than civilization itself? LCxKT.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,764 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Lara Croft, Kurtis
What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy by Laurien1 reviews
A giant random comedy where the plot is mostly unimportant. The unwritten rules of Bloor's are being broken, what now? 10 people have this in their faves so it can't be that bad, can it? You tell me, I'd really like to know. Peace out! Have a nice day!
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Chris Halliwell by brilliantbrunette494 reviews
Okay, Chris is Wyatt and Bianca's son, he's good not evil, and this is his life, where Wyatt will turn evil in the end, and Chris will be going to the past to get his real dad back!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Neurotic by sodoto reviews
COMPLETE. My name's not Chris Perry, Chris said, as if it was the hardest thing he'd ever had to say. It's Christopher. He paused, almost reluctantly. Christopher Halliwell.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 133,554 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Elise R., Piper H. - Complete
Mistake by Serpentine Goddess reviews
Guardian Prue Halliwell has a very special charge...Chris Perry. Chris is hiding more than one secret. After Chris Crossed, Chris' identity secret still, but will be discovered.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Chris H.
Slouching Toward Bethlehem by theharshlightofday reviews
The Cubiculum Nephili was destroyed, along with the future of the Nephilim race. Or was it? Lara and Kurtis soon find themselves pulled into a dark world of death, betrayal and an ancient evil which threatens to cover the earth in eternal darkness. LCxKT.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Lara Croft, Kurtis - Complete
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All Hell Breaks Loose reviews
A year after Phoebe, Paige and Piper vanquished Cole, Phoebe decides to get a job for teaching. But when she starts her first day of work, she bumps into a certain someone and all hell breaks loose as the two start a war against each other.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Cole T., Phoebe H. - Complete
It All Started With reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Chris when he swallowed the marble that Wyatt mentioned? Well pretty much this! Contains a little bit of bad language, but not much. ALSO PLEASE REVIEW!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Piper H., Elise R.
Cupid's Chokehold reviews
A figure emerged from it, and I quickly identified it as Wyatt Halliwell. I quickened my pace, hoping he wouldn't notice me, and thankfully he didn't. Another figure stumbled out. It was a girl. Surprise, surprise.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Wyatt H.
His Green Eyes reviews
It's Chris Halliwell's 8th birthday, but Leo forgets. Dun dun duuuuun! Hey, give it a shot. Please *puppy dog eyes*. Short story centred around Leo and Chris.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Elise R., Leo W. - Complete
The New Girl At Bloors reviews
Summer had a perfect life, until she found out her endowment.Now she has to leave her family and friends behind to go to Bloors.But when she meets Manfred, her whole life spirals out of balance.She must make a choice.Should she trust him or is he trouble?
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Manfred B. - Complete
Inside Vamp
A crossover between Twilight and Inside Man. What happens when the twilight gang are caught up in a gang robbery? Includes Jacob and Nessie as well, and plenty of Emmett! A hostage situation with vampires, werewolves, hybrids and humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Emmett