Zawayix Falconer
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Poll: what should be the name of the duck tape martial art? Vote Now!
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Joined 06-13-10, id: 2402532, Profile Updated: 10-16-10
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

Hola! this is Zawayix

Cale: And don't forget me

Me: Yea, right... don't you have your own account to mess up?

Cale: not yet

Me: Ugh... oh well, i'll fix that later

so, anyway... ummm... oh, y'all probably want info about me

gender: Male

Age: older than all my siblings

Hight: 5'9-ish

Hair color: blond-ish (Kiyla says its caramel ^_^)

Eyes: i have two

Weight: OMG! CREEPER!

location: behind you

so, yea. thats me. I am officially the self-elected DUCK TAPE GOD!!!!!

Cale: why does he always forget me?

Me: Oh, fine... and my left hand man, sir complainsalot.

Cale: Ugh


Zawayix's random dictionary of useless phrases

Just because all my friends have pronouced my name wrong and other phrases i say, i have added this dictionary.

Zawayix (Zuh-way-ics): thats me!!!!!

sneekamafy (sneek-ah-ma-fie): a beter way to say "sneek"

awesometastic (awesome-tas-tic): fricking amazing!

yerp (ye-er-PUH): yep, exept more fun to say

woot (wuh-oo-TUH): hip hip horay...but shorter and easyer to say

erit (air-it): currency of Exay

partisan (par-tih-ZUN): a sword with a spear handle (see profile picture)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Life of Being More than an Experiment by KiylaNightblade595 reviews
Join Kiyla and Z as they go across the country to find the Flock. Times are good at the start, but how long till things are "too good to be true?" Will they make it in time to help the Flock? Will they have lives of being more than experiments? Has FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8212 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
kidnapping Max reviews
This is why nobody lets me get bored. normal people think "Hmmm... I'm bored, I'm going to go play video games" or "I'm going to go draw random doodles" but i think "hmmm... I'm going to go write a book about myself kidnapping a fictional character"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Max