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Hola! this is Zawayix
Cale: And don't forget me
Me: Yea, right... don't you have your own account to mess up?
Cale: not yet
Me: Ugh... oh well, i'll fix that later
so, anyway... ummm... oh, y'all probably want info about me
Age: older than all my siblings
Hair color: blond-ish (Kiyla says its caramel ^_^)
Eyes: i have two
Weight: OMG! CREEPER!
location: behind you
so, yea. thats me. I am officially the self-elected DUCK TAPE GOD!!!!!
Cale: why does he always forget me?
Me: Oh, fine... and my left hand man, sir complainsalot.
Zawayix's random dictionary of useless phrases
Just because all my friends have pronouced my name wrong and other phrases i say, i have added this dictionary.
Zawayix (Zuh-way-ics): thats me!!!!!
sneekamafy (sneek-ah-ma-fie): a beter way to say "sneek"
awesometastic (awesome-tas-tic): fricking amazing!
yerp (ye-er-PUH): yep, exept more fun to say
woot (wuh-oo-TUH): hip hip horay...but shorter and easyer to say
erit (air-it): currency of Exay
partisan (par-tih-ZUN): a sword with a spear handle (see profile picture)