I now have a Fictionpress account under the same pen name. Not that I have anything posted yet, but I hope to change that soon.

I MET RENNE O'CONNOR!!! DANCERATTITUDE AND I WENT TO THE CONVENTION ON JANUARY 28, 2012, WATCHED GABBY PROPOSE TO XENA AND THEN I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH FROM RENNE!!!! IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

"There is nothing more annoying than having two people talking while you're trying to interrupt" -Mark Twain
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have they're shoes.
Be overbearingly optimistic, and all your enemies will die.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself
What is the speed of dark?
Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I'm not schizophrenic. I'm just smart enough to hear the invisible people.

Buffy: Are you gonna introduce me to your new...Holy god, you're Willow!—Dopplegangland

Faith: So Willow's not driving stick anymore? Who would've thought?—Who Are You?

Dawn: She and Willow are both witches. They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. I told mom one time I wish they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And-and then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs.—Real Me

Tara: I am you know.
Willow: What?
Tara: Yours—Who Are You?

Dracula: You are strange and off-putting. Go now.—Buffy vs. Dracula

"BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS
1980-2001
BELOVED SISTER
DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SAVED THE WORLD
A LOT"—The Gift

Spike: Aw. Poor Watcher. Did your life just flash before your eyes? 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.'

Tara: Well, I-I go online sometimes, but… everyone's spelling is really bad. It's… depressing.—I Was Made to Love You

Cheese Guy: I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.—Restless

Willow: [Speaking of Oz's return] It's complicated...because of Tara.
Buffy: You mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No... [suddenly realizes Willow is in love with Tara] Oh!![almost babbling with the shock of Willow's revelation] Well, there you go! I mean, you know, you have to... follow your heart, Will. And that's what's important, Will.
Willow: Why do you keep saying my name like that?
Buffy: Like what, Will?
Willow: Are you freaked?
Buffy: [overly insistent] What? No, Will! [pauses, then gathers her emotions] No. No, absolutely no to that question. I'm glad you told me.—New Moon Rising

Tara: Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard.
Willow: Tara?
Tara: You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were...
Willow: Are you okay?
Tara: I'm sorry, it's just... [sigh] you know it takes time. You can't just... have coffee and expect—
Willow: I know.
Tara: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides... You have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives. It's a long... important process, and... can we just skip it? Can... can you just be kissing me now?—Entropy

Grrr...Arg.
Hostile 17.
Bored now.

Can't even laugh, can't even cry.
The Gentlemen are coming by.
Looking in windows, knocking on doors.
They need to take seven, and they might take yours.
Can't call to mom. Can't say a word.
You're gonna die screaming, but ya won't be heard.

Xena: No, no, yes, no, I tried that, yes, both ways, no, I don't know, no again. Any more questions? —Been There, Done That

Today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow. —Been There, Done That

Lucifer: You are a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies, and a blonde girlfriend. —Heart of Darkness

Gabrielle: I love you, Xena. How am I supposed to go on without you?
Xena: I'll always be with you, Gabrielle. Always. —A Friend in Need part 2

Gabrielle: "I know, wisdom before weapons."
Xena: "I'll keep this for the time being."
Gabrielle: "Hah! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough ... that was a joke, you can laugh." —Dreamworker

Xena: "It's not the Fates. It's not Ares. It's nothing I ate. I have no poisoned dart marks. I have no Bacchae bites."
Joxer: "Is that a hickey?" —Been There, Done That

Athena: "What's the matter, Bro? Worried about your girlfriend?"
Ares: "Me? No … worried about yours?"
Athena: "Elanis!" —Amphipolis Under Siege

Gabrielle: "Xena! Xena, when I thought I was going to die, it all became so clear. My life is empty despite my success. I write about love, but I've never felt it before." —When Fates Collide

Gabrielle (reading a poem Xena gave her):
"There is a moment when I look at you
And no speech is left in me.
My tongue breaks, and fire races under my skin.
And I tremble, and grow pale,
For I am dying of such love,
Or so it seems to me."

Tick tock, goes the clock
He cradled and he rocked her
Tick tock goes the clock
Till River kills the doctor

Tick tock goes the clock
And what then shall we see
Tick tock until the day
That though shalt marry me

Tick tock goes the clock
And all the years they fly
Tick tock and all too soon
You and I must die

Gas Mask Boy: Mommy? Mommy let me in.

11: Look at you! Oh you sexy thing look at you!

Idris: What do you call me? You call me... sexy.
11: Well, only when we're alone.
Idris: We are alone.
11: Well, come on then sexy.

River: I just landed her.
11: But it didn't make the noise.
River: What noise?
11: You know, the *Vworp Vworp Vworp*
River: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
11: Yeah? Wel I love that noise. It's a brilliant noise.

11: It's a fez. I wear a fez now... Fezzes are cool.

11 (About Alphie): He prefers to be called Stormagedon, Dark Lord of All.

Cassandra (In Rose's body): It's like living inside a bouncy castle!

Church: How you doing Caboose? You getting any of this?
Caboose: I think so... that guy Tex is actually a robot, and you're his boyfriend, which makes you... a gay robot.
Church: Yeah, that's right. I'm a gay robot.

Grif: I would just like everyone to know that I suck... and that I'm girl...and that I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

Wash: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

Wash: That was the second worst throw ever. Of all time.

Church: That's it. From now on, if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend crazy and psychotic, it's gonna be me.
Tex: Aw, that's so sweet.
Church: Shut up b*.

Tex: Get behind me and stay tight.
Tucker: Bow chicka wow wow.
Tex: Never mind, Tucker's in front.
Tucker: It was worth it.

Caboose: That red guy has Tex, so I'm going to shoot him, and kill him, and then Church will be my friend.
Tucker: Oh come on, you don't really believe that.
Caboose: Oh we're gonna be best friends. *shoots Sarge*
Church: Oh you've gotta be kidding me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!

Wash: I'm completely sane! Now excuse me while I go blow up this body.

O'Malley: I will eat their hearts and crap out their souls and they will taste oblivion, which tastes just like Redbull...which tastes disgusting.

Red Zealot: Oh, you f*ing camping b*!
Blue Zealot: It's a legitimate strategy!

Zealot: Oh you rocket whore!

Church: I will f*ing stab you computer phone lady.
Computer Phone Lady: To mark this message as important, press eleven.
Church: There is no eleven you f*ing whore!

The Top Ten Reasons Why Obviously Banning Gay Marriage Makes Total Sense:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, air conditioning, antibiotics and plastic surgery.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.