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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

A/N: Due to me being away for nine weeks, I will not be updating until sometime October.


Previously known as xXSexgoddessXx


I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter. ~James Michener


~{rumer lily }~


Without the mask,
where will you hide?
Can't find yourself
lost in your lie


~{ emma hillian }~


A metaphor is like a simile. ~Author Unknown


~{ rain on a cold Winters day while sitting by the fire }~


In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me


~{ the sound of thunder as I’m curled under a warm blanket }~


Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe in, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish. ~John Jakes


~{ sketching on the grass, absorbing the sun }~


Don’t say I’m out of touch
With this rampant chaos - your reality
I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge
The nightmare I built my own world to escape


~{ the giggle you receive when you make a small child laugh }~


I love talking about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about ~Oscar Wilde


~{ the thought that someone out there is waiting for me }~


As I burn another page,
As I look the other way.
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane.
So tell me how it should be.


~{ reading under the blankets with a torch to avoid the parents catching you }~


Easy reading is damn hard writing. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne


~{ spending time with that someone who you feel you haven’t seen in years }~


I’m a believer,
Nothing could be worse,
All these imaginary friends.


~{ the awesome feeling you have when you find a friend that has the same habits, same favourites and seemingly same mind as you }~


The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa


~{ the awkward moment when you and you mind-linked-sister-like-best-friend drive past your ‘real’ parents house }~


When the sun found the moon
She was drinking tea in a garden
Under the green umbrella trees
In the middle of summer


~{ car rides to faraway places }~


The work never matches the dream of perfection the artist has to start with. ~William Faulkner


~{ reading through old fairytales and thinking about when you use to be the princess }~


When the moon found the sun
He looked like he was barely hanging on
But her eyes saved his life
In the middle of summer


~{ waking up to only snippets of Dreams, but knowing that it was good }~


I am a galley slave to pen and ink. ~Honore de Balzac


~{ reading the same book over and over again until you quote it and know exactly what’s going to happen on the next page }~


So he said, "Would it be all right
If we just sat and talked for a little while
If in exchange for your time, I give you this smile?"

So she said, "That's okay
As long as you can make a promise not to break my little heart
Or leave me all alone in the summer."


~{ These are the things that I love the most }~


SONG LYRICS TAKEN FROM:

Imaginary- Evanescence

Everybody’s Fool- Evanescence

Diary of Jane- Breaking Benjamin

Evil Angel- Breaking Benjamin

When the day met the Night- Panic! at the Disco

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Life is never gentle by Cip reviews
No-one ever said life was kind or gentle and Tony is about to find out the hard way just how difficult it can be. And this time he can't call on the Avenger's for help and can't tell Pepper the truth - he has to do this alone, and that thought is terrifying. FrostIron, warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 416,741 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Gin Weasley, 5 years old by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Gin and Draco were friends as children, but as they became older they quickly forgot. Now they are our typical enemies, until a childhood gift works its magic, and Draco suddenly finds himself the caretaker of a Ginny who thinks she is five years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by Tessa Crowley reviews
Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,521 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
No But Wolves, Moony by lovelyapper reviews
Quite suddenly, Remus is bearing a high fever that might rapidly lead to his death. James, Peter and Sirius must find out what is causing it, and help him at any cost. / Rated T for language, boy-on-boy action, and the hilarity that is Peter. MWPP. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,241 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Experiment by fraughtwithsparkles reviews
The Experiment was a huge gamble, one Sherlock wouldn't have taken if not for Mycroft's stupid interference. There were no predicted outcomes- there could never be, with John. John was unpredictable. But Sherlock hoped for jam to end up on at least one of them, and a shared shower to be held. (Or: the one where everything goes so wrong, yet so right.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
In Other Words (I Love You) by REwrites24 reviews
When Sirius wakes up the morning after Frank and Alice Longbottom's wedding, there are several thoughts vying for attention in the early morning fog of his brain. I am never drinking again, weddings are utterly insane, and I would kill for cup of coffee right now are discarded, however, when Sirius's eye lands on five inky-black letters scrawled on his forearm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Set in Stone by cuddlebear992 reviews
"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,183 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Things Not to Say at a Crime Scene by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock blurts out a bit of private information regarding his relationship with John in front of half of NSY. A Bit Not Good. Humour and Johnlock - lots of Johnlock. Oh and fluffy bits. For Old Ping Hai - cause she is awesome:) Rated M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unavailable by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Five times someone thought they had a chance with John and the one time Sherlock got there first.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lovely Weakness by MsOutAndAbout reviews
Sherlock is coming apart at the seams, and it's all John's fault. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
When I See Stars, That's All They Are by iamsiriusblackserious reviews
A collection of one-shots, mostly RLSB, some JPLE. Rating may change later. o25. James asks for Remus' help proposing to Lily...because lesbihonest, he could use all the help he can get. "It's the perfect proposal!" "Yeah - if you want her to say no AND break up with you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times John Wasn't Gay and One Time by andromeda's song reviews
Title pretty much says it all. A look into the antics that prompt John to dig out his long-suffering defense of his heterosexuality. We've got dancing, massage oil, undercover operations, and liberal applications of the phrase "I'm not gay!" T only for my paranoia.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Traditions Started with Red Pants by Lunavere reviews
John and his rugby mates have a particularly interesting tradition: each year, someone is gifted a pair of red, y-front pants for Christmas. That following New Year's Eve, that person has to perform a strip tease for the rugby team. After years of being in the army, John all but forgets about the tradition. That is until he receives a present in the mail.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Problematic by MrsNoggin reviews
'Sherlock Holmes is fine with problems. More than fine. Problems are his job. More than his job. Problems are his life.' - Sherlock really wants to ask John something. Only, he's not sure what... Written for Good Old James, who requests the most brilliant, if slightly odd, things! RATED M for Johnlock slash and sweariness. Consider yourself warned!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by God of Mishief reviews
"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
There's Something About Rose Weasley by Ravenrose206 reviews
If there was one thing other then her brains and the unruly bushiness of her hair that Rose had inherited from her mother, it was her stubbornness, there was no way she was going to let her father tell her who she could be friends with. Rose/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,435 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Whatever I want? by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
" I get whatever I want, if I pretend to be your girlfriend right " Hermione asked. " I know I am going to regret this later, but yes Granger whatever you want " Draco said. WARNING Contains graphic language. No SEX scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Generosity Ill Dressed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Blissful Collision by MidnightEclipse2 reviews
Hermione Granger is late for potions class, and she’s lost her essay. She's hurrying along the corridor, where she meets a certain blonde Slytherin… well when I say meets I mean runs into.. Follow them on their adventure of life... with a few surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,264 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Resolution by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash. Scorpius has a Weasley girlfriend, Draco has a Tantrum-That-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned, and Potter has absolutely no interest in conflict resolution. One-shot. Absolutely insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elevation by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. No sane relationship ever starts with over a decade of animosity followed by random snatches of snarky conversations in a lift, but then again, Harry and Malfoy were never sane people to begin with. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Take It Off by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,463 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problems With Ventriloquism by SpeakingOfStrawberryJam reviews
John Watson was well known for his ability to get girlfriends. The problem was, he wasn't quite so good at keeping them - especially when his flatmate employed his rather strange skill-set to scare them off at inopportune moments.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Seven Confusing Weeks by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Something there that wasn't there before by Adorable Idiot reviews
The wars over and Draco and Hermione are returning to hog warts for their seventh year. What will happen when a prank goes wrong, Blaise gets head boy and Draco discovers that there might be something between them that wasn't there before...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,799 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Patch Problem by ObookNorth reviews
Sherlock is aware of feelings he has for John Watson, but isn't sure how to express them. Rated M for an emotionally confused Sherlock, smexy times and power play.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Business and Pleasure by The undignified reviews
Ginny Weasley is Draco Malfoy's personal assistant. Need I say more? Rated M for explicit language, mature scenes, a lifetime supply of sarcasm, and a slight possibility of addiction to the story. Enjoy at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,425 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Schooled by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Fifth fic in the Eighth Year Professors series, sequel to Teacher by Example. Harry knew Draco was going to have a reaction. He just didn't think it was going to come in front of the entire Great Hall. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Enchantress by The Wicked Enchantress reviews
Four years after the war,Ginny Weasley is dancing for a common wizard band under the guise The Enchantress.Draco Malfoy,the Wizarding world's most eligible bachelor, attends a concert and is instantly intrigued by the Enchantress' charm. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Funder by owhappyday reviews
Ginny's Quidditch team doesn't have enough money. Will Draco help, despite his depression? Will she help him in return by being his friend? Or more? And what'll happen when Harry comes back? Drinny ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Hard Times of one Rose Genevra Jean Weasley by Conscience-Artist reviews
Between Madam Pomfrey wanting to shove her wand up my you-know-what and Scorpius Malfoy being an insensitive git, this child in me will never stand a chance, and i'm due to give birth a week before OWL's. Oh well, I still have Albus. I guess. TEEN PREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,572 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
And he Sleeps by Faith Valconbridge reviews
"No matter how many deaths that I die, I'll never forget." - When Veela Die. Visit UnrequitedFanfiction for more, link in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
15 Ways to Not Say 'I Love You' by LVB reviews
An almost love story until it is. Teddy/Victoire. For the Halls of Hogwarts Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
I'm Going To Regret This by Janey Faith Banquee reviews
Hermione is back at school after the war to redo her seventh year, with many things playing on her mind. Draco is back for redemption but can't resist taunting everyones faviourite muggleborn. Until feelings begin to change. Dramione. HG-DM HP-GW RW-LB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,657 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Toothpaste and Birthday Cakes by catastrophicxhymns reviews
Hermione forgets Draco's birthday and he demands cake in return. She gives him something a little different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When the cat's away, the mice will play by hjay.g reviews
One-shot. Remus finds a cat, Sirius gets jealous. Possible pre-slash?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Library Notes by MizSphinx reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Look Out by The Duckster reviews
Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Thirteenth of Friday by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
And all of the sudden, Scorpius knew why this Friday the 13th would be the worst of all. 'Well, if that doesn't take the cauldron cake,' he thought bitterly. 'Figures that I start fancying Rose Weasley on Friday the 13th.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Disgusting Body and Hormones by alambil felicis reviews
Changing bodies, overly energetic hormones, a sweaty Slytherin...Rose thinks it's disgusting. Subconsciously? Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum reviews
Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley's latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Mother Bella by LordErkin reviews
When Harry Potter vanquishes the Dark Lord Bella is freed from his control. She sets out to repay her savior only to find him being mistreated by his relatives. Now she will become the new mother of the boy-who-lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Sherlock and John Dodge Several Romantic Tropes by Imbrii reviews
...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explain the Unexplainable by angelrider93 reviews
Dramione...Response to a challenge fic, oneshot only...the line "Why did you say you wanted me to take my top off again?" had to be used...won't say any more or i'll ruin it, plz read and enjoy : DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Falling For A Ferret by blueIedangel reviews
What will happen when a Weasley and a Malfoy are forced to not only live together but be magically stuck together. chaos of course, but then what if a certain ferret turns out to not be as bad as he seems? could he be the man of her dreams? GW/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,117 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
U R I? by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
In which a prank goes wrong and someone starts to act like Sirius.And he had thought it would be such a great idea.Well, it partly had been,who doesn't want to see Peter proclaming his love to Lily?..expcept for Jame.Okay, it had gone terrebly wrong SBxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Take Me Or Leave Me by Narcissa Raie reviews
Remus and Sirius have been fighting. James cannot figure out why, but Lily appears to have a pretty good idea. How will she get them to let it all... come out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Little Bit Futile by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily discuss Valentine's Day. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Don't Call Me That by Molly Raesly reviews
A series of drabbles between Lily and James that I decided to write because I wanted to be self-indulgent one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Valentine's and Drinks by ABitOfBlack reviews
Draco Malfoy is on a very boring Valentine's Day date. Until Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley turn up at the same restaurant and there seems to be trouble in paradise. That simply means entertainment for Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Cliches and Truffles by Boogum reviews
In which Draco Malfoy makes a terrible mistake, Ginny Weasley tries to help him, truffles are consumed, and Valentine's Day is properly celebrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Lycanthrophile by Paris in December reviews
Remus is strangely touchy lately, and Sirius wants to know why. Written for the HPFC Puppy Love Challenge. Slash. Chapters: 3/3. Demons' Redemption series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Heartbeat by Machiavellian42 reviews
Ron's snogging Lav Lav, Harry's snogging Ginny, and Pansy Parkinson is an annoying stalker. Draco and Hermione find comfort and maybe even love in each other. Mostly cannon, takes place during 6th year,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hippogriff or Hungarian Horntail? by hjay.g reviews
Remus and Sirius have an interesting conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Nurse and her Patient by freelancewhale reviews
Draco isn't feeling too well... Can Hermione help him by playing nurse? Pure smut and fluff. Do not read if easily offended
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unfortunate Marriage by Midnight-Rose118 reviews
When Hermione and Draco are forced to marry, both are horrified. The worst part is, they have to concieve a child within their first year. Which means constant sex. With each other. It must be hell on earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Exploration by Incidental reviews
A small blonde girl, pink-faced and glassy eyed, was clinging to her sister for support. And it wasn't his fault at all. He wasn't about to tuck her into bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Bittersweet Candy Canes by Midnight-Rose118 reviews
WINNER OF THE RIVALS IN LOVE CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE! :D Thanks to all who reviewed and helped me win - Anyhoo, their relationship is bittersweet, yet they can't get enough of it. ooer 3 M FOR SAFETY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes by Crystal Cayden reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Her Messed Up Life by Dr.BadassInABlueBox reviews
After being Lost in Diagon Alley, four year old Rose meets the Malfoys, who let her live with them. But when the Potters and Weasleys at Hogwarts notice her, Rose's messed up life is about to get worse. RosexScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Santa Malfoy by Boogum reviews
Draco Malfoy hated Christmas, so why is everyone calling him Santa Claus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Notes on Falling Out of Love by fallingskyes reviews
It's hard learning how to live without that person you thought would be in your life forever. But Ginny's always been smart, and there are always certain grey-eyed boys to help speed up the learning process... Voted Sweetest Fic for the 2008 dgficexchange
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,518 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Life Lessons by LetheSara reviews
With Draco growing up, Lucius decides that it's time he taught his son a very valuable lesson about the facts of life. But things don't go quite as well as he expected, especially when awkward memories and unpleasant experiences are dragged up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Can't Believe I Said His Name by byeeeeeeeeee reviews
Right now, I know everyone would tell me not to even touch Malfoy. But truth was, I wanted to. And I would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudbloods and Purebloods by bananapanda2010 reviews
Hermione is falling out of love with Ron and doesn't know how to fix it. Will a certain blonde help her in turning it around or will he be plotting to capture her heart instead? CHAPTER 23 is UP! Read and Review PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Of Midnight Marriages and Impeccable Style by Aerileigh reviews
When Ginny Weasley comes knocking on Draco Malfoy's door at two in the godforsaken morning, he is entertained. When ancient dark curses rear their ugly heads at three? Not so much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Something to Write About by wickedwitch319 reviews
Luna becomes editor of the Hogwarts news paper, but has nothing to write about. Ginny, being the great friend that she is, decides to help her out by stirring up some trouble. DG with a hint of BlaiseLuna. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Do I Dare? by starlit skyes reviews
Ginny gets a dare to catch the attention-and more-of the arrogant git that is Draco Malfoy. She never turns down dares. But does she dare look into those darned piercing grey eyes of his...and not fall in love with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Slytherine Mind by Living in Illusion reviews
Who knew that the Head girl from Gryffindor had such a Slytherine mind..Dramione Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
October by Narcissa Raie reviews
Draco's distaste for the general... dampness of October is obvious. Ginny is still convinced she can change his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by singing-dancing-beauty-queen reviews
Ginny Weasley is the best wedding planner in the wizarding world but two people she least expected to see wanted her to plan their wedding. Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson. What happens when people start to falling in love with the wrong people?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Gifts by Chibi Renamon reviews
On his wedding day, Draco learns a few lessons about kinky gifts, about asking the wrong people for truly odd favors, and of course, about his future bride Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Rhymes Against the Dark Arts by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in Defense Against the Dark Arts with Professor Snape. So, Hermione decides it is the perfect time to declare her feelings for our favorite brooding professor. Rated M for language. Takes place when Ron is in the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Wolf and Bird by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry Potter, the werewolf, have escaped. Unspeakable Veela Draco Malfoy is coming after him. But what if Draco wants more... NOW EDITED by blueboyfey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by georginacastleorpington reviews
Dear Reader, A word of warning: Malfoy's are not to be trifled with. When Rose stumbles across a guide to ensnaring the race of arrogant gits that are the male Malfoys she accepts a challenge to follow the advice of the mysterious author...One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Draco Junior by Goyard reviews
Scorpius bit his bottom lip hesitantly, something he definitely picked up from his mother. "If I'm being a good boy will you and Daddy buy me a brother?" - Just a fun story about our favourite couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Midnight-Rose118 reviews
Rated M for safety! OOC! “I did have a date, until he dumped me earlier today.” “The day before Valentine’s day? Harsh.” "Shouldn’t you be off with some bimbo?” “I’m offended Granger, I'm actually dateless as well."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The Golden Trio has lived through their time at Hogwarts. Now it's time for their kids to make memories of their own, to live their own adventures of survival, of friendship, of family, and, of course, of love. And Hogwarts will be the place where they discover who they really are and what they truly want. Even if they have to suffer to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 151,182 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Certain Lack of Tact by Hecate's Wrath reviews
Scorpius likes chairs that roll, Rose Weasley, and distracting Rose Weasley. But mostly chairs that roll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
It's All My Fault by shllybkwrm reviews
Drabble. Hermione learns that Rose is dating Scorpius Malfoy and tries to find a tactful moment to tell Ron. His reaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by BirdG reviews
Scorpius spent almost as much time in the library as she did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Map Never Lies by xx Bewitching x3 reviews
LilyJames. Oneshot. There's a glitch in the Marauder's Map: it now shows conversation! Sirius takes full advantage of it when the boys find James talking to himself. Rated M for language. Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
My mothers advice by Cherlemagne reviews
Boys don't always get it, so Rose took her mothers advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt by kalina-blue reviews
Years of fighting the obvious fall away with one trip to the library. And a little help of a friend. Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Broom Cupboard by Zayz reviews
LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Charms Class by Jadeaffection reviews
Draco Malfoy was failing charms. She may have to be his desk partner but there was no way Hermione was tutoring him. Fun little bit of fluff! Rated M just to be safe. 29/8/08 edit due to requests ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Starkers by phannah17 reviews
In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 things Hermione isnt allowed to do as a Malfoy by Librarybeauty reviews
12 little things Hermione isnt allowd to do if she ever became a Malfoy... HGDM ONESHOT-LIST Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rose's Cinderella Story by Fairy Roses reviews
There's a ball at Hogwarts, and Rose, now in her sixth year, has her very own Cinderella experience. It's a twoshot, I guess that is what these two chapter stories are called. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Vashka reviews
Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Silly Thing Called Love by Blissfully Delirious reviews
Remus finds himself in love with Sirius and trying really hard not to be. Only problem is, his wolf wants nothing more than to throw Sirius to the floor and, well. What's a boy to do? And what sort of wake up call does Lily have in mind for Sirius? RLxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just My Luck by SouredSweetie reviews
EPILOGUE UP: They hate each other: can't stand each other but in order to get what they want: revenge, they painfully realize they have to work together. But someone else is out to get them, someone they both know. Someone who isn't afraid to kill them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,136 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What I like about you by Mahalia Gaunt reviews
Remus was terrified. What did he like? Why did it matter what he liked? Why did he have to write an essay about it? Puppy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To Dance by Amynta reviews
Are you taking anyone to the graduation party? Are you even going? Why is there a pink rubber ducky in front of the doorway? What’s your favourite colour? Satisfied?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Called The Chamber of Secrets by CrazieDasie reviews
Remus and Sirius are the cause of school wide petrifyings. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No One Noticed by Mireekian reviews
No one noticed someone slip something into Draco Malfoy’s drink. No one noticed when Draco Malfoy became ill. No one noticed, and now Hermione is paying for it. [DMHG] [Light and Fluffy]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
When Good Dares go Bad by Kiska King reviews
My Summaries suck: Hermione is running late, and Pansy hits a nerve. Now Hermione has do something she really doesn't want to do...at first. Dramione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'd Rather Kiss a Frog, Ferret Boy! by Aviusa reviews
The afternoon before Christmas Malfoy and Hermione get stuck under the mistletoe. No confessions of Dramione love here, ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Essays, Original by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I absolutely loved them. That is, until someone decided to interfere with my essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Take On Me by grangerinvestigations reviews
Is McLaggen really the best person to make Ron jealous? Wouldn't Draco be even better? Oneshot. HGDM. HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 204 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Batman! by peridotdream reviews
Hermoine finds out that there are certain things the almighty Draco Malfoy DOESN'T know...one of which is Batman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How InterHouse Unity Was Finally Achieved by Hafthand reviews
A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Generations: Finding Home by Charlotte1 reviews
Alecia Malfoy, Rachel Weasley and Katie Potter are starting their 1st year at Hogwarts. Leshia stumbles onto a trail that might lead to the whereabouts of her missing mother Hermione. Can she convince Draco before it's too late? Will they save her on time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,426 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Means War by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: In which Draco learns not to test Hermione's patience in the morning...especially while in range of ammunition! Slight DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Important Talks by Gilded Muse reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrapping Presents by inell13 reviews
Hermione teaches Draco the proper way to wrap a gift
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mutual Loathing by Sacagawea reviews
They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pre Wedded Bliss by Reetinkerbell reviews
Draco and Hermione are trying to figure out the seating arrangements for their wedding reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Icing on the Cake by Nokomiss reviews
In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hooters Hot Wings by dragonduck4 reviews
GinnyDraco and slightly GinnyRon and DracoLucius very very very funny.written at 2 AM have fun reading this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Tale as old as Time by Eyce Queen reviews
Draco and Hermione are forced to spend their summer together to sort out their 'issues' with each other. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,806 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forked Tongue by Gambit Gurl Isis reviews
Detention on February 13th. They've got to be kidding. But, perhaps, this detention will give Ginny a Reason to Like Valentine's Day again. Was that summary cliche enough for yall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Only Sirius reviews
'"Don't you dare say it was only a one night stand, don't you dare! You know very well how I felt towards"- Sirius choked in hysteria, his eyes flaming as they narrowed on Remus. This time Remus did roll his eyes.' Small snippets of Remus and Sirius' interaction. Implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Stop Shaking The Table reviews
"Stop shaking the table." "No." "Why not?" "Because if I stop shaking the table then I will just end up shaking the Weasel instead."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Swear It Wasn't Me! reviews
84:I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur. a list of 150 things that shouldn't but have been done at Hogwarts. All generation, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Typically reviews
Sean let out a chuckle, hoping that he was out of arms length when Albus realized that James did not attend Hogwarts anymore, and Sean therefore had no way of contacting him. It was amazing what childhood scares did to a sixteen years old boy. 31 prompts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Albus S. P.
Toothbrush reviews
"But it was! It was so farfetched and irrelevant to the conversation that . . . I just had to retaliate." "By chasing her with a toothbrush." "Oh, don't scoff at me. It was the only thing I had on me at the time." Lily/James oneshot. All dialogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Theft reviews
"I ... Lily, I read your diary and I ..." "It's okay, I get it." James looked relieved as she said this, and Lily stared at the ground, trying to hide her hurt. "You do?" "Yeah. I understand that you could never like me,I get that I'm plain."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
30 words drabble reviews
This is written for a 30 prompt, 30 word challenge. Mix of all characters, all generations. 30 words per chatpter. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Galleon For Your Thoughts? reviews
He honestly didn't mean to torture the youngest Potter, it was just that the way she looked at him, like he was the dirt at the bottom of her shoes, made him so mad, and she was his vent. Scorpius/Lily short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
I Apologise reviews
It didn't exactly go to plan. Even after I flirted and chased your heart for the final years of our education, you still saw me as stuck up jerk I was before, and I don't blame you, now that I look back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It's Not Over reviews
Based on the song, It's Not Over, by Daughtry. You smiled back at her, taking a seat and grabbing her hand delicately. It's not over. "Hermione, I have something to tell you . . ."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Future, past and the many lost reviews
The boy tuned around a small bend and into another empty street while glancing around. Steadily, he walked to the end of the street and turned into a small gate that was hidden beneath vines of rose and weed. This was the Godrics Hollows Cemetery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - James S. P., Sirius B. - Complete
Her Tribute reviews
You were never meant to die. Not after you had just turned your life around completely, from a depressed, lonely man who considered himself lower than all others, to a strong, confident and ever-loving husband and father. Hermione's letter to Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
The Begining Of The End reviews
"Don't be absurd," she answered back unsteadily. "Would Peter really give in to Voldemort's power? He loves us, he's our family. He wouldn't do that to us." Short James/Lily oneshot of the night that started everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fight with a Rose, you get pricked by a thorn reviews
Two impossibly stubborn, hotheaded and impulsive people thrown together in a story where century long traditions infuse? It can only mean one possible thing: Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Side Effects Of Having No Gum reviews
"I was just making sure you had no gum!" he exclaimed to Lily with his trade mark smirk, before turning and sprinting away. Lily was after him in a second. "I told you I wouldn't do that sort of thing in the corridor!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The theory of Matchmaking reviews
"I told you I could get them to kiss, did I not, Bilius?" Dumbledore said carelessly, holding his hand out towards the potions Professor, who grudgingly handed over five gallons. Stars the generation above the Harry Potter crew, not a one shot. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Draco's simply perfect seating arrangements reviews
Draco and Hermione have a small quarrel about where everyone is going to sit at their wedding. Draco is all for his plan, but Hermione is less than pleased. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The things you find in toilet drains reviews
"Ginny. . . Where is your engagement ring?" she asked, staring wide-eyed at me, before her eyes flickered to Harry. "Oh, that," I replied pleasantly, leaning back on my chair casually. "I flushed it down the toilet."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Not At All What It Seems reviews
"Father, stop!" his voice rang through the clearing and all the figures surrounding the wounded girl spun around in sync to stare at him. He gulped. "Draco," the tall man that was torturing Hermione swiped his wand across his face, removing his mask. 4yr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.