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ELLI IN WONDERLAND

My name is Elli.

If you want to ask me something PM. If you don't want to ask me something, PM anyway cause I love getting new friends!

Seriously do it. Doooo eeeeeet!!


So I'll waste my time, And I'll burn my mind, I miss nothing, I miss everything.


You make me wanna die, I'll never be good enough, you make me wanna die & everything you love will burn up in the light, Every time I look inside your eyes, make me wanna die


Friends:
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


Help End Homophobia Now!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever made a copy and paste.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

-If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. (OMG, WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?!)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ellizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Grey Giraffe

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Liisa Bob (LOL!)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Gröelson (hahaahah xD)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Grey Cola (It fits me...)

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mozart (Yay!)

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Orange Test...?

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Grey Gun...hmmm xP

Smile. It scares people.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile.

If you fear to some extent what would happen if your family members stumbled upon your fanfiction profile and then tried to talk to you about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Yes.
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Yes.
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Yes.
What’s Hermione’s?
Jean
What’s Ron’s?
Bilius
What’s Harry’s?
James
What’s Ginny’s?
Molly
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Well, duh!
Read All The Books?
Only a few times
What Do You Think Of JKR?
She’s awesome!

Favorites
Weasley?
Bill and Charlie
Character, Overall?
Luna, Severus, Dobby, Harry and Bellatrix!
Female Character?
Luna, of course ;)
Male Character?
Severus Snape
Group Of Characters?
Dumbledore's Army
Adult?
Charlie, Severus
Professor?
Filius Flitwick
Ship?
Right now, Harry/Luna
Spell?
Reducto
Sweet?
Anything from WWW
Place?
Gringotts
Weasley Twin?
George
Product?
Puking pastille
Shop?
Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites
Weasley?
Ginny
Character, Overall?
Cho Chang or Umbridge
Female?
Umbitch
Male?
Wormtail
Adult?
Umbridge
Student?
Cho Chang
Spell?
Imperio
Book?
I love all of them!
Ship?
Harry/Ginny
Sweet?
Chocolate Frogs, gross
Death Eater?
Fenrir Greyback
Shop?
Madam Malkins
Place?
Malfoy Manor
Professor?
Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione?
In the books, great, but I don’t like to read ff’s with that pairing.
Harry/Hermione?
Nah, only if the ff’s really good. I think they’re more of brother/sister to each other.
Harry/Ginny?
No thank you
Harry/Luna?
Yay! So sweet!
Harry/Pansy?
Hm, it could work…
Ron/Lavander?
Ugh, Won Won and Lav Lav?
Ron/Luna?
Nah, don’t think that would be that good….
Ron/Pansy?
Nope
Ron/Fleur?
Never!
Hermione/Krum?
No
Hermione/Draco?
I loved it before, but now…been there, done that ;)
Hermione/FredORGeorge?
Yay! So cute!
James/Lily?
Yes
Lily/Snape?
Yes!!
Lily/Sirius?
No way
Lily/Lupin?
No
Tonks/Lupin?
Yes!
Draco/Pansy?
No! Ugh, I see Pansy like a obnoxious bitch most of the time, sorry.
Fred/Angelina?
They’re okay.
Bill/Fleur?
Same as above
Harry/Cho?
Never!!!

This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Harry
Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione
Neville or Seamus?
Neville
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape
Fred Or George?
George
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Knockturn Alley
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Witch Weekly
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter
Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw

Random
Have you Been to A Release Party?
No! *go cries in a corner*
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
…Maybeeee…..
A Movie?
Yes
Books or Movies?
Books, but I love all Harry Potter
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
You could say that.
Been To A Fansite?
Uh huh
Been to JKR’s Site?
Yup.
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Nope
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
No one
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Yes.
What was it?
Not telling! ;)
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
No!
Did it/ Does it work?
Well no, duh?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Harry xD We draw scars on each other in math class all the time :D
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
No…
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Nope
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?
No offence, but who cares?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Yup, kind of gross that Harry marries her…Ginny that is.
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
Kind of.
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Hmm, I’m not sure….*rolls eyes*
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Duh!
Do you read fanfiction?
All the time
If so, do you like it?
Love it!
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
No, I’m just going to put this on my profile that really doesn’t exist.
What site?
fanfiction.net
Do you write fanfiction?
yes
Do you like to write fanfiction?
yep
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
No *sad face*
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
A few things…;)
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
No
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
I wish
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Luna or the Weasley twins
Do You Agree With This?
Yes xD
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Yes.
What Are They?
Agent Sneep (Snape)
Do you object to being Called By them?
No, I start laughing like a maniac when I hear it.
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
I guess so, they get a little annoyed sometimes but that’s it.
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Yes xD
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Don’t point your wand at me! *wiggles eyebrows*
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Everything, my life is Harry Potter.
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Yes!
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
It’s my dream.
Have you re-read the books?
Hell yes! Both in English and Swedish.
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Nope, my friends are not that interested L
Have You Had An RP Party?
nope
Do You Want To?
meh...
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Yes xD And listened to one!
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Nope
Do You Want To?
Nah
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Yeah
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
No!
Are You Going To Write One?
No
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Nope
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Haha, keep dreaming!

1. Find a globe. Okay. Spin it. Okay. What does it say? I don’t have a globe…
2. Find a book. Okay. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Utanför, wich is the Swedish word for outside.
3 Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Um, how am I supposed to have a conversation with a bug?
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? I don’t have a TV in my room
6. Type your name with your elbow. epll9ojno5r….(Ellinor) that went well…
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A Harry Potter poster! :D
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? I don’t know…
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? The whole thing crashed :(
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? oaholaoe….
By the way, where’s the four?

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Slow

Dance

This

is a poem

written by a teenager with cancer.

She wants to

see how many

people get her poem.

It is quite the poem

Please pass it

on.

This

poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a

New York

Hospital .

It was sent

by

a medical doctor -

Make sure to read what is in the closing statement

AFTER THE

POEM.

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever

watched

kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to

the

rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a

butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the

fading

night?

You better slow down.

Don't

dance so

fast.

Time is short.

The music

won't

last.

Do you run through each day

On

the

fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear

the

reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie

in your

bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through

your head?

You'd better

slow down

Don't dance so

fast.

Time is

short.

The music won't

last.

Ever told your

child,

We'll do it

tomorrow?

And in your

haste,

Not see

his

sorrow?

Ever lost

touch,

Let a good

friendship die

Cause you

never had time

To call

and say,'Hi'

You'd

better slow down.

Don't dance

so fast.

Time

is short.

The music won't

last.

When you run

so fast to get somewhere

You

miss half the fun of getting

there.

When you worry and hurry

through your

day,

It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown

away.

Life is not a

race.

Do take it

slower

Hear the

music

Before the song is

over.

Dear All:

PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -

even to those you don't

know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon

leave this world

due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left

to live,

and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to

live their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll

never make it to prom, graduate from high school,

or get married and have a

family of her own.

By you sending

this to as many people as

possible, you can give her and her family a

little hope, because with every name

that this is sent to, The American

Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name

to her treatment and recovery

plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know

that we can at least send

it to 5 or 6. It's

not even your money, just

your

time!

PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14081 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 8,467 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 181,161 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Never Fear the Shadows by story2tell reviews
Harry has been missing for twelve years. Sent on a easy mission to the states, Remus and Sirius suddenly find themselves thrust into the middle of chaos. Can they overcome evil and finally be the family they were meant to be? AU NO SLASH/ Contains abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,944 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 7,003 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Shadowed Past by Southern Hearts reviews
AU Harry has lived the past five years on and off the streets, working odd jobs to get himself through school. Everything changes when he is almost the victim of a Dementor attack and his past is finally revealed. Revisions complete. Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,670 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 7,286 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Never Stop Turning by Books-and-bones reviews
If dancing is the stable in her life, why has it morphed beyond her recognition? One-shot, Natasha and dancing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart The Outtakes by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
As avid a photographer as Remus is, there are some moments that would just be completely inappropriate to capture. These, ladies and gentlemen, are those moments. Companion to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 111,513 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Marauders
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Six Types of Reviewers by MizSphinx reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
Flame from the Underground by Shinigami Ace reviews
Meet Dominic Morgan; drug dealer, pimp and underground crime boss. He is also known as Harry Potter; twin brother to the Boy Who Lived. As the war begins to rage, the light side decides it needs it's lost kin, but he isn't coming back without a fight...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,716 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Bloody Potter by Bones365 reviews
Harry grows tired of his fame getting in the way, but perhaps a few conveniently placed newspaper photographers can help him. Lots of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hear No Evil by QuickieContest reviews
Charlie arrives home from a tough shift at work to be greeted by strange noises in his living room. AH, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
56: Boyshorts by cali-chan reviews
Sam likes to wear boyshorts. Freddie likes that. He likes that a lot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,230 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Five Places by chelseyb reviews
Five places Harry Potter never fell in love with Nymphadora Tonks. Just a drabble, really. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Cupboard by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Thin Ice by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on Kurinoone's The Darkenss Within trilogy. Feeling it's time his brother learned something worthwhile Harry begins training him; and they start not a moment too soon. SexyPowerfulBrotherly!Harry with lots of action. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Project H and the Half Blood Prince by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the sixth Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Unforgivably Thick Jumpers by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on The Darkness Within Trilogy by Kurinoone. How do you teach 17 year olds how to win? Make them watch Harry and Moody duel. How do you wake up Ron? Snog his sister on the bed beside him of course. SexyPowerful!Harry. Moderate-strong Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In Which McGonagall Kills Bellatrix, Guest Starrin by BellaPur reviews
Slap stick companion piece to my serious story Black Roses. But can definitely be read alone. Warning, the author ingested more sugar than is sensible before writing this. Because Neville NEEDS his sob story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Minerva M.
Blades, Bloodsuckers and Babysitting by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Based on Kurinoone's The Darkness Within Trilogy. Harry minds Nigel for a night, all is not however as it seems. How must Harry protect Nigel and himself when fifty deadly creatures come knocking for a meal? Hurt/comfort and lots of action. SexyDark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Communication Progression by graffy reviews
It's one of those sweet moments where Sheldon is being playful without his usual condescension. Five moments where Sheldon told Penny something, and the one time she told him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 691 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Assassins by Tellie571 reviews
What happens when Harry gets the memories of a top of the rate Assassin and Jungle fighter from the 40k universe and teams up with Alastor Moody, to defeat voldemort while the order and ministry do nothing? WARNINGS: violence, crossover, au, no SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
A Different Storm by L.V.Owl reviews
Brielle was the weirdo by any standards but she didn't care. She was happy doing her own thing. But when she's placed in special protection by the Order, she no longer can call the shots and does all in her power to rebel. SS/OC? Maybe idk R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13401 - Favs: 7,264 - Follows: 6,071 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33 reviews
Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,073 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
20 Truths about Viktor Krum and Harry Potter by Unwritten.25 reviews
Viktor/Harry. Slash. 20 truths about Viktor Krum and Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 499 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Other Boy by Grace Veronica reviews
Dialogue taken from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I just read it and couldn't resist. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 403 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron's Discovery by fruit17 reviews
Ron Weasley was never exactly a sensitive bloke. But when he discovers his best friend's bestkept secret, he has a lot of growing up to do. It's time Ron begins to understand his wife, his friends, and just what it means to be a hero. HD, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 609 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bittersweet Moments of Decline by DeathCabGirl21 reviews
His breath made white puffs in the crisp night air. He snuggled farther into his black coat and resisted the urge to grab a cigarette. His eyes roamed the horizon of concrete and lights. Sure, inside was warm and nice, but he wasn’t ready.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Blood and Dust and Potatoes by mapleandmahogany reviews
Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Lettered by Dysperdis reviews
It all starts with a simple letter... Rated for later chapters Slash! HPTR HPLV! NonHBP Compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,229 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spectrum by Lirazel reviews
“Magic had a thousand flavors, a thousand hues, but none could give him peace.” Harry, post7th year oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Patches by littlechivalry reviews
Molly Weasley reflects. Angsty, implied slash, character death. You might want to have some tissues on hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Molly W. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Cigarettes by Feeling-of-Euphoria reviews
Harry Potter is being interviewed about his life after losing the war against Voldie. Uh...Be nice, I did this on a limited amount of sleep. If you like HookerDruggieHarry!, this is for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Hidden by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,106 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P.
Fairytale by Kaethir reviews
Everyone knew that magicians thrived only in fairytales.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
Scars aren't so bad by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,398 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Something Of His Own by Moxy reviews
Chapter 12 UP! Snape finds a book while on his rounds. What he finds inside could change the way he thinks about someone. Enjoy! Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Sight by Tigerlily3rd reviews
One-shot! Severus Snape takes a second look at the boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
If You Give a Wizard a Gun by BreetanyaViolet reviews
The summer after Harry's fifth year, he asks his uncle for one last thing... One shot... written at two a.m. posted around ten of three... of course its gonna be weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Her last words reviews
I closed my eyes and her last words ringed in my ears. "I love you..." A one-shot about Draco Malfoy and his love of life Evelyn. Re-posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete