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Hello!..

Let me tell you how I got here...

I found a story that made me crave a love like that... A story that made me want to be a writer... A story that made feel like I could be complete... So I read this story four times... from beginning to end... And then I couldn't get enough of this caracters... I was... like... starved and your stories became my food... And now I can't live whitout my trusted Adam (he is my iphone) and Eve (she is my ipad) who get me close to you... Your stories, my life line...

I'm afraid to write my own story... I just feel my writing is not good enough.. so maybe one day I'll give it a shot... And show what's in my heart.

My daughters are beautifully alive and well... and my life is safe within it's walls... I guess I'm glad I've gotten this far...

So I'm here to tell you this is my scape route!!!

To tell you how gratefull I am that I found you...

Thank you!!!

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,609 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." All human. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Right on Target by Emotion Masen reviews
Edward Masen has been a ruthless assassin almost his entire adult life, and he was the best at what he did. So he wasn't surprised when mob boss Aro Volturi called him with a job, get rid of Aro's goomah, Bella Swan. Only once Edward comes face to face with Bella, she's nothing like he expected. Faced with a choice, kill her, help her,or make her his... OOC Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,250 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 110,223 - Reviews: 8200 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH AN OUTTAKE* After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer and new teacher, Bella, finds fic inspiration in her distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she shouldn't judge a book by its cover and she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic! Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Lust/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 534,490 - Reviews: 20794 - Favs: 5,246 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7294 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soiled by bornonhalloween reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,341 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easy as Pie by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Masen: successful actor, admired by many, desired by thousands; he had everything he could have possibly wanted, except … happiness. One night, while trying to escape his crazy life, he literally made a "right" turn, which led him to Little Bell. Could finding that happiness really be as easy as pie?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9261 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19951 - Favs: 12,642 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Spring Fever by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 254 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Magically Delicious! by CrackedFic reviews
Summary: Can marshmallows and raisins mix? What happens when the fireflies stop flying? And just who is the mystical Burger King, anyway? My entry in the Make Me Laugh contest. It took third place in the judges' vote. A/U, BxE, Magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Took Five by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Minor broken filters and one unavoidable revelation. Not the best combination for certain situations…like this one. Contest entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. Yeah! WARNING: OVER 18 ONLY PLEASE. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty As Sin by bornonhalloween reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 9913 - Favs: 4,606 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14769 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Eden by Lolo84 reviews
They were just kids themselves when they signed their rights away. Only she fought for them back, and he didn't. Almost nine years later—they meet again, and their son . . . doesn't seem that impressed. Family/Friendship/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 16098 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 5,653 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4367 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,229 - Follows: 6,804 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forget Me Not by SydneyAlice reviews
With the help of his nurse, a man tries to put the pieces of his life back together. Will he be happy once the puzzle pieces fit, or will he wish his memories had remained a mystery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,800 - Reviews: 8847 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sabbatical by cosmogirl7481 reviews
There are worse things than being angry, right? A boy meets girl story with an open mind, a quiet heart and lots of flexibility. Or none of that at all. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her more than Rob. Rated M because...well, you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7631 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awaken by Edward's Eternal reviews
A brilliant aloof composer, hiding from the world. An unexpected meeting. How will he react ? Can she help him change his vision on life ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,689 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7598 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,685 - Follows: 5,602 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6811 - Favs: 6,272 - Follows: 4,904 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13486 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6292 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12815 - Favs: 7,354 - Follows: 6,132 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If the Moon Fell Down Tonight by TwilightofCraigslistContest reviews
Bella answers a craigslist ad in an attempt to earn the money to pay off her student loan, but what begins as a way to make some quick money may just end as something completely different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 5,148 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,482 - Follows: 8,093 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 3,081 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4315 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 3,939 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4876 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pros and Cons by SydneyAlice reviews
As world famous con artists, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are professional rivals. Sparks fly when they are forced to join forces, but are the stakes too high? Can they escape with their lives – and their hearts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,268 - Reviews: 5146 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9633 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,811 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7131 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8262 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score: Play On by DH78 reviews
Futuretake based on the story Evening the Score. Edward and Bella are now married and enjoying their little adventures in a very different way. Edward is still a hot pro-soccer player. Bella is still a badass. Originally Submitted for the FFF Comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17459 - Favs: 9,116 - Follows: 5,245 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8671 - Favs: 7,134 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best of All My Days by stella luna sky reviews
..."And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran. One shot written for littlesecret84 and fandom gives back. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing Ring by QuantumFizzx reviews
After missing out on love, Bella goes thru the motions in life. Forces begin to compel her to go after the only thing she had ever truly wanted... even when that dream is farther out of reach than ever before. Featured on TWI-FIC PROMOTIONS AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,117 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4517 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9728 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17218 - Favs: 9,456 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Speaks Fear and Truth by ericastwilight reviews
She's haunted daily, but learns to deal with her gift, helping those in need. He hides behind his opinions ,seeking closure, barely living. When their worlds collide can they help each other. A story of loss, love and betrayal with a supernatural twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4845 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 179 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Help Wanted by jaxon22 reviews
Bella Swan applies for the job of PA to the rude, arrogant and distant Hollywood star Edward Cullen. Will she be able to do her job without letting feelings get in the way? A/H Lush Lemons Graphic and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 607,440 - Reviews: 12596 - Favs: 9,938 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11221 - Favs: 4,398 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, pleaded, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only. NO sexual abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8489 - Favs: 13,188 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 538 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,675 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete