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Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Mentalist, Bourne series, and Discworld.

I take no responsibility whatsoever for how bad my stories on here are; I am purposefully avoiding rereading them right now, but I can't take them off, because that would involve effort and explaining things to friends and I'm just not doing it.

WIP: I'm not. A writer. Or progressing. Or writing. You know. I mean, I guess I am writing now, but it's not getting online because I'm a coward just now and don't feel like changing.

I'm a reader, fangirl, writer and editor (though I must admit there's much less reading than writing going on here, which is odd, for me).

I love getting mail & reviews from people and editing people's work. Want constructive criticism? This is the place to get it. If you're here because I gave you constructive criticism and you didn't like it, all I can say is that I have been taught (in a yelling-at-twice-a-week sort of way) to value SPaG (Spelling Punctuation and Grammar), good plots, and in-character characters very highly.

I support Team Gibbslap, the part of the population that believes Bella needs a good Gibbslap to clear her head from the fog of selfishness and whining that makes her life so constantly miserable.

Feel free to tell me if I've written something especially stupid; it happens all the time. Sigh.

I am a source of several things: bad jokes, reviews, random curse words in various fictional languages, stories. But mostly bad jokes. Very bad jokes. Of which I am well-aware.

In 2011 I wrote for National Novel Writing Month and did it in 17 days. Pain. However, I shall do it again. So should you.

Update: Have done it again, by accident, through rp. Well over the 50k and certainly under 30 days.

And I've decided that the best way to edit what I've got is with help, so when it's written it's posted, but it's not "over" or "done" till it's technically labeled complete. I could possibly bomb the world and leave only two survivors in a previously fluffy story if I so chose. So don't be surprised if there are some major changes.

And no, just because I keep saying, "ye gods!" doesn't mean I'm a polytheist. It just means I read lots of Terry Pratchett. Which is a good thing. All hail Pterry. §

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Obscurity by UrbanHymnal reviews
Because words were magic, because they only would come out when they had the right feel and sound, he couldn't say simple things like: Dad, leave Harry alone for once or Hey, Amy, do you fancy coming out to dinner with me?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Knowing by Mary West reviews
Molly Hooper thinks that no-one cares for her. But someone does.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
Hello, Goodbye by FlappieDungeon reviews
Based on the prompt: "Hello?... Why is the door open?" In which Sherlock Holmes meets, and loses John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
M is for Mummy by CeffylDrwg reviews
James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Life And Death Of Holden Jones by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
Name. No, he cannot be Sigerson any longer. That name is dangerous now. Jeremy is a dangerous name as well. Arthur, William, Sherringford, Benedict, all these he can no longer use. A pity. He was getting used to being called Benedict. No, he will need a new name. 'I'm Jones.' he says, in a voice that is Canadian. 'Holden Jones.' Hiatusfic. Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
Merry Christmas Brother by TheScaryLittleGhostGirl reviews
IT's CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! So I wrote some Christmas Bond!Lock. Sherlock/John and Q/OC. One-shot
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Q 1, Sherlock H. - Complete
Everybody Needs a Hobby by RavenWriter89 reviews
Bond is enjoying death. He's not the only one. Set during Skyfall and Post-Reichenbach.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
Symbiosis by Zaedah reviews
Santa used a Sharpie. EPILOGUE.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,830 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Thousand Miles and Poles Apart by Hummingbird1759 reviews
The unlikely connection between two British Government officials. One-shot, no slash. Warning: Contains spoilers for Skyfall!
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - M 3, Mycroft H. - Complete
In Which Q Knows Too Many People Who Specialize in Resurrection by CatsbytheGreat reviews
And he tries to make it better.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Q 2/R, John W. - Complete
Love in Codes by Aria DC al Fine reviews
'Orphans make the best recruits.' This may be true for field agents, but perhaps not for quartermasters. A series of related drabbles depicting Q's relationship with his brothers and men who were important to them Holmeses.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - James Bond/007, Mycroft H. - Complete
Returning by SoManyWords reviews
Part 2 of 'Leaving'. You don't have to read that to read this. Sherlock returns after playing dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Red Ties by WuHaoNi reviews
Gibbs & Co. try their luck against Patrick Jane, a suspect whose enigmatic past just might be the key to their murder investigation. Crossover with the Mentalist.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Patrick J.
The woman meets the girl by SunriseSerenity reviews
Irene Adler is in a bank in Venice several years before A Scandal in Belgravia. She is talking with Vesper Lynd, although we may question whether she is taking notes as carefully as she ought... A 221B, spoilers for ASiB and the 2006 Casino Royale remake.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Vesper L., Irene A. - Complete
The Redoubtable Miss Mary Morstan by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Of all the people Sherlock expects to be taken to task by after his three year hiatus from the living John's girlfriend certainly isn't one of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
La Vie Des Morts by element78 reviews
Clint and Natasha are fighting. Naturally, it's the others who suffer.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Neutral Zone Armed With Mistrust And Cynicism by chaletian reviews
Natasha struggles to trust Bruce Banner. Or anyone, really.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
My Kingdom for a Cigarette by ModernElegy reviews
From an LJ prompt - He even provided the lighter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Cadencia by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x14 At First Blush. Red John may still be his obsession, though that was somewhat muddy now, but she had the distinct impression sometimes that she was his pet project.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The NCIS Daily Drabble by Proseac reviews
A massively ambitious endeavour to watch one NCIS episode per day, and write a drabble thereon, every single day, starting July 1, 2011. Starts with the 2-part JAG spin-off. Now complete! See The NCIS Weekly Drabble for future instalments.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 198 - Words: 31,949 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
The Glorious Fourth: A Celebration with Guns by Avon reviews
This is set post-series in some variation of Avonverse. A bleak take on the prompt 'celebrations'. Warning: character death.
West Wing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sam S., Josh L. - Complete
It Wants Your Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Cho has four conversations about Summer, and five conversations with her. Takes place sometime after "Fugue in Red."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kimball C. - Complete
The Devil is Talking With Those Angel's Eyes by Aintnorestforthewicked647 reviews
To catch a serial killer, Lisbon and Jane must go undercover...as a happily married couple. Things will be made known and there will be a healthy does of Jisbon, because who doesn't love that?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Sine Qua Non by Sequitur reviews
Season Three-Four gap. The Director has her reservations about the team leader position, McGee and Ziva have a cunning and psychotic plan, and Tony has a mental breakdown. Sort of, anyway.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Someplace Warm by Rothelena reviews
Both utterly lonely and unable to form serious relationships, Jane and Lisbon strike a deal. Starts angsty, but moves to fluff pretty fast. Not much plot, I'm afraid. Now T, may go to M later, but I won't exaggerate...this is not a piece of smut.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Sad, Sad Day of Endless & Eternal Angst by cifre reviews
. one-shot. pure crack!fic . Jane is feeling angsty. VERY angsty. VERY. Unabashedly so. Humorously so.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Missing by Nyiestra reviews
During a law enforcement conference in DC, Danny Reagan goes missing. His father calls an old friend, NCIS Agent Jethro Gibbs, for help finding his son. But what will he—and Linda—think of what Gibbs's team finds?
Crossover - NCIS & Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Danny R.
Broken by Nyiestra reviews
While Danny struggles against his own personal demons, the Reagan family pulls together to protect Erin from a very real threat.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,575 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Danny R., Erin B. - Complete
I Only Search for You by LittleMender reviews
In spite of the intoxicating assault on their senses, neither of them was willing or brave enough to take that step forward, so they stood stock still in silent, frustrating stalemate. Installment #8 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moments by Nyiestra reviews
A series of drabbles about the Reagans, their relationships, and their lives.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
A City Without Walls by Sidney Sussex reviews
WARNING for character death. Detective Inspector Lestrade is dying. At the same time, Sherlock is making it worthwhile to live. Rated for themes. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Published: 6/21/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Nine Lives by thebondgirl reviews
"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ease by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Sam / Sybil. "Moving pictures come to Ankh-Morpork while Sam and Sybil are courting – wooing? Oh gods . . occasionally having dinner together while they navigate the choppy waters of romance for the over-40s. That sounds about right."
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
The Weekend by NotARedhead reviews
It's Monday morning and everyone is back from the weekend. Except that Sam is late. That's all I'm sayin'. This is a one-shot; it is complete. Standard disclaimer. All hail Shane Brennan.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/10/2011
Undistinguished Things by Sequitur reviews
Graffiti, Back to the Future, bikinis, laser tag, and unicorns: five times Ziva had Tony's back.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Stand and Wait by Sequitur reviews
The team is stuck in Maine, the snow's coming down hard, the power's going out-and then there's that nasty case of the flu that's been going around lately. Team-fic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Scheherazade's Day Job by Sequitur reviews
Between Seasons Three and Four. "I think that any plan that turns on the fulcrum of Tony not annoying someone is probably a pretty flawed plan."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
How You Know I Did Not Write This by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
A short oneshot of me poking fun at my own writing. Tim has a perfect day. :
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Moments Spun by southern cross reviews
Patrick and Grace have too many things left unsaid between them. A series of Season Two epilogues where they speak what needs saying.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Grace vP., Patrick J.
Of Balls and Bad Guesswork by Linxcat reviews
Working out someone's identity at a masked ball: it was all a very simple matter of finding the evidence, dusting for finger prints and then calling the suspect on it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sam Vimes - Complete
To Slash or Oneshot? by All-things reviews
Summary: The team discovers FanFiction. This is pretty much my view of fanfiction lingo. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
50 Things to Say by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection in response to the Fantasy Script's '50 Phrases' challenge. LAST: Limited: She's his anchor, his life raft. She keeps him floating when he would otherwise drown.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To Be Okay by modernxxmyth reviews
"The word felt like the first real breath released from his lungs in months. The first since his last sight of her." A fresh take on the post-season three MiSa reunion. Updated to a two-shot!
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Michael S., Sara T. - Complete
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halloween by Cannibalistic Skittles reviews
Oh dear. This can't end well... Reader/Various
DragonFable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Adventurer
The Untold Dangers of Suburban Grocery Shopping by brightblue reviews
"Yet another reason why she never ventures into the suburbs. Bad things happen here." Jeanne, seven years later. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2010 - J. Benoit - Complete
Only That Which is Written in Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Head Colds and Light Bulbs by angel-death-dealer reviews
She hated this, more than she hated anything else that he did...Grace and Jane discuss her weekend with Rigsby, but she's easily irritated when he starts using his mind tricks. Rigspelt
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
The Black Box by rhapsodybree reviews
An episode extension set immediately after “The Red Box” when new boss Madeline Hightower leaves Jane and Lisbon in the office.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Grey Areas by brightblue reviews
Post-ep oneshot for Double Identity. Tony has a bad day, a much needed conversation, and some puppy therapy. Not necessarily in that order. Tony/Ziva with a healthy dose of Tony/Mortimer because OMG THE CUTENESS. Not entirely fluff, I promise.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
In Bed by Quaggy reviews
Post-Ep for Transition. Josh deals with an unwanted guest and Sam can't take a hint.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
Insert Mispronounced Daemon Name Here by Mei1105 reviews
REUPLOADED. Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic post movie . Still reeling from Adrian's death, Tash heads to the His Dark Materials fandom to catch a Sue who's powers are a confusing mystery for the whole Society.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
The Day Was Saved by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Carrot saves the day. Vimes and Angua, too old and too morphically challenged for this s**t, try not to resent him.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Angua, Sam Vimes - Complete
The DiNozzo Diaries 3 by rekkidbraka reviews
Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash. HIATUS FOR NOW. WILL RETURN.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
lucky thirteen by nightcamedown reviews
Triple drabble for On/Off challenge. Warnings for writer's block and awkward silences!
Sports Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Of Dragons and Dragonslayers by Omega Overlord reviews
ONESHOT; Major crack pairing for everyone's least favorite friend. Galanoth is acting oddly, and his actions are odder still. Jake once again finds himself messing with other people's romances.
DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Galanoth, Aisha
dc al fine by forthecoast reviews
This thing that they’ve been doing, it’s got him all tied up in knots. SamAinsley
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sam S., Ainsley H. - Complete
Staunenswerte Gnade by Arquenniel reviews
The only thing that can fix Marie Helena Kreutz's mangled life is a shattered man's quest to recover his own. Bourne Identity Marie's POV.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
watch the world outside by still-trusting-no1 reviews
Well - no. But you don't have to be so literal." He turns to Cho, rolls his eyes exaggeratedly. "Women." Jane/Lisbon; Cho-centric. Inspired by the opening of 1x18 Russet Potatoes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blue Lights by redfeatherz reviews
Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Till You See It On A Silver Screen by chaletian reviews
McGee's book is going to be made into a film. Update: Tony and Ziva attend the premiere.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Souvenir by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Ziva is only allowed to bring one souvenir back to Israel with her. Whatever will she bring? Almost drabble. Minor spoilers for season finale.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Temporary Distractions by Cath1 reviews
Gibbs is worried about Ziva. Post ep for Driven. Hints of TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Recovery by chaletian reviews
Tony gradually recovers after his mission. Post 5x01. Slightly TIVAish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Her David, Marie's Jason by DizzyDawn007 reviews
drabbleish shots of Nicky's thoughts during her encounters with Jason in Ultimatum. NickyJason history and hints of future.
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Military Assault by Sapphyre Blu reviews
Do NOT Read This Fic And Absolutely....Do NOT REVIEW It.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fade to Black by Sequitur reviews
No one ever holds a bake sale at the end of a James Bond movie. Season Four.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
That Ship's Not Docking Here by NotARedhead reviews
A group of silly short stories. With apologies to many and a great big DiNozzo grin to a few. You know who you are. See author's note in Chapter One. Standard disclaimer. All hail DPB.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Tis a Gift by NotARedhead reviews
Because someone had to. You know you're all thinking it. Just a drabble. And a sappy one at that. Standard disclaimer. All hail DPB.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
NCIS by isis-sg1 reviews
Tony and Ziva try to question a man but they don't get past telling him their names.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Face of the Enemy by Soledad reviews
The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, seen through the eyes of the enemy. Prince Imrahil has an appearance. Story complete. Winner of 2004's Mithril Awards for 'Best story focusing on Men'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Murder For Hire by spitzthecat reviews
Someone is trying to murder Josh Lyman
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
The Lamentable Demise of George by Maddy Carr reviews
Josh, Donna, a chinchilla. General mayhem and confusion. Many misunderstandings ensue. A touch of angst and a pinch of romance
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
One Lonely Shoe by nefret24 reviews
Josh. Donna. A malicious filing cabinet. An embassy ball. Articles of clothing, specifically shoes, gone missing. Really bad celebrity impressions. In other words, good times for all. Sort of. A complete slightly silly, Cindrellaish story. Reviews welcome
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2001 - Published: 6/9/2001 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
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Saisoto's NCIS: The Comic reviews
Tony arrives at Gibbs' house one night, bruised and guilty, needing to talk. McGee's in the hospital, and Ziva isn't talking to him. Somehow, hilarity ensues. No slash. Saisoto's comic brought to you with a few extra details added, but overall, intact.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
KIMBALL CHO: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviews
The CHO unit is now available for sale, in all of his deadpanning glory...read inside on how to NOT get yourself killed by everyone's favorite hawaiian pizza eater. Unbeta'd.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kimball C.
A Field Trip reviews
Miss Susan takes her class along on an errand to the CBI. She has to make sure Jane follows through on the deal with her father Death . A sequel to tromana's Dreams Mysteries Love Lost, but can be read on its own. Concrit welcomed. Unbeta'd.
Crossover - Discworld & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Susan Sto Helit, Patrick J.
Weathering The Storm reviews
How did they make it from the funeral to the office to her house? She doesn't know...she'll make a little small talk, and get him out. Today she just needs to weather the storm alone. For some reason, though, he refuses to leave... Oneshot. Unbeta'd.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Midnight Math reviews
The similarities and differences between two insomniacs. Featuring Dr. Montague of episode 3x12, Bloodhounds. Oneshot. Concrit welcomed. Unbeta'd.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Patrick J.
PATRICK JANE: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviews
There's an actual storyline to this one! What begins as a simple programming of an Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to a unit evolves into an all-out panic, as the Manual website is ruthlessly hacked. Concrit and troubleshooting questions welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Patrick J.
Six Hundred, No Mushrooms reviews
Why Summer agrees to pizza even though she hates the greasy stuff. Double drabble, 200 words exactly. A present for LittleMender. Unbeta'd. Concrit welcome.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kimball C.
Parallels reviews
In Spain, he had his suspicions...Now, in Tangier, they're confirmed. Why does Bourne send Nicky away after the Desh incident? Drabble. Unbeta'd.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Nicky P., J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain
TERESA LISBON: The Owner's Maintenance Guide reviews
Everything you need to know to prevent your own termination at the hands of your very own pocket rocket, dynamite, heavily armed, and cute as a button Agent LISBON unit. Includes place of manufacture, tips on OOC prevention, and list of accessories.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Teresa L.
Testing 123 reviews
A short, humorous fic about Tony preparing to pose as a stand-up comedian. Also my first time posting. We'll see how it goes.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Tony D.
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