Lady Lake97
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Joined 06-14-10, id: 2403980, Profile Updated: 04-09-12
Author has written 4 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, and Beka Cooper series.

If you are a dreamer, come in,

If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,

A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer,

If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,

For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.

Come in!

Come in!

Shel Silverstein

So, I see that somehow you've managed to find my humble profile page. Congratualations! Have a cookie! So anyways, my name be Lady Lake 'round these parts, and there ain't no other name you folk should be callin' me by. Well, I guess I'm also Tatania Tipsy on here, but you'll never know what my real name is... Muahahahaha...

If you're wondering about the pen name, it's because my friends and I have made up our own little group name. Kinda like the Marauders, except we're girls, we're book worms, and we're not witches or wizards going to hogwarts. (I'm convinced my letters just a little bit delayed. Sure it should have come three years ago, but i'm sure the owl just got lost or something). Any ways, the group is called the Court Of The Wild, and we're a group of aspiring writers (I'm sorry, that sounded cheesy. Did that sound cheesy to you? Yeah it did didn't it?) who as you might have assumed, enjoy writing. Or appreciate it. We've got writers, artists, musicians, and randomness! The group consists of Myself (Obviously) Lady Ice214, Lady Fire.1125, Lady Wood36, Lady Rainbow2251 our two newest members *insert drum roll here* Lady Harvest and Lady Stone 1234. Now that you've seen them, go check out their stories because they are awesome!

Anyways I suppose considering this is a profile, I should probably tell you a few things about my self that I'm sure will be very valuable information in the future. Don't ask me why any one would actually care to know these things, but I'm sure that someone in the wrinkles of time and space will definitely care about my life... or lack thereof... For one, I have a great deal of obsessions that vary every once in a while. I obsess over different types of fruits, Musicals, Songs, Books, Manga, and of course I am horribly and mentally obsessed with FanFiction. Thus proving that I really do need a life. Ah, but who does need a life when you have fanfiction? (Pathetic? Yes. True? Affirmative.)

Just as a note, when I write Lol, don't pronounce it L.O.L. That really bugs me. Say it lawl. Oh yeah, and say it in a really high pitched voice too.

There are a lot of things that I despise, except they're all petty so it seems as if I don't hate anything. I guess like the water (Which incase you neglected to see, is the basis for my Court of the Wild name,) I'm easily irritated, however I almost never get angry. Unless it's at inanimate objects, in which case I will constantly spaz. So if you are a chair, computer, stuffed animal, or my next meal, then beware my wrath.

I suppose, since I've nothing really better to do, (Pfft, who am I kidding. There are plenty of productive things I could be doing right now... ) I will list off some of my worst pet-peeves. For one I hate hypocrites, even though I can easily admit that I am one. I just don't like others being hypocritical, which I am being very much so right now. I don't like uncapitilized 'I's, Spelling and Grammer mistakes, and when people write 'You Are' instead of 'You're'. I don't like dry weather, I don't like when people call me normal, I don't like homophobes. At all. If you dislike gays, lesbians or are prejuduced towards any other opinions, please either keep it to yourself, or leave. Anyways, those are things that I hate, but really, most of them I do myself, and when you look at it, they're really not that important. Except for being a homophobe. Please don't rain on my parade, because I am a minor yaoi fangirl. (Wow, that sounded dramatic...)

OBSESSIONS

Books(Notice the "S")

Harry Potter, Anything Tamora Pierce, Hunger Games, The Princess Bride, Reckless, Inkheart trilogy, The Leviathan Trilogy (Anxiously awaiting number three!) and A million others that I'm sure you don't really want me to fill up space with.

Favourite Manga: Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, Law of Ueki, Fruits Basket, Reborn!, Hetalia.

Favourite food: Chocolate!!!! And mashed potatoes are pretty good too. Oh! Oh! And PAAAAASSSSSTTTAAAA! (Lol. I love you Italy)

Favourite colours: Blue, Teal, Dark green, Yellow, Orange

Favourite Musicals: Wicked, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, A Very Potter Musical and sequel, Starship.

Favourite Music Artists: Jason Mraz, Pink, Paramore, Evanescence, Elton John, Hedley, Train, Mika, Aerosmith... Oh My Gosh!!! There's too many!!!!

Favourite movies: TANGLED!!!! (Dude best movie ever.), Megamind, Inception, the new Sherlock Holmes.

Things that I do excessivley: Sing, Read, Use sarcasm, Capitilize random words in a sentence, meow, become obsessive with things that I like and speak with a fake Australian accent. (I kid you not.)

My Deepest Darkest Wish: To have a British accent. And maybe a pair of wool socks. (To people who got that reference, I love you :) But in reality, I wouldn't mind having a British accent... I hate being born in the wrong country...)

Favourite Quotes and Sayings:

"'Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch?! Your whole arms off!" Monty Python

"This parrot is most definitely dead! Deceased! No longer alive!" Monty Python

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read," Groucho Marx

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

"Nobody's perfect, I'm as close as it gets," Happy Bunny

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

"I suppose I'll have to add gravity to my list of enemies," Series of unfortunate events

"It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself." Series of Unfortunate events

"You think that killing people will make them like you. But it doesn't. It just makes them dead." Vodemort, A very potter musical

"Now you're just being cute. I can't go to Pigfarts Potter, It's on mars. You need a Rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do. You know not everyone can afford to buy out NASA when their parents die. Look at this; Moon shoes Potter, Star kid Potter, traversing the galaxy and going to pigfarts!" Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical

"The sorting hat eloped with the scarf of sexual preferences, so basically I've just been putting anyone who looks heroic into Gryffindor and anyone who looks evil into Slytherin. The rest can just go wherever the hell they want." Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical.

"Why I can't believe that you would think that Harry. Severus snape is the Kindest, most trustworthy, sexiest man I've ever seen in my life." Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical.

"You just got defenestrated beotch!" Demyx time

"Twilight...isn't...literature!" Demyx time

"Well, I got everything except for the elbow grease, headlight fluid and fork handles, And the nice man in the truck told me there was no such thing as head light fluid so I don't know what that's all about. Wait, Why is the camera on?" Demyx time

"He's not exactly the brightest crayon in the shed," Demyx time

"Sponsor Potatoes." Shinra files

I'm not agressive, there are just idiots in this world who need to be dealt with violently.

If violence isn't solving all your problems you're simply not using enough of it.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same to them at funerals.

"You just got SERVED!"

"OH NOES! I'MMA BE MOLESTED!"

"AMN! They only feed on Lucky Charms and Perverts!"

"That was the Gayest thing I have ever seen.." "

"First dibs on the monkey bars!" "You fuckin' bastid!"

I'm a dinosaur. So, like, Rawr and stuff.

"Are you putting Whiskey in your tea?!" "No dahling, it's Rum."

"How much TEA did you have?!"

"WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE FIFTEENTH?!" "Answer him... Before he kills us all.." "But it's the fourteenth!"

Okay, Idiotas. Say something nice. Or I will kill you.

Only real men...

Favourite Pairings:

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, James/Lily, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Sirius/Remus (Actually for me, this one depends. I like it, if it's written right. I have read some brilliant Sirius/Remus stories, however I've also read some really awful ones >_

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Hinata (Again dpending) Ino/Shikamaru, Kakashi/Iruka, Deidara/Tobi, Kisame/Itachi, Sakura/Lee (Isn't it adorable?) Neji/Tenten

Tamora Pierce: Kel/Dom, Beka/Farmer, Daine/Numair, Aly/Nawatt, Alanna/George

Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx, Xigbar/Demyx (If done right!) Marluxia/Larxene, Sora/Riku (I'm sorry, but can it be any other way? I mean other then Kairi/Sora, but Kairi's annoying and doesn't deserve him.)

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Kaoru (I love Twins!) Kyouya/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi, Kyouya/Tamaki (Come on, you can see it right?)

Hetalia: Prussia/Canada, Spain/Romano, France/England, Italy/Germany (Dude, it's practically cannon...), America/Japan, Russia/America.

Random Paste-y thingies...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
( )Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
( )You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
()It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x)Sports are fun
(x)Talk withfood in your mouth.
( )Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

()You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
()You wear the color pink
()Go to your mom for advice.
()You consider cheerleading a sport.
()You hate wearing the color black.
()You like hanging out at the mall.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
()Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
()Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x)You were in gymnastics/dance?
()It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
()You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x)You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
()Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
()Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 5

Hehe, that's awkward. I guess I'm not exactly a tomboy though, I'm just a really quirky girl!

Very detailed and uber amazing ending/conclusion piece thing-y

Alright well I'm done. Hope you guys will read my stories. I think I've made a pretty convincing argument don't you think?

Inner self- What are you talking about? You just begged and that started talking random shit that they probably didn't even want to know.

Me- That hurts TT.TT

Inner self- Uh... Yeah, that was kind of the point there.

Me- You wound me!

Inner self- Deal with it

Me- Don't you see? They LOVE me! Look! They're falling at my feet to worship me!

Inner Self- ...You're delusional.

Me- *Trying to think up of amazing comeback*... That's what she said. Oh wait, that implies that I've been told I was delusional before...

Inner self- You have.

Me- No I haven't!

Inner self- Remember the incident?

Me- Oh yeah... But that wasn't my fault!

Inner self- You were running around shouting "Help me! My inner voice is speaking to me! It's attacking me! Abuse! Abuse!"

Me- But you were!

Inner self- Yes but they didn't know that. You're a schmuck.

Me- Help! Help! My inner voice is verbally abusing me!

Mum- Do I have to call the mental institution again! I have them on speed dial you know! *Uses chair and whip like cool tiger tamers!*

Me- Alright, Alright.

Inner self- You... are an idiot.

Me- That's not nice.

Inner Self- Are you ever going to actually end this?

Me- No.

Inner self- Why ever not?

Me- ...

Inner self- Are you ignoring me?

Me-...

Inner self- You can't ignore your concience.

Me-...

Inner self- I'll tell the readers all of your deepest secrets!

Me-...

Inner self- You suck.

Me-...

Inner self- You must have realized that by me telling all your secrets I'd have told all my own secrets.

Me-...

Inner self- I see you've become mildly intelligent.

Me-...

Inner self- Okay, you can talk now.

Me-...

Inner self- *Pokes with stick*?

Me-...

Inner self- *Begins to throw rocks*

Me-...

Inner self- FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I REALIZE THAT I WAS HARSH! WILL YOU TALK TO ME NOW?!

Me- Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Inner self- *Blinks* ... You're sleeping?

Me- Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Inner self- I'm leaving.

Me- Zzzzzz...

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,142 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,395 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Detective and His Blogger by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5368 - Favs: 9,144 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guilty Conscience by FreeKiwi reviews
How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,554 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Demyx, Zexion
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mission: Undercover by FantasyFollower reviews
Sucked into an elaborate scheme, Kel and Dom have no idea that Alanna and Raoul are matchmaking to the extreme. But what happens when their foolproof plan develops a dangerous flaw?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Keladry, Domitan
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Point in Swearing by ApocalypseCat reviews
'"John, what's the point in swearing?" Sherlock asked.' Discover the span of Sherlock's swearing vocabulary. One-shot. Mild crack!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H.
Reply to Sender by Trompet reviews
A tale told entirely in texts, notes, and emails detailing high school romance between very abnormal participants. Features matchmaking, smartasses, sexy leather jackets, and Pirate lingo. Also buckets of sexual tension. Johnlock, Mystrade, Moriartyx?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Faking It by Wits and the Ditz reviews
No one saw it coming. Not even Ino. The idea just popped into her head. She saw him there, all by himself, looking as lazy as ever. She hated him, yet she grabbed his arm and pulled him closer towards her. It was ok, she was only faking it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,889 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Bored Games by SparksMayFly reviews
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that's not how the game works.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Axel's Fables by FreeKiwi reviews
"You know what, Axel? If you can write a book and get it published, I'll marry you." It's too bad he didn't think the deal through. It's too bad he never thought Axel would rework Aesop's fables. It's too bad Axel is a fable-writing god. -AxelxRoxas-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 176,823 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Many Mornings After by lene-anschutz reviews
Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Status: Confused by fullmoon230 reviews
"Gil, if you do not do your dare, then you, me, streaking and 27 bottles of wine." there was a secret, and everyone was interested... and, well, when you have over 30 teens, plus cell phones and internet... Hetalia Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5057 - Favs: 11,617 - Follows: 1,336 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Therapist by katkin reviews
After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Danish Mermaid by Shatterdoll reviews
In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, How to Drive Merlin Completely and Utterly Mad. Gwaine finds out about Merlin's magic and Merlin ponders the moral implications of turning friends into toads.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Finding You by Potterholic85 reviews
Rose Weasley intends to keep a promise to Scorpius Malfoy, no matter what. A sequel to "Questions." With new information released from J.K. Rowling on Pottermore, this is now slightly AU. Not that I'm complaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Wonderful Witch Because by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione said to Crookshanks,"I don't think we're in London anymore." They were in a land, far away, with a scarecrow Harry, a tin man Draco & a lion Ron. Who is the evil witch? Click your heels together three times, because there's no place like home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Questions by Potterholic85 reviews
Questions help an outgoing Rose Weasley get to know a reluctant Scorpius Malfoy. NextGen fic. With new information released from J.K. Rowling on Pottermore, this is now slightly AU. Not that I'm complaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
New Year's Eve Games by Celeste P reviews
Fred and George has planned the perfect New Years Eve prank when Hermione finds out what they're up to. Determined to stop them she agrees to the terms of their game. Little does she know that the boys have a game of their own. The deadline, midnight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
48 Hours by Ayns and Sky reviews
For Person95. When Jake gets tired of Puck and Sabrina constantly fighting, he uses a potion to let them experience life from each other's shoes. What happens when Puck and Sabrina learn they'll be stuck in each other's bodies for 48 hours? *COMPLETE*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Sew What? by slewy reviews
AkuRoku, Leon/SquallXCloud, more to come...? RikuXSora, etc. Roxas works at Cloud 9 dress shop as a living mannequin for his older brother Cloud. When some new customers arrive, things get a little out of hand. Rated M just in case...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,966 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Liberated Aficionado by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,496 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Nurse, Nurse by YondyB reviews
AU. Sequel to Doctor, Doctor, but can be read on it's own. Random drabbles about random moments inspired by the names of symptoms or diseases. Rated for doctorly-stuff; Drugs, stitching up skin, etc. And language. And mentions of sex. Lots of it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,211 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Attendance is Mandatory by Akane Arihyoshi reviews
Cinderella/Kingdom Hearts parody. When Demyx's stepmother and stepsisters step out for the night, Demyx plans for a lazy afternoon. He just didn't expect his fairy godmother to show up. Zemyx, yaoi. Hints of AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Neurotically Yours by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Falling in love isn't so hard. All it takes is a little romance. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Fly me to the moon by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,523 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Goings on at Steadfast by Beagairbheag reviews
Set after Lady Knight. Weddings, pranks, dancing and plots. KelDom...Eventually! It's been done before but here's my take on it. Reviews appreciated! Finally completed! Sequel posted! New Beginnings at New Hope
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
The Billionaire Scientist & His New Secretary by Sparrow reviews
Modern DN. Numair is a billionaire scientist, whose new secretary is Daine. She's about to learn that he mixes business with pleasure. Enter... possible love rival?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,198 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
The fairies in the wood by Bagge reviews
When the teasing of her peers become too much for Luna, she finds herself different company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Rather Devious Plan by Nova-Janna reviews
Crookshanks was a cat. Cats generally can’t make up deviously clever plans that involve getting revenge on your owner who hasn’t sat down for a good cuddle with you in ages and therefore deserves it. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Couple Counseling: Tortall Series by Treanz-Alyce reviews
The couple talk show that’s TP meets treanz-alyce’s warped humor, with a dash of Jerry Springer. Features your favorite dysfunctional couples. This Episode – Kel and Dom, with SeaDragon co-hosting! Kel and Dom … not what you expected! -COMPLETE-
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Tortall - Complete
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PickUp Lines: For Blundering Idiots in Love reviews
Fred and George always were ready to lend a helping hand. So when they find out that Ron has a crush on our favourite bookworm of a witch, not to mention it's reciprocated, they come up with a list of pick-up lines to help win her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,661 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Them All reviews
Prince Zexion wasn't happy when his Step "Mother" tried to murder him. He wasn't happy living with dwarves who were freaking taller than him. Or when the talkative blonde wormed his way into his heart. That's what happens when you're fairest of them all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zexion, Demyx
Beth reviews
"Beth, I know you're lonely, and I hope you'll be alright. 'Cause me and the boys will be playin' all night." Beka and Rosto. A short song-fic to the song Beth by Kiss.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper
Pranks lead to love? reviews
Kel and Dom play a prank on Neal and Wyldon. A story of revenge, love and of course pranks. And who could forget a very angry Wyldon. Edited and prolonged.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete