Author has written 4 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, and Beka Cooper series.
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer,
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
So, I see that somehow you've managed to find my humble profile page. Congratualations! Have a cookie! So anyways, my name be Lady Lake 'round these parts, and there ain't no other name you folk should be callin' me by. Well, I guess I'm also Tatania Tipsy on here, but you'll never know what my real name is... Muahahahaha...
If you're wondering about the pen name, it's because my friends and I have made up our own little group name. Kinda like the Marauders, except we're girls, we're book worms, and we're not witches or wizards going to hogwarts. (I'm convinced my letters just a little bit delayed. Sure it should have come three years ago, but i'm sure the owl just got lost or something). Any ways, the group is called the Court Of The Wild, and we're a group of aspiring writers (I'm sorry, that sounded cheesy. Did that sound cheesy to you? Yeah it did didn't it?) who as you might have assumed, enjoy writing. Or appreciate it. We've got writers, artists, musicians, and randomness! The group consists of Myself (Obviously) Lady Ice214, Lady Fire.1125, Lady Wood36, Lady Rainbow2251 our two newest members *insert drum roll here* Lady Harvest and Lady Stone 1234. Now that you've seen them, go check out their stories because they are awesome!
Anyways I suppose considering this is a profile, I should probably tell you a few things about my self that I'm sure will be very valuable information in the future. Don't ask me why any one would actually care to know these things, but I'm sure that someone in the wrinkles of time and space will definitely care about my life... or lack thereof... For one, I have a great deal of obsessions that vary every once in a while. I obsess over different types of fruits, Musicals, Songs, Books, Manga, and of course I am horribly and mentally obsessed with FanFiction. Thus proving that I really do need a life. Ah, but who does need a life when you have fanfiction? (Pathetic? Yes. True? Affirmative.)
Just as a note, when I write Lol, don't pronounce it L.O.L. That really bugs me. Say it lawl. Oh yeah, and say it in a really high pitched voice too.
There are a lot of things that I despise, except they're all petty so it seems as if I don't hate anything. I guess like the water (Which incase you neglected to see, is the basis for my Court of the Wild name,) I'm easily irritated, however I almost never get angry. Unless it's at inanimate objects, in which case I will constantly spaz. So if you are a chair, computer, stuffed animal, or my next meal, then beware my wrath.
I suppose, since I've nothing really better to do, (Pfft, who am I kidding. There are plenty of productive things I could be doing right now... ) I will list off some of my worst pet-peeves. For one I hate hypocrites, even though I can easily admit that I am one. I just don't like others being hypocritical, which I am being very much so right now. I don't like uncapitilized 'I's, Spelling and Grammer mistakes, and when people write 'You Are' instead of 'You're'. I don't like dry weather, I don't like when people call me normal, I don't like homophobes. At all. If you dislike gays, lesbians or are prejuduced towards any other opinions, please either keep it to yourself, or leave. Anyways, those are things that I hate, but really, most of them I do myself, and when you look at it, they're really not that important. Except for being a homophobe. Please don't rain on my parade, because I am a minor yaoi fangirl. (Wow, that sounded dramatic...)
Books(Notice the "S")
Harry Potter, Anything Tamora Pierce, Hunger Games, The Princess Bride, Reckless, Inkheart trilogy, The Leviathan Trilogy (Anxiously awaiting number three!) and A million others that I'm sure you don't really want me to fill up space with.
Favourite Manga: Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, Law of Ueki, Fruits Basket, Reborn!, Hetalia.
Favourite food: Chocolate!!!! And mashed potatoes are pretty good too. Oh! Oh! And PAAAAASSSSSTTTAAAA! (Lol. I love you Italy)
Favourite colours: Blue, Teal, Dark green, Yellow, Orange
Favourite Musicals: Wicked, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, A Very Potter Musical and sequel, Starship.
Favourite Music Artists: Jason Mraz, Pink, Paramore, Evanescence, Elton John, Hedley, Train, Mika, Aerosmith... Oh My Gosh!!! There's too many!!!!
Favourite movies: TANGLED!!!! (Dude best movie ever.), Megamind, Inception, the new Sherlock Holmes.
Things that I do excessivley: Sing, Read, Use sarcasm, Capitilize random words in a sentence, meow, become obsessive with things that I like and speak with a fake Australian accent. (I kid you not.)
My Deepest Darkest Wish: To have a British accent. And maybe a pair of wool socks. (To people who got that reference, I love you :) But in reality, I wouldn't mind having a British accent... I hate being born in the wrong country...)
Favourite Quotes and Sayings:
"'Tis but a scratch!"
"A scratch?! Your whole arms off!" Monty Python
"This parrot is most definitely dead! Deceased! No longer alive!" Monty Python
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read," Groucho Marx
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
"Nobody's perfect, I'm as close as it gets," Happy Bunny
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
"I suppose I'll have to add gravity to my list of enemies," Series of unfortunate events
"It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself." Series of Unfortunate events
"You think that killing people will make them like you. But it doesn't. It just makes them dead." Vodemort, A very potter musical
"Now you're just being cute. I can't go to Pigfarts Potter, It's on mars. You need a Rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do. You know not everyone can afford to buy out NASA when their parents die. Look at this; Moon shoes Potter, Star kid Potter, traversing the galaxy and going to pigfarts!" Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical
"The sorting hat eloped with the scarf of sexual preferences, so basically I've just been putting anyone who looks heroic into Gryffindor and anyone who looks evil into Slytherin. The rest can just go wherever the hell they want." Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical.
"Why I can't believe that you would think that Harry. Severus snape is the Kindest, most trustworthy, sexiest man I've ever seen in my life." Dumbledore, A Very Potter Musical.
"You just got defenestrated beotch!" Demyx time
"Twilight...isn't...literature!" Demyx time
"Well, I got everything except for the elbow grease, headlight fluid and fork handles, And the nice man in the truck told me there was no such thing as head light fluid so I don't know what that's all about. Wait, Why is the camera on?" Demyx time
"He's not exactly the brightest crayon in the shed," Demyx time
"Sponsor Potatoes." Shinra files
I'm not agressive, there are just idiots in this world who need to be dealt with violently.
If violence isn't solving all your problems you're simply not using enough of it.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same to them at funerals.
"You just got SERVED!"
"OH NOES! I'MMA BE MOLESTED!"
"AMN! They only feed on Lucky Charms and Perverts!"
"That was the Gayest thing I have ever seen.." "
"First dibs on the monkey bars!" "You fuckin' bastid!"
I'm a dinosaur. So, like, Rawr and stuff.
"Are you putting Whiskey in your tea?!" "No dahling, it's Rum."
"How much TEA did you have?!"
"WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE FIFTEENTH?!" "Answer him... Before he kills us all.." "But it's the fourteenth!"
Okay, Idiotas. Say something nice. Or I will kill you.
Only real men...
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, James/Lily, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius, Sirius/Remus (Actually for me, this one depends. I like it, if it's written right. I have read some brilliant Sirius/Remus stories, however I've also read some really awful ones >_
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Hinata (Again dpending) Ino/Shikamaru, Kakashi/Iruka, Deidara/Tobi, Kisame/Itachi, Sakura/Lee (Isn't it adorable?) Neji/Tenten
Tamora Pierce: Kel/Dom, Beka/Farmer, Daine/Numair, Aly/Nawatt, Alanna/George
Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx, Xigbar/Demyx (If done right!) Marluxia/Larxene, Sora/Riku (I'm sorry, but can it be any other way? I mean other then Kairi/Sora, but Kairi's annoying and doesn't deserve him.)
Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru/Kaoru (I love Twins!) Kyouya/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi, Kyouya/Tamaki (Come on, you can see it right?)
Hetalia: Prussia/Canada, Spain/Romano, France/England, Italy/Germany (Dude, it's practically cannon...), America/Japan, Russia/America.
Random Paste-y thingies...
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x)You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
()You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
Hehe, that's awkward. I guess I'm not exactly a tomboy though, I'm just a really quirky girl!
Very detailed and uber amazing ending/conclusion piece thing-y
Alright well I'm done. Hope you guys will read my stories. I think I've made a pretty convincing argument don't you think?
Inner self- What are you talking about? You just begged and that started talking random shit that they probably didn't even want to know.
Me- That hurts TT.TT
Inner self- Uh... Yeah, that was kind of the point there.
Me- You wound me!
Inner self- Deal with it
Me- Don't you see? They LOVE me! Look! They're falling at my feet to worship me!
Inner Self- ...You're delusional.
Me- *Trying to think up of amazing comeback*... That's what she said. Oh wait, that implies that I've been told I was delusional before...
Inner self- You have.
Me- No I haven't!
Inner self- Remember the incident?
Me- Oh yeah... But that wasn't my fault!
Inner self- You were running around shouting "Help me! My inner voice is speaking to me! It's attacking me! Abuse! Abuse!"
Me- But you were!
Inner self- Yes but they didn't know that. You're a schmuck.
Me- Help! Help! My inner voice is verbally abusing me!
Mum- Do I have to call the mental institution again! I have them on speed dial you know! *Uses chair and whip like cool tiger tamers!*
Me- Alright, Alright.
Inner self- You... are an idiot.
Me- That's not nice.
Inner Self- Are you ever going to actually end this?
Inner self- Why ever not?
Inner self- Are you ignoring me?
Inner self- You can't ignore your concience.
Inner self- I'll tell the readers all of your deepest secrets!
Inner self- You suck.
Inner self- You must have realized that by me telling all your secrets I'd have told all my own secrets.
Inner self- I see you've become mildly intelligent.
Inner self- Okay, you can talk now.
Inner self- *Pokes with stick*?
Inner self- *Begins to throw rocks*
Inner self- FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I REALIZE THAT I WAS HARSH! WILL YOU TALK TO ME NOW?!
Inner self- *Blinks* ... You're sleeping?
Inner self- I'm leaving.
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