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Author has written 22 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, and Across the Universe.
Hello. If you're here to yell at me for flaming you, go right ahead. Click the PM button, and type your heart out. But, if you put as much time and effort of flaming me back into a story, then you could have a good story on your hands! Maybe one good enough that I'll compliment.
Name: Call me Paz. Or Blue. Neither of them are my real name. One is my Spanish Name and the other is my Username. Kay? Kay.
Age: It changes every year, so why should I tell you? I'm just going to have to change it anyway.
Hair color: Dirty Blonde, kind of brown, refuses to be tamed and looks suckish in a ponytail. Sadly.
Eye color: Blue. Grey. Specks of white and black. It's weird, they will turn dark if I'm wearing blue or turquoise or green clothing. They stay very light blue if I'm not.
Height: 5'4. I'm kind of tall for my age.
-Books (As in, books I think EVERYONE should read even if you hate reading) NO PARTICULAR ORDER: The Chaos Walking Series, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life, If I Stay, The Seven Rays, No More Sad Goodbyes, The Hunger Games, Elsewhere, Pretty Little Liars (They're actually not bad. There's a reason why many people like the books. Remember, they were around years before anybody noticed them.)
-TV: Drake and Josh (Pretty good, actually), Jersey Shore (When I can watch it. It's fun to watch them embarrass themselves. There's a reason why 'a* is in embarrass), Food Network, Glee (I watch season one in ONE DAY. My back still hurts from not moving. I actually haven't watched any since then though, but I like it anyway.)
-Movies: The Social Network, Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, THE IRON GIANT!!!!!!!!!!
-Music: THE BEATLES (In order: George, Paul/Ringo, John. I don't like John much. And it's a tie between Paul and Ringo). Bowling for Soup, Neon Trees.
-Particular Songs: With A Little Help From My Friends, Help, A Hard Day's Night, I Saw Her Standing There, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, I Wanna Be Your Man, From Me To You, Here Comes The Sun, She Loves You, Almost, 1983, 1985.
-Interests: Swimming, Traveling (Although I don't do it much... :(, Being crazy, Making people laugh, Video Chatting, Laughing, Reading, Writing, TALKING.
-Places I want to go: FRANCE, Colorado, Bermuda, Around the World, Australia, Nemo 33 (THE DEEPEST POOL IN THE WORLD O.O!!!!!).
-Things I Want To Do: SKYDIVE, Write a Book, Ace Spanish (I'm failing at the moment), Learn French fluently (Anyone know if Rosetta Stone works?), go everywhere in the world, be weightless for a moment.
-Favorite Parodies: Farmville (Parody of Baby by Justin Bieber), Ringo Wants To Sing More! by CollegeHumor. (ALL ARE ON YOUTUBE. CHECK THEM OUT :)
My fandom is Percy Jackson. I dabble in the Hunger Games and Maximum Ride, but PJO is my place.
What else... Oh. My parents once grounded me. From reading. They took away my light so I couldn't read at night, and they put all my books in the attic. I told my teacher, and she didn't believe me. She said, and I QUOTE: "Oh, you're funny. What kind of parents would tell their child not to read?"
Me *grumbling* "Mine."
Okay. So. My favorite movie is the Iron Giant. I just LOVE it for no reason at all. If you don't like that, then leave. I also tend to ramble about the Beatles. Quite often, actually. Sorry for that.
RULES TO A GOOD FANFICTION:
Look. I specialize in PJO, but I write and read many other things. I haven't had this account for a while, only because my other account just got reported too much, and they sent me an email politely asking me to leave. I didn't delete that account, and I still go on it. Oh, hell yeah, I still go on it! I've got good stories on that! Anyway, there are RULES to writing a good fic. Here are THREE rules you should keep in mind when writing a fanfiction.
RULE ONE of Writing a PJO Fanfiction.
Never. Ever. EVER! Make a Mary-Sue. I promise, I will flame your story to next tuesday if you use a Mary-Sue, or Gary-Stu. Versions of Mary-Sue's/Gary-Stu's include:
Children of a Virgin/Gods or Goddesses or swore to never have children. This is only in PJO, as far as I know. These can include; Son/Daughters of Hera, and Artemis.
Children of the Big Three: I have seen VERY few fics that can pull of a child of the Big Three well. Rick Riordan meant for there to be only THREE children of the Big Three, in the time of the series.
Demigods with perfect grades/extreme popularity. According to our friend Rick, Demigods really aren't popular. They get really bad grades, and of course, they get in trouble a lot. If you have a demigod with perfect grades, extreme popularity, a ton of friends, and likes to read, you already have a horrible fic. There's a fanfiction out there somewhere, called My Story. In the summary, of all places! She says her character is NOT Mary-Sue. Here's a small part of her 7 chapter and COUNTING fanfiction.
I put on my signature half-smile and helped myself to some scrambled eggs and toast.
"Ready for softball today?" my dad asked me.
I smiled all the way. "You bet." I was the starting pitcher on my softball team. I sat down in a chair and caught up in my rereading of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
I had just finished school a few weeks previously, managing straight A's again. Despite my minor ADHD and dyslexia, and the fact that trouble seems to follow me, I'm a model student.
That's a model example of a bad fanficition. Go, do me a favor. I'm on my way to flame it.
UPDATE ABOUT ABOVE: The author has PM'd me about this, and has told me she discontinued it.
RULE TWO of Writing A PJO Fanfiction.
Keep in mind, THERE ARE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS! Every Idea you can possible think of, has been used. In the past two years, I've seen exactly ONE original idea. It's by someone named Pickle Daisy, and this is the summary:
What did the mortals see at that fateful day on the bus in TLT? A short news article telling what everyone else saw. SHORT. Be warned! Don't like, don't read. Simple. Most likely a one shot, by maybe I'll continue it. You never know. R&R if your nice.
Well, It's really short, but I've never seen anyone do that before. It's got pretty good grammar also. Go check it out.
RULE THREE of Writing a PJO fanfiction.
Try to keep everyone in character. There's nothing I hate more (besides a Mary-Sue) then Annabeth being way too girly and/or Percy being a stuck up know-it-all who thinks he's the hottest thing that's ever walked this Earth.
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!
That'll never happen. I mean, I guess Annabeth could have one night of prettiness, but if she's like, "OMG! I think I broke a nail! SOMEONE! HEEELLP!" I will report you. Seriously. I will.
There. Using those three rules, go and try to write a GOOD fanfic. Go. Right now. PM me if you want me to read it.
Remember! There's a button up there waiting to be clicked if you want to yell at me for flaming you.
Now it's my turn for some of MY creations, my stories are down below, but my pictures are right under this. Look away, my friends!
I HAVE DELETED MY STORY, The Son Of Neptune, for it's lack of... sustainability. A new, edited version will be out eventually. Thanks if you were a reader, and I think you'll enjoy the new one even more.
Oh, one more thing. I really, really, REALLY want you all, every single one of you, to click this linkRIGHT NOW.I want you to read this, even if you haven't read the Maximum Ride series. This link is to Diary of a Lovesick Mutant. It's amazing. Brutally, hilariously, insanely amazing. I gave up two days of my weak social life to read this. No breaks. Please, dedicate some time.
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Oh I Believe in Yesterday." -Yesterday, Paul McCartney (The Beatles)
"The Smile's returning to the faces." -Here Comes the Sun, George Harrison (The Beatles)
"You may say I'm a dreamer... but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, and the world will be as one." -John Lennon, Imagine.
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." -John Lennon.
"How do you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland." -Ringo Starr and an Interviewer. 1st U.S. tour.
"It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if there is one." -George Harrison.
"Life if Short, eat dessert first." -I don't know. :)
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