Mummified Dreams
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Joined 06-14-10, id: 2404247, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 16 stories for Haruhi Suzumiya series, Black★Rock Shooter, Vocaloid, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and My Little Pony.

Hiya, guys. Call me Mummy. Look at all the dust. Whoa, 2012. Jesus. I almost want to leave this ancient relic intact. Perhaps I will.

I like to write, but I'm no good at it. Gah. I also type one word per minute, so... yeah. I tried to respond to every review, b-but I ended up chickening out b-because the people who review my stuff are these really awesome authors. But, they mean a lot. Like, a lot a lot. c: Thank you for even reading my worthless, typo-ridden words.

I don't write fanfiction very much and I only read it if I'm feeling super bored. I'm not as active as I once was.

Author's Notes:

A Medley of Joys, Ploys, and Pretty Boys: It's not my first fanfic despite what it says, but it's the first one I've posted. Those shorts were incredibly fun to write, and I might continue it someday. You know, when I'm supposed to be working on other more important stories. I love the title, lol.

Stars: I'd go gay for BRS, I swear. I wrote this because I wanted to add to the fandom. Oh, and TENTH FANFIC FOR BRS ON THIS SITE GET. Woo.

Cantarella: did you know i turned this in for an 8th grade project because i was a god-awful weeaboo and still am

Great Shadow: Remember when Black Rock Shooter wasn't about teenage high school drama and was just a picture of some girls with giant guns? I do. Look at how young and naive I was.

Zombified Vocals!: I have no memory of writing this.

The Aroma of Bliss: THIS SITE NEEDS MORE TSURUYA X MIKURU DAMN IT. So I decided to contribute, even though it was really suckish. I enjoy writing about springtime flowers (or rain). They make me feel happy. And... I really don't have much to say about this one. It took me about 30 minutes to write.

Increase: I wanted to write something about Yuki. So I did, and I posted it for some unknown reason.

Gray: So I was browsing the Sengoku Basara archives and couldn't help but notice that there was no Shimazu fanfiction. None. At all. I was just like "whaaaaat are you kidding me?" And then I wrote something up real quick. It seriously made me think -- ya know, Masamune and Yukimura are going to turn up like Shimazu one day. It's sort of depressing. /chugs sake
Horribly sorry for grammar issues in this one. But I'm still proud of it.

Strawberry Filling: I LOVE CHARLOTTE. ;o; Actually, Mami is my favorite character... but hey, she's one with Charlotte now. Besides, I love PMMM in general, and wanted to contribute! So I wrote this little thing. I like it a lot, actually, and was really happy with how it turned out!

Rivalry: This was part of a 100 theme challenge that I never completed. I don't like this one very much.

Order Made: I absolutely love the song by RADWIMPS (yes, I discovered it through a Shizaya MAD, shut your mouth), and I couldn't help but notice that it fit the Haruhi series, just a bit. I thought it would be awesome to have a Haruhi MAD of it, where the world just like EXPLODES WITH COLOR and stuff, but I can't draw... let alone animate. So I tried writing it and attempted to convey the whiteness, then burst of color and energy. I think I could've done better, but I think it's a nice little contribution. :3 Plus, it fits right in with all of the other Order Made fics.

The Night Shall Last Forever: i can't believe i wrote an mlp fanfiction

Lunchtime: When I'm sad, the number one pairing that cheers me up is ItsuKyon. AbeMiha is there too, but... I just... like ItsuKyon. I know it'll never be canon, but it brings back memories and it's just happy.
Unless it's angsty, but eh. It's still pretty sweet.
This was mostly just me practicing shitty dialogue. I would love to write a multi-chaptered ItsuKyon fic (or just multi-chapted Haruhi fic in general) sometime, but I just can't get inspired. But who knows -- maybe it'll come someday!
This was actually supposed to be Yuki/Kyon with a dash of Itsuki playing regretful matchmaker (since he wants Kyon with Haruhi, of course), but it turned into fluffy BL. That girl was supposed to be Yuki. I'm useless.

In July's Starry Gaze: I love Tanabata! It's the Haruhiist's Christmas! Besides, it's my dream to someday celebrate either Tanabata or New Year's in Japan someday... the entire meaning behind it really fascinates me.
Anyway... it's mediocre, but it's something. Meep.

Intoxicated: I don't update for two years, and I return with porn. Glorious. This was written two years ago, but I cleaned it up and posted it because... I'm tired, I guess. The night is young. Living on the edge. Yolo. Swag. Four-twenty. Blaze it.

Can you tell which portions of this were written in 2012 and which were written in 2014?

That's everything. If you ever see anyone with the username "Mummified Dreams" (or MummifiedDreams, Mummified_Dreams... whatever) it's probably me. It's not very common, after all.

My main social network is tumblr. My url is "ouendan," for now.

Hope to see you around!

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Exciting Investigation of Eastern Mysteries by Nathan Huss reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya has always been looking for aliens, time-travelers, espers, and sliders, but has yet to find any... at least to her knowledge. However, who's to say that those are the only kinds of mysterious beings out there?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
LiftToDrag Ratio by halfeatenmoon reviews
Kyon wasn't that surprised when he ended up with a place at the same university as Haruhi, and getting a student apartment together in Nagoya just seemed like the most sensible thing to do. Until one morning when Kyon wakes up with a pair of wings.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
All the World's a Stage by Greg Zerich reviews
A contemplation on the actors and actresses that make the play possible.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
The Feelings of Itsuki Koizumi by Midori12 reviews
Haruhi's into some weird doujinshi. And Koizumi is acting really strange... But why is he coughing up blood? That's not normal. What, Nagato? I have to stay by his side or he might die? What the hell is going on? - ItsuKyon, Kyon x Koizumi
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,196 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Kyon, Itsuki K.] - Complete
It's a Romantic Conquest, Haruhi Chan! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Haruhi and Kyon finally begin dating, but Haruhi can't stand normal relationships! Her discontent begins to distort others' feelings, and now Yuki, Mikuru, Tsuraya, Emiri and... Itsuki are all after Kyon as well? Yipee. :Itsuki/Kyon, some Haruhi/Kyon:
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,009 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Psychopath by fukuji mihoko reviews
"You say the 'Itsuki Koizumi' from your world is the real one, but I am real, too. And I'm going to remind you of that." :main- Itsuki/Kyon sub- Itsuki/Haruhi, Haruhi/Kyon, non-con, implied rape:
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kyon, Itsuki K.
Nineteen by skysedge reviews
Hair that had obviously been styled and then pulled out of place. Lips that were unmistakably swollen from kisses. It was clear, even to Kyon's fuzzy logic, that Koizumi was angry and more than a little upset. Itsukyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,400 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
A Closed, Dead Space by superstarultra reviews
Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Horror fic collection.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Unmoving by tein reviews
No sign of resentment. Hate. Distrust. Just a blank, but powerful gaze. DM x BRS.
Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Black Rock Shooter, Dead Master - Complete
Void of Colour by Jenova-chan reviews
There was no colour here... where was he who made every gray shade a vibrant colour? Itsuki/Kyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Itsuki K., Kyon - Complete
Naked But Safe by Tabi reviews
Despite having little function as the SOS-dan's second-in-command, Koizumi is nonetheless quite honoured to indulge Haruhi her whims. Haruhi/Koizumi, behaviour that could be taken in a D/s sort of way
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Haruhi S., Itsuki K. - Complete
Nightmares by Jenova-chan reviews
Why is there so much blood...? And why, why can't he stop knowing that it's his fault to begin with? Itsuki/Kyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
the thing about finny by Grim Lupine reviews
gene, finny whispers, all wide eyes and curving, follow-me smile, and gene will, there is nowhere on earth gene will not follow him. //oneshot// //FinnyGene//
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
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Intoxicated reviews
The SOS Brigade is invited to a hot spring and Kyon, for some reason, feels like he's being burned. Itsuki/Kyon, oneshot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Kyon, Itsuki K.] - Complete
Of Smiles and Scowls reviews
Their relationship had never been and will never be considered normal "friendship." 30 day OTP challenge for Itsuki/Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kyon, Itsuki K.
In July's Starry Gaze reviews
July 7th, 2007. A fateful encounter changes the entire world's destiny, although the young girl would have never dreamt it so. Oneshot, written for the occasion.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Lunchtime reviews
Now that all of Kyon's friends have faded away with the school years - aside from the SOS Brigade - his lunch hour is usually preoccupied with one smiling esper. This is just pointless Koizumi/Kyon fluff, or maybe bromance. T for language.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
The Night Shall Last Forever reviews
Princess Celestia will never know the letters her sister wrote to her during those long years on the moon. Punishment can drive a pony mad.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Order Made reviews
The girl in front of me was determined to make the most out of my pathetic life, despite my selfishness. Based on the RADWIMPS song, Order Made.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Rivalry reviews
They made magenta in a shade so beautiful, the entire world marveled in awe.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Strawberry Filling reviews
The candy with the yellow wrapper was different than anything she had ever tasted, but it was fulfilling nonetheless.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Charlotte - Complete
Gray reviews
The old guard has some thinking to do. Short oneshot written for the lack of Shimazu fanfiction.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - S. Yoshihiro - Complete
Great Shadow reviews
A lone swordswoman by the name of Underworld Icicle discovers it is not wise to challenge a great warlock. Updated to a work-in-progress on 4/10.
Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010
Increase reviews
A single day from the life of a growing humanoid interface is only remarkable if you gaze into her eyes.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Yuki N. - Complete
The Aroma of Bliss reviews
For a meek little time traveler, destiny is cruel. And now, finally, she realizes why. Light and fluffy Tsuruya x Mikuru. Oneshot.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Mikuru A., Tsuruya - Complete
Zombified Vocals! reviews
Well, this is just great. There are seven of us and only three guns, Gakupo is bitten, and we're surrounded by millions of zombies with musical moans. We're so screwed.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
Cantarella reviews
With a hint of greed and a pinch of lust, any poison can bubble, fizz, and spit right before your eyes. Extremely one-sided Itsuki x Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Itsuki K., Haruhi S. - Complete
Stars reviews
A short oneshot. The stars are fading, one by one. And there's nothing you can do to stop them. Mato x Yomi or BRS x DM if you squint.
Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Black Rock Shooter, Dead Master - Complete
A Medley of Joys, Ploys, and Pretty Boys reviews
Romantic, short stories featuring our favorite Brigade boys. Based on the shuffle song challenge or whatever it's called. Warning for language.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kyon, Itsuki K.