kalariahhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Blue's Clues, Sherlock Holmes, and Harry Potter. Okay, so I haven't updated this profile thingy in a while. Sorry about that. Anyway, for those of you who actually still look at my profile (if any of you do), you might notice that I have taken down the story "If All Else Fails". I'm sorry if this disappoints you, but after reading Book the Sixth I lost any and all inspiration to continue my story. I simply don't have the heart for it any more. I don't have any records of my chapters, so don't expect it to reappear. As for the other stuff, I might finish it one day. We'll see. |
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Night of the living debutantes by Fragilereality reviews
SS/HG shorts written for the 2017 Quidditch league. 1. Night of the Living Debutantes; 2. Potion Masters do it in the Dungeon 3. The Spy Who Loved Me 4. Strictly come Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 6/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Whorehouse by Jay05 reviews
Every weekend Hermione ends up lounging around at a whorehouse. Those days are spent keeping a watchful eye over Harry as his life spins out of control. However, one night proves to change her life forever when she bumps into Severus Snape in the corridor. It turns out they're both there for the same reason. To watch over a friend. RATED 'M' FOR SEXUAL SCENES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,396 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] [Draco M., Harry P.]
Cloaked Intentions by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Hermione finds herself in Azkaban after the war only to find it may not be as bad as she thought. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Try Me by Doodleflip reviews
Pansy x Percy drabble set 5 years after Hogwarts. In which Pansy visits Percy's office, and nothing inappropriate happens (this time).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Percy W., Pansy P.
Conpago by potionseagle reviews
Ginny is captured during Deathly Hallows and Draco is her keeper, with nothing between them but a spell that forces Ginny to stay at least three feet away. DM/GW. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2017 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Fact of Fiction by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
An erotic work featuring Hermione Granger and Severus Snape is found circulating the school right before the start of NEWTs… as if either person needed that distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/16/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
A Fishy Tale by Ely-Baby reviews
A fight, a wandering spell, and a cousin-turned-mermaid who suddenly thinks he is her mate. Hugo isn't having the best of weeks, but maybe not everything is as bad as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Lily Luna P., Hugo W.] - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by dolokhovian reviews
It is three in the morning on Christmas Day. At the grand piano, drenched in chandelier light, sits a pale boy with dark hair who plays Chopin with such effortless grace she has half a mind to fall to weeping.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Photorealism by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"He takes as many pictures as always but now they're not just of corridors or teachers accidentally making ridiculous faces. He takes pictures of educational decrees and abuses of power, of bleeding hands and scared faces." Before Dennis could fight the revolution, his brother had to record it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Missing You by bonniebonbon reviews
She remembers him, and she knows he remembers her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Rebellion by bonniebonbon reviews
Neville decides that it's time for change. So he reforms Dumbledore's Army and tells everyone to stay strong-and give the Carrows hell. Slight Neville/Hannah, based on "The Fighter" by Gym Class Heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
In the Time to Come by Lli reviews
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
12 Days of Valentines by ILoveFowl reviews
12 romantic A/H ficlets. T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Siúil a Rún by In Christ Alone reviews
He always did love her voice. He had, at one point, accidentally heard her sing. It was the only time he heard it. And yet, he always brought it up, somehow. Never jesting, just pointing to the fact that it went so unappreciated by all except him. And then he would ask her to someday sing for him, at a moment of peace that he could really listen. Now, she owed it to him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Wind by E.M. Megs reviews
In the end, he was just the wind surrounding her, reminding her with his unforgettable presence that just a spark of decency was all that was needed to create a beautiful person. She closed her eyes briefly and let him surround her like he always did. "I love you, stupid Mud Boy. Gods help me, I do." One-shot - Blatant A/H - set about 200 years after the books - Holly-centric
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Cunning Plan by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unfettered by Chtulhu reviews
Artemis isn't usually one for being reckless, but everyone has their moments. His just seem to occur in the presence of a certain someone, and on this particular night, during a storm and at high speeds. One-shot. AxH. Somewhat graphic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Origin of the RULES! by Miss.Geordie.Lass reviews
There are a few unwritten rules you hould abide by to get a successful education at Howarts and here are how they came about. Onshots about hogwarts. Not in chronological order. May contain maruaders era. 1st chap Rules Totally RANDOM!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Fallen From Grace by EdwardsLily reviews
Now reposted under a new name. Please see the last chapter for explanations. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,821 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Spirit Sabre by shadowweaver1 reviews
An enemy in disguise. A new friendship. A crashing world. All depends on a single scroll... Takes place as if EC never happened COMPLETE. Undergoing cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,258 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
I Wish by Pashleyy reviews
She looked at the well. She looked at Oliver. She smiled, leaned over the well, and wished.
A Well-Timed Enchantment - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2007
The Rapier: The Forging of the Blade by ChelleyBean reviews
By Popular Demand and Author's Promise: Snape's POV. No comments from the peanut gallery about the long absence, please. It's been a rough few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Family Secrets by ChelleyBean reviews
No new chapter just yet, but soon. My new Beta and I are currently editing and polishing up what's here already.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,481 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Antigone by ChelleyBean reviews
A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,844 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Motorcycles and Moonlight by AJRoald reviews
The war is over, Sirius Black has been cleared, and it’s time to celebrate. But not everyone is in the mood. A dash of Sirius, a splash of Ginny, and an enchanted motorcycle… sounds like the perfect recipe for a bit of mischief. SBGW one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Artisan Cliff by Nuyaviel reviews
holly is captured by a newspaper office during a catastrophe when a troll wandered into disneyland... root asks artemis and butler for help in rescuing her, and unfortunately - or fortunately - artemis comes with lianne, a female classmate.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003
Double O Seve rus by Silverfox1 reviews
My Name's Severus sequel. Severus, Draco and Greenie are back and this time they're on a mission. And watch out for Lucius as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,316 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Chix Incident by RheaLee reviews
Written before EC; An alternative third book. An idea of what might happen to our twenty-year-old criminal when he gets dragged into another problem with the LEP; complete
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Return of the Kin by The Violist reviews
The long awaited sequel to the Cousin's Conspiracy. When the cousins take a summer vacation to Ireland, they find that the People's direst enemy is loose, and that the elves of the ages must unite, including Middle-Earth's... After EC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003
Take Apart Your Bones And Put Them Back Together by Armand Malfoy reviews
Ginny has a nightmare...or does she? Seriously, vignette with no plot about Sirius the summer after his release.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Sirius B., Ginny W.
Artemis Fowl: The Cousin's Conspiracy by The Violist reviews
Artemis Fowl. Middle Earth. Bad combination. Especially when two hobbit-obsessive, ANNOYING girls come along for the ride. Rated for a little swearing. Tiny bit of mush. VERY FUNNY! (COMPLETE) written before EC came out
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
Let Others Follow by Ravenclaw42 reviews
HP/LotR. Raised to PG-13 for lots of swearing. Hermione and a mismatched, seven-member "New Fellowship" arrive in Middle-earth, completely unprepared for the journey ahead: a journey they'd never expected...
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,689 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More the Fool He by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' thoughts before duelling Gilderoy Lockhart in COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
My name's Severus by Silverfox1 reviews
15yearold Draco Malfoy! 15yearold Severus Snape! Can Hogwarts cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,939 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/20/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
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Changing Memories reviews
An addition to the scene in Dumbledore's Pensieve, from The Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Fursock Holmes and the Hound of Butchersville reviews
Would-be-witty Fursock Holmes and his trusty companion Edison Watts endeavor to solve the mystery of the Hound of Butchersville.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003
Dreams Come True reviews
Steve has a strange dream, and Blue thinks she knows what it means. They play Blue's Clues to help Steve figure it out.
Blue's Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2002