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Joined 06-15-10, id: 2404603, Profile Updated: 09-16-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Code Geass, Pokémon, and Death Note.

Hello there. I'm thirteen badgers in a polar bear suit. Pleasure to meet you.

Assorted Anime that caught my interest at the point when this was written: Higurashi, Naruto, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Black Rock Shooter, UN-GO, Angel Beats, Welcome to the NHK, Code Geass, Umineko, Monster, Mirrai Nikki, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Darker than Black.

Story Progress:

Failed Reset: Chapter Thirty Three

About 50% done

Peace Through Hatred:

Complete. Hell yeah. I like this one.

Tobi Induced Hilarity: Chapter Eight

Ah, for a simpler time when I didn't properly understand characterization or how to use language. This one's on hiatus right now. The way that I write has altered substantially since I first put finger to keyboard. As a result of this, if I do come back and write another chapter for this, then the style will be substantially different to the earlier ones. That said, I do still intend to finish this one off someday (it should only take a chapter or two).

Rasengan vs Death Note: Chapter Five

This one still gets like 60 hits a month, which is pretty cool. I'd be very surprised if anyone actually cared, but this one was never really a planned-out story anyway (more of a What If idea that got out of hand). I might update it occasionally, but it's not really very big on my list of priorities.

The image for Failed Reset is 'Tobi's Dark Soul' by MastaHicks (mastahicks . deviantart . com), used with permission.

Also! Here is my youtube channel, on which all soundtracks can be found! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCBS20U3FjwqElTQLtWkzag

I'm too lazy to describe myself, so this will have to suffice.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

That's right, I'm a blond, jewish, white-asian-australian-colombian gay lesbian straight edge stoner, a religious, atheistic christian who doesn't have a religion (especially not christianity), and a liberal-conservative republican-democrat witch who really hates the sun and moonlights as a cheerleader and has really greasy hair. Definitely.

Also, I write fanfics. That bit's real. Probably.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 112: Failure, Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 619,173 - Reviews: 26184 - Favs: 15,316 - Follows: 14,131 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been over 4 years since Sasuke's attempted defection to Orochimaru, and his subsequent return. It had also been over 4 years since Naruto had been cast out of the Land of Fire. It may have been a mistake on Tsunade's part, but he won't return... *Note: The Flashback Chapters have been moved to their own stories, check my profile for them.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Fū] Sasuke U.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Two Year Emperor by EagleJarl reviews
An interdimensionally kidnapped 'hero', a world that runs on very strict Rules As Written D&D, an overwhelmingly powerful invading army, and a smartass fire elemental who moonlights as a water heater. Yep, it's time for a whole lot of aspirin and some *serious* Munchkining.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 354,772 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/8/2013
A SCA Girl in Middle Earth by Vaneria Potter reviews
People from the 21st Century drop into Middle-Earth and despite total inexperience, fit right in and are thrilled to be there. Not this time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,697 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/6/2011
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,962 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 7,534 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 887,327 - Reviews: 7106 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 6,623 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 5,017 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 4,690 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,192 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Clash in the Land of Snow: Legacy Version! by FictionReader98 reviews
This story is in response to Tellemicus Sundance's challenge for someone to write a movie version of Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, with his characters from Legacy of the Rasengan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 391,746 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,633 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 4,728 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 3,656 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
ANBU by God Amongst Mere Mortals reviews
Tsunade's death sets off a chain reaction that disillusions Naruto's perception of the shinobi world and forces Hinata to abandon her faith in love and become her own person. Sometimes, love destroys more than it creates. Can they reclaim their old dreams and achieve their new ones when they're partnered in the ANBU? A redemption story. Eventual god-like Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 247,524 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,535 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
fraying wires by lydiamartins reviews
"I'm never going to love anybody as much as I love you." / or, the story of falling in and out of love with someone, never really falling out of love with them / tara&christian, AU
Dance Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Tara W., Christian R. - Complete
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13074 - Favs: 15,950 - Follows: 13,245 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Long Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko's curse seal malfunctions in a way no one could have imagined, leading to horrific results. Naruto and a strike team have one night to eliminate the problem at it's source. Otherwise the village of Konoha will be lost. - STORY IS BEING DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9947 - Favs: 9,532 - Follows: 6,849 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,776 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7603 - Favs: 4,834 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
To See The Past Future by RikuRoyalty reviews
His eyes looked different. They were still his, just less cheerful. Almost as if he had seen hell and back. "What happened to you Naruto?"
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard (F)
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Reaper's Blood by RainthelingeringSentiment reviews
When A precious person of Naruto dies, his world changes in the way none will see coming. Pairings: Naru/Hina/Ino. Discontinued! Story Rebooted! Go to Reaper's blood: Reincarnated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 106,931 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. One-shot sequel now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Deidara's Bad Day by ilovemyboys reviews
After getting his arm blown off by Kakashi's Kumai and meeting up with Zetsu and Tobi, Deidara is teamed up with his new partner. Blood loss plus annoying Tobi equals Deidara not feeling too well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
That Look: Retribution of Heirs by MistressWinowyll reviews
An offshot of That Look by Lord Of The Land Of Fire, starting from Ch 59. Temari surrenders herself to avoid war. Anko and Naruto have a painful history that has to go through its course. Now it is time to ask what he wants: Love or Being Hokage. Hinata can help, but at what cost? Naru/Anko/Hinata, Tem vs Shika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Promises Made by Fester0662 reviews
Better summary inside. Namikaze Minato, and Hyuga Hiashi made an agreement many years before the birth of Naruto. That promise is still shrouded in mystery as the search for the missing Naruto goes on. What will happen when he is finally found? Naru/Hina/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 215,536 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
To Wish Upon a Shooting Star by Natakuu reviews
The first time they fell in love, their feelings went unrequited. The second time, it didn't. Sakura X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10554 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Kakashi's Redemption by Shadowblayze reviews
-AU. Rated mostly for language and possible intense situations.- An unexpected gift from two unexpected sources leaves Kakashi in a unique position to protect those he holds dearest...and he's not about to waste it. Fate be dammed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kakashi H.
Diary of a Madman: Memoirs of a Nukenin by Bloodreaver Alpha reviews
Uchiha Itachi.Missing Nin, Akatsuki member, mass murderer.He has power, and a lot of it.But after an encounter with the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, he begins to wonder what the point of it all is.What good is power if you've no good reason to use it? NaruxYugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,584 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Itachi U.
High School of the Dead lNaruto Versionl SasuSaku by MemoryWriter reviews
When Sakura finds her school overtaken by a mysterious zombie-infection she and her former best friends Sasuke & Naruto try to survive together. Now Sakura wants to find all of their old childhood friends who moved away to make sure they're alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,330 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 8,340 - Follows: 8,283 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Gentle Fist of the Akatsuki by Khain255 reviews
After three long years...her Vengeance was close...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,611 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The World at Your Feet by WordsmithofIron reviews
Power is everything, It decides who eats and who starves. Imagine having the power to do almost anything you wanted, your only limit being lack of an imagination. That's Namikaze Naruto, a boy who wants to forge his own path. Whether it's fame or infamy.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 254 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scorpion's Masterpiece by Knightmare Gundam of Ni reviews
Fan Sequel to Scorpion's Disciple. Three years have passed, and life in Konoha has returned to normal. However, just off the coast of the Land of Fire, Naruto has become something more than human, and has plans for Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
Naze? by Oramo reviews
Two years after being trained as children to fight against Kumo and Iwa, Team 7 is forced to leave Naruto for dead. Ame rescues him and takes him in as one of their own. What will Naruto do? Slight Dark Akatsuki!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 251,413 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Open Grave by platedlizard reviews
He always suspected Naruto would end up in an unmarked grave. He just didn't expect it quite like this. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Have You Done? by Midnightsun7 reviews
Naruto, at 16 yrs old, was banished from Konoha. The council went behind Tsunade's back, but he didn't know that. Furious, Naruto's love for Konoha evaporated as he ran off. Five years later, Akatsuki has a powerful new leader, and he looks familiar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,964 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan Kai Puzzle Pieces by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
Sorrow. Treachery. Self-Destruction. Malediction. Retaliation. Tormenting Devils. Cataclysm. Eternity. All of the pieces are coming together. The Wheel of Fortune is turning. Rated M for sexual themes and intense violence.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ouka F.
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The OneMan Legion by hangman1 reviews
"All things happen, in one reality or another. All realities are seperate, but connected. All realities are eternal." The foundations of parallel law. But one technique, listed as forbidden, can disrupt the laws and tear reality assunder. Oh dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U.
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan Kai Hakyoku hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
Read Kanashii and on if this is your first! Rika struggles in a new world, facing all of the obstacles that have hindered her chances of happiness for so long. The secrets are coming together. The Enemy behind the Eternal July is soon to be unveiled.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,085 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Revenge on the Avenger by Mokulule reviews
Kabuto barely held back a snicker; this was going to be priceless, the best revenge ever. Sasuke never saw it coming - of course not he's got bandages around his eyes, duh! Killer Bee's new rap will take the ninja world by storm and drop quite a few jaws
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Groceries by The Deidara Effect reviews
Deidara is broke, homeless, and the only place willing to - read: forced to - hire him is an unusually-named convenience store. AU - Las Vegas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan Kai Gokusotsu hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Katakiuchi. Akasaka returns to a ravaged Hinamizawa in hope of discovering the truth behind the Great Fire. As he searches for answers, he faces more horrors than ever before in a world dominated by Kami Ousama. Sequel and answer to Jimetsu.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 91,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - M. Akasaka, Satoko H. - Complete
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Left for Hellsing by Keith B. Real reviews
A strange disease sweeps through London, leaving Hellsing to search for survivors.
Crossover - Hellsing & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,267 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Seras, Zoey - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan Kai Katakiuchi hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Noroi. Rena is enjoying her new life with her friends. Despite her enjoyment, something is lurking beneath the surface, threatening her chances of happiness, as well as Mion's. The first answer arc to the Kan series; answers Kanashii and Keiyodoshi
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Rena R., Mion S. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Rueful Avenger by YukiwaFuru reviews
AU/AD.Time-travel.After Madara extracts Kyuubi from Naruto, Sasuke sets a new course of revenge.But when the two Sharingan users clash, the unexpected occurs.Stuck in another world, will Sasuke manage to save a different Naruto? Discontinued, up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
30 Days by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,402 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Mary Sue Alliance by nobody102 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto and Harry Potter, two agents of the Suetopia, travel into elemental nation in Naruto's Borg cube to get Destiny and Suetopia High Command off their backs. There are catgirls and super-saiyan velociraptors in there somewhere, too.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Team Naruto by Zidiane reviews
Sheila let me rock pls
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,582 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan: Noroi hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Jimetsu. Did you figure it all out? If you did, congrats! Please enjoy watching the secrets unfold in Kan Kai! This last question arc is my gift to you. Thanks for everything! Rated M for sexual themes, strong language, and intense violence.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Welcome to the NHK!: Satou's Counterattack! by stepawayfromtheyam reviews
A one-shot in which Satou and co. decide to fight against the tyranny of the NHK! It's about time Satou counterattacked the NHK's evil scheme and brought the organization down! Rated T for violence, gore and strong language.
Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan: Jimetsu hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Keiyodoshi. Shion seeks to overcome her obsessions and improve her lifestyle, but an old enemy from the past returns to Hinamizawa to threaten everything she holds dear. The cicadas cry louder as the Higurashi Kan saga continues. Rating may change.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Shion S. - Complete
Horizons by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream', 'Ravel, Unravel', and 'Shades'. Tying up the loose ends, kicking some political butt, and redefining Konoha. Includes many characters in five different flashfics showing the aftermath of 'Shades'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan: Keiyodoshi hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Kanashii hen Keiichi is growing closer to Satoko as he is with Shion. Despite their growing love for one another, there is something sinister lurking in the darkness. The cry of the cicadas return in the continuation of the Higurashi Kan saga.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,238 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Keiichi M., Shion S. - Complete
Shades by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,796 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kan: Kanashii hen by WOLFEDEN Studios reviews
After Kai Normal life has returned to Hinamizawa. Keiichi and his friends are enjoying their new life and celebrate with a new kind of club activity. However, when Keiichi receives disturbing news, he is thrust back into the Hell he thought he left behind
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Keiichi M., Rena R. - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Reaper of Death by LightningHunter reviews
After nearly being executed by my village, I wandered a harsh road for several years. And during this time, I became the creature that all beings fear. I became the Reaper of Death. I am the judgement, and my verdict is always...death. All Chapters Redone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,421 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
LightningHunter's Parody of Self Insert Fics by LightningHunter reviews
LightningHunter cranks his insanity up to eleven, parodying self insert fics with the drug addled lunatic LH, a man horrified to see people with freakishly large eyes and small noses, whose only answer is to kill everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
House of the Akatsuki by Agent47Rulz reviews
Everyday adventures of the Akatsuki organization. Finale: Kakuzu always likes peace and quiet when going to the library, unfortunately Hidan tags along to inadvertantly cause hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rebuild by Nate Grey reviews
The Hyūga plan to rebel. Naruto planned ahead. Guess who wins? Another 'Naruto as Hokage' story to accompany "The Broken Bond."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4013 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14173 - Favs: 7,156 - Follows: 5,435 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 626 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5735 - Favs: 8,674 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5575 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Temperature by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Shino probably just wasn’t in the habit of talking any more than necessary, but he was going to have to make an effort for her sake, Tenten decided.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Finite Life by Dalxein reviews
Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Blonde Hyuuga by Dalxein reviews
After Naruto befriends Hinata at a young age, they soon find themselves to be the best of friends. Ten years later, and something other than friendship brings them closer still... NaruHina, Title makes sense later on. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,028 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
the long and winding road by ohwhatsherface reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Very Team Lie Christmas by Nugar reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
I Get Stabby by Vesvius reviews
After a discussion with Spiderman, Deadpool gets the motivation to actually do something. The Result: Uzumaki Naruto, imposing his will on the marvel universe, one hero or villain at a time.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U.
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Syndicate by Nuclear Burp reviews
AU, FutureFic. Once there was a woman, now there is only HARUNO, lost in a tide of international mind-crimes and power struggles. In this world, there is only one goal: Global Dominance through Urban Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,816 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The Infected by KungFuu reviews
AU KakaIru A strange sickness is spreading through town, and soon Iruka and Kakashi, two high school teachers, along with their students, will find themselves fighting to survive a zombie invasion. Naruto meets Zombie Flick!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,589 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
The Obsessed Successors by LightningHunter reviews
A short story wondering what could've happened if L's successors were even more obsessed with their respective obsessions. Short humour one-shot that has a very weird ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5855 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4069 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Seras V Predator by Keith B. Real reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Fly Me to the Moon by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha 11: A Farewell by Nate Grey reviews
Any ninja can die. But only the rookies can do it in style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto Zombies! by God of Static reviews
When Orochimaru creates a virus that turns people into flesh-eating zombies, will Team Seven be able to survive? Character deaths, multiple pairings, and excessive gore!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 829 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 431 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Great and Terrible: The Emperor's War by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to, The Hokage Great and Terrible. Ten years after the destruction of Konoha Naruto leads the village of Minato through a time of chaos and division. He hopes for a new age of peace. But a new kind of war is coming. Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8775 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Rebirth by Chibi-Reaper reviews
AU. Sasuke drowns naruto in the river at the valley of the end and gains the coveted Mangekyou Sharingan. But when Kakashi arrives... Puppet!Naru, OOC!Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 238 - Published: 5/9/2008
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invitation to the Chunin Exams by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to Invitation. Temari and Shikamaru are secretly engaged and each facing new challenges. The Chunin exams have begun and chaos reigns as ambitions and goals clash. Not everyone will survive. Shika X Temari, Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,118 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Naruto Zombies by Keith B. Real reviews
A mysterious rain cloud turns the inhabitants of Konoha into cannibals, all except for a few who must now try and survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Resident Hellsing by Keith B. Real reviews
Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 384 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,596 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 250 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 5,103 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Innocence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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Twitch Plays Pokemon: Red, Gold and Green - Chase
An action sequence, from the world of Twitch Plays Pokemon. Will make pretty much zero sense to anyone not intimately aware.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,262 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Fennel/Makomo
Twitch Plays Pokemon: Battle Royale
64 characters enter. Only one can leave. A Hunger Games-esque free-for-all murder-romp, based on the characters and events of Twitch Plays Pokemon. Contains swearing, blood & violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,510 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014
Failed Reset reviews
Naruto gets flung back in time. Unfortunately, he brings a slew of other people with him, including most of Akatsuki, and almost destroys the world in the process. Plus, the Kyuubi is missing. And Kakashi has gone nuts. Where's Itachi when you need... he's having a mental breakdown. Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,136 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Eye of the Chicken reviews
Sakura's from the future, Naruto has a bloodline, Kakashi has access to firearms and Sasuke was raised by Guy. Now, they're on a mission. No one's really sure exactly what that mission is, but they're definitely on it, and it somehow involves a giant, invincible chicken. Shenanigans ensue. Missiony shenanigans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sakura H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
The Art of the Body-Double reviews
Shikamaru doesn't feel like going on missions. So he hires someone else to do it for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Shikamaru N.
Failed Reset: The Fall reviews
A short background chapter explaining how everything got shot to hell at the beginning of my other story, Failed Reset.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Peace Through Hatred reviews
Survival had never be part of the plan, but death had become an impossibility. The best way to bring people together is to give them a common enemy. The best way to unite a world, however, is to give them a Demon Emperor. Two-shot. Post-R2.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Rasengan VS Death Note reviews
In the final moments of the Death Note series, Light attempts to renounce his Death Note. Through events, he ends up in the world of shinobi. First fanfic. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Light Y.
Tobi Induced Hilarity reviews
Pein decides Akatsuki needs a shakeup and switches the Akatsuki teams around a little. Violence! Sarcasm! Overpowered Fangirls! More Violence! Rainbow Lollipops! All that, and more, found just inside. Turns into a story! Non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.