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Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Divergent Trilogy, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.


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S T O R Y L I S T

Ongoing:

[ S.T.O.L.L. ] -- Connor and Travis Stoll

Definition: Sneaky Troublemakers Often Like Leaving. Travis & Connor Stoll are grounded. What's their mission? ESCAPE. Too bad they aren't really good at that. Rated T for language.

[ Damn It, Rose ] -- Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy

Rose gets into a fight with Ron because he thinks she isn't ready to be in a relationship. In a spur of the moment desire for revenge, she does the one thing she knows will bother him the most: she kisses Scorpius Malfoy.

Completed:

[ Keep Me Hanging On, So Contagiously ] -- Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo

"I left the hunt." Her words still take me by surprise. I feel myself shake as her eyes peer right into my soul. "Don't make me regret it." She whispers into my ear. Her breath feels cold against my neck, and I shiver. Damn. She plays me so well.

[ Paper Planes ] -- Thalia Grace and Leo Valdez

Then I kiss her, and the sparks are even more magical than the fireworks all around us. I place my sombrero on her head and look into the same baby blue eyes that told me I loved her. Oneshot.

[ Sorting Hat, Please Listen To Me ] -- Albus Potter

He told it NOT SLYTHERIN more times than he could remember, but did it listen? "I guess the Sorting Hat is harder to bargain with than I thought." Oneshot.

[ From the Corner of Ottery St. Catchpole ] -- Albus and James Potter

"And at that moment, we weren't adults lost in the world. We were children, who played, who answered back, who goofed off instead of working. Children who, no matter how far we've gone, always found our way back home." A three-shot about how James and Albus helped each other go through the biggest ordeal of their lives: growing up.

[ Brave ] -- Edward

I looked back outside, and saw that we were now passing by the Dauntless compound. I grabbed my flip-flop and chucked it outside the car, aiming it at the distance. True bravery isn't risking your life because you have nothing left to lose, but risking your life because there's something worth saving. Oneshot.

[ Mom please, just let me eat my fries ] -- Marshall Lee, the Vampire King

After fighting with his mom over curly fries, Marshall leaves home. And it's only after 100 years does he decide to go back. "Mom please, just let me eat my fries. I bought them so they are mine. But you won't let me, won't let me eat my fries. Oh I tried, but you saw me try to steal a fry. Mommy, I know that you love me. It's just the way you show it, I almost didn't know it..." Oneshot.

Incomplete/discontinued:

The Adventures of Justin the Bieberel -- Justin the Bieberel

Til' Hell Starts To Freeze -- Thaluke

Evil: Live -- Draco Malfoy

Deleted:

The Random Musings of Albus Potter -- Albus Potter

That's What He Said -- The Marauders, Lily/James

Rosie's Song -- Rose/Scorpius

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Last Sunrise by Spades And Swords reviews
Simon Petrikov is the Ice King no more. Now, all he wishes for is to find Betty, his dear princess.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ice King - Complete
Lying Heart by nine miles to go reviews
Peter and his struggles to stay away from Gwen, post Movie-verse for The Amazing Spider-Man. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
The Muggle Born Protection Act by e.demitria reviews
Voldemort is at large and new Ministry policy is enacted in light of increased Muggle killings: all Muggle-borns are assigned to a Pureblood family for protection. Can Lily learn how to be a Potter...without falling for her new brother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,380 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Titanic by caitlumms reviews
A Daughter of Zeus, a Son of Poseidon, a Son of Hades, and one ship. Everyone knows the tragic ending, but do they know how it what really caused it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009
imPERFECT by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
If imperfection had a name, it would be Leo Valdez... Yes, he was imperfect. But you can't spell imperfect, without spelling perfect. Oneshot. Winner of the Veritas Round 7 Best Angst.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
How To Love A God 101 by WingsxOfxChaos reviews
Sadie and Carter have been living in peace for three years now, with Bast and their new home in New York. But now the Gods have news that Apophis is rising faster then they imagined. What willl the Kane's do?AnubisxSadie CarterxZia Other Paring
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K.
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Severus by Molly Raesly reviews
Seven canon chapters about how James and Lily happened and how Severus Snape happened around them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,754 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Easy as 1,2,3 by Cap'NCupcake reviews
She never would have thought that she would fall for him. I mean, he's Travis Stoll. She's Katie Gardner. They weren't supposed to go together. And yet they do. 26 Tratie fics, one for each letter of the alphabet.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,942 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Travis S., Katie G.
Three Words, Eight Letters by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,051 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes by PaperSky95 reviews
Luke broke his promise that fateful day and plunged the dagger into Annabeth's heart, taking her to the Underworld with him. Without the only two people she considered family, Thalia pours her soul into the last thing she loves in her life: The Hunt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tainted Hearts by Orochi-Ne reviews
His heart was tainted with the love for a girl that would never be his. Her hands were tainted with the blood of the one guy that would love her unconditionally. Twoshot. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Final Moments by 1215rascal reviews
Final thoughts of Silena Beuregard before that faithful moment in the Last Olympian. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Ten Days by Akatsuki Child reviews
Apollo x Thalia "Just hang out with him until I come back. It's only for ten days. I'll even let you take a month of Hunting off." Thalia really hated being blackmailed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Flight Risk by PaperSky95 reviews
"You just knew that we'd fall apart?" She shrugs. "Why bother with love when it never lasts?" *3rd and final in my Thalico songfic trilogy*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Breakeven by PaperSky95 reviews
Thalia's dying because of Nico and he learns something new as he waits outside the camp infirmary. All he needs is a little push to shock him into reality...*1st in my Thalico songfic trilogy*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
My Immortal by PaperSky95 reviews
I heard the shadow of a sob in his voice as he said his last words to me, "Good bye Thalia, I'll love you forever and for always." *2nd in my Thalico songfic trilogy*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Joined at the Hip by Livelier reviews
After six years of James chasing Lily and failing, Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands...Oh, Merlin. Things could get crazy. Rated T for later chapters and a bit of language. R&R? Final chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,688 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love and Hell by AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
All I said was a simple 'yes' and then it was as if hell had broken loose. Note to self: Next time Scorpius Malfoy asks you to make a deal with him just say 'no! RW/SM - R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,560 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Coward, Coward by Whispi reviews
Oneshot. Luke didn't want to leave her, he wanted to help fight off the monsters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Diary of a Weasley Kid by ChocolateRosePetals reviews
You know whats worse than be ignored and invisible? Its being a Weasley. This is my Diary about my sad life being Hugo Weasley. Along with my slut of a sister, fat dad, and nerdy mum. No offense to any of them.Ron and Hermione OOC Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hugo W. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Son of a Hunter by RWBRyan reviews
A forbidden child of the Huntress Artemis has been born, via modern technology. Follow him as he fights the most powerful monsters of Greek Mythology, in order to prove himself to Olympus and the World.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,537 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Thalia G., Artemis - Complete
Of Caps and SexFree Sleeping by Cap'NCupcake reviews
-"My life sucks ass." Riptide's story. Percabeth-ish! One-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Her Last Look by Delta-Delta reviews
Thalia is climbing the hill, running for the shelter of Camp Half-Blood. However, something stops her, and she never arrives at the camp's border.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Thalia G.
Kiss N Tell by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis really shouldn't kiss and tell. Tratie-ish one-shot! Songfic of Kesha's 'Kiss N Tell' Cracky out the whazoo!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Finally by RedFluffyBanana reviews
Thalia has never forgotten about Luke. Hundreds of years of waiting for death to claim her she decides to do the unthinkable. The one crime which cannot be forgiven. Here are the thoughts and actions of the lieutenant leading up to her death. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Artemis, Thalia G. - Complete
Shut Up, Conner! by thecivilunrest reviews
"Again with the shut up comment. If the two of them ever have kids, I'm never going to be able to talk again." Conner's POV on Travis and Katie's relationship. Travis/Katie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
I Have A Tea Party With the God of Funerals by Lilypad18 reviews
Anubis visits Sadie in London.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
I Take a Page From Hades' Playbook by Jesus.Lives reviews
Nico starts getting the rumblings of a Hades-like plan to acquire the the girl that's struck his interest during Percy and Annabeth's wedding. Thalico / Thico some Percabeth. Completed - Epilogue or Sequel pending requests.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Of Petals and Raindrops by LionessAmaya reviews
Persephone, and dreaming through a nightmare. She can taste it on her lips, a tantalizing mixture of spice and rain. Because she never had a choice. -Written for the Monthly Veritas Prompt- R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Hades - Complete
Unexpected by Whit3 ros3 bud reviews
Sometimes you have to prepare for the unexpected so the shock isn't as great. But Sadie knows more than anything you can't expect the unexpected, especially when she receives a surprise visitor back at school. Complete one-shot. Fluffy.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Daydreams Of A Toliet Paper God by Pen-Always-In-Hand reviews
Anubis daydreams about Sadie, and later has a little chat with her dad.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
You Missed by TRUsong reviews
A drabble; Stargirl&Leo... Hope you enjoy
Stargirl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Breakfast at IHOP by Gawdzilla reviews
Julian Keller and Laura Kinney are as different as night and day yet they share two things in common: they can't stop thinking about the other and their love for pancakes. Watch as they two share a awkward but sweet moment at IHOP. Hellion/X-23
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23 - Complete
Like Ross and Rachel by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis and Conner decide to have a little fun with Percy and Annabeth's rollercoaster relationship. Percabeth-ish. Plus some Tratie if you squint real hard! One shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
The Letter J by Molly Raesly reviews
I don’t get jealous. But why am I so jealous?” She paused to catch her breath. Then, looking back down at the ground, Lily continued, “And why is the letter “J” stalking me like a bloody ghost?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rescue and Redemption by MarvelFan2009 reviews
Julian Keller has left Xavier's after one of the worst incidents in School history and is now trying to regain some honour any way he can. Laura Kinney has been captured for nefarious purposes once more and needs help to escape, can they help each other?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Julian K./Hellion, Laura K./X-23 - Complete
It Happened One Night by MarvelFan2009 reviews
Laura Kinney is caught between being herself and X-23 and trying to determine why she took Cyclops’s offer in the first place to join X-Force. Julian Keller has just arrived in San Francisco and neither has seen each other since Messiah Complex. One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Laura K./X-23, Julian K./Hellion - Complete
To Live and to Die by WindowChild reviews
AU. One-shot. Percy Jackson, haunted by hallucinations of Greek mythology, is admitted to the psych ward. Percabeth, and little bit of Thuke and Lukabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Blind Date by PaperSky95 reviews
Phoenix asks Ema to take a friend of his out of town. But for some reason, Klavier's got a problem with that. one-shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ema S., Klavier G. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,121 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Reaping by HorcruxFinder reviews
The Reaping from Peeta's point of view. How did he feel when Katniss stepped up to take her sister's place? Rated for brief language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Know They're Going Out, Pal by princessphilomena reviews
There's something fishy about those two...could it be? This time from...Gumshoe's point of view! Klavier x Ema
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Klavier G., Ema S. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Missing You by sparrowlove reviews
George Weasley at Fred's funeral, and Fred at George's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Story With No Name by The Fifth Champion reviews
This is a story with no name, about a boy with no name. Though he is lost now, dead, forgotten...they called him Luke. Snippets of a traitor's life from early childhood to present day.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Luke C.
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by Ragged-Writer reviews
Laura is sitting in her room thinking about what happened to Cess and doing a few things when Julian walks in. A one shot songfic. Song is The Last Night by Skillet. Rated T for language and blood
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Damn It, Rose reviews
Rose gets into a fight with Ron because he thinks she isn't ready to be in a relationship. In a spur of the moment desire for revenge, she does the one thing she knows will bother him the most: she kisses Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,855 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Mom please, just let me eat my fries reviews
After fighting with his mom over curly fries, Marshall leaves home. And it's only after 100 years does he decide to go back. "Mom please, just let me eat my fries. I bought them so they are mine. But you won't let me, won't let me eat my fries. Oh I tried, but you saw me try to steal a fry. Mommy, I know that you love me. It's just the way you show it, I almost didn't know it..."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Marshall Lee - Complete
Brave reviews
I looked back outside, and saw that we were now passing by the Dauntless compound. I grabbed my flip-flop and chucked it outside the car, aiming it at the distance. True bravery isn't risking your life because you have nothing left to lose, but risking your life because there's something worth saving.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward - Complete
S T O L L reviews
Definition: Sneaky Troublemakers Often Like Leaving. Travis & Connor Stoll are grounded. What's their mission? ESCAPE. Too bad they aren't really good at that. Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Travis S., Connor S.
From the Corner of Ottery St Catchpole reviews
"And at that moment, we weren't adults lost in the world. We were children, who played, who answered back, who goofed off instead of working. Children who, no matter how far we've gone, always found our way back home." A three-shot about how James and Albus helped each other go through the biggest ordeal of their lives: growing up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Keep Me Hanging On, So Contagiously reviews
"I left the hunt." Her words still take me by surprise. I feel myself shake as her eyes peer right into my soul. "Don't make me regret it." She whispers into my ear. Her breath feels cold against my neck, and I shiver. Damn. She plays me so well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,021 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Evil: Live reviews
After failing to kill Dumbledore and narrowly escaping Hogwarts grounds that fateful night, Draco Malfoy must make a decision. Some say the good die young, but is being evil really what it takes to live? Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Sorting Hat, Please Listen To Me reviews
He told it NOT SLYTHERIN more times than he could remember, but did it listen? "I guess the Sorting Hat is harder to bargain with than I thought." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Albus S. P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Paper Planes reviews
Then I kiss her, and the sparks are even more magical than the fireworks all around us. I place my sombrero on her head and look into the same baby blue eyes that told me I loved her. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Leo V., Thalia G. - Complete
Til' Hell Starts To Freeze reviews
I've been through Tartarus to get where I am now, literally & figuratively, and I've NEVER regretted my decision to become a Hunter. But something's been bugging me recently, something I THINK has to do with that weird Hermes kid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,887 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C.
The Adventures of Justin the Bieberel reviews
With his big front teeth and abilities, he can get rid of obstacles in the way of our adventure. Join us in our quest for who knows what! WARNING: if you are a Bieber fan, make sure you love Pokemon more. Some things in this story may get insulting.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bibarel/Beadull