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Hail the great Spider Pig!

SPIDER PIG

SPIDER PIG

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does

Can he swing

No he cant

He's a pig

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!

He is a SPIDER PIG!!

Vote McCain/Giuliani and Obama/Edwards (what? I can support more than one candidate) for 08! The ONLY candidates with the sense and skill to get this country back on track! After all, take a look at the alternatives,

Romney is master Flip Flopper with the integrity of Microsoft software

Thompson looks like he doesn't even care if he wins or not

Ron Paul's a crackpot (yeah I called him a crackpot) waits to be ambushed by Paul's supporters

Huckabee is a borderline fundamentalist (just look to the base he caters to)

Hilary is about as genuine as Prada bag bought from the backstreets of Hong Kong

Richards doesn't have a chance...unfortunately

Results so far

Obama - Iowa, South Carolina, North Dakota, Illinois, Missouri, Deleware, Georgia, Connecticut, Alabama, Washington, Idaho, Alaska, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, Utah Total Delegates=1145

Clinton - New Hampshire, Nevada, California, New York, Arizona, Oklahoma, New Jersey, Arkansas, Tennessee, Massachussets, Florida. Total Delegates 1157 ) :

Huckabee - Iowa, Kansas, Louisana, Arkansas, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, West Virginia Total Delegates=217

McCain - New Hampshire, Arizona, California, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, New Jersey, Connecticut, Deleware, New York, Florida, Sourth Carolina, Washington Total Delegates = 723

I think I got all the states.

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Fate Overlord by Leona-do reviews
Shirou Emiya had been pranked many times by Zelretch. What does he do when it wasn't Zelretch fault that he ended up in a world that he didn't know, but was connected to the VRMMORPG, known as YGGDRASIL? Is he trapped within an illusion or actually in a whole different world? Only Shirou can unfold the mysteries and find the truth.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,441 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Shirō E.
Clarent Blood Arthur by King of Beasts reviews
What happens when Ilyasviel von Einzbern summons a different Berserker for the 5th War? More importantly, what if the one she summoned has an axe to grind against a certain King of Knights?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,674 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Mordred
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 4,755 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Better Sword by Psyste reviews
What if... Arthur Dayne was the sole survivor at the Tower of Joy? How would things be different for Jon and many other characters. Story set at start of AGOT book Assumes R L J
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,173 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012
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