Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hi there, I'm Laura.
I really love to write and read fanfiction, but mostly Twilight. I think it's a really good series but Stephanie forgot to describe so really important moments. That's why I think FF.net is great. You can just imagine them and share them with others. =))
My favourite stories are with Bella x Carlisle Fluff.
One of my other favourite series is "The wolves of Mercy Falls" by Maggie Stiefvater. It's really nice, you should Check it out.
My other hobbies are playing the piano and jogging. And I love travelling.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Did you know…..
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.
(I don't even like coffee)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Does it really?)
A cockroach will live 9 days with out its head before it starves to death.
(Why is the cockroach so special?)
Banging your head on the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(It hurts like hell though and people might think there is something mentally wrong with you.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(Wow they must feel overwhelmed. That's a lot of stuff to taste.)
Butterflies taste with they’re feet.
(I can honestly say that I did not know that.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Yeah I did know that one. Some of my friends rather like that one...)
Right-handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.
(My daddy is left handed! Well what about ambidexturous people?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(It's really the only one? That's kind of depressing. For the elephant anyway.)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(Who figured that one out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(Some of my friends are like that. Does that mean they are ostrich's?)
Starfish have no brains.
(Starfish aren't the only ones. I am pretty sure that my dog and some of my friends also do not have brains.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Aww. Poor polar bears. They live less longer than right handed animals.)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Actual Warning Labels
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On a fireplace lighter.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh.
"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
I ran with scissors, and lived!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.
I thought I had found my Jasper Cullen/Hale... but it was just another idiot with fangs.
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To me, writing is more than a passtime or a way to express yourself. It's an escape, a way to forget your troubles and the troubles of the world around you. It's a way to live out things that would be almost impossible in the real world and do things that you wouldn't normally. To put yourself in someone else's shoes and to get away from the stress in your life. To just dissappear into a world you created and relax. Add your name if you agree that writing isn't just a way to kill time.
By the way I'm looking penfriend. Please PM me. =)))
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