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Joined 06-15-10, id: 2405174, Profile Updated: 11-06-10
Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Smallville, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Young Justice, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.

Name: as far as u need to know it's clawx2

Age: 0-100

Favorite Books: The Inheritance Cycle, The Guardians of Time Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, Harry Potter

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, FMA, Liar Game, 1/2 Prince, Hunter x Hunter

Favorite TV Shows: Teen Titans, Smallville, NCIS, Bones, Lie To Me, Eureka, Warehouse 13

Top 4 Authors: Christopher Paolini, Marianne Curley, JK Rowling, DJ MacHale

Favorite Video Games: 007 Nightfire, Starwars Battle Front II

Favorite Pairings: Seddie, BBRae, Eragon/Arya

Things I Dislike: People who use txt talk in real life, people who are homophobic, people who intentionally are cruel to people and animals for no reason, etc.

Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons and The Phoenix

Favorite Number: 25

Most said phrases (acording to my friends): "I swear it wasn't me!!!" "Oh... Hi. How are you? No. Of course I wasn't just talking about you."(after just talking about a person who just appeared behind me) "So how can I mess with you guys today?" (to any of my friends almost daily)

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Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (For me personally the latest is 2PM the day after the 4AM [ I read for 26 hours])

f you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then i will find out where he lives, kidnap him, torture him, and then kill him for blasphemy. Feel the same? You know the drill!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (So yesterday I had waffles for breakfast...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, clawx2,

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, clawx2 (DUH!!),

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you are odd and proud of it, you know the drill.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you're blonde but certainly not dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think having a tail would be the COOLEST THING EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love winding people up for the fun of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in aliens copy and paste this.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (lol, look down)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a GUY so I must only be reading fanfics for SEX SCENES.


WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any type as long as I like it

WHAT DO YOU MISS? Friends I have made knowing that I will most likely never see them again

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) laptop and my bracelet my girlfriend made me



WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Um… don’t know I don’t like perfume.



WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A black rose (don’t laugh we all have different tastes)

DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes my girlfriend

FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Recycled Generation and Levis







WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Thanking someone for reviewing on my first story



WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don’t know but every time I get yelled at by my family and friends cause I have no idea

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1-3 (either own or adopted I don’t care I will still love them)

DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I have been known to


ANY BAD HABITS? Bad temper and being “annoying”


IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Who knows if I was someone else I wouldn’t be me so how would I know


HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? throw things, growl, punch, hiss (like a cat), rant about different things (usually comics, science, psychology, etc.)

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My church (even though I’m not that religious I have good friends there that care for me)




DO YOU USE SARCASM? Nope never (rolls eyes)

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Online: claw;;; in real life: not going to tell you it would give away my name


WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Teen Titans, Eureka, Doctor Who, and NCIS

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies n’ cream and cherry



1. Are you in a relationship with anyone? Yep! AND PROUD OF IT!

2. Favorite TV show from the 90s- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

3. Genre of music you listen to most- Rock and alt.

4. What are you listening to right now?- None

5. Ever broken a bone?- Nope

6. Have you ever shot a gun?- No

7. Ever broken someone's heart?- No

8. Summer or winter?- Both have their perks, but i prefer fall.

9. Ever sang in public?- I was in chorus for two years, so…

10. What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween? A car crash victim

11. Favorite outfit- shorts and 100% cotton shirt

12. Embarrassed yourself at school? Not that I know of though I have embarrassed my friends

13. What do you want most right now? No idea

14. Ever fell in love with a childhood friend? yes

15. Do you have an obsession with a specific color? black and red

16. Blown something up? Nope, but I want to

17. Article of clothing you always wear? necklace

18. Last movie you watched- Tremors

19. Last person that called you- grandparents

20. What song can you not stand to be on the radio? Everywhere (personal reason, not cause I dislike the song)

21. First pet? Goldfish, gerbil, dog, and cat (had them already when I was born)

22. Songs that remind you of your friends-None that I can think of

23. Hobbies? Reading, writing, listening to music, thinking of ways to mess with my friends.

24. Things you never leave the house without- clothes

25. What do you wanna be when you grow up? At the moment a lawyer.

Stupidest labels ever:

On Tesco's Tiramisudessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (no, really? I never would have guessed)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That explains so much)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I sure hope so)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what exactly?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I don't want to know)

On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thank you captain obvious)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So if they were fake fake bacon bits, would they be real?)

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(When else are we supposed to find time to use it?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)?

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!)

Baby Oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No Shit, Sherlock)

Isn't it ironic how the word 'politics' has the Latin prefix 'poli' meaning 'many', and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?" - Anonymous

For all those stalkers I know you are reading this

You know you get distracted easily if... OH MY GOD WHAT"S THAT?!?!?

I feel like I have to put this, I was watching Buffy and I noticed if no one in that show had superpowers I could easily match them up with my friends personalities.

It could be witches, some evil witches,
which is ridiculous cause witches they were persecuted, and wicca,
good and loved the earth, and woman power, and i'll be over here.

Put an X if you have done these things things.

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

xYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
xYou have run into a tree/bush.
xYou know that it IS possible to lick your elbow (My best friend can)
x You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
You just tried to sing them

x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire (a glass of water, but in my defence i didn't know that there was vegtable oil in floating on top of the water)

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.(I have tried this I get a head ache when i try to not think)
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

XXXXX People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (so many times a day)
xYou are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

xYou have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (online class)

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. ( I was texting my girlfriend and told her to wait i can't find my phone)

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
XX`You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before. (and through)

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
XXXX The word 'um' is used many times a day

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK ,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...


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The Heavens
The Sun
A ball of fire in the sky,
a King on his throne,
a chariot riding through the heavens,
a Lord protecting his reign,
the cradle of life,
and the source of our destruction,
The Moon
A ball of rock in the sky,
a Queen on her throne,
a huntress on the prowl,
a lady ruling just,
a portal to death,
and the reason for our tide,

A friend, an enemy,
a defender, an attacker,
the first person to stand up for you,
the first person to call you out when you are wrong,
the first person to trip you to make you get back up,
the first person to dust you off and shove you back into the spotlight,
the person who will always have your back.

Thinking, deciding,
is following blindly right,
it is not living.

Whether there is a Lord or Lady,
whether there are aliens,
whether we are one or many,
whether we follow or lead,
whether we soar or crawl,
everyone seeks their own meaning,
everyone seeks their own truth.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33401 - Favs: 21,010 - Follows: 16,505 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brotherhood of Joker by Bhill62 reviews
Someone from Robin's past is coming to town and seems intersted in a Titan, but it ain't Robin. There will be crossovers with the Doom Patrol and Batman. Pairings are BBRae with some RobStar and maybe a little CYSarah Simms. I shall return.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,229 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
Apples and Stardust by oxycodone reviews
Luna's hair always smells like apples and Ginny can feel the stardust in the air when she's with her. Could it be the work of fairies ? Ginny/Luna. Femmeslash. Nothing explicit though, just fluff and kisses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Five Ways by Wizhoger reviews
Sequel to 'Artemis Fowl and the New World'. As the young mastermind returns to his school of magic for another year of advent and knowledge, he unravels mysteries about which few ever knew...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Voldemort, Artemis F.
Death of Innocence by hielnaraku reviews
For over a month, murders have been going on at Norfolk and around Washington D.C. With no evidence, NCIS has run into a road block. Against his original will, Gibbs allows Ducky to call a friend from Japan. What happens next will forever change NCIS.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - M. Sera, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
SmallvilleX: Evolution by ben10987654321 reviews
Clark ends up attending a certain school for the 'gifted'. Smallville/X-Men: Evolution x-over.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 549,097 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - [Rogue/Anna Marie, Clark K./Superman] - Complete
Summer Vacation 2 by Gabsikle reviews
It's Sam, Carly, and Freddie's summer vacation after their Sophomore year of college. The friends hope that this summer is full of happiness and good time. Lots of Seddie and Criffen fluff.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Summer Vacation by Gabsikle reviews
This is a companion to my 12 Months stories. It's the summer after the iCarly gang's first year of college. As usual, there's Carly and Griffen drama, Carly tries out a relationship with a girl, and *gasp* Sam and Freddie drama. SEDDIE
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,625 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Another 12 Months by Gabsikle reviews
Sequel to A Lot Can Change in 12 Months. This follows yet another year in the lives of Carly, Sam, and Freddie. There's lots of Seddie fluff in this. It's better than it sounds. I promise.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Lot Can Change in 12 Months by Gabsikle reviews
Response to a challenge from KJBloome. Sam loves Freddie, but hasn't told anyone. Now he's dating Carly. When Sam's cousin comes to town for a year, she helps the friends realize their true feelings for each other. *Spoiler* SEDDIE in the end. :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 5,513 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Impatience by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Nothing is ever simple, especially in war. But things are about to get considerably more complicated when two strangers arrive amidst a group of battle droids, bearing knowledge that could change the galaxy. Obi-Wan, Ten, Donna.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K., 10th Doctor - Complete
Invisible Sun by lightning bird reviews
In the few years before the advent of Fusion Fall and the invasion by Planet Fusion, friendships are formed, enemies are met, wisdom is gained, and Dexter learns he's not quite as alone as he thinks he is. - AU -
Fusion Fall - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,364 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Dexter, Professor Utonium - Complete
Web of Cadmus by Agent-G reviews
Here it is the sequel to Justice League The Spider. Cadmus is making their own plans and a new team, will this team be a threat to the League and there are strangely familiar faces inside of this new team as well.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,006 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the New World by Wizhoger reviews
When Artemis Fowl gets an invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a whole new world of sorcery and magic awaits him... little does he know what else he is about to find out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,346 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R. Title image by user Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
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Tales of Young Justice reviews
This a story which consists of different continuing story lines every few chapters. I own nothing. It starts chronologically after the episode Secrets, this is also where the shows continuity ends. I also draw content from DC comics and DCUAOM.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 47,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011
Teams of Two reviews
This is my first fanfic. This is set throughout 3 periods of time. AU Past and Present is BBRae, while future is the Titans kids. Past is a few months after the Brothehood of evil, present is a few years, and future is more than 20 years.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Elder at Camp reviews
This is a crossover between Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Percy Jackson, and Red Pyramid. When an Elder- Greek god hybrid ends up at Camp what will happen? I own nothing, I will also take suggestions for future ideas
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Exterminate reviews
The Doctor is in Jump City, what will he and the Titans do when a Dalek appears. Rated T cause I don't know how it's going to turn out
Crossover - Doctor Who & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor
Helm of Nabu reviews
AU, I own nothing, This is following Chloe as Watchtower starting the JLA , it includes various other heroes at random and by request. This branches from the show in the 9th season after Absolute Justice.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010
Marriage reviews
This is Buffy's wedding where I went out of my way to not say who any other characters are, though there are some pretty strong clues to some and weaker to others
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Buffy S.