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HI! I am Gitta. That really is alll you need to know.
I love Harry Potter! He is awesome.
Awesome HARRY POTTER Quotes.
You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. - Ginny Weasley
"Of Course it is happening inside your head Harry. Why should that mean it is not real?- Albus Dumbledore
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring
There were more of these, but to be perfectly honest these were my favorites. I cried when both of them died.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
A good/best friend will...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of deviants don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the 2 that wants to punch 'em, put this in your sig. (I actually refuse to read stories where the authors do this in the summaries.)
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
And that, my children, is a wall. But Beware! the wall is solid! Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through walls! Believe me, my children, for I have tried many times.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.