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Author has written 9 stories for Legend of Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, and Naruto.
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Name: Naruphonia13, you can call me Naru for short. Or if you wanna get all technical, my real name is Kaitlyn
Gender: I'm a girl.
Location: ...I'm in Texas.
Pets: I have 2 cats and 2 dogs.
Age: I'm 16 and proud of it.
Personality: I am a tomboy-ish, outgoing, sarcastic, and funloving anime freak. I'm very...'blunt' with people...I do tend to be shy infront of stangers or when presenting infront of a class, but other than that I'm pretty loud. You will never see me wearing a dress unless someone forces me too. I'm a Libra(like Naruto ^^), so sue me, I talk a lot. I'm also very smart(straight A student) but I am sooo not a dork, in fact, I hate reading books and I HATE ALL math classes.
Goals: Unlike probably most people on this site, I don't ever want to become a professional writer. In fact, I want to become a doctor; more specifically, a cardiologist. I'd also like to paint and draw on the side and maybe sell some of my artwork.
Favorite Music: I'm into all different types of music and I don't really hate any except maybe screamo. My favorite type comes down to Rock (both american and japanese). My favorite groups are: Nickleback, Linkin Park, All-American Rejects, Paramore, NICO Touches the Wall(probably my most fav. of japanese bands), Asian Kung Fu Generation, Aqua Timez, SCANDAL, and above all, I love Aerosmith.
Language: As you can tell i speak japanese(Watashi wa subarashii nē ^^)but only because I watch so much anime, the language I use about 21/7 is English, and I am taking a Spanish class(just finished spanish 1). However I also speak sarcasm, slanguage, and acronims extremely fluently.
Writing style: I mostly write oneshots(I probably won't add more that one chapter to a story UNLESS it's a collection of one shots). I'm not all that into horror or "depressing" stories and I usually ALWAYS write comedies, parodies, family, friendship, and other interesting stories. However, that doesn't mean I won't read your "depressing" or horror stories if they are written well. I won't write romance stories UNLESS they have comedy in them.
Reviewing style: I decided to add this in because many people say the way they review stories. I. WILL. NOT. FLAME...EVER! However, I give very well-rounded reviews in general. If you have fragments, misspellings, or other confusing errors, I won't hesitate to bring them up. I feel that an author would like to know if they have a part in their story that reviewers find confusing. I often will tell you what paragraph or line the errors are contained in. I mostly tell you the negitive parts and then the positive parts of your fic, THEN add my opinion on the story overall and my favorite part. I might even quote a certain line from the story ^^. I tend to be very formal in drama or romance story reviews, and very random in comedy or parody stories.
Likes: Ramen(who doesn't?), tea, pocky, seafood, anime, manga, drawing, ALL the Harry Potter movies, Tales of Lolphonia by QueenieZ on youtube, the annoying orange videos on youtube, ALL the Pirates of the Carribean movies, chuggaaconroy's let's plays(Oh no! It's the Let's Play Curse!!! XD),Yugioh, Naruto and TOS the Abridged series, Science, and last, BUT NOT LEAST, Akamaru and Repede.
Dislikes: People who lie, cheat, steal, and think they know everything. Flammers, milk, needles, when people call me short(oh great...I'm turning into Ed -_-)when the internet is soo slow, waiting for the OVAs of Tos to come out(they take forever), cheerleaders(well most, because i like my cousin, but she's a cheerleader), Madara Uchiha. spicy stuff. Italian food. But above all... HIGH GAS PRICES AND POLUTION-oh and let us not forget that wannabe vampire book called Twilight!
,Scooby Doo, Fullmetal Alchemist (GO ED!!!^^), Soul Eater, Ao no Exoricist, Hamtaro, Black Cat, Courage the Cowardly Dog, That 70's Show, The old Pokemon, Kekkaishi, George Lopez, Friends, Bleach, America's Funniest Home Videos, Suite Life of Zack and Cody(well I used to watch it...I haven't seen it in forever), Death Note, Ghost Stories, Fairy Tail, NCIS, Durarara!!, Yu-gi-oh (the original, GX, and 5d's), and Mythbusters.
Favorite Video Games: ALL the Tales games(especially Tales of Symphonia, the Abyss, and Vesperia), Dawn of Mana, Skyrim, Banjo and Kazooie games(except Nuts and bolts...that ruined Banjo and Kazooie), ALL Mario Games, most Sonic Games, Pokemon games, Naruto games, Legend of Zelda games, and Halo and Call of Duty games, oh and Fallout 3.
Top 5 Characters: Tales of Symphonia = Lloyd, Genis, Sheena, Raine, and Colette
...I think that's it...on to some surveys!:
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Naruto, Kiba, Shino, Lee, Sakura ,Tsunade, Hinata, Jiraiya, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Akamaru (in no particular order)
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
NARUHINA!, um then...ShikaTema, NejiTen, Sasusaku or LeeSaku, JiraTsun, hmm... Oh! Let us not forget ChoIno and AsumaxKureni
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
NO!!! SasuNaru SOMETIMES works (like in Konoha High by MC) but that's only a couple of times... other than that, no.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
I haven't yet, but If I got some red contacts I could probably pull off a young Kureni-sensei.
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.
...I have a couple of Naruto games, a poster of Naruto Hailey gave me, an Akamaru plushie, a homemade forehead protector, a Sasuke "action figure" that I melted the head off of, and um...well I've drawn all the characters and put the pictures on my bedroom wall...does that count?
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Um...well no not really...but I'd love to meet Naruto or Kiba if it were possible!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?
I don't see KibaHina at all personally...they don't "look good" together...and there are no cannon hints or references...so...NARUHINA FTW!!!
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku. BUT like from 3, it depends if its in a fanfic of some type.
9) Which team is your favorite?
hmm... probably, Team 8 because Shino, Hinata, and Kiba are all awesome, but I like Naruto and Kakashi...and also Shikamaru...
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Heck no dude...Obito died (sad too). and Tobi is too annoying to be him.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?
Um dude...IT ALREADY SAYS HE IS HIS FATHER IN BOTH THE ANIME AND THE MANGA!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Lol Deidara all the way man.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti-Sasuke. Unless Naruto beats him sensless and makes him come back to marry Sakura.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
All of the Naruto episodes and Shippuden too (fillers included), some I even watched more than twice (currently watching every episode more than once because my mom got as addicted to it as me and want to watch the series from the beginning to the current eps.)
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep...and currently waiting for the next.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
17) Sub or dub?
Subbed...Sakura's voice annoys the heck out of me in the dub...although they got Hinata's and Shino's actors pretty well matched up.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Before Shippuden: Anti. After: Pro
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
Annoying doesn't even compare to the hatred I feel for this guy -_-*
20) Do you even know who Tobi is?
Madara Uchiha, duh...
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Sexy, no. Beast, YES!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
...I can see Neji in a dress XD. And Haku did a pretty good job :D
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
100% AWESOME, but weird, WHICH MAKES HIM EVEN MORE EPICLY AWESOME!
24) Which character would be the best OOC?
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?.
...What do you think?
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
Again...are you freakin' blind?
27)do you like lemons?
I like the fruit lemons...but not the stories.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My mom and I watch Naruto. every. day. Her fave characters are Kakashi and Gaara.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
Yes! Gaara of the funk :D
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
I think like two.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto.
Like I said before, my mom.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Hailey recognized Kiba right away, and a couple of random people too.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'
Heh...My alegebra, geometry, geography, and english teachers. My Art teacher knew who Kiba was from all the countless times I've drawn him, Hinata, and Naruto :D
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
Life: yes (and in a good way too, gave me motivation in school, and inspiration for writing) grades: a positive (before Naruto I had low A's in most classes. since watching the show, my grades have improved, ironically)
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Kinda hard for someone who doesn't earn any money anyway...
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Not really into pervy books personally...so...not really read it, just get a copy to say, "Hey guys! I got Kakashi's book!" and Vincente would probably like to take a peek anyway ^^.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Stupidest theory. ever. invented. period.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
He wasn't to begin with...
40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Definetly...but...maybe not in a bad way.
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?
Hmm...I sort of look like a younger Kureni-sensei, without make-up on and who doesn't wear a dress. and you know...with brown eyes instead of red
Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Um...no...? Have you?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Heh Shikamaru isn't really "hot" in my opinion, but he is handsome, and at times I think he's pretty cute. But Temari has dibbs on him so...XD
3)What would heppen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
does a spit take* SAY WHA?! Jiraiya can't get pregnant! Now maybe Sakura...but still! That's just wrong
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Gaara? Oh ya, tons. Too many to name them all in fact
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...Shino and Naruto? Uh...let me think about this- UH, NO!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Heh, Kakashi/Tsunade definetly
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...Temari would be all like, "Aww come on you guys! You couldn't have waited until your next mission?!"
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic
A young konoichi visits a certain Hokage about a serious talk. "U-Um, T-Tsunade-sama...how could I get Naruto to n-notice me more?"
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
...Jiraiya and Kiba are too strait for that...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Temari...I'm scared for him
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
...Um a pretty messed up one...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fanfics?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
If it's a romance, then no. But if it was like a comidy, then probably Monochromatic Persona, with a little Temari in there too.
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Famous last words of a fool
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Akamaru with a slight chance of creepy...
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You know...I've lived about 3 times your age...I've learned a lottoo
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight
Lee: Naruto-kun...are you sure he isn't related to you?
20) How emo is Seven?
Temari emo? Not at all!
QUIZ OF AWESOMENESS:
If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do?
Hmm. Probably chase after him saying: "GIVE THAT BACK!!! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK AND I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME!!!"
If you met Sasuke what would you do?
Ask him how he came up with his hair-style.
Kiba!!! Hands down!
If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?
Are you a fangirl?
Not really a fangirl...More of "admirer" of Kiba. Cuz I mean, I'm not obsessed (and no, I'm not just denying it, I'm really just not a fangirl), I just think he's a cool character.
Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?
Madara (he sucks...big time), And I guess Kabuto (he should die...really)
What's your absolute favorite couple?
NaruHina... they just belong be together!
Ino or Temari?
Temari. No doubt. She's too awesome. WAYYYYYY better than Ino, BIG TIME!!!
Chouji or Lee?
Both are pretty dang awesome, demo if I had to choose, I say Lee.
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--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
all are by freakyanimegal:
Alphonse Elric: Science that doesn't help people is no science at all. (AMEN TO THAT! :D)
Bill Gates: Be nice to nerds, you'll work for them. (Hehehehehehe.)
Richter Abend: The smaller the dog the bigger the bark.
Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of diiirt! I got a jar of diiiirrt!
Presea Combatir: You blame people for their birth and uprbringing, things they cannot control, it is you who is not human. (My hero!)
Bill Engval: Ima dork-feeysh! (I'm a dork-fish)
Meiu: You're great Master! You gave me the name 'Thing'!
Edgar Allan Poe: I do not suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it.
Lloyd Irving (Aurion): There's a significance in being born.
Charles Schultz: Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia..
Little Kuriboh: Scr3w the rules I have money!
Robert Kennedy: Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.
Gary Larson: Someone once asked me: "Where do you get your ideas?" I answered: "WHY do I get my ideas?"
Richter Abend: If you don't stand up for yourself nothing will change! (God how I sympathize with that...)
Jeff Allen: Teenagers are God's revenge on mankind. God looked down one day and said, 'Let's see how they'd like to create someone in their own image who denies their existence'.
Freaky's Friend Julia: Who died and made you Darth Vader?!
Miss M: You always speak your heart and speak the truth. Do not EVER stop that.
Respice Finem: Twilight is quite possibly the worst book ever published. There are much better books out there. Such as 'One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,' and 'Mein Kampf.'
Symphoniafan: Kill me and bury me with my laptop and an extension cord.
Mark Twain: History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme
The Bum: Even Jesus thinks you're a douche n.n
Chemistry Teacher: See? It's a piece of cake.
Classmate Jeff: YOU'RE a piece of cake!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.
To oppose something is to maintain its existence.
If people lead, the leaders will follow.
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
I'd rather live my life believing in God and die to find out there isn't one, than live not believing in God and die to find out there is.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived'
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"There will be two dates on your tombstone, born and died, but all that's going to matter is the little dash in between."
"Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught."
"I'm not laughing at you, but I'm not laughing with you ... I'm just laughing."
"A poet is someone who stands out in the rain, hoping to be struck by lighting...
A writer is someone who is describing the way the lightning flashes, pen in hand...
An artist is someone who draws the way the rain hits the pavement...
A survivor is someone who dances in the rain instead of waiting for it to stop...
One day your Life will flash before your eyes...Make sure it's worth watching."
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Quotes from me and my friends:
Me: God should have invented the quick-jump option for all math classes
My friend Hailey: Follow me my fellow Narutards!
My friend Martin talking about my other friend Markos when he was wearing a fake mustache: You look like a pedophile! Not all men with mustaches are pedophiles, but every pedophile has a mustache!
My friend Katy: I didn't eat your banana!
Me: FREAKIN' PIZZAS!
My friend Vincente while answering a math question: Which of the followin-*without finishing the question* IT'S THE CIRCLE!!!
Naruto Abridged Quotes:
Kakashi: Naruto, You’re gonna get eaten by a snake and have the kyubii trapped in you, Sakura you’re just gonna stand around saying “Naruto Sasuke Naruto!” for 12 episodes and Sasuke…hehe good luck.
Zabuza- ahhh That was a good nap--Wait WTF were r we?!
Kankuro: Uncle Jimmyyyyyyy...
Naruto: This calles for the 1-foot tall brick wall!
Gaara: How many 'H's are there in 'funk'?
Entrance exam guy: Ok, i'm pretty damn sure your name isn't Fifth Hokage Yomanmeister the Crown Prince of Worchestershire sauce
Naruto: BLUEEEEEEEEEE, Blue-you you, Bu-lue, ugh son of Blue…Blue! Blue!!!!
Naruto: alright naruto this is the end of the arc. time to say something cool. SHOULD OF HAD A V8! *headbutts garra*
Iruka: "Don't worry this is Naruto. Nobody important ever dies in Naruto."
itachi : nine tails come with us
Jiraiya: "Hey! Chesty Mc. Rack-Boob! Wanna be our new hokage?"
Naruto: Do you think Sasuke got stronger?
Kabuto: "Will you turn that music down?"
Thank ya'll for those freakin' awesome quotes!