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Joined 06-16-10, id: 2406139, Profile Updated: 12-27-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I discovered fanfiiction a few years ago and loved it! so I thought I would give it a try myself...

Likes:

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson shirt-less

Jackson Rathbone

Johnny Deep

Italian and Spanish food

The colour purple

Nerds

Family

Lemon-Lime Bitters

Kit-Kats

LOL cats

Ikea

Dislikes:

Bully's

Pink

olives

mushrooms

Animal abusers

Abusers in general


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Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3922 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Discovering You, Discovering Me by JSFazz reviews
Edward Cullen was branded a geek and bullied every day of his life. Bella Swan was always awkward, never quite knowing where she fit in. Together they learn a bit about themselves and each other. Will they discover love as well? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,920 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mysterious Ways by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - The adventures of dear, sweet, geeky Teddy and his adoring Buttercup.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,038 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where There's Smoke by Muse2MyMojo reviews
Bella Swan's new apartment goes up in flames and handsome firefighter Edward Cullen climbs in her window to rescue her. Where there's smoke, there's smutty goodness to follow. Collab between SweetPoeticJustice & Nikita2009 for Southern Fan Fiction Review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything I Thought I Knew by drotuno reviews
What if the one person you thought you could count on suddenly changed before your very eyes? Edward Masen is tired of being invisible and the shoulder to cry on. Bella is starting to feel something different for her best friend. What if it's too late? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Musings of a Mortician by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
A geeky, socially awkward mortician who has a penchant for talking to his conscience finds himself in a position that he never thought he'd find himself in, especially in a morgue locker room. Ghosts aren't the only things that go bump in the night. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,021 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elementary Education by Muse2MyMojo reviews
New Principal Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when she meets Edward, a sweet sexy first grade teacher.Can she handle a not so elementary education?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,650 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Director's Cut by Lawn Girl reviews
A companion piece to my fic, The Hood. This will contain alternate POVs, outtakes and the like. Rated M for all the possible naughty things my silly mind can come up with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010
Coming Home by lillipadmom reviews
Completely broken after her mom's death, Bella finally returns home. Will the help of her friends and a bit of supernatural assistance help Bella get what she's always desired? ONE-SHOT for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Halloween II. M for Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14202 - Favs: 15,173 - Follows: 8,259 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12465 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The night reviews
Edward, Bella equals lemons! A one shot just for fun! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete