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Joined 06-16-10, id: 2406399, Profile Updated: 03-29-15
Author has written 21 stories for Big Time Rush, and Criminal Minds.

Hello, my fellow Homo Sapiens and/or humans...

I write Big Time Rush stories, and I'm working on writing some Criminal Minds stuff now too.

I'm a 16 year old girl... that's really all I'm going to say about myself.

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Be Careful What You Wish For by GreenWildFire reviews
Reid and Morgan get into an argument and Morgan wishes he had never met Reid. What will the team do when Reid disappears at the hands of an unsub?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
A Familial Notion by purplerayz reviews
Rossi isn't quite sure what to think of the team's youngest member, but an incident at a crime scene adjusts his perception. Takes place in season 3.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2013 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Caring by DarkElements10 reviews
Carlos helps Riley show more of her caring side when he's sick. Short Carlos/OC friendship one-shot.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Carlos - Complete
Facebook Check-in Freak by United Profilers reviews
Spencer Reid has a whole new kind of obsession, much to the rest of the team's annoyance. Crack-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
Long Live by TotallyLosingIt reviews
Few things could cement a friendship as strong as Big Time Rush's. Collection of one-shots involving BTR moments from the first time they met to the last time they were all together, and everything in between. Bromance, no slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2012
Underestimation by shadowblade-tara reviews
On a dark street far away from the help of his teammates, Spencer Reid proves to a group of bullies why you should never underestimate the quiet ones. Rated T for brief bloody violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Another Reason by HeavenRose reviews
The police say Kendall simply ran away, but Logan, James and Carlos are convinced their friend had a more significant reason for leaving. Driving Mrs. Knight's stolen car, they set out to find Kendall and bring him home - before it's too late.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,839 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James - Complete
Wings For The Sake Of Falling REWRITTEN by XxxLEVITYxxX reviews
It's been a tough case for everyone, espicially Morgan. When Reid attempts to comfort him but says the wrong thing, they get into an arguement. And things go downhill from there... Please R&R. Written as friendship but can be viewed as slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Happy Enough by TotallyLosingIt reviews
He only messes with him because he doesn't even know he's being messed with. For the March 3rd Anti-Bullying Day.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Carlos - Complete
One Shot by United Profilers reviews
When flu season approaches, it is mandatory for everyone who works at the bureau to get an immunization. But as many might know, Reid hates needles.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Reading Reid by BlueSunflower reviews
Hotch and Morgan discuss the soon-to-be newest addition to the BAU. Pre-series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/17/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
NotSoSuper Bowl Sunday by SpecialParanoia reviews
Who knew a Super Bowl party could be such a big deal? Apparently everyone but Reid. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hotch's Shopping Disaster by United Profilers reviews
Hotch goes grocery shopping, the rest of the team tags along, much to the BAU leader's dismay.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
More Than Your Heritage? by CheekyBrunette reviews
When a bully makes fun of Carlos for his race, Logan helps him out. Hopefully sweet enough to rot your teeth. **For MyHeroRaven** No offense meant to any hispanics
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Carlos, Logan
Lullaby by United Profilers reviews
While spending the evening at JJ and Will's place, the BAU family learns something new about their beloved Dr. Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
In The Night by Insomniaandinfomercials reviews
Reid and Morgan are driving to a case when the car stalls. In the middle of no where. At night. And they have no cell phone reception. Friendly Reid and Morgan fic. Not really slash besides a tiny amount of very hard to find flirting.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Spare Time by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek teaches Spencer a little bit about ball handling. Rated 'T' for pervy puns and sexual innuendos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Just A Kid by Vive Lyf reviews
Sometimes, the team forgets that Reid is still just a kid. But Morgan doesn't. Reid/Morgan friendship, slash if you squint
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Roses Are Red by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 23 - Reid overhears a conversation between the BAU girls and just can't mind his own business... and gets more confusion and embarrassment than he bargained for. The team gets a good laugh at his expense. Ficlet
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] E. Prentiss - Complete
The Kid by 2amWritersClub reviews
Morgan runs into an old friend who has been appointed the job of teaching self defence to the new recruits at Quantico. Can he help him with the most hopeless pupil he's ever taught? Set pre Season One.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Carbon and Corndogs by HeavenRose reviews
Oneshot. Logan, stressed out due to upcoming finals, attempts to help Carlos study for an important chemistry test. Things don't go too well.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Undercover by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
An unsub is killing homosexual men in a small town, so Reid and Morgan agree to go undercover as a couple to help catch him. NOT SLASH! There will be violence in later chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Fight by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Reid gets into a fight with a fellow agent; Morgan is proud, Garcia is angry, and Hotch is attempting to make sense of it all. Two-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
A Date with Dave by SillyOldThing reviews
David Rossi had plans for a romantic night on the town, when things take an unexpected turn for the bizarre. Ch. 3 Up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Drive Me Crazy by tearbos reviews
Garcia, JJ, and Emily give Reid a gift that is more for their benefit than his. Just a little Reidness to brighten your day!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Fools by rogueandkurt reviews
Welcome to the BAU prank wars. Oneshot. April Fools teamfic. Emily, Morgan, JJ gen. Semi Reid centric. Post- Cold Comfort.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Moments by rogueandkurt reviews
One hundred moments that make up Dr. Spencer Reid. Oneshot. Reid centric, entire team featured. Mixes of angst, humour, romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, AU, and more. Spoilers through season 3.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Boxed Set by Eligent reviews
Kidnappings may be part of the BAU's everyday life, but they have never experienced anything like this. How do you keep playing the game when you're the odd man out and the rules keep changing at every turn? Reid and the others are about to find out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,564 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
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The Unsub We're Looking For reviews
There is a dangerous Unsub lurking among the BAU team. Will the team catch him or her in time? Or will they all succumb to the fatal pranks of the notorious Serial Prankster? Rated K to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/29
Diverted reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is just one person to take away all you've ever loved and cared for. When James Diamond is abducted one night, it is up to his three best friends to uncover the truth.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - James
We Take What Comes and We Keep on Going reviews
This is for the 31 Day Challenge from the BTR Plot Adoption Forum. It's a collection of our four boys being awesome and adorable and amazing.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,403 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Complete
Switched At Birth reviews
Logan Knight finds out that 17 years ago, the hospital switched him with another boy, Kendall Mitchell. His whole life should have been someone else's life. The two boys find out what family really means as they face the challenges of realizing that they've been switched at birth. (All the boys will have a pretty big part in this story.)
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014
With A Little Luck reviews
The boys have finally fulfilled their dreams... but how did it all start? How did Kendall, James, Logan, and Carlos become best friends? With a little luck and tons of love, that's how. Full of adorableness and angst! pre-BTR- Please read and review!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
13 Reasons Why reviews
12 year old Katie Knight's dead body is found washed up on the side of a lake. A suicide note is found inside her pocket. Two weeks later, Kendall Knight finds a box of tapes lying on top of his mailbox. In them lies 13 reasons, 13 different people, to blame for Katie's death. Rating may change. Slight AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,436 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kendall, Katie K. - Complete
More Than That reviews
When Logan has a bad day and doesn't do as well as he wanted on his math final, will his friends be there to show him that there's more to him than being smart? Request for EmilieHenderson99!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Concussion reviews
After his friends and family, Kendall Knight's favorite thing was probably ice hockey. Who would have thought that something that meant so much to Kendall would destroy his life?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kendall - Complete
Too Nice reviews
Mrs. Knight knows something is wrong with Carlos, and she's going to find out what. Carlos angst and all kinds of adorableness! Set after Big Time Pranks II.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Carlos, Mrs. Knight - Complete
Vanishing reviews
Carlos Garcia felt like he was vanishing. Everyone who used to care for him had changed completely. People he had trusted in started hurting him, betraying him. He didn't know who would care about him anymore. He knew he wasn't worth it anymore.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,636 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Carlos - Complete
Sanctuary reviews
This is the request story sent in by NattieGirl99. Carlos gets abused by his dad. Will his friends be able to save him from his living nightmare?? ???
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Carlos - Complete
The Dark in Sunshine reviews
Carlos loves pranking a bit too much. Kendall, James, and Logan decide it's time for them to end Carlos's pranking by playing a prank on him themselves. But when their prank goes horribly wrong, and none of them can fix their broken friend. Carlos angst
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,723 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Carlos - Complete
My Lucky Charm reviews
Carlos Garcia is my lucky charm. He's my best friend, my loyal buddy, my little brother, my band mate, my roommate, but most of all, he's my lucky charm. Written for Jarlos Day!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - James, Carlos - Complete
Hurt reviews
When Carlos is bullied one day, who will help him feel better? For FootballandBTR's Anti-Bullying Day!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Carlos - Complete
Bad Call reviews
When Carlos breaks Logan's expensive phone, the two boys' friendships are in serious danger... until Logan finds out what really happened.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Bitten reviews
Truth or Dare is a fun game... until someone gets hurt. Logan Mitchell's life takes a huge turn for the worse... because he got bitten.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,577 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Logan - Complete
Do It Right reviews
Carlos just couldn't do it right... practice after practice, and he was still messing everything up. Why couldn't he just do it right for once? Carlos angst! : Dedicated to Hikari no Kasai for his awesome idea!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Carlos - Complete
Protecting the Innocence reviews
Their words are like knives stabbing into my heart. Why couldn't I do anything right? Everyone was right; I was a useless idiot who was worth nothing. Maybe I should just end this. Once and for all.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,010 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Carlos - Complete
How It Came To Be reviews
Before Big Time Rush was formed, the boys were young innocent boys in Minnesota. Their life was so much easier back then, until shocking secrets almost break them apart.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,835 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Left Behind reviews
Carlos was heartbroken. He was going to be left behind... he was going to have to repeat a whole grade without Kendall, James, or Logan. And there was nothing he could do about it. Or is there?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Carlos - Complete
A Knight's Battle reviews
"Mom! Remember that time I saved you from choking? Wow, that was close!" What did Kendall Knight mean? What is the whole story behind those simple words? One-shot. Please R&R! :
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kendall, Mrs. Knight - Complete