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Joined 06-16-10, id: 2406790, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 75 stories for Kirby, Animal Crossing, Misc. Games, Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Codename: Kids Next Door, Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, iCarly, Happy Tree Friends, and Karate Kid.

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DISCLAIMER: THIS DISCLAIMER SAYS I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING I WRITE ABOUT, ONLY THE PLOT IDEAS/OCs. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS/PLACES/COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. THIS COVERS EVERYTHING I WRITE ABOUT.


HEY YA'LL! Call me Diamond! Or Ivy... or Rachel... or metasgirl... or... YOU FREAK! I don't perfer the last one tho. XD

pic of sector Z. in same posistions of DCFDTL. :D

Star is my Irken name... is that really humanish? Well, her name is Star, and she's tallish, has deep violet eyes and is defective.

[ X] An Irken with a human name.
[X ] A name chosen specifically with special meaning.
[ ] Wears human clothes
[ ] Human way of life, or lives on Earth.
[ ] Lives on Earth without any explanation.
[ ] Was an experiment of some sort.
[ ] Is a rebel
[ X] Is born naturally
[ ] Has no Pak
[ ] Hate the Tallest/s
[ X] The Tallest/s have done something specifically to them or their loved ones.
[ X] Is or was an Invader (Does not count if they were on the IZ registery)
[ ] Is a scientist.
[X] Is a doctor.
[ ] Is an Elite (yes the actual small special ops group)
[ X] Is considered extremely beautiful/handsome
[ ] Has very long antennae (Sorry, no Irken in the show or registry had super long antennae)
[ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant clothing (that does not fit their personality).
[ ] Abuses drugs (heroin, meth, pot, cocaine or Irken/alien equivalents)
[ ] Smokes (just cigarettes)
[ ] Is an alcoholic.
[ ] An eye color unnatural to Irkens (Anything that isn't a varient of purple, red, green, or brown)
[ ] Has a different color for each eye (Doesn't matter what two colors)
[ X] Is a defective (physical or mental)

Current points: 8

Uncommon: (2 points)

[ ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, mechanical limbs, faster natural healing)

[ ] Has a cool nickname or self given title.
[ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant antennae/eyelashes. (more than one tip, stripes/spots/zizags, peircings, dyed tips, heartshaped curls, or shaped specifically after a shape or item)
[ ] Alcoholic without consequence (Never gets hangovers, throw up, organ damage)
[ ] Addicted to drugs without consequence (doesn't withdraw, hallucinate, fuctions normally etc)
[ X] Is insane
[ ] Is a hybrid of 2 or more species (Vortken, Human+Irken, Silhouette+Human etc)
[ ] Cannibal
[X ] Mass Murderer
ONLY SLIGHTLY!
[ ] Resistance leader
[ X] Has a mental disorder
[X ] Split personality
Star and StarEx
[ ] Taller than the Tallest (They're called Tallest for a reason)
] Have been raped
Almost but was saved.
[ ] Is a rapist
[ ] Has single handedly defeated hordes of people
[X ] Is a genius in 1 feild of study (science/medicine/combat)
[ ]Is a genius in more than 1 field of study (Multiply by 2 for each feild) (Nope, she's a fighter through and through)
[X ] Uses a weapon from earth (handgun or Japanese katana. Multiply by 2 if they use a scythe)

[X ] Carries a momento of a loved one or from a past deed.
[X ] Was forced into slavery.
[X ] Was abused.
[ X] Lost a lover or loved one.

[ ] Are they driven by revenge? (Multiply by 2 if they want to revenge against the Tallest)

Current Points: 28

Unnatural: (3 points)

[ ] Is based on social and ethnic stereotypes (geishas, cowboys, emos, goths)
[ ] Can use magic of some sort
[ ] Has no weaknesses
[ ] Immortal
[ ] Is related to a Canon character (Zim's sister, Tallest Red's father)
[ ] Is in love with a Canon character.
[ ] Canon character loves them back
[ ] In a relationship with a Canon character (IE: Zim/Dib/Tallest Red)
[ ] Looks alot like a main character (Like Dib but with BLONDE hair)
[ ] acts alot like a main character (Running around like GIR)
[X ] Has hair, tail, wings (multiply by 3 for each of these your character has)
Has wings. Black with purple veins.
[ ] Is half demon or has demonic traits infused into them
[ ] Can use supernatural powers. (Read minds or levitate objects)
[ ] Is part or full vampire.

Current Points: 31

De-Suifiers: ( Subtract 1 to score for each)

[ ] Over weight (chunky, chubby)
[ ] Are plain looking. (Nothing special but nothing bad)
[ ] Phsyical defect that hinders (extra arm that can't move, blind, deaf)
[X ] Mental disorder that hinders (paranoia or hallucinations)
[X ] Has a phobia (Subtract 1 for each phobia)
(Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.

[ ] Has obvious bad habits (Doesn't bathe, bad hygiene, bites nails)
[ ] Menial job or normal citizen (works as a fast food employee, or is unemployed)
[ ] Works in the military or is a fighter who has actual scars.
[ ] Have been raped and have issues with sex now.
[ ] Are homeless and struggle living day to day.
[ ] Is a smeet (child)
[ ] Selfish and self centered
[ ] Can't fight for beans
[ ] Is physically weak (scrawny, wimpy)

Current Points: 29

De-Suifiers 2: (Subtract 2)
[ ] Ugly (not nice to look at at all)
[ ] Is morbidly obese (Way over the chubby point)
[ ] Is middle to old aged.
[ ] Bad personality (easilly irate or mean)
[X ] Awkward or studders/stares (just a strange person)
Stutters when talking to people taller than her. Poor Star...
[ ] Mentally handicapped (Actually retarded or autistic)

Total: 27


-26 to -5 (Anti-Sue)
Looks like your character either has too many flaws making them annoying in their own right, or have no personality whatsoever. You might want to add some traits to them

-4 to 15 (Normal Character)
Your character has a good balance of good and bad. It's probably best not to tweak them too much more than this.

16 to 30 (Border Sue)
You're bordering Sue-dom but your character is still interesting. Stop while you're ahead.

31 to 116 (Mary Sue)
Mary Sue. Plain and simple

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow- Colors of the Sky
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain- She Loves To Walk in The Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand- Pretty Please?
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral- Escape from Reality
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire- Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm- Please Don't Leave
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation


IZ Questionarre

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: The Crazy Taco

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Uhhhhh... Purple or Zim. OR DWICKY! IDK why dont ask...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Tak and Gaz cuz they're so cool.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Iggins. He brought that punishment on himself.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: GameSlave2, Zim Eats Waffles, Backseat Drivers from Across the Stars, The Wettening, Parent/Teacher Conference of Doom, Halloween Special (forgot the name...) ALL OF THEM BUT Gaz: Taster of Pork

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Tak , Gaz, and Almighty Tallest!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Miyuki then Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Glomp him and scream "aaaaaaaah ZIMMY! TAKE ME TO THE TaLLEST!"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Gaz. She has the same taste of music as me... :3

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Gir cuz he's the reason im stuck here... and i'd drag Gaz along too...

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: Pick him up, carry him to Tak/Gaz and say, "Well, my bedroom's down the hall. Have fun you two!"

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZAGR!!! YESSSS~!

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?

My Answer: "AAAAAAAAAHHHH PURPLE!" I glomp him and scream. "AAAAAAAAAHHHH RED!" I kick him and scream. Then I eat their donuts.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Help Zim plot. OR try and contact the Massive.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES?!" Gir -Zim Eats Waffles

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: "Prepare youself, filthy beast of meat and hair, your magical Loooooove adventure begins NOW!" Zim to Tak -Tak: the hideous new girl.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: "Hey! Hey! Can I ask you something? What are you're species main weaknesses???" Dib

"Hey, who's that large headed kid?" Red

"I don't know, but his head IS large!" Purple

Clears throat* "Um, excuse me, alien scum? Give me your planets coordinates!!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: "HEY! SOMEONES MAKIN DONUTS! WOOOOOOOO!" Purple (forgot the episode)

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: "ITS ME!! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!" later..."I WAS THE TURKEY!! MEEE!!" -backseat drivers from beyond the stars

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: "I'VE GOT MONKIES IN ME!" Gir -Gaz, Taster of Pork


I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

I, metasgirl aka Diamond, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution

Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen. It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic. Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us. I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a believer... hide this away in your heart.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

The Almighty GOD can't be bottled up in a broken,shattered,false,tiny bottle called "RELIGION".HE's the One True God that doesn't settle for this RELIGION nonsense


>>I am partially (like 49%) Gothic. I do not go around decapitating puppies, or cutting myself or crying 24/7, or wearing black, or not smiling! I smile A LOT and laugh A LOT too! I have a really good sense of humor and enjoy people's company.

Goth means that your views are different and not widely accepted by "Normal Society". An example of this would be my style of writing, which incorporates quite a bit of tragedy and suicide.

So people who judge goth's and say that they are "sick" "messed up" "psycho" or "a dark splotch on the bright face of the earth" need to SHUT UP and deal with it. I am goth and proud. ^^

YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME!! That's all. :3


were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me crying.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.Bold the First things...

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST want to kill you if you're not Muslim.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (I'm more of a B+ student but it's close)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention (for example, any colours look good together...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I like to dress unique)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Im not!)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy (CrazyXD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (only partially goth, And I AM CHRISTIAN! AND PROUD OF IT!)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (I don't think I have talent, but my family says I do)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (partially goth, and I'm Christian and proud!)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE (I HATE STEREOTYPES)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (why should anyone worry about popularity?

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (definitely not)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (only partially gothic, but still...)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (NOT! Ask anyone- I am NO wimp.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.

I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?


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Wow i LOve your stories theyre sooo good

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Beautiful. Just...beautiful. 3

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I lurvz it! It's so amazing, I wanna read more! :3

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Ooh, 'un crime passionel!' Sort of ;) But it's full of blood, love and murder, so I think it's a crime passionel.

Wonderfull, short and bloody. Perfect for Halloween. Good job! :D


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The Little Doll of Doom by Gustauve-Drakenhime reviews
Lifting the doll from her bosom, she whispered, "My entire life revolved around you, and you didn't even know to care; and I don't know why that hurts me so much, but it does." *Warning: This story uses proper English and complex sentence structuring: Read at your own risk!* Update: Fourth Chapter is up. Concept Art now exists as well. Check chapter 4 for link.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Tak, Zim, Gir, Skoodge
The Hi Skool Girl by ServanttotheTallest reviews
"I never planned to be involved in the Irken-Resisty war. I never planned to meet Dib and the others, live on the Massive, or know alien leaders on a first-name basis; but we're stuck here, while planets die daily: ours may be next. Moral dilemmas can have the worst timing..." RedXOC. Finally done, for real this time!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,947 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Red, Purple, Zim, Dib - Complete
Fear by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Because EVERYONE is afraid of something. "Believe it or not, his eyeballs were gone! It was soooo weird! But you know, he's my best friend so if he doesn't want his eyeballs, that's his own choice!" A multi chapter about the fears of the Invader Zim cast. UPDATE: Keef added
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011
Bloody Vengence by DJ Shifty reviews
One will die every week. Rated M for gore, swearing, and possible sexual references. Chapter 31, The Lone Officer, now up.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,406 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Paranoia Fuel by HitTheRoad reviews
She looks at him and sees a freak, a criminal. A Flippy/Flaky story, with The Happy Tree Friends as humans, dwelling with their teenage problems during high school.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,968 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
IZ Questionaire of Doom! by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Ask the characters of Invader Zim questions! Or give them dares, whichever you prefer. Let your imagination hit you! Promised hilarity!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 222,034 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Meta Morphine by cheddarbiscuit reviews
I was proud of this once-I don't hate it but I have come to the conclusion that I will NEVER be drunk enough to be brave enough to read this again. I was stupid. I was eighteen. I'm leaving it here so we can all see I haven't improved one little bit.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,651 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Zim, Gaz
Not A Monster by RiddledRose reviews
April Black is a 26 year old psychiatrist who has lived her life trying to fulfill the needs of those around her. When she is reunited with a certain terror from her past, her life is hurled into a downward spiral of madness that knows no end. Completed
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
While The Cats Away by Sideos reviews
Dib has the flu and therefore it falls to Gaz to save the earth from the alien menace, even if she really, really doesn't want too. However, she soon finds herself doing something even more unexpected. Making a friend. Will be ZAGR later.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,129 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Gaz, Zim
Life After Death by Tib Dunncan reviews
Allyson died when she was nineteen. Since then, she's been serving as a Guardian Angel to humans. Now, she is charged with the task of taking care of the Membrane children after their mother's suicide. Only, there's something unusual about the oldest...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Fitting In by imasmurf93 reviews
Kuki's had to go to a different high school than her best friends. Making friends and fitting in is pretty scary when you're on your own, especially depending what group you're fitting in too.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,794 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Snow Day by missionYCO reviews
Dib and Zim are assigned to the same cabin during a field trip, but after some of the students harass Zim the two find themselves spending more time together than they had expected.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Firsts by Prnc Ashee reviews
Squee had shared countless firsts with the scary neighbor man. Series of small oneshots. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Squee, Johnny C.
Let Me Help You by Sideos reviews
A What If story. What if Dib had lived his childhood without Zim ever showing up? What if Zim arrived 20 years late? Can a now older Dib help a young, lonely green skinned child? Or will his childhood dreams change his mind...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Zim, Dib
My Bloody Valentine by SevenOverThree reviews
She didn't expect to find him again; he was supposed to be long gone. So why, of all places, did she find Johnny performing at a nearby concert? And she didn't at all expect to find herself saving him from a man Johnny claims should be long dead.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,812 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Always by Tea Rosarie reviews
From Single to Married to Mother to Dead, she never expected her life to change so drastically ever since that one meeting. My version of the reason why there's no mom for Dib and Gaz in the show. Oneshot that goes to happy to sad.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prof. Membrane - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Songfics by TennisWriter456 reviews
A group of of song-fics all about Link, Zelda, Midna, and Ilia and their stories. All one-shots about love, friendship, hurt, comfort, tragedy, and horror.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Zelda, Link, Midna, Ilia
The Shoes Don't Fit by FTWinterstorm reviews
When a spying attempt goes horribly wrong on Dib's part, he and his alien nemesis learn more about each other's species than they would have ever cared to know...What? Not like that, you pervert! NO PAIRINGS, minor ZaDF.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Zim, Dib
Through the Eyes of a Child by ChaosAngel4us reviews
Angel was alone in a room, strapped to a metal examination table, with no one to talk to but herself. So what did she do? She thought. And when one thinks, epiphanies are formed. After the events of ANGEL: A Maximum Ride Novel. SPOILERS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Angel - Complete
Stars by DoceoPercepto reviews
You usually don't want to see something you are so terrified of. NOT Slash, Nny and Squee father/son relationship. Sort of. Eh, quicfic
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Alone by lilykinz200 reviews
Devi Reflects on stufff/ YEAHH! Death, but i mean its part of the actual storyline death, not my adding deathy-ness like usual...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Emotions by stretch the faunlet reviews
One-shots surrounding Zim and Tak. ZATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Zim, Tak
Dooky Happens by Coniine reviews
Zim had forgotten. Dib never realized. All it took was an intergalactic war for Zim and Dib to see that there was no time for a kids game. -light ZADR, rated for violence-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,864 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zim, Dib
Love Potion of Doom by MaMbMc reviews
Zim recreates the human hormone that cause affection, but is unaware that it is much stronger than the real thing. GIR accidentally spills it everywhere, and he gets exposed to it...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Zim, Zita - Complete
Invader Boy by LoneTaku reviews
Gaz finds Zim crying in an alleyway after a rainy night, and five years later, his reason sees his face up on the stage, standing next to HER. His reason may or may not regret it's decision. Please read! Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Living a Lie by half-breedMiralian reviews
He hadn't had to deal with a suicidal alien before. Then again, he hadn't expected himself to be craving the presence of the alien either.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Tigerstar's Downfall by AuthorSpotty reviews
He was gone, just gone.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Sandstorm, Tigerstar - Complete
Friendship, Romance, and Jealousy by A New Side Of Awesome reviews
The best Wally/Kuki moments of the series that include a lot of friendship, a little hint of romance, and a touch of jealousy.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Eternity by DeathlyFlames reviews
Irkens live for practically an eternity. They don't have friends. Friends just hinder their progress. Zim is not friends with Dib. But that doesn't mean Zim doesn't miss him.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hardship by Greyy-Eyess reviews
Dib reflects on his mother's death during a report on what he wants to be when he grows up. And he can't help but wonder...why is Zim acting so troubled? One-Shot. Mild ZADF near the end if you squint your eyes hard.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Another Place by Lyssa117 reviews
What if Dumbledore had really thought things through and NOT had the Dursleys raise Harry? How would things be different? I just wanted to tweak this one detail and see what would happen...Please read and review! : Rate T for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Harry P.
Admiration by A Righter reviews
How an strange onlooker views Zim's skool life.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Zim - Complete
Don't kill yourself by fairychix26 reviews
If you do you will end up like me - ok so it's a little hard to under stand but it is Gaz talking to Dib
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
The Blank Page by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is given the homework assignment of writing a simple, one page story. Thing is, he's never written anything before in his life. Being creative is 'unirken'. Zim however soon discovers the joy of creativity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Zim - Complete
I walked every day wishing by fairychix26 reviews
Wishing someone would notice me
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
New Divide by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Years ago, Tallest Red promised to protect illegally-born smeets. This plan didn't quite work out. Two words-CIVIL WAR. But what happens when Earth gets involved? PS There's also some DATR, ZADF and ZAGR. Most of the OCs die, so don't worry 'bout 'em.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Zim, Dib
You taught me that by fairychix26 reviews
How not to care this is in responce to metasgirl's contest rated T for death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Almighty Invader Bugz reviews
What happens when Gaz falls from a balcony and spends a month with an unlikely companion? In High-Skool I'm bad at summaries
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Inner Torment by A Righter reviews
It's snowing in the Spring. Zim looks out the window. Here are his thoughts. Contest entry, first submission
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Zim - Complete
Theme song of DOOM! by TooAwesome4Words reviews
Basically this is the Phineas and Ferb theme song. Converted to Invader Zim. Oneshot. First thing I've ever posted on Fanfiction .net. I do not own Invader Zim OR Phineas and Ferb.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Black Roses by Monochrome Masquerade reviews
ONESHOT. We all couldn't help but wonder what happened to Tak at the end of "Tak:The Hideous New Girl", right? Well, here's my guess. R&R please.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tak - Complete
Night of the Slashed by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
...And this is why Party Poison will NEVER write ZaDr, TaGr, or RaPr. Ever.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
The Flitting by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT. Zim is put into an asylum with Dib as company. He has no idea why he's there, although perhaps one can see why if they look hard enough. Sometimes one has to read between the lines and notice the little things to get the full picture. NO ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Tell me what you want by pleasingXapparel reviews
A one shot about two of our favorite characters...see if you can guess who. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
A week of parenting by imasmurf93 reviews
After the confusion of where Kuki had aquired a baby. The KND discover the 'joys of being a parent'.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
MarySue, we hate you by Invader Gilly reviews
No longer a one shot showing the most horrible species known to fangirl kind - The Mary-Sue
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
One Final Encounter by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
/One-Shot/ Zim has finally been caught and is now in the labs of a certain scientist where they meet one last time. Considered ZADF Zim and Dib Friendship
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
10 Songs: ZATR Version! by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Rules: 1 Pick a pairing you like. 2 Turn your music on shuffle. 3 Write a drabble/fic related to each song that plays, no extra time! 4 Do ten of these then post away! :D "He looked at her, and she met his eyes… and smiled."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
Zim looks for batteries! by Familiar47 reviews
When Zim's PAK is stolen, he has to rely on an Emergency PAK. Problem: It constantly needs to charge! If you watched Crank or Crank 2 you'll see the similarities. One-shot! Please note this was made in a rush, so expect grammar mistakes I'll fix later.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Hopeful Romance by heartofstone15 reviews
In honor of Saint Valentine's day, I give you a mockery of romance pairings. I own nothing. NOTHING, YOU HEAR ME! NOOOTHHHINGGGGG!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011
Surrender by Sky Minuet reviews
Good things come when you let an injured friend into your house.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - [Flippy, Flaky] - Complete
Click by Torchwood6 reviews
Snap decisions. You have just a few moments to make a choice, so you do. And then you regret it every day for the rest of your life...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
KND Question and Answer by A Visionary Skeptic reviews
I have locked up the KND cast in a room and I'm making them answer your every question. Hurry up before they find some way to escape.Pairings depend on questions and a special guest will be commenting. HINT: not me but a certain character XD info inside
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,269 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
86x60 by ryt-'nd-Run13 reviews
Sweet, funny, romantic, sad, angsty oneshots inspired by the sonG growing old with you...I'M BACK! 5th CHAPTER UP...SMILE...Please READ and REVIEW
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60
Therapy In Space by Red Witch reviews
Dib, Zim and Gaz resort to drastic measures in order to contain their bickering.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
The Magical Love Adventure by LackOfMonkey reviews
She knew teaching an alien how to be in a relationship would be difficult, but not THIS difficult. ZAGR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Gaz, Zim
We all have secrets by pleasingXapparel reviews
what happens when Tak steals a very important book of Zims? one that has just the right amount of dirty little secrets in it? oh dear.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zim, Tak
Alone by Crazygirl313 reviews
Gaz has a softer side no one ever sees. Because no one understands, not since SHE died. Sad, rated for sorrow and cuz I'm paranoid. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Gaz - Complete
The Kinzak War by ZimFan21 reviews
Complete! Zim finally discovers the truth about his mission, Tak is sent to kill him, Zim falls in love with her, war is declared, and Tak secretly discovers Zim's mysterious past. Will Zim save the Irken Empire or who he cares about most? Z&TR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Zim, Tak - Complete
The Halfling by Keyearna Rainheart reviews
This is a story about what it might have been like for Severus, growing up as a half-blood, down the stree from Lily Evans Potter. This story is dark, and contains spoilers, so read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Cissarella by Megan13 reviews
Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dreams Is Weird by Red Witch reviews
Dib and Zim are sharing dreams. This could be a problem. Especially when it starts annoying Gaz.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Happy Tree Friends with hats by McQueenfan95 reviews
A short series based on a dream I had where Flippy was staying with me at my house. Yes, I fell asleep watching Llamas with hats. I'm sorry. Some language, blood and gore and some Flippy/Cuddles. Rated M to be safe.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles - Complete
ZAGR Drabble by Crazygirl313 reviews
Gaz could have whatever she wanted. And she wanted him. My first drabble, exactly 100 words. Ever notice how in most ZAGRs, Zim is the one who takes/wants Gaz? Welcome to the real world, where Zim doesn't like humans, but doesn't have a choice. I own nada
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Brave Hearts by imasmurf93 reviews
When Fanny is captured, Patton is more than anxious to save her.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Stitches' Birthday by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
What was supposed to be a fun birthday party turns into something much more horrifying. One-shot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
I remember,do you? by Numbuh28and12 reviews
This is about what happened after they got decommisioned.When they are all 16 years old they reunite at school and remember during a field trip. 1/362, 3/4, 2/5, 83/84, and 86/60.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
Memories of a past life by Invader Nav reviews
Dib blacks out one day during skool, and has memories of a past life as an Irken named Bid. He's remembering the day his Tallest Miyuki helped him become the first Irken resurrected in a human body. He's also remembering how Zim screwed it all up. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dib, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
Pretty by heartofstone15 reviews
Gir thinks she's pretty. Oneshot. Gir and Tak romance. Thanks,Jugendfrei., for the idea. I own absolutly nothing at all.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Gir, Tak - Complete
A ZAGR Story by Crazygirl313 reviews
Gaz just wanted to be left alone. So she started going to Zim's house after skool. After all, no one liked Zim. ZAGR! One-Shot! Rated T cuz I'm paranoid!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
ZAGR 50 Sentence Challenge by Shadowfang14 reviews
A collection of 50 sentences revolving around ZIm and Gaz.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Choices by tmcala reviews
She barely knows him and yet she wants so much to happen between them. 3/4 with 1/362 2/5 60/86
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Antennae by LackOfMonkey reviews
Zim and Tak's antennae become stuck together by accident. Hilarity ensues, along with something else. ZATR. COMPLETE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
30 Little ZaTR Things by The Writer Of Stories reviews
Woo! What happens when I find a random word generator and feel like writing ZATR? This! Rated K for kissing. ZATR if you didn't catch that.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
In the Rain by creative-writing-girl13 reviews
In the rain in the graveyard two matching graves of soul mates that died to young stood side by side. WARNINGS: Contains severe depression Two Main Character Deaths. Very sad, but it had to come out. 3/4 hints of 2/5/ Rated T
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Replaced Friends Can Never be Replaced by Number 8.0 reviews
A new girl joins Sector V in the absence of Numbuh 1. Another one of those New girl/boy that joins sector V. This story is a two-shot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Zim Lover's Dream by Crazygirl313 reviews
What happens when an Invader Zim fangirl meets the real Invader Zim? World ending chaos. READ IT, I COMMAND YOU, HUMAN WORM-BABY!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Zim
In the Rain by LiebeMaja reviews
What happens when a storm rolls in? What does Harvey do? One-shot. T for certain things...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Lee/Numbuh 84, Sonya/Numbuh 83 - Complete
Blocks by pleasingXapparel reviews
Just a cute one-shot of two smeets before their invader times. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Tak, Zim
Self Control by ThatsSoSuiteLifeOf-iCarly reviews
Sick of their childish bickering, Carly decides to lock Sam and Freddie in the iCarly Studio to force them to work out their issues. What happens when you lock two people who hate each other in a room together? Absolute hell. -A Seddie One-Shot-
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Gone by Crazygirl313 reviews
Gir would give anything to make Zim happy. Even his life. Character death, mild zagir. One-shot. Exactly 700 words. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Sue by Torchwood6 reviews
A new girl joins Dib and Zim's class. Her past is conflicting, her hair, eyes, and name change with alarming frequency, and she has six names. Looks like another Mary Sue! Fortunately, Dib and Zim are prepared…
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by Scarlet Pikachu reviews
A certain green bear is hurt in a horrible way one night, but his attacker isn't quite done yet. Can he face this enemy, or will he succumb to the pain? Warning, severe violence, rated for mature audiences, don't read if you can't handle the content.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Flippy
A Tragic End by Poehlaris reviews
Johnny commits another horrendous act of violence, but this time he regrets it. This time it cost him something he can never get back. Rated M for violence and coarse language. One-sided JohnnyXDevi.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [Devi D., Johnny C.] - Complete
WHO YOU'D BE TODAY by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Zim died, and Tak is sad and lonely. she goes to his grave, and something happens. a song-fic. i do not own the song 'Who You'd Be Today'. its owned by Kenny Chesney. please Read and Reveiw. *BAD DAY surprize chapter made into a one-shot*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Tak, Zim - Complete
I Promise by Iris McKennen reviews
"Can you play it everyday?" Kuki x Wally oneshot. Review please.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Dancing with Feeling by saturnbug reviews
Wally and Kuki have a ballroom dancing class together, will this be his chance to finally confess how he feels? Or will he be dancing alone? 3/4 2/5 1/362
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Future Kids by littlemissfg reviews
Sector V, the supreme leader, and Numbuhs 60,86,5250 and A all have their work cut out for them, when their future kids come back to their time. The kids need their help, what is it, and will they be able to get them home?.. Rated T since there's swear words, and also humor.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,653 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Jimmy/Master President, Lizzie D. - Complete
Wacked Romance by Crazygirl313 reviews
Behind the scenes of Invader Zim! What do the IZ characters think of the romance pairings we fans have put on them?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
A Sims 3 Story by claramadesouffles reviews
I was just playing the Sims; an innocent game of the Sims. Why did it have to drag me inside? You don't have to play the Sims to understand it Rated T because I'm paranoid. **Full Summary Inside**
Sims - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
Average Day of Doom For The Tallest by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what a normal day in the Tallests' lives is like? No? Well you're gonna find out anyway.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Obsessed by wolfishmeow reviews
Nigel Uno has a weird obsession that is practically ruling his life! How will his friends help to cure it? One Shot :
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2
Who's in Love with Who Now? by Ysavvryl reviews
Rumors of love are flying in the air. But what's the truth behind all the gossip?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Understand by wolfishmeow reviews
Wallabee Beetles can't stand anything girly. Kuki Sanban, on the other hand, loves anything that is plush and cute. What will happen whenever the two are left alone when Sector V leaves the Treehouse? YAYAYAYAY I'M DONE :
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Romeo, Juliet and then Sum by rweasleys reviews
The title is a pun Hoagie worthy. Just another drabble/one-shot thing that goes with For the Love of Math.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Because He Doesnt Like Batman by KNDFANGIRL reviews
A One-Shot! Kuki says no to a date with The Kid...why? Abby and Kuki have a debate. Better than it sounds! PLEASE R&R!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Codename: Kids Next Door Operation: ALONE by Bioweapon 155 reviews
You know how Kuki is a year and a half younger than the rest of sector V? That means that after the rest of the team turns 13 and is decomissioned, she will still have a year and a half left to go... Based on a Deviantart picture. I don't own anything!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Hate? Like? Love? by Straight-Edge Savior reviews
Just a small Zaz ZimxGaz story, I thought of. Nothing much. Hope you like it. Remember to read and review. Please, and thank you.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Now We're Tallest by SaitouMiharu reviews
Every spoken or unspoken rumor about it was filled with pain, misery, and horrible, unavoidable trauma and suffering. Red and Purple go to the Tallest Ritual to have their thumbs cut off.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
A Beautiful Concept by CatrienStardust reviews
... But an impossible reality. ZaGr.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Mutualism by Scarlet Pikachu reviews
Two different people, both mad at someone they dwell with. Their paths cross in a bar, and discover they could benefit from the others company. Rated for alcohol, a drunk, semi-flirty Evil Flippy, and quite a bit of profanity. Twoshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Flippy, Lifty - Complete
A Fluffy Field Trip by Wallabee wannabe reviews
First of all: This story is in another universe from After Operation Sprout WallyxKuki, because they aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet, but that that doesn't mean they aren't in the end. Real Summary: Can love spring from a simple field trip?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Finding Happiness by tater06 reviews
Kuki's life is full of loneliness and misery. She has lost all confidence, and has grown shy, scared, and incredibly sad. All she wants is happiness. And Wallabee Beetles will be the person to give it to her. FINISHED. Last chapter in three parts.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,657 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
The Dangers of Physicals by Red Witch reviews
Another plan to get rid of Zim, another headache...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
I'll come to your funeral by pleasingXapparel reviews
i can't really sumerize it so you'll just have to read it! it involves gir, though. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gir, Mimi
It Begins Again by Jack Hamataro Kamiya reviews
October 2015 and Hobbes in now in the possession of a young 5-year-old girl who is the offspring of some familiar characters. Follow the girl and her trust companion on a day in the life of a child and her tiger.Also see what became others. Enjot. Oneshot
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Everything Ends With Nny by ragdolljazz reviews
A new arrival at the Casil household has Johnny acting... Neighbourly, Squee jumpier than ever, and Shmee wishing he could strangle her. OC present, but no official pairing -INDEFINITE HIATUS-
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,624 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Advertisement by blueskiesahead reviews
They were two peas in an adrenaline junkie, screaming and shouting pod. Fanny and Patton sentences, for Numbuh 212's 100 prompt challenge.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60
Personal Hell by heartofstone15 reviews
Once again, the small Irken awoke from the nightmare only to realize it was yet to be over. ZaGr Tell me what you think of it. I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Earth Calling by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
War: Battle For Meekrob by StephReyna93 reviews
The Irken Race is at war with the Meekrob and Resisty. Years after Zim learn the truth of his mission, Zim and Tak got married and are expecting, Zim must fight to protect his friends and family to start a new life. COMPLETE! Part 1 of a Trilogy
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Girl's Choice Dance by MissMarsbar reviews
What will happed when school has a girl's choice dance? Will this be a night to remember? Contains 3/4, 1/362, 2/5, and 86/60
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
A 'cut' above the average by imasmurf93 reviews
My KND version of Edward Scissorhands, A villian holds an experiment on Wally, Kuki feels guilty. hopefully better than it sounds. 3/4 slight other pairing hints
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Hero by rockinsox13 reviews
Numbuh 3 is scared and who can save her? 3x4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
If Only by Tollian reviews
When Zim blew up the snack machine and trapped Tak, making her miss her test, Tak's life went in a certain direction. But what would have happened if Zim had seen her and helped her out? AU
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Tak, Zim - Complete
A Rare Event by Celestial Dragon in flight reviews
Dib and Zim see a rainbow.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Gone Cubal by Shmellow reviews
After moving away from her old town for four years, Elly decides she should take a visit and see her old friend, Melba. In Elly's absence, however, the town has fallen apart, and just being there is dangerous. Oneshot, rated T for safety.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
For You by Ladyoflalaland reviews
Gir gives Gaz a flower. Oneshot GAGF
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
Against the odds by imasmurf93 reviews
Kuki's got a new boyfriend, and surprise surprise, Wally doesn't like him. But is there anything more to Kurt than he's showing? I suck at summaries, please R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,894 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Marble Angel by Illisandria Carthain reviews
Gaz and Dib did this every week or so, talking to the one that had left them to be with God. They loved here still and she listened to their day. DAGF. Oneshot. Thanks inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Those Copy and Paste things on Your Profile by kittylover529 reviews
Baically the title...you know all that stuff on people's profiles? Well, theyre made into stories...and it will only get better!Multiple couples of 1/362 2/5 3/4 and stuff...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010
Her Big Sister by rockinsox13 reviews
Numbuh 5 is left with her older sister Cree who will never hurting Numbuh 5, but sometime people can change
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Cree L./Numbuh 11 - Complete
Speechless by Laurie43 reviews
He left me speechless Oneshot
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
In Time by CodeLyokoIsTheBest reviews
Number 1 in the 'Time' series. Why do you want to build this thing anyway?" “It’s the invention Numbuh 52's dad was going to make before his decommissioning. Even if he didn’t finish it, Numbuh 52 will.” 3/4 2/5 1/362 86/60 23/35
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Falling Fast by wherever-you-wander reviews
He wondered how she did that. How she could make one smile fill him with envy, and one tear break his heart into pieces. -NOW A TWO-SHOT-
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Yule Be Sorry, An HTF Fanfic by VGAddict reviews
A new fanfic in honor of Christmas! R&R please!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Child's Play by Ramenette reviews
If Lee was old enough to have crushes on girls, he had a feeling he'd have a crush on Sonya. LeeSonya
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Lee/Numbuh 84, Sonya/Numbuh 83 - Complete
She likes me She likes me not 3x4 by Nidsslamgirl-KND reviews
Major 3/4 fluff! #3 and #4 are fighting nonstop and ARE STILL NOT TOGETHER! The delightful children are hosting a "party" and as a mission # 3 & 4 have to go...TOGETHER! CHAP 19 UP! REVIEW!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
Secrets of KND by imasmurf93 reviews
Why are Hoagie and Wally not always involved in KND meetings? Hoagie finally forces Wally to ask Kuki out, but she's acting pretty wierd.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
You Look Flushed, a Happy Tree Friends Fanfic by VGAddict reviews
What started out as a simple trip to the bathroom, ends in chaos. This is my first fanfic, so be nice!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
100 Percent Juice by TheNocturne reviews
Wally realizes something that he should have realized a long time ago, through the wonderful magic of juice. One-shot, with some vague Kuki/Wally.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Horror Movies by TheNocturne reviews
After an evening that included watching a horror movie, Kuki is more terrified than she thought she would be. One-shot, Kuki/Wally
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
ABC's of Growing Up by wherever-you-wander reviews
Because you can't be a kid forever. Wally/Kuki drabble.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Screaming by TheNocturne reviews
A thunderstorm, a broken heart, and a sound that rips out through the throat. The only warmth is inside his arms. NOW A TWO-SHOT. Kuki/Wally
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
The Princess Bride by imasmurf93 reviews
One of my favorite films, Wally/Kuki
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Glass Eyes by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Tell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Birthday Breakfast by Celestial Dragon in flight reviews
Two boys sneak into the kitchen to prepare a birthday breakfast for their mother, occures several years before the events of JTHM or Invader Zim take place
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
Above the Ground by TheNocturne reviews
There are only a few certain people who are allowed to share Hoagie's favorite experience. One-shot, Abby/Hoagie.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Recalling a Dream by N-to the-O-to the-A reviews
Devi is working at the insane asylum, what happens when she sees Johnny being dragged unconsious to a cell? one shot, my first fanfic... :
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Theatre Crashers by wherever-you-wander reviews
-"You know Wally," said Ace cockily "I know something you don't know." - Wally and Ace have never been the best of friends. So when Ace gets the chance to pull a prank on Wally, he takes it. Set during Operation L.O.V.E. Contains 3/4 and Ace/Kuki.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ace/The Kid - Complete
Kirby Discovers the Caramelldansen by Crazy ASN reviews
Self-explanitary. Using characters from the Kirby anime universe. Bumped up the rating for two swears.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Not Just a Pretty Face by L100Meganium reviews
Rover loves traveling and seeing new places and new faces...but when he meets a mysterious cat with no face and learns of a strange curse afflicting her, how will he react? Rover x Blanca
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Barrel Notices by BraeBrae Baby reviews
Lock/Shock Whats going on between Lock and Shock? What's Barrel got to do with anything? R&R no flames please! Dedicated to my TNBC buddy Karina AKA Spini's Sally
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Shock, Lock - Complete
Gumdrops by Cuppycake Batter reviews
Ah yes...candy. A sweet, sometimes sour or spicy, flavor in the mouth. It's hard to resist, right? Well, a certain masked puffball learns about candy and finds that he likes it...a little TOO much.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
He Loves Me Not by hoshi-myuu reviews
We all know that little game. Pick off the petals of a flower, and recite "he loves me, he loves me not". Fumu doesn't believe it really tells the truth, until she meets someone in the castle's flower garden. Anime Based. Meta Knight x Fumu. OneShot.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Operation SCHOOL DANCE by FoxieSango reviews
There's a new operative in town. Will he win Numbuh 3's heart? Couples: Can't tell ya, it'd ruin the surprise! Read and Review! Rating changed to T for slight violence.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,623 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2004
Ocean Breeze by hoshi-myuu reviews
The peace of night. The ocean breeze. The warmth of a heart. I suck at summaries. Meta Knight/Kirby father-son fic. OneShot.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Meta Knight by hoshi-myuu reviews
Fumu had had it up to here with all of the weird things Meta Knight does. She deided to make a hate list, but is it really a HATE list? OneShot, Onesided Meta Knight x Fumu, Fumu's POV.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Gyroids by Settle4Perfection reviews
All is peaceful in the town of Farway. Until Crazy Redd showed up with these wacky robots called, "gyroids." Everyone loves them, but there's something odd about them. Are they really all they're cracked up to be?
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
When Worlds Collide WereCat's Curse by EmpoweredWolfWrath reviews
The sequel to When Worlds collide. Amber Is starting to notice she Is not healing from WereCat's attack. Now she must go to Dream Land to seek help. This was origionally first person so it might have some referances to that in there.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Marshmallows by Umbreon Mastah reviews
Oneshot. A story of four friends, marshmallows, and a conveniently placed stick.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
When Worlds Collide by EmpoweredWolfWrath reviews
She never asked for this to happen. Now she must help then get home. This is my first story so be nice FINISHED!
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Poem of my Love by breezy-kuki reviews
Years pass and Kuki realises that she'll never love anyone as much as she loves her ex-boyfriend. There was one problem: her current boyfriend. How could she be with her ex again if she is already in a romantic relationship? Kuki x Wally Oneshot.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Now and Forever by Dance in the Moonlight reviews
Lock, Shock and Barrel have always been cohorts, companions, friends. But times are changing, and the trio are growing up. Can they withstand the romances, fights and misadventures to remain "birds of a feather, now and forever"? LockxShock, BarrelxOC R&R
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Aussie by Eve Royal reviews
Sometimes she wondered why she cared for him. Especially when it was so obvious that he wanted nothing to do with her or anything she loved. Wally/Kuki Slight spoilers from Operation: ZERO
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Fun With Disguises by DeterminedX2 reviews
COMPLETE. In an attempt to learn more about Irkens, Dib disguises himself as Tak and goes undercover to live with Zim. Soon Zim creates an incredibly stupid device, inspired by seahorse reproduction. And that's only the beginning ...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,356 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Guilt by hewhoistomriddle reviews
AU. If Snape died before Lily. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Love Marmots by Selanp reviews
Oneshot. ZAGR. Gaz is walking home from skool when Zim comes to her with a proposition...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Rainbow by Numbuh 212 reviews
The kids of Sector V sleep, and as they sleep, dream. [Oneshot. Number 19 of my 100 Theme Challenge]
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Platonic Life by Sideos reviews
Gaz has never needed anyone, never felt attracted to anyone and never wanted to. But now, she begins to question why, which causes her life to tear at the seams as she comes to terms with who she is, and what it is to be an asexual.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaz
One day by Taxene reviews
Tallest Miyuki comes to visit the Irken training school and she has some very important information for the future Tallest.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
No Happy Ending by LackOfMonkey reviews
[Oneshot] There are some things in this world that should just be kept silent with no happy ending.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Dib
Inanimate by Lael Adair reviews
Zim tensed. This was his favorite part. This was where he was the closest, where he actually thought he could feel it. Was this it? The magic of creation? Of animation? Of sentience and consciousness? It had to be. This time...it had to be... -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Special Day by Annie-chan reviews
Almighty Tallest fic. Life has been rather boring for Tallest Miyuki lately, until one day she receives word of a rare set of twins born in the palace smeetery. UPDATE: The challenge at the end of the fic has been discontinued. Sorry, folks.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Original by MissMune reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. Dear Dib, I’m not quite sure how to write this… I've tried to write you so many times before, but…
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Gretchen - Complete
Bear Trapped by DemonSurfer reviews
Gaz didn't expect a blizzard to hit her town. She also didn't expect to find Zim caught in a bear trap sixty feet from her house. OneShot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Lost Chances by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
Sometimes you don't know what you want until your chance to have it is gone.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Fumu/Tiff, Meta-Knight - Complete
After Operation CATS by tater06 reviews
I know Operation C.A.T.S. was made a long time ago, but this is what I think happened when they all return home after saving Numbuh 4. 34 oneshot. Read and Review please!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
The Bad Man Is Gone by VootCruisin reviews
Screams from a mother, that is the worst kind.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by VootCruisin reviews
Has music ever moved you to tears?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Hello Contradiction by M i s s. CANDYcancer reviews
I was never one to regret many things. [oneshot Gazcentric]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Embrace by Essyllus reviews
It’s just a hug. Really, it’s as simple as that. [Sonya x Lee, ficlet]
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Never The Same by Katylar reviews
A long oneshot about a life freely lived. Zimcentric, with Dib, Gaz and Gir. Hints of tragic ZAGR and ZADF. Angsty and maybe dark. Please Read And Review!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Fortune Cookie by December'sRose reviews
It’s funny how a small piece of paper can bring two lovebirds together WallyxKuki
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Evils by Lael Adair reviews
An Invader Zim drabble, exactly 100 words.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Dib - Complete
From Irk with Love by Sideos reviews
ZADR parody. This is my first but not last Zim fic. UPDATE! I split the story into 2 chapters for your reading delight.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Status Quo by Lael Adair reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Dib - Complete
Warrior's Secret by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
A year after Nightmare's defeat, news of a dark army shatters the short time of peace. Meta Knight leads Kirby and his comrades on another desperate journey to defeat him once and for all. Will uncovering Kirby's secrets be the key? Completed.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,938 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, Knuckle Joe, Silica/Sirica - Complete
Cell Mates by RekiChan reviews
[One Shot] Numbuhs 2 and 86 await decommissioning together. The briefest hints of 2x86 because they need more of a fandom.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2, Fanny F./Numbuh 86 - Complete
Twenty Four Hours by Pikastarr reviews
Numbuh Four's not having the best of days...and he has to spend this particular day with Numbuh Three. Alone. Oh, the Rainbow Monkey horror. Warning: Cavity-inducing 34! [Ch. 8: A little visit from the Delightful Children can cause a few problem
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
Stars by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
Something was calling to him.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
TOUGH by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[oneshot, 34] You weren’t supposed to find your soul mate when you were ten. But then again… he had never been one to follow the rules
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Operation: THEKISS by Pikastarr reviews
The KND are now 17, and Wally is going through a difficult, yet humorous, period of his life. Not only are his feelings for Kuki returning, but KND HQ needs the old KND for something although they are well-past thirteen? 34, slight 15. Ch. 8 - Huge twist!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,333 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003
First Love by RekiChan reviews
[One Shot] Numbuh 4 goes to Numbuh 3's room to distract her, why? And what's that scary noise that she keeps hearing?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Invaders Need No one by Darqx reviews
(One-shot) Zim is forced to reassess this statement as he talks to an injured Gir.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
How I First Met You by kosumi reviews
Kuki experiences her first day of school and makes friends with Nigel and Hoagie. She also discovers her enemy: The Delightful Dorks. Now there's a new bad boy in town. Goes by Wallabee
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,288 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Holding Onto One Another's Hand by Pikastarr reviews
Just a little 3/4 songfic type thingy... Numbuh 4's Dad decides to, once again, take him to one of those "daughter" days... R/R please! ^^
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003
Should I? Should't I? by IwillmarryJustinTimberlake reviews
Lock and Shock wait for Barrel. Alone...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2003
Codename: Kids Next Door, Falling For You by ClapOfThunder reviews
Originally, I planned on making this a series. But it's best to keep this as it is...enjoy reading! I hope everyone likes it.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Almost Human by Spacefille reviews
Takes place five years in the future. Zim is dying, and life changes permanently for Gaz when she decides to help out the little alien her brother hates. Contains mild ZAGR. Beware the rain. Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
My Invader Zim Poem! by GLiTTeRFaiRY reviews
Er, self explanatory. I wrote a poem about my obsession with Invader Zim! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002
The Friday the 13th Before Valentine's Day by DeterminedX2 reviews
Dib’s Valentine’s Day plan goes horribly wrong when he tries to hypnotize Zim. ZAGR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
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Those Three reviews
When the Happy Tree Friends plus a few friends Leave on a vacation, three cerial killers will come back to enact their revenge. ***NOW ACCEPTING OCS*** Rated for language, violence, gore, and sexual references. NO LEMONS/LIMES.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011
The Perfect Prom reviews
It would be the perfect prom. Well, that's kinda unlikely, since Dib is in charge. It's also cliched.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
He Feels No Sorrow reviews
It was his duty.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Zim - Complete
Rage reviews
She felt so cold. Abandoned. Angry. So angry. All the freaking time. Minor blood.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Home reviews
She was finally home.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Only When reviews
The rain falls I feel myself.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Do You Love Me? reviews
Do You Hate Me?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Rescue reviews
Zim rescues Gaz from a gang of bullies, but it's not all that it seems.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Zim, Gaz
I Hate You So Much reviews
I love you so much.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
I Could See That Happening reviews
If I hold you, would you let me go? Let me fall? Let me drown? I could see that happening.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Zim - Complete
She Loves To Walk in The Rain reviews
So nobody can see her crying. A Who-Am-I story. Number 30 out of my 100-Theme Challenge!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011
Zim's Life in 50 Topics reviews
Sometimes when Zim was on a rant, he gained so much momentum he couldn't stop. Literally.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Zim, Dib
Fire reviews
He is unscathed, but his heart is cracked. Number 89 out of my 100-Theme Challenge
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gaz, Zim
Gazelene and the Irken reviews
A twist on the fairy tale Beauty and the Beast. An IZ twist!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Snow reviews
Six figures stand, watching the snowy landscape.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
They Killed Me Three Times reviews
I think I'm dead...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Zim - Complete
I Just Want To Run reviews
To hide. To scream. Drabble.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
I'm Going To Destroy You! reviews
In honor of the world not ending yesterday... I'm GOING to DESTROY you!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
My Life Flashes Before My Eyes reviews
Oh, There You Are Again.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
My Head Held High reviews
I walk through town.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
She Would Never Love Him reviews
It was, as he mused later in life, kind of a forbidden, one-sided love.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Iggins, Gaz - Complete
The Ouija Board reviews
At first, it was only an after school activity for the two outcasts. But when it becomes one girls way of life, how will her partner react?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Zim, Gaz
Her Violin reviews
"You know…" She whispered, choked up by the tears, "It's been hard without you two…"
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Monday reviews
I picked up the gun, but then I set it down.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Daddy, Zim Brought A Gun To School reviews
Trying to kill Dib. I saw him pull the trigger, And I jumped in the way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Gaz - Complete
He Knew It Was Wrong reviews
His concious told him so.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Innocence reviews
That word made no sense. What did it mean, really?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Can You Hear Me? reviews
Hear my screams? Hear my anguish?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Waiting Patiently reviews
In the junkyard. The trusting robot waited.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gir - Complete
He Picked Up the Gun reviews
And swung it around. "It's not even loaded." he said with a frown.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Red, Purple - Complete
Angel Wings Stained Red with Blood reviews
Devil horns cracked and broken. I'm not sure where I'd go.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Let My Sadness Escape reviews
Wish that I could do the same.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Life is Depressing reviews
Death is sadistic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Get Out of My Face reviews
Don't need someone to love me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Gaz - Complete
Star reviews
She made a vow right there and then. To escape. To kill the Tallest. And most of all, to live without love.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Fate is Twisted reviews
The defective, the fallen, the sadistic, the warped, and the twisted. Here they gather.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
A Mother's Pride and Joy reviews
She was proud, don't get me wrong. But if you were the Tallest, and you had two illegal sons on your hands, you spaz. A lot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
And When He Cries At Night reviews
There's no one to dry his tears.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Zim - Complete
Lucky Star reviews
They say be afraid You're not like the others. Boy, you're my lucky star.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Tak, Zim - Complete
The Legacy Continues reviews
What he had may be little in the eyes in the Tallest, he thought, but to him, it was worth more than Irk itself. Little did he know, the Tallest would give just about anything for that. Or do anything. Like kill.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Survival reviews
When twenty four teens are dumped on a deserted island by a mysterious black-haired girl, friendships shatter and romance blossoms.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010
Interviews II reviews
When the KND cast is invited over to answer questions asked by YOU, the viewers, truths spin out of control and hilarious answers are sure to leave the audience in tears.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010
New Days reviews
What would happen if Numbuhs 1,2,3,4,5,60,and 86 went on a top secret mission together? With thier kids? It would be called- Vacation.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010
Scarlet Kisses reviews
He saw past her facade quickly, but pretended not to. Halloween Special.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Patton D./Numbuh 60, Fanny F./Numbuh 86 - Complete
Scream reviews
A word she naturally associated with darkness. A bonus to New Days- the New Sonya!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sonya/Numbuh 83 - Complete
Escape from Reality reviews
She grinned with malevolence, the same kind of fury that she possessed when the ice-cream men threatened her with the darkness and such. Number 85 out of my 100-theme challenge.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sonya/Numbuh 83, Lee/Numbuh 84 - Complete
Please don't leave me reviews
I always say how I don't need you.But it's always gonna come right back to this. Number 96 out of my 100-theme challenge.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
Colors of the Sky reviews
She does look like a rainbow, doesn't she? Number 18 out of my 100 theme challenge. Dedicated to MaxandFang101
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Sonya/Numbuh 83, Lee/Numbuh 84 - Complete
Pretty Please? reviews
Please? Number 35 out of my 100-theme challenge.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sonya/Numbuh 83, Lee/Numbuh 84 - Complete
Brown Eyes reviews
I guess it's just a silly song about you...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86, Patton D./Numbuh 60
Operation reviews
Numbuh 362 is...dead. Now who will be the leader? Will rising tensions, overly competetive entries, and a sadistic murderer on the loose make the KND stronger or weaker?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362
All I Want For Christmas Is You reviews
He didn't want much for Christmas. Just her. For The Nocturnes Contest
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Switched reviews
What would happen if two opposites switched bodies, for just a week? Or longer? WallyxKuki
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
Nook's Secret reviews
Nook is obsessed with something...what? Lucky warns about a mysterious omen sent to him through a dream, and now, everyone has gone missing... WARNING! this story has a lot of violence. and some blood. Plus short chapters. UPDATED!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tom Nook
A Day Without Sunshine
Wally had always hated the rain. The way it soaked the ground to the bone, the way it drenched everything in that oh so dangerous liquid and the way it signified it would be another day without sunshine.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Cookies reviews
"Because they were baked with love..." "WHAT!" 3x4 fluff.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
The Dark and Light reviews
Kirby has gone missing, Fumu is entranced by a magazine that mentions HER as a supermodel, and the end of the world is approaching...who will win? Dark or Light? YO! THIS STORY IS GONNA BE REALLY REALLY LONG! OKay? OKAy.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010
Codename: Kids On Popstar reviews
What would happen if Wally and Kuki crashed on Popstar? Find out!
Crossover - Kirby & Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
Lost Memories reviews
Well, It's been seven years since the KND members had been- gulp- decomissioned. Their lives are diffrent. Here is what they are doing today. Rated T just to be safe.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
Red Hat reviews
Who knew that throwing out a red hat could be so painful?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
Big Sister Elice reviews
Elice is now alone in the castle. All alone. With only one forbidden magic.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Two Fighters
"In the right corner...the star of fighting on Popstar...Knuckle Joe! And in the left corner...the best fighter in China *snicker*...Dre Parker!" How will this play out? Minor alchohal refrence.
Crossover - Kirby & Karate Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 553 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Dre
The Pain Of Parenting reviews
He isn't growing up right...he is too happy...all is doomed...He is not like us...
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
What Went Wrong reviews
Fumu discovers her mistakes as she sits outside her house one night. Please reveiw- this is my first poem.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Take me away reviews
I am only the girl who gossips. I only want to get away. I need to go someplace where people understand me. Written in an animals Pompom POV. Rated T for a kissing scene later.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Link
The Girl in the Hard Shell reviews
There is a girl who watched his from afar...she loves him...she is the girl with a hard shell. Note: Eric is the main character person like in the games.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Nami - Complete
The Spell
The Witch Princess is mad at her friend Tommy, so she decides to make him disappear to a diffrent world. What will she do when the time comes?
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Witch Princess - Complete
The Letter From Link reviews
Link is writing from Hyrule about his...uh...Exciting experiance earlier. Based on Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Redd's Pain reviews
Redd is a dealer of foriged or stolen objects. His whole life is falling apart, but will one person on the brink of death bring him back alive?
Crossover - Kirby & Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Redd
Escape from Music reviews
I'm stuck in a stupid town with stupid animals. Somebody help me. Please. AHH!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010
The Harvest Goddess's Revenge reviews
The Harvest Goddess is tired of people pushing her around and forgetting her. She has finally decided to have...REVENGE!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harvest Goddess, Witch Princess - Complete
The Shoeshiner reviews
Kicks was abandoned at birth, Harriet has a mysterious future, and Kicks' parents want him back... HarrietXKicks oneshot. Mild language. Note: I'm changing the Bells like 30,000 is 300.00 and stuff like that. 2,000 is 20.00 and 100 is 1.00!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Interveiws With The Stars of Gaming!
Do you know what Peach hates most? Do you know what Bowser does on his days off? Do you know what Kirby wants to marry? Find out here!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 6/21/2010
Kirby's Diet I reviews
A really stupid story about Kirby trying to diet. A sequel coming soon. But seriously, its really stupid.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
The City Girl and The Country Boy reviews
Fred is only a boy from a small city. Labelle is a classy girl who works in the city. But will a party finally bring them together? Oneshot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
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