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Joined 06-16-10, id: 2407216, Profile Updated: 06-18-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Push.

hey, my name is Nessa. its kind of weird but its a nickname.

i am a singer, an actor, a comedian, a rebeller, and not the nicest person ever at times. my mom really is a wonder-mom, i really dont know how she puts up with me. but anyway, even though i am not the nicest person ever, i still am loyal, friendly, easy to be around, and crazy. i really love being me!!! i know that sounds really terrible but i do, everyone has come to understand what i am like so really when i freak out, people think that it is completely normal!!!!!!!! but anyway, i am also depressed so that's why i freak out alot. but i have lots of amazing friends that always help me through that. i love you guys!!!!!! but also when i am sad, i come to fanfiction, it always makes me feel better! but i will tell you a little bit more about myself soooo, well i have a motto, common sense is just reasoning for idiots:)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL(Or boy) so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so i MUST be a complete bogan.

I'm European, so i MUST be a wog.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


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Bella's outfit in second chapter(photo shoot outfit)




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Unlikely Bedfellows, Unholy Alliance by moviemom44 reviews
***THIS STORY IS NOT OVER! Never again will I write 'the end', meaning only the end of the chapter, not the entire story. Yes, it has been too long since the last update. Yes, there is definitely going to be more. No, I can't say exactly when. I apologize for the confusion, and I swear there will be a chapter 6, and 7, and probably 8... or more.***
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Being normal, and other lies by Writingisfunlol reviews
With Dexters secret out of the bag, Deb reveals her deepest darkest secret. Her feelings for her brother. The hunt for Miami's most resent murderer will make Dexter take a look at his life and the worth of it all. What is normal for Dexter Morgan?
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M.
Regret by alexispena reviews
Cassie misses him, his voice, his smile, his eyes. Why did she have to push him away?
Push - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Cassie H., Nick G.
Maybe it's Not You Anymore by SexinSatin reviews
Logan returns after three years, only Rogue isn't the girl he left behind. He came back for her but what if he isn't who she want's anymore. Rogan fic. Rated Fiction MA based on new guidelines
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,027 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Black and White by DronesHappyAsWeAre reviews
A collection of Deb/Dexter psychologically-centered drabbles or one-shots corresponding with the new episodes. (S7 Spoilers)
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Debra M., Dexter M.
The Road to Healing by MarMarLuvs reviews
An alteration of some events in X3. The Professor helped Marie learn to control her mutation before he died. Logan gave her a reason to stay at the mansion after she saw Kitty and Bobby ice skating. This is a look into life after The Last Stand for Logan and Marie, and how the road to healing is best traveled together.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Girl on the Edge by MoLeft reviews
Lisbeth tries to create a new life for herself in the aftermath of Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.
Millennium Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - L. Salander
Shaggy Beginnings by CrazyGirl5100 reviews
Rated M for sexual content including: rape, incest, abuse. Pairings include: Rosmerta/Hermione, Rosmerta/Ginny, Rosmerta/Luna, Rosmerta/Lavender, Rosmerta/Millicent, Rosmerta/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Snape/Ginny, Fred/George, Ron/Fred/George, Ron/Harry, etc. Comment, Rate, Share, and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Rosmerta
What They Did by Bellaangel383 reviews
Bella was raped they don't believe her. All they did was just leave. Now for the past two hundred years though they hate her she has potected them. Canion pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
His Sally by Jpena reviews
What happened after Lisbeth Salander let Mikael Blomkvist into her apartment? Find out. I am new at this, please review and let me know if you like the story or not. Thanks.
Millennium Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,566 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - L. Salander, M. Blomkvist - Complete
How We Calmed the Tides of War by Tail of the Storm reviews
Set immediately after, "The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest"
Millennium Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - L. Salander, M. Blomkvist
Story of a Rogue by ady-ell reviews
Living in cell and owned by Magneto, Rogue has lost her sanity after five long years. But how did she get there? And will she ever escape? Inspired by Save Me by Shinedown
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Fingerprints in the Dark by Kalida reviews
Harry's first rule has always been: Don't get caught. But he never told him what he shouldn't get caught for. Because "Don't get caught" can also mean "Don't get caught being you". And he never stopped and asked for explanations. Rated T. Dex/Deb. Spoilers for Season 6.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Debra M., Dexter M.
Suprises Waiting by pennypencil123 reviews
A few months after Edward left Bella, Victoria comes and changes her! What happens when Edward comes back?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Edward, Bella
Those That Stand In My Corner by inkvoices reviews
AU Rogue is the cage figher and Logan makes a bet.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
City of the Blind by The Siren Of The Underworld reviews
As Mikael Blomkvist starts to work with a new case, he finds himself with information worthy of an international crisis. In order to solve the case, Mikael needs help from the Sweden's best hacker: Lisbeth Salander.
Millennium Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2012 - M. Blomkvist, L. Salander
Cathedral Scene for next season by Scarbury reviews
This is my attempt to continue the last five seconds of the season 6 finale- the cathedral scene. My first fan fiction piece...
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Debra M., Dexter M.
Facing the Past by Cricket1106 reviews
Two weeks after graduation Aria left Rosewood for NYU taking a piece of Ezra with her. What happens when she returns four years later to teach English at Rosewood Day?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,636 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Whispers in the Dark by XxBloodwolfxX reviews
Its been 120 years since Edward left and Bella was changed. When Bella and her new family go back to Forks and the Cullens are there, will Bella and Edward get back together or will there only be heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
And Then They Were Three by WildFlower084 reviews
The future parents being their journey into the unknown world of parenthood. With a baby on the way, things are about to change big time for the two partners in crime. Picks up right after The Apprehension in the News.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,035 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Past Present Future by jumpOVERtheMOON reviews
Aria and Ezra share a romantic moment, and something happens that may complicate their future together. What is it? Will everything go back to normal? Ezra/Aria. STORY COMPLETE! I do not own Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ezra F., Aria M. - Complete
Ballet Shoes by Chantal.Thehappylittlevegemite reviews
Bella was taken from her home to become the Volturi's court dancer. For years she has danced for their entertainment. But will thinks change when a certain Coven visit? Please R&R! Could be slightly OOC :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella
Impossible by rubyred21 reviews
When Edward left he didn't only leave an heartbroken Bella, but a pregnant Bella. What happenens when another impossible thing happens and they are reunited? More impossible scenarios guaranteed.B/E NM AU.M 'cause Ness likes to swear, 'nd cos I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
I love you, do you? by Renesmee678 reviews
Summary: Edward is a millionaire, an owner of a famous italian restaurant and heartbroken Bella a selfless clumsy beautiful religious girl.All Human .
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Alone but Together by Lizzie.Sparrow.2312 reviews
Hermione expresses her experiences and feelings throughout Deathly Hallows in diary-style. About the problem Ron Weasley, the Wizard War and the tension she feels between her and Harry. And her frustrations about him grow and grow... Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Will Love You by twolden77 reviews
5 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is an English teacher. Edward is a new student in her class.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,861 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mlesna is not called the best tea for nothing by Smoochy reviews
About Ariadne worming her way in Cobb's life and how Mlesna tea helps her to stay there
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ariadne, D. Cobb - Complete
Her Intruder, Her Spirit by Birddy reviews
Set after Eclipse. Weeks before the wedding, Bella is visited by a stranger...and is murdered. Edward is lifeless afterwards, but then his family is in the biggest shock of their existence when Bella's ghost appears, looking alive, but is dead. Try it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
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We Will See Each Other Again reviews
Nick and Cassie were forced to part when it was to dangerous to stay together. Now when they meet again eight years later, they are determined to stay together. No matter what and who wants to keep them apart.
Push - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Cassie H., Nick G.
Found Again reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella. Bella is now a photographer/model who lives in L.A. What happens when Edward suddenly walks back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
Secrets Can Kill reviews
Hermione has been acting strange since she got back from summer break.Harry and Ron need to find out why. But will what they find out kill their friendship with Hermione? Or will they understand? 7th year at hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.