Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.*Sigh* Ok. I figure you people deserve something hand-typed by me, rather than dictated to my chimp. Sooooo...
I first wanted to clear up a possible misunderstanding: I have never, nor do I ever intend to, partaken any illegal substance. Some of the reviews for "The Madness of Mr. H. J. Potter" have mentioned LSD, Speed, and Gummi Bears. I'm entirely clean, though to that last item, I plead the Fifth on the grounds that I may tend to incriminate myself. (The scary truth, guys, is that I'm completely "normal" when I write these. Envy me.)
I believe Harry is at his most amusing when he's a slobbering, blithering idiot. It gives Ron a nice break at being the semi-bright one. I also love sending Hermione to the hospital wing after she mouths off, intolerable little brat. Many more exotic beatings are to come, dear reader. Snape will always be the hero. As far as I'm concerned, he's the deepest, most intriguing, and therefore inherently sexy character in the book. I cried at his worst memory in OOTP and I wanted to set out immediately to slaughter James, when I was reminded, firstly and most importantly, that James is already dead, and secondly and near-trivial, he is only a...((characterinabook.)) That having been said, If Ms. Rowling (or is it Mrs.? She went off and got herself married when she should have been WRITING. Then had a kid when she should have been WRITING. Screw food and sleep and personal life. She can have those after I have all my books and know all of Snape's little secrets)...where was I? Oh, yes. If Ms. Rowling decides to ax Snape...well, I won't say it in case the authorities are policing , but it won't be pleasant if she murders him.
Ok. Enjoy the ff, you people. I have another one with an actual plot on the way. Starring a singing and dancing Snape with ugly Slytherin girls as backup, Ron courting/stalking/kidnapping Fleur Delacour, and Harry as a teen heartthrob under the Imperius curse. Come on...you really think he could make anything of himself on his OWN? HA!
That's all I wanted to say.
(dictated, not read)