Hypothetical Whores
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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408084, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Black Magician Trilogy, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Van Helsing, and House, M.D..

Hi. :)

We're Igneous Pride and The Straight Lesbian... but together, we're known as THE HYPOTHETICAL WHORES! *cue applause*

We write smexy fanfiction that will BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY! Yeah. We're just that good.

We lurve House MD, Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant, Twilight, The Phantom of the Opera, The Black Magician Trilogy, Van Helsing, The Southern Vampire Mysteries, Discworld, The Age of Five, House of Night... etc.

And Eric Northman. Yum.

So, yeah, review BITCHES! They're like Vicodin for us.

We love you all really. :D Kiss kiss, huggles etc.

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An Inconvenient Truth reviews
What if Crux picked a less convenient time to attack in Dark Days? Say when Valkyrie's parents were in the room? Warning: involves getting kicked in the nads. Eventual Valduggery. Rated T for language.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Inky Lips reviews
Hermione Granger never thought Draco Malfoy could affect her this way. It was so bloody frustrating. Rated M for a reason, that reason being language and lemons. Review if you want more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
There be a handsome genius by the name of House reviews
A random oneshot we wrote after a particularly satisfying House binge. Funny in an Old English kind of way. All reviews are welcome, especially one's that say you liked it.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sexy People Don't Die reviews
How 'Van Helsing' should have ended. Drabble.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious - Complete
The Gateway reviews
How 'The Faceless Ones' should have ended. Drabble.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
How 'The High Lord' should have ended. Oneshot.
Black Magician Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Condoms Kill reviews
A short drabble about something you know you all wanted to happen. Set during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Mike - Complete