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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408334, Profile Updated: 11-29-16
Author has written 5 stories for Team Fortress 2, League of Legends, Dragon Age, and Overwatch.

Name: Matt
Age: 26
Likes: Drawing, writing, larping, and playing video games.

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: The Saltine Warrior
Battle.net: MomsFavorite#1819
Currently active in - Diablo III, Overwatch, Evolve
Mains - Typically, Healers/Support Class


Welcome!
And thank you for stopping by. I don't usually have an immense amount of free time on my hands, but when I do, I certainly enjoy spending it scribbling up some new stories. I typically write outside a first-person perspective and utilize a whacky mix of seriousness and humor. Most structure and errors are not without purpose. I enjoy constructing new characters for the challenge of creativity (I like the test of new blood to old lore, it's always fun to spin a story and introduce something new - granted, that doesn't mean I'm good at it, hah!), if romances are present they are slow burn. You can expect profanity and gore most absolutely within most everything I write (though, I'll be certain to announce a change in pace outside of the M labels if necessary).

Thanks for visiting!


Most Current Works: Sunny Side Up - Overwatch

Complete:
o Mobilis in Mobili - League of Legends
Limbo:
o And the Stuffed Bird Laughed - DA: Origins
Dead as of Current:
o Roasting Marshmallows - TF2
o Smoke and Mirrors - TF2

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Illuminated by Origami-Orange reviews
A loveable Dalish elf becomes leader of the inquisition. Though her demeanor is not that of a fearless warrior, her crazy antics seem to pay off in battle. Adored by her companions she finds her self in a love triangle without even realising it... [Iron Bull X Inquisitor] [Inquisitor X Cullen] M Rated for eventual SMUT.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Iron Bull, Inquisitor, Cullen, Lavellan
Acquiescence by phantasmical reviews
Modern day O.C. had what she called a roller-coaster dream. She was weightless, floating. And when she woke up, she found herself in Skyhold. How will she deal with being in Dragon Age? Will the things she knows come into play? How will she deal with this strange world? Find out! Eventual smut! And romance, of course. Can also be found on AO3, under the same name.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,454 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [OC, Iron Bull] Lavellan
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Not Draven, Draaaven by Naked and Famous reviews
Short story about Draven and his profession outside of the League, I will most likely be adding a couple more chapters.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Draven
I'm on Your Team by EveroneIsRight reviews
She soon learned that no one trusted Spies, even the other Spies. She didn't blame them. Her class was about nothing but mystery and deceit. No, the worst part of it all was being female. TF2. Fem-Spy OC. T for language & references. Please rate & review.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,273 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Spy - Complete
The Run Away by geddafkouttahere reviews
Scout spends his time running from his problems, who does he run to for comfort when it's all over? One sided Scout/Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
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And The Stuffed Bird Laughed reviews
Honor among thieves, that's what they say. But no one ever mentioned assassins. When Cadoc murders a Red Jenny earner she's granted a formal hearing in Skyhold. But recruits are essential, and despite the protests of Sera she is allowed within the ranks. But not without sanction. Under the supervision of Warden Blackwall, Cadoc struggles to keep her decorated past hidden.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Cullen, Blackwall, Iron Bull, The Warden
Sunny Side Up reviews
Sympathy wasn't quite the word for it. Understanding, perhaps. And that was his first mistake. Recruiting her was the second. Still yet, in every grating test of character, Reaper couldn't help the kindness he felt for her. She shared a story he knew all too well, and maybe that was enough.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 11/12/2016 - G. Reyes/Reaper, OC, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76, Sombra/Olivia C.
Roasting Marshmallows reviews
There's a difference between being lonely - and being alone. So which is it? Fem!Pyro/Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Pyro, Sniper
Mobilis in Mobili reviews
Time. This, I do not have. Only steps. And I have taken many.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Nautilus - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro