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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408353, Profile Updated: 11-17-11
Author has written 4 stories for Wallflower, Fruits Basket, United States of Tara, Queer as Folk, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I'm Vampire-Goth-Girl and I'm 13 and a girl.

I love reading, writing(DUH!) and music.

I can speak little bits of Spanish, Japanese, French, and German(very little only things I have caught in shows or movies or songs). I can play the guitar partly and I can sing pretty well.

I am the type of person that can never act shy around anyone. I laugh and smile not very often but when I do it creeps my friends out because I'm usally thinking up an evil plan for revenge on someone. I am the most unique person you can meet cuz you can search the world twice and never meet someone that is anything like me. When I'm upset no one gets within a three mile radius of me but when I'm happy people come to me like a moth to a flame. Loyal to my friends and family. I like sports but I don't like watching them. I'm not perfect, I never was, never will be and proud of it. I have crazy friends who go from preps to cutters. I believe that love sees no gender. Because love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart. If two people are ment to be together, then they should be together.

"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. "

-Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982

Other need to know facts:
-Fanfictions are like crack to me
-i'm very outgoing
-the loudest person
-the quietest person
-always forgetful
-always cold!
-hard to handle
-I speak my mind way to much

-Adam Lambert
-Spending time on the computer
-Spending time with the friends
-Going to the movies.
-Annoying the family
-Getting in fights/arguments(verbal mostly not really physical)
-Horror Movies
-Allison Iraheta
-Chris Rice
-Music in general
-Big Time Rush (band and show)
-The guys of Big Time Rush
-Johnny Depp
-Taking care of people and animals
-A Haunting (TV Show on Discovery Channel)

-Justin Beiber
-Miley Cyrus(now that's she's has done nothing good that I know of)
-Rap(besides eminem and B.O.B :I)
-Stereotypical preps
-Fake people
-The Olsen Twins(now not when they were little)
-Rebecca Black and her song "Friday"
-No spell check
both of these lists will continue to grow.

My role models and heroes are:
-Edgar Allen Poe
-Stephen King
-Tim Burton
-Adam Lambert
-My Parents(Mom and Step-dad)

Sign: Taurus

Gender: Female

Current Song I'm Listening To: Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy

Hobbies: Reading, writing, listenign to music,watching movies, hanging with friends, chatting, youtubing obsessing, occasionally shopping, and more.

Favorite movie(s): Stephen King's IT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow, Four Brothers, The Notebook, Nightmare On Elm Street, Pirates Of The Caribbean series, Cinderalla, Sweeney Todd, Beauty And The Beast, Aladdin, Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Horton Hears A Who, Precious, Never Back Down,All The Tyler Perry Movies, A Year Without A Sants Claus, Edward Scissorhands, She's the Man, and more

Favorite book(s):
Nothing Pink, Rainbow Boys series, Tuck Everlasting,Twilight saga, The Boy Who Dared, Dr. Suess,Vampire Kisses Series, The Vast Feilds Of Ordinary, Totally Joe, M Or F?, Stephan King's IT, Cripsin series, 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series (now called Vanished), and more

Favorite manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket,Ouran's High School Host Club, Naurto, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji, Me & My Brothers and more

Favorite anime: Death Note, Ouran's High School Host Club, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Fruits Basket, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji and more

Favorite music (this may take a while): Adam Lambert, Eminem, London(On, Paramore, Pink, Lady Gaga, Secondhand Serenade, Miranda Lambert, Queen, Skillet, Between the Trees, Dashboard Confessional, Simple Plan, Carrie Underwood, All Time Low, Elvis Presley, Never Shout Never, Chase Coy, Tokio Hotel, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Temptations, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Pierce the Veil, Emily Osment, Helio, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Daughtry, Train, Panic! At The Disco, Chris Rice, Casting Crowns, Green Day, Swichfoot, Big Time Rush, Fall Out Boy, and more than I can remember

Least Favorite Things: insults, jocks, stupid people,homophobes, racist people, fake gangsters(I go to school with people who think they are ganster and they are the most annoying tyoe of people), people who use sex to get what they want, movies with no meaning, lack of sound, writer's block, people with no common sense, most people in general, people who judge you by your skin/hair/eye/weight/the clothes you wear/the music you listen to/the way you dress aka everything that doesn't matter, fake people aka people who try to be what they aren't


Obsessive Cullen Disorder!

If you suffer, put this on your page!

Private Joke 4 Twilight Fans!


You say Human.

I say Vampire.

You say Zac Efron.

I say Edward Cullen.

You Say Paris Hilton.

I say Bella Swan.

You say pop

I say blood .

You say vampires are scary.

I say vampires are awesome.

Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!


Twilight Oath!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime theres a huge Boom!

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to Love...Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that may all may see my obssesion

Because I know what twilighters know.

All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Last person who said that ended up with a bloody nose.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(Alot of people tell me that)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Love sees no gender)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(I'm only part Native American and a small part at that)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(Nope but I do know people who smoke weed)
'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am acually)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(I wouldn't make my boyfriend give me his money or buy me things)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm only 13)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I have a very nice social life thank you very much!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Wow just wow)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.(People tell me I am)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Whatever)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (THIRTEEN!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I admit that many people think I'm crazy or I act crazy but I'm proud of it!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(I would date Football players if they were cute and nice)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I don't it's just in my DNA)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You do know what M means right?)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(Oh please I could make a list of people that are ugly... a long list)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(Everyone thinks I am)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(Nope just gets dirty after one day)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(If this can aply to girls then yes I am a crossdresser I wear guy clothes)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(This website is for writers)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No the government is just stupid)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(Dang proud of it to)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I am mean)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.

Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (secret message- the Harry Potter series rules)

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.


If you think Golf is too boring to be considered a sport copy and repost this onto your profile

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
X you’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
XYou're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses.
XYou are known for being "evil". (I have my moments)
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
XYou excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
XYou never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
XYou have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
XYou are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
XYour favourite subject is math

Total: 4

Mori Wild Type:

XYou're the tallest out of your friends
XYou only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
XYou're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)

Total: 5

Hikaru Devil Type:

XYou and your sibling have a strong bond
XYou're a very cynical person.
XYou like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
XYou get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 5

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
XYou're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
XYou like playing tricks on people

Total: 6

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
XYou're tight with money
XYou get along with guys well
X You're blunt about everything
XYou're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 7

Well dang...I wated to be like Kyouya...Oh well! Haruhi is second best ^^

How To Seem Normal
(Whether this is 'normal' or not depends on your point of veiw, of course...)

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. NOT!! Become friends with all little people you meet.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around people.
62.Do not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
74.Do not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Kaoru Hitachiin, Kyouya Ootori, Jasper Hale, Jacob Black, Hikaru Hitachiin,Kyohei Takano, Takenaga Oda, Alexander Sterling

Love yaoi? Join the club. If you love yaoi, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love laughing, and I mean love laughing, at anything and everything you find funny, copy/paste this to your profile.

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with yourfriends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick yourelbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fan fictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkful of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fan fiction, Copy this onto your fan fiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, ISnortSugar ,IWantMyOwnJasperWhitlock, AliCatxo, RawrItsKachina, Vampire-Goth-Girl

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfictiondoesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If ur sck of ppl who cnt spll 4 crap + send in fanfcs lke ths, cpy + pste ths on2 ur profile.

If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile.

Why We Don't Care

The world is a playground

Fit to try a new game

No matter how different,

opposed, or insane

It’s meant for two lovers

Who share a similar look

Who smile and are devilish

Who don’t play by the book

Disgusted and fearful

Society will cover their eyes

Conflicting and fighting

The boys don’t seem surprised

What’s it matter if kin

Are lovers and brothers

Really it doesn’t

If they care immensely for one another

Instead of shunning the strange

Welcome it with an open mind

On this planet so different

Twincest you’re bound to find.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Homophobia is wrong. Fact.


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:Sailing With Russell By Chris Rice

Waking Up:In The Middle By Rodney Atkins

First Day at School:It's Gunna Be Love By Mandy Moore

Making Your New Best Friend:Hear You Me By Jimmy Eat World

Falling In Love:This Is A Call By Thousand Foot Krutch

Breaking Up:A Twist In My Story By Secondhand Serenade

Prom:Make It Happen by The Early November

Graduation:One Day by Simple Plan

Life's Okay:My Prayer by Chris Rice

Death of a Close Friend:Sweet Southern Comfort By Buddy Jewel

Mental Breakdown:Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson

Driving:Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

Flashback:Vacation by Simple Plan

Getting Back Together:Fix You by Coldplay

Birth of Child:Drop of Jupiter by Train

Wedding Scene:Monsoon by Tokio Hotel

Car Accident:The Face of Christ by Chris Rice

Final Battle:Imperfection by Saving Jane

Death Scene:Cry by Mandy Moore

Funeral Song:Stay Beautiful By Taylor Swift

End Credits:For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert

Deleted Scenes:Christmas Is Creepy by Fred Figglehorn

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

THE FANFICTION.NET PLIGHT: I am honestly and truly doing something nice - every story I read on here, I will give a review. I know how it feels when you get little or no reviews! If you want to be kind and do this too, then put this in your profile!

If you are a closet fangirl and fanfiction writer then post this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There are three kinds of people in the world.
The ones who watch for things to happen
The ones that make things happen
And the ones who wonder what the hell happened.

If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.

Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Team Tyler's Van: Cause we all want to kill Bella

Slinky+Escalator=endless fun

When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.

If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this

are like
apples on trees.
The best one are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground

My best friend exploded and whipped cream came out!

Emmett is the strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
but Jasper can sit in the corner and still make you feel jealous!

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

Moonlight Ride Author Unknown

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze

How wonderful it was to have her own room
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon
There'd be sleepovers and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be

On the first day of school everything went great
She made new friends and even got a date
She thought, "I want to be popular, and I'm going to be
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out
There was only one problem stopping her fate
Her parents had said she was too young to date

"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
Her parents frowned, but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense
She began to feel guilty about all the lies
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
But the moonlight ride would have to wait
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine

Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint

They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive
They finally made it to the point at last
And Jeff started trying to make a pass

A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
And by pass I don't mean playing football
"Perhaps my parents were right... maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb?"

With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas
In a matter of seconds, they were going too fast

As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
Jenny knew that her life was in danger
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down
But he just got faster as they neared the town

"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"

She doesn't remember the force of impact
Just that everything all of a sudden went black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"

Voices she heard... a few words at best
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right
And if the people in the other car were alive

She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead

They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car?!" Jenny cried
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."

Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's families, I've made their lives dim.
And I wish I could return their families to them."

"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.

But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later, Jenny died
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"

She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and her dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
Young people take heed, it could've been you.

This was the first poem I truly ever liked, and I've heard it was written by Jenny's best friend.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

If you've ever tripped on air repost this

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!

Contradicting story

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policman heard the noise,
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace is to other people, copy this onto your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile

Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train

Legacy of an Adopted Child

Once there were two women
Who never knew each other
One you do not remember
The other you call "Mother"

Two different lives
Shaped to make your one
One became your guiding star
The other became your sun

The first gave you life
The second taught you to live in it
The first gave you a need for love
And the second was there to give it

One gave you a nationality
The other gave you a name
One gave the seed of talent
The other gave you an aim

One gave you emotions
The other calmed your fears
One saw your first sweet smile
The other dried your tears

One gave you up
It was all that she could do
The other prayed for a child
And God led her straight to you
Author Anonymous
Repost this if you are adopted, KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S ADOTPED, or just liked the poem.

My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.

Hate is easy. Love takes courage.

If you're lost in the desert and your canoe loses one wheel, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
The answer is ice cream because it has no bones.
If you're wondering who wrote this and how much crack are they on, my friend, I don't know the answers to these questions.

If you met my family, you'd understand

Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Well-behaved women rarely make history

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon

one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.

The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.

People who say anything is possible, havn't tried to slam a revolving door

Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

I never have been girly
xSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xsleep with your socks on at night



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.


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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

OK this is a really sad...but cute Poem. Copy and pastre this poem if you think abortion is wrong

It's early still, the month is one,
And my life has just begun.
I'm so small, don't have to hide,
I'm but a seed growing inside.
Four weeks later, the month is two,
I'm still small but a part of you.
You'll love me a lot, wait and see,
You'll be proud as proud can be.
Time has passed, the month is three,
Now, I'm someone you can see.
My hair is black, and my eyes are brown,
I'll be fun to have around.
Now, I'm gone, the month is five,
Mommy killed me, I'm no longer alive.
Abortion is the name they gave it,
They take your life before you live it.
I wanted to be born, the month is six,
But it's already done, it can't be fixed.
I guess my mommy didn't love me,
She went and just threw me away.
She'll never forget me,
Forever in her heart is where I'll stay.
I have a new home now, the month is seven,
Congratulations, Mommy,
Guess what, I'm in Heaven.
Mommy still carries around a frown,
Cause I'm in her memory, but not around.
You would have loved me, the month is eight,
But guess what, Mommy, it's too late.
Murdered by my mommy's hand,
I guess I'm too young to understand.
Goodbye, Mommy, the month is nine,
I could've been born, doing just fine.
Although I'm here in Heaven, I still cry,
Because of my mommy, I had to die.
Mommy, mommy, the year is one,
And my life could've just begun.
Mommy now the days have gone by, it's year two,
And I can almost tie my shoe.
Soon, I'll be three,
And you would've been too busy to mess with me.
A long time has passed, and the year is nine,
I would've been happy down there with you all mine.
Now look, Mom, it's year 18,
Oh how the time has passed,
I've become a woman,
And I wouldn't have been able to last.
Well, goodbye Mommy, it's time to go,
I love you, I guess you should know.
But Mommy I see and I know,
That always and forever in you heart I'll grow.
Forever in your memory I've stayed,
And I see now that you've paid.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Child abuse is a sin among any race, it takes inocent lives, who have yet to fully comprehend the joys of life!

Please read and then send it to all of your friends...alone no one can do anything, but together we are a united force!

Stop child abuse once and for all

its not only a child your helping...

Its the world!

5,000 children suffer abuse, torture and neglect...the main outcome of sadly death...

Take this info in and help a child somewhere by sending ths letter to all of your friends

Together we can help

Together we can save a life!

Copy and paste this if you are against all forms of child abuse!

My name is Jamie

I am only 5

I have a teddy bear

Called beehive

My mom is really nice

She collects special jars

But it makes me cry when

My daddy covers her in scars

My daddy is a druggy

He plays poker but never wins

He comes through the door

And the Screaming begins

I go to pick up the phone

It just can't wait

I dial 999

But it's too late

I sit on the stairs

With tears everywhere

I see here body

And blood on the stair

My name is Jamie

I am only 5

Daddy killed mommy

But i'm still alive

He looks at me

And calls me down

I say nothing

Just turn away and frown

He starts to get angry

So I come down

He smacks me loads

Until I fall to the ground.

My name is Jamie

I am only 5

That was really close

Thank god I'm still alive

I sit in my room most of the day

While daddy watches football

I sit and pray

It is now half time

He gets out of his chair

I hear footsteps

And i get scared

He comes into my room

and gets out a book

and reads it softly

But gives me a evil look

"There once was a girl called Jamie

Who is going to stand very still

So that I can get my knife and


I leap on the stairs

But he grabs my neck

I don't see any weapons

I just wanted to check

But he goes to his boot

And pulls out his knife

I scream and screech

And fear for my life

Daddy locks the door

He comes closer and closer just read the text

I see blood and lots

And well you know what happens next

My name is Jamie

I was only 5

My daddy is a druggy

And i didn't survive

That is to show you what is hapening in the world of today this is child abuse if you copy and paste this maybe it will spread to someone who can make a difference(Im not forcing you and if you don't want it on your page maybe you could just show it to someone or tell them my name and they can see it and change abuse and stop it for once and for all)!!

--///-\\\--If you have ever felt
--///--\\\--just felt in pain put this on your file and help someone out who feels that way, people need to know they are not alone...

~Meaning Of A Kiss~
Kiss on the Cheek; we're friends
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
Kiss on the Head; Your my everything.
Kiss on the temple ; I like you.
Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
Kiss on the Lips; I love you!

You call me a bitch
I call you a dick
You think im an idiot
Look at a mirror you found one
You say im dumb
I must be if i spoke to you
You think im a bitch
I say you are if you bark at me
You say i have no questions
I say thats because i just answered them all

If someone has ever bullied you paste this on your profile, it shows that you no longer are a victim of bullies and think they are dumb!

Don't fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you.

Yes, I do threaten my computer, tell my TV what to do, yell at my hairbrush, and talk to things that don't talk back and you still love me.

Drama? No thanks. Don't like me? Your problem. Love me or hate me-girl I'm still gonna shine.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Sometimes you just need someone to protect you.

I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose. The one he can't walk away from knowing that she's mad at him, the one who he can't fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears. The one can't live without.

Live it, love it, learn from it, and that's life.

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times a little hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst , then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance to the rain.

So I'm a bitch, huh? Well you're a whore and personally I'd rather be known for what I do not who I screw.

When the world says give up, hope whispers try one more time.

In with a bullet out with hearts.

Having the love of your life break up with you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "You can still keep it."

For every girl with a broken heart there's a boy with a glue gun.

You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them beacuse they sing a song that nobody but you can understand.-Secret Vampire by L. J. Smith

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.-New Moon by Stephine Meyer

Other people are just...there. If they aren't helping they're just in the way. Weave around them, knock them over just do whatever you have to, but get past them.-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga

People die... Beauty fades... Love changes... And you will always be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith

People love them everyday. Beauty fades... so look before it's gone. Love changes... but not the love you give. And if you love, you'll never be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith

There's warmth in ice; there's cooling peace in fire, And midnight light to show us all the way. The dancing flame becomes a funeral pyre; the Dark was more enticing than the Day.-The Chosen by L.J. Smith

Deep inside, you know you that whoever gets up in your face gets there because he knows your nothing and he knows you know it too-Shooter by Walter Dean Myers

I can't afford to let myself feel good, to let my gaurd down, to think for a songle moment that I belong. Because I don't-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.-Unknown

Love, if you can't handle it's weight, it will become distorted, and it turns to hate.-Fruit Basket by Takaya Natsuki chapter 101

When somone special comes into your life, half of you say "Danger! Stay in your cave. Your not ready yet." The other half says "Make them yours forever."-Remember Me Spoken by Robert Pattinson

Our finger prints don't fade from the lives we touch.-Remember Me spoken by Robert Pattinson

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

It takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to raise my middle finger and tell you "Bite me."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that said "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt.

~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? That would be enitirely pointless, in my opinion.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their butt Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!

If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile!

If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kiitie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
"Why aren't you married yet?"

You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into

your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kittie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were born in April, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced and your happy they are.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms


X You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 4


X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 7


You can skateboard

XYou’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
XYou hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 6


X You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.

X You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6


You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 0


X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
XYou wear/wore slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 6

I am goth more than anything! Knew it! Welll except Hardcore//Scene. Who knew I was that?

She was hurt
When she called me that night
She cried as she told me
Of her parents' fight.

I begged her to tell
Before it was too late
She wouldn't do it.
She loved her parents
Even when they felt hate.

I stand with some roses
Her favourites were red
I cried to myself
'Cuz I knew why she was dead.

I wanted to tell
She wouldn't let me
If she wouldn't, I couldn't
They're my parents, said she.

They got worse
Her face was black and blue
I begged her to tell
She said, If you were me, would you?

I wanted to tell
Everyone of her tears
I would have too
If losing her weren't my fear.

Now that she's gone
I have no one to blame
I should have told
I feel so ashamed.

If you have a friend
Who you would hate to be hurt
Put this on your profile
And help spread the word.

True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse


Day by day I think of you,
How can all of this be true?
I can't believe you're really gone,
I still can't accept it,
Even after so long.
Just the thought of you makes me cry,
I never even got the chance to say goodbye.
Every picture, every letter,
I don't know if it will ever get better.
I always smell your familiar scent,
It makes me think of all of the times we've spent.
I know we didn't always get along,
And every time we talked, it would always go wrong.
So many things I never got to say,
I never imagined you'd ever be so far away.
You were my brother,
And I loved you like no other.
In my heart you'll always be,
You’ll be my guide and help me see.
I'll never forget your soothing voice,
I would take your place if I had a choice.
But now I have to let you rest,
Although without you my world's a mess.
I miss you with all of my heart,
I wish we never had to part.
I know you're always by my side,
So now I guess this is my goodbye…

My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like an Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem

Hush little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.) Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lovers head
2.)Thou shalt be willing to die for love
3.)Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you
4.)Thou shalt be a demolison lover
5.)Thou shalt unleash the bats
6.)Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything
7.)Thou shalt respect the lord
8.)Thou shalt sing the holy humns of my chemical romance
9.)Though shalt see beauty in bloody love
10)Thou shalt rock hard!! \../

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (but isn’t it for them?)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Duh!)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (I've never tried that)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (Really, I never knew!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Well there goes my plan…)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not to Be Used As Protection from a Tornado (Well are you stupid enough to use a blanket?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Big isn’t it huge?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (Out of? Well stay away from crazy people with one of theses)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So you get killed then prosecuted? Genuis!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Ewww)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (How is that?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (One would hope…)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Duh!)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Other use? Which is?)

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (in children? Stay away!!!!!)
16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

18. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

19. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

20. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

21. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

22. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

23. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

24. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts…)

25. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one…)

26. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

37. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you. (that’s it kill the dream!)

Not Funny

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
It's funny how good memories always make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to really last.
It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.
It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when you're down.
It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.
It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.
But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

girl: hey baby I want to show you…
Boy: (cutting her off) ugh I'm so mad
Girl: why? what's wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped out on me for no reason, and I'm catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know I'll take care of you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it a lot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey I don't feel well I'm going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait I want to give you some…
Boy: can it wait till tomorrow?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive… she goes… her friend swerved to avoid a truck… hitting a tree instead her friend was killed instantly… she's in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg (crying)
Boy: what? what's wrong ?
Sister: my sister… your gf was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok??????
Sister: she's in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room… standing outside the door going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this…
it was an envelope smelling like she did, sealed with a kiss in lipstick he opened it… it said… your everything to me… I love you with everything I am and everything I have…I want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flat lined… 3 minutes later she was pronounced dead
If you have any heart… any soul… or want to be happy you will repost this.
if you care for someone… do not let something like this ever happen


pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Interesting and insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm… I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What… the…)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Whoever passed this law was obviously half-asleep.)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Lol…)

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Oh great. Looks like we'll have to wait an extra hour to have lunch then.)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (In that case most of the world should be locked up in prison.)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (I'm sure we'll all be thinking of our stomachs when the building's on fire.)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Makes sense if you think about it, but on first impression…)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (This might be better off in the "Only in America" section.)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (A pity. That's a novelty I'd pay money to see.)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Strange, but not illogical until you take into account that there is no coastline at all in the state in which this is a law…)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (AHH! HELP! FIRE!)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Whoever came up with this? We should give him a Nobel Prize for such a masterful logical conclusion.)

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead.

Who keeps your picture in his wallet.

Who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants.

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.

Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emo's
*Don't label
*Want to be happy just like others

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I nsecure~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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and yet you keep asking

I’m not a bitch… I just like being rude.
I'm not a sinner… I just can't do anything right.
I'm not depressed… I'm just always sad.
I'm not crying… My eyes are just full of tears.
I’m not living… I just keep breathing.
I'm not a thief… I just take what I need.
I'm not a slut… I just embrace my sexuality.
I'm not stupid… I just don’t get it.
I’m not trying… I’ve already given up.
I'm not weird… I'm just different.
I'm not a rebel… I just don’t take orders.
I'm not worthless… I just don’t know my value.
I'm not a believer… I’ve already lost hope.

I'm not a fuck up… I just make mistakes.
I'm not beautiful… Its only skin deep.
I'm not emotional… I just have a lot of feelings.
I'm not a cutter… I just found a way to get rid of pain.
I'm not immature… I'm just growing up.
I'm not a quitter… I just stop and re-think.
I'm not laughing… I need to smile first.
I'm not impulsive… I just act before I think.
I'm not obsessed… I'm just in love.
I'm not perfect… I don’t want to be.
I'm not ignoring… I just choose not to listen.
I'm not a gossip… I have my own life.
I'm not pessimistic… I just don’t get my hopes up.
I'm not impatient… I just don’t like to wait.
I'm not happy… I do have sparks of joy.
I'm not tough… I just don’t take shit.
I'm not clingy… I just wanna be held.
I'm not opinionated… I just voice what I think.
I'm not questioning… I just have my doubts.
I'm not hiding… I just want to disappear.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Copy And Paste… some may be repeated…

At age 8, your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over her lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked hwe by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she told you how deep she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your mom, post this on your profile

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A Friend
A friend is a person you can trust, who won't turn away from you. A friend will be there when you really need someone, and will come to you when they need help. A friend will listen to you even when they don't understand or agree with your feelings; a friend will never try to change you, but appreciates you for who you are. A friend doesn't expect too much or give too little; a friend is someone you can share dreams, hopes, and feelings with… A friend is a person you can think of and suddenly smile; a friend doesn't have to be told that they are special, because they know you feel that way. A friend will accept your attitudes, ideas, and emotions, even when their own are different, and will hold your hand when you're scared. A friend will be honest with you even when it might hurt, and will forgive you for the mistakes you make. A friend can never disappoint you, and will support you and share in your glory. A friend shares responsibility when you have doubts. A friend always remembers the little things you've done, the times you've shared, and the talks you've had. A friend will bend over backwards to help you pick up the pieces when your world falls apart. A friend is one of life's most beautiful gifts. Copy and paste if you agree.

No Means No

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um… no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend…"
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass…
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes…
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later…

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant… then he lied about it. So completely depressed… the girl waits till her baby is born, and then commits suicide. Her baby boy was put up for adoption and was taken into an abusive family. He was ridiculed for being the son of a whore and a bastard. When he grew up and had a family, he still had the scars of his childhood. He was always to afraid too hug his children. The only thing he knew about his parents was that his mother was a whore (not true) and his father was a bastard (very true). He didn't even know who his real father was.

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Post this in your profile if you know any of these songs!

Bold the ones you know

Songs everyone knows, whether they know it or not:

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
All the Small Things by Blink-182
1985 by Bowling for Soup
Blue by Eiffel65
Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz
American Idiot by Green Day
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day
Mr. Brightside by the Killers
Hey Juliet by LMNT
Here it Goes AYou Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer
This Love by Marron 5
Hey there Delilah by Plain White T's
Be My Escape by Relient K
Drops of Jupiter by Train

There was a man who was rich staying at a really nice hotel One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile

This is a true story A girl died in 1933 A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

TO Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore…
And because of this, there are not many of us left out there…
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not re-post this because they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy re-post this with "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way re-post this with: "To Every Guy…

"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner."

"Do I dazzle you?"
-Edward and Bella

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"You're intoxicated by my very presence."
"Well I can't argue with that!"
-Edward and Bella

"You truely are one frightening little monster."

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."

"Does me being half naked bother you?"

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."

"Edward? Edward, you their? Okay, now I feel stupid."
"You sound stupid, too."
-Seth and Jacob

"If you two are having a fight...well, don't let me interrupt."

"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."

"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

"I decided as long as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy."

"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to a witch, she can join the party, too."

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella

"I glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."

"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?"
"Real. Does that make me imaginary?"
-Bella and Jacob

"Say what you want, I still think that Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"

"Dad don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."

"Dead beat."
"I'd like to beat you dead."
-Jacob and Rosalie

"Life sucks, than you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."

This is a strictly mathematical goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

50 Things You Did not Know About Me Until You Read This!

1. What color is your toothbrush?
Orange and White

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
My mom and step-dad

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

4.What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Watching the movie IT

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no i'm only 13

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Goodnight James

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Vanilla Bean

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Orange soda

10. What is your lip gloss of choice?
don’t know.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
no I live in to small a town to buy clothes anywear without going far out of town

13. The last sporting event you watch?
football game on tv with my family

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
I can't eat popcorn

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Savannah my bff

16. Ever go camping?

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
Not that I know of

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

19. Do you have a tan?
no I am never in the sun and I hate fake-n-bakes

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
depends on my mood

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
when I have one and its in a cup

22. What did your last text message say?
a pic of Pennywise from the movie IT

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
nothing really

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
table,cups,lamp,stuff on the wall,my ipod and cell

26. What color is your watch?
don’t have one.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

28. What is your birthstone?

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
depends usually go in

30. What is your favorite number?

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
my mom

32. Any plans today?

33. How many states have you lived in?

34. Biggest annoyance right now?
food it stops me from not having to move anything except my fingers.

35. Last song listened to?
some Adam Lambert song either Strut or Music Again idk it was bout 4 hours ago

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
bright blue low-top converses

39. Are you jeal of anyone?
yep not saying who.

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
yes my friend because I'm smarter than her

41. Do you love anyone?
not really other than my family and friends

42. Do any of your friends have children?
yes one does but she's like 20 or something

43. What do you usually do during the day?
watch TV, find something to do in the computer, go to school,do homework

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

46. What color is your car?
I don't have car but my sisters is green and my step-dad's is black

47. Do you like cats?
some cats but some are just to ugly to like

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

50. How did you get your worst scar?
The ground

Last thing that you ate


Thing that confuses you the most


Thing that you are ashamed of

Lots of things

Thing most loathed


Hair Color

Brownish blonde

Eye Color

Green with a brown almost red line in one


I'm English,German,Welsh,Native American,American,Dutch,possibly Irish,and some other things I can't remember

You get in trouble the most for

leaving things places and the way I act

Most thought about thought


Favourite Artist

Don't have one… yet

Most Annoyed By?

stupid acting people

Can you do a push up?

wall push up yes regular no i don't think i can

Can you run a mile?

yep i hate it but I can

Favourite Hobby

Well writing and reading

Are you an emo poet

I've written a few 'emo' poems and I like reading them (you choose the answer)

Do you know who Flyleaf is?


What color is your math notebook?


Are you funny?


Are you secretly dating your best friend? My best friend is a girl and even though im bi she's not. She even has a crush on my male cuz.Do you understand football?

Sort of in a way

Are you dating anyone


Are you okay with not dating anyone?


Does someone have a crush on you?

I don't know people say one guy does but idk

Where do you come in the family tree?

no idea

Do you like your feet.

They're okay… I suppose

Mentally ill test:

x You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
x You have been called a blond.


You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
x You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
x You have choked on your own spit.


xYou have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
x You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
xYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
xYou have caught yourself drooling.


x You have fallen asleep in class.
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you
x You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'


x You use your fingers to do simple math.
=\ You have eaten a bug accidentally
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


xYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
x You break a lot of things.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.
xWhen you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
x The word "um" is used frequently.
x You don't know what "um" means.
x You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
x You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
GRAND TOTAL: 116 , O.o

This is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! (Bold apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm SAD, so I MUST be depressed.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I DON'T LIVE WITH MY CHILD, so I MUST be a dead beat parent.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be weird.
I'm ATHLETIC, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST drink and do drugs.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm only kinda pretty and 13)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so my family MUST own a pizzeria.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST not care about people's feelings.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST rob, do graffiti and stab people.
I WEAR GIRL PANTS, so I MUST have no friends.
My BOYFRIENDS OLDER THAN ME, so he MUST only be w/ me 4 sex.
I WEAR LEG BRACES, so I MUST be "crippled"

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue about life.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.(Only when I feel it's nessisary)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.
I I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I want to DIE, so I MUST be suicidal.(Only sometimes when something bad happens)
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.(I might flirt with people by accident)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm (or was) a CUTTER, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I talk to BOYS, so I MUST fancy them all.

I hug GIRLS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

~~~Put this on your profile if your sick of stereotypes~~~

Ok on to so things that will hopefully make you smile…

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?

97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump If you are one of the 3 that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP' copy and paste this into your profile. (don’t get me wrong I like Edward just not Rob… he doesn’t suit Edward at all and I will have a very detailed argument about it.)

Adults are just kids with money

Kids are just adults with energy

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit.

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them you are a mile away and you have their shoes..

Bitch do not touch the stereo.

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Come to the dark side WE HAVE COOKIES!

CULLENISM: my new religion

Death is Gods way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can not fire me I quit

Destiny tried to take my books. Destiny isn’t with us anymore.

Do not aspire to become irreplaceable If you can not be replaced you can not be promoted.

Do not let your mind wander its too little to be let out alone.

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.

Do that again and I'll give you a paper cut in front of Jasper!

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Education is important, school however is another matter

Evening News is where they begin with Good Evening then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Every line is about who I don't want to write about anymore.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion Its just that yours is stupid

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Excuse me but do I look like someone that cares?

Forever isn't as long as it used to be.

Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a volvo.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Hate all you want but you can not break a girl that thinks nothing of you.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus. Careful you might catch it Ahh too late...

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Heaven does not want me and Hell is afraid I will take over

How can I miss you if you never left?

I am not with stupid anymore

I am the type of girl who can watch a horror movie without flinching at all but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster

I am the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I am very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill someone.

I am who I am I wont change for anyone

I applied for a job at a mental hospital but they said I needed 24 hours experience so you wanna hang out?

…that our background may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become
…that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
…that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others but to learn to forgive yourself
…that life is more precious then money would ever be.

I blame my attitude on videogames

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

I did not mean to hurt your feelings… I was aiming for your face

I did not slap you I simply high fived your face.

I didn't fall from heaven I rose from hell.

I do not suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't know why I did it… I don't know why I enjoyed it… and I don't know why I'll do it again

I have a cape and it makes ficken awesome whoosh noises!

I hear your silence loud and clear

I just want to be the girl you talk about the one you could not live without to be the one who makes your heart beat crazy and for you to say to your boys 'she's my baby'

I love you is eight letters, so is bullshit.

I love You you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barney, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barney on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!

I speak fluent sarcasm.

I used to be normal until I met the freaks that I call my friends

If at first you do not succeed avoid skydiving

If he's dumb enough to walk away then be smart enough to let him go.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

Due to the outbreak in swine flu I'm sorry to report that pepper pig is no longer with us

If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right

If nothing lasts forever can I be your nothing?

If this is a crush, then I don't think I can take the real thing if it happens.

If you live to be 100 I want to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you.

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.

If you love someone tell them because hearts are often broken by words let unspoken.

If you talk about me I got some advice click your heels 3 times and say I wish I had a life!

If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive try missing a couple of mortgage payments

I'm never speaking up again, it only hurts me… I'd rather be a mystery.

I'm not easily distracted I – Hey is that guy sparkling!

I'm sorry… my fault, I forgot you were and idiot.

I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, but unlike you I didn’t get played

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realise just how much you love them

Its you and me against the world we attack at dawn

I've spent so much time trying to be everyone else that I've forgotten how to be myself.

Join The Army Visit exotic places meet strange people and then kill them.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong
tell me what to do & I'll tell you off
say I'm not worth it & watch were I end up
call me a bitch & I'll show you one.
f me over & I'll do it to you twice as bad
call me crazy, but you really have no idea :)=

unless you've lived my life
don’t judge me
because you don’t know,
never have & never will know
every single detail about me.

light travels faster then sound that might be why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion

Maybe god wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when that happens, you'll be thankful

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil


Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.

OMG I think I just saw a flying bird!

People like you are the reason people like me need medication

People say love is like magic… but isn’t magic, just an illusion?

Perfection is a waste of time.

Psh screw the Dark Side So what if they have cookies Come to the Light Side we have Jasper Hale!

Remember no one is listening until you fart.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love Twilight
So should you

sarcasm my anti drug.

Scared to remember terrified to forget

She's my bff, break her heart and I'll break your face.

So many boys so many reasons to stay alone

Some people do not drink and drive Other people do not drink and fuck

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you have got to smile and walk away… Hold your tears in and pretend like you are okay

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Taste the rainbow Eat CRAYONS

Team Edward cause Jacob doesn't sparkle

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he will believe you tell him a chair has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it to be sure.

The best proof of love is trust

The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed

The pain subsides, but not for long, I'm trying hard, but I can't hold on. People tell me to be strong, but nothing matters, cause you're gone.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by their side and knowing that you'll never have them.

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

There's a point in your life when you
get tired of chasing everyone
and trying to fix everything. but its
not giving up, it's realizing that
you don't need certain people and their crap

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

Tired of living and scared of dying

Twilight the reason girls across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity I'm not sure about the universe.

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!

War does not determine who is right. War determines who's left.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When life hands you lemons throw them back and demand Jasper Hale

When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in life gets worse

When you are down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I will be willing to lay down right next to you

Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for Jasper

Where words fail, music speaks

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think your stupid.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why we call it the present

You cry I cry. You laugh I laugh. You fall off a cliff I laugh even harder.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same.

You may just be one person in the world, but to one person you are the world

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen.


Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Honestly, I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep the halo up.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami

Go Pluto! Revolve in peace!

I'm an English major; you do the math.

Be insane… because well-behaved girls never made history.

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.


There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I was standing in the park, wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

I will leave you to ponder...

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my… Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

Have you ever pulled on a door that says push?

Do you go online just to look for these?

Have you ever asked a really obvious question?

Did you answer yes to these questions?

Then you have Imanidiotitis.

Don’t worry, I have it too!

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. ( comment)

A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals women's underwear. (Or, for an easier word, pervert)

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought. ( Oh my gosh!! a really scary thought)

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

warning: im sarcastic and I hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number?

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning... one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

When life throws you lemons...OME! You're pregnant!

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I can resist anything but temptation.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. (So true, so true..:)

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

The Six Truths of Life (I love this one!)

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

some people are like slinkies, there not much to look at but you can't help to smile when they fall down the stairs.

dont drink and drive. you might hit a bump and spill you drink

don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable

Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Carlisle is compassionate.

Esme is loving.

Rosalie is pretty.

Emmett is strong.

Edward is fast.

Bella is powerful.

Alice can win a bet.


Jasper can make you laugh when you break up with your werewolf best friend who you're actually in love with but won't admit because your too danm stubborn and because your also in love with a vampire who your about to marry.

You think your thinking about what your thinking about...but you're not!

If only they didn't have heads.


Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and
I spill things, a lot. I'm pretty clumsy, and
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I fight at times and
maybe sometimes, nothing goes right.
But when I think about it, and take a step back,
I remember how amazing life truly is.
And that maybe - just maybe - I like being imperfect.

If you always want what you can’t have, what do you want when you can have everything?

You can't make someone love you; you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

The apple ran away with the banana, they got married, rented a motel room, and thus, we have oranges.

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “Storms suck!”

Life is God’s way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!"

Death is God’s way of dragging you back up to heaven by your shirt collar mumbling, ‘Alright, I think you’ve done enough damage..."

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

You can have the most beautiful voice, but if you don't sing your own songs, how can you be considered an artist

One kiss can hold more secrets than a politician, more water than an ocean, and more complications than the iner workings of ones brain

Forget the risk, take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all. Every insult is just one more brick on my ever building walls

I drink Coffee because sleep is for the weak

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, falling in love with you was beyond my control

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.

If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Normality will be restored as soon as remember what it is.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colours, but they learn how to live in the same box.

You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but just remember that life goes on.

You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.

Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.

Love is like war. It's easy to begin, impossible to forget, and hard to end.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

I'm a little cupcake, cute and sweet. When your girlfriend dumps you, I'm what you eat.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

You can't buy happiness...but you can buy ice cream. That's close enough.

Men are like mascara...They run at the first sign of emotion.

Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

It's not that I'm not a 'people person'. It's that I'm not a 'stupid people person.'

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet…

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.

It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it.

I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.

Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive.

Girlz are like phones. We luv to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'

Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy.

Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart.

When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care.

Taking over the world is hard.

Uhmm, I was going to put something nice in here...but then I forgot...What was I talking about?!

I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullen's.

You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want because once she turns around she's not coming back.

I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS.

My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Paul and Seth.(My favorite werewolfs out of all of them)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. (Ok so this one is actually fake, but we can dream can't we?)

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313,Vampire-Goth-Girl

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, frndshiponfire, tachiequillsluv,Vampire-Goth-Girl

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've told the voices in your head to be quiet over and over and THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu, frndshiponfire, tachiequillsluv,Vampire-Goth-Girl

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in yourbathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at thatvery moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die (The story that goes with this is creepy and I'm way too paranoid not to post this.)



(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)


(fav color and fav animal)

Orange Dog

(your middle name and the street you live on)

Nicole Hope

(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)


(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Green Strawberry

(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)


(both parents middle name)

Janen Patrick

(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Q-Tip


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

was a complete mystery

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A ashtray(step-dads)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Who Want's To Be A Millionare

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:15 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:07 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the t.v.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

two hours ago i was going to check the mail.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

Siren Jax Carston's profile

9. What are you wearing?

A blue shirt and black shorts with white skulls on them

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

I don't know... sometime today...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

white, clock, stockings, my stepdads metals from the army, and some hanging thingings

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?

I'm supposed to think something?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Four Brothers

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

clothes and books and movies and TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms) clothes and accesaries

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Ummm... I think I'm bi?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Gay Rights. There would be some

19. Do you like to dance?

Kinda sorta.

20. George Bush:

Has bad grammar.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I don't know... Lizzie or Elizabeth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Spencer or Derek or Aaron or Jason because I have a extreme obbsesion with Criminal Minds or Jack

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I don't know


1. What time did you get up this morning? Eight

2. Diamonds or Pearls? diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I don't remember

4. What is your favorite TV show? Criminal Minds

5. What did you have for breakfast? Smarties

6. What is your middle name? Nicole

7. What is your favorite cuisine? No idea

8. What foods do you dislike? Anything with any type of nuts and most veggies and then some

9. Your favorite potato chip? original

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? i don't know

11. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive too young

12. Favorite sandwich? turkey and chesse

14. What are your favorite clothes? Torn up jeans and a faded T-shirt

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Germany or Japan or Tiawan or any where in Europe

16. What color is your bathroom? White.

17. Favorite brand of clothing? Walmart. (As long as it doesn't itch...)

18. Where were you born? California

19. Favorite time of the day? late at night

20. Where would you want to retire to? I don't know...

21. Favorite sport to watch? Yuck.

22. Who do you least expect to send this back? Send what back?

23. Person you expect to send it back first? What?

24. Coke or Pepsi? either

25. Are you a morning person or night owl? I prefer the night

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Nope.

27. What did you want to be when you were little? A nurse.

28. What is your best childhood memory? playing with my family.

29. What are the different jobs you have had? Chores .

30. Nicknames? no.

31. Piercing? Ears. I want to get my lip, tongue, and a few more in my ears.

32. Eye Color? Green with a line of brown

33. Ever been to Africa? No.

34. Ever been toilet papering? Nope.

35. Favorite day of the week? Don't have one.

36. Favorite restaurant? none

37. Favorite ice cream? none

38. Favorite fast food restaurant? I like Burger King

39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven’t taken it yet.

40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? This is a email?

41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I will never get a credit card if I can help it.

42. Bedtime? 11:30

44. Last person you went to dinner with? my sister

45. What are you listening to right now? Weird Al Yankovic

46. What is your favorite color? Neon Orange right now.

47. How many tattoos do you have? None. But I want one.

48. What is your religion if you have one? christian

50. What is you GPA: I don't know...

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 2

Have any pets: 2

Have a job: I wish.

Have a cellphone: Yep

Have any special talents or skills: math and acting (I think)

Have any fears: Everyone does.

Have a bedtime: 11:30

Sing in the shower: no

Want to go to college: Yes.

Get along with your parents: Most of the time.

Have any piercings: Yes.

Have any tattoos: No.


Smoke: No

Drink: No.

Do Drugs: No

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: Maybe
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Wouldn't dream of it.

Are you single: Yes.
Are you in a relationship: No.

Do you have a crush on someone: No.
Ever been dumped: Yes.
Ever dumped someone: Yes.

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Yes
Drank alcohol: Yes accidentally
Done drugs: No
Partied 'til the sun came up: No
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: No.

Why America has some issues

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

"Love overcomes hate, Love has no color, Love has no orientation, All is love."

"Life is about taking risks to get what you want."

"Be who you want to be - be free in your own skin, be liberated and feel beautiful and do what you want to do without judgement."

"Look, you're not going to find what you're looking for, but it'll be fine, you're going to be okay."

"Sprinkle glitter all over everything."

"Before you break you have to shed your armour, take a trip and fall into the glitter, tell a stranger that they're beautiful. So all you feel is love."

I'm not random; I just think faster then you!

I'm not loud; your just to close to my mouth.

I'm not annoying your just boring!!

I'm not a clutz floors, lockers, doors, and stairs just hate me

"I look at everything this is love, it shouldn't be categorized by straight, bi, gay, catholic, atheist, or Jewish. whomever it ends up being with; then so be it... it was meant to be, and its the way it was attended... no stopping it. love is a power in which we don't have control over..."

Did you know?

-121 million people worldwide suffer from depression. (World Health Organization)

- 18 million of these cases are happening in the United States. (The National Institute of Mental Health)

- Between 20% and 50% of children and teens struggling with depression have a family history of this struggle and the offspring of depressed parents are more than three times as likely to suffer from depression. (U.S. Surgeon General's Survey, 1999)

- Depression often co-occurs with anxiety disorders and substance abuse, with 30 percent of teens with depression also developing a substance abuse problem. (NIMH)

- 2/3 of those suffering from depression never seek treatment.

Untreated depression is the number one cause of suicide, and suicide is the third leading cause of death among teenagers. (NIMH)

Please go to and help a great cause. TWLOHA stands for To Write Love On Her Arms and helps teens who have tried or thought about the option of suicide, self-injury,addiction, or are going through depression. On the website you can find true but horrifying facts about depression, addiction,self-injury, and suicide. Many great bands are contibuting to this cause. Bands such as Paramore, Skillet, Between the Trees, and so many more. Please go to the website or go to to hear a true story about a teen who went through this. Please see this as no joke and help TWLOHA and see how much self-injury and addiction can effect everyone's lives. Help the cause and pass this on to your friends and family or even just strangers and help.

Adam lambert

It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his songs
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes a lifetime to forget him

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Cooties

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? U + UR Hand

3. Your teacher is... Shake Tramp

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Beside You

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? We Live

6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Piano Man

7. How do you feel right now? Teardrops On My Guitar

8.What's on your bedside table right now? Automatic

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? Who Am I?

10. When you open your wardrobe you see... If Everyone Cared

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Yeah Boy and Doll Face

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Without Love

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Perfect

14. Your life's theme song? I'm Not Leaving (South River Road Version)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? House of Wolves

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? They Don't Understand

17. Your motto is.. Awake

18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... Smell the Color 9

19. What did you dream about tonight? Facedown

20. Any last words? Whataya Want From Me

If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, DAMNIT! RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun!"

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"-

i believe that A.D.D and A.D.H.D is a gift not a dissorder if you think that to then put this on your profile


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

I took it again because some of my tastes changed and I have become more as my friends like to call it evil. ;)

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

That 15 year old pregnant girl is not a slut.
She was raped by her ex boyfriend.

That boy isn't oversensitive
He gets beaten by his dad and is jumpy around others.

That man isn't ugly.
He got his scars fighting for our country.

That girl isn't fat. She has a medical condition.

That girl isn't a bitch.
She's tired of being verbally abused by her peers and is going to stand up for herself.

He's not a slacker
He couldn't finish his homework because he was at the hospital with his dying mom.

Don't judge. You have no clue what's going
on with someone

OK I got this from CheekyBrunette's Profile and I liked it. Here is what she wrote:


So, I thought of a cool challenge. We all dig into the lives and emotions of our favorite characters, but what about ourselves? So here's the thing. It took me a while, but I did some soul searching, and I came up with some stuff I didn't know about myself until I really looked. So now it's your turn! Post it on your wall, send it here, whatever. Post it. And if you get a little emotional along the way, it's okay. I was a wreck when I wrote mine. I sort of realized how tired I was, and it really got to me."

So I thought that I would do mine


She's that girl that everyone thinks will always be OK no matter what happend. They don't see the girl who is breaking inside from her best friend/cousins suicide, they don't see the girl that just wants to break down and cry all most all the time. They see a girl who is strong physically and emotionaly. They see a girl who effortlessly gets wonderful grades and has great friends. They don't see the girl who only has 3 or 4 people who she actually trustsand they don't see how trying to be perfect is breaking her.

They see a girl who can handel her friend being suicidal, being a cutter and wanting to end eerything. But she can't. They think she can handle her brother being bi-polar when she wants to break and say is "why didn't I realize this sooner. I knew there was something diffrent about him." She wants to smack her sister and ask her why she keeps going back to a guy who cheats on her and would leave her the second someone with more money and time to take care of his kids come along. She tries to but all that comes out is "he's not right for you." But does her sister listen? No. Her sister breaks away from her they become not close until there all those small moments when her sister breaks up with him for a day or two. Or those few times when her sister takes her out of town and they spend the day together. But that's all she gets from her sister.

They see a girl who has the highest self-esteem and who never is hurt when people say stupid stuff. They don't see the girl who stares at her reflection and just sees a ugly girl who can never be loved as anything other than a friend or sister. She justs smiles through the pain and doesn't show people her true emotions because everyone else needs her to be strong. Eveyone else is leaning on her so they can break down and shown themselves. They don't realize that her family is falling apart and she is the only one that seems to notice it. She just sits there and acts like everything is the way it has always been. She want to hurt herself but knows how much that would hurt those few people close to her. She hates her life but knows she can't leave it.

So what if most friends she has are there for a year or two and then they change, so what if she sometimes crys herself to sleep, she can't show any of it. She can never show any of it because then she hurts more than just herself. She hurts her only close friend, she hurts her mom, she hurts her sister, she hurts her youngest cousin who needs her because his older brother killed himself and she is the only thing he has left from the times the 3 of them had spent together when they were younger.

She wants to break. She wants to break right in front of everyone. Say "This is who I am!! I'm not a girl with an unshakable confindence! Don't treat me like I'm stone! I'm closer to being made of glass then anyone thinks and if one more rocks hit me I might shatter!" But she can't and no one knows how much that hurts her. They all think she can take everything in stride and maybe she can. But she can never know if everything just continues to come at her within the span of 3 or 4 months. No one realizes that she almost can't even cry anymore because tears just aren't being made after everything she has lost. Lost it all so quickly that she feels like she's going to break.

OK wow I somewhat started crying. At least randomly through part when I wrote stuff. Guess writing your emotions really does make you break and realize how tired you are of everything that you go through. Sorry to everyone who reads my stories. Clearly as you have just read the last few months of my life has sucked. Like really bad. This whole year has sucked. I had two other relatives who I don't know very well die in the January and Feburary. Sorry again.

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Our Friends are Babies, Literally! by Millen reviews
When Cartman and Kenny accidentally turned into babies and Kyle and Stan have to be "Parents" for a week while their families come home from a cruise, can Cartman and Kenny go back? Could Stan and Kyle handle it? /Will fix prior chapters!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Moving Forward by Redefining Fantsy reviews
Edward likes to fix broken things, but Bella's healed now. Even though she's in danger she's not broken. There's nothing for Edward to fix. Searching for something better he leaves. An unlikely Cullen goes back to fix who the others rebroke. B/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Hosting a romance? by Nikita-chan6 reviews
Rich people do some of the craziest things. My second fanfic and I'm not taking it too seriously, ON HIATUS I'm gonna rewrite this because I don't like it. So I'll leave it here while it's under it's massive rewrite.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Tall Tales by Twilight684 reviews
On a job quite unusual even for them, Sam finds himself falling for the odd yet charming janitor at Crawford Hall. What happens when Sam finds out the man isn't really what he appears to be? My take on what should have happened during season 2 ep. 15 Tall Tales. SamxGabriel - don't like don't read. You've been warned.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,485 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] Dean W. - Complete
Two Wolves One Imprint by blondie134 reviews
What happens when each imprint has two wolves not one. Dominant / Possesive Jacob and Paul OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,604 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Alpha, The Hot Head and The Human by blondie134 reviews
What happens when Bella moves back home to be with her father and gets imprinted on by two wolves and finds out she has two soulmates. Sam/Paul/Bella...Dominant and possesive Paul and Sam
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Bella, Paul
Finding Love After Heartbreak by blondie134 reviews
What happens when Bella goes back to the Cullen's home to get closure and sees two gorgeous vampires going by the names of Garret and Peter. Dominate and possesive Peter and Garrett! Garrett/Peter/Bella Paring xX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,290 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Garrett
My Coma by cdawn1022 reviews
JD takes a tumble and Dr. Cox is a little slow to respond. When JD wakes up, Perry is shocked to learn he remembers nothing of the past five years; he thinks he's still an intern. He tries to nurse JD back to health, and restore his memories of their two years together. Established JDox, Cox POV.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Can't breathe without you by Arackna15 reviews
What happens when Kevin and Edd are fated mates? Read and find out. Rate M for mature. And an unexpected twist in the end.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,365 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Edd, Kevin
Thank you, Six Flags by dbz7000 reviews
First, it was at Six Flags, then the grocery store, then a date. Logan's a single father who meets a bubbly Latino in all of those places. Can Carlos be the happiness Logan wants, needs, and deserves?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 67,198 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Logan, Carlos
Finding the Adventure: A Migulio fanfiction by Zombiechii reviews
A continuum to the Road To El Dorado movie. Miguel and Tulio struggle with emotions and mending a friendship that may be more than it seems. Can they really just return to Spain with no complications? (RATED M FOR A REASON.)
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Make it Through by mintry1295 reviews
Zero turns out to be a 'Carrier Vampire', a male vampire that can bear children. How will he survive when almost every vampire wants him as a mate? KanameXZero. Mpreg SEQUEL UP - Nine Months of Struggle
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,589 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 11/21/2009 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
It's a Tribal Thing by La Mia Bella Stella reviews
Isabella Black was put into an adoption agency when she was one month old. At 16, she got out and went on a search to find her family. When she finds them, she in for a ride of a lifetime. Rated T for future reference. Flames allowed. ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Embry
Impulse by DarkSmile reviews
Sunako Nakahara just moved to a big city. She promised her aunt she would stay out of dangerous situations but living in a apartment building of vampires isn't exactly safe. KyoxSun, Sorry I'm not good at summaries please try it anyway.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
Snake Bites by SasorisMom reviews
Ike catches his brother in an awkward postition with his best friend, Stan, and this starts to set off an explosion of lust for a certain goth. Ike has no idea how to handle his new emotions, but maybe Georgie can help. That is, if he can get past the firebreathing Shielasaurous. :P Rated M for sex with a pierced goth. . .And Dylan's mouth.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth
I'll Catch You by ElissaB reviews
So bella is 7 and abused by her father. she meets Emmett VAMP at the park and they get this crazy weird connection and become friends. The abuse gets worse and Emmett finds out. What will he do? Will his love for this tiny human girl manage to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Uphill Struggle by Mehhhx reviews
Bobby's back and he's not the least bit happy with teenage Jack's behaviour lately. Jack disagrees. Too bad Evelyn's going out of town to be able to mediate.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,406 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Jack M., Bobby M.
I Had Your Attention All Along by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **COMPLETE** Continued in "Fixing It"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,925 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Points of Connection by 7troublesome reviews
They have saved a strange creature, beautiful, wild and dangerous. But is he intelligent? And while they were trying to find his home, the creature managed to steal Naruto's heart… That prissy Baby, with cat ears and fluffy tail…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love To Burn by JosieTwilight27 reviews
Chase noticed that Logan's been acting very strangely since coming back to school. Logan refuses to tell what's going on in his head. When the truth comes out, will Chase be able to help him, or will Zoey steal him away from Logan?
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,052 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Chase M., Logan R.
Imprinted by ace1014 reviews
Turns out that Renee cheated on Charlie. In return Bella gains a brother and in effect she gains two imprints and turns out she has two legends about her. What happens when the Cullens return? What is going on with Bella? Lemons. Cursing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Beyond The Stars by yaoigirl22 reviews
AU:Sam was happy with his doting father Loki, siblings, Grandfather Odin, his Uncle and Aunts the Norse Gods. Then a Hunter named Dean kidnapped him...sorta. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Stolen Secrets by Nao-Beast reviews
Edd has had enough he's lost and alone in the world . He's leaving the cul-de-sac for good will anyone try to stop him? Journel enteries from Double - D and a few others , also the story will eventually be told from a third person view. Kevin/Edd Ed/Jimmy And will take requests. GETTING EDITED.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Tethered by Tessie390 reviews
Ethan finds himself in a position where he desperately needs to be saved, but isn't, Benny vows to do what he can to keep Ethan safe, going after his attacker will be Benny's first step. Jesse/Ethan in earlier chapters. Ethan/Benny in later chapters. WARNING; vampire rape, torture, narcissism, sadism, and murder involved. NOT for the squeamish. Might change from T to M. CH. 21 up!
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,193 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M.
Welcome to the Stage by Madam Mimm reviews
A.U. in which Gabriel is a stand up comedian, Sam is a reluctant law student, Dean is bad at being a homosexual, and Pamela is fed up with the lot of them. Sam/Gabe, Some Dean/Cas, Bobby/Ellen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Imprint Times 2 by N3veR BaCk D0wN reviews
This is a Bella/Paul fanfic. Bella goes to La Push and meets the pack. Paul imprints on her. Bella finds out that Jacob is her brother, and not long after that Bella changes and imprints on Paul. Find out what happens next.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Paul
For Life by NewSlove reviews
It doesn't matter if they were brothers or cousins- point is they're family and family sticks together. Through hell and back. Literally. NCIS included.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Dean W., Sam W., S. Reid
Fallen by ImagineYourself64 reviews
Samifer. The story of Sam and Lucifer, beginning with them locked together in the pits of Hell. It's a love story of how some can change and some can grow, but one that's ultimately about the effects of love in a place where it was never supposed to exist. UPDATE: Now with a canon divergent but happy ending.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Sam W., Lucifer] - Complete
Carlitos and Logolicious by yoaifanatic22 reviews
Logan has a crush on Carlos, captain of the hockey team. He has no time to flirt, because he has to pretend to date Kendall. SLASH dont like, dont read! I dont care.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,323 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Carlos, Logan
iCan't Do this without You by Mrpointyhorns reviews
After Freddie spends some necessary time with his boyfriend, Lucas. He realizes how hard it is to be distanced from him. The rest of the school finds out about Freddie's boyfriend. It doesn't help when Sam starts dating Pete. Next after iThink I Love You
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Freddie B. - Complete
Prank Gone Horribly Good by yoaifanatic22 reviews
Carlos and Logan are sick of James and Kendall keeping them up with loud sex, so they pull a horrible prank with a great out come. Mpreg! Cargan fic mentioning of Kames and evil Camille and Jo.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,527 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Carlos, Logan
How Sweet It Is by violette7 reviews
Justin loves food. Way too much. He and Brian meet. Justin is smitten, but Brian sees him as only a friend. Justin confesses to having a crush on "Joe," and Brian decides to help Justin get his man. Then Brian realizes that he wants Justin for himself.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 122,537 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Brian K., Justin T.
A Reluctant Bride by Sammybailey666 reviews
Lucifier is looking for a bride. Sam's boyfriend just broke up with him, he goes home to walk in on his brother with a certain Angel, and on top of that their father is back in town and he's a little prejudice when he starts to drink. And Sam has had enough what will he do when he starts to let ppl know who's boss.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,094 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
Well It All Started With a Hat by DigitalFruitBomb reviews
Double D's life is turned upside down when the gang discovers the secret of what's under his hat. Could the secret also be the key to turning it right side up again? DISCONTINUED! PLEASE READ NOTE!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Edd, Kevin
Touched by an Angel by TearStainedAshes reviews
In a world with guardian angels, Sherlock Holmes is the Guardian to John Watson. Not that either of them are happy about it at first. They soon grow close, and start a dangerous relationship together. Their love is tested through trials and tribulations, but will it prevail? Winglock AU w/ Mpreg, Rape/Non-Con elements, & character "death". Co-written w/ Acemindpalace.
Crossover - Sherlock & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 193,749 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Michael, Mycroft H.
PrinceCharming and The SilverKnight by countess sunako reviews
Garcia just introduced Reid to the wonderful world of modern technology and he just met a knight. Could love be possible online? Changed rating from T to a mild M...for now... *winks*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Past, Present, Future by DIFFERENT IS GOOD reviews
Bella and Emmett travel to the past. But when a mishap takes place they go too far back and meet a very human Jasper. What happens when he falls for Bella? With the war raging, she knows what'll happen. Will she let it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,910 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Please Save Me by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Freddie is hurting himself. Why is he doing this? Can Spencer save him?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
On the Open Road by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Dean finds a letter from Sam when he was a teenager explaining why he killed himself.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Can't by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Sequel to I Shouldn't. After a few weeks of dating Spencer figures it's time to tell Freddie of his past. WARNING: Self-Harm, Drug Abuse.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
The 26 ABC Kisses by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
Hatsuharu finds Kyou adorable that he can't help but flower the cat in kisses. Kyou's POV.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Starting Over by haterhaterhater reviews
Sunako runs away in order to avoid becoming a "full fledged lady." Years later she and Kyohei find themselves in Aunties shoes, taking care of four lost kids who need to be taught what it really means to live.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
On the Glossy Cover by velvetvalentine reviews
Naruto is a young journalist for a celebrity magazine. To everyone's surprise the heir of Konoha's biggest corporation is suddenly getting married. Obviously there should be plenty for Naruto to write about, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ramble On by geekery-pokery reviews
AU: Sam and Dean are two familiars who become Bonded to Castiel and Gabriel, a pair of powerful witches who live together. Destiel, Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,560 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
I Fall Into You by marky77 reviews
Cody is being bullied at school and is too scared to tell anyone. Will he tell Zack? Will his brother be able to protect him if he does find out? And will the discovery of a special kind of love help him through it? Twincest. Rated M for a reason.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Cody M., Zack M.
Plane Talk by REIDFANATIC reviews
A series of one shots and drabbles of conversations between the members of the BAU team while on the plane. Mostly Reidcentric
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - S. Reid
The Truth Behind Their Eyes by TheRestOfUs reviews
Secrets, pain and friendship. Walking in the lives of Michael, Pete, Henrietta and Firkle. Will they learn some lessons? Will they escape? And are they REALLY whiney pussies? Or do they have real life problems?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Curly Goth, Kindergarten Goth, Henrietta, Red Goth
Raising the Barre 2: The Tipping Pointe by blueoleandar93 reviews
With Super Bowl Champion Derek Morgan and professional ballroom dancer Dr. Spencer Reid split up, the heat of competition is rising to a fever pitch and is more dramatic than ever. Complete with catfights, poorly hidden lust, public humiliation, the return of ex-lovers, and an entire gang of producers against their advancement, this shit could be a reality show... oh, wait. It is.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,061 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] E. Prentiss, P. Garcia
Tackle My Heart (Oiginal, Being Relaunched under same name) by RoseLaurel reviews
Reid finds himself in a hopeless situation that Garcia proposes to get him out of with 5 simple steps. Can she help her baby genius, or is Morgan more dense than we all thought? WARNING! Contains slash, sexual situations, tackling, and Garcia's plans
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
I love him? by musicart-life reviews
Spencer goes to visit his brother Derek(Morgan) for 2 weeks. Spencer even gets to help with a case! Derek finds out about Spencer's boyfriend, but not everything. Spencer is 17 dating a 32 year old. But does Spencer really want to? Who's following him? And is he falling for someone new?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - S. Reid
Reasons why I love Kyle by sadistic-sex-master reviews
Stan writes a list of why he loves Kyle, the ups and downs Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Raising Angels 101 by yaoigirl22 reviews
God has an odd sense of humor, no really he does. Why else would a flock of Angels be calling him "Mother"?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,451 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sam W.
Loves Complicated by KOATMace reviews
Benny and Rory are dating and so are Ethan and Sarah but things get complicated and they all have to deal with it while still fighting evil! Writing new chapters again
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2011 - [Benny W., Rory K.] [Ethan M., Sarah]
Turning Back Time by maxandkiz reviews
A case in Florida has some very startling results for the team. De-aged Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 139 - Words: 388,711 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 10/7/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
A Love Affair To Die For by random-antics-echelon reviews
Two con men, a native girl, and an evil high priest make for one warped love affair. Would things have been different if Tulio had just listened to Miguel? SLASH Migulio pairing. Some violence.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Miguel, Tulio
Wolf Moon by AhmoseInarus reviews
CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,372 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Call Of The Alpha by PhoenixWhite1120 reviews
Jacob's life has been nothing but hurt and betrayal, but when Sam Uley imprints on him this is bound to change...-right? Jacob's a bit OCC in this one due to his circumstances. SamxJacob, JarredxSeth boyxboy don't like don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,723 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jacob, Sam
Merlin's Lost Will by dawn of the rising phoenix reviews
Arthur's thrown by Merlin's absolute obedience to his orders. For all of his complaining about Merlin being a terrible servant, Arthur rather liked his cheeky attitude. Merlin's obedience is doing rather a lot for Arthur's libido, but Arthur soon starts to worry there may be something darker at play. Can someone be cursed to lose their will?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Derek's Misery by torajune28 reviews
Derek did something that he'd usually never do and now he's regretting it. After all, he's not one to... settle. Really, how long does it take, anyway? Then, of course, a case crops up and the victims are a little unnerving. Isn't life just great? WARNINGS: Slash DMSR :)
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,308 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Behind the Pane of Glass by wbinfinity reviews
While working on a case home in Virginia, where pairs of close people are abducted together, two of the team members disappear. In an attempt to find them, the rest of the team is constantly contacted by the unsub with various messages. Will they get the team back safe. This takes place two years after Revelations. Rated T for Language, Violence, and some possible Sexual Abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,663 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Kyle the Foster Child by OtakuSushi reviews
The McCormick family are behind on their finances, and decide to adopt a foster child for named Kyle for the support payments. K2, Kyle x Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Office Hours by WoNdY Alice reviews
Logan is the new secretary for the famous CEO Kendall Knight, who has a record for breaking hearts. Almost instantly, Logan hates the man yet lusts after him all together. So they make a deal to use each other for their own needs. But what happens when the CEO's ice cold heart starts cracking? And will Logan feel the same? Kogan, Jarlos, Lumille, and Jett x Jo. Possessive Kendall!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,653 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Kendall, Logan] - Complete
Sounds Are Always Misleading by Nightress5 reviews
Iruka is walking by Naruto's bedroom door when he hears some...very interesting sounds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,253 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I am a Hero by Auburn Tomorrow reviews
Peter always knew he was going to be a superhero, but his two super dads were never going to let that happen if it was up to them. However, some things cannot be stopped. After an accident in Banner's lab, Peter gains super powers. Out of fear of his parent's disapproval he hides his power with the help from Wade Wilson who may be more than he appears. Domestic!Avengers, Spideypool
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
White Blank Page by beavoicenotanecho reviews
They say that your Imprint is designed for you in every single way. Paul doesn't believe this or the fact that Bella Swan is his Imprint. Watch as these two seemingly ill-matched, but fated persons struggle with the ties that bind them together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,848 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Paul
Emmett's Sister by midnightmist101 reviews
Bella and her big brother Emmett got into an arguement and he stormed off. They were both changed. But they both think that the other one is dead. So what happens when they meet 100 years later? all vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I Love You, Kitsunechan by gungnirburst reviews
When a new student transfers in, Naruto can't help but be drawn to him. But Gaara's shyness may be more troublesome than endearing for what Naruto has in mind. [AU. Naruto/Gaara. Shy!Gaara.] [Discontinued.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Justin's Big Secret by twinkminded reviews
Justin walked out on Brian a year and a half ago, leaving Liberty Ave completely. But a call from the hospital sends Brian to Justin's side, wanting to help. Justin doesn't want his help, doesn't want Brian around, to find out his secret, the reason he walked out the night. (Not good at summaries) No Prop14 I do not own these characters
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,535 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Ben B., Brian K., Justin T., Michael N. - Complete
Bastard by animallvr682 reviews
Kenny has been doing something he doesnt want anyone to know about. Something to earn a little money. What happens when Kyle tells Kenny how he feels, and Kenny tells Kyle his secret? Warning...this story contains yaoi, prostitution, and other stuffs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Surviving Changes and Stuff by CrazyAsOrange reviews
Kenny and Kyle are assigned to work together on a school project, but why is Stan so upset? For that matter, why are Kenny and Stan always bickering lately? Why is Stan so addimate on keeping Kyle away from Kenny? K2 mostly written from Kyle's POV
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Build Me Up by xChemicalxFallxPanicx reviews
AU story. Logan is tormented in his high school by bullies and no one is on his side, till one day when a new kid arrives. Slash. Rated M for language.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,240 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Listen to the Sound of My Voice by JustDreamingOutLoud reviews
In a world where Edd and Kevin had never met, fate still directs the course of their lives toward one another. But life is never all rainbows and clear skies. Sometimes there's unfathomable, cryptic gray clouds. Kevin/Edd. All aboard the slash train. (On Hiatus.)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Edd, Kevin
Life behind the closed door by gothina234 reviews
Reid has suffered at the hands of an abusive boyfriend for over a year, enduring the abuse after learning the consequences of leaving from his boyfriend, Martin. When Martin goes too far and leaves Reid for dead, the team find out the horrifying truth of what he's gone through. Can they protect him when Martin comes to silence him? Slash, warnings inside.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,974 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Against His Will by silverwrym reviews
Reid starts to question whether or not the BAU is the best place for him. Unfortunately, the decision is made for him when an unsub decides that the gawky agent can make him alot of money. Set after the episode "True Genius." Warnings posted in the chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,255 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Logan's past by azaleas thorns reviews
Logan's sister comes to PCA, and clears up some of their pasts, as well as tries to help Logan get together with the one he's been in love with for the past two years... Chase! LoganxChase slash eventually, with a possibility of a side femslash couple :)
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Logan R., Chase M.
Faces In The Hall by NorthernxDownpour reviews
High School AU: Spencer Reid is uprooted from his home in Las Vegas and is forced to move across the country to McLean, Virginia to live with his estranged father. Then he meets Derek Morgan in school and life gets so much more complicated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,665 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Two Is Better Than One by I wanna be the very best reviews
Doctor Reid finds himself with a secret after a night at a club with his team. He isn't ashamed of the secret, just concerned. But the secret won't stay silent for long. Male/male pairings lemon later characters ooc at times
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 137,457 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Biter by reviews
Gwaine sees Arthur covered in bite marks and demands to see his boyfriend. The rest of them think about what kind of person the boyfriend will be. When they actually see him, they're pleasantly surprised. Arthur/Merlin Jealous! Arthur, Rating because I'm paranoid. Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Vow (Merthur Style) by merthurianlegends reviews
"I will love you: till the day I die..." That was Merlin's wedding vows to Arthur, and they would have lived happily ever after too...But after an accident causes Merlin to loose 5 years out of his memory, will Arthur be able to make Merlin fall for him again? Can the love of a lifetime find a second chance? *SLASH*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,999 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Late Night, Date Night by SoahOrange reviews
Sherlock is late for a special dinner. Simple one-shot. Johnlock. No smut. Let me know if it should be expanded. Please review!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Humanising Sherlock by Mead00 reviews
Sherlock is having trouble getting cases due to his public persona as a haughty, intimidating freak. When John suggests to him that people simply need to find something 'normal' in him that they can relate to, Sherlock forms a plan that will be his and John's biggest adventure yet. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,748 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Team Earth by kb18142 reviews
Dean Winchester said yes to Michael to protect everyone he loves. Now Sam, Adam, Castiel , Gabriel, some other angels, a few pagan gods and some humans must band together to stop both Heaven and Hell. AU for Seasons 5-8; spoilers too! Destiel, Sabriel, and some other pairings to be decided later.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,705 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Someone Like You by BTRobsession reviews
AU, Jagan. James Diamond has everything, but he still feels like something is missing. What happens when Logan Mitchell walks into his life? Will romance bloom... ON HIATUS!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - James, Logan
Keeping Secrets by StarfireRocks reviews
Spencer Reid and Sherlock Holmes have been friends since childhood, and when Spencer gets the news of Sherlock's death, he doesn't believe it - it doesn't make sense. (Classed as Friendship, but really only because any other genre seems a bit ambitious)
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Going Behind the Scenes by SoulfulSam reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Jared and Jensen while Sam & Dean were in their universe during "The French Mistake"? J2 end up in Sam & Dean's universe one day while in the middle of filming and are a little shocked at what they find. Wincest, ahoy! (FYI - rating will likely go up in later chapters)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Moonlight by darkly0divine reviews
This is the story of Jason Black Brother to Jacob black and son to their deceased Sarah and Billy black. Jason's going through a tough time. being the only half wolf half vampire breed he is basicly alone without Jake..well until someone admits their love for him...better yet two somebodies...Great...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jacob, Paul
Night's Reflection by IntoTheWilds reviews
ONE-SHOT: Never did Derek think there would be an Unsub he didn't want to take down...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2014 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Intolerance by noobz40 reviews
Reid has been keeping a secret from the team. What happens when he is brutally attacked and his secret is revealed. Will the team be accepting of his situation. SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - S. Reid, OC
Ticking Time Bombs by Daerwyn reviews
Renee was oblivious, and when she finally does decide to go through her parenting phase, Bella is thrown to Charlie, to be dealt with. Of course, living with a cop while also addicted to a few illegal substances, means things are bound to turn for the worst. But she wants a better life, she wants to be immune to the pain Edward had caused without having to put her life in danger.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,843 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
A New Friend by QweenGwen reviews
AU- Reid never joined the BAU, instead they come across a seven-year old Spencer Reid in a case in Nevada. The boy is found during the takedown of the unsub, locked in a closet. He immediately bonds with one of the team and doesn't let go easily. Rated T just in case, mentions of past child abuse. Chapter 30 is up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Silence is Serenity by JMLHCPKSfan reviews
Logan hasn't spoken to another soul in a year. When he gets admitted to a mental hospital, the only person who can get anything out of him is James Diamond- another inpatient with an eating disorder. Logan never planned on finding love in such a dark place, but how can he not fall for the one person who gets him?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,216 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James, Logan] Kendall, Carlos - Complete
He Could Be The One by BTRobsession reviews
Mpreg. AU. Logan is madly in love with James, a successful business man, but James has a girlfriend. When Logan ends up pregnant, James promises to be there. But when that promise is broken, it's up to Logan to raise the baby on his own and hopefully meet someone to be his baby's father. He meets Kendall, but isn't sure if he's the right guy. Will Logan give Kendall a chance?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,990 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Kendall, Logan, James - Complete
The Undercover Operation by ReidxMexLikexAxBook reviews
Reid is offered to go undercover in a maximum security prison to gain insight to a human trafficking ring. Joined only by Morgan, his life spins into the typical routine of any other convict. Warnings: RxM Slash, violence, and feels.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Providence by AzzyJ94 reviews
Dean and Cas have settled into a relatively normal life but now they are targets of a very different kind of monster and they have to let a new kind of hunter help keep them and their family safe.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013
Babysitter by trillion42 reviews
Reincarnation. Merlin's waited thousands of years for Arthur to return, and he finally finds him. One problem though...Arthur is four years old! To protect his king and be by his side, he becomes Arthur's full time babysitter. Merthur (in a non-pedo way) and fluff.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,697 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
So Non-Conformist by Kealsey Aburame reviews
The youngest goth hates middle school. There's no reason not to...except maybe a kid genius with colder eyes than his.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ike B., Kindergarten Goth] - Complete
Late Love by ECJBlover reviews
#Full Summary inside# Boy x Boy edwardxjacob jakeward SLASH Bella bashing. Language. Sexual Situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Love Somebody by Sonaaa reviews
Logan's paying James to be his fake boyfriend and James is completely against the idea. It's not like he needs the money anyway but the more they spend time together, the less James minds being in a fake relationship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,693 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
60 Elements by AestheticAcoustic reviews
60 one-word themed drabbles. Meant to go along with my story Elements. DIP. Mature themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
SasuNaru A High School Love Story by kagura77 reviews
Sasuke is a new student at his new High School. Quickly, he falls head over heels for Naruto, who is in most of his classes. But he's afraid that maybe Naruto won't feel the same! Lemons and Yaoi! Dont like,dont read! Enjoy everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,954 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love, Magic and Power by sypeth reviews
Logan is a mage, he cant tell anyone though not even the love of his life, kendall. what happens when dark forces begin to meddle with his life? bad summary but hopefully better story, KOGAN and rated M for language and violence
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kendall, Logan
The Father, The Son, and The Blond by Predec2 reviews
CO-AUTHORED WITH STARSHINE-GREEN. Brian unexpectedly becomes a father at the age of 16. What happens 16 years later when a certain 18-year-old blond unknowingly attracts the attention of both father and son? Will Brian sacrifice his son's love for another's? Brian/Justin, teenage Gus. **STORY IS NOW COMPLETE**
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,310 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Getting Comfortable by blueoleandar93 reviews
Morgan and Reid encounter struggles when sharing a bed for the first time.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Angels, Alcohol, and Marriage: Awesome by Akira of the Twilight reviews
Season 9 AU. For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled. Sabriel. Background Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,060 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Little Sister by trillion42 reviews
Fem!Merlin. A series of one-shots when Merlin is the knights' and Arthur's "little sister." Based off my one-shot "She's Our Little Sister!" No slash, but fluff. Mostly will be humor, with some angst and h/c on the side. Will be updated regularly (hopefully). Featuring Gwaine, Leon, Percival, Elyan, and Arthur acting like older brothers!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine, Leon
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It wasn't me by Esthernight reviews
Shawn writes a play about his life in New York and his family back at the trailer park come to see it. Shawn and Cory slash. The frist chapter and a couple of the last chapters is form the POV of the Hunter family, but a lot the story is the "play", which is Shawn's life form his POV. Please tell me if thats a confusing bad idea, any freeback would great, thank you!
Boy Meets World - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,361 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Cory M., Shawn H.
It's A Family Thing by LonelyDreamy reviews
AU. When Logan Mitchell comes back to Minnesota, James Diamond wants to destroy his life. But Logan's father has a surprise that will change everything. Logan/James, Kendall/Carlos, Camille/Dak, Jo/OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,074 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Logan, James - Complete
The Wilkerson Effect by sodium-amytal reviews
"Oh my God, can we not discuss our sex life in front of our brother?" There's something wrong with every single word in that sentence; Malcolm hates his life.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
Gypsy Dreams by seditionary reviews
Morgan's having startlingly vivid dreams which force him to confront his repressed attraction to Spencer Reid. Dream world is AU, and is intertwined with a BAU storyline. Please see each chapter for content warnings.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,208 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Side of the Angels by Evanescent Cumberbabe reviews
Dean, Sam and Cas travel to London to investigate a series of hellhound murders that could possibly lead them to Crowley, and enlist the help of the world's only consulting detective and his loyal blogger. They'll have to learn to work together to stop the killings and capture the King of Hell himself. Implied Destiel and later Demon!John, may get a bit violent eventually. Pls R&R!
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Sherlock H., John W.
Excuse Me? by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
I think it was a bad omen when I asked the bus driver to go over 40 and he threatened to break my finger if I ever poked him again. So here I am driving head on into camp 'o crap. why, you ask? Because my aunt is the warden. oh yea,summers gonna be fun
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,959 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/20/2007
Six Months and Counting by McGemcity reviews
Prequel to The Interview. McNozzo. How did our two special agents end up together? To be honest they didn't even realise it had happened.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Tim M., Tony D.
The Hunters' Ascent by Ayperos5239 reviews
Sam took Gabriel's death so hard, Dean had no choice but to ask god for help. Sabriel with a side of Destiel, violence, adult content, language and Mpreg (maybe). Also, not mine, please don't sue. I hate it when i forget the disclaimer. I feel sheepish. Le-completed.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,686 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by withyourteeth reviews
When Edd and Kevin are placed together in their freshman dorm room, the boys feelings for each other are tested and secrets must be kept. Rated for later scenes.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,786 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
I Know It's Going To Be You In The End by Kendalls LogieBear reviews
Kendall Knight is the world famous pop artist that's been used all his life,Logan is his new uptight manager. What happens when Kendall starts to having feelings for him? Kogan. Jarlos. Rated for Smut and Language
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Logan, Kendall
Meow Mix Attraction by Jibbly reviews
Naruto gets a Hybrid pet for his 18th birthday. things quickly go out of control, once his little Sasuke becomes one of the most desired pets around. Things go from bad to worse once Sasuke comes of age.Can Naru handle it? Neko Sasuke Narusasu Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,648 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Like Winter by Lori von Loco reviews
Mike and Pete agree on only three things: that emo kids suck, PS4 is better than Xbox One, and AFI is the greatest band ever.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Red Goth, Vampir M.] - Complete
Baby Love by SoSoShady reviews
When a summer project turns Kevin into a baby Double D declares that he should take care of baby Kevin. He doesn't know, however, that even though Kevin has the body of a baby he still has his mind intact. KEVEDD - fluff mostly
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
A Very Supernatural Fairy Tale by booklover613 reviews
Supernatural, Tangled AU. Castiel is just a guy who's locked up in a tower in the middle of the woods who wants to escape his parents, Dean is a thief who hides in the wrong tower, and Sam is the horse that's trying to get the two of them together. Rated T for language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
Reasons by re-dulche reviews
[RE-UPLOAD CAUSE FF MESSED UP MY ACCOUNT] Kyou's time is up and it is time for him to fall back into Akito's hold. Follwoing anime, so male Akito, Rated M for future chapters [OLD ACCOUNT:DULCHE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Akito S., Kyo S.
Stalker by sadistic-sex-master reviews
Ike has always been into older women, now he kills them. When Kyle is left for dead and his only means of survival is to join 'them', He is chosen as a mate for Stan. STYLE. VAMPFIC. May have similarities with twilight.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,612 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Christophe, Kyle B., Stan M.
Amnesia Gamebang by MuffinMaker1 reviews
What will happend when Ian, Anthony, Joven, Sohinki, Mari and lasercorn is sucked into the game Amnesia? Are they going to make it out alive or will they suffer a painful death? Read to find out! This is just another Smosh fanfic. Dont like? Dont read! Deal with it. Rated T because dont know what the fuck i am supposed to do when i'm rating o.o
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Smosh
Scary Smosh by Redphanqueen reviews
The Smosh crew decides to sit around the table, and tell their own ghost stories...stories where they encountered the paranormal either in their child hood, or recently...come and listen
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Smosh - Complete
A Nightmare at the Palm Woods by OuToFmYmInDbAcKiN5MiNuTeS reviews
"You guys ever hear of the Springwood slasher?" "What was his name?" "Freddy Krueger." Logan tells a story he was told as a kid and starts to have nightmares again. Soon enough Palm Woods residence start dying off. It's up to Logan to find out how Freddy got there and how to get rid of him. Can he do it before Freddy kills everyone he loves? Pre BTR season 3 Post Final Nightmare
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Irresistible by Athena2693 reviews
Kyle is bored with his relationship with Stan and needs a little passion in his life.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B.
Blue Moon by Madness to My Methods reviews
When someone she never thought she would see again turns up on her doorstep, opening a whole can of worms, Claire is surprised. She is worried about what her blast from the past, Kyel, on her doorstep means. Because Claire has a secret. A dangerous one at that. A world never known to exist is brought to light. Be ready to duck, because The Shit. Has Hit. The Fan. ON HIATUS
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D.
The BAU Baby by ashlovesCM reviews
after a long case the team decide to stop off at Rossi's for a drink but find their plans interrupted when a box left on the doorstep has permanent effects on all their lives. features baby!Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - S. Reid
The One Who Saved Me (Phanfic) by SumMeUp reviews
Meet Dan Howell, a 17 year old boy who just happens to be openly bisexual in a very homophobic town. Dan gets bullied everyday so much so that he is driven to self-harm. Meet Phil, a very popular youtuber who Dan just happens to have a massive crush on. Can Phil be the one to save Dan?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Invisible to Me by XxxAnimaniacxxX reviews
Kendall was raped and murdered that night, and Logan saw it all happen. Now he's haunted by the sound of Kendall's screams...and his spirit following him everywhere he goes. He starts to realise he may not have lost his best friend after all. KOGAN.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Mixed Signals by fatedfortunes reviews
AU in which Phil is still the older, cooler, more self-assured guy that Dan can't quite believe he's friends with, only this time an upperclassman at university with him rather than a YouTube star. Dan/Phil (Phan)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Perfection by CARDCAPTOR KAIRI reviews
Ethan starts to get bullied...really badly. All the comments are starting to affect him . And now he's being called things worse than 'Teethan'. Will Ethan find a way out or will he let his insecurities get to him?Ethan/Benny bromance
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Ethan M., Benny W.
Attack of the 46 inch Winchester by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel is determined not to get caught up in the entire Apocalypse business. When Castiel shows up on his doorstep, begging him to play babysitter for a newly de-aged Sam and Dean, he changes his mind pretty quickly, though. There is no chance that this will turn out anything but hilarious after all, right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,443 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Look, But Don't Touch by mamapranayama reviews
Sam touches something he shouldn't in the batcave, finding himself in the body of a skinny warlock and transported to the mythical Kingdom of Camelot. At the same time, Merlin is thrust into the future for reasons he can't fathom, struggling to find a way back home.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,518 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sam W., Merlin
The Double Spencer Jobs by Falcons-Tears reviews
Now a collection of ONE SHOTS: 5th: It was supposed to be a simple con, but suddenly for Eliot it gets more and more complicated, when not only Reid and his team turn up in the same city, but also Eliot's family gets involved... set after The Parker meets Spencer Job but before The Rescue a Genius Job... Still Reid/Eliot, which means SLASH, plz read A/N in the second chapter
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Leverage - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - S. Reid, Eliot S.
Big Time Confusion by WoNdY Alice reviews
On their six month anniversary, Kendall prepares an amazing date for Logan. But when Logan shows up late and breaks up with him, Kendall is devastated. James, Carlos, and everyone at the Palm Woods are mad at Logan. But while worrying about Kendall, who is worrying about Logan? Why did Logan break up with him? Rape. Abuse. Logan whump. Kogan. T for now.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,612 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Kendall, Logan] - Complete
Text me Better by Write Till I Bleed reviews
A phone mishap, an illiterate clown, a genius stuck in the hospital. Nothing bad can happen with these two constantly texting, right?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,177 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Kendall, Logan
L:U:S:T by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Okay, so I met this amazing guy one day at the ATM. He's witty, charismatic, sexy, and to top it all off he wants me. Only problem? I'm already sleeping with the Sex God of Konoha Campus. What's a guy to do? SasuNaru university AU. Involves Naruto x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,457 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Kendalls LogieBear reviews
Kendall Knight is 27 with a 16 year old son,he's been called a whore since he was 11 & misjudged by everyone,but then he meets Logan Mitchell,his son's sweet English Teacher and his whole life is suddenly changing. Mentions of Rape&Mpreg Kogan. Jarlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,850 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Logan, Kendall
Worth Waiting For by parummortem reviews
"What are you doing?" she yelled over the rain. "Waiting." he replied. "What for?" "Something worth waiting a thousand years for." - Merthur reunion fic, but from a different point of view
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Magic by Emy.Elle reviews
Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic in a very unexpected way (Camelot time) - as always this is Merthur SLASH (guy on guy) but not . anyway, give it a read and leave me your Thank Love!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Didn't Mean To! It Just Happened! by jessica.k.peck.9 reviews
Merlin turns himself into a girl by .. OR Merlin turned himself into a girl because he didn't think to check what the spell .. or if there was a reverse spell for A funny tale of Merlin's distress at being a woman for a week! Mini story - less than 10 NO Merthur! Or any other Merlin-anyone pairings! Some Crack!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
My Chibi Dobe by Angelwings Sorrow reviews
An attempted Kidnapping as turned Naruto into a 5 year-old child with no memory of his friends, team or his shinobi life. Sasuke wants his Dobe back but can he win the trust of the chibi so he can win the love of his Dobe? M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,528 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Will it never end? by Morganvilleresident09 reviews
After her big fight with Shane, Claire decides she needs to leave town. But when she moves to a little town called forks and meets the Cullens', Claire begins to wonder if she'll ever be able to escape the vampires. Plz R&R. thnx!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012
I Saw Yuki & Kyo Making Out by Ichigo Pocky Chama reviews
Yuki and Kyo as a couple may be a ludicrous idea. But they're together alright! Only the other Sohmas don't know - until each of them, one my one, witness them making out... Crackfic, shounen ai
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Kyo S., Yuki S.]
Flight by Hikari no Kasai reviews
Even though his origins are a mystery, Logan Mitchell loves his life. But when the secrets of his past are revealed, will he fall into despair, or spread his wings and learn to fly? KOGAN/CARGAN/JAGAN, KAMES, possible MPREG.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kendall, Carlos, Logan, James
Worlds Apart by LunaJay07 reviews
After Logan Mitchell's parents are killed in a horrible accident, he is forced to live with Kendall Knight, his ex best friend who he hasn't spoken to in over two years. Kendall isn't too thrilled about the situation either and to make matters worst, Kendall is secretly in love with the boy who ruined his life. A/U Kogan with a side of Jarlos (Disclaimer: I do not own BTR)
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,345 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Of Deals and Devils by Declaration reviews
(Sabriel Police!AU ; Implied Destiel) Gabriel Novak is known as the prankster of the precinct, constantly causing trouble for his Chief and fellow officers, but too good at his job to remove. All of that changes when the Chief puts Gabriel on Rookie Duty and he comes face to face with Sam Winchester and a new sort of responsibility. (Rated M For Future Content)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
It Was Only A Joke Kiddo by WeAreCanon reviews
While being plagued by visions of Lucifer, Sam Winchester receives an unexpected guest. Sabriel, some Samcifer. Almost-Slash. Lots of sad feels
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel
In Your Own Time by The-Black-Alice reviews
When Dean and Sam find themselves against a Chimera they find only an enchanted sword can kill it. With some help from Cas, Dean travels back in search of the famed sword, Excalibur. But when they find they have arrived too early they enlist the help of an undercover Warlock and soon-to-be king who may have more in common with them than meets the eye.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Arthur, Merlin
What can I get you Darlin? by McflyNiffDaveFrancoFan reviews
A new boy just moved from Texas and Kendall just can't stay away from him. He has this affect an Kendall, and he can't get enough of him. Can this boy be the love of Kendall's life?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,795 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Kendall, Logan
ALPHA by Shadowsammy reviews
Hotch and Morgan definitely had this way of turning his comfortable life upside down, and it might just be because the two of them were in love with him. Otherwise, Spencer could only think that it might be because each of them was an A.L.P.H.A. Damn testosterone! Hotch X Reid X Morgan. AU ***FLUFFY and COMPLETED***
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, D. Morgan] - Complete
Deception by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin wasn't the only one able to hide things. And sometimes, just sometimes, Arthur knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fangire Spring by fieryrondo reviews
Post-series. AU w/ crossover with Kamen Rider Kiva. "What if Takenaka Yuta was Kiva?" Azuma Wataru wondered why it took him so long to realize that while Yuta was like a brother to him, he knew nothing about Yuta's family, or his half-Fangire heritage.
Crossover - Kamen Rider & Tumbling/タンブリング - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Wataru A., Yuta T., R. Kiyama, T. Hino
Bittersweet by Ichigo Pocky Chama reviews
'Love' isn't the right word for them, for their relationship isn't perfect. But neither is 'hatred', for it simply doesn't suit them. The perfect adjective for them is 'bittersweet'. Yuki/Kyo oneshot/drabble collection
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Kyo S., Yuki S.]
What Are The Chances? by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
AU. Dean and Sam Winchester are on their own. Sam is dating a guy named Gabriel who just so happens to work with Dean at the Roadhouse Bar & Grille. What are the chances that Gabriel has a brother? A younger brother who may just be into Dean. John is homophobic to the extreme and yet both of his sons are gay. The real kicker? He doesn't know. What happens when he pays them a visit?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Growing Up Again by AhmoseInarus reviews
Spinoff of the Let Me In Series - Spencer Reid is blasted by an experimental machine, which reverses time for him... he's a helpless newborn. It is discovered that he will age again at a rate of approximately 1 year's worth per day. But someone will need to care for him while he ages again. Aaron Hotchner volunteers. Will be 25 chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,963 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Finding Each Other in a Staring Contest by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
Kendall and Logan have always loved each other. And EVERYONE wishes they knew... It's time they found out. Kogan/Jarlos. Rated M for a later chapter.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Binding by cutest-angel-in-the-garrison reviews
Sam's starting to act suspicious again and he's using Cas as an excuse, not that it makes Dean jealous at all. But what's he really been doing? (Be warned, that's not the best summary I've ever done, it's not the most descriptive or accurate) Mainly Sabriel but also Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Listen To The Thunder by Kendalls LogieBear reviews
Logan works at Rush mental hospital, after two years he's moved to the upper floors where the serious long term cases are, he's the new caretaker for Kendall Knight a boy with two many problems to count, but what happens when they fall in love?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,926 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Everybody's in love by PrinceOfPans reviews
Wow lame title, this is a multi pairing fic. Style, Creek, Bunny, Dip, Tyde, gregstophe and maybe more. If you don't like any of these pairings don't read. Warning: yaoi (boyXboy), smut, and swearing. Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or any of its characters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Things Change by Ach13 reviews
Sequel to "Yin Yang Effect." Five years have passed since Sunako left Kyohei at the gate in the airport. Things have changed drastically since then. Miss Nakahara decides to throw a reunion for the group. Full summary inside.
Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
Calculate My Love: REWRITE by K.T. Tag reviews
Kaoru harbors feelings for his older brother, but knows it is too late to tell him. When he gets a science and math tutor, will Kaoru find new love, or just mess everything up? SLASH YAOI Rewritten version!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Soulmates by AphroditeInferno reviews
Merthur. Slash. M rated. Arthur knows Merlin's magic all along and his existence becomes difficult as he struggles to keep him safe from Uther and others whilst managing his own feelings toward him. This is my interpretation of what goes on behind the actual script, I have only just begun watching Merlin and don't know where the show heads. Rated M for slash scenes and violence.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,903 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Through The Storm by tachiequillsluv reviews
Sequel to A Stick In The Mud. They finally graduated from college, but a familiar face comes back to haunt Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sex, Lies, and Love by dochendrix reviews
Kevin and Double D have been dating for about a year but Eddy's jealous. Can this relationship withstand a scheming Eddy or will Eddy get what he feels is so rightfully his. Chapter 4 is now up! Word to the Wise DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT! Story Discontinued!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Edd, Kevin
Kyle's Secret by Zelda Dolores reviews
The boys are 16/17 in this one. Kyle has a dangerous secret that he can't bare having his crush, Stan, find out about. This IS a story containing eating disorders and self harm, so read at your own risk. Style, Yaoi, Wendy bashing. Possible Creek, Bunny, Bendy, and Dip later on. One sided Kyman and Clabe. Rated T for Kyle's actions and Cartman's mouth, but rating may go up later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Brain Bleach by FictionalNutter reviews
The Supernatural novels come back to haunt Sam and Dean, but this time the boys find themselves strangely thankful to Chuck for writing about them in the first place. Pairings: Destiel, Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,078 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Well the Devil, He Plays a Golden Fiddle by softgrungefic reviews
Musician AU. Sam is a college student who meets Lucifer, the proprietor of a violin shop. Drama ensues. WARNINGS: contains familial abuse, violence, drinking, major character death, mentions of sibling incest and statutory rape. Two separate endings: One sad, one happy. Musician AU. Samifer, sabriel, implied michifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Lucifer, Sam W., Gabriel, Michael - Complete
The Contract by XF'sFantasyX reviews
When Naruto turns 21 he will be engaged to Sasuke Uchiha but thats not the worst part the worst part is Sasuke IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER PERVERT! SasuNaru. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,741 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stultus Amor by She with the hazel eyez reviews
Tensions are tightening between the kingdoms of Elador and Camelot til they finally snap. They meet to discuss a peace treaty and when the kingdoms clash, so do Arthur and Merlin setting in motion the destiny of all of Albion. Slash and AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Two's A Demon's Curse by bakabelle reviews
Destiel FBI/Coffee shop!au: When a mysterious killer who targets people who raise kids alone returns from Dean's past and everyone he loves is put in danger, how we he keep the people he cares about the most safe? All this in the midst of a city romance will it end in tears? Angst, crack, fluff, Chap!3:"Aren't you missing his, what was it, beautiful green eyes and perfect smile?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
The Sun Will Always Find You by seditionary reviews
Dr. John Watson insists on taking Sherlock on holiday, much against his wishes, but what can you do when you lose a bet. Derek Morgan sweet-talks Spencer Reid into a vacation at the same gay-friendly resort. When the two couples meet, Sherlock comes to a realization about John, and Reid learns how much Derek loves him. Predominantly fluff and romance, some warnings apply.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Iza (old) by LongLiveQueenEff reviews
Bella is not who you think. She is Isabella Mari Lombardi or Iza. She's a vampire but not like the cullens. She was changed in 1864 and was in love with both Damon Salvatore and Jasper Saoluo Amavizca. Jasper does not know that Bela is Iza. R&R!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
What if? by Zsadistwhore reviews
What if Justin didn't leave with Ethan at the end of 2.20? Just a drabble. T for language. Kinda angsty, I guess. New chapters! What if based off the conversation with Brian/Justin in 2.20.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by chimingofthebells reviews
Everybody is born with two numbers on their backs: one counts down to a beginning, the other to an end.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Nia the Authoress reviews
AU: Seven times Sam falls into sin and John follows. And the seven chapters is takes to reach a conclusion. Abusive!John Clueless!Caring!EventuallyBadass!Dean Hurt!Angst!Sam Other Characters Include: Bobby, Caleb, and Pastor Jim. Future Wincest. Sam/Dean (Rated M for future chapters)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Innocent Prince by Midnight1234 reviews
Merlin and the knights are in for a big surprise when Arthur is suddenly turned into a child with no memories of the adult Arthur no less. Just how will they turn the future king of Comelot back to normal before Morgana and Uther find out about the princes predicament?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Be Careful What You Wish For by GreenWildFire reviews
Reid and Morgan get into an argument and Morgan wishes he had never met Reid. What will the team do when Reid disappears at the hands of an unsub?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,781 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Adventures of the Baby-verse by Shannanananigans reviews
A collection of stories involving toddler Dean, baby Sam, toddler Cas and toddler Gabriel. Chapters include cute moments and happy feels to try and ease the hiatus blues. Enjoy! UPDATE: Due to the death of my laptop a while ago I am unable to update this story. Apologies for any inconveniences caused. I'll try to be back as soon as possible.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
The Enchantment of His Smile by ReluctantOptimist reviews
Paul, one of the schools star football players and a heterosexual, entire prospective of life changes as he sees the most beauty creature to have ever walked the face of the Earth—just his smile was enough, no other words needed to be said. Seth/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,068 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Seth, Paul
Starstruck by Frutee reviews
Ciel Phantomhive, 13-year-old model, has a secret. Upstart model Alois Trancy has one as well. Before a Las Vegas photo shoot and later throughout their modeling experiences, Ciel makes it his job to lead Alois out of the darkness and Alois makes it his job to keep Ciel from experiencing it altogether. Modern-day AU.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Hotel Pendragon by TheFbrz reviews
After pulling a prank at school, Merlin's mom punishes him by shipping him off to work with his Uncle Gaius at his resort for the summer. He thinks the summer is going to be a breeze, until the owner's son takes over his life. Set present day.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius
Hidden Journals by LunaJay07 reviews
When Carlos and Kendall take pranking their band mates a little too far, Logan and James decide to get even by planting fake journals containing scandalous secrets. Will Carlos and Kendall be able to resist the temptation or will they be consumed by the fiction within? Slash! kenlos/Jagan/Jarlos/Kogan/Kames/Cargan Disclaimer: I do not own BTR
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,440 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan - Complete
An Address by Cant Let This Go reviews
Logan and his little brother Carlos are doing all they can to get off the streets and finally live a normal life. When a desperate Kendall offers them five million dollars to take him from home and the new pop star James wants more for Carlos, their goal becomes closer than they think. Kogan/Jarlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Carlos, Logan
How a Prince Fell in Love With His Warlock by btch sprinkles reviews
A series of moments between Merlin and Arthur, and how they came to fall in love. Deaf!Merlin, AU-Canon. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Arthur, Merlin, Gaius, Uther - Complete
My Fake Boyfriend by Nerdgasm reviews
Kendall is sick of his parents setting him up with uptight jerks. His solution? Hire a fake boyfriend. Will his plan work or will it crash and burn? What happens when feeling get involved? See what happens. Kogan AU.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,098 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Becoming Accustomed to Family by lelalemon reviews
Spencer is attempting to fit in with Aaron and Jack after Haley leaves while Aaron is attempting to define and contain his ideals for 'family' and Jack is trying to bring his old family back together while simultaneously accept the changes he cannot control. Hotch/Reid. Domestic abuse and rape. This is a very dark story. There is fluff near the end, but until then gruesome until.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The baking babysitter by reviews
Arthur returns from university to find a hot guy babysitting his brother. After getting over the shock that Uther trusted someone that young with his precious brother, Arthur finds out another secret. The guy bakes! I suck at summaries, warnings inside. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Bad Boys Know What They Want by rumbleroar846 reviews
Kendall is the bad-ass that has the whole county scared, and Logan is an anti-social bunny-rabbit. Kendall decides that the nerd with no friends is worth looking into.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Historic Recurrence by RiddikulusGrin reviews
Every 500 years or so, Merlin would meet a reincarnated Arthur, Morgana, Gwen and assorted knights. Every time, Merlin and Arthur would become friends, Morgana would betray them, and Arthur would pick Gwen. Merlin was getting kind of sick of it, actually. (Merlin/Arthur, university fic)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
That's Just Life by aleangel reviews
What if Paul imprinted on Bella? What if Bella phased? What else can happen? Wait and see. New AN Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Paul
Devil Riding Shotgun by SevLovesLily reviews
College!AU: Sam recently left rehab for his drug issues with Ruby, and though he's recovering, those issues still haven't quite left him. And really, they might have just been there from the start. His decision to avoid relationships for now dissolves, though, when he meets Luc - it's short for Lucifer. He keeps Sam grounded, but not necessarily in a healthy way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,812 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Putting The Pigeon Among The Cats by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel is a carrier pigeon with a mission. Dean is a cat with a grudge against pie-stealing pigeons, but a great love for blue-eyed can openers. Sam really wants nothing to do with all of this, except for when he does and Chuck and Castiel have no idea what their pets get up to behind their backs. Rated T for swearing and innuendo.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Two Worlds by Humanized Serenity reviews
His mother, Bobby, Dean, Sam, and Castiel; that was one family. Hotch, Rossi, JJ, Garcia, Emily, and Derek; that was another family. Both with their own enemies and wars to fight. Now all he needs is make sure they never meet. WARNING: SOME SLASH!
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,701 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [S. Reid, D. Morgan] [Castiel, Dean W.]
Pretty Face, Electric Soul by softgrungefic reviews
A canon-divergent AU wherein Gabe did not die. Sam x Gabe. There's a playlist for it on 8tracks I made called by the same name, under the tag chocolate moose. Technically finished but timestamps will be added. Also on AO3. Please read there if possible. 4th timestamp written for day 3 of sabriel week 2013.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Summer That Changed Everything by x-Drarry-Lover-x reviews
Drake reflects on the previous summer. Drake/Josh D/J Stepcest
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
Apparently Opposites Attract by BigTimeGaga reviews
"Opposites Attract." So they say but I doubt that we could ever get along. He always said I was a smart ass every time I called him a dumb ass. Carlos says we're in love. Do opposites really attract? I doubt it. Sort of...
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Logan, James - Complete
Life isn't a Movie Merlin by passionofmerthur reviews
Merlin needs Arthur to be his fake boyfriend for a work event, but Arthur struggles to hold his real emotions in check when everyone comments on how right they look together. Confusion ensues.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Nothing Breaks the Winchesters by RogueStorm84 reviews
Part 6 of Mpreg Series. Takes place 2 months after last chapter of Part 5: Settling Down. Dean Junior finally is born, but there are some complications in the boys' lives. WINCEST! MPREG! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! FLAMERS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ice Cream and Destiny by slayer of destiny reviews
A suspicious man has been coming into the Ice Cream shop Merlin is working at every day for the last four months. A good looking, golden haired, golden skinned, blue eyed man, but suspicious none the less. The reason he has been coming in, and who exactly he is is a shock to Merlin. Their first date, even more so. Merlin AU - all human.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You Only Had to Ask by parummortem reviews
Arthur has always wanted to get to know Merlin better, so when his step-sister Morgana introduces him to a website that lets you ask questions anonymously, surely that's the perfect way? Merthur high-school AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,858 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
That Kind of Innocence by truemizzie reviews
"Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of innocence." "If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could too." Dean had put Sammy to bed that night.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Charlie B. - Complete
When Merlin met Arthur by reviews
Arthur Pendragon hates going to charity events with his father, especially those involving students. But, when he goes to Avalon's summer recital, he meets a rather interesting young man. Prequel to Biter, can also be read as a one shot. Modern AU, warnings inside.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Joys of Being A Woman by ButchthePansexual reviews
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are in for the lesson of their lives. With the help of Queen Guinevere and maidservant Merlyn they learn of the Joys of Being a Woman. A series of one-shots varying in size and genre. Fem!Merlin. Diamond of the Day never happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, Gwaine
Whisper of Wings by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
AU. Sam grew up with Lucifer, and Lucifer has been prepping Sam to be his vessel from the very day they met. Too bad Lucifer's in heat, in love with Sam, and doesn't want the world to end before they get down and dirty! Mostly Samifer, possible Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
How to love by Lalinka reviews
AU. Sam and Dean are two young men on the opposed sides of society. One's rich and could have everything he wished for, while the other lived the most of his life on the street. Coincidence brings them together. Are they going to make it through everything that fate throws at them? Warning: Explicit Wincest. Complete!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dollar Bill by WoNdY Alice reviews
In this town, the rich and the poor completely hate each other. Kendall is from the poor, dirty side of town while Logan, new to the town, is from the rich side. When the two meet, they slowly begin to fall in love with each other. Will society tear them apart or will they fight through? Kogan. Jarlos. Lucy x Camille. Jett x Jo.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,519 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [Kendall, Logan] - Complete
Wake Up Where You Are by Must.Love.Zombies reviews
Delve into the life of Kevin and Double D with mini-stories and some drabbles. Yaoi, BoyxBoy, MxM,
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Edd, Kevin
Am I Your Lover Or Your Brother? by AlexisK11 reviews
Au in which John keeps the boys apart telling each that the other died early in their childhood for different reasons. They meet at a college party and connect. When Sam figures out the truth will he tell Dean that he's his brother, or will Sam continue playing part of Dean's lover?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Dean W., Sam W.] John W., Bobby S.
Pretty Boy by white chocolate panda reviews
AU 2x19 Folsom Prison Blues. Sam said his cell mate made him "uneasy" but he never expected it to come to this. While Dean is locked up in solitary, Sam is abandoned by the guards there to protect him and is brutally attacked by his cell mate and another inmate. Will anyone be able to save him? With Dean gone, Sam finds himself alone in his own worst nightmare. Warning: Rape
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
What He Doesn't Know by ImagineYourself64 reviews
Light Wincest. Bobby's POV where he isn't sure what's going on, doesn't know how to broach it and ultimately decides to ignore any odd banging noises in his house.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Victims of Immolation by Koi Carp reviews
Years of working with Christophe and Gregory has turned Kyle into a heartless killer. But as two old friends merge back into his life, Kyle learns that he is not completely dead inside. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,065 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Cas and Cats by wingedtardis reviews
As Cas walks back to the hotel from the store, he finds a crate of kittens. (Set after Sacrifice)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Want More by BTRobsession reviews
Kogan/MPREG. Logan and Kendall decide to use each other to satisfy their needs, but when the unexpected happens, Kendall must decide if he wants to be with Logan or his crush, Lucy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,797 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Lessons in Rehabilitation by FictionalNutter reviews
After a hunt goes wrong and Sam is left helpless and disabled, Gabriel volunteers to care for him so Dean and Castiel can continue hunting. Primary pairing is Sabriel, with a side of established Destiel. Chapter 19 is rated M, but the rest of the fic is consistently T.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,578 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Difference Between The Moon and The Sun by Countess Impossible reviews
By night Sam is Lucifer's to do with what he wants to. By day Sam belongs to Gabriel. Will he be able to choose one Archangel above the other or will he agree to be shared between them? My version of Day and Night by SparxFlame. Samifer and Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer, Gabriel - Complete
Edge Of Desire by SophieSchmidt reviews
When devoutly religious Logan moves to L.A to become a Mormon missionary the last thing he expected was to be living next door to openly gay Kendall Knight. Logan is the ultimate challenge, everything about him is forbidden, untouched and pure; Kendall must have him. But how do you seduce someone who views homosexuality as a one way ticket to Hell? Based on the film Latter Days. AU
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,093 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Kendall, Logan
They're Family Now by Amelia-Rogers reviews
When Cas insists on bringing home a box of stray kittens how can Dean say no to his angelic companions bambi eyes? Destiel in later chapters
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Lychee Boy by MalloryInTheMiddle reviews
AU. Malcolm's dad and Reese's mom are getting married! Malcolm doesn't think he will be able to get along with Reese. Reese/Malcolm slash. Underage sex.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Malcom, Reese] - Complete
Teacher Love! by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Edward never came back because bella never jumped off the cliff, Alice and Jasper broke up because Alice blame him for having to leave bella, Bella got turned into a vampire by Victoria when she was twenty-six years old..more summary in the 1st chapterR&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Its Not All Good by yoaifanatic22 reviews
Challenge Mpreg of Kendall! my first challenge ever. Kendall gets knocked up, but whats u with Carlos and James.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kendall, Logan
Falling from Pedestals by Ihopeitsbenign reviews
After ten years of longing, Morgan spots a familiar face in the crowd. Spencer Reid was the man he'd planned to spend his life with until he suddenly disappeared. A story about finding the one that got away. Kind of AU but still set in the BAU-verse. Morgan is an FBI agent but Reid is not.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Boy Genius by CourageKlaine reviews
Junior year in college is hard enough, add in being a 17 year old boy genius and things start to get chaotic. Enter a mid-aged, yet handsome professor who just wants to find somebody to love and things can start being problematic. When you start to fall in love when you least expect it, the love is either welcomed or feared. Hotch x Reid pairing. Rating may go up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/25/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
The Intimacy of Orange and Green by BritCakes reviews
It had been three years since Kyle had left Kenny in favour of Christophe; three years since he vanished and lost contact with everyone, including his bitter ex. When the Jew turns up at Kenny's house, beaten, scared, and broken - chaos errupts throughout the small mountain town. T/W: Rated M for domestic abuse and implied non-con. Eventual smut depending if anyone's interested.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Heart High by Nittles reviews
-As started by Depressed Chibi. High school pregnancy drama. They're trainee doctors, surely they should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Oh well, boys will be boys. M Preg, rating will change.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,679 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Broken Strings by HerThoughtsOnPaper reviews
As a kid, Kendall Knight always had trouble making friends - even with the oddest boy in the neighborhood, who didn't quite seem to have any friends himself. As years go on, though, things get better for Kendall; he makes friends of two boys who eventually become his best friends. But what happens when that odd boy from his past makes a reappearance in Kendall's life? Kogan!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Heaven On Earth by supervenger1995 reviews
Heaven On Earth is a classic, five-star, family run restaurant that caters to the rich and famous. However, the restaurant is not what we're here for. In fact, our story begins with the very people who make Heaven On Earth a possibility. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! Pairings include mainly: Destiel and Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel
Within A Day by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
Kendall and Logan meet at a concert and swap phones. What happens when they fall for each other in a matter of one day? Something must be going on... like fate. Kogan smut slight Jarlos, not even really.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Can Time Change Things by Slower Than Stampeding Turtles reviews
Bella & Emmett were married and happy, that is until he gets mauled by a bear & 'saved' by a certain vampire.Months after his 'death' Bella gets changed too. Now they are both in Forks with a family of their own.What happens when they meet again? AU & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Congratulations by spencershotchner reviews
He acted as if his heart hadn't been blown to smithereens the day that Aaron walked out of that half of his life.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, Beth C. - Complete
Love Reborn by allthingsmagical reviews
After leaving Camelot over five years ago Merlin is back when Gaius asks for help, bringing back with him, something no one ever suspected. His five year old daughter.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,388 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Boss' Son by Dbeltfan1203 reviews
15 year old Kendall has begun training to become CEO of his fathers company one day. Then he meets a certain brunette. Kogan AU
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Kendall, Logan
Giving up old habits by Kuu.ish reviews
Haru's tired of getting rejected and hurt. He wants to stop living up to the expectations of his curse. There is only so much he can take before the darkness inside wins over. HaruxKyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Sometimes It Lasts In Love by xxxkia reviews
Back in high school Logan always got what he wanted. And he wanted James. But when they meet again 8 years later Logan is no longer able to seduce James like he did in high school. Roles changed and now James is the one who gets what he wants... Jagan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,541 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Logan, James
Things better left unsaid by Vexed Fox reviews
Eddy selfishly unvails the secret under Eddward's hat, as he does so, more and more secrets begin to unravel about Edd's home life. Rated M for VERY mature content later on. KevinxEdd.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Meet Cute by Ihopeitsbenign reviews
Morgan and Reid meet for the very first time when Reid is the victim of a crime. Slightly AU. A Meet cute is a scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined to fall in love and be together forever sort of way. ONE SHOT!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Catch Me a Candy Catch by HailParadise reviews
Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Cas. Gabriel may think he's being funny with all of these random compliments he's sending Sam, but Sam's not so sure. Warnings: Language, probably some blashpemy (It's Gabriel, I can't contain the little fucker), sassy-Cas, boy kisses.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel, Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Won't Last A Day Without You by SugarCat reviews
Benny falls in love with Ethan but he's afraid to tell him. While they argue, Ethan has this vision and tries to protect Benny under any circumstances. Can this nearness and need of protection make Ethan feel the same for Benny? Bethan Slash.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,648 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
We All Fall Down by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
The door to the cage was opened by Sam so that he could jump in and stop the apocalypse. The problem is, is that the door isn't shutting. The hole is growing, and sucking the real world into it. Samifer and possible Destiel. Full summary inside. Rating may be raised later.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Relating by lelalemon reviews
Spencer and Aaron have a heart to heart about surviving domestic abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Love or Hate? by ginny6259 reviews
A few drabbles about Kyouhei and Sunako. I hope you'll like it!
Wallflower - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T. - Complete
Don't Hide From Me by FictionalNutter reviews
Sabriel double-shot! Sam takes care of an injured Gabriel when the archangel is given a second chance to tell Sam about their bond, then Gabriel repays the favor by keeping Sam from making a huge mistake.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
The Road To Becoming A Lady by valanterry reviews
Sunako has been invited to attend her previous school's reunion. Will she attend knowing "he" will be there? And what will Kyohei think about the issue once he meets the guy who started it all...and maybe the one guy able to turn Sunako into a lady...
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,440 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
Echo by Hallucifer reviews
Lucifer is still there and Sam doesn't understand why. But as Lucifer begins to become more and more desperate for his attention for unknown reasons, Sam is forced to consider that this is more than a hallucination. Reluctant attempts to compromise the situation for his own sake lead to something more than Sam ever expected. Hallucifer fic. Samifer in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Promised by dietcocacola101 reviews
AU Nothing unusual ever happens in South Park because the small town, like the rest of the world, is controlled by a strict government that chooses each person's house, job, and even who they are married to. The marriage process is called the Promising. Stan never questioned his way of life until he gets promised to Kyle, who opens his eyes and tempts him to rebel. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
She's Our Little Sister! by trillion42 reviews
Fem!Merlin. Merdred. Arthur and the knights find out Merlin is seeing a knight. But who is it? And is he worthy of thier "little sister?" (The plot bunnies made me do it...)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine - Complete
Simple Kind Of Life by LateyGaga reviews
AU: Kendall Knight is a successful Pop-star, yet something is missing. Love? So maybe that's why a brunette hooker named Logan is changing him so much. But will Logan accept or run-away from it? Please Review.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,411 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Logan, Kendall
Little Wings and Baby Feet by bipolar broadway baker reviews
MPREG! Happy, fluffy Sabriel and maybe pre-Destiel :) Might bleed into a little angst or hurt/comfort because I'm incapable of writing without it. Enjoy! Drabble-y and short at first, they will get longer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Life Altering! by RJ Wyatt reviews
What if, AU... Justin had walked passed Ethan in 220 choosing to leave both men behind. Will Brian be able to accept the changes in Justin life as Justin struggles when his world is tilted on it's axis, altering his entire life! Warnings! Minor Character Death, AU, What if, Parenthood!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Friends Never Say Goodbye by VampirePam reviews
Alternate Ending. What would have happened had Tulio decided at the last second to stay with Miguel in El Dorado, letting Chel sail off with the gold. Miguel/Tulio.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Chief Tannabok, Miguel, Tulio - Complete
MorganXReid songfics by atem15 reviews
a series of Morgan and Reid songfics. May very in topics and rating based on the song. these will be mostly slash. Rated M for safety. :
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Indifferent Demon by BriannaRenegade reviews
Bobby is lonely, and the boys are hoping he will find someone. Crowley probably wasn't who they meant.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bobby S., Crowley
The English Mistake by aLadyofAtlantis reviews
What would have happened if Balthazar had sent Dean and Sam back in time to Camelot instead of an alternate reality in 'The French Mistake' (6.15)? Probably something a little like this. AU Supernatural 6.15, Merlin between 4.03 and 4.04.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Merlin, Arthur
Baby Blues by Falcons-Tears reviews
Morgan and his girlfriend Gloria are expecting a baby and he is the happiest man. Reid doesn't seem to like the idea and when Spencer suddenly wants to quit the BAU, Morgan confronts him and learns a surprising truth SLASH and MPreg, plz read the AN
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,259 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
after by unicorngirl14 reviews
when the cullens move to forks they are told to stay away from bella. but is there more to bella than everyone knows. bad summary good story. all human rated m for language rape and physical abuse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,134 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella
That Poor Sucker by kuristina reviews
At Uchiha Incorporated, women in the office envied the woman who was lucky enough to marry Uchiha Sasuke and become his wife. The men however felt sorry for the poor human being. But the men are proven wrong when they actually meet the "wife".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,433 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Imagination by Sailorpipn reviews
Never in Tim's imagination did he think he and Tony would actually get together.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Snapshots by supervenger1995 reviews
Twenty Five drabbles featuring the Supernatural pairing of Sabriel (Sam and Gabriel)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Sticky Notes Are More Than To-Do's by CastielCannotTwerk reviews
Kevin tries to uphold his reputation as a bully, but his feelings for someone in the cul-de-sac get in the way. (boyxboy) Whoops!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Teenage Dirtbag by iFluffRaver reviews
Light Yagami - Most popular boy in high school, smart, attractive, polite, exactly the kind of guy you'd want to take home and meet your mother. L Lawliet - Teenage Dirtbag. What more can I say? LXLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,698 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - L, Light Y.
The Story of Us by Radioactive-Lollipop reviews
The story of Dan and Phil, their relationship, their romance, and what got between them that caused it to go downhill PHAN MPREG
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Becoming Sam and Dean by writer-princess reviews
They're Sam and Dean. Always. But how did they get there? A collection of milestones in their relationship. Ratings will range from K to M depending of the story. Slash too! Please, review.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
It's Nothing! by Repressed Surrealism reviews
One of the boys have a problem. And it's up to one of them to help! Notstupid!James Slash if you want it to be. Warnings: self harm/talk of suicide and looooots of yelling. No swearing though.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Logan, James - Complete
A Merry Morgan and Reid Christmas by WaywardWhedonite reviews
It's Christmas with Reid and Morgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by SweetyBird282 reviews
Kendall has the apartment to himself, and decides to use this as the golden opertunity it is to vent his feelings.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Remember by thejigsawtimess reviews
For someone who apparently ranked so high in Gabriel's book of 'people to continue pestering', Sam seems awfully closed-mouthed about the Archangel. Dean decides it's time to find out why. Sam/Gabriel: post-Gabriel's death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
It's The Great Destiel Shipper, Sam Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,641 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coffee, Friends, And Letting Go by iwillregretthisusername reviews
Merlin and John talk about love over coffee.
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Sister Mine by Luxor-DestroyerOfWorlds reviews
JD has a secret sister who dies of a brain tumor, leaving JD in charge of a 3month old infant. Relationship between him and Cox is reminiscent with The Question That Begs an Answer in that fact that's it gay guy love and you must deal with it. Mature for a reason. Bad language, abuse, sexxyness, the works. Kind of. Not sure if my genres work, but whatevehs. Please review
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Together from the Beginning by kenzie lee-kins reviews
All the wolves have phased. What will happen when theres something in treaty that will change the wolves and vampires lives forever. Will it end the fighting or lead to more? ECxJB M-preg
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward, Jacob
A Toy with Sadness by LadyoftheCity reviews
modern AU. Merlin has been Arthur's friend/toy since they were children, but could that be changed? Slash, possessive-jealous!Arthur, non-con/dub-con. (More warnings inside)
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Which Gabriel Is Romantic (And It Annoys The Hell Ouf Of Dean) by Rocksanne reviews
"You're not romantic, Gabe," Sam had said when Gabriel had first declined the offer. "You don't know what you're talking about, Sammich," Gabriel had replied. "I'm very romantic."
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Call Me, Beep Me by nic98ole reviews
"You're kind of a nerd and you kind of need a release, man," James said, shoving the card into Logan's face more and more with a smirk on his face. "Trust me, you won't regret it. One call will change your life." Cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Demons by HarryPForever reviews
Dan self-harms and is anorexic. Can Phil help him battle his demons, or is he too tightly held in their grip? (Phan) WARNING: may be triggering.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Phantastic Things by TheInternetHomo reviews
A marriage reveals feelings that nobody saw coming, launching the boys into a relationship. I know Phan is not real, and I sadly do not own Dan, nor do I own Phil. Please leave a nice review! :D Rated M for possible future smut if requested!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Dribs and Drabbles by Buridanical State reviews
A series of Morgan/Reid short-fics based on one-word prompts. The genres may vary, but they will be mostly Romance and Friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Sunako the Student by nihongoneko reviews
What if Sunako did not take rejection so hard? So she's a regular student, right? Wrong! You've seen her as a kid, she's different. But just HOW different is she? Romance because I can't see Sunako&Kyohei without it. NoixTakenaga pairing too.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sunako N., Kyouhei T.
I'll Protect You by drkng625 reviews
Haru Is becoming a little over protective of Kyo. Kyo starts to get aggitated and one day explodes. Will Haru do something he con never forgive himself for.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
This Is My Last Resort by Lexikal reviews
Reid is kidnapped by a pair of UNSUBs who want a perfect family of "children"... except Spencer Reid is not a child. Please read internal summary for more details... Rated M just to be safe...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - S. Reid
Anthology of DIP by Xilex90 reviews
A series of prompt short-stories involving he pairing of Damien and Pip
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,585 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Damien, Pip P.
These Moments by OceanSunrise32 reviews
Some moments are worth remembering... Collection of fluffy drabbles. PHAN FLUFF. DAN/PHIL.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Never Give In by blackXroseXdying reviews
What do you do when the voice just won't stop? Sam is 16. Dean is 20. M for blood and self harm.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Painting Graffiti on Apples by nic98ole reviews
There is no greater love an artist can have than between him and his muse. Even if the muse didn't love him back. Cargan/Kames slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,701 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Logan, Carlos
Out of the Rabbit Hole by Sum1cooler reviews
Logan was abused and locked in his basement for eighteen years until the police recused him. Scarred, he needs to learn to trust people and who is better to help him than the head policeman's son? T rating. Cargan/jagan/Kames
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,210 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Logan, Carlos
Fun and Games by SillyOldThing reviews
Garcia makes a bet involving her co-workers...and get's a profile nobody wanted. Reid-centric. Ch. 38 up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,399 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/13/2008 - S. Reid
Captivated by confused-bliss reviews
Brian Kinney is an international financier. He descends from Arabic royalty and possesses everything he desires. How far will he go to claim the young and innocent Justin? Dark!Brian! **Complete w/epilogue now added!**
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,682 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Hunter Chronicles by filmgurl2008 reviews
A series of Oneshots: Crossover -Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Death Sentence. My new Hunter!Verse series. Hunter!Spencer Reid. Hunter!Billy Darley. Dean Winchester. Castiel. Sam Winchester. Gabriel. Balthazar. May have other crossovers later on. Slash. Destiel. Sabriel. Bilcer. Samcer. Calthazar. etc.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sam W., S. Reid - Complete
I Would by wintershine reviews
College AU. Five times Kendall Knight stumbled upon his roommate, Logan Mitchell, with other guys, and one time someone stumbled upon the two of them together. Done by request. M for mature situations. Kogan slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
It Had to Be Her by MrsJacobBlack9999 reviews
Set in New Moon. After the slap, Paul phases in front of Bella and things take a turn for the worse. Or do they? IMPRINT STORY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,176 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella, Paul
Love Me Love Me by AyumaKasaga reviews
Carlos wants to know what love is, so he enlists the help of Logan, who's been in love with him since forever. What'll happen? I dunno. You should probably read and find out. cargan, with some kames thrown in. carlos/logan. james/kendall.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,923 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
Totoro by DisenchantedDestroya reviews
Phil's lost Totoro and Dan is more than happy to be his replacement. PHAN. Also on my deviantART account. Please let me know what you think!
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
It's Life, Get Over It by lillyrosenight reviews
This is an AU of Morganville it takes place in the future. Shane gets Claire pregnant at age 18. After she's told him that she's pregnant he's walked out of her life. What happens, when Claire now 22 has to tell Shane that he's the father?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Always Proofread Your Child's Homework by MissCar reviews
Alternative Title: Riley Hunter Matthews-Lawrence's ingenious plan to get rid of her English teacher who keeps hitting on her father (even before the divorce) and is nasty to her BFF Maya. A Cory/Shawn friendly interpretation of Girl Meets World without Topanga bashing.
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Cory M., Shawn H.] Topanga L. - Complete
Admitted Desires by AmazingChloeIsNotAPigeon reviews
"Is this pity?" He asked, looking at me with those golden eyes. He leaned in towards me and kissed me. It wasn't a half hearted one, it was a real one. Full of... Well, Dan. He finally parted his lips from mine, "Now, Phil. Tell me, was that pity?" His eyes where half pleading half loving, his voice was the same, even through the roughness of it.. Phan, please read.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil
Unrequited by Black Night Shadow reviews
Oneshot. Sebastian and Ciel were meant to be, but what about Finny? Implied yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Finnian, Ciel P. - Complete
Canaries In The Mines by The Brat Prince reviews
Five guys get an apartment together in NYC because of the one thing they share; they're all broken. Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Place, Big Time Rush, I'm In The Band, and JONAS. Incest, slash, and het.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010
The Five Ways To Court A Winchester by thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel is sick of Sam ignoring him, and he suspects Castiel is having similar problems with Dean. Together, they're sure they can concoct a plan brilliant enough that both of them will get their man.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Angeleyes by SugarCat reviews
James Diamond's a bisexual playboy who loves being with lots of girls at the same time making them take deep look inside his irresistible eyes. He was challenged to win Logan's heart. But what happens when James' the one who falls for Logan's eyes? Jagan
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,350 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Taking Care of You by peace4people reviews
Reid is sick and the team looks out for him while in Washington on a new case. Things start to look up but then Reid takes a turn for the worse and winds up in the hospital. Reid-centric, whump, team bonding and love.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - S. Reid
Schadenfreude by Sectumsempra69 reviews
What happens when Cartman grows jealous of Kyles new found relationship with Kenny and wants the small stubborn boy to himself? He creates a sick scheme to connive Kyle and breaks him apart piece by piece. It corresponds around Kyle/Kenny and Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Cargan ABC One Shots by insideimasadrainbow reviews
Cute, fluffy, sad and funny 26 one shots of Cargan! :)
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Carlos, Logan
Everything by jkaso reviews
Reid had never wanted anything so badly. A life with Hotch and his son. A chance to be happy for a change...but things are never easy for Dr. Spencer Reid. SLASH. HXR.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,154 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Fear by RogueStorm84 reviews
PRIZE FIC FOR XxZessxX. Morgan and Reid go undercover as a gay couple. SLASH WARNING! Please don't read if its not your cup of tea. Flamers are not tolerated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Arrangement With The Enemy by Kitty Uzumaki reviews
for years now the Uchiha clan and the Uzumaki clan have been at war, but now an arrangement has been set for two off springs of the Uchiha and Uzumaki. Can they survive the marriage without killing one another. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,991 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dirty Little Boys by bethanime reviews
The picture is my Mysterion costume... it has almost nothing to do with the story, but Mysterion is mentioned The girls have made another list! Bebe decides to let Kyle, Clyde, Tweek, and Butters in on the secret from the goodness of her heart... or is it? I don't want to give away all of the pairings just yet, but let's just say one will be very Stylish.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,756 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Losing My Religion by Lexikal reviews
Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,321 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Well, That Was a Little Very Awkward by Fauxhound reviews
Bobby's hardly had time to spend time with Crowley for a while. Working with Sam and Dean to save lives is his main priority. Crowley isn't very happy about that, though. If he makes time for Bobby, then Bobby could make time for him, too. Although, next time, they should probably make time when it's less risky... Crowley/Bobby oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Dirus by FallingoverFeelz reviews
Dean wakes up one morning after a night of heavy drinking at a local pub, and now he can't tell anything but the truth. Wincest!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
No Arthur, It's not Enchanted by wallACEwho reviews
Reincarnation Fic: Merlin comes home to find Arthur facing down a terrible foe. The Television.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Heart as cold as Ice by Goldengirl303 reviews
What if Claire and Shane weren't the perfect couple they were set out to be? Claire catch's Shane getting it on with Eve, who comes to the rescue? Remember Claire's trouble making Cousin? Claire's not a push over anymore she's a badass ;) ;rated t coz im parainoid mild lanuage,sences;
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Claire D.
ABC Drabbles by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Drabbles about Arthur and Merlin's relationship
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Nothing is Perfect by The Critic of FanFiction reviews
Eddy and Double-D have a relationship, but Marie knows that all is not well, so she decides to save Double-D. But Eddy will stop at nothing. Sucky summary, good story. Heavy YAOI in the first chapter. Strong language and lots of sex. Read and Review
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Unring a Bell by malanthropy reviews
Ethan Morgan's started having Vision problems. Not only is he seeing more, but his visions are getting longer, and what he sees doesn't seem to change. And he can't stop! Benny/Ethan.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Benny W., Ethan M.
Sasuke's Journal, don't read, don't touch by bellabambina248 reviews
Private. Itachi, don't you dare read my Journal!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 51,455 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Heaven and Hell by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
A collection of one-shots and short-stories, some AU, some not, mostly centered around Ciel and Sebastian and how they interact. Angels and demons, childishness, love and hate, truth and lies and everything in between... it's all here. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 88,165 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Turnabout by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Dean's sometimes a little insecure about his place in Sam's life. Especially when old Stanford buddies show up. And then things go wrong. Set around Season 1.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Don't Judge a Nerd by His Sweater Vest by Lizzy Borg reviews
Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid meet at the FBI Academy and soon hate each other's guts. They learn to at least cooperate, and after a terrible accident finally become friends. Rated T for violence and swearing. NOTE: NOT SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Never Saw You Coming by thejigsawtimess reviews
Gabriel has just been thoroughly wrung out by the Winchesters and wants some revenge. Placing Dean and Castiel in a few awkward scenarios seems like a good place to start; after all you can cut the sexual tension between those two with a blunt spork. But that other Winchester doesn't seem to like that plan... say, when did he get so sexy anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Tattoo by MyBBPlushieKnowsYourName reviews
A new case has the team in Las Vegas, and at a tattoo parlor. Just what is there little genius hiding? Warning: Eventual MorganXReid, tattoos, lots of flash backs
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Priceless by calikocat reviews
Merton's way of thanking Tommy. Tommy carries things a step further. Tommy/Merton Beginning of a new series.
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Merton D., Tommy D. - Complete
Comfort & Joy, Angelically Interpreted by Riddelly reviews
Cas learns the purpose of mistletoe, Sam discovers just how much Gabriel loves candy canes, and Bobby resolves never to throw a holiday party again, no matter how much Crowley begs.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
IHave a sister? by CrazilyRandom reviews
Spencer Reid always knew his mom had poor mental health, but after her sudden death, he discovers that she had multiple personality disorder-and a daughter! How will he cope with a tenth grade girl who loves chicken and ribs more than life itself?
Crossover - Criminal Minds & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Reid, Sam P.
Two Christmases by julads reviews
The first Christmas Stan brings Kyle as his boyfriend is far from ideal.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Come What May by cr8zymommy reviews
Spencer and Morgan go undercover to a cult - what happens to them when they come home? How do they adjust to their old lives after having changed in so many ways? What happened to them while they were there? A new bond is forged between them that everyone notices and they'll need that bond when someone comes to try and take away everything they hold dear...*SLASH!* **ON HIATUS**
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,714 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
With and Without by ShovelChin reviews
The Cul-de-sac falls a part when one member is yanked from it's possession, but the remaining are quick to put themselves back together - all except for Kevin, whom is unable to accept the absence of his dorky friend.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Christmas Surprises by filmgurl2008 reviews
Jack comes home to find a kid sitting on their sofa. . .Bobby's kid. Can their relationship survive this shock? Can they be parents? (Slight christmas fic, kind of)
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack M., Bobby M. - Complete
A collection of their first times by fra22 reviews
This is a collection of small pieces recounting some of Brian and Justin's first times canon and non-canon . Written with different POVs : Brian's , Justin's, a narrator's... includes different relationship-building moments.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Last by Atlantia reviews
Tommy and Merton haven't spoken in years, but at the end of the world some things are worth risking everything for. Written for Yuletide 2011. Tommy X Merton
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Tommy D., Merton D. - Complete
Drabble: MorganxReid, various prompts, less than T by freakingdork reviews
prompts include: heart (4x12 and 4x24), coming out, secret, honey moon, fluffy (7x16), rejection, first time, "why can't we," Clooney, first time kiss, blanket, paperwork, lemonade, more Clooney, and Alzheimer's Disease.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Angelic Aphrodisiac by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
Holy oil gets on Sam and Dean. This creates an aphrodisiac that attracts any angel close to them (Castiel) and archangels that are close enough to breathe it in (Gabriel and Lucifer). Destiel, Sabriel, Samifer. Will have lemons in the future.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Finding My way Out by grrr16 reviews
Naruto knows that Sasuke is cheating on him, watch as our poor little blond stumbles in life to find his way out of the pain and bloom, only so later Sasuke regrets it..will Naruto find love with another or will he give Sasuke a second chance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara
Jumping the Queue by rhymeswithmonth reviews
People have been saying that Justin was too young for years. It hadn't bothered Brian until now.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Justin T., Brian K. - Complete
Try this blow pop by Prince of Contridictions reviews
Naruto and his friends go out a week before Halloween to shop for things and Naruto notices a strange cat fallowing him. Everywhere he looks the cat is there. But what if it's not a cat at all? A lovely lemony Yaoi is to be insured in the later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Afraid of Craig Tucker? by INeedCoffeeArghhh reviews
Tweek let out a small laugh. Kenny was just having a bit of fun, a joke. Like he said, he didn't want to cause harm or upset. Tweek cuddled up close, smiling to himself. He thought he had exactly what he wanted: a full thermos of fresh coffee, and a loving boyfriend who cared about him and only him. Things however were not that simple, not with Craig Tucker around. Creek/Dristophe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
My Only Exception by NeverThink reviews
A series of JD/Cox drabbles, just for fun. Rated T to be safe, please R&R.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Three Times by filmgurl2008 reviews
Jack asks Bobby the same question three times - "Why won't you touch me?"
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Bobby M., Jack M. - Complete
Love at First Light by angelofdeath67 reviews
Gaara, something seems different about him to Naruto... Join these two and their adventures of high school and the secrets each of them have. NaruGaa :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Together by LarryJamesMalik reviews
What would happen if Peeta and Katniss were together before the games? How would that change things? First Fanfic!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Adventures In Babysitting by yaoigirl22 reviews
Dean still didn't like witches, no matter how cute his Sammy was now.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Doll Face by PrettyKitty93 reviews
Naruto hears of a contest for cute ukes from all over, and sets off to enter Sasuke in it. Too bad that along the way, everybody can't wait to get a piece of him, but Naruto doesn't give his Sasuke up easily... Yaoi. Multiple Pairings. Lemons Galore. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,591 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Reid's Conundrum by Coopereid reviews
Reid always knew that he was different - he just never knew HOW different he could be. With a baby on the way, Reid tries to juggle work and taking care of himself. Will he succeed? Contains MPREG - don't like, don't read. Strong JJ and Reid friendship. Please R&R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 96,108 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Gabriel's wings by Rocksanne reviews
Sam just wishes he could see Gabriel's wings. Soon, Gabriel find a way to show them to him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Anglophilia by Night's King reviews
There's something wrong with Bobby. He's drinking tea, eating scones, and he's out of beer! Who's responsible for these dastardly changes to his personality? It's best Sam and Dean don't find out.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
I Love You, Dumb Ass by inu382 reviews
Because, HONESTLY, Screw That Girl. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan [Oneshot]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
TALL TALES by hevaann reviews
A Wincest Drabble
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dirt and Freckles by Roxas Destati reviews
Christophe swears that he doesn't feel anything more for the Jewish male than lust, that he doesn't secretly crave to monopolize the others company or admires that Kyle just doesn't put up with his crap. And then came the discovery of those curious marks across his skin and the mercenary just couldn't seem to help question wanting to touch him more. (Mature)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Broadway Romance by JaganPrincess reviews
When James Diamond, cocky son of the assistant dean at Julliard, takes notice of Logan Mitchell during class one day, a sort of romance sparks between the two.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,949 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - James, Logan
New strangers at Ouran! by OliverBonnefoy323 reviews
When Sebastian and Ciel start attending Ouran to solve the case of missing young women and they clash with a certain group of our favorite hosts, will chaos unfold? Are Ciel and Kyouya falling for eachother? Read and find out!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kyōya O., Ciel P.
We Meet Again by djlee6 reviews
Christophe wants to move to Colorado and drags Gregory with him, but the blonde has no idea why Christophe wants to be there...may continue if i get enough love...Tophe/Kyle slight Tophe/Gregory if you squint...possible other pairings
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B.
A Lifetime Supply of Crab Wontons by hollycomb reviews
Five times P.F. Chang's has influenced Kyle's emotional development. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Heaven's Light by KimOfDrac reviews
The BAU is called in when nine months pregnant women are being abducted in LA. Secret Reid/Morgan pairing. Contains SLASH. Rated T but might have M rated chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,758 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
If I Can Keep You Safe by myfavoritesinner reviews
Just a short Bobby/Crowley thing. Set in season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
My Emmie by dazzleme787 reviews
Bella is raised by her big bro Emmett, who protects her from their abusive father. What happens when he goes missing 3 days before her birthday? how will he react when they meet 100 yrs later? Where does Jasper fit in? BXJ AXE EXEM CXES...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Frozen by KimOfDrac reviews
Reid is in a violent relationship that the team doesn't know about, but for how long can he hide it? How many excuses for the bruises will they buy? Contains SLASH and VIOLENCE. Later chapters might get M rated. Minor crossover with Law & Order SVU
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,246 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - S. Reid
It's Normal, Right? by AndradeFreak reviews
Okay so this is my collection of slash one-shots ranging from Benny/Ethan, Rory/Ethan, one Sarah/Erica, and a bit Sarah/Ethan, kinda. I couldn't change my original story's category so all previous chapters are put as one whole chapter here.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,918 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011
No Going back by AliceAskSky reviews
In an act of desperation Ciel offers Sebastian his freedom- on one condition. At first the offer seems like a dream come true, but will Sebastian end up regretting his decision? Post season two, SxC, some OC's, and a lot of drama...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Life Moves On by SoapMaster reviews
This story is currently being rewritten under the name Life Moves On: Back to Life. You can read it on my profile. SASUNARU, Narutoverse, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,167 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rien à Franchir by foxbed reviews
Short story on Kyle and Christophe's relationship, from Kyle's point of view.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Watching the Watchers by starofoberon reviews
The entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - S. Reid, Erin S. - Complete
Sexy Father by Makoto-kun reviews
So Sasuke gets picked up by a man and his son one drunken night. Naruto-san is sexy enough to eat and Kiba is downright adorable and innocent to cuddle with. But everyone has their secrets even a loveable father. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,555 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Crime In Love by cristina reid reviews
Derek and Spencer are criminal lovers and on the loose. SLASH! VERY OOC! VIOLENCE! LANGUAGE AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF! Dont like? Dont read! Dont Review! Did I mention Hotch is a dirty cop who will do anything to get the bad guy?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Requiem For My Heart by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
Challenge fic. 25 Random Words. The rules? Just use the word in a scene about the pairing. Chapter 17, 18, 19, and 20! -–Updated! YAY!-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kindergarten Goth, Ike B.
Soft Little Secrets by The Emcee reviews
My Soul to Take. Fang has seen the looks and glances that Brandon has been throwing at her brother, and she doesn't agree with them. Brandon/Bug
My Soul to Take - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Time Lines by Animegirl1129 reviews
Tommy always wondered about the past, but he hadn't really thought about the impact his past would play on his future.
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Tommy D., Merton D. - Complete
In Memory by Seldenta reviews
When Sams boyfriend, Lucas beats him for the last time Dean comes to the rescue. Is he to late to help his brother, or will he arrive in time? Warnings: Slash, Rape, Strong language, Abuse, Graphic scenes. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,719 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Patience Is A Virtue by ReadingAddictWeirdo reviews
Logan's feelings for Carlos begin exploiting impulsively. What could possibly go wrong? Logan/Carlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,584 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Saving Spencer by xXxTearsOfTrueLovexXx reviews
AU, The Winchester's go to school in Las Vegas, Sam see's something that makes the brothers both angry, and they stop it. Eventual SLASH. Bullying and abuse of a minor. and Language. Credit for the AWESOME new cover goes to AvenaCookie
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sam W., S. Reid
Something Similar by moon-soon reviews
An AU what if story. What if Carlos and Kendall didn't know Logan and James until they became big time rush. Are relationships different? Will things be different? Answer: absolutely! Kendall/Carlos and James/Logan friendships and eventual BTR friendships STORY DISCONTINUED.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,313 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Hatred and Untold Truths by Was-Mokie reviews
This is an AU story with MBAV characters set in a medieval setting. A chance meeting changes everything for a lowly servant. Will the truth ever come to light?
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,865 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
Reid's Secret by RogueStorm84 reviews
AU Reid thought it was something he ate. His teammates thought it had to do with the stress of the last two hunts. Oh How wrong they were. Slash, M!preg. don't like either of these topics? Don't read. Otherwise enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,907 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Visitors to Narnia by OMGimprocrastinating reviews
King Arthur, accompanied by his friend, Merlin the sorcerer, travels to visit his friends, the monarchs of Narnia. A continuation to "A Stop At Camelot" & "The Route Back to Camelot"
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Caspian X, Arthur
Cause We've Ended As Lovers by carousel333 reviews
"Maybe we should just tell them we're together." Logan looked up, panicked, "We cannot do that. Because Kendall will kill you." James and Logan are dating, but Kendall and Carlos have no idea.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
Knowing Logan by KiddStraws reviews
You have a kindergarten teacher and a pornstar. Not a very likely match? Well, what if James doesn't know about Logan's side-job? Time to throw these boys together and have some fun with it. Jagan!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - James, Logan
Dressed Up in Love by Boston Anonymous reviews
BTR boys dressed up in various outfits or characters. One shots of Kogan and Jarlos.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,133 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Tears, Tan Lines and Tequila by cacamilis reviews
College AU. On a summer road trip, the boys begin to bond and grow closer. But when sparks fly, will dark secrets be forced into the light, or worse, remain hidden in the shadows? *Abandoned*
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,734 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
It's not the size that counts by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel has never been that easy to deal with. That he is even smaller and wearing diapers now doesn't make that better, either. It also doesn't help that Sam only just came back from the cage and Raphael is hell-bent on restarting the Apocalypse. Takes place after the season 5 finale, rated T for language mainly
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,381 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Pillow Talk by darlingmess reviews
On talking, small precious moments, sniping and all things quietly kind. drabble!series
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - James, Logan
Fighting Fate by Rendall reviews
Kendall goes into shock after Logan makes a move on him. Unsure of what to do, Kendall doesn't do anything, ignoring Logan and his entire being for the next three years. But in their senior year when their lives cross paths once more, will Kendall notice something there that wasn't before? AU/Slash
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,973 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Do It For The Kids by Sonaaa reviews
Logan Mitchell needs a full time nanny and Carlos takes up the job. CARGAN/KAMES
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlos, Logan - Complete
20 Times by Ozelot is a Logienator reviews
"20 Words that began forever" Challenge. Kogan. Showverse.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Fool's Gold by Zarafla Kirtan-Pherrin reviews
After leaving El Dorado, the four adventurers go looking for the mythical city of Tollan for glory and greater riches said to be rumored there. But on the search, it seems that Miguel and Tulio's constant fighting is triggering an attraction...
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Morgan and Reid Shorts by legaldramafan reviews
Approx. 8 ficlets all starring Morgan and Reid. Most leave their teammates wondering 'are they or aren't they? Morgan/Reid SLASH. Most are lighthearted.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Drabbles: Morgan & Reid by hot4booth reviews
Each drabble is 500 words or less. Some of them will have other team members in them, but the central characters will always be about Morgan and Reid. Slash - Disclaimer: I own nothing! New - #9 - This story is based on spoilers and fan speculations for 8x06.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Imaginary by deathbyinsomnia reviews
I'm just imaginary to him. A slice of his past... nothing more... Gary X Timmy
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Gary, Timmy] - Complete
Google Images by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Derek wants to know who Spencer's celebrity crush is, but unfortunately, he's never even heard of the guy so Reid employs an effective and simple method of showing him. Reid/Morgan slash. Just a bit of fluffyness between lovers. Not part of my Morgan/Reid series. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/13/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Told by a Little Birdie by Palmer Blu reviews
Reid had a hard time the last case because of personal issues. He has a secret that he has been hiding from everyone, well everyone but one person. It's amazing how fast Reid's life can be turned upside down when his secret comes out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Tonight, I'm Gonna Be A Little Selfish by freakingdork reviews
prompt from kink!meme 4: Reid likes to watch, but pretends he is asleep. Morgan likes to put on a show, but pretends to not know he has an audience. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Change of Name by tamyyiia reviews
We all know what happens in NM. Edward leaves. Bella goes back to the only place that ever truly felt like home. Shame that the town is ran by vampires. But bella isnt all that she seemed either. NM/ DGD. cannon pairing...
Crossover - Twilight & Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,007 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Michael G. - Complete
Touch My Man Again by Sleeping-Lion7 reviews
Principal Danzo makes the mistake of grabbing Naruto's arm hard enough to bruise, Sasuke makes sure the man won't make that mistake tective!Sasuke, fluff, hinted yaoi. Cover done by the lovely Juuria66! Check her out on deviantart yeah
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Repellere by ThreeOfWands reviews
Repellere v. - to drive off, repel, push away Uther discovers Merlin is pregnant with Arthur's child and sends him away without telling his son. Then he sends an assassin after Merlin. All the while, Arthur is clueless, pining, and heartbroken. KMM prompt: Uther makes Merlin leave Camelot after he discovers the sorcerer is pregnant with his son's child.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Spencers by BabyyBre reviews
A story about two men falling in love. Reid/Spencer Slash. Bunch of one-shots all mixed together. I hope you enjoy :D M scenes to come! I promise!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Leverage - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2012 - S. Reid, Eliot S.
Changes to the Heart by Tomboy Amy reviews
Esme and Bella were mother and daughter as humans, but their relationship was not a good one. Years later, they meet as vampires in Forks. Bella is tired to playing nice and in the early years of being a vampire, her family was the Volturi. Warning, first few chapters are terrible since I was little when I started writing this story, but it gets MUCH better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,894 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella
Life in the BAU by atem15 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Boy. Reid Joins the BAU, and is happy to be one of the team. But will a new case, or a certain someone make him want to leave? Slash M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Plans by NotGivingUp reviews
Follow James and Logan through their growing, and odd, realtionship. A story of first in ways. First date, first kiss, first fight, and so on. Picks up from "The Chicken Nugget Plan" and includes "The Popcorn" and "The Peanut Butter Plan." JAGAN slash!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - James, Logan
Making Connections by Vivat Leah reviews
High School AU. Sam finds himself attracted to an older boy, Gabriel, and he's not exactly sure how to proceed. Sabriel and a side of Anna/Dean. Explicit content, slash and general fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Sam W., Gabriel] Dean W., Anna - Complete
Clock Out by Blue-Moons169 reviews
When someone from Logan's past comes back to kill him, Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan's half brother Ryan and his good friend Eric will do everything in their power to help him. Slash Cargan.Story is way better than the summary lets on. Rating may change.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Carlos, Logan
something new by typicalyaoifangirl reviews
a new kid moves to the cul-de-sac and hes got an eye on double d! will double d be able to fall in love without having to lose ed and eddy does he even care about eddy?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edd
Superheroes by nic98ole reviews
You see a monster that needs to be destroyed, I see a beautiful boy that needs to be loved. AU. Cargan/Kames. R&R!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,527 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Carlos, Logan
Found You by Leviosa0812 reviews
"It hurts so much," He whimpered as more tears of fear trickle down his cheeks. To Kendall Logan was nothing more than his food, the human he used to survive. Until something happens that might make him loose Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,242 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Kendall, Logan
No Hope by Sexy-chan reviews
Kendall finally confesses his love to James, and he breaks his heart,but when somones new comes into his life is it for the best or worse? abuse, smex,heartbreak for Brittbratt510
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,362 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Kendall, James
What My Boyfriend Doesn't Know by BTRobsession reviews
MPREG/AU/Jagan. James thought his life was almost perfect, but that all changed when his relationship with Logan starts falling apart. What happens when he keeps a secret from Logan and it only gets worse?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,024 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
Flawless by Salxii reviews
Because life has a chip or two. Ethan tries to hide his eating disorder all the while trying to survive and not succumb to empty promises. Ethan/Jesse and Eventual Ethan/Benny
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ethan M., Jesse
How long must I wait by btfanboy reviews
A series of short chapters about how Logan and James fell in love through the years...Jagan romance and fluff
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No Surprise by hatericeviolence reviews
Ever since Ma was killed everything had changed. I knew better now. The world around me was harsh and nothing would change that. The only way to survive it was to be as cold hearted as Sweet was.
Crossover - Four Brothers & Death Sentence - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Jack M.
Promises of Paradise by seditionary reviews
AU. Reid is fifteen, pregnant, and the locals are trying to pin a murder rap on him. Morgan is sent to interview him and is caught up in the youth's predicament. Slash; references to rape and sexual abuse of a minor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,748 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
No Easy Way To Be Free by letmefallasleep reviews
Another 'Jack becomes a Mercer' story. 14 year old Jack Wilcox is picked up for assault, and the detective finds something suspicious. "Fourteen and this is your ninth arrest. We've got four counts of possession of cocaine, three counts of theft, one charge of prostitution… and now an assault charge, Jackie boy. That's pretty impressive for somebody your age." T for now
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Jack M., Bobby M.
Perfect by crazyauthoress reviews
Everyone knows the name of the one who's perfect for them - it's written on their palm for everyone to see. Spencer Reid loathed the name on his palm. For Derek Morgan, it was the one thing that kept him going during the darkest times.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Staking the Claim by milkteethbabydoll reviews
Kendall's finally come to terms with his feelings and plans to reveal them. What happens when the band's assigned a new choreographer whom has his eyes on the object of his affections? Jealousy and an undeniable need to stake his claim of course. Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Demons Run by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Spencer and Derek's relationship is strained after their ordeal with Robert and things only seem to be getting worse when Morgan's mother comes for a visit and Morgan begins to suspect Reid of keeping dangerous secrets. Number 12 in M/R series. M/R slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Just the Way You Are by OuToFmYmInDbAcKiN5MiNuTeS reviews
Logan is a antisocial nerd who doesn't see how beautiful he really is. Kendall is a happy go lucky teen who loves Camp Wonky Donkey. The two meet. Can one Summer change everything? Can Kendall show Logan how beautiful he really is?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Gone Country by spinoffitsaxis reviews
Logan MItchell, a city slicker, took a gap year to figure himself out. By his parents wishes, he found himself in a small, rural town in Minnesota. He is unhappy until he meets Kendall Knight, a hot country guy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Persuasion by rebeccaofsbfarm reviews
AU. Logan still regrets letting himself be persuaded into breaking up with Kendall, so what will happen when circumstances force them back together again? Will Kendall ever forgive him for breaking his heart? A modern retelling of Jane Austen.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,093 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Logan, Kendall
Blessing by Animeloves001 reviews
Asking your boyfriend to marry you wasn't too bad. Asking his father for permission, however, would not be an easy task. Especially when your boyfriends father is the Hokage. The very powerful, overprotective of his not-so-innocent son, Hokage. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Spin Me Right Round by aLoggedInReader reviews
... baby, right round. Like a hamster wheel, right round round round. It's a hamster!AU, so expect general cuteness and fluffiness. Also, total crack! Rated T for language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,046 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Heading for Electric Chairs by scarlettshazam reviews
Kyle is acting strange, and Kenny doesn't like it. He has a few ideas about how to fix it. K2 smut for Kyle's birthday!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hiding Inside Hyde by christineexx reviews
Hyde was more than eager to relocate into the basement when discovering the option at the Formans. Knowing both him and Eric, nobody stopped to question what made sharing a room so unbearable. But what was it that made Hyde so eager to leave?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
Pay For Things Unspoken by My Dear Juliet reviews
Logan and James like to make each other jealous. But when James pushes it too far, Logan decides to push back, breaking the one rule they have by bringing in another guy. Sexual tension abounds as Logan steps out of his shell to finally make James see.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Phantomhive Manor Panic by reviews
A strange occurence sends the members of the Ouran High School Host Club back in time to the Victorian period in England where they meet the Black Butler.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009
A Wolf's Love by Phantomstallionfanatic reviews
i really suck at writing a summary but... its a paul/seth slash. dom/sub. sub pregnancies weird i know but oh well read it if you like paul/seth with sam/embry input as well maybe others too not sure yet R&R! : M on the safe side
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,545 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Paul, Seth
Boston Public Library by beautiful.unusual reviews
Kendall and Logan were a match made in High School Heaven, but can their relationship withstand the pressures of adulthood? Sequel to Duluth Public Library.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Logan, Kendall
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Dean's Baby Brother by NewDawn13 reviews
Sam is acting strange and Dean feels as if Sam won't ever need him again! Very angsty M for later chapters. WEECEST! Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Thanks a lot, Gwaine! by SerpentWinged reviews
When Gwaine accidently spills a deaging potion over Merlin and he is reduced into nothing more than a year old, the knights have to keep their surrogate baby brother a secret from Uther. Featuring Baby!Merlin, Overprotective!knights and Clueless!Uther.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Leon
July of Sperek by KittyBits reviews
A drabble a day of AU Sperek-goodness whlie I celebrate moving home with my parents for the whole of July. Will be romance and GAYNESS all around. Warnings at each new chapter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,034 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
When Will My Life Begin by sp8isgr8 reviews
I wrote this as a birthday fic for Tess. She asked for a human!au exhausted single dad Gabe and a lovely Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Clueless by Tessie390 reviews
Ethan eventually gets beaten up and almost dies. Ethan knows who did it and why, but he won't tell anyone... except the person who saved him: Rory. Ethan/Rory. Pairing may occur later. Light Benny/Erica in later chapters.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,843 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ethan M., Rory K.
The Job by ConstantSnow reviews
This has changed into a drabble collection. If you want something, just requested it. Slash Only however. Any Male/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,387 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Escape by Roselie Parry reviews
SEQUEL TO TAKEN. Reilly's escaped & only one person's on his mind. Spencer Reid. But with Reid living with Hotch & almost constantly guarded by Morgan, will he be able to claim what he thinks is his? Or will Reid himself go back to him all on his own?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Reid
Entre Nous by TourmalineTrue reviews
Stewie Griffin is having a quarterlife crisis. Can a longtime friend help him through?
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Merlin's Condition by LateforClass reviews
Just a muse, Mpreg Merlin/Arthur, read and review folks!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Happily Never After by Dark-Blood-Drop reviews
Shane, Eve and Micheal have a new visitor in town and her name is MiMi. She has set her sights on Shane and will stop at nothing to have him, even if it means ruining her relationships with all of her friends. MiMi aims to make Claire look like that bad guy and she is succeeding leaving Shane and Claire's relationship hanging in the balance. Lots of Swearing :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
My Infuriating Shallow Jerk by btfanboy reviews
Logan Mitchell enters college quiet hopeful to start a new life. So how come James Diamond is taking it over!Jagan romance!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Logan, James - Complete
Tricked, With Love by Creativity Incarnate reviews
Sam goes to college, leaving Dean behind. Along the way, Sam meets Loki. They become friends, and college buddies. This is the tale of their experiences. It is an AU, but there are supernatural creatures. Sam/ Loki or Gabriel .
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid
My Boyfriend's A Vampire by D.C-Lakes reviews
The memories of the night he died have haunted him for months. Only one person can help him forget. Ethan/Rory. I do not own MBSV. Under revision, please see Chapter one for A/N.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ethan M., Rory K.
Push Me to the Floor by ShinobiShan reviews
Being in High School is hard enough without the added pressure of being in love with your best friend. But when that friend is in trouble, would you be able to put your feelings aside to help them? Yes, it's a high school fic...don't you just love them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Body Guard by cristina reid reviews
A young man poses for a nude magazine. But when a fan becomes too obessed, this young man will need protection. Who will protect him? SLASH! Derek/Spencer VIOLENCE STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Nobody Needs To Know by AppleThatFellFarFromTheTree reviews
Dean and Sam have left John, who disaproves of them being together, to carry out their own lives. Warning: Wincest and Mpreg later on
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,735 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Sometimes Your Past Returns by Laurella reviews
Reid has managed to find himself a new psycho. Now the team has to find him. In the process they learn about the special relationship that he shares with Hotch. SLASH warning. This is my first Reid/Hotch. I hope you enjoy
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
I'll Be There by Bitter Recognition reviews
Rudolph knew that he wouldn't remember Tony after the change; that wouldn't stop him living it up with his only friend. He would give him the world, for that was all he could do. FLUFF.
Little Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Rudolph S., Tony T. - Complete
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by xXTweekersXx reviews
It was just another normal day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. That is, until the screams started. Style, Creek, Bunny, Gregstophe. Zombie AU Full summary inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,994 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
How Could You? by EvilCannibalPanda reviews
"And to think that I trusted him… I pulled his jacket closer over me in an attempt to escape the rain that was now falling in a heavy downpour. He had promised me that he would meet me at this very spot over two hours ago. But here I was at Stark's Pond, alone in the rain and most likely having come down with a fever..." Kyle's in a dead-end relationship, and Stan doesn't approve.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That's No Moon by AhmoseInarus reviews
written for Buka2000 - Reid is at a Halloween Party at David Rossi's house, and since he's 36 weeks pregnant, Garcia insists on painting his belly so that the unborn baby can go in costume too! Just a goofy little ficlet. Morgan/Reid - T to be safe
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [S. Reid, D. Morgan] P. Garcia - Complete
The Surprise in the Jealousy by hot4booth reviews
The women enter the BAU men in a silent auction for a date in order to raise money for a charity. When Morgan discovers that Reid is dating someone, he is surprised to discover he is jealous. Slash. Changed rating to M just to be safe. COMPLETE!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,375 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Christmas Vacation by cr8zymommy reviews
Part 2 in my M/R series-Follows Undercover. It's Christmas at Morgan and Reid's house, but vacation doesn't always go the way you plan!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,029 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
My Wife the Cat? by Ninja Penguin Princess reviews
Before Akito became good,he did a spell; now Yuki and Kyo have to get married or they will die! How will they break the spell? Do they even WANT to? main pairing:YukixKyo will have mpreg and slash! My first story nice? Reviews are welcome, wanted, and in great need.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
A Life Changing Bet by fullmoonwolf950 reviews
Sasuke, is dared to get Uzumaki Naruto into bed for 3,000 bucks! Noone ever tought of the consequence now did they...crappy summary...sasunaru m-preg...Story told by Naruto's side point of view...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,754 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thinking Outside The Box by thecolorgrey reviews
Looooong oneshot. Ethan shows up at the BAU with some unexpected news for Reid. Maybe good things happen to good people after all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2012 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Magnifier Flower by HikariMizukiYamiMisaki reviews
Ino gives Sakura a magnifing flower to use on Sasuke. I suck at summeries, better then it sounds hopfully!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Praying For Love in a Lap Dance by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
He still didn't want to believe it, but when Kendall leaned in and kissed the mysterious woman, Carlos had to face the facts. Kendall was cheating on Logan. Co-written by Silverflare07.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
My long lost twin by MajorWhitlockLover reviews
What if Rosalie had a twin sister? "Mom, dad, I want you to meet my twin sister Isabella." please read and review. Ed/A, Bella/Jazz, Em/Rose, Peter/Char, Car/Esme, plus new characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,590 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Pain by nicolethecrazyone reviews
Morgan and Reid have been taken hostage... One of them will not return the same. Slash R and R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Sticky Notes by PsychoNami reviews
The Eds break Kevin's bike and Double D offers to fix it. Kevin soon notices Double D is hiding a dark secret. BoyXboy KevinXDouble D Slash in later Chapters. I suck at summaries...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Same Time, Next Year by Cheburashka1 reviews
AU past the pilot. Brian and Justin go their separate ways after their first night together. Fate, however, has other plans and keeps throwing them together around the same time once a year. Will they listen to Fate or go their separate ways?
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Brian K., Justin T.
Fragments by lugenewalters reviews
Logan loves Kendall...but he can't have he wants to stop loving Kendall...but can he? Kogan. Some Kendall/Jo. LOTS OF ANGST. Rated M for many reasons!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,581 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
You say my name alot by Rajah.Shin.Moons reviews
I believe we're all in denial about the people we love. D.Morgan amd S.Reid SLASH Runaway now if you dont like.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Sick And Tired by crystalballbenny reviews
How I wanted the ending of Welcome Back Dusker to go. Ethan and Benny return to Ethan's and as Ethan takes a shower, Benny breaks down. Bethan slash! Warning : spoilers for the second season opener.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
The Bloody Battle by Ito ED reviews
Jordan leaves Dr. Cox and everyone volunteers J.D. to go talk to him, while he's there Perry gets some unexpected advice. The rating will go up in the next chapter. This is slash, and for anyone who loves Jordan or Elliot... sorry.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Me Screaming in Your Ear by lilijuliet reviews
This is a mini fill of a tumblr prompt: Reid's retaliation in the prank war from 7x04 is tweaked a bit so that instead of a long stream of high pitched screaming, Morgan hears Reid doing the dirty talk the whole plane ride home? Chap 2: Morgan's payback now posted!Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
I Love My Big Brothers Best Friend by Kendalls LogieBear reviews
Kendall loves his big brothers best friend
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
The Bet by Hikari Anderson-Hummel reviews
He should have never made the bet with James. It was bound to get out of hand sooner or later, and now, the one he loved was paying the ultimate price.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Carlos, Logan
Dean and Castiel's Guide to Matchmaking by Amy-the-mystery-writer reviews
Instead of Sam and Gabriel setting up Dean and Cas. What if it was the other way around? Dean, tired of his brother being alone, decides it's time to ask Castiel if Sam's got an angel soul mate. Despite the answers, he's determined to set them up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Gabriel - Complete
Finally by WalkingWit reviews
Reincarnation. 'I'm glad you're here, Merlin.' The last time they saw each other, the former king died in his arms in battle. Now they've finally found each other after centuries apart, with a little push from Morgana. Merlin/Arthur, mentions of past relationships throughout their different lives.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Come Daylight by JustJasper reviews
Morgan and Reid are happy together, but their lives are about to change. MPREG AU
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Candy Coated by rinincali reviews
Humanverse AU: Longtime partners, Sam and Gabriel are happily living together. Gabriel's sweet tooth appears to be getting out of hand and Sam touches a few nerves with his partner by pointing out his weight gain. Fluff! Ficlet
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Young Summer by KittyBits reviews
AU. Sam meets the older Gabriel properly when he's twelve years old at his parents' summer home during the break. And something about Gabe just draws him in, even as both grow up and Sam begins to understand why he only think he lives in the summer. But when the other is fseven years older, making a move is way past impossible. Sabriel. Warning for awkward boners.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
These Feelings Inside by LaBellaDJalisco reviews
What if Dominik had gotten help while his life was just hanging by a thread by someone least expected. All this and in-depth feelings expressed.MALE/SLASH.
Suicide Room/Sala samobójców - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Dominik S., Aleks L.
Perfect Disaster by Rendall reviews
Kendall gets sent to military school after getting in trouble with the law. There he meets the Sergeant's son Logan, who he can't seem to forget about.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kendall, Logan
From Here to Texas by Bananjo reviews
When Logan leaves the boys for a 2 week trip to Texas, Kendall goes out of his way to send his best friend constant texts to keep him updated and entertained- but as Logan's boredom increases, so does Kendall's desire to keep the conversation interesting
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Logan, Kendall
summer days by Silverflare07 reviews
The five summers Kendall spends with Hortense while James and Carlos are at Camp Wonky Donkey and the one summer he has to share him. Pre-slash cuteness and eventual Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Worldwide by Love and Peace Forever reviews
"Cause' you have my heart." Those were the words spoken between Kendall Knight and Logan Mitchell on the night they consumed their love for each other. But when they move to California to become BTR, Kendall falls hard for Jo Taylor,and those special words don't mean anything anymore. What Happens when Logan decides to leave with a secret no one knows about? Mpreg. One shot for now
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Is There Something You Want to Tell Me by himitsutsubasa reviews
Only a virgin can approach an unicorn. Merlin and Arthur have been approached twice. Morgana notices.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sono Shitsuji, Père d'un jour by toodles13 reviews
Because of a mission from the Queen, Sebastian becomes Ciel's daddy for a day.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Forbidden Love by EliwaFlynn reviews
Human!Lucifer AU. Lucifer is the troublemaker in town and set his eyes on Sam. Both are in some sort of twisted, forbidden love with each other. T because Samifer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Follow Me by kate882 reviews
Sam and Gabriel had a fight and broke up. Now Dean and Cas are sick of seeing there brothers so depressed, so when Sam comes to visit they lock the two in a room together to work out there problems. Lets hope it works. one-shot sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Two Sides by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
"I'm furious. I'm hurt. I'm betrayed." Carlos finally spoke. "What happened?" Kendall stopped moving, fists clenched, and glassy eyes narrowed. "He cheated on me."
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Shelnard by TalaDentro reviews
A very short Sheldon/Leonard drabble. Featuring Penny, but no bashing, she's just a supportive side character. Slash.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
I'm Not Crazy by tbenner12 reviews
Spencer Reid is a young mental ward patient at Bennington Sanitarium visited by the FBI about a murder that concerns him, unraveling his past. WARNINGS: Abuse sexual, physical, mental, rape, self harm don't like, don't read!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,346 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
According To Him by LaurenBlack13 reviews
Logan's dating Jett, but Jett only wants Logan for one thing: sex. When Logan finds out, he thinks no one will ever want him for anything else. A certain blonde helps to change his mind. Rated M. Kogan. Smut. Language.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Monochrome no Sakura Kiss by Pessemistic Optimism reviews
Ciel is forced to go to Ouran academy and Sebastian is forced to follow him around, cleverly disquised as a student. When the boys get there, the Host Club takes notice of them and immediately invites them to join there club.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sebastian M.
Joshua's Sweet Isabella by fitever reviews
Like a predator I stalked Sam and growled, baring my teeth at him. He didn't move. He was too shocked that I had phased. "Bella!" Everyone shouted and stared at me. I looked at them all, but my focus landed on Jared and remained there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,315 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jared, Bella - Complete
Disney's Kogan Musical Drabbles by Love and Peace Forever reviews
Dedicate to Leviosa0812 and UnitedPen. Come into a world where Disney's classic music becomes the inspiration for Kogan drabbles. Contains some MPreg and Jarlos. Rated Everything. Enjoy! Complete For Now
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Hold Me Close by cristina reid reviews
Slave Spencer! It's FINALLY! here. After having the idea in my head for two days... Violence, non-con, SLASH! for later. It seems I have to put the slash letters HUGE! because some people are either blind, ignor, or don't bother reading warnings!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Never Saw The Point by darling can we reviews
He would have told you that, and you wouldn't even have known he was lying. Slash. Dominik/Aleks. One-shot.
Suicide Room/Sala samobójców - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Aleks L., Dominik S. - Complete
Just Wanna Be With You by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
Logan was trying to be extra careful. He knew it was silly to try to sneak out of the apartment-especially when his three best friends were sitting right on the couch and could easily catch him-but he had to try. Jettgan and one-sided Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Logan, Jett S. - Complete
A Kiss in the Morning by soyxunxperdedor reviews
High School AU. It's Sam's sixteenth birthday and Gabriel has given him the perfect gift. Now if only Sam could figure out how Gabriel feels about him. Sabriel with a side of Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Lie With Me by lilijuliet reviews
Spencer always wants seconds...and thirds. Slash! Rated M to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by sp8isgr8 reviews
Highschool AU: Sam and Cas are best friends, have been since they were four. They know everything about eachother- except the fact that Sam has a crush on Cas' older brother, Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Ciel is Nameless by Key-Writes-Shizz reviews
Ciel starts having dreams about naughty things him and his butler are doing. How does he react when he starts feeling strange after drinking his tea and eating his scone Sebastian gave him? Lord only knows. Rated M for BoyxBoy DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Stan by sensatsu reviews
Kyle's birthday presents had always been the best.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Numb by Animegrl421 reviews
Kyle's life takes a turn for the worse after he announces that he's gay to his parents. His home life falls apart. When he gets the chance to leave, he takes it. With only a guitar on his back and his wits, will he be able to survive in France? SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe
Not Enough Tequila by Buridanical State reviews
Morgan rushes in to save Reid, but does he really need to be rescued this time? Rated M for some adult themes and language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
My Only Sunshine by Panda Gravy reviews
He paced the waiting room like an expectant parent. He felt like one, too. They all loved Logan and Camille more than anything, this baby was about to be just as much a part of their family as it was the happy couple's. Jagan. PG-13.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - James, Logan
The List by Ardatli reviews
Someone is mutilating and killing men in Pittsburgh's gay village. When Pittsburgh's finest can't save Pittsburgh's hottest, they call on the FBI for help. Can the BAU stop the Liberty Avenue Killer before the unsub strikes again?
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Two Questionable Profilers by make-x-applesauce reviews
Garcia becomes suspicious of just how close Morgan and Reid are becoming, and it's time she did something about it. Oneshot! M/R implied slash. Rating for some sexual references.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Monogamy by mandrake-o reviews
AU where Sam is a senior at Stanford and Lucifer is the human history professor he's been having an affair with who is not happy when Sam breaks things off to be with Jess. It's a mildly twisted love story. Sam/Lucifer slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Through My Heart by makeupjunkie reviews
This takes place in New Moon. Bella finds out she is pregnant with Nessie and leaves Forks to go to the Volturi. Then she goes back to the US, where/when she starts seeing the Cullens again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
My Addiction by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
"I'm sorry, Kendall. I'm trying to stop. I wanna stop." "...Logan, you have to know that you have to give it up completely. Because if you leave again…don't bother coming back." Kendall and Logan have been battling these addictions for years.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,989 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Wake Up Call by cr8zymommy reviews
One-shot M/R SLASH Funny little thing I wrote where Spencer gets a wake up call one morning when he's late for work and the team hears a little more than they're supposed to.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/22/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jealous by EliwaFlynn reviews
Post Hallucifer. Lucifer is angry that he cannot have Sam. Cas is also a very boring person. Luci misses his Sammy. Rated T because Samifer, I guess.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Vampires and Secrets by MasqueradingVillain reviews
Kenny found out when he was young that he was something special, but when he's older it truly dawns on him how special he is. I don't own South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker do. Cancelled due to author leaving.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
18 and Life by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Stan and Kyle are dating, and not only until after they both start telling people, is when Kyle suddenly begins getting other male interests. Rated T for language, may contain M scenes, but with warnings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Darling So It Goes by JustJasper reviews
Tag for 7x24. Save the last dance for me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Reid's attempt at Relaxation by Whiitewolf reviews
Reid attempts to relax in a bubble bath in the hotel on their last night. Little does he know, an eight legged visitor wants to join him. Derek comes to the rescue. Written for the Weekly Prompts and a Birthday Fic. Morgan/Reid Friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Pretty Woman by milksteaks reviews
A game, a bet, a wig. And by the time Double D realizes how deep he's in, it's way too late to tell Kevin without getting punched in the nose. Edd/Kevin.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Edd, Kevin
Unwelcome Visitor by breakingfree05 reviews
Shane does something no one ever thought he would do. While everything settles down someone from Claire's past shows up. Someone she never thought she would see again. What is she to do? What about Shane? Takes place after Kiss Of Death.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010
What He's Really Like by paigeydoll reviews
When Haruhi breaks up with Tamaki, he decides not to take no for an answer and does something no one could have seen coming. When the Host Club finds out, how will they react, especially a tall, quiet senior? Rated T for non-graphic rape and violence.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.
Sing Me to Heaven by vanderlylecrybabygeek reviews
Six drabbles based on the lyrics to "Sing Me to Heaven." Drake/Josh slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Equilibristics, the Balancing Act by hoarfrosted reviews
As James grows and develops over the years, so too do his romantic ideals, his devotions, and his perception of the world and the people around him. It's the only explanation he can gather for his continued interest in the circus.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - James, Logan - Complete
The Watcher by coombes123 reviews
Logan is being stalked and the stalker is serious about claiming Logan as his own. As things start to happen Logan battles with his feelings for Kendall but can he trust any of his friend when it could be anyone of them? M for a reason.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Logan, Kendall
You Can't Hate a Kitten by sp8isgr8 reviews
Sam finds a kitten on the way home from a hunt. Pointless fluff
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Real Magic by Tigeress33565 reviews
'"Kyle, I love you man. You can run all you want, try to pretend you like girls, but damnit, when we kiss there's magic! Don't let it go, Kyle." Oh, hell no. Oh, Hell No.' Style, fake-implied-Kyman, language, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Summer Love by Gabsikle reviews
AU Kendall and Carlos spend the summer living with Kendall's dad in a small beach town. There they meet Logan and James, two guys who could give them a wonderful summer romance. Kogan and Jarlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kendall, Logan
Like A Pro by SauvignonFierce reviews
Reid and Morgan break it to the team they've been seeing each other, and accidentally slip another tidbit of information in.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Snacks by thebestwormstache reviews
There's more to Corbett and Ed than others realize.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Alan J. Corbett, Ed Z. - Complete
The Long and Winding Road by ShelLaura reviews
Hotch/Reid slash. Hotch and Reid are lovers on a killing spree. Unsub!Reid and Unsub!Hotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Fasle Pretence by filmgurl2008 reviews
Spencer Reid is undercover as the team try to catch a serial killer involved in gang activity. Things don't go so well when Billy Darley takes a special liking to him. But so does the Unsub. Spencer ends up in the care of Billy-FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Death Sentence - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,196 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011
New Beginning by PadawanGirl reviews
When Reid announced he had a boyfriend, he seemed so happy. Although it broke Morgan's heart, he never told Reid how he felt. But Reid's been keeping a secret too. Eventual Morgan/Reid rated M for later chapter
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Our love is real by McflyNiffDaveFrancoFan reviews
What happens when Mr. Mitchell finds out about Logan and Kendall's relationship? Kogan, slight Jarlos. Rated T for language.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
A Higher Claim by Tigyr reviews
Sacrifice was not in his vocabulary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Are we Ready? by Sailorpipn reviews
a little one shot inspired by the season 5 episode Stakeout - Tony and Tim have a serious discussion
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
If This Were a Romantic Comedy by AozoraNoShita reviews
...which this in no way resembles, really, it would be called The Wooing of Sam Winchester. But it's not called that. And it's not a romantic comedy. Really. For gallein in the Sassy Exchange 2012.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Five Things by Lynabelle reviews
Five wishes or thoughts or secrets of the Criminal Minds characters that they will probably take to the grave with them. "Sometimes he can't help but think he's the token genius. "
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Tobias H., S. Reid
No ordinary love by Shelbylou reviews
Tim and Gibbs have fallen easily into their relationship, or at least until a small discovery completely rocks their world. **WARNINGS - CONTAINS SLASH, MPREG AND EXPLICIT SEX, WHUMPING, x over with criminal minds, rated M due to the warnings -
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,483 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Call It What You Want by digital joy reviews
Logan hasn't been feeling well lately and decides to finally visit the doctor. After some tests and an examination, it appears that his operation from a couple years ago didn't go as he thought it did. Mpreg. Jagan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,832 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Logan, James
Cleansing by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Kyle wishes Gregory would get hit by a car, or die in a plane crash, or get stepped on by Cthulhu. Or something.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
Landslide by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
'I've been afraid of changing because I built my life around you.' The future terrifies Stan for vastly different reasons than most people.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
One moment in time by CrazyPerson514 reviews
This is AU. In this story the team is young and in protective care for assorted reasons. Gideon and Rossi are in charge; JJ, Prentiss, Hotch, Reid, Elle, Garcia and Morgan are the kids. This will probably be focused on Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - S. Reid
Chuckie's Dating Experiences by yuugi arry reviews
"'Fifty-five' A voice called from the back of the room. Everybody froze and turned. Tommy smiled. 'And another fifteen on payday.'"
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tommy P., Chuckie F. - Complete
Fish and Tweets by BlessyJahne reviews
It all started with strange silence and a micro-blogging site. And just like two opposite poles that attract - wherever one goes, the other one "follows". Post VwD Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,811 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Derek V., Casey M.
failure to communicate by Silverflare07 reviews
In which there is some confusion as to who exactly Logan loves and Kendall thinks the Hunger Games would be the perfect way to express his feelings for BTR's resident genius. May the odds be ever in his favor. Kogan two-shot
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Anything for a Jew by Ken Wartooth reviews
The one I love has been taken away from me. I can't let that fatass win! I will get Kyle back, no matter what. - K2 with a hint of Kyman, the ultimate fanfiction for fangirls.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
It's Okay to be Confused by CallMeYoYo reviews
What really happened after that kiss between eric and buddy? Eric/Buddy. SLASH.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,751 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Eric F., Buddy M.
An Arm In The Mail by Craigstalldaddy reviews
A short story about the man who could not die, and when he decided to send a man with wicked curls of red a part of his body in hopes of winning his love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Of Love and Lesbians by Whoever-Typed-This-Up reviews
Lindsay discovers a piece of paper in Brian's home that she finds is of major importance to Bria