Poll: Should there be any side slash boyxboy in Fruits Basket Host Club? If so what pairings? Don't worry no matter what I will try to maintain the main focus as friendship with romance not being the major thing unless you want it to be. Tell me which you want. Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Wallflower, Fruits Basket, United States of Tara, Queer as Folk, and Ouran High School Host Club.
I'm Vampire-Goth-Girl and I'm 13 and a girl.
I love reading, writing(DUH!) and music.
I can speak little bits of Spanish, Japanese, French, and German(very little only things I have caught in shows or movies or songs). I can play the guitar partly and I can sing pretty well.
I am the type of person that can never act shy around anyone. I laugh and smile not very often but when I do it creeps my friends out because I'm usally thinking up an evil plan for revenge on someone. I am the most unique person you can meet cuz you can search the world twice and never meet someone that is anything like me. When I'm upset no one gets within a three mile radius of me but when I'm happy people come to me like a moth to a flame. Loyal to my friends and family. I like sports but I don't like watching them. I'm not perfect, I never was, never will be and proud of it. I have crazy friends who go from preps to cutters. I believe that love sees no gender. Because love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart. If two people are ment to be together, then they should be together.
"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. "
-Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982
Other need to know facts:
My role models and heroes are:
Current Song I'm Listening To: Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Hobbies: Reading, writing, listenign to music,watching movies, hanging with friends, chatting, youtubing obsessing, occasionally shopping, and more.
Favorite movie(s): Stephen King's IT, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow, Four Brothers, The Notebook, Nightmare On Elm Street, Pirates Of The Caribbean series, Cinderalla, Sweeney Todd, Beauty And The Beast, Aladdin, Lilo and Stitch, Sleeping Beauty, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Horton Hears A Who, Precious, Never Back Down,All The Tyler Perry Movies, A Year Without A Sants Claus, Edward Scissorhands, She's the Man, and more
Favorite manga: Death Note, Fruits Basket,Ouran's High School Host Club, Naurto, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji, Me & My Brothers and more
Favorite anime: Death Note, Ouran's High School Host Club, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Fruits Basket, The Wallflower, Kuroshitsuji and more
Favorite music (this may take a while): Adam Lambert, Eminem, London(On YouTube.com), Paramore, Pink, Lady Gaga, Secondhand Serenade, Miranda Lambert, Queen, Skillet, Between the Trees, Dashboard Confessional, Simple Plan, Carrie Underwood, All Time Low, Elvis Presley, Never Shout Never, Chase Coy, Tokio Hotel, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Temptations, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Pierce the Veil, Emily Osment, Helio, Weird Al Yankovic, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Daughtry, Train, Panic! At The Disco, Chris Rice, Casting Crowns, Green Day, Swichfoot, Big Time Rush, Fall Out Boy, and more than I can remember
Least Favorite Things: insults, jocks, stupid people,homophobes, racist people, fake gangsters(I go to school with people who think they are ganster and they are the most annoying tyoe of people), people who use sex to get what they want, movies with no meaning, lack of sound, writer's block, people with no common sense, most people in general, people who judge you by your skin/hair/eye/weight/the clothes you wear/the music you listen to/the way you dress aka everything that doesn't matter, fake people aka people who try to be what they aren't
THERE IS A NEW DISEASE SPREADING QUICKLY THROUGH THE COUNTRY! IT ISCALLED OCD. OCD STANDS FOR
Obsessive Cullen Disorder!
If you suffer, put this on your page!
Private Joke 4 Twilight Fans!
You say Human.
I say Vampire.
You say Zac Efron.
I say Edward Cullen.
You Say Paris Hilton.
I say Bella Swan.
You say pop
I say blood .
You say vampires are scary.
I say vampires are awesome.
Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime theres a huge Boom!
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to Love...Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that may all may see my obssesion
Because I know what twilighters know.
All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.
I went to a party
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So, why do people do it, Mum,
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.
Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. (secret message- the Harry Potter series rules)
If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.
Growing OLD is MANDATORY Growing UP is OPTIONAL
If you think Golf is too boring to be considered a sport copy and repost this onto your profile
Tamaki Prince Type:
You are French
Kyoya Cool Type:
X You wear glasses.
Hunny Loli Shota Type:
You're the shortest out of your friends.
Mori Wild Type:
XYou're the tallest out of your friends
Hikaru Devil Type:
XYou and your sibling have a strong bond
Kaoru Devil Type:
X You like to play games
Haruhi Natural Type:
X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
Well dang...I wated to be like Kyouya...Oh well! Haruhi is second best ^^
How To Seem Normal
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.
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Love yaoi? Join the club. If you love yaoi, copy/paste this onto your profile
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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love laughing, and I mean love laughing, at anything and everything you find funny, copy/paste this to your profile.
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with yourfriends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick yourelbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fan fictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkful of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fan fiction, Copy this onto your fan fiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, ISnortSugar ,IWantMyOwnJasperWhitlock, AliCatxo, RawrItsKachina, Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfictiondoesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If ur sck of ppl who cnt spll 4 crap + send in fanfcs lke ths, cpy + pste ths on2 ur profile.
If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to Google or YouTube just after you've thought of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile.
Why We Don't Care
The world is a playground
Fit to try a new game
No matter how different,
opposed, or insane
It’s meant for two lovers
Who share a similar look
Who smile and are devilish
Who don’t play by the book
Disgusted and fearful
Society will cover their eyes
Conflicting and fighting
The boys don’t seem surprised
What’s it matter if kin
Are lovers and brothers
Really it doesn’t
If they care immensely for one another
Instead of shunning the strange
Welcome it with an open mind
On this planet so different
Twincest you’re bound to find.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:Sailing With Russell By Chris Rice
Waking Up:In The Middle By Rodney Atkins
First Day at School:It's Gunna Be Love By Mandy Moore
Making Your New Best Friend:Hear You Me By Jimmy Eat World
Falling In Love:This Is A Call By Thousand Foot Krutch
Breaking Up:A Twist In My Story By Secondhand Serenade
Prom:Make It Happen by The Early November
Graduation:One Day by Simple Plan
Life's Okay:My Prayer by Chris Rice
Death of a Close Friend:Sweet Southern Comfort By Buddy Jewel
Mental Breakdown:Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
Driving:Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park
Flashback:Vacation by Simple Plan
Getting Back Together:Fix You by Coldplay
Birth of Child:Drop of Jupiter by Train
Wedding Scene:Monsoon by Tokio Hotel
Car Accident:The Face of Christ by Chris Rice
Final Battle:Imperfection by Saving Jane
Death Scene:Cry by Mandy Moore
Funeral Song:Stay Beautiful By Taylor Swift
End Credits:For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert
Deleted Scenes:Christmas Is Creepy by Fred Figglehorn
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck.
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-)
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
THE FANFICTION.NET PLIGHT: I am honestly and truly doing something nice - every story I read on here, I will give a review. I know how it feels when you get little or no reviews! If you want to be kind and do this too, then put this in your profile!
If you are a closet fangirl and fanfiction writer then post this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There are three kinds of people in the world.
If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile.
Somebody turn on some music so we can dance like we're drunk and sing like we're on crack.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns have to have something to do with it, because if you just stood there and said BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Team Tyler's Van: Cause we all want to kill Bella
When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.
If you've ever ran into a tree copy and repost this
Girl: Talk To Her!
If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground
My best friend exploded and whipped cream came out!
Emmett is the strongest,
If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.
Moonlight Ride Author Unknown
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
How wonderful it was to have her own room
On the first day of school everything went great
To be known in this school you had to have a clout
"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
Excited, she got ready for the big event
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
She doesn't remember the force of impact
Voices she heard... a few words at best
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and repost)
If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.
If you've ever tripped on air repost this
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!
The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.
Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!
One bright day in the middle of the night,
For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace is to other people, copy this onto your profile
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this onto your profile
Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.
Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course, it's usually the oncoming train
Legacy of an Adopted Child
Once there were two women
Two different lives
The first gave you life
One gave you a nationality
One gave you emotions
One gave you up
My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.
Hate is easy. Love takes courage.
If you're lost in the desert and your canoe loses one wheel, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
If you met my family, you'd understand
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls
Well-behaved women rarely make history
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickolodeon
one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you.
The shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.
People who say anything is possible, havn't tried to slam a revolving door
Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I know it's going to be a bad day when I fall out of bed and miss the floor.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
I never have been girly
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
GIRL SIDE: 7
These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.
OK this is a really sad...but cute Poem. Copy and pastre this poem if you think abortion is wrong
It's early still, the month is one,
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
Child abuse is a sin among any race, it takes inocent lives, who have yet to fully comprehend the joys of life!
Please read and then send it to all of your friends...alone no one can do anything, but together we are a united force!
Stop child abuse once and for all
its not only a child your helping...
Its the world!
5,000 children suffer abuse, torture and neglect...the main outcome of this...is sadly death...
Take this info in and help a child somewhere by sending ths letter to all of your friends
Together we can help
Together we can save a life!
Copy and paste this if you are against all forms of child abuse!
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
I have a teddy bear
My mom is really nice
She collects special jars
But it makes me cry when
My daddy covers her in scars
My daddy is a druggy
He plays poker but never wins
He comes through the door
And the Screaming begins
I go to pick up the phone
It just can't wait
I dial 999
But it's too late
I sit on the stairs
With tears everywhere
I see here body
And blood on the stair
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
Daddy killed mommy
But i'm still alive
He looks at me
And calls me down
I say nothing
Just turn away and frown
He starts to get angry
So I come down
He smacks me loads
Until I fall to the ground.
My name is Jamie
I am only 5
That was really close
Thank god I'm still alive
I sit in my room most of the day
While daddy watches football
I sit and pray
It is now half time
He gets out of his chair
I hear footsteps
And i get scared
He comes into my room
and gets out a book
and reads it softly
But gives me a evil look
"There once was a girl called Jamie
Who is going to stand very still
So that I can get my knife and
KILL KILL KILL"
I leap on the stairs
But he grabs my neck
I don't see any weapons
I just wanted to check
But he goes to his boot
And pulls out his knife
I scream and screech
And fear for my life
Daddy locks the door
He comes closer and closer just read the text
I see blood and lots
And well you know what happens next
My name is Jamie
I was only 5
My daddy is a druggy
And i didn't survive
That is to show you what is hapening in the world of today this is child abuse if you copy and paste this maybe it will spread to someone who can make a difference(Im not forcing you and if you don't want it on your page maybe you could just show it to someone or tell them my name and they can see it and change abuse and stop it for once and for all)!!
--///-\\\--If you have ever felt
~Meaning Of A Kiss~
You call me a bitch
If someone has ever bullied you paste this on your profile, it shows that you no longer are a victim of bullies and think they are dumb!
Don't fall for someone who isn't willing to catch you.
Yes, I do threaten my computer, tell my TV what to do, yell at my hairbrush, and talk to things that don't talk back and you still love me.
Drama? No thanks. Don't like me? Your problem. Love me or hate me-girl I'm still gonna shine.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Sometimes you just need someone to protect you.
I wanna be the girl he's scared to lose. The one he can't walk away from knowing that she's mad at him, the one who he can't fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears. The one can't live without.
Live it, love it, learn from it, and that's life.
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control and at times a little hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst , then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance to the rain.
So I'm a bitch, huh? Well you're a whore and personally I'd rather be known for what I do not who I screw.
When the world says give up, hope whispers try one more time.
In with a bullet out with hearts.
Having the love of your life break up with you and say "We can still be friends" is like your dog dying and your mom saying "You can still keep it."
For every girl with a broken heart there's a boy with a glue gun.
You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them beacuse they sing a song that nobody but you can understand.-Secret Vampire by L. J. Smith
Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.-New Moon by Stephine Meyer
Other people are just...there. If they aren't helping they're just in the way. Weave around them, knock them over just do whatever you have to, but get past them.-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
People die... Beauty fades... Love changes... And you will always be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
People die...so love them everyday. Beauty fades... so look before it's gone. Love changes... but not the love you give. And if you love, you'll never be alone.-Wichlight by L.J. Smith
There's warmth in ice; there's cooling peace in fire, And midnight light to show us all the way. The dancing flame becomes a funeral pyre; the Dark was more enticing than the Day.-The Chosen by L.J. Smith
Deep inside, you know you that whoever gets up in your face gets there because he knows your nothing and he knows you know it too-Shooter by Walter Dean Myers
I can't afford to let myself feel good, to let my gaurd down, to think for a songle moment that I belong. Because I don't-The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl by Berry Lyga
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.-Unknown
Love, if you can't handle it's weight, it will become distorted, and it turns to hate.-Fruit Basket by Takaya Natsuki chapter 101
When somone special comes into your life, half of you say "Danger! Stay in your cave. Your not ready yet." The other half says "Make them yours forever."-Remember Me Spoken by Robert Pattinson
Our finger prints don't fade from the lives we touch.-Remember Me spoken by Robert Pattinson
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
It takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to raise my middle finger and tell you "Bite me."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter
she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that said "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt.
~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". That's right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? That would be enitirely pointless, in my opinion.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their butt Kicked!
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!
If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like RPGs (Role Playing Games), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile!
If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kiitie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.
Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
You haven't asked yet.
Man "Haven't we met before?"
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man "But I don't know your name."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS.
If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, TheCrazyScotswomanOfD00M, Ayumi Elric, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, Kittie-kun, James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you do these 'copy and paste' things too much (but you still do it anyway), copy this and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
If annoyed further, I shall bring death upon you with my lovely cheese grater.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If Mother Nature has reason to fear you because she totally ruined something for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love your iPod, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were born in April, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.
If you wish the atheists would just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced.
Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are divorced and your happy they are.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think sex should wait until AFTER marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
People are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, GinnyPotter808, clumsywerewolf2438, DontCallMeNymphadora,XVampWitchCatX,alpha-beta-omega1996,James Stark, KyoXTohru1,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
X You own a cell phone.
You have been called a brat.
X Black is one of your favourite colors.
You can skateboard
XYou’ve worn plaid.
X You love the computer.
X You don't care what you look like.
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You like loud music.
I am goth more than anything! Knew it! Welll except Hardcore//Scene. Who knew I was that?
She was hurt
I begged her to tell
I stand with some roses
I wanted to tell
They got worse
I wanted to tell
Now that she's gone
If you have a friend
True Poem Bout Actual Child Abuse
Day by day I think of you,
My name is Nora
Hush little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.
1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (but isn’t it for them?)
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Duh!)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (I've never tried that)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (Really, I never knew!)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Well there goes my plan…)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not to Be Used As Protection from a Tornado (Well are you stupid enough to use a blanket?)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Big isn’t it huge?)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (Out of? Well stay away from crazy people with one of theses)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So you get killed then prosecuted? Genuis!)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Ewww)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (How is that?)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (One would hope…)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Duh!)
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Other use? Which is?)
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (in children? Stay away!!!!!)
17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
18. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
19. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
20. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
21. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
22. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
23. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
24. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts…)
25. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one…)
26. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
37. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you. (that’s it kill the dream!)
It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
girl: hey baby I want to show you…
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
Interesting and insane laws:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm… I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)
It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What… the…)
It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Whoever passed this law was obviously half-asleep.)
It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Lol…)
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Oh great. Looks like we'll have to wait an extra hour to have lunch then.)
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (In that case most of the world should be locked up in prison.)
It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (I'm sure we'll all be thinking of our stomachs when the building's on fire.)
It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Makes sense if you think about it, but on first impression…)
It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (This might be better off in the "Only in America" section.)
It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (A pity. That's a novelty I'd pay money to see.)
It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Strange, but not illogical until you take into account that there is no coastline at all in the state in which this is a law…)
It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (AHH! HELP! FIRE!)
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Whoever came up with this? We should give him a Nobel Prize for such a masterful logical conclusion.)
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead.
Who keeps your picture in his wallet.
Who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants.
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.
Who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.
The one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
I’m not a bitch… I just like being rude.
I'm not a fuck up… I just make mistakes.
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Copy And Paste… some may be repeated…
At age 8, your mom buys you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over her lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked hwe by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she told you how deep she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your mom, post this on your profile
I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
No Means No
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
2 months later…
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Post this in your profile if you know any of these songs!
Bold the ones you know
Songs everyone knows, whether they know it or not:
The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
There was a man who was rich staying at a really nice hotel One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile
This is a true story A girl died in 1933 A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
TO Every Guy:
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
"Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner."
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk."
"You truely are one frightening little monster."
"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"
"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object."
"Does me being half naked bother you?"
"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
"Edward? Edward, you their? Okay, now I feel stupid."
"If you two are having a fight...well, don't let me interrupt."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
"I decided as long as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy."
"I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to a witch, she can join the party, too."
"Fall down again, Bella?"
"I glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around."
"So there are real werewolves? With the full moon and silver bullets and all that?"
"Say what you want, I still think that Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?"
"Dad don't you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute."
"Life sucks, than you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
50 Things You Did not Know About Me Until You Read This!
1. What color is your toothbrush?
2. Name one person who made you smile today:
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
4.What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
10. What is your lip gloss of choice?
11. What was the last thing you ate?
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13. The last sporting event you watch?
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16. Ever go camping?
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
19. Do you have a tan?
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22. What did your last text message say?
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
26. What color is your watch?
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28. What is your birthstone?
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
30. What is your favorite number?
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32. Any plans today?
33. How many states have you lived in?
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
35. Last song listened to?
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
39. Are you jeal of anyone?
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
41. Do you love anyone?
42. Do any of your friends have children?
43. What do you usually do during the day?
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46. What color is your car?
47. Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50. How did you get your worst scar?
Last thing that you ate
Thing that confuses you the most
Thing that you are ashamed of
Lots of things
Thing most loathed
Green with a brown almost red line in one
I'm English,German,Welsh,Native American,American,Dutch,possibly Irish,and some other things I can't remember
You get in trouble the most for
leaving things places and the way I act
Most thought about thought
Don't have one… yet
Most Annoyed By?
stupid acting people
Can you do a push up?
wall push up yes regular no i don't think i can
Can you run a mile?
yep i hate it but I can
Well writing and reading
Are you an emo poet
I've written a few 'emo' poems and I like reading them (you choose the answer)
Do you know who Flyleaf is?
What color is your math notebook?
Are you funny?
Are you secretly dating your best friend?
Uh...no. My best friend is a girl and even though im bi she's not. She even has a crush on my male cuz.Do you understand football?
Sort of in a way
Are you dating anyone
Are you okay with not dating anyone?
Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't know people say one guy does but idk
Where do you come in the family tree?
Do you like your feet.
They're okay… I suppose
Mentally ill test:
x You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
TOTAL : 7
xYou have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
x You have fallen asleep in class.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.
xYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
This is to help people understand that stereotypes are dumb! (Bold apply to you)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm SAD, so I MUST be depressed.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.
I'm QUIET, so I MUST be weird.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I want to DIE, so I MUST be suicidal.(Only sometimes when something bad happens)
I'm (or was) a CUTTER, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I talk to BOYS, so I MUST fancy them all.
I hug GIRLS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
~~~Put this on your profile if your sick of stereotypes~~~
Ok on to so things that will hopefully make you smile…
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: 'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: 'Do you want fries with that?
97 percent of teenagers would cry if they saw Robert Patterson standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump If you are one of the 3 that would sit there eating popcorn screaming 'DO A FLIP' copy and paste this into your profile. (don’t get me wrong I like Edward just not Rob… he doesn’t suit Edward at all and I will have a very detailed argument about it.)
Adults are just kids with money
Kids are just adults with energy
Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit.
Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them you are a mile away and you have their shoes..
Bitch do not touch the stereo.
Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
Come to the dark side WE HAVE COOKIES!
CULLENISM: my new religion
Death is Gods way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can not fire me I quit
Destiny tried to take my books. Destiny isn’t with us anymore.
Do not aspire to become irreplaceable If you can not be replaced you can not be promoted.
Do not let your mind wander its too little to be let out alone.
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
Do that again and I'll give you a paper cut in front of Jasper!
Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Education is important, school however is another matter
Evening News is where they begin with Good Evening then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Every line is about who I don't want to write about anymore.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion Its just that yours is stupid
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Excuse me but do I look like someone that cares?
Forever isn't as long as it used to be.
Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a volvo.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Hate all you want but you can not break a girl that thinks nothing of you.
Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus. Careful you might catch it Ahh too late...
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
Heaven does not want me and Hell is afraid I will take over
How can I miss you if you never left?
I am not with stupid anymore
I am the type of girl who can watch a horror movie without flinching at all but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster
I am the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I am very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill someone.
I am who I am I wont change for anyone
I applied for a job at a mental hospital but they said I needed 24 hours experience so you wanna hang out?
I blame my attitude on videogames
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
I did not mean to hurt your feelings… I was aiming for your face
I did not slap you I simply high fived your face.
I didn't fall from heaven I rose from hell.
I do not suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
I don't know why I did it… I don't know why I enjoyed it… and I don't know why I'll do it again
I have a cape and it makes ficken awesome whoosh noises!
I hear your silence loud and clear
I just want to be the girl you talk about the one you could not live without to be the one who makes your heart beat crazy and for you to say to your boys 'she's my baby'
I love you is eight letters, so is bullshit.
I love You you Love ME! Lets Go out And Kill Barney, With a shot gun BANG BANG! Barney on the floor, No more stupid dinosaur!
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I used to be normal until I met the freaks that I call my friends
If at first you do not succeed avoid skydiving
If he's dumb enough to walk away then be smart enough to let him go.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
Due to the outbreak in swine flu I'm sorry to report that pepper pig is no longer with us
If it's wrong to love you then my heart just won't let me be right
If nothing lasts forever can I be your nothing?
If this is a crush, then I don't think I can take the real thing if it happens.
If you live to be 100 I want to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you.
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
If you love someone tell them because hearts are often broken by words let unspoken.
If you talk about me I got some advice click your heels 3 times and say I wish I had a life!
If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive try missing a couple of mortgage payments
I'm never speaking up again, it only hurts me… I'd rather be a mystery.
I'm not easily distracted I – Hey is that guy sparkling!
I'm sorry… my fault, I forgot you were and idiot.
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, but unlike you I didn’t get played
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realise just how much you love them
Its you and me against the world we attack at dawn
I've spent so much time trying to be everyone else that I've forgotten how to be myself.
Join The Army Visit exotic places meet strange people and then kill them.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong
unless you've lived my life
light travels faster then sound that might be why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion
Maybe god wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when that happens, you'll be thankful
My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Of all the things I have lost I miss my mind the most.
OMG I think I just saw a flying bird!
People like you are the reason people like me need medication
People say love is like magic… but isn’t magic, just an illusion?
Perfection is a waste of time.
Psh screw the Dark Side So what if they have cookies Come to the Light Side we have Jasper Hale!
Remember no one is listening until you fart.
Roses are red
sarcasm my anti drug.
Scared to remember terrified to forget
She's my bff, break her heart and I'll break your face.
So many boys so many reasons to stay alone
Some people do not drink and drive Other people do not drink and fuck
Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
Sometimes you have got to smile and walk away… Hold your tears in and pretend like you are okay
Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
Taste the rainbow Eat CRAYONS
Team Edward cause Jacob doesn't sparkle
Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he will believe you tell him a chair has wet paint on it and he will have to touch it to be sure.
The best proof of love is trust
The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
The difference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed
The pain subsides, but not for long, I'm trying hard, but I can't hold on. People tell me to be strong, but nothing matters, cause you're gone.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by their side and knowing that you'll never have them.
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
There's a point in your life when you
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time
Tired of living and scared of dying
Twilight the reason girls across the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampires.
Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity I'm not sure about the universe.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who's left.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When life hands you lemons throw them back and demand Jasper Hale
When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in life gets worse
When you are down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I will be willing to lay down right next to you
Whenever I get happy or calm all of a sudden I look around for Jasper
Where words fail, music speaks
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think your stupid.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why we call it the present
You cry I cry. You laugh I laugh. You fall off a cliff I laugh even harder.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
You laugh because I'm different I laugh because you're all the same.
You may just be one person in the world, but to one person you are the world
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen.
SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Honestly, I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep the halo up.
You can't spell "diet" without "die"!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.
EMO- Extravagantly Made Origami
Go Pluto! Revolve in peace!
I'm an English major; you do the math.
Be insane… because well-behaved girls never made history.
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I was standing in the park, wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I will leave you to ponder...
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my… Well I’ll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.
You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.
Have you ever pulled on a door that says push?
Do you go online just to look for these?
Have you ever asked a really obvious question?
Did you answer yes to these questions?
Then you have Imanidiotitis.
Don’t worry, I have it too!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (...no comment)
A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals women's underwear. (Or, for an easier word, pervert)
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought. ( Oh my gosh!! a really scary thought)
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Set sail in a general that way direction.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
warning: im sarcastic and I hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.
Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My mind works like lightning... one flash and then it's gone.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.
When life throws you lemons...OME! You're pregnant!
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I can resist anything but temptation.
One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.
I don't obsess, I think intensely.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. (So true, so true..:)
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Austrailia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
The Six Truths of Life (I love this one!)
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
some people are like slinkies, there not much to look at but you can't help to smile when they fall down the stairs.
dont drink and drive. you might hit a bump and spill you drink
don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable
Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Carlisle is compassionate.
Esme is loving.
Rosalie is pretty.
Emmett is strong.
Edward is fast.
Bella is powerful.
Alice can win a bet.
Jasper can make you laugh when you break up with your werewolf best friend who you're actually in love with but won't admit because your too danm stubborn and because your also in love with a vampire who your about to marry.
You think your thinking about what your thinking about...but you're not!
If only they didn't have heads.
HEY!! HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU OVER THERE!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY!!
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Roses are red,
I'm not a perfect girl.
If you always want what you can’t have, what do you want when you can have everything?
You can't make someone love you; you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
The apple ran away with the banana, they got married, rented a motel room, and thus, we have oranges.
Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “Storms suck!”
Life is God’s way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!"
Death is God’s way of dragging you back up to heaven by your shirt collar mumbling, ‘Alright, I think you’ve done enough damage..."
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.
Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
You can have the most beautiful voice, but if you don't sing your own songs, how can you be considered an artist
One kiss can hold more secrets than a politician, more water than an ocean, and more complications than the iner workings of ones brain
Forget the risk, take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all. Every insult is just one more brick on my ever building walls
I drink Coffee because sleep is for the weak
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, falling in love with you was beyond my control
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.
If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Normality will be restored as soon as remember what it is.
Fear nothing. Risk everything.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colours, but they learn how to live in the same box.
You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but just remember that life goes on.
You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.
Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.
Love is like war. It's easy to begin, impossible to forget, and hard to end.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.
Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.
We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.
The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.
I'm a little cupcake, cute and sweet. When your girlfriend dumps you, I'm what you eat.
I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
You can't buy happiness...but you can buy ice cream. That's close enough.
Men are like mascara...They run at the first sign of emotion.
Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
It's not that I'm not a 'people person'. It's that I'm not a 'stupid people person.'
Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.
Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!
A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet…
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it.
I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive.
Girlz are like phones. We luv to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.
He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'
Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy.
Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart.
When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care.
Taking over the world is hard.
Uhmm, I was going to put something nice in here...but then I forgot...What was I talking about?!
I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullen's.
You can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want because once she turns around she's not coming back.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
I hated going to weddings cause old people would nudge me and say 'You next!'...That stopped when I started saying the same thing to them at FUNERALS.
My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Paul and Seth.(My favorite werewolfs out of all of them)
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. (Ok so this one is actually fake, but we can dream can't we?)
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA, frndshiponfire, tachiequillsluv,Vampire-Goth-Girl
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've told the voices in your head to be quiet over and over and THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP, copy and paste this into your profile.
30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu, frndshiponfire, tachiequillsluv,Vampire-Goth-Girl
Quote of the Moment:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in yourbathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at thatvery moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die (The story that goes with this is creepy and I'm way too paranoid not to post this.)
1. YOUR REAL NAME
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
WEIRD QUIZ THING:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
was a complete mystery
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Who Want's To Be A Millionare
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
two hours ago i was going to check the mail.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at
Siren Jax Carston's profile
9. What are you wearing?
A blue shirt and black shorts with white skulls on them
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
I don't know... sometime today...
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
white, clock, stockings, my stepdads metals from the army, and some hanging thingings
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm supposed to think something?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
clothes and books and movies and TWLOHA (To Write Love On Her Arms) clothes and accesaries
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Ummm... I think I'm bi?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Gay Rights. There would be some
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
Has bad grammar.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't know... Lizzie or Elizabeth
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Spencer or Derek or Aaron or Jason because I have a extreme obbsesion with Criminal Minds or Jack
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't know
1. What time did you get up this morning? Eight
2. Diamonds or Pearls? diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I don't remember
4. What is your favorite TV show? Criminal Minds
5. What did you have for breakfast? Smarties
6. What is your middle name? Nicole
7. What is your favorite cuisine? No idea
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything with any type of nuts and most veggies and then some
9. Your favorite potato chip? original
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? i don't know
11. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive too young
12. Favorite sandwich? turkey and chesse
14. What are your favorite clothes? Torn up jeans and a faded T-shirt
15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Germany or Japan or Tiawan or any where in Europe
16. What color is your bathroom? White.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Walmart. (As long as it doesn't itch...)
18. Where were you born? California
19. Favorite time of the day? late at night
20. Where would you want to retire to? I don't know...
21. Favorite sport to watch? Yuck.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? Send what back?
23. Person you expect to send it back first? What?
24. Coke or Pepsi? either
25. Are you a morning person or night owl? I prefer the night
26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? Nope.
27. What did you want to be when you were little? A nurse.
28. What is your best childhood memory? playing with my family.
29. What are the different jobs you have had? Chores .
30. Nicknames? no.
31. Piercing? Ears. I want to get my lip, tongue, and a few more in my ears.
32. Eye Color? Green with a line of brown
33. Ever been to Africa? No.
34. Ever been toilet papering? Nope.
35. Favorite day of the week? Don't have one.
36. Favorite restaurant? none
37. Favorite ice cream? none
38. Favorite fast food restaurant? I like Burger King
39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven’t taken it yet.
40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? This is a email?
41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I will never get a credit card if I can help it.
42. Bedtime? 11:30
44. Last person you went to dinner with? my sister
45. What are you listening to right now? Weird Al Yankovic
46. What is your favorite color? Neon Orange right now.
47. How many tattoos do you have? None. But I want one.
48. What is your religion if you have one? christian
50. What is you GPA: I don't know...
Have any siblings: 2
Have any pets: 2
Have a job: I wish.
Have a cellphone: Yep
Have any special talents or skills: math and acting (I think)
Have any fears: Everyone does.
Have a bedtime: 11:30
Sing in the shower: no
Want to go to college: Yes.
Get along with your parents: Most of the time.
Have any piercings: Yes.
Do Drugs: No
--Love & All That Crap--
Ever been in love: Maybe
Are you single: Yes.
Do you have a crush on someone: No.
--Have You Ever--
Danced in a public place: Yes
Why America has some issues
1. Only in
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
"Love overcomes hate, Love has no color, Love has no orientation, All is love."
"Life is about taking risks to get what you want."
"Be who you want to be - be free in your own skin, be liberated and feel beautiful and do what you want to do without judgement."
"Look, you're not going to find what you're looking for, but it'll be fine, you're going to be okay."
"Sprinkle glitter all over everything."
"Before you break you have to shed your armour, take a trip and fall into the glitter, tell a stranger that they're beautiful. So all you feel is love."
I'm not random; I just think faster then you!
I'm not loud; your just to close to my mouth.
I'm not annoying your just boring!!
I'm not a clutz floors, lockers, doors, and stairs just hate me
"I look at everything this way..love is love, it shouldn't be categorized by straight, bi, gay, catholic, atheist, or Jewish. LOVE.is.LOVE..and whomever it ends up being with; then so be it... it was meant to be, and its the way it was attended... no stopping it. love is a power in which we don't have control over..."
Did you know?
-121 million people worldwide suffer from depression. (World Health Organization)
- 18 million of these cases are happening in the United States. (The National Institute of Mental Health)
- Between 20% and 50% of children and teens struggling with depression have a family history of this struggle and the offspring of depressed parents are more than three times as likely to suffer from depression. (U.S. Surgeon General's Survey, 1999)
- Depression often co-occurs with anxiety disorders and substance abuse, with 30 percent of teens with depression also developing a substance abuse problem. (NIMH)
- 2/3 of those suffering from depression never seek treatment.
Untreated depression is the number one cause of suicide, and suicide is the third leading cause of death among teenagers. (NIMH)
Please go to twloha.com and help a great cause. TWLOHA stands for To Write Love On Her Arms and helps teens who have tried or thought about the option of suicide, self-injury,addiction, or are going through depression. On the website you can find true but horrifying facts about depression, addiction,self-injury, and suicide. Many great bands are contibuting to this cause. Bands such as Paramore, Skillet, Between the Trees, and so many more. Please go to the website twloha.com or go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAhFk-aygY to hear a true story about a teen who went through this. Please see this as no joke and help TWLOHA and see how much self-injury and addiction can effect everyone's lives. Help the cause and pass this on to your friends and family or even just strangers and help.
It takes 1 second to love his looks
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Cooties
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? U + UR Hand
3. Your teacher is... Shake Tramp
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Beside You
5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? We Live
6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Piano Man
7. How do you feel right now? Teardrops On My Guitar
8.What's on your bedside table right now? Automatic
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? Who Am I?
10. When you open your wardrobe you see... If Everyone Cared
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? Yeah Boy and Doll Face
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Without Love
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Perfect
14. Your life's theme song? I'm Not Leaving (South River Road Version)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? House of Wolves
16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? They Don't Understand
17. Your motto is.. Awake
18. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy... Smell the Color 9
19. What did you dream about tonight? Facedown
20. Any last words? Whataya Want From Me
If you've ever had your friends of family yell 'HE(or she) IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER' when you talk about your crush, copy/paste this
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, DAMNIT! RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun!"
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"-
i believe that A.D.D and A.D.H.D is a gift not a dissorder if you think that to then put this on your profile
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this in your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
I took it again because some of my tastes changed and I have become more as my friends like to call it evil. ;)
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:
That boy isn't oversensitive
That man isn't ugly.
That girl isn't fat. She has a medical condition.
That girl isn't a bitch.
He's not a slacker
Don't judge. You have no clue what's going
OK I got this from CheekyBrunette's Profile and I liked it. Here is what she wrote:
So, I thought of a cool challenge. We all dig into the lives and emotions of our favorite characters, but what about ourselves? So here's the thing. It took me a while, but I did some soul searching, and I came up with some stuff I didn't know about myself until I really looked. So now it's your turn! Post it on your wall, send it here, whatever. Post it. And if you get a little emotional along the way, it's okay. I was a wreck when I wrote mine. I sort of realized how tired I was, and it really got to me."
So I thought that I would do mine
She's that girl that everyone thinks will always be OK no matter what happend. They don't see the girl who is breaking inside from her best friend/cousins suicide, they don't see the girl that just wants to break down and cry all most all the time. They see a girl who is strong physically and emotionaly. They see a girl who effortlessly gets wonderful grades and has great friends. They don't see the girl who only has 3 or 4 people who she actually trustsand they don't see how trying to be perfect is breaking her.
They see a girl who can handel her friend being suicidal, being a cutter and wanting to end eerything. But she can't. They think she can handle her brother being bi-polar when she wants to break and say is "why didn't I realize this sooner. I knew there was something diffrent about him." She wants to smack her sister and ask her why she keeps going back to a guy who cheats on her and would leave her the second someone with more money and time to take care of his kids come along. She tries to but all that comes out is "he's not right for you." But does her sister listen? No. Her sister breaks away from her they become not close until there all those small moments when her sister breaks up with him for a day or two. Or those few times when her sister takes her out of town and they spend the day together. But that's all she gets from her sister.
They see a girl who has the highest self-esteem and who never is hurt when people say stupid stuff. They don't see the girl who stares at her reflection and just sees a ugly girl who can never be loved as anything other than a friend or sister. She justs smiles through the pain and doesn't show people her true emotions because everyone else needs her to be strong. Eveyone else is leaning on her so they can break down and shown themselves. They don't realize that her family is falling apart and she is the only one that seems to notice it. She just sits there and acts like everything is the way it has always been. She want to hurt herself but knows how much that would hurt those few people close to her. She hates her life but knows she can't leave it.
So what if most friends she has are there for a year or two and then they change, so what if she sometimes crys herself to sleep, she can't show any of it. She can never show any of it because then she hurts more than just herself. She hurts her only close friend, she hurts her mom, she hurts her sister, she hurts her youngest cousin who needs her because his older brother killed himself and she is the only thing he has left from the times the 3 of them had spent together when they were younger.
She wants to break. She wants to break right in front of everyone. Say "This is who I am!! I'm not a girl with an unshakable confindence! Don't treat me like I'm stone! I'm closer to being made of glass then anyone thinks and if one more rocks hit me I might shatter!" But she can't and no one knows how much that hurts her. They all think she can take everything in stride and maybe she can. But she can never know if everything just continues to come at her within the span of 3 or 4 months. No one realizes that she almost can't even cry anymore because tears just aren't being made after everything she has lost. Lost it all so quickly that she feels like she's going to break.
OK wow I somewhat started crying. At least randomly through part when I wrote stuff. Guess writing your emotions really does make you break and realize how tired you are of everything that you go through. Sorry to everyone who reads my stories. Clearly as you have just read the last few months of my life has sucked. Like really bad. This whole year has sucked. I had two other relatives who I don't know very well die in the January and Feburary. Sorry again.