Orianna de la Rose
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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408354, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hola people of all ages and genders and races! And other... things...?

I don't know. I just know a couple of things, which I am going to list.

1. Life is shit sometimes, and during those times, I will only post poetry, no stories.

2. I can't commit (is that how it's spelled?) to stories, so I will only write one-shots or funny stories! Expect stories once every week or so...

3. I don't enjoy writing about stuff that's already been writen about, so don't be surprised if my 'stories' are... unique...

4. I enjoy reading more than writing, so I'm going to have a ton of favorite stories authors on here!

5. I'm not hyper all the time, and I am pretty out-there, so don't expect the normal shit from someone like me.

Okay, so onto other shit:

Hair Color: Brownish, but I want to dye it Hayley-Williams-Red. :)

Eye Color: Bluish-Grey

Height: 5' 6"-ish...

Favorite Band(s): Paramore, All Time Low, MayDay Parade, Neon Trees, Ke$ha, 3OH!3, The Almost, Avenged Sevenfold, Boys Like Girls, ColdPlay, and Muse. Yeah, it's a lot. :)

Favorite Movie: Now, I'd have to say "Speak" and/or "The Note Book"... or "Mulan." I'm a romantic; I enjoy sad movies.

What I do: Student

Favorite Sport: Softball, all the way babe!

Favorite Thing(s) To Do: Read fanfiction, write stories/poetry, read books, play softball, and go to school [only for friends]

Favorite Book Subject: I'm a bit like Jasper on the whole history thing, but I more dwell between all the wars. I am now working on the Holocaust, and I am appalled about how much that bastard could do with just words, and how the U.S. just turned it's back. Damned ancestors...

Anywho, thanks for reading! I hope to get some stories up soon, so enjoy! Yay! Love y'all!


Favorite Twilight Guy: Jasper. No doubt.

Favorite Twilight Gal: Alice, all the way.

Sorry, had to add this:

If you are believe abortion is wrong, but are pro-choice, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried during an animated movie, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spelled 'paste' 'past', copy & PASTE this into your profile. :D

"If you think life sucks, look through your life from the eyes of a loved one, and know that everything will be all right again." -Moi

If you have ever thought about tripping a person for no reason, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you enjoyed these funny 'copy and paste' things, copy & paste this into your profile. :)

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is true!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901


Alice Cullen: “No one will dare call you plain when I’m through with you.” Bella Swan: “Only because their afraid you’ll suck their blood.”

Emmett Cullen: “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”

Bella Swan: “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.”

Bella Swan: “Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.”

Emmett Cullen: “Fall down again, Bella?”

Jacob Black: “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”

Bella Swan: “I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.”

Bella Swan: “I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.”

Bella Swan: “I made the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator.”

Bella Swan: “If you’re waiting for me to be on my deathbed, I’ve got good news for you! I was just there!”

Renee Dwyer: “Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."

Rosalie Hale: “I’d like to beat you dead.”

Alice Cullen: “And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche."

Alice Cullen: “This hostage stuff is fun.”

Edward Cullen: “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”

Alice Cullen: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors…"
Edward Cullen: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice Cullen: "I do. Excellent."

Edward Cullen: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”

Mike Newton: “So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?”

Edward Cullen: “No blood, no foul.”

Bella Swan: “Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut.”

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Jasper Hale

2. Alice Cullen

3. Emmett Cullen

4. Carlisle Cullen

5. Edward Cullen

6. Rosalie Hale

7. Esme Cullen

8. Renesmee Cullen

9. Seth Clearwater

10. Leah Clearwater

11. Jacob Black

12. Bella Swan

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (warning, do not read this befor going to bed, Guess its a little later. Oops.) HA! I SNUCK IT IN BITCHES!! *proud of self* :D

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Rosalie and Jacob… yes…

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Carlisle?! Hell yes!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bella got Renesmee pregnant?! I think it’s incest, and more than a little disturbing…

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yup. ;)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice and Rosalie? Hell yes!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Edward/Seth or Edward/Leah. Well, I think the Edward/Leah thing would be more usual, so…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Esme walking in on Alice and Bella?! I think it’d be awkward no matter WHO Esme walked in on. She is their ‘mother’ of sorts.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Emmett/Leah. Rosalie leaves Emmett heart broken, and Leah shows up, out of the blue. Can she help him with his heart break? Can Emmett help Leah with her phobia of vampires?

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jasper and Renesmee? I think I’ve read one…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Esme/Bella. “Momma Can Make It Hurt Less.”

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Carlisle/Jasper? Erm… they meet online, then decide to meet for real. Course, they don’t think they’re BOTH men, so… Yeah.

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
Seeing as my friends don’t know Fanfiction exists, but I don’t think they’d read about Emmett anyways…

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Jacob Black… See above…

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Alice/Carlisle/Edward… YUM!! Maybe… if they did, I’d help out with their ‘problem’ afterwards. ;)

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Renesmee? Probably... "Forever Young." Get it? Forever Young?!

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Leah to use on Alice?! “Wanna help me with my future? I know a good place to talk…”

I'm, So I MUST be _.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.


1.) What color is your toothbrush? Green :D

2.) Name one person who made you smile today: Ann

3.) What were you doing at 8 am this morning: School -.-

4.) What were you doing 45 minutes ago: Looking at Facebook

5.) What is your favorite candy bar: 3 Musketeers

6.) Have you ever been to a strip club: … No…

7.) What is the last thing you said aloud: I will kill you. In the throat. With a spoon. JK LOVE YOU GRACE!

8.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Death by Chocolate.

9.) What was the last thing you had to drink: water

10.) Do you like your wallet: kinda. Its perrtyy.

11.) What was the last thing you ate: Oreos… YUM!

12.) Have you bought any new clothing items this week: School supplies. And Candy. :P

13.) The last sporting event you watched: Softball.

14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn: Buttered.

15.) Who is the last person you sent a text message too: Mah maahhhmm.

16.) Ever go camping: Unfortunately, yes. -.-

17.) Do you take vitamins daily: I should. xD

18.) Do you go to church every Sunday: The church wishes I would. :D Jklol.

19.) Do you have a tan: Yahh.

20.) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza: Depends on what types… :)

21.) Do you drink your soda with a straw: Mah mom doesn’t keep straws in the house. -.-

22.) What did your last text message say: Sorry! I’ll find it! Promise!!

23.) What are you doing tomorrow: School. -.-

24.) Look to your left, what do you see: A blue wall. :O

25.) What color is your watch: No watch.

26.) What do you think of when you hear Australia: Sexy accents ;)

27.) What is your birthstone: The light green one… gimme a minute… PERIDOT!

28.) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru: Drive thru. What? I’m an American xD

29.) What is your favorite number: 12

30.) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone: Umm… Tyler

31.) Any plans today: Homework. Then on the phone with Olivia, my betrothed… Jk only on Facebook. :D

32.) How many states have you lived in: One. NH~

33.) Biggest annoyance right now: Algebra. And my guidance counselor. -.-

34.) Last song listened to: Closer by Nine Inch Nails… “You let me desecrate you…” *

35.) Can you say the alphabet backwards: Pshhh. I wish.

36.) Do you have a maid service clean your house: My mother wishes. :P

37.) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time: These really old Velcro sneakers that I literally had to duct tape (red tape!!) to keep them together. I get stared at when I wear them :D

38.) Are you jealous of anyone: Unfortunately. :(

39.) Is anyone jealous of you: I hope so. ;)

40.) Do you love anyone: I have. He/She doesn’t love me. :’(

41.) Do any of your friends have children: Pshh. Yes. My mother and I have the same best friends. xD

42.) What do you usually do during the day: School, computer, homework, shower, tv. In that order.

43.) Do you hate anyone that you know right now: Yeah. Lots of people. Go check the “love” one. :(

44.) Do you use the word 'hello' daily: YES! ALL THE TIME!!

45.) What color is your car: Mi madre’s es silver. :D

46.) Do you like cats: No. Bad experiences as a child.

47.) Are you thinking about someone right now: I wished. :\

48.) Have you ever been to Six Flags: Yeah. School trip.

49.) How did you get your worst scar: I was opening a can of soup, and split my finger. It didn’t come off, but it didn’t stop bleeding for days. Then I almost had my appendix out. Does that count? *No.* Damn. :)

"You called me a bitch, a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is off a tree, a tree is Mother Nature, Mother Nature is beautiful so THANKS!" - by Emmettt Cullen i am a vampire!!! :)

Child Abuse,Make it stop!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another girl
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) (This made me cry :'[)


~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~ Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed somesort of gaming device.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun

~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night


~You wear lip gloss
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport (me: competitive cheerleading actually is, just cheering on the sidelines isn't)
~You hate wearing the color black
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.

~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were/are in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
~Like being the star of every thing

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of

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One Night in Vegas by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.SMUTFUL. After going through a horrible divorce, Bella finds herself in Vegas with her best friend Alice in hopes to lose herself and momentarily forget the pain of lost love for a night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,450 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Wedding Dare by BeWithoutYou9 reviews
Drunk nights in Vegas make you do crazy things. What happens when Edward and Bella get dared to get married when they barely know each other? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Happens in Vegas by BlushingBlondie reviews
It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prude Turned Porn Star by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella Swan is a 22 college prude. One night, a stranger asks her for help. And that green-eyed stranger asks Bella to be his porn partner. "You mind posing nude with me?" Hilarity ensues! Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 6,877 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Legally Hooked by silverdaggermotherfecker reviews
Edward is a young police officer who falls for his bosses daughter, Bella. Lemons. One shot maybe. All human. A whole lot of fluff. Kinky sex scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Bookstore Blues by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
My entry for The Epic T-Rated Contest. Cute, T-rated fluff of Edward and Bella, with cannibals and firemen being referenced. Edward and Bella are both doing a little somewhat-stalking in the bookstore.... Being continued after the contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bullied into Love by Mrs.DamonS reviews
Bella is a sophomore in HS; she’s not very popular. Edward is 22 and works at Wal-mart. What happens when Bella makes a bet that she can get him to ask her to the dance? Can she get this wal-mart cutie to ask her to the dance? All human! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3391 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Vacation by Lady-of-the-Ravens reviews
Alice and Bella go away on a 'Spa' week. no children, no in-laws, and most of all no hubbies...LEMON FEMSLASH F/F Bella/Alice goodness! M..duh -UPDATED FOR GRAMMAR-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19621 - Favs: 12,538 - Follows: 5,723 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fanfiction brings us together by NamulaMoonshine reviews
He has never given a review ever! But he must read the stories if he reviewed you! Oh My god!" Bella swan is a fan fic writer whois reviewed by a mysterious writer that has never eviewed anyone ever in the 3 years he was a member untill her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,804 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught by LexusGrey reviews
Sara catches Catherine masturbating in the shower.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
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My Own Prince Charming reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. When Bella starts to go out with Jacob Black, Edward isn't too happy. He has loved Bella since second grade, and this kid decides he wants Bella, too? No way. AU/AH WARNING: Partner Abuse!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Babe Loves The Nerd reviews
Bella is the most wanted girl in Forks High School, and Edward, well, isn't. He's a nerd, and at the bottom of the food chain, so to say. What happens when Bella gets dared to ask Edward to the prom, and he accepts? How will the evening end? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Feigned Shock reviews
Bella's sister, Renesmee, goes missing. She reports it, and then gets a call about a meeting with the detective on the case. In the end, Renesmee turns up. Sorry- I ruined it. But where was she? And will Bella hit it off with the detective!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Ending reviews
Bella has a meeting at a coffee shop with some guy she met online. She's late, but not as late as him. Short, sorry... R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rosalie's Mistake reviews
Edward is hanging out at home with his family minus the parents , and Alice calls Bella without telling anyone. What happens when a little truth or dare goes on? And what will happen after between Edward and Bella? Hmm? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete