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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408563, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
Author has written 13 stories for Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Jhonen Vasquez.

I would rewrite everything here and create a new bio, but meh. Too lazy. Have some quotes instead.

Favorite IZ Quotes:

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!
Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
No I - Wait...what do my eyes have to do with breathing?

The Letter M: Yeah, what's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!
Dib: He was using the belt sander...

Ms. Bitters: Now, does anyone have any questions?
Dib: *raises hand*
Ms. Bitters: Does anyone have have any questions that DON'T have anything to do with lunatic ideas about Zim being an alien?
Dib: *puts hand down*

Dib: (gasping) Sorry I'm...late...Horrible...nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters:
It's called life, Dib. Sit down!

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red:
I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been THREE hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS! So...what is it?
Zim: Well, I noticed that you're moving closer to the Earth than EVER before!
Almighty Tallest Purple:
How would you know that?
Oh, I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple:
Hey!...That is creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see in another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Wait, is there really a difference?

Almighty Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR units. HEY! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these could really get hurt! (pause) Send them to Zim!
Almighty Tallest Red:
(gasps) But they'll DESTROY him!
(both pause, then laugh hysterically)
Almighty Tallest Purple:
(recovering from laughter) Ah, let's go eat food!

Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!
: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
: Of course; they're right over there. *points, then continues rant* Stupid, stupid...*realizes what he did, screams*

Mr. Elliot: Hey kids, your dad! I never knew he was a floating head!
Dib: No, he's not. My dad's just really busy and he couldn't be here in person. He's transmitting live from his lab across town.
Mr. Elliot: Hey, my dad was like that, too. You know, I understand. (to Professor Membrane) It's nice to meet you, Professor! I'm Mr. Elliot, your daughter Gaz's teacher?
Gaz: (groaning) uuuggghhh...
Professor Membrane: I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable...(alarms go off. Professor Membrane gasps and looks off-screen) NNOOOO! YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!!!! (nuclear explosion is seen through Skool's window. Transmission is cut out to a screen that says 'Please Stand By'. Elevator music plays)

You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when:

1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (only one, and I won! :P That's because I voted for both!)

2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim (Unfortunately, no, I have not. I thought about doing it, though, but eventually decided I didn't need a detention on my permanent record)

3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors. (of course!)

4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal (again, only in my imagination, not in real life)

5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! (I thought so even before I started to rewatch Invader Zim)

6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers (Yep)

7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (kind of, I mean, it only makes sense when the right type of person explains the connection accurately)

8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theatres and drug stores (they give me weird looks, but they still get it for me anyway without asking for clarification. THEY KNOW.)

9) Your friends aren't even suprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote (I've done it in everyday conversation and nobody ever noticed. They just assumed that's how I naturally talked XD)

10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion (No it doesn't! I have a cousin named Jimmy, and he's very cool, thank you very much!)

11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all (it really isn't)

12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices (pfft, duh, of course I have)

13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice (like Johnny's) (heck yeah!)

14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' (the adjective 'appalled' may be more appropriate than shocked in my case)

15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuritively) to those who are taller than you (I pay a little more attention to it, yes, but I don't actually live by it)

If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile!

Favorite Quotes from other shows:

(The Simpsons)

Sideshow Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.

Sideshow Bob: You do know I...used to have a...ahem...problem...with trying to kill people?
Cecil: *sarcastic* Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears!
Sideshow Bob: Touche, Cecil.

Bart: We want the truth!
Sideshow Bob: You can't HANDLE the truth! No truth-handler, you! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

Birchibald T. Barlow: [on the radio] I want all of you out there to do everything in your power to see that Bob is set free!
Moe: All right, you heard the man.
[He takes a box out from under the bar]
Moe: Everybody, one grenade each.
Barney Gumble: Moe, I think he meant through non-violent, grassroots, political action.
Moe: Really? You think? Okay, hand 'em back. Come on, everybody.
Moe: Hey, hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way!

Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!

Homer: I hope I didn’t brain my damage.


Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Zapp Brannigan:
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

[while all are underwater]
Zoidberg: Nooooooo! My home! It burned down! *cries* How could this happen?
Hermes: *confused* That's a VERY good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar! *begins to smoke it underwater*
Hermes: THAT just raises FURTHER questions!

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The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,936 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
Torture Session by heartofstone15 reviews
Just thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and add my mark to all the Invader Zim questionairs. Ask away. I own nothing of the Zim world, though it should be obvious by now.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
Immortal by gbye reviews
Green light shot out from the rocks, then was gone as quickly as it had come. The night was dark, so not much could be seen, other than the shine of red eyes and a grin, showing zipper like teeth. She thought she had killed him. She was wrong. ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Memories of a past life by Invader Nav reviews
Dib blacks out one day during skool, and has memories of a past life as an Irken named Bid. He's remembering the day his Tallest Miyuki helped him become the first Irken resurrected in a human body. He's also remembering how Zim screwed it all up. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dib, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
Take It Away by Something Unpredictable reviews
Devi is getting worse. Her mind is slowly being torn apart and her whole body along with it. Will she manage to save her creativity before it's too late?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Devi D.
Holding Out For A Hero by Kitty Smith reviews
"I'm still a villain, you know. I always will be." Metroman discovers his and Megamind's origins when he was still just a boy and everything he knows about Megamind is flipped upside down. MegamindxMetroman friendship or preslash fits with canon
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Metro Man, Megamind - Complete
Doomy Sports by Invader Gilly reviews
Come join me as I challenge the IZ characters to a series of mind-blowing sports. Warning: Reader might not maintain his/her sanity while reading this. You've been warned. The Halloween Invasion has started! Run for your lives!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,573 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
Breaking the Habit by Invader Nav reviews
Nny's finally decided enough is enough. So tonight he's breaking the habit. And little Todd sees the whole thing. I do not own the song "Breaking the Habit." Warning: character death.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
To Want To by SevenOverThree reviews
He'd always figured that his memories were a thing forever beyond his grasp. His wall-monster had consumed them all, leaving nothing but an empty expanse behind. But lately, he's been doubting that's true. On temporary hiatus.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Tuesday means Invader Zim by Invader Nav reviews
Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
Membrane's Other Daughter by IheartZimwithallmyheart15 reviews
Kat Membrane's mother has just died and she is forced to go live with a father, a brother, and a sister whom she's never met before. How does she adapt to her new family? R&R! T for death and other things in future chappies...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Prof. Membrane, Dib
To The Microwave And Beyond! by OtterFrog reviews
One doesn't always need spaceships or electronic equipment to make contact with extraterrestrials. Sometimes all one needs is a simple kitchen appliance!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Red, Purple
What Would Happen if Johnny found a Fangirl by Sapcoat reviews
Johnny finds a fangirl who made a dress-up game of him... time for some fun! Summary sucks completely. Rated for language and some violence. A oneshot.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
He Came With No Memory by The Dibster reviews
It's been years since Zim left. Gaz is 16 and depressed. Dib is 18 and in his last year of Hi Skool. After Zim's leaving, Dib finally convinced himself that the paranormal is fake. But could the return of a familiar face change all this? ZAGR. Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Dreamcatcher by Eternally Ebony reviews
After an accident invoving Gir and waffles, Zim is able to see the future in his dreams... and that's the least of his problems. Irkens are mysteriously found mangled on the Massive, and a certain big-headed stowaway doesn't help things at all... ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zim - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Zero Negative by DemonSurfer reviews
I loved her with all of my heart, body, and soul. And yet I killed her.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zim, Almighty Tallest Miyuki - Complete
To Dib by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim takes all his feelings for Dib, humans and Earth in general, smushes them together and comes up with a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
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Bedtime Tales For Scared Little Children reviews
We all know that Johnny tells Squee bedtime stories. Have you ever been curious as to what they were like, or what they were about? Well, listen in yourself, and watch how much Johnny blurs the line between harmless storytelling and reality while an innocent child listens.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Johnny C., Squee
To Pay A Debt reviews
A metaphorical story/poem that attempts to explain Johnny's descent into insanity from his own distorted view of events.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Johnny C. - Complete
That's All It Takes reviews
"You see, I never get caught!" That statement has always been true for the infamous Johnny C. Until now, that is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Johnny C.
Just Keep On Walking reviews
What happened to Squee's shoes? Is the poodle really evil? Why can't Squee just have a normal walk home from school? Or, for that matter, a normal life? WHY? Rated T for very brief mentions of gore.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
A Message To Mary Sue Writers reviews
Johnny hates not only Mary Sues, but also their creators, as shown in his poem. one-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Ring Around the Rosy reviews
A one-shot of the plague returning to Invader Zim's universe, and the consequences of it spreading. It also explains the song 'ring around the rosy', the true meaning of the lyrics for those who don't know already. ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Gir - Complete
The Grave and the Raven reviews
A grown Todd visits a certain grave in order to put his past behind him. One-shot
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Overheard reviews
Zim overhears a conversation his Tallest have, oblivious that Zim is listening in. one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
Let Humanity Survive reviews
A poem I wrote from Dib's point of view. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries. one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Birth of a Killer reviews
Dib finally captures Zim but goes a little...insane
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
My Tallest reviews
The new Tallest gets ready for the ceremony and convinces his former enemy now friend to become Tallest along with him. one-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Purple, Red - Complete
Photo reviews
The photo of Dib's mom is ruined at the hands of Zim. Zim doesn't want to die at the vengeful hands of Dib, so a gift is arranged. I'm bad at summaries, so please just read.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dance reviews
Read to see what it is about, for writing summaries is not my forte. All I'll say is that Gaz is involved.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Zim, Gaz
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