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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408710, Profile Updated: 03-14-14

Name: Xandra will do just fine.

Birthdate: September 24th

Age: Almost of legal age! c:

Sex: Female.

Fav. Books: Harry Potter series, Shutter Island, Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are a few.

Fav. Movies: Coraline, Lords of Dogtown, SLC Punk!, UP, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Paranorman, Curiosity of Chance, Spork, Harry Potter, Jackass series, Four Brothers, Reservoir Dogs, Run Lola Run, Pan's Labyrinth and Labyrinth. (Just a few)

Fav. Shows: Todd & the Book of Pure Evil, Masters of Horror, American Horror Story, Viva La Bam, Cops, Reno 911, Tosh.0, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad!, Workaholics, The Inbetweeners, Chowder, Courage the Cowardly Dog and Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers.

Fav. Music: All types of Rock, Calypso, Reggae, Spanish, Dubstep (No, not Skrillex) (Okay, maybe a little Skrillex)

Fav. Artists: Bob Marley & The Wailers, Sublime, Black Sabbath, RAMMSTEIN, Marilyn Manson, Aerosmith, Dethklok, Journey, System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, PANIC! At The Disco, Fun., Sum 41, Five Finger Death Punch and much more c;

Fav. Genres: Romance, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Suspense you know, the usual.

Hobbies: Reading and writing while listening to music of course. Two that I'm extremely passionate about are eating and playing video games. Oh, and tumblr.

Fav. Pairing(s): Draco/Hermione, Harry/Draco, Coraline/Wybie, Todd/Hannah, Danny/Sam, Kagome/Sesshomaru, Tate/Violet

Social Media include:

-Instagram: notapemaxi

-Tumblr: dreadfullybraindead.tumblr.com

Oh, by the way, I'm Pansexual. Deal with it.

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An unexpected turn by Lucifeeer reviews
When Hermoine Granger the 'Know-it-all Mudblood' is chosen as Head Girl along with Head Boy Draco Malfoy 'Sex-God Pureblood' things can take an unexpected turn, especially when they have to share a bathroom...Lemons future chappys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just by Beautiful Sinxxx reviews
There's only so much privacy in the Duncan household. Incest.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - PJ D., Teddy D. - Complete
Love My way by SleepEnBeauty reviews
Takes place five years after their Saturday detention. Sometimes money changes everything. A/A, C/B pairings. M Rating just to be safe for future chapters.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Claire S., John B.
The Secret Life of The American Teenager by tommyloveslil reviews
Not like the TV show at all, this story takes an in depth look into the lives of eight teenagers in their junior year going through the ups and downs of life as they try to navigate their way through High School. Rated M for everything imaginable…enjoy
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011
Against All Odds by Dramione96 reviews
He's a sexy and groomed self-made millionaire. She's just a simple girl trying to make ends meet. So what happens when an innocent girl ends up working for a globally renowned sex symbol? If the two can survive a heap of unforgettable mishaps & a sequence of bitter and sweet events - then voila! A love story that goes against all odds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,834 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forever and a Day by HuskiBunni reviews
They knew it was an exaggeration but it was exactly what it felt like. - Gradual EllisxZoey. Rated T for now but will change to M later on.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,331 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Ellis, Zoey
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lemon Soap by CitrusObsessed reviews
Head Boy, Draco intrudes on the the Head Girl, Hermione in the shower; but things don't go as expected. Now they have to do deal with keeping their new relationship a secret. Not the mention their unsatiable need for sex... OOC, pure lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ballad of Sam and Freddie by eleanorr1gby reviews
When Freddie finds Sam outside his apartment beaten and bloodied, he vows to do anything to help her, but no one realizes how far both of them will have to go...
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 393,274 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by CitrusObsessed reviews
HERMIONE IS A PUREBLOOD! Hermione is spending the summer with Blaise, but so is Draco. With only Blaise to keep them sane, will they get through it without any problems? Answer: Hell no. EXTREME OOCNESS! DM/HG! Rated M, AU. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,225 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's Nightmare Returned by NotWhatYou'reLookingFor reviews
Hermione and Draco Graduated from Hogwarts last year and became top Arour's. What will happen now when Hermione finds out a horrible truth? Will she be able to defend herself? Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cure by Lizabell reviews
Hermione retutrns for her seventh year at Hogwarts. Something devistatingly unexpected happenes. But the last person who she thought would help her, does. But when mysterious notes start to appear, everything that they knew is gone. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The only one rewritten by sesskag87 reviews
Hermione and Draco both have secrets, but they can't hide them, not from each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Butterfly by maia.maiestas reviews
At a company party, Hermione is feeling a little cornered. Luckily she has a knight in shining armour, but it's not really a knight she was expecting. How will she reward his courage? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Savior by NotWhatYou'reLookingFor reviews
Hermione's head girl and Draco head boy. Both are cornered into a new project on the train by none other than Dumbledore himself. Can these two enemies form house unity, or will a secret change everything? Rated M for rape not descriptive just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrapped so Pretty by The Ghoul In Pajamas reviews
Ginny knew Hermione was a bit outside the norm.But what she's dreaming of now is a bit beyonds Ginny field of expertise...Finding a guy -not a problem. But finding the perfect guy? That could be more of a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 113,289 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roaring Pride and Hissing Prejudice by Denying Insanity reviews
Your job, is to get into her pants by the end of this year." she's an insufferable know-it-all, he's got a reputation to keep and a secret: he's a virgin. So what happens when Blaise sneaks his way into a bargain that Draco isn't sure he can carry out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Bed Time Story by zombieofdoom reviews
after another Failed mission Harley meets the joker at his office to take her punishment.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Somewhere Out There by Soul of a Raven reviews
Beast boy quits the Teen Titans. What happens 5 years later when the four former Titans reunite, and find him singing? Will an old love be rekindled? Or will it burn down in smoke? What will Raes abusive boyfriend do? And who is Astrid? Alternate ending
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The New Leaf by Sora Hoshi reviews
Harry was left in Los Angeles by the Dursley's in the summer of his Fifth Year. The virus strikes and now he's just trying to survive. Doing away with the Gryffindor courage for the most part, he focuses on surviving and taking care of himself first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Savannah by Cap. C reviews
After gaining safety within a CEDA community and starting a new life, Rochelle decides to contribute to the population by having a baby. During this time, Nick and Ellis must learn more about themselves and each other. Nick/Ellis, possible others.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,769 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
A Sad Song To Sing by The Gothic.Princess 101 reviews
Raven, her best friend Robin, and their friends go to Azerath for Raven's unexpected arranged marriage. She's summoned their to take the throne after her mother's death. Things such as jealousy, learning, betrayal, sexual encounters, and romance occur.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Raven, Robin - Complete
What Would You Do? by Beautifuldeath92 reviews
Long ago Freddie & Sam got in BIG fight, completely ending iCarly. Now some 13 years later, Freddie finds out just what happened to Sam after she disappeared. SEDDIE! Yay! Songfic/Oneshot to What would you do? By City High. Enjoy! M for a reason pplz
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Gone Away by omniaki78 reviews
Autumn joins the survivors. Will she hinder their chances at making it through Riverside? R&R. Edited. Finished. Hooray! :D
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. Rated M for language. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missing by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Kidnapping is a capital offense. Running away isn't. And if the person who kidnapped Sam thought he was going to get away with it, he was wrong, because one day, Sam would break, and one day, Freddie would find her.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Seen In a New Darkness by Hermione Sandwhich reviews
Hermione has a dark secret that she hasn't told any one, and now its slowly taking over her life. Blaise Zabini has put himself up to an impossible bet what happens when two complicated worlds collided
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,602 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Help Wanted by Qtpye123 reviews
Manny is bored with her life, No one is ever there at Emma's no more spirit squad so she decides to get a job, but its what happens at the job that changes her life rated M just incase anything happens! SpinnerManny pairing some Semma maybe
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Manny S., Spinner M. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 3995 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Speechless by Mujitsu reviews
Complete!Kagome saw something she was never supposed to see...and the only man she will ever be able to tell it to will end up protecting her. AU, SK. R&R please
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Nine hours by blindingdarkness15 reviews
Inside Jump City High Saturday detention, a brain, athlete, basket case, princess and criminal sit for nine hours. How will the survive? Based on the Breakfast Club. Rating for language. one shot
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Illicit Allure by EternalOphelia reviews
THE ENDHGDMHermione has been with Ron since sixth year. Draco has been with Pansy just as long. But is everyone really as happy as they seem? And how much could a little detention really alter their livesRR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,323 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Even Evil Hearts Can be Broken by FracturedFaerie reviews
COMPLETE What happens when Hermione becomes friends with Pansy, who has a terrible secret? What will happen when Hermione gets mixed up in something that she wasn't supposed to? Contains rape, original characters, and other mature themes COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 104,516 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete