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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409015, Profile Updated: 07-06-10

I am the bat shit crazy one.

I'm gay. Or bi. I'm not sure yet. Either way, I love slash. Yummy. Nummy. Delicious.

I am an Atheist. That means I don't believe in God, Satan, or any other deities. Now, I'm fine with you being whatever YOU are but if anyone tries to make fun of me for what I believe (or don't, as the case may be), it's not cool. Okay? And the people (you know who you are) who say 'I'm going to pray for you and hope you find God', you may think that you are helping. But you aren't. All that does is piss me off. Okay? Most of the people doing that are trying to be cruel so even if you are not, I will think that you are.

I am a girl. And I own nothing. The stories I post are only mine in idea.

I LOVE Harry Potter but hate Twilight. Except for Jacob. He's hawt. I adore Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oh hell yes.

I fall UP stairs and trip over flat surfaces. I laugh in silent rooms about things from last week. I pull 'push' doors and push 'pull' doors. I color outside the lines.

Books I love: Harry Potter (series), Eragon (series), Maximum Ride (series), On a pale horse (series), Animal Farm (stand alone), The Giver (stand alone), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (series)

Books I hate: Twilight (series), Guardians of Ga'hoole (series), Crispin (series), The Wave (stand alone), 1984 (stand alone)

TV shows I loveBuffy the Vampire Slayer, America's Got Talent, The I.T. Crowd, The Simpsons

TV shows I hate: The life of an American Teenager, Angel

Movies I like: Anastasia, The Labyrinth, The Hunchback of Notre Dam

Mangas I like: Azumanga Daioh, Haunted House, Pantheon High, Vampire Kisses: Blood Relatives, Wish, Love Hina, Peach Fuzz, Tokyo Mew Mew, Mark of the Succubus, After life

Animes I like: Ouran High School Host Club, The Scrapped Princess, Ranma 1/2

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Purr For Me by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry’s kitten has been naughty. Warnings: D/s, animal play kitty play
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Timeless Chance by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
It's a long shot, a suicide mission, something she's not even sure she can do...But she has to try. To save everyone she loves, she must learn to use a kind of magic she hates, from the one she hates most of all. HG/TR A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,478 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Abdicate by TheeMizKitty reviews
Abdicate: to formally give up a position or responsibility. Draco no longer wants to be Harry's enemy, but rather something else. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Another Country by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Loves of my Life by LordOtoriTakeo reviews
A 1shot for you wonderful people. Its our X-mas present to our readers. Stand alone entry. Pairing is E/J/H. Thats right threesome for X-mas dont you love me? Jasper not Jacob. Theres a surprise in the story for readers. Merry X-mas from me and Andrew
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Some Things Change by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco Malfoy wants Hermione. Lucius Malfoy wants her, too. What will happen when she doesn’t want to decide, and her magic chooses for her? HG/LM, HG/DM, HG/LM/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,641 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Are You! by StrawberryGreen reviews
Harry suspects there is something wrong with Draco Malfoy- someone so perfect just can't be human- and decides to find out what exactly he is. Oneshot. Warnings: mild slash, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Do You Love Me? by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
DM&HP. Twisted tale told by Harry Potter, a vampire who has a few screws loose and has managed to pin one Draco Malfoy to a bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Christmas Wish by Rhysenn reviews
Harry gives Draco a very interesting Christmas surprise... and let's just say, the yuletide cheer gets around in ways that are rather naughty and nice. *grin* mildly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2001 - Published: 12/10/2000