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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409229, Profile Updated: 08-03-15
Author has written 16 stories for Spyro the Dragon, District 9, Pokémon, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, X-overs, Psych, Ninja Turtles, and Web Shows.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm over 80000 hits. talk about a productive 4 years.

YAY! I'm finally over 200000 words

WOW! My first story is at 14000 hits

WOOHOO!!!! Hits from over 100 countries

BOOM BABY!!!!! Finally over 500 reviews


Currently Beta-Reading:

Who I Am: Smile- ImTheEndOfAllThatYouSee


How I got into Fan Fiction.

There's kind of a funny story about how I got into the site in the first place. Around late May (2010 of course), I was looking through some SpyroxCynder stuff in Google out of nothing better to do. As I was perusing through said stuff, I noticed some odd title that got me interested. I clicked on it and it wound up being a story on this site. I've been hooked ever since.


Why I like...

Legend of Spyro series- Now I know there are those of you out there who believe the original Spyro is the best and there are those of you out there (if any) who believe Skylander Spyro is the best, but in all honesty, legend Spyro is without a doubt the better Spyro. I've played a few of the old Spyro games before, and they're all just going to worlds and kicking butt. And there's no way I'll ever play that Skylander game because it pretty much took a huge dump on the franchise. Here there's a more serious storyline behind it and the combat has more fluidity than the others. Plus we get to see love happen between Spyro and Cynder which is something everyone wants to see.

Kingdom Hearts- To be completely honest, I don't know why this franchise has become so interesting to me all of a sudden. Yes, I've never played it at all in my life and yes, I've never really heard about it until I got on the site. But now that I've done some research into it, I have to say that this franchise is great. The idea of traveling between worlds has to be the single greatest thing I've ever seen. Plus the very concept of a giant key that people use to layeth the smacketh down on other people is just hilarious.

Pokémon- Yes people, I know this gets more and more childish as you get older. But it's a generational thing. Pokémon has been around since I was a kid and I have a feeling this will one of those ideas that will withstand the test of time.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Now this has to be one of the craziest ideas I've ever come to like. The fact that four baby turtles and a ninja rat get splash by alien radiation and become one of the most widely known superhero group in existence is an epic in of itself. I especially like the fact that Leo and Raph make up the stereotypical love/hate brotherly relationship and that Donnie and Mikey are pretty much just along for the ride in their never-ending arguments. The one thing I can never figure out though is why a hot-ass girl like April would ever fall in love with someone as clueless as Casey Jones.

Call of Duty: Black Ops- I had played Call of Duty 3 but had a hard time telling who was on my side and who wasn't, thus not liking it. I told myself I wouldn't get any of the other games, but I caved and got this game. I like this game because, not only are the bad guys easier to figure out, but the plot was easy to follow. Plus I get to kill zombies.


upcoming stories:

Kingdom Hearts: New Fate: trying to make up for my failed story a few years ago

Wizard of Kung Fu Oz: Upset over Colin leaving before she could tell him her true feelings, Lorelei will do anything to see him again

Dragon Block Tango: While waiting for the now Temple to be built, Blaze and the gang are asked to review some case files that, oddly enough, happen to mirror a well known musical number


Johnny Nitro- Johnny Nitro is my profile's public face. He takes on many forms depending on the story. Dragon name- Jargon

District 9- For District 9, Johnny Nitro is the cousin of the American Ambassador to the UN. He also happens o be Neil's separated twin brother.

Spyro- For the Spyro series, Johnny Nitro is a kid that has a birthmark shaped like a dragon on his right wrist. He currently has psychic abilities (telekinetic, telepathic, and some special sight I need to name), energy balls, laser eyes, Icefire, and energy spikes.

How to Train Your Dragon- For How to Train Your Dragon, Johnny is sent back in time due to some time traveling accident. Suffers from Aviophobia and Drakonophobia (although he classifies them as Staying-in-the-Air-for-Way-Too-Long phobia and Any-Type-of-Lizard-That-is-Large-has-Wings-and-can-Breathe-Fire phobia), which most people believe stems from nerves and a lack of confidence. Descendant of Hiccup and Astrid


archives I'm considering in the future:

Kingdom Hearts

Wizard of Oz

Chicago


oh, and I want to give a special thanks to people on FF and dA who let me borrow stuff for my stories:

Nash cLight: Shawn O'Kay

Alien Guardian: Gabriel Mumper, Ronald Mumper

Poleepkwana: name (for alien mating purposes)


U.S. 63010 1st

U.K. 5474 2nd

Canada 5027 3rd

Australia 3766 4th


Total# of countries who I have recorded hits from: 109

Total # of hits logged from all countries (stories only): 97659

avg. hits from all countries (stories only): 6006

Total # of hits logged from all countries (profile only): 14262


Finished stories:

Wild Force: A Dragon's Heart: 13/13

Ambassador From Earth: 19/19

TLoS: Dual Beginnings: 16/16

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: A Change in Destiny:18/18

TLos: Black Night: 18/18

Wild Force: Inauguration and Other Stories: 2/2*

Multiverse Mix-Up: 25/25

Multiverse Mix-Up: Animals in Tights: 15/15

Annoying Wars: 2/2*

For Peace: 2/2

*= Subject to change


Current active stories:

Multiverse Mix-Up: Reality Shellshocked: 7/?

Pokémon: Generation Trapped:16/ ?

Timing out Phobias:14/16 temporary hiatus

TLoS: Dawn of The Heroes:3/ ? Hiatus

Wild Force: a Dragon's Soul: 7/ ?

Wild Force: Tuesday the 17th: 5/8


MM:

Colin Neilson-Fraser: 18 years old, Brown hair, Blue eyes and usually is seen with a pair of sunglasses in human form

Colin is pretty much the de facto leader of the pair simply because Nathan has the good enough sense not to tell him no. Armed with years of constantly watching fads in pop culture come and go, he is quick to react to certain situations and, at the same time, quick to anger when something doesn't go his way. He is never shy when it comes to speaking his mind, overly confident to the point of narcissism, and will never be the first to admit that he got something wrong. His anger problems tend to get him into trouble, most of which he's able to get out of on his own through a show of brutal strength. Despite this aggressive attitude, he has proven to be an effective strategist and is extremely loyal to anything that doesn't fight against what he wants.

Colin's fighting style ranges from a focused, target oriented assault to a hard nose, in your face offense. He'll be the first to tell you he doesn't have the most multidimensional of moves, but the ones he does have all hurt. When level headed, he'll focus on an opponents weaknesses, taking his time and slowly dissecting then until he's incapacitated. When angry, he'll keep pummeling you with whatever bomb he throws at whatever body part he wants, weakness or no. Usually it takes the enemy running in fear or someone having to calm him down to keep him from overdoing it when he gets in that state. The main drawback with this style is that it forces him to end fights early or risk tiring himself out

For most of his childhood, Colin had to deal with his parents’ constant demands and restrictions on his life. This got so bad that when people started to notice why he was so miserable all the time, a series of events, starting with Colin ratting them out to the fuzz, cascaded into a judge taking him out of their care for emotional abuse. In the years since, he's had several foster parents attempt to raise him as their own, most of which ending after several months due to the bitter attitude he had developed since then. He may have gotten over the fact that it happened, but the very mention of his life before now still sets him off to this day.

Song(s) that fit him:

Linkin Park: Numb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwOf6RZAAs

Rebecca Kneubuhl: This Broken Soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v6FFa55f7M

Nathan Fraser: 16 years old, brown hair, hazel eyes

While not exactly the most direct person in the world, Nathan makes up for his lack of a competitive drive with his compassion for others. Unlike Colin, he is more willing to see the bright side in everything and is more sociable with others. He is overly trusting to the point of being extremely guilt-ridden when he gets in an argument with people and will always try to make it up to them the first chance he gets. He’s willing to trust Colin's judgment while trapped in the other world, although most of the time he has little faith in his plans. He's also one of the few people to have found a soft spot in Tigress' heart. A running gag is that he always gets hit in the family jewels when he least expects it

Nathan's fighting style is predominately defensive. Never being the one to make the first, he'll usually counter his opponents moves, deflecting their attacks until he finds an opening to attack. When he does strike back, it's typically a measured strike that knocks opponents out cold. This style conserves energy and channels inner strength from the body. The drawback from this style is that he has to keep a level head and an eye on his surroundings or risk being overwhelmed if ganged up on.

Several years before he and Colin ever met, Nathan and a friends had gotten into an argument over a rule dispute during a bet. The argument quickly escalated into a fight that didn't end until his friend had to be taken to the hospital after a bad step led him to fall down a flight of stairs. Nathan's friend, who blamed him for the fall, never spoke to him again and in his anguish, Nathan vowed to never willingly harm anyone again... or at least until the ghost of a talking rhino helped him get his confidence back.

Song(s) that fit him:

Trading Yesterday- Shattered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hqW4odgkyo


Known Pokemon

Brighton:
Zoroark
Samurott
Galvantula
Golurk
Hydreigon
Ferrothorn

Jeremy:
Emboar

Jack:
Sawk
Accelgor
Cofagrigus
Gigalith

Marina:
Servine
Munna
Pansear

Dorian:
Gothorita
Frillish
Klink

Nixie
Leavanny
Axew
Dewott

Max:
Maractus
Darmanitan
Mandibuzz


Hit Dates

90000- 6/28/14

91000- 7/26/14

92000- 9/2/14

93000- 10/18/14

94000- 12/22/14

95000-2/13/15

96000-4/6/15

97000- 6/28/15

98000- ?


fun facts:

a Dragon's Heart was originally just going to have Blaze take Ignitus' place as Fire Guardian. considering how odd it would look to have him stuck with a bunch of old dudes, i decided to add the others in

Glacis, Rumble, and Jolt's human names came from people I knew over the years (ironically I only keep in contact with 2 of the 3)

aside from Timing out Phobias, Johnny Nitro is how i would react to certain situations in the archives

A Change in Destiny and the TLoS remakes were just ideas I came up with to bleed off time while I was coming up with chapters for Ambassador from Earth. I honestly had no idea they were going to be as popular as they are

Timing out Phobias was originally going to be called 'Why Time Traveling and a Fear of Dragons Should Never be Mixed'. Unfortunately, it ended up being too long, thus it was shortened to Timing out Phobias

Multiverse Mix-up came about after watching the Family Guy episode "Road to the Multiverse". considering that this was a massive undertaking that would need more than one mind to work on, I decided to bring Serenity in Virginia in on the project, to which he accepted... and then flaked out on

ch. 15-18 of Ambassador from Earth, the cut scenes from ch.12-15 of A Change in Destiny, and the food fight in Wild Force: Inauguration came from watching Viva La Bam

the basic inspiration for Colin's anger issues in Multiverse Mix-up came from Raphael from the Ninja Turtles

I was originally going to have Brighton be an agent of the International Police that ended up having to protect Mewtwo from Team Rocket while using ghost Pokémon , but I was having a hard time figuring out how to make it stick so I ended up scrapping that idea and making Generation Trapped

The gaps in the cut scenes in ch. 3-9 of Change in Destiny make sense with the ones in ch. 17-23 of Spartan B312's annoyingly unfinished story The Talking Eevee

Wild Force: Inauguration came to be because I wanted to put them becoming the new Guardians before I start writing the sequel

the basic plot line for a Change in Destiny and the flashes in Generation Trapped were loosely mirrored off the main story from the explorer version of the Mystery Dungeon spin-offs

the Annoying Wars came about because... well, there just needed to be more Annoying Orange stuff on the site

Rocky and Mugsy got their names from that blundering mobster duo from Loony Tunes fame


If Robert Pattinson stood at the top edge of the Empire State building, 90% of the teen population in America would start crying. 9% would take out their lawn chairs, grab a bowl of popcorn, and yell "Jump!". If you're part of the 1% who would push him off the edge saying "sorry, you took too long", copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of the English speaking teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others


NITRO awards

Most Chapters: Multiverse Mix-Up: 25

Most Reviews: Multiverse Mix-Up: 101

Most Views: Wild Force: a Dragon's Heart: 16780

Most Faves: Wild Force: a Dragon's Heart: 25

Most Follows: Generation Trapped: 30


Archive progress:

Spyro: 81087- 29%

District 9: 23286- 8.3%

Pokémon: 56823- 20.3%

HTTYD: 17302-6.2%

Kung-Fu Panda: 71117-25.5%

Psych: 5881 2.1%

Ninja Turtles: 21440- 7.7%

Hangover: 413- .1%

Crossovers: 2032-.7%


You say Taylor Swift, I say Ozzy Osbourne
You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cirus, I say Slipnot
You say T-Pain, I say Metallica
You say Eminem, I say AC/DC
You say Flowers, I say Green Day
You say Avril Lavigne, I say Van Halen
You say Madonna, I say Iron Maiden
You say Rihanna, I say KISS
Rock is REAL music to me!


reasons why Raphael is a better friend than Leonardo:

1. A friend like Leonardo: will comfort you when she rejects you

A true friend like Raphael: will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

2. A friend like Leonardo: will be there for you when she breaks up with you

A true friend like Raphael: will call her up and whisper, "seven days…"

3. A friend like Leonardo: helps you up when you fall

A true friend like Raphael: shoves the guy who knocked you down, saying, "walk much, dumb ass?"

4. A friend like Leonardo: helps you find your princess

A true friend like Raphael: kidnaps her and brings her to you

5. A friend like Leonardo: will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

A true friend like Raphael: will think its Leo that made you cry out of boredom

6. A friend like Leonardo: gives you their umbrella in the rain

A true friend like Raphael: takes Donny's and gives it to you

7. A friend like Leonardo: will offer you a soda

A true friend like Raphael: will help you dump soda on Mikey

8. A friend like Leonardo: will help you move

A true friend like Raphael: will help you move the bodies

9. A friend like Leonardo: will bail you out of jail

A true friend like Raphael: will be next to you saying, "whoa... let's do that again some time!"

10. A friend like Leonardo: has never see you cry

A true friend like Raphael: won't tell anyone else that you cried… just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore

11. A friend like Leonardo: asks you to write down your number

A true friend like Raphael: has you on speed dial

12. A friend like Leonardo: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

A true friend like Raphael: will kick the crowd's ass that left you

13. A friend like Leonardo: knows a few things about you

A true friend like Raphael: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

14. A friend like Leonardo: tells you he knows how you feel

A true friend like Raphael: just sits down and cries to

15. A friend like Leonardo: will help you find your way when you're lost

A true friend like Raphael: will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

16. A friend like Leonardo: will help you learn to drive

A true friend like Raphael: will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

17. A friend like Leonardo: will watch your pets when you're away

A true friend like Raphael: is the only one allowed to watch your pets because of what happened last time

18. A friend like Leonardo: will go to a concert with you

A true friend like Raphael: will kidnap the band for you

19. A friend like Leonardo: calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

A true friend like Raphael: calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad

20. A friend like Leonardo: hides you from the police

A true friend like Raphael: is probably the reason they're too afraid to arrest you

21. A friend like Leonardo: lets you make an idiot of yourself in public

A true friend like Raphael: is up there with you making an idiot of himself too

22. A friend like Leonardo: shouts "BYE!" down the hall, not caring who thinks you're crazy

A true friend like Raphael: shouts "I LOVE YOU!" down the hall, not caring who thinks you're gay

23. A friend like Leonardo: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

A true friend like Raphael: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

24. A friend like Leonardo: fades

A true friend like Raphael: is forever


Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm in Band, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I CUT so I MUST be SUICIDAL.
I’ve gone to THERAPY so I MUST be CRAZY.
I’m over-weight so I MUST love food.
I’m a WICCAN so I MUST like to SACRIFICE animal and cast spells.
I’m a WICCAN so I MUST be a DEVIL WORSHIPPER.
I’m IMPULSIVE so I MUST be STUPID.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT so I Must be a tree hugging hippie
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich
I'm WHITE so I must be responsible for everything wrong in this world - past and present
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.


Choose at least 3 of these to possibly go on your grave

"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."
"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."
"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."
"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?"
"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!"
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."
"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."
"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"
"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."
"According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless."
"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."
"Tell the truth and run."
"Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to."
"Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate."
"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Generally, generalizations are wrong."
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad."
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research."
"The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?"
"If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over."
"Whatever you are, be a good one."
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
"The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for."
"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"
"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years."
"We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality."
"If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire."
"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."
"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."
"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that it was you that tried."


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6. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

7. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice the number three.

8. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

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Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket (2015 Edition) by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Chapter 43 is now up! Admit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Now here's your chance to see the duo be humiliated, owned, and destroyed in any way you please. Tell us their fate and it shall be done! Rated T for violence and language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Team Rocket
The New Guardian by Dragoness14 reviews
When the guardians are summoned by the Man in Moon, they don't know what to expect this time. Then, a new guardian is choosen and the older members are in shock. A legend, the Dragon Child, was chosen. They set out to find the Dragon Child and to get her to join. But will she with a broken heart and a closed mind, join them?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013
Who I Am by Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee reviews
Mikey is captured by Agent Bishop and genetically mutated into a human. The problem? Mikey has zero memory of his past. How can he get home to a family that he's sure doesn't exist?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 100,080 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Michelangelo
I'm not a youngling! by spike tashy reviews
Argonian warrior Okan saved Asum from being eaten alive by vampires. then he offers him food and a place to stay. how will Asum react to all this kindness? but why does he have the oblivion symbol for a birth mark? and why are the daedra so interested in him? now an old enemy is trying to invade skyrim. who will live and who will die? THIS IS A YAOI FIC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,453 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011
Mewtwo is Pissed by PoshGoblin reviews
There has been a very mixed reaction to the addition of a female Mewtwo to the Pokemon Universe. And no one is more pissed than the original legend himself. Can old Mewtwo stop new Mewtwo from hogging his spotlight? Will he even be able to get past the reception desk? Tune in to this journey rated T for language to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Mewtwo - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
The Key to Destiny by bizzleb reviews
When Spyro calls Matt back to the Dragon Realms once more, he finds much more than he bargained for and then some. At the end of the day though, it will change both the lives of the young warrior and a certain dragoness forever.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,237 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Spyro, Cynder
The Legend of Lucario by NanoCarp reviews
The story picks up at the end of "Pokémon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew". Ash is experiencing some strange changes. Rating subject to change, currently K for Minor Violence, TF story. Check my profile for the status of the next chapter ect. ATTENTION This version has been scrapped post-completion and is only up for archival purposes. See my profile for the new version. Thank You
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lucario - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Next Generation: Setting Sun by bizzleb reviews
The journey for Matt and his friends comes to an explosive and dramatic end. All questions will be answered. All truths will be faced, and all hell is sure to break loose. As the final chapter comes to a close, will Matt be able to face his greatest challenge yet?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2012
Spyro Hood: Skylanders in Tights by LoyalCenaGirl reviews
Spyro returns to Skylands after fighting with Master Eon in the Crusades, but Kaos has taken over & is taxing the citizens into poverty. With the help of his friends, Spyro hopes to restore Skylands & in the process, win the lovely Cynder's heart. Read & Review!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Reality Is Incomprehensible by MarMarBinks reviews
After a nasty fight, April calls Don; and one thing leads to another. Before they know it, the two are thrown into a reality that neither thought they'd be in. How are they going to get through this one? Warning: cussing & implied sexual situations.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
The Legend of Spyro Retold: The Darkest Night by Slapstick70 reviews
Tension is high between Cynder and Shun, there is a new threat in the ranks of the enemy, and Moore is on the move. Can Spyro handle the stresses of war, deal with the drama between Cynder and Shun? Or will the dragon army face a great defeat?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Spyro
Kingdom Hearts Next Generation: A Long Road by bizzleb reviews
Matt and his friends, Stitch and Pikachu, continue their journey around the worlds old and new ; they search for Laura, Sora, and answers behind the new Organization. Please read and tell me what you think! Current World: Ben 10
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
A Jadyn Soul by AnimationNut reviews
A juvenile cub has stolen for the last time. The orphanage refuses to take her back, so Shifu, Po and the Furious Five take her in, much to her chargin. But when she digs a hole she can't get out of, she needs help from what she could call family.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Po, Shifu, OC - Complete
Of Jingles And Bells by MarMarBinks reviews
One-shot. Yeah, the name has nothing to do with the story...I just thought it sounded cool... On Christmas Day, the Hamato family compare this Christmas to last years. There's a huge difference. Warning: I little bit of cussing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Light In The Darkness by MarMarBinks reviews
One-shot. Michelangelo has a nightmare that leaves him shaking in fear. What mutant can calm him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: A Dark Beginning by Slapstick70 reviews
We've learned that war has always been full of death, pain, and misery. In this story, we retell what happened with all the side effects of war. Also with an OC character that will make things more interesting. So enjoy a story that shows what war can do.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,731 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Spyro - Complete
The Threat From Beyond the Fourth Wall by DisneyDelinquent reviews
Michelangelo wakes up to find himself trapped in a bad fan fiction. To save his reality and his manhood from being totally wiped out, he'll have to team up with the teeny-bopping apprentice Timestress and face his greatest Enemy: his own darn fangirls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Michelangelo, Renet - Complete
Fireworks: Blu x Jewel fic by Shade105 reviews
Blu attempts to show his feelings to Jewel by actually saying them; to his luck Rio de Janeiro brings a magic sensation of romance and passion. Cute Jewel x Blu fic!
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
A New Beginning for a Human by Vento the dragon reviews
Alexander, a normal human teenager, has his life changed forever when he was dragged into the spyro universe. Unsure what to do, he saves a red dragoness, and is thrown into a new adventure. But will he save this world, or destroy it.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Spyro, Cynder
Sugati by Duo Radon reviews
Three years after the events in District 9, Christopher and a poleepkwan battalion have liberated the residents of District 10, including Wikus. In a strange turn of events, Wikus finds himself human again and must adjust to life with his alien brothers.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,391 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Sound Waves by East-Coast-Invictus reviews
"I can feel the anger through the sound waves." Wikus' POV during the last few scenes of the movie, mainly the firefights. ONESHOT
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Purpose by Kaze no Firework reviews
How did the hero and Grovyle meet in the cold, frozen future? A fall into a pit leads to the meeting of two thieves with one goal. This story may lead to Romance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
TLOS: A Legend Is Born by MidnightLegend27 reviews
A purple dragon is born every ten generation and can harness four elements. One young dragon will discover that he's no ordinary dragon. Might change rating later. Rated T for blood, violence, and some adult language. HIATUS! THOUGHT I PUT IT LONG AGO.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
Darkness Reigns by Draco Arc Nova reviews
What if Spyro was unable to resist the Dark Master's power and Cynder couldn't save him. Read and experience what would happen when the two most powerful dragons belong to evil. SXC.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,200 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
How to Survive A Horror Movie For Dummies by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
Fourty fail-safe ways to survive a horror movie for dummies. T for language.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Inwiktus by Invisible Ranger reviews
Pre-movie oneshot. Think Wikus van de Merwe had a bad day in the movie? Read about his misadventures on a single day as he is assigned to collaborate with the MNU co-worker from hell. Let's cut some cake!
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Operation: Rescue Wikus by ZombieToGo reviews
Tania wants her husband back, but who do you hire to rescue your husband from an alien refugee camp? The A-Team of course!
Crossover - District 9 & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Tania V.D.M.
Dragons and Controllers by bizzleb reviews
One day, a special gift comes for Spyro and Cynder. Ever wonder who could be the better gamer? Find out as they relive DotD...as themselves. Rated T for game violence. Please read and tell me what you think! Final battle up now! You can't miss it!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
Elements by dreamerchaos reviews
I posted a prompt on /coq/, focusing on the elements: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Metal. Wood. This is a couple pieces of my own contribution. ChristopherxWikus hinted.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Mercy by dreamerchaos reviews
"It would be so easy to twist your head right off your shoulders…" The large, ghostly white prawn flexes his claws across the expanse of a pale, shivering cheek, Wikus' wide eyes staring back. Slash hinted at. Insinuated violence.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
District 9 Drabbles by dreamerchaos reviews
Drabbles exploring first, the idea of a selective virus against the prawns gone wrong. Then the second drabble, the call that summoned the prawns to Wikus' aid. Slash in the first drabble.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Flash of Human Days by dreamerchaos reviews
The prawns arrived on Earth over twenty years ago. Setting up a colony and harvesting the planet for necessary resources, they must continue to associate with the sentient natives known as humans…
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Leave and Forget by dreamerchaos reviews
When Christopher returns, Wikus is far from overjoyed at his reappearance. Violence. SLASH! ChristopherxWikus.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
The Wrath by dreamerchaos reviews
Christopher returns for Wikus. But so many things have changed. MNU managed to find Wikus...And Christopher's Queen, following her worker back to Earth, is far from pleased at the treatment of her brood. Warnings for slash and violence/gore.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Flash of Moments by dreamerchaos reviews
Little moments in time…like the frozen image in a Polaroid…Life amongst the District and alongside the rest of the outsiders.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J.
Spyro's Coffee by Chuckles the Cheat reviews
Five year old Spyro manages to get his paws on coffee, making him go nuts! Extremely classic story!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Spyro - Complete
Cornholio by Charles Xavier reviews
A drabble I wrote from too much boredom. A parody to 'Alejandro' by Lady Gaga.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Flower by Got Buttermilk reviews
Three years later the Mothership returns. But it doesn't leave. The people of the Earth panics, while Tania gets a late-night visit. Wikus-centric. Read WARNINGS inside
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Christopher J., Tania V.D.M. - Complete
A Human's Verve by Viperwatcher reviews
Kathryn Rovas was beginning an ordinary summer until the unexpected happened. Thrust in a world she only saw from a screen, can she manage to survive and stop the villain? COMPLETE. R&R PLEASE. SLIGHT AU. ANTHRO.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,610 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Prawn in the USA by Invisible Ranger reviews
Murdock is up all night listening to a conspiracy radio show, and gets a surprising bit of news. Random bit of AU silliness and a shout out to "the new Murdock" and "District 9." Enjoy!
Crossover - A-Team & District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Murdock - Complete
Deleted scene by Poleepkwana reviews
Just a bit of deepening here on Wikus's and Christopher's struggles to tolerate each other, and Junior having a real blast. Not a real deleted scene, but meant to fit the movie like it was. To be placed right after the "where is the fluid" scene. One shot
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Voice of a Distant Star by Zuzeca reviews
Wikus is lonely.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Wikus V.D.M., Christopher J. - Complete
Family by EHyde reviews
Over four years after the events of the film, and Christopher still hasn't returned. Oneshot.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Taranea reviews
Shadow is living with an evil stepfamily, Sonic is a Prince forced to look for a bride, the ball is approaching and having three crazed fairy godmothers doesn't make things easier AT ALL...It's Cinderella - Sonadow style! Fluff, hilarity and Silvamy. :D
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - [Sonic, Shadow] [Knuckles, Rouge] - Complete
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Multiverse Mix-Up: Reality Shellshocked reviews
sequel co-authored with Smile-I'mTheEndofAllThatYouSee. after their last misadventure, Colin and Nathan were determined to avoid reality traveling. unfortunately someone else doesn't agree with them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Splinter, Baxter Stockman
Timing out Phobias reviews
Johnny has always had a problem with flying and dragons. When he inexplicably sent back to Hiccup's time, he is forced to deal with them as well as a lame culture. K for now. sporadic Hiccup X Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Pokemon: Generation Trapped reviews
When Brighton bought the new Pokemon game in early March, the last think he expected was being sucked into it, which somehow happens. When he get's there, however, he realizes it's not the same story. Will he be able to deal with the challenges ahead? R&R
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,668 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Zoroark
Wild Force: Tuesday the 17th reviews
spin-off. Casey and Drake return to their old stomping ground at camp Tikihana to find out if the place really is cursed
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
Wild Force: a Dragon's Soul reviews
sequel to Dragon's Heart. not long after officially starting their Guardian duties, someone starts stealing their souls and Blaze and the group have to figure out who did it and why.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Spyro, Cynder
TLoS: Dawn of the Heroes reviews
Part 3/3. After being frozen in time, Spyro, Johnny, and Cynder set out to stop the Dark Master for good
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Spyro, Cynder
Multiverse Mix-Up reviews
now co-authored with Smile- ImTheEndOfAllThatYouSee. Colin and Nathan, two pseudo-friends with their share of bad experiences, are sent on a journey they'll always remember... and would like to forget.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,395 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Tai Lung, Shen - Complete
Annoying Wars reviews
in order to prepare for his new TV show, there's only one thing the Annoying Orange can do: travel down the Multiverse and annoy as many people as possible
Crossover - X-overs & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Wild Force: Inauguration and Other Stories reviews
It's finally time for the Wild Force to become the new guardians. What could happen? With Blaze not liking the fact that he has to wear a tux... or boredom... pretty much anything.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
For Peace reviews
Ever wonder how Grovyle and the Hero met in the Paralyzed future? Well, here's the story of how that happened
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
Multiverse Mix-Up: Animals in Tights reviews
Colin returns home from the crusades to find prince Taotie in charge and taxing the citizens to poverty. With the help of his friends, Colin hopes to restore China & in the process find the key to Lorelei's heart... and her chastity belt. rated T for violence and dirty situations
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,734 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Po, Wolf Boss - Complete
TLOS: Black Night reviews
part 2/3. The gang, along with Cynder, goes out to try and tries to stop the Dark Master from returning on The Night of Eternal Darkness. Rated T out of safety
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,727 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Spyro, Sparx - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: A Change in Destiny reviews
What if Piplup wasn't the only human sent to the Pokemon world. This is the story of a human who was sent to the Pokemon world after the destruction of time was stopped. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Lucario, Riolu - Complete
TLOS: Dual Beginnings reviews
Part 1/3. This is what would happen if Johnny Nitro ended up in Spyro's universe the same time Spyro discovers who he is. rated T just to be safe
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,208 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ignitus, Spyro - Complete
Ambassador from Earth reviews
A simple summer trip becomes exciting quickly when Neil Van Der Mewre unexpectedly ends up on Christopher's home planet. The euphoria increases when the last person he expected to see enters his life
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Christopher J., Oliver J. - Complete
Wild Force: A Dragon's Heart reviews
four humans gets sucked into Spyro's world and has to deal with their new lives. first official fanfic.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Spyro, Cynder - Complete
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