Albrecht Starkarm
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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409289, Profile Updated: 08-31-16
Author has written 12 stories for Kim Possible, Metal Slug, Supernatural, and Detective Conan/Case Closed.

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The millennium's defining scholarly quotation: "Ah kin 'splain it to ya, but ah cain't understand it for ya."

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Bonding And Discipline reviews
Life's ambition is control: Of others, and of oneself. It is a wet and messy and disorderly system that aspires to perfection in its delirium. This desire is a self-defeating one; the act of ordering one's system is to introduce deeper entropy, wrought in carnal tyranny and lust.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 164,667 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 7/23 - Ran M. - Complete
Thrills And 'Chills reviews
When introducing a new pet to an established home, it's essential to nurture a proper rapport between them to diminish jealousy and ease them into the transition. This is a great deal more rewarding when it's companion to familiars and inexhaustible nymphomania. ASPCA-Approved. A globally implored sequel to Thrilla My 'Chilla, a contender for the 2016 Nobel Prize.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
Master of Her Domain
One pill makes you larger, and another makes an adult Ayumi Queen of The Castle, Lady of The Manor, Master of Her Domain. Supernatural visitations, sexual goddesses, and carnal mayhem without boundary.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 124,117 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 6/25 - [Ayumi Y., Ai Haibara/Shiho M., Ran M., Eri K.] - Complete
All Hail
Yukiko's expecting a comforting arm when she visits the Courtroom's Queen. Suffice it to say, Eri's eager to offer a great deal more.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,633 - Published: 3/24 - [Eri K., Yukiko K.] Midori M.
Thrilla My 'Chilla reviews
PETA-approved. M/M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19 - [Dean W., OC] Sam W. - Complete
Ling Long reviews
The elegant tinkle of jade and the tender embrace of hearts and bodies in Shanghai.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 213,385 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
For The Record reviews
Can even a cynic believe in happily-ever-after? A conclusion to 'Off The Record'.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Daisy Chain reviews
The glorious and erotic camaraderie amongst three gorgeous soldiers. Warning: the title is not an allusion to combat engineering.
Metal Slug - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Off The Record reviews
A comic disaster develops into an unexpected union. Warning: contains graphic depictions of gorgeous lesbians writhing, stroking, kissing, kneading... Where was I?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Amendment One reviews
Censorship can strike anywhere. Literally.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
S Phase reviews
Popularity, mathematics, and a foreign tutor create unexpected complications. Warning: features nubile schoolgirls involved in erotic antics that would cause Pat Robertson's head to explode.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bonnie R., Yori - Complete
Splash reviews
Written as a tribute to those who also find a certain aspect of the series a bit... Suspect.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bonnie R., Kim P. - Complete