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Poll: I've had a Psych story idea pounding in my head for a long time, I'm just not sure if I can write it. It'd be a sort of long story (I think...). So I thought I'd ask you guys. How interested would you be in me writing a Psych fic? It would involve Shawn "having actual visions", but not in the real supernatural way and it would be a twist I GUARANTEE you will not expect. So let me know how interested you would be. Vote Now!
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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409503, Profile Updated: 04-13-15
Author has written 13 stories for Tremors, Warriors, Ninja Turtles, Batman, and Stargate: SG-1.

Tick, Tock, Time Away
Can you come out and play?
Tick, Tock, Goes the Clock
Even as you stand and gawk.
Tick, Tock, the World goes 'Round
As you lay beneath the ground. -TM

"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is awarded to the less talented as a consolation prize." -Robert Hughes


*chibi Larry comes running out of nowhere followed by chibi Jodi waving a broom* "It wasn't me that time I swear!"
"So it *was* you last time, I knew it!"
":O NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's not what I meant!!!"
*chibi Burt almost gets run over and stops to stare after them*
"Ooooooo, she liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes him."
*chibi Burt glares at randomly appearing chibi Tyler* "Stop drawin' out your i's."


Greetings fellow writers and/or readers! Have some links.

The LGF Universe and other RV stories are now here.

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Tumblr Tremors blogs: perfection-wherethewildwormruns
army-of-the-mmr (RV blog)


If you were a fan of the movies and TV series, I encourage you to read my stories. I started off after the very last episode, The Key, and am doing my best to write in the same kind of corny way. (I'm also trying to keep the whole thing where B/T fans can imagine what's goin' on 'behind-the-scenes' as it were, and the B/N fans can as well. So everyone's happy. 'Cause I know there's quite a few fans on both sides. :I I have a friend who proves it.)

Another thing, I am including some of the ideas S.S. Wilson had in mind for the second season, including the tree creature, Rosalita's an impostor thing and her brother, Jodi's niece, and so on. Only thing I'm not including is the internet dating thing between Burt and Nancy. Sorry to those of you dying to see that happen, but I just can't see them together. I see them more as the parents of the valley who don't love each other in a romancey way.

Anywho, I am lengthening the 1st season by three more episodes, so there will be 16 in all (it was gonna be 4 more, with 17 in all, but it didn't work out). My first is Spider Perfection. Each story will have S for Season followed by 1 or 2 an so on, and then E for Episode followed by the number in the summary box. For example, Spider Perfection's summary starts with 'S1E14' for Season 1 Episode 14. I will also make a note in the last chapter of each story what the next story will be titled. (So make sure to read the author notes!!)

13. April '15 Update: Updating because a PM reminded me I haven't done nothin' on here fer awhile an y'all're probably wondering if I'm still alive.

I am. And I'm getting back into my writing and stuff, slowly. I'll be back on DT soon, so keep yer fingers crossed I get through it quickly.

Personal news: Arnie had kittens! Two boys (we think), one gray like her, the other yellow like their dad (random tom around the neighborhood, he's the only yellow). Respectively, Ty and Bee. About a month old now, gettin' weaned. Bee's all for it, Ty's still eh.

Anywho, for those of ya just meetin' me, I am 20 winters old, light brown hair, eyes that change between blue and green but are more green these days, and I have two obnoxious little kitties named Arnellea (Are-nell-ya) and Kiniki (keh-nee-kee). They're about a year apart in age, and Kiniki likes to drive Arnie up the wall sometimes. And others, they gang up on us poor humans. For those of you who remember my other cat, Socks, he is sadly no long with us :( . I also have a black rabbit named Coraline. She's a little ball of fluffy energy. Okay, so it has been discovered Coraline is actually a very ballsy man. THAT was a startling surprise, I tell ya. So, HIS name is now Melvin. Yes, named for Melvin Plugg. 'Cause he's a little turd. Mum wanted to name him Carl, but I CANNOT STAND THAT NAME, IT'S SO GROSS, ALL YELLOW AND RED AND ORANGE AND MIXED HORRIBLY. Now if it's Karl, with a K, it's better, only orange and far less grating, but still sounds the same out loud, so still blah.

As of March 1st/February 28th midnight hour, Arnie, the numbnut who likes to sneak out and have orgies with the neighborhood strays, had two kittens, Ty and Bee. They are adorable and Bee loves sleeping with me. Ty's a mummy's boy.

Oh yeah, I have synaesthesia. I may or may not rant about hearing colours occasionally. It's not overly strong, mostly my days have colours and textures and sorta personalities, but random words/sounds have gone weird. Last night, when I was falling asleep, my mum got up to go to the bathroom (shower is literally on the other side of my wall and thin) and I heard her put the toilet up with a sharp clack of ceramic hitting ya know and I suddenly had thin black and thick white stripes flash beneath my eyelids, it was wack. Another time, calmly listening to the radio, spacin', an all a sudden drums came up and they were just BROWN. Startled me, honestly. My syn has no rhyme or reason.

I'm also asexual, headcanon Dick Grayson as ace as well (he's at least somewhere on the spectrum) and Burt Gummer as demi. Contrary to popular belief though, I do not like cake. PIE is where it's at, yo. I am quite fond of dragons.

I might also be agender, like I'm still figurin' all that out, but I think I am. Usin' the interworld to play with they/them pronouns, see how it is. So...yeah.

I love languages, currently doing German, so yes I will wander off in them words sometimes.

You can call me Am or Vlad, whichever fits yer fancy.

Enjoy the weirdness.

Abbreviations on my stories: SS equals Serious Story. In other words, it's something I actually think about how to write and plan on finishing. NSS equals Non Serious Story which is a story i'm just writing without thinking and just seeing where it goes and don't plan on finishing but might. Usually just used to clear my head of odd thoughts, so you are forewarned, it may be confusing.

Story Summaries that are slightly more descriptive than what the boxes allow.

Random Fandoms:

-Rusty's Birth: SS. AU. My very first finished (and published, but not like official selling way) story I ever wrote. Done when I was 11 in the summer of '05 and I decided to upload it to show you guys how badly I used to write and how much I've improved. So it's NOT edited and I'm never going to edit it. Rusty and Princess were originally born into BloodClan and Scourge is their father. But they hate the way they live and what they are being trained for. So they set off on an adventure to what sounds like a much better place despite the stories they were told growing up. The four clans of the forest. *COMPLETE* *Working on getting the new, multi-chap version started, but I'm trying to get other things out of the way first. Sorry, but I promise, it WILL be done*

-Bat Blurbs: Series of one-shots in the Batman universe. Revolves around Batman and Robin and silly things. Not particular to any one show, but mostly in the The Batman and Young Justice area. It wobbles.


These are the stories I'm writing in the same universe as the show, continuing on where it left off with episode 13-The Key. Stories are in order.


Episode 14-Spider Perfection: SS. Mixmaster has once again thrown random species together and created yet another annoying, hard-to-kill creature, and the residents must figure out how to kill it with the help of an old friend of Rosalitas' and her cousin. In the process they encounter confusion, near-death experiences, and nearly lose a few loved ones. Who? Well, it's (why the flirp would i tell you that, it'd ruin the surprise!) of course. :) *COMPLETE*

Episode 15-The Daughter of Hokumunja: SS. This randomly popped up in my head while proofreadin' a friends' story. And then it wouldn't leave me alone. So I had to write it. Burt and Tyler have another assignment, but with strings attached. Yes, there's a Graboid to hunt down but they also have to play peace maker between the two tribes on the threatened island. And of course, trouble ensues for our two poor heroes. Tyler gets introduced to his 'feminine' side and Burt has to explain an embarrassing 'what happens on islands, stays on islands' moment to several protective women that somehow already know about it before they even get home. Lots of humor. *NOT slash! Sorry if I just disappointed you. Still worth a read :D *COMPLETE*

Episode 16- Dream Travel: *coming soon* *season finale*


Episode 1- Night Lights: *coming later*

Episode 2- Family Reunions Are Bittersweet: *coming later*

Episode 3- Invasive Species: *coming later*

Episode 4- The Awkward Team: *coming later*

Episode 5- Black Out: *coming later*

Episode 6- Earthquake: *coming later*

Episode 7- Bloopers: *coming later*

Episode 8- Burt Gone Wild: *coming later*

Episode 9- Part 1-El Blanca: *coming later*

Episode 10- Part 2-*title is too spoiler-y to be revealed until story is published*: *coming later*

Episode 11- Part 3-*also too spoiler-y*: *coming later*

Episode 12- Wrong Place, Wrong Time: *coming later*

Episode 13- Worm Out of Sand: *coming later*

Episode 14- Caught: *coming later*

Episode 15- Heroes: *coming later*

Episode 16- Perfection Valley, Nevada: *coming later*

Episode 17- A Red & White Christmas: *coming later* *season finale*


These are either random stories with no specific date or Alternate Universes (still all Tremors). They have nothing to do with the previous stories.

-Sir Buffoon: NSS. This is just a random story I started one day when I was bored and didn't know how to continue my other story. I can't really write a summary 'cause I am just making the story up as I go along. One thing I can promise, however, is that it will be very confusing, and funny, in that 'what the flip is going on?' confusing kind of way. So far, it has buffoons(not animals), unicorns, and aliens. Make of it what you will. Read at your own risk.

Super Random Drabbles: Random drabbles that pop into my head. Can also be seen as challenges if anyone is interested in using one for a story. Just ask me first please.
--1) Bad Day & Random Ring: crossover between Tremors and Stargate SG-1. A day fixing the fence leaves Tyler and Harlow tired and...hallucinating??
--2) Invisible Burt: It's patrol time and Tyler is hungry and stuck eating one of Burt's MRE's. And then a strange thing happens. Was Rosalita right when she said MRE's could turn you into a mutant? or is Tyler hallucinating again? or is it something else completely?
--3) A Moment of Oddness: The strangest moment in Burt's life. And that's really all there is to say.
--4) Spot: Request of RejectedShyRebel13. There's a strange voice in the sky, El Blanco gets a new friend to play with, and everyone has to figure it out whether they like it or not. *Tyler/Larry coupling inside. No kisses or anything, just, ya know...'Hey, they're boyfriends!' kinda thing.*

-Rainbow Aurora: Birthday fic for RejectedShyRebel13. Lupe and Regie take a trip to Perfection Valley for a photography class. They're in for a boring week but even when boring, Perfection has its wonders. *Tyler/Larry coupling inside, same as in Spot.


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Twas the Night Before Christmas by Dragonflysoul reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and Daniel couldn't sleep. (Jack and Daniel friendship. Team happy feels.)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Oblivious by cosmic-mischief reviews
Puberty is being very generous to one Boy Wonder and Dick, the troll that he is, makes a game out of it. Unfortunately, the one person he wants to notice the most remains indifferent and it's driving him mad. It doesn't help that he's started developing feelings for said ignoramus.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 4/10 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
As We Go Along by Yeahsureyoubetcha reviews
SG-1 is on a mission. An uninhabited alien moon, the promise of ruins to be explored, and only twelve klicks to cover before they get there... (Early Team/Friendship fic)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Fantastic Two by moondragon23 reviews
A chemical spill while apprehending a suspect leaves Shawn and Carlton with surprising new abilities.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,965 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Burton G./Gus, Carlton L., Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Superman by FortuneandCathfernaTH reviews
Shawn isn't invincible, but he's good at convincing everyone he is. ShawnxLassiter. WARNINGS: Includes cutting COMING SOON TO PODFIC!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,737 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Shawn S., Carlton L.] - Complete
New Life by Bayluff reviews
All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The One With the Wiseguys by sodium-amytal reviews
Chandler's an FBI agent in need of a case; Joey's the simple-minded, good-natured caporegime working under his father, the head of the Tribbiani crime family. But Joey's more interested in Chandler than taking over the family business, and Chandler's growing pretty fond of him too. When the line between friend and target begins to blur, Chandler has a decision to make. S1. AU.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Halloween is for Criminals Too by moondragon23 reviews
It's almost Halloween and Santa Barbara's latest mugger is a big fan of the holiday. A fact Shawn discovers the hard way. Determined to unmask his mysterious assailant, Shawn and the gang must go undercover on the spookiest night of the year. Of course, things never go quite as planned. . . A tale of crime, love, and candy corn.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Shawn S., Juliet oH.] Carlton L., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Lassiter Meets The Pineapple by Loafer reviews
CRACKFIC. No pairings but implied Shules. This is for That Special Someone who thinks we should all be meaner to Det. Lassiter. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
Shawn Meets His Match by Project Deathstar reviews
When a British buisness man goes missing in Santa Barbara, Mycroft puts Sherlock and John on the case. However, the SBPD puts Psych on the case as well. What will happen when the world's two best detectives come face to face?
Crossover - Psych & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Shawn S., Sherlock H.
Father's Day by FFcrazy15 reviews
Fr. Mulcahy writes home to his sister Cathy about the events over the course of Father's Day, including the visit from the orphans, a party for Col. Potter, and a surprise that he will never forget. F*L*O*C*K 4077 piece.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - F. Mulcahy, Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Nothing But Trouble by LadyNRA reviews
Burt has a tough rescue on his hands and El Blanco is making his task difficult. Set during the series with series characters.
Tremors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Dicky Has Two Daddies by Syl reviews
The title says it all..Okay, maybe not quite all.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Whispers of the Forgotten by Elle-ish reviews
When lonely fifteen year old Josh Nichols meets a boy who refuses to talk one night in the forest, his entire life is turned around. Non Slash, friendship. AU. ON HIATUS
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Josh N., Drake P.
A Fresh Perspective by dr4g0ngrl reviews
De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Elenando by MrsChurch reviews
SG1 is trapped with no DHD and a Gate that won't dial out on the world of the Hidden, neither the Goa'uld nor the Tokra know where it is. They make a life for themselves, only to find that it is threatened by a distant evil. Jack/Sam, Daniel/?. No slash.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - J. O'Neill, Frodo B.
Only Friend by CaptainOzone reviews
AU 4x13. What if Arthur went after Merlin in the tunnels outside of Ealdor earlier? What would he think of the confrontation between him and Agravaine? And how will he deal with the revelation as they retake Camelot? Reveal-fic... as always. No slash. Thanks to ErinNovelist for the lovely book-cover! Companion one-shot "Come Fly With Me" now posted!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,132 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Eighty Years and Counting by Emachinescat reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory find themselves in a place called Bayport where time has stopped but crime hasn't, and where the residents look to two teenagers for answers every time something goes wrong.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Bad Team! by BlatantBookworm reviews
It started as a way to get Robin to stop vanishing during missions. Then Robin decided to get payback on Wally. Before they knew it, each of the team had a flaw that was trying to be fixed with the power of spray bottles.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Kidnapping Fun by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
Never kidnap a speedster and a ninja together, even if they're in their civvies. It won't end well. For the kidnappers.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Striding Leaves by Sammael Silverpen reviews
AU. Legolas, a blind young Elf from Mirkwood joins the Fellowship to seek revenge on Sauron who ruined his childhood and robbed him of his sight. But can the Fellowship truly trust him? ON HIATUS, UNDER REVISION.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Legolas
Hero's Debt by Glimare reviews
Two Shot: She saw it all. Wayne's shot. Grayson's kidnapped. A ransom's been made. Batman isn't picking up and time's running out. Desperate she calls Wally. Can the two of them save the kid before a coin toss decides his fate?
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis] Richard G./Robin - Complete
Carry You by Revhead reviews
Hawkeye and B.J get caught with shell fire on their way back from Seoul. Hawkeye is determined to get an injured B.J safely back to camp, but he is hiding a secret of his own... Not Slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Suitable by MistressOfRobins reviews
After gaining acceptance from Bruce Wayne to date his precious son, Wally is finally ready to take Dick out for the first time. While trying not to mess up Batman's strict rules during along the way. [KFxRobin, Slash. BirdFlash. Sequel to: "Worthy".]
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Worthy by MistressOfRobins reviews
Many teenagers, both boys and girls, experience the trials of overprotective dads when they fall in love. Robin is one of those teenagers, but his situation is slightly harder. His father is The Batman. KFxRobin. Slash.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
The Three Gates by shepsgirl72 reviews
Sheppard and his team find themselves trapped and separated on a planet hiding a secret behind the walls of its great cities – one that has to be revealed to save the subclasses living there from a terrible fate. Shep Whump ahead!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,134 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - John S. - Complete
Does This Look Like Middle Earth to You? by Karm Starkiller reviews
A fanfiction author and her little sister jump into the Lord of the Rings during the Council of Elrond. They have the power to control everything. Will chaos rule, or will some order remain? Includes minor non-LotR characters. Now on The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Richard Woolsey and the Chocolate Atlantis by Lear's Daughter reviews
Round robin crack fic written by Team Atlantis over at LJ for Stargateland. Summary: Because all floating cities should float on a sea of chocolate. And be made out of chocolate. *nods* SGA/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory fusion.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - John S., P. Kavanagh - Complete
Bribe and Gloom by Panamint reviews
Sequel to "A Night Off". Batgirl and Robin make a Halloween bet.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G. - Complete
Night Terrors by madwriter223 reviews
Little Mikey knows it's there. Right in the corner, waiting for him to fall asleep so it can eat him. He just knew it. He climbed out of his bed, and headed towards his brothers - they would surely help him. Oneshot, turtle-tots, aww-factor, slight humor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Young Christmas by madwriter223 reviews
Turtle Tot Fic The Tots are preparing for Christmas. And of course, there has to be an argument. Rated for cuteness, and a small accident.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Perfect Gift by too many stars to count reviews
Bruce recieves the perfect gift from Dick. Just happy batfamily fluff. R&R
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Until We Meet Again by Red Hardy reviews
While keeping a suspect under surveillance, Joe’s wish to avoid ‘death by boredom’ seems to have come true – at Frank’s expense. A little Hardy humor because sometimes you just need to laugh! :D
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
A Match Made In by Panamint reviews
Dick and Roy pretend to be in love to solve a case. Wally... just gets in the way.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Collector by Phx reviews
What does a disfigured body found floating in Bayport harbor have to do with the Hardys? If Frank and Fenton don’t figure it out soon, then Joe might become the next victim of ‘the Collector’. No Nancy Zone.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,214 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Joe H., Frank H. - Complete
Bontoni and Converse by Panamint reviews
Bruce reflects on the differences between him and his twelve-year-old ward. One-shot. This is the first fic I've written in a while, so be warned.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Alien by Dreaming of Everything reviews
They thought that the defeat of Megatron and the defense of Earth had given everyone the chance to relax a little. But that's not all that's out there... Action-Adventure, gen, canon mentions of SamMikaela, Sam, Mikaela and Beecentric. Complete, sequel.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Inside Jokes by Colhan3000 reviews
Every group has inside jokes and at seven years old Luffy had created an inside joke among the Red Haired Pirate Crew that is now also a prank ten years later.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Luffy, Shanks - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Children of the Night by Panamint reviews
Just your average Bruceyoung Dick bonding moment, only stranger. Hey, I was BORED...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Disneyworld Vacation by Panamint reviews
Dick and a couple of friends head to Florida, but I think you knew that. Dick wants to find out who's stalking them. Roy just wants to ride Splash Mountain. Who will prevail?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Sidekick Strike by Panamint reviews
Feeling unappreciated, Robin and Kid Flash decide to go on strike. Then their senior partners disappear while investigating a JLA case. Sidekicks to the rescue!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
StakeOut by Phx reviews
Another incident that could have taken place during any one of the brother's cases. COMPLETED
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Half the Fun by Panamint reviews
Twelve studentsincluding Dick, of courseare chosen to go on a threeweek trip to Mexico. But you know what they say: getting there is half the fun...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Batman Got Run Over by a Reindeer! by Panamint reviews
Aw, c'mon, who really wants to drop a reindeer on some old lady when you can drop one on Batman instead! Betcha can't guess the parody, either...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Holy Makeovers! by Panamint reviews
If you've read "Misfit", then click here. If you haven't, then don't, because you won't understand a word of this. Anyway, this is just to clear a couple things up for you... hope you like!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2004
The Barista Complete Season 1 by dietcokechic reviews
Life as seen through the eyes of Daniel's Barista. All Eight vignettes in one doc!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - D. Jackson
Little Boy Lost by Syl reviews
Events immediately following the deaths of Dick Grayson's circus aerialist parents.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,336 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/1999 - Complete
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Categorizing SG-1 reviews
Nyan experiences the finer side of being Dr. Jackson's assistant. Team fun fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
As Of -insert date here-
Drabble Updates, basically. Each chapter is a little update on where I'm at in a story, so you know I am working on it and know that I'm alive (especially during my longer breaks of inactivity), told in silly little skit thingies with the Perfectionites. -7. Juni '15 Update-
Tremors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 716 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 5/19/2014
Bat Blurbs reviews
I think an idea, I throw it on paper, and it ends up here. Mostly silly, random, and possibly confusing. Will take suggestions. (takes place mostly in The Batman, with Dick as Robin; I don't know the other Robins, so no, I won't write them)
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin, Alfred
25 Years reviews
It's been 25 years since the graboids invaded the peaceful little valley for the first time and changed the inhabitants lives forever. A quarter of a century and three more invasions later, they're being invaded yet again...by something they never, never expected.
Tremors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19
The Dialogue Game (with description) - Tremors Edition reviews
Rumpy and I got bored one day and came up with the Dialogue Game. You write a few lines of dialogue, telling a very short scene/moment, and then the next person picks something from your lines and writes their lines about it. Say you mentioned 'butter' in your lines. The other person would write around the subject of butter. Anywho, boredom struck again, details were added, enjoy.
Tremors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2014
Sir Buffoon reviews
NSS. Random, random, random. that's all this story is folks. got bored, started writing randomly, not even thinking just making up as i went along. idk if it'll go anywhere or not. so, either enjoy, or wonder about my sanity. you are free to choose. :3
Tremors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 11/21/2011
A Very Perfection Christmas
Where Perfection is Egypt, Larry has odd mornings, Rosalita has acquired the power of transportation, and Larry learns that Judaism is good for some confusions. This is a grade A crack!fic that makes diddly sense. It's 7737% RANDOM. If you take offense at something in here, you're being dumb.
Tremors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Complete
S1E14-Spider Perfection reviews
Mixmaster has once again thrown random species together and created yet another annoying hybrid. And now the residents have to solve it while keeping the compound a secret from a visiting friend of Rosalita's and her cousin. And they nearly lose a few of their own in the process. Who? READ AN FIND OUT! COMPLETE! *cover by Rumpy*
Tremors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Brothers in a Half-shell reviews
Klunk upsets Raph. Raph upsets Mikey. Baxter Stockman is trying to be evil. Raph has to figure out how to get his little brother to forgive him. *brotherly fic, no t-cest, humour-hopefully-, fluff. WARNING: You may want earmuffs for the beginning.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo, Baxter Stockman, Klunk
S1E15-Daughter of Hokumunja reviews
Burt and Tyler have another assignment, but with strings attached. Along with hunting, they have to play peace maker between the two tribes on the threatened island. They'll have to put up with ridiculous clothes, Tyler'll have to put up with an insistent admirer, and Burt'll have to put up with Tyler. And you thought gettin' rid of the worm was the HARD part. COMPLETE!
Tremors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Rusty's Birth reviews
SS. AU. Rusty and Princess where born into BloodClan, but are tired of the way their clan lives. So they set out on adventure, to somewhere much better. -Story is homage to how far i've come since writing. written when i was 11. not edited. no flames. R&R EDIT-2nd chap. an on will be the rewritten full story since many have asked for it. Original will remain as the first chapter.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Firestar, Princess
Rainbow Aurora reviews
Birthday fic for RejectedShyRebel18. Quite a bit late, but at least it's up. Lupe and Regie take a trip to Perfection Valley for a photography class. They're in for a boring week though. How often does THAT happen in Perfection? Still, even when boring, Perfection has its wonders. -Tyler/Larry pairing inside. Rating for 'hintyness' at end. ;D
Tremors - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Complete
Super Random Shots reviews
Random One Shots and such things that pop up into my head. No, not random thoughts like Sir Buffoon, just random ideas. :P These aren't as weird lol. Well...except the third one...that's kinda odd...whatever, just read an review please. 4th one's a request of a reviewer. See? You get treats when you reviewXD
Tremors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011