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Hey there kids!

Thanks for visiting my page, for that you shall recieve a cyber-cookie in your PM's soon! ...Just kidding, I cant bake for shit (even if its cyber-baking)! Moving on, I'm a 14 year old Canadian who's obsessed with Mortal Kombat and Twilight (obviously). I share the same birthday as Taylor Lautner (lucky I know), and enjoy writing fanfic's. If you want to talk more, feel free to PM me :)

Lots of love,

SilentTwilight-TM

By the way, I'm looking for a beta to help me out with The Fuckery That Is Bella's Life. I would love it so much if I could get an extra hand to help me out!*


Links for clothing from my story: The Fuckery That Is Bella's Life.

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This is the link for Audrey's (Bella) necklace:

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Audrey's dress:

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Audrey's bangle:

Audrey's necklace is her usual Boleyn necklace.

Charlotte's clothing for Phase one: complete:-

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Charlotte's over throw:

Audreys clothing for Phase one: complete:-

Audrey's tank top: A plain white fitting tank top.

Audrey's jacket:

Audrey's necklace: (imagine this all gold :P)

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The Scar by DeathBlade1313 reviews
The tenth Mortal Kombat tournament has begun, and when a lone Earthrealm warrior appears to fight for his home, choices will be made, blood will be spilt, and the real battle of fate begins.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,882 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kitana, Jade, OC
New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Sinthetic by Scytherageroses reviews
Best friends. Brothers. Lovers. When Sub Zero flees the Lin Kuei, Smoke is ordered to track him down and murder him. Can he fulfill his mission, or will his emotions get the best of him?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 4,744 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Revenge is Sweet by x.x.LoveThatLasts.x.x reviews
After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella is devastated...but then she is seeking her revenge. But how do you get revenge on a hundred year old vampire? Quite simple, actually. Do what he would hate the most. It's time to meet the dark side of Isabella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,266 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3929 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Feel my pain by Twilight0320 reviews
Jacob lives a regular life in the La Push reservation. On a night out with the guys he sees someone he hasn't seen in years. It's Bella Swan, and she seems very much in love with her boyfriend. Or...? Rated M for violence and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,797 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jacob, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sweetest Addiction by Maddie Grey reviews
Dear Jacob there are a million things I want to tell you. I think I'm in love with you. I think you're messed up but so am I. And lastly I feel compelled to protect you from everything. Even yourself. Jake & Edward. AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 329,122 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Sub-Zero: Origins by Poe's Daughter reviews
This is a Sub-Zero origins story that intertwines elements from the games and the TV shows. It's about how the younger Sub-Zero finds a path independent of his brother's, and how he comes to fight for Raiden and the forces of good.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,392 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke, Kabal, Noob Saibot/Bi-Han - Complete
The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace by artbeatsandlife reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Music to My Heart by realistjoker reviews
Because of his music, Edward has gained fame, fortune, an unwanted wife and a possible illegitimate child. He hates his life, but when he meets Jacob; he learns what love really is and how to keep what he desires most is the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,376 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
I am the Mate to the Vampire King by Edward and Draco love me reviews
Bella is in a world where vampires control the world. Edward is the vampire king. His 110 birthday is coming up and that is when he will find his mate. All of the humans and vampires are going to the party to see who will be King Edward's mate. Possessive Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Bella a singer by peanutbutterjellytimeXD reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and 100 years later Edward is a mess. Bella is now a famous singer and Esme gets the Cullens to go to a concert. Its bella's concert. Can Edward get Bella back or has she really moved on? R&
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,365 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2995 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Truth and the Consequences by Marble Meadow reviews
Bella changed when Edward left. The pain and memories continue to haunt her. Jacob imprints on Bella - but Edward isn't going to leave the picture without a fight. Its time for Bella to grow up. Evil Edward. Jake/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,447 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Promise by XxFleetingEmbracexX reviews
I promised I would always protect you Ed, and that is a promise I intend to keep no matter what. Slash. Jake/Edward. All-Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,259 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
New society by Amypage reviews
Dystopian society. Where the worlds government is in control of its civilians. This is the story of Bella's life in this society and how she meets Edward through arrange marriage and with no freedom,would they still fall in love. All human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Wolves on the Prowl by Jacobzlover reviews
What happens when four quilete boys from LaPush visit sunny Miami Beach for SPRING BREAK? Will Jacob finally be able to let loose and forget bella? Who will he run into on his vacation? Rated M due to adult situations and language maybe some future lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Replicate by Chelsea J. Grinn reviews
When all you are is a copy, how can anything be unique to you? When all you are is a ghost, how can you even think about happiness. Mileena/Scorpion. mileena ooc
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H. - Complete
Head Over Feet by andrews-wife reviews
I take over in New Moon, after Edward leaves Bella heartbroken. Jacob is in love with Bella, but she doesn't feel the same. But what if she fell for him as well? What if Edward returned? How would she choose? Or will the decision be made for her? Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 211,528 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Angelo Di Nerezza by aDORKable-Rob reviews
Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,386 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Vermillion by silhouetics reviews
SEQUEL TO BLOODFLOWERS. After nearly being murdered, Bella wakes up in Forks hospital with new eyes and a new perspective. Will Edward and Bella's relationship survive this latest obstacle, or will it destroy them? OOC. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Discoveries and Video Games by amused-cat23 reviews
Geekward and Geeksper one shot! Cute, nerdy goodness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
War of the Roses by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,927 - Reviews: 12349 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Shops & Lollipops by il-bel-mondo reviews
Bella's a determined professional, her career takes priority in her life. With no time to date she decides to get herself a B.O.B. When it leaves her less than'satisfied' she returns to the store & meets a sexy manager who offers to show her the bunny way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,478 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Ralph: The Diary of Seth Clearwater by Lady Katsa reviews
A look into Seth's diary. Wolf pack, Cullens and a whole lot of Seth! What more could you want? Laughs guaranteed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Seth, Leah
Courted By A Vampire by twilightHDfan reviews
A bunch of drabbles about Jacob and Edward and how Edward slowly courts Jake. Jakeward. SLASH. Previously called 'Glance My Way'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Brooke by OliviaAnnV reviews
Emmett signs Esme up for Wife Swap. The new mom is actually kinda nice... but she hates the Cullens. And what about her husband and kids? Rated T but it could change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alice, Esme
Shameless Seduction by Starlight257 reviews
Jacob's wet. Edward thinks he might be able to help. Slash, smut, you have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bloodflowers by silhouetics reviews
Both suffering from traumatic pasts, Edward and Bella meet in a psychiatric asylum in Seattle. Will they be able to heal each others wounds, or is hope lost for them both? OOC. Disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I Was Wrong by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Edward Cullen, the non believer in romance, finds that he may just be wrong when he meets a young man named Jacob Black. Edward/Jacob Slash. Warning for sex and language. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Twilight Facebook Story by CryingYourName reviews
When Bella, Edward, Emmett and all your favorite characters discovers Facebook, their life takes them on a roller coaster of emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
In Your Shoes by Duck Life reviews
Bella and Edward switch roles when a mysterious curse falls upon them. Carlisle must save them before it is too late, and Bella gives into her newfound bloodthirstiness. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Did That To Him by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Vampire. Werewolf. Their instincts tell them they should hate one another, but a violent attraction that neither of them can control forces them together. Slash, Jacob/Edward, AU, NC-17. Originally a Fics for Nashville fic, then Slash Backslash 2.0 entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers by icey1001992 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward and their entire world is flipped upside down. Do they have what it takes to make it through?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Jacob's Revenge by Yaoifan101 reviews
Sequel to A new dog- Jacob gets a bat, and Edward starts to get jealous. What lengths will Edward go to, to make sure the animal doesn't steal Jacob away from him. Edward/Jacob Yaoi!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Jacob
I Decide by Edward Cullen Wifey reviews
Edward left Bella alone and pregnant. Now he's back and Bella isn't the same person he left in Forks. She's angry and has an attitude.Will she let him in her life?Or their child's?Will she ever forgive him?Is there any hope for them to be a family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Reborn by nonymouse123 reviews
Edward is gone and Bella is left to pick up the pieces. But, instead of falling into despair, she gets mad, and decides to become the one thing Edward never wanted, a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dangerous by hersheycyndy reviews
Edward left Bella after her birthday and Bella goes into a deep depression after he leaves she never spent time with Jacob so when Laurent and Victoria come attack her and she gets turned an alliance starts that sets a dangerous plan in motion Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella
Bad Movie by Yaoifan101 reviews
Bella hears Jacob and Edward talking...and she gets the wrong idea edwardXjacob...sorta.its implied
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
JE Frozen Ecstacy by geekykeke reviews
Jacob and Edward spend a beautiful afternoon in the woods, but their relationship blackens in the heat of lust and betrayal. Intense, fiery romance wrapped in a lemony biscuit of sexy fetish. Graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Jacob
A new dog by Yaoifan101 reviews
Edward gets a dog for the family and Jacob gets jealous. Okay first Twilight fic be nice T to be safe EdwardXJacob yaoi Make sure to read the Epilogue
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Just Leave Me Alone by realistjoker reviews
On their first encounter it is love at first sight for Edward, but for Jacob he finds the person he despises. Can Edward convince Jacob that the two are meant for each other or will it all go up in smoke? E/J and Jared and Emmett slash, AU and AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,244 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Jacob
EDWARD'S BABY by paulineta reviews
EDWARD'S THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS FROM BD AND HIS NEW BABY.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Twilight Diaries by wellitsnotgoingtosuckitself reviews
an insight to the lives of our fave vamps and actors. Enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
The note by Dreaming Maya reviews
Edward finds a note addressed to him. Who is it from? JacobXEdward Jakeward Yaoi slash oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
I Can Make Your Blood Clot by Duck Life reviews
Parody of Young Money's "Bedrock". Edward's POV. Partially Bella's POV. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob Take Your Pants Off by Undead Priestess Shashaiti reviews
A song from Edward's point of view, to Jacob...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Suck by XxFleetingEmbracexX reviews
Hot day, yummy popsicle, and a turned on Jacob. Two-Shot Yaoi EdwardxJacob Lemon PWP x3
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Baying at a New Moon by DamnYouReality reviews
What if Bella was the vampire that got away and Edward was the empty, depressed human. He finds comfort in our favorite werewolf and falls head-over-heels for him. Edward/Jacob EdwardxJacob Jakeward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Edward's Hate Letters by Hockey-Girl32 reviews
Bella discovers the hate letters that Edward has written to various residents of Forks, but has never sent. What does Edward really think of Bella's friends, of her father? Hilarious and utterly out of control! E/B Contains bad language. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen's Facebook by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Conceding Defeat by WootYaoi reviews
“Edward, this is my unbearably gay best friend, Jacob, and he fixes cars. Jacob, this is my know-it-all biology partner, and he’s not interested.” Jacob/Edward. SLASH. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Emmett Cullen's Diary by It's a Wolf Thinga reviews
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen and Bella Swan if your Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Empty by kayleighlovesedward reviews
Set 80 years later. Edward left. Victoria changed Bella. Bella is angry at her former family, how will the reunion go, especially if Edwards moved on? I know this is done alot but give it a chance please! R&R :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes of the Heart by casabellax reviews
Something a little random, basically notes/text messages/instant messages between the beloved Twilight characters
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dark Air by LilMissKrissy reviews
Edward left. Bella Changes. Rebel Vampire/shape shifter. hates Cullens. suck at summarys please read! O. Stephanie Meyers owns everything. : PLEASE READ THO!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2009
Starved by ChanelBel7887 reviews
Bella Swan is only too aware of her unremarkable life. When she turns to anorexia trying to grasp hold of some control will Edward Cullen be able to save her? How will Bella react when she finds out Edward has been Keeping a secret of his own?BPOV,REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,463 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Deleted Scenes by asdsdsa reviews
Jake and Seth go to see a PG-13 movie, but Jacob decides to change the rating for himself. Slash, boyxboy, yaoi, JakexSeth Rated M for sex. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Cadaverous by Vantoase reviews
Jacob discovers dead body in his car, how was he to know the corpse would follow him to the end of his days. Jacob x Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob
HipHop and Rap Night by o v e r t h e l o v e reviews
The Cullens and Bella sing rap and rock songs. All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella
What he doesn’t know by You-knew-it reviews
What is it Carlisle doesn’t know? What is it Edward is keeping from him? Rated: M. NOT for strong language… that’s totally T, but for M reasons…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
Surprises come in all shapes and sizes by callmebirdie reviews
Edward and Jacob one-shot. lemon. yaoi. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU LIKE YAOI! I do not own Twilight. just copies of the books.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Intoxicating Aroma by All Tears Must Fall reviews
Jacob/Edward Jakeward JacobxEdward SLASH - Bella was fast asleep and Edward hears Jacob in the yard. One thing leads to another...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Edward Song by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Minor Breaking Dawn Spoilers. This is a parody of the Llama song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eager by Anberu Shiruru reviews
Edward comes home to a special...surprise. a jacob and edward lemon. yaoi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Fairy Tales by Leria reviews
A playful afternoon of love. **Warning: Lemon** Jacob x Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/11/2008
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The Fuckery That Is Bella's Life reviews
What happens when a broken-hearted Bella is changed by Victoria two days after Edward leaves her? A completely changed Bella is what happens. If you were not pleased with Bella running back to Edward in New Moon, then this is the story for you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,939 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Facebook and MsnTwilight Style! reviews
Edward is hungover? Jessica stanley is a lesbian? Tanya a stalker? And is Bella gangsta? Do you like what you're reading right now? Good, now click on my story and read it! AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010