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Joined 06-18-10, id: 2409924, Profile Updated: 12-09-11
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Tv Shows, 13, Heroes, House of Night, and Speed Racer: The Next Generation.

WAZ UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo-Hoo I got 9 stories out!!! Me and my BFF have busted out some good stories. My fav book series is "Percy Jackson And The Olympians". My fav manga is "Black Cat" and "Naruto". Also my fav video game is all of the "Halo" games and "Blue Dragon". And My all time fav movie is "Dodgeball" and "Happy Gilmore". Hey sorry about having a different movie everytime. I just plane out love movies! And Nigahiga is my fav on youtube! "Scrubs" is my fav show of all time! Everyone should watch it!!!!

And For Those who write comments. Try to be more polite. Get your point across more smoothly.

Everyone who is reading this should go on youtube right now and look up Eminem's "Sing For Moment". It is like the best song ever! Anyway I can not wait till my first report card cause that is when I finally get to play the Halo game. HALO REACH!!! Hey everyone reading any of my stories you gotta comment them so I know what is going right or wrong. Ok ya'll?

SO PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^


Skull Fire:

Torrance Cassandra Bagans:

William Eugene Solace:

Makayla Marie Martinez (Longer):

Leo Amancio Valdez:

My Favorite Characters (T.V./Books/Manga)

Sam Seaborne (West Wing)

C.J. Cregg (West Wing)

Toby Ziegler (West Wing)

Josh Lyman (West Wing)

Donna Moss (West Wing)

Jack McFarland (Will & Grace)

Karen Walker (Will & Grace)

Rosario Salazar (Will & Grace)

Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto)

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)

Train Heartnet (Black Cat)

Dr. Cox (Scrubs)

Jordan (Scrubs)

The Todd (Scrubs)

Carla (Scrubs)

Turk (Scrubs)

P.S. Check out my Best Friend's , Disneychic12, stories...

Favorite Quotes and Sayings:

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'

Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨(¸.•´ (¸.•´~ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you despise those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you despise backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on demand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite .

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

NEVER QUESTION MY LOGIC!! (seriously...don't)

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If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!!

If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list: Anthurak The Chaos Lord, Draco Kamikaze, Ninja Kat13

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), Sand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Draco Kamikaze (The perfect way to cut loose)Ninja Kat13(Just got PWNED!!!)

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we screwed up! But that sure was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this .shittttt!

can you blveiee tihs?

Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh i awlyas kenw i was strnage. =)

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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The Cat and The Fox by xKIABx reviews
As Train was sucked into a different world, what's going to happen to him? As for Naruto, who's the person falling out from the sky? What encounter will these two get? Read to find out!
Crossover - Black Cat & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Train H. - Complete
Naruto: A Warriors Crisis by Draco Kamikaze reviews
Naruto is transported to the world of the Olympians by the Kyuubi. Now, he must find his way home. But with the people there in trouble, he must make a choice; his new friends, or his home. Naruto/Percy Jackson and the Olympians crossover - Xover.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,100 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U.
It took a car crash to realize by liviekate reviews
One-shot! It takes a car crash for Annabeth to realize she loves Percy. Its very OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
the Moon's son and the son of the sea by Kyuubiforevr reviews
What is this strange dream Percy has? How does a blond ninja play in this? All questions reviled….Now! PxA TxN
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/26/2010
The Griffin Family move to Konoha! by RaDiCaLmE reviews
After another one of Peter's mishaps, the Griffin family moves to Konoha! Peter makes a great friendship with Naruto and becomes a genin,Brian is mistaken as Akamaru, Meg wants Sasuke to notice her, and Stewie partners with Orochimaru to destroy people!
Crossover - Family Guy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,808 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Peter G., Naruto U.
A Short Tale of Naruto by RaDiCaLmE
Sasuke is proud to be better at Naruto. Then there's a truth-there's one thing he's NOT better at...BEING NICE?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Cherry Blossoms and Lotus Petals by systematic honey reviews
New students, new teachers, new friends. Old students, old teachers, old rivalries…new romance? Love, Gossip, Angst, Nosebleeds, with a TWIST! Just your typical High School fic! NOT. Pairings inside. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005
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Race of Love I know corny reviews
Hey it's a crossover now sorry ya'll... Anyway it's about how X,Speed,Lucy, and my new OC Alexis go through the crazy life of a person from the Heroes tv show. So yea sorry again if you were reading before. Hope this goes over well.
Crossover - Heroes & Speed Racer: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - X R.
Skull Fire reviews
She was an outcast. That weird chick who lived in the shadow of her best friend. She never thought she would fall in love. Not until she met a certian demi-god. Leo/OC and Will/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010
Calla Lillies reviews
GHOST ADVENTURES- Zak and Calla, Calla and Zak. It was the way things were supposed to work. To bad it never did. Zak/OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011
Fox And Dog reviews
A cleaned up version of an old story of mine. A love story NOT LIKE TWILIGHT! where your favorite blonde heaed ninja and black haired demigod has a twin sister they share. Her name is Kinsey Uzumaki Jackson. And she meets a guy named Kiba Inuzuka...
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010
I am From Moments reviews
A POEM NOT A STORY! OK this is not a story but a poem but i dont know anywhere else to post it so i wanted to post it here anyway i just wanted to see what people outside my family think of it. Anyway write a comment please and thanks...
13 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011
Redneck Comedy reviews
BASED ON RON WHITE STANDUP! Gathering of Willance one shots. Don't know what that is? Read Skull Fire! Minor Ghost Adventures! Rated PG-14 for mild Suggestive Situations
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Will S.
My Heart Will Go On reviews
GHOST ADVENTURES- Nineteen years go by, and he never forgot her. She always had a place in his heart. When he visits London, will he be able to win her back after all the promises he broke? Zak/OC
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
New Campers reviews
A story where some new campers come to Camp Half-Blood. Then they meet the Jackson twins, Kinsey and Percy. And something really interesting happens. Read to find out more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
The Death Shall Be Thy Birth reviews
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010