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my name is sarah

im femal

You are fearfully and wonderfully made!” - Psalm 139

milky way galay planet earth united states state of Washington on the western side of the mountains

I LOVE THE RAIN AND LIGHTNING AND THUNDER

i love teddybears but dont judge i can have claws if you make me angry

my fav candy kitkat or peanut butter m&ms I LOVE KITKATS

fav icecream is chocolate and chocolate fudge brownie yum

my fav music is celtic woman and jars of clay along with mercy me and school of worship

im a poet and i hate headaches and writers block i love to draw sunsets

my mind is like lightning one brilliant flash then its gone

OH MY GOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY harry potter 7/31/2013 happy birthday harry your my hero

I see the moon the moon sees me under the shade of the old oak tree

please let the light that shines on me shine on the one I love Taken from I see the moon by : hctiB-notsoB

oh woe is me oh woe is me i used to have a hamster tree but it was eaten by a newt and now i have no cuddly fruit oh woe is me oh woe is me i used to have a hamster tree from letters to the order garenteed to keep you laughing i know i nearly died from laughing so much

in memory of Severus snape who died a griffendor but was a real jerk for the golden trio's hogwarts years and a real bastered in 5th year
without all the red and gold crap

in memory of dobby the house elf who was awesome and he deserved every second of freedom he got and even more

19 ways to wins a girls heart

1.hugs from behind

2.grab her hand when you walk together (NEVER make her do it)

3.when standing wrap your arms around her

4.cuddle with her

5.DONT MAKE HER DO ANYTHING

6.write little notes

7.complement her honestly

8.when you hug her hold her in your arms for as long as possible

9.be SUPER sweet to her

10.call her at night and wish her sweet dreams

11.comfort her when she cries

12.wipe away her tears

13.love her with all you heart

14.pick her up and flirt with her (she will scream put me down but really she loves it)

15.be a gentlemen (hold the door open for her)

16.DONT let your friends talk trash about her it'll get back to her & don't EVER act different in front of your friends then if it was just you and her

17.take her for long walks at night

18. when its cold always bring a blanket so you can comfort her and hold her

19.NEVER LIE TO HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because then she will think all you ever told her was a lie - even I love you

of all the things i've lost i miss my mind the most

i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every moment of it

you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you fall off a cliff im at the bottom ready to catch you

real girls aren't perfect perfect girls aren't real

life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

stupidity killed the cat curiosity was framed

i dont get the point of harry /ginny ginny looks like his mom its wrong just wrong h/hr all the way

if you think cedric shouldnt have died repost this

if santa a honest lawyer and a nice politian are in a room theres a cookie who gets the cookie . ...santa would the other two don't exsist

90 present of teens today would die if myspace had a system failure or was completely destroid repost this if your part of the 10% who would be laughing there head off or would have hacked the site

if you have ever read past 2 am post this on your profile

say hallaluya if you think this world has way to many damn sterio types i for one am SICK OF IT IT DOESNT MATTER just be your self we shouldnt judge at all because WE ARE NOT PERFECT please repost if you agree

friends comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you

best friends will go over to his house and kick his butt for hurting you

friends will abandon you if thats what the crowd is doing

best friends will kick the whole crowds butts for leaving you

friends would knock then come in

best friends come right in yelling im home

im so gangster i carry a squirt gun

the true soldier fights not because he hates whats in front of him but because he loves whats behind him -g.k chesterton

poetry is a way of taking life by the throat - robert frost

half the world is composed of people who have something to say but can't the other half has nothing to say and keeps saying it-robert frost

a teenage girl about 17 named diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as they shared events of the passed year . she ended up staying longer than planned

She lay on a bed of rose petals in the middle of a crowd. With eyes closed and hands folded across her breast, she drew no breath from the air arounHer skin that had been so rosy before now had the appearance of white ash.

The people that surrounded the woman wore black clothes, tear stained faces and looks of sadness; while the woman wore a white dress with pearls on her neck and a look on her face that said she was finally at peace.

Among those in black were the woman’s parents. Her mother’s sobs broke the silence that engulfed everyone else as her eyes stayed trained on her daughter’s now lifeless body. Her husband did nothing to comfort her as he stared numbly at his daughter trying to remember her in pigtailed youth instead of the woman that had fought so hard to live but could not. No parent should have to burry their child.

Next to the young woman’s parents stood a man with a child of two cradled in his arms. The young boy had his head nestled into the crook of his father’s neck, while looking at his mother wondering why she would not wake up. His fathers gaze was locked on the woman, his wife, wishing that she would take a breath and have the color return to her cheeks and have the will to fight the disease that had taken her from him, their son, her family and ultimately this world.

As the crowd of mourners began to disperse the woman’s son blew her a kiss goodbye not realizing that breast cancer would keep his mother from blowing a kiss back.

Copy this to your profile if you have lost someone to breast cancer.

Quotes

You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.Mark Twain

The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible. Mark Twain

Girls are NOT complicated. Seriously, how hard is it to say "You're pretty" and give us chocolate? Unknown

“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.” Dolly Parton

"Its not what you take when you leave this world behind you it's what you leave behind you when you go" Randy Travis

"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy" Billy Currington

you can never be sure with love. You just have to take your chances and hope it turns out well- unknown

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

"Zeus's master bolt," Chiron said, getting worked up now. "The symbol of his power, from which all other lightning bolts are patterned. The first weapon made by the Cyclopes

for the war against the Titans, the bolt that sheered the top off Mount Etna and hurled Kronos from his throne; the master bolt, which packs enough power to make mortal

hydrogen bombs look like firecrackers."

The demigods looked nervous except Percy who had been there done that and had the camp bead to prove it

"And it's missing?" this quote is from PJ LT http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8479907/12/Big-three-people-and-gods-read-the-books

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you think clowns are evil and will someday take over the world copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever been on one train of thought but got distracted for a few seconds and forgot what it was, copy and... what was i doing?

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

TO EVERY GUY

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

Put an X if you have done these things

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

XYou have run into a tree/bush.

XYou know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

XYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

XYou have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

XYou have caught yourself drooling.

x you have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

x You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

X You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand

xYou break a lot of things.

x Your friends know not to use big words around you.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

XYou have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayinin man... That was awsesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you were very, VERY, VERY angry when Danny phantom was cancelled

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

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things to do at wal-mart

Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the pairing harry/hermione copy and post this to your profile H/HR FOREVER!! :D

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile

If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile

Highlight the things that has happened to you

I have:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out- 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Fav color and fav animal): blue dolphine

Lines that Make You Smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles must, begin with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless DEAD.

24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

26. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

27. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

28. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you."

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly copy and paste this into your profile, because hey, not everything that is different, is bad

Imagine that you enter a parlor. You come late. When you arrive, others have long preceded you, and they are engaged in a heated discussion, a discussion too heated for them to pause and tell you exactly what it is about. In fact, the discussion had already begun long before any of them got there, so that no one present is qualified to retrace for you all the steps that had gone before. You listen for a while, until you decide that you have caught the tenor of the argument; then you put in your oar. Someone answers; you answer him; another comes to your defense; another aligns himself against you, to either the embarrassment or gratification of your opponent, depending upon the quality of your ally’s assistance. However, the discussion is interminable. The hour grows late, you must depart. And you depart, with the discussion still vigorously in progress. The Philosophy of Literary Form: Studies in Symbolic Action

A little interesting note (Official word count from Scholastic Inc except DH)

June 1997 Philosopher's Stone: 76,944 words

July 1998 Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 words

July 1999 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 words

July 2000 Goblet of Fire: 190,637 words

June 2003 Order of the Phoenix: 257,054 words

July 2005 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 words

July 2007 Deathly Hallows: 204,796 words

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black.

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing

But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

And this is how I remember Harry Potter, Wizardry World in daily life...

when people talk of time, I remember Hermione, the time-turner.

when people talk of wounds and scars, I remember Harry, his connection.

when I see flames, I remember Ron, his red hair.

when people talk of imprisonment, I remember Sirius Black, his time in Azkaban.

when people talk of death, I remember Lily and James, their love for Harry.

when people talk of killers, I remember ol' Volders, his evilness.

when people talk of gangs, I remember death-eaters, their mean-ness.

when people talk of bravery, I remember Moody, his protection.

when people talk of ferrets, I remember Draco, his after-math fear of ferrets.

when people talk of betrayal, I remember Peter, his way of selling the Potters.

When people talk of principles, I remember Percy, his prim-ness.

and lastly, when people ask me if I believe in magic...

I SAY YES!

everyday, whenever I get a chance to wish upon anything, I wish that...

I BECOME A WITCH!

I'm not old enough to go to Hogwarts yet. Because next year, I'll get my letter.

BECAUSE I'M A SCARY WITCH WHO GETS HER LETTERS!

and here are some of the quotes I made myself...

They say I'm annoying. I take it as a Compliment.

They say I'm mean. I say that I'm not, I'm EVIL!

They say I'm crazy. I say that better crazy and unique, than boring and normal like you.

Those who scorn us writers are just have no creativity.

People with no creativity have nothing.

I'm a nerd- deal with it.

STOP GLOBAL WARMING... it's melting my chocolate.

MY PLEDGE TO HP

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's James and Lily

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

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This is Bunny.

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IF YOU SAY POTTER IS BETTER THAN CULLEN, NO DOUBT, I THINK YOU ARE AWESOME, FELLOW POTTERHOLIC

You are human. It is paper. You will always win. this is for you if you think origami is hard!

I'm a Potterholic. If you aren't, I think you are stupid.

BOY: you hit like a girl. GIRL: and maybe you would too if you hit a little bit hard- nah, who am I kidding?

WIZARDS ARE SUPREME. YOU THINK NOT, THEN HERE...

AVADA KADAVRA!

Do you believe me now!? HUH!? HUH!? *pokes* oops, you're dead. Sorry!

I. Will. Kill. You. If. You. Sit. On. That. Box. If you read that with pauses in between, C&P!

Say that wizards are better than vampires or else I'll Avada Kadavra your bum off. NOW SAY IT!

Put this on your Profile.

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"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D

"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person prefectly"

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Hey, all you people who have survived Alice, Let me give you some great news...

Alice is on a Quest! her goal is to annoy different Harry Potter characters to the bursting point. First is Voldy, of course. Then I think I'll do the Marauders.

Keep tuned in my writing for Laughter until death! (or death by Alice...)

Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Ted Tonks,Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbadge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edgar Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,

Who died at the beginning,

To Remus and Dora,

Who will never know their son,

To Severus,

Who isn't actually all bad,-actually said Peter, but i still hate him.

To Dumbledore,

Who was as human as Harry,

To Sirius,

who was punished for what he didn't do

To the hundreds that died needlessly,

To the many that died 'for the greater good',

To these brave souls I raise my glass,

May they forever Rest In Peace... (from the profile of 14hp1 and An Artists Account)

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! (No, she didn't!)

She deserved everything she got and more. (She did not!)

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry's actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.(from athe profile of 14hp1 and An Artists Account)

Why did you have to die?

Why did you have to change the world with your murdering pen, Jo?

Why?

Normal girls slap, insane ones punch, kick, break bones, kill... you get my drift.

List ten Harry Potter Characters...

1. James Potter I

2. Lily Evans

3. Remus Lupin

4. Sirius Black

5. Tonks

6. Dumbledore

7. Aberforth

8. Albus Potter

9. Minerva McGonagall

10. Rita Skeeter

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Tonks and Rita? never, please, never

2) do you think 3 is hot?

Nah, but as a younger one he was nice...

3) what if 6 got 1 pregnant?

not happening, please Merlin...

4) do you recall any fics about 9?

Not really

5) would 7/2 make a good ship?

no, Merlin, what's wrong with you people?

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

sirius/ albus or sirius/ minerva? I'd say sirius/ minerva, because atleast it's not slash.

7) what if seven found 3 and 8 in a relationship?

either indifferent or freaked out...

8) make a summary for a 2/8 fic?

Lily is hurt, having fled from James. she goes to Hogwarts, and finds a depressed Slytherin Albus. comforting each other, they must pick up the pieces of their worlds.

9) Is there a 4/10 romance fluff fic?

with ships now, I wouldn't be surprised...

10) suggest a title for a 5/10 Hurt/ comfort fic.

Shattered Worlds? I dunno...

INSANITY QUIZ!

I have made up this Insanity Quiz. please copy/paste to your profile. answer with yes and no answers.

1) Have you ever taught a parrot, or attempted to, teach a parrot HP spells?

Yes

2) Have you ever had a staring contest with a Parrot/fish/snake?

yep. The parrot won.

3) do you believe in a difference of insanity and stupidity?

Yes

4) Do you mostly hate things because others think it's cool?

yes. there's vampires, werewolves, older Remus...

5) Do you like talking in british accents because no one can understand them?

yeah. i've got a great accent...

6) Do you decipher alot of stuff to mean that you are a witch?

yes. Duh. OBVIOUSLY!

7) have you ever wondered if there's wi-fi on the top of the Eiffel Tower?

i think there is. I wish so, so I can live there...yes

8) Are you in love with a character from harry Potter?

yes. But I'm not telling you who...

9) would you go whooping and cheering if Justinette Beaver (Justin Bieber, who is a complete girl), Robert Pattinson, and Taylor lauthner jumped off a cliff onto POINTY rocks?

HALLELUJAH!

10) Have you ever wondered weather it's cold in a luggage compartment?

yes. and i would know if those bloody boys didn't crowd around it so i couldn't stick my hand in!

RESULTS!

if you answered yes to 1-3 answers... You have to work on your insanity, you're too NORMAL!

If you answered yes to 4-7... you're okay, but you need to top, unless you prefer BALANCED!

If you answered yes to 8-10... Congrats, You are Certifiably INSANE!

I'M 8-10! ME IS INSANE!

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people then kill them.

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

"Fail with Honour rather than Succeed by Fraud" wow, that's deep.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?

How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If you can't beat them, confuse them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!

theres always a light at the end of a tunnel just pray its not a train!

take my advice i dont use it anyway

Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle!

What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

The road to success is always under construction

By the time you read this, you've already read it

The higher you are, the farther you fall... so keep yur job at burger king!

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

"Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks" XD

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments"

Old enough to know better, but to young not to care"

"Always give 100% percent at work...12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday" ;D

"Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a life time pass, Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine chose a poor man, Ariel spent her life on land. We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"

"Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge"

We know Kung Fu...And 20 other dangerous words

Girl 1 - "Heyyy! That's my EX-Boyfriend!" Girl 2 - "Relaaaaaax! I'm just recycling!"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Bad decisions make good stories.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prision bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never wound what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am elligable to boast about my intellegence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. (Get it, their smart and they know every insult in the book!)

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. (Seriously over-educated.)

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb

. 50 ways to annoy voldemort»reviews

she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 6-26-11 - Published: 2-28-11 - Voldemort & OC - Complete not my story but its halariouse

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stares at your mouth, kiss her When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you. When she ignores you, give her your attention When she pulls away, pull her back When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world, let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Guys aren't Worth your tears, and the one that is won't make you cry.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.


Random Poems By ME

As the sun rises, the moon must go.As the stars grow brighter, the terror grows.

Once Again Once the moon lies down its headOnce the stars can go to bed Once the sun brings new days lightOnce again I draw out of sight Once again the new day comesOnce the song of new days sung Once the moon comes out to shineOnce the sun is out of line Once the stars can come with me Once again I return to thee Once again I try to see Once again I can go with thee Once I see you face to faceOnce I know you cant escape Once I turn to you and seeOnce I know that you love meLaughter Fear is not what it should be,Not the side of harmony. Love is side to hate and fear,Love is short but still is here. Joy is hope, and love, and life,Joy is smart to have inside. Laughter, smiles, joy, and fun,Laughter brings smiles to everyone.

Flowers

Pink flowers , or a Red Red rose,The choice is hard but now I know. Red flowers, or a Pink Pink rose,Now I know not ether so. My choice is clear on white as snow. One rose I say with babies breath,One white as snow with no regrets.

Emotions

Hope, love, joy, and fear,Emotions sad and glad are here. Tell me this or that but still,Emotions still are here until. Laughter, smiles, joy, and fun,Anger, fear, and sadness done.

As the sun rises, the moon must go.

As the stars grow brighter, the terror grows.

Once Again

Once the moon lies down its head

Once the stars can go to bed

Once the sun brings new days light

Once again I draw out of sight

Once again the new day comes

Once the song of new days sung

Once the moon comes out to shine

Once the sun is out of line

Once the stars can come with me

Once again I return to thee

Once again I try to see

Once again I can go with thee

Once I see you face to face

Once I know you cant escape

Once I turn to you and see

Once I know that you love me

Laughter

Fear is not what it should be,

Not the side of harmony.

Love is side to hate and fear,

Love is short but still is here.

Joy is hope, and love, and life,

Joy is smart to have inside.

Laughter, smiles, joy, and fun,

Laughter brings smiles to everyone.

Flowers

Pink flowers , or a Red Red rose,

The choice is hard but now I know.

Red flowers, or a Pink Pink rose,

Now I know not ether so.

My choice is clear on white as snow.

One rose I say with babies breath,

One white as snow with no regrets.

Emotions

Hope, love, joy, and fear,

Emotions sad and glad are here.

Tell me this or that but still,

Emotions still are here until.

Laughter, smiles, joy, and fun,

Anger, fear, and sadness done.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "SNAP!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds bottoms that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed

The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.

'For God so loved the world he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world but to save the world through him.' -John 3:16-17.

'For it is by grace that you have been saved through faith, and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God, not by works, so that no one can boast.' Ephesians 2: 8-9

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

Fear cannot touch me. It can only taunt me, it cannot take me away, just tell me where to go. I can either follow, or stay in my bed. I can hold on to the things that I know. The dead stay dead, they cannot walk. The shadows are darkness. And darkness can’t talk.’- Almost Here

When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you


Text you.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!

Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy

Girl #2- I hate mytholagy

Girl #1- Do you like to learn?

Girl #2- Not really

Girl #1- Do you like school?

Girl #2- No.

Girl #1- Do you like to read?

Girl #2- Yes

Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus.

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

"First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane." -Bakura: Demons and Angels by Zyrx

O.o this totally creeped me out and I believe in stuff like this, bad enough, I already think something is my apartment already:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Come on, Harry, let's go on an adventure

Wow! You are handmade by God…that is amazing!

hi i love dolphins and wolves

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

VERY overdone... Read anyway?

You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor and wept over cedric . You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You wanted to kill Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a pack of waterballons: Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons. (So if i'm older than 8 i won't choke.)

The sorting hat says that I belong in hufflepuff!

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).

the sorting hat said i should go in all houses but i demanded hufflepuff cause there an awesome house and are very loyale not oh i love you one day hate you the next like the rest of hogwarts

I do love the Twilight Saga, but after reading Fanfic's, the books seem rather basic and boring to me now.

Hello people! :)

Just a warning, my updates may become more distant because I'm revising and studying for my exams and are sitting them in a few weeks. Please can people lay off the IM's about me updating! I have enough people cramming texts and work down my throat as it is! I come on here to relax...

Relax people, no get bombarded with messages threateneding bodily harm if I don't update immediately!

Anyway, that was my vent.

I do now have a blog though - h t t p : / / elementofmind . blogspot . com /

Of course without all the spaces. If any of you want updates about any of the stories just post something on there. I'll post my progress and you may realise why I'm taking so long with my writing...

xxxx

Strange and random things that made me laugh...

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything!

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Don't take life to serously, no one gets out alive anyway

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Something else that i laughed at :D

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

More funny things i found :D These aren't mine by the way XD

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy.

Even more stuff that made me think and laugh at the same time :D

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Funny !!

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'. It's funny how good memories always make you cry. It's funny how forever never seems to really last. It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past. It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down. It's funny how when you need someone they're never around. It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget. It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret. It's funny how ironic life turns out to be. But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

by Unknown

Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you are against all form's of animal abuse and don't agree with the Fur trade and cutting down forrests which are home to an indiginous or rare species post this on your page!!

If you are against cock fighting, dog fighting, hunting and mistreatment of Animals and think people who enjoy these sports are sick and cruel post this on your page!!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

i heard there was a secret cord that david played and it pleased the Lord

but you dont really care bout music do ya

it goes like this the 4th the 5th

the minor fall and the major lift

the baffled king composing hallelughya

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emo's, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1, narutoyaoifan(everyday for the last 3 months), Ryu Pendragon, CindyPanther (Everyday since I found fanfiction), JasperAlecLuver (Same as CindyPanther. Everyday since I found fanfiction),


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!


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Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Jasper: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Jasper: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Jasper: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Jasper: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Jasper: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Jasper: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Jasper: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Jasper runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


If you suffer any of these paste them on your profile!:-

FMDSS is Future Mrs Damon Salvatore Syndrome

TVDTSF is The Vampire Diaries Teams Shouldn't Fight

ILDAIKI is I Love Damon And I Know It

If you were going to cry when Damon almost died in Season 1 Finale Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome

MTISWDS is My Tv Is Sad Without Damon Syndrome


Hush, little sister

Please don't cry

I wish I could be there

To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms

Bloodied and bruised

That's strange, little sister

Mine were like that too

I know you scream

When Daddy's there

Hush, little sister

I know you're scared

I can see the way

He's hurting you

I'm sorry, little sister

He did that to me too

I know that people

Ignore what's going on at home

That makes me angry, little sister

You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister

You wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister

But people should care

You see, little sister

One day Daddy got high

You were asleep in your crib

So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me

And smashed my head against the door

While you slept, little sister

I died on the floor

You know, little sister

I don't think that I would have died

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister

Daddy's coming home

Quick, get into bed

You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister

He's in a bad mood

Run while you can

Uh oh little sister

He's lifting his belt

Scream while you can, little sister

Call for help

Hush little sister

You don't need to cry

No one can hurt you

You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.


I have a sudden feeling to say something random.

Thumbs up if you like the Cookie Monster!

Om nom nom nom!

Elmo rocks too!


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread


At least 90% of humans would not run down the halls of School screaming 'OH MY JASHIN! JASPER IS COMING!' because you gave yourself a papercut on your finger. If you are part of the 10% who would (and I love you if you would) copy & paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: AkatsukiAngel1, macymay201, JasperAlecLuver


Team Jasper- He can snap at me anytime

Team Emmett- He's my big teddy bear!

Team Jasper- "the one who looks like he's in pain"

Team Emmett- I'd fall a million times to get a laugh outta him

Team Jasper- He knows how I fell.

Team Emmett- He's my "Monkey Man"

Team Jasper and Emmett- Because Edward doesn't have what it takes to bite me


"Fall again Bella?"- Emmett Cullen

"You are worth it."- Jasper Whitlock Hale

"Let me dance with my little sister. This might be my last time to make her blush."- Emmett

"You're monopolising the bride."- Emmett


Sod that, I'm moving to Forks.

Bog off. Team Jasper always wins.

What's the only thing scarier than a rabid fangirl? A crowd of rabid fangirls.

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Forks is real people. Accept it.

Navel Officer Brittany of Jasper Whitlock's new Born Army Troop number 0001

I'm betting on Alice, unless she leaves Jasper. Then I'm betting I get Jasper.

Bella picks Edward. Rose saves Emmett.. Alice, nope she doesn't deserve Jasper. Hince the reason I'm taking him instead.

Summitt Entertainment: You mean to tell me that JACKSON RATHBONE could have been Edward but instead you let some ingnoramice director cast Robpattz bcuz he and Kstew can make out on a bed? Way to throw my love for Edward down the drain more.

Jackson Rathbone: The real Edward Cullen

Kellan Lutz: Yeah, he can be Carlile in the Twilight remakes, but untill then I'll take him as my own personal Emmett who is required to hug me everyday and tell me he loves me.

You say Jackson I say Edward! Jackson! Edward! Jackson! Edward! Why can't my dreams be recognized!

Soooo Alice told me if I stood here long enough Jasper would fall from the sky, cover me with kisses, and then marry me.. I've been waiting since the movie version of Twilight came out.. Where is he?

Edward Cullen: Obssesive, overcontroling, vampire stalker or loving boyfriend? You decide.

You see children, Cedric didn't die, he simple ran to Forks, Washington, convienced Carlisle Cullen to turn him into a vampire, and changed his name to Edward Cullen. Don't believe me? Read/Watch Twilight.

Rose isn't you're angel Emmett! I am!

Jasper and I got into a tickle fight! I let him win because I wanted those kisses Emmett promised the loser!

Edward told me he could read my thoughts, so I let him have a piece of my mind, "you iagnoramice! you left bella and let her fall for a dog then decided, "oh boy I'm gonna kill myself! In Italy!" Idiot.. Although, I do give you mad props for deciding on Italy and the Volturi."

Can you say Edward? (screams: Jackson Rathbone!)

I had a dream. Jackson Rathbone was Edward and I was Bella; then I woke up.. I wish I didn't.

I had a dream about Edward, luckily I woke up and realized Jasper was the one I should dream about.

If only Jake was a vampire.. Then he'd be perfect. Oh wait, perfection already exsist and his name is NOT Edward Anthony Mason Cullen. It's Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit in a corner all by himself and still make everyone feel jealous.


Because I'm the weird kid, and always will be.

Because I never give up on dreams.

Because I have an over active imagination.

Because I want to be different.

Because I'm a fangirl.

Because I dance like I can when I can't.

Because I'm in love with Jackson Rathbone/ Jasper Whitlock.

Because I wish I were an amazing author.

Because I'm religous.

Because I like Spanish love poetry.

Because I'm a romantic.

Because I love British Accents.

Because I read.

Because I'm a fanpire.

Because I invented the word "bitchwolf" to describe Leah.

Because I never said you had to like me.

Because I like the Spanish language.

Because I play the piano, the flute, and sing.

Because I love English.

Because I love love.

Because I write.

Because this is who I am.


"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!"

"Caaallm down."

"How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!"

"Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

Brunette: HIDE! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!

Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*

Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING! (Hehe, no offense to you Blondes out there)

Don't you hate it when you're texting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face?

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean.." she whispers, "..I would do ANYTHING!!" He returns her gaze. "Anything??" "Yes,.. Anything!" She says. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you.. study??"

A good friend would go to the drug store to buy you a pregnancy test but a best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student: "Have you graded my test?" Teacher: "No, I have other student's stuff to grade" Student: "I have other teacher's homework to do"

"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward"...thank god she pointed it out to us, we'd never have known...

Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.

No wonder Rebbecca Black didn't take the bus.. with all the seating options she would of had a f*king panic attack..

Teacher: "I'm calling your parents!"

Elementary Student: NOOOOOO,"I'll be good!"

Middle School Student: "Pshhh,whatever!"

High School Student: "Hahaha tell my mom I said Hi!" :P

Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream..
Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone..

Travis McCoy's is a Billionaire..

While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.

"You're kid'll have days, days that used to at some point, in that vacation of his only came every million days when the wind was just right and you were real lucky. Days that were so, so blessed because of something we take for granted" Ares said shakily, "Because on these days… nobody died at all. On these days everybody lived"

"I don't understand" I whispered, wishing almost that Ares would stop, that Ares would become the loud violent man we knew and expected.

"Kid's been places, places you don't come back from not broken. Places that no matter how much or far you run, no matter how long you spend thinking you escaped… you don't ever come back from" Ares sat down and crosses his legs. This was clearly all he was going to say on the matter

A small part of my brain cheered. Welcome back, time to lock and load ba-by. Bigger than that, it was time to put on a show… without being noticed at all. If I was lucky, dear Goddess let me be lucky.

this next one is for ALL people who support your country's troops

you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we knoe we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we dont get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when you baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you dont copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how concieted you relly are.

copy and paste this if you support yous country's (or any country's) troops.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"

98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile

He going to do the right and noble thing" Hades sighed. Everyone looked at him strange.

"I get where he is going" Zeus said.

"If it one thing I learned from my nephew is that he terribly loyal and he sacrifice everything from family. He so much like Poseidon he would jump off a cliff to save his family" Zeus and Hades explained. Poseidon smiled.

"No, if you two won't jump off cliff I won't jump after you" Poseidon said. His brothers stared at him. In a way of saying " I was going jump with you if you fell but now no."

You let me finish "I go to the bottom of the cliff to catch you and tell you who wrong it is to be suicidal" the three brothers smiled at each other. Hestia was smiling this was true family.

"You can be sure that the American spirit will prevail over this tragedy." --Colin Powell


"...And standing here in the heartland of America, we say in one voice:
We will not give in to terrorists; We will not rest until they are found and defeated; We will win this struggle: not for glory, nor wealth, nor power, but for justice, for freedom, and for peace; So help us God." --Tom Harkin

"Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. America was targeted for attack because we are the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining." --President George W. Bush

"The future does not belong to the faint-hearted, it belongs to the brave." --President Ronald Reagan

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Forlorn Ocean by Illusionist Owl reviews
AU The last thing Nico di Angelo remembered before blacking out, was lying on the beach barely conscious from a monster attack, the pain and a pair of wide innocent sea-green eyes staring at him. ((DISCONTINUED/REVISED STORY POSTED))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,049 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
I'm A Mutant by Vanessa Cullen 17 reviews
This is a Twilight crossover with the X-Men. Bella is a mutant. She still lives in Forks, Washington. But has many secrets. She hasnt even told her vampire lover anything. She is scared that they will believe she is a freak. But soon her secrets come out.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Bella
The Breaking Point by Linkforever125 reviews
America tries to stay strong for the other countries, but stress from the job at hand and painful memories from his past keep him from being the Hero. Now, as his past comes back to haunt him and his world begins to crumble around him because of the war with Russia, America starts to give up. How can he cope with himself and how can the other nations help? Rated T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/6/2012 - England/Britain, America, Russia, Poland
A North American Hurricane by Ashynarr reviews
In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of Hetalia Kink Meme oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now includes non-LJ drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 86,080 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - America, Canada
Prince of Olympus by SiriuslyScarredforLife reviews
A chance encounter between Apollo and a young Percy changes the course of fate. Percy just wants someone to help him navigate the current nightmare that is his life. Apollo had only wanted to help but he's inevitably drawn into the thick of things. He hadn't expected to come out of the conflict with a new ward and a new maturity. (On temporary hiatus)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Percy J., Apollo
There's Always A Catch by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
The Enchantress always did bite off more than she could chew. This time after being defeated by the Avengers she has one last parting shot; make them watch movies about their lives to try and break up the group. It doesn't really go her way. Fem!Tony, Male!Pepper, Watching Avengers Assemble, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor & Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 269,606 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
We Stand United by EmmyR reviews
Harry brought back Pettigrew at the end of the Third Task, changing the course of the war. With his godfather by his side, he learns the importance of having allies during turbulent times, even if they are unexpected. How will the Wizarding world react to this new, proactive Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 382,992 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Secrets From America by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Things you probably didn't know about the good old US of A from history to culture. One-Shots and more. Rated T for Tony the alien and controversy. Because nothing is only skin deep with personifications...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America
The Return: Percy Jackson and the Control of Fate by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Sequel to Troubles with a bite,With a war among primordials brewing, the fates are concerned, they need to find a way to stop this before it starts, and they only can think of one hero that can help, Percy Jackson. Unfortunately for Percy even as he is he isn't strong enough and will have to become a pawn before he can become a king. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,765 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Percy J.
The Yule Ball: The Remake by Rihaan reviews
On the day of the announcement, Harry decided to ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. After that small, almost insignificant act, Hogwarts as we knew it fell apart. A classic, revisited seven years later. A Patreon-powered sequel in the works.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,944 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The United States of Nothing by Calamitatum reviews
"After all this time—all these years—you're the one who finally put it all together." The Confederate States of America smiled, teeth gleaming, eyes predatory. "And it only took you one-hundred and fifty-one years."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,224 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/24/2012 - America, Russia, Canada
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry grew up in the Muggle world brought up by a nanny his parents hired. He's only seen his parents a few times and he knows they are ashamed of him. They move him further away to Forks. His siblings find out about him, and they are furious with their parents. Will they lose their remaining children? Harry learns what its like to love and have a family with the Cullen's E/H SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 172,381 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 11/20/2011
The Founders Return by GoldenKeeper2567 reviews
Harry, Neville, Luna and Hermione are getting ready for a fight of a lifetime. The Real Prophecy, more than one forces to face, tutors of anything you can imagine, family reunions and lies are just a few of the things the foursome will face. Selected Weasley and Dumbledork bashing. Adopted by the one and only MissBecca! (poll up on profile, check it out) Pairings, H/Hr, N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Luna L., Neville L.]
Bella's Secret by Contradictation reviews
Bella's has a secret that she never told the Cullens. What if she was adopted by Charlie and Renee. Who is her Real Parents, and why is Bella avoiding the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Demetri - Complete
Be Happy by morbidbookworm reviews
A series of random, mostly unconnected oneshots set in canon-verse, most of which are happy and amusing. All canon couples, (and Solangelo totally counts as canon). Some Leyna in chapters 4, 14, 17 and 27 which were written before BOO. Also a few minor character non canon couples that in no way interfere with the canon couples.T for swearing and some other stuff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 54,379 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Sea's Daughter: The Sea of Monsters by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda has survived a lot in her short life, including giant snakes, horrible relatives, and a madman out for her blood. But now, after her first adventure as a demigod, she faces one of her toughest challenges yet. Can she juggle everything and still help her brother save their cousins tree and the camp?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Hades
Pokemon: The Ultimate Tale by VinceGrey21 reviews
This is a rewrite of the pokemon franchise. Ash is smart, calm, and trains his pokemon right. He wakes up on time and gets a proper starter. Professor Oak also gives him a mysterious egg as a gift: Discontinued—read my new story, Essence, under the username vincentgrey21
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,640 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,192 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 6,569 - Follows: 7,143 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Childs Play by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,015 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, Prussia, Germany
When One Heart isn't Enough by KESwriter reviews
Thirty-one years ago Martha, Jack, and River witnessed the Master force the Doctor into rapid regeneration while strapped to a machine that removed his Time Lord DNA. When a former BAU agent gives her recently heartbroken colleague a curious time piece, nothing is ever the same again.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Jack H., Martha J., River Song/Melody P. III, S. Reid
A Phoenix's Song by Blood Demon Alchemist reviews
Harry just wanted to know what was going on and get away from his relatives. He didn't expect a stranger to show up. Who is he, and why can he use magic on muggles without getting into trouble? Yugi Muto and his friends just went to find something ins a shady pub in London. They didn't expect to run into one of their own. Now, a new Prophecy has ruined their calm. What now?ONHOLD!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,589 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Harry P., OC] [Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.]
A True Master by Ferdawg reviews
Ash is a new and smarter kid when he starts his journey. He has befriended and raised a rare legendary Pokémon who goes with him on his journey.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,461 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, OC
Gods and Demigods read Altered Destinies by DemonicChihuahua reviews
The heroes from Altered Destinies, written by Anaklusmos14, are sent back in time to read about their adventures, namely Percy. The son of Hades and his friends and family read Altered Destinies, I recommend reading Anaklusmos14's stories because they are really good. I do not own Altered Destinies or the characters. There are a few profanity, but most of the time it is tame.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,046 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 6/3/2013
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,269 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Man Without a Hearth by CourtingTheMoon reviews
Hopeless and on the streets, a distraught Percy Jackson has not been seen for years, but now there is one person that needs him more than ever and she needs him now. Who will find the hero of heroes? Who will fix him? Can it get any better? Remember, hope always survives best at the hearth, but what if you don't have a hearth to come home to?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,236 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Percy J., Hestia]
Hetanimals by cowspot reviews
When attending the world meetings, it seems that a few nations don't turn up. This seems normal; but in reality, they were turned into their national animals! Contains adult themes/language, crack, extremely stupid. This fanfiction should not be viewed by anyone. ((EDIT: I wrote this in 2012, so it's... it's written by a 2012 weaboo. You've been warned, disregard the emojis.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 5/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, South Korea
Honey I shrunk the twins! by silverheartlugia2000 reviews
The North America twins were visiting England one day when he got into an explosive argument with his brother. The results are somewhat... adorable. ACE family! Now with France! New cover image was a gift from Xstubbornglaceon on DA!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 9,672 - Follows: 11,638 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Messing with the Fates by DrowningDemons reviews
/Rewritten/HP/DG- Harry goes to the zoo with the Dursleys but meets a certain Sarah Laclaer, who knew Harry's parents. With the help of his new friends and training, can Harry defeat Voldy? Dumbles/Molly/Ginny/Ron Bashing / OC/SB - OTHER PAIRINGS DIFFERENT SORTINGS Lots of twists and adventures Still the same plot line kinda / Review! ty c:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Sirius B., OC]
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Burning A Candle by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raven burns a candle to honor her father or rather the man he had once been. One Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Raven, Trigon - Complete
No Longer a Secret by Musingsage reviews
America's kept a secret for over two hundred years. To bad some emotional distress causes it to come out unintentionally. Implied Ameripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
For a Father's Love by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. A ghost from Hotchner's past is back, and he's determined to take everyone Hotch loves.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Journey of the Champion by TheMythWriter reviews
When Ash saved and befriended an infant Dratini that was larger than it should be, the future of the world changed along with the fate of the Chosen One. Ash is a better trainers, and the whole Pokeverse has been updated with more difficult challenges. Smart Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Charizard/Lizardon, Dragonite/Kairyu
Slow Down A New Beginning by Luna Cat Shadow reviews
What if Delia Ketchum was actually a responsible parent and didn't let Ash leave home with only a disobedient Pikachu as his only companion?  What if he was forced to stay at home and learn to connect with his Pokemon before she would let him leave?  Could a headstrong kid benefit from the lesson of learning to slow down and do things right? Co-Writter and beta CerberusLabrat
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,258 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Reid's Timelord Family by MusicalRenegade16 reviews
When Reid calls in sick, the team is concerned, as it's so unlike him. When they check in on him however, they find something shocking, his wife. The one he took the day off to nurse back to health. But she stays sick. What's going on?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] S. Reid
Broken by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
One night Remy went into town to visit with his friend, Spencer. The next day Remy's condo was found torn apart. Now, one year later, the two show up at the mansion. What's happened to them? Where have they been? Prompt - shattered shields. One shot, right now.
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid] - Complete
Dancing Timelords In The BAU by MusicalRenegade16 reviews
The BAU is chosen to have one of their own compete in dancing with the stars. only this time, the contestants get to choose their partners, and they dancers are then assigned to the pair. When Reid's name get's drawn, he chooses his wife, River Song, as his partner. will they win? Will Derek ever get over the shock? Who knows... Read to find out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] S. Reid
Reid is WHAT! by MusicalRenegade16 reviews
The BAU gang and the SVU gang are about to find out something huge and shocking. When they work a case together, they learn that ADA (changed it) Miranda Pond and Dr. Spencer Reid are actually MARRIED. And ALIENS. they're going to need some aspirin after this. Reid is the Doctor, 'Miranda' is River/Melody!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,696 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] S. Reid
London Roots by Black Phantom Murder reviews
The night the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley, Harry unlocks his memorys as London, son of England. Look out Voldy because you have just royaly pissed off the world! Takes place in 5th year. ON A LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,632 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., England/Britain
HP: Child of the Phoenix by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Harry completely gave up on everything. With nothing to live for, he fought his way to the Department of Mysteries. Standing before the Veil, he gave a Final Declaration to the entirety of Magical Britainnia and stepped through the Veil, where he found himself to not be as dead as he thought he would be and found his family.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 770 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops] [Harry P., Katherine P./Shadowcat]
The Dragon Slayers by Terry Gibbs reviews
AU The BAU are called to Las Vegas by the U.S. Marshals Service when a fugitive is suspected of having molested and murdered several children in Las Vegas. KidficReid. Will feature both Gideon and Rossi, because I can't decide who I like better.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,817 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [D. Morgan, E. Prentiss] S. Reid, OC
The True Champion by Wolverinejoe reviews
It's been five years since Ash Ketchum began his latest journey. Alone. It's been years since anyone's even seen him. Now, during the Pokémon World Tournament, a mysterious, hooded man appears to claim the title he's dreamt about all these years.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,769 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Blind Magic by Keeper of the Shadowed Roses reviews
Yugi Muto has been blind his whole life and doesn't believe he is anything special. That is until a group of new students come along and show him that he is special more than he ever knew. But evil has come out from the shadows and want to assure that Yugi won't unlock his true powers will it be too late or will the yugioh gang save the day.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Guardians by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
Two men who have never met before suddenly find their lives and souls bound together by unbreakable ties. What is it that's bound them and what's going to happen to their lives now? SLASH Spencer/Remy
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,846 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Doctors in Space by TheMysteriousGeek2345 reviews
Rewritten summary: Dr Spencer Reid meets the 12th Doctor and his companion one night after a case. They invite him to travel with him. This is the story detailing Dr Spencer Reid's adventures in the TARDIS. Edit: A new cover, designed by me on Draw Something 2. :)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - OC, S. Reid, OC - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel (not yet up)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 3,290 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
A Boy Who Will by E.G. Potter reviews
I always knew that I'd fall for the boy who fulfilled the list my mum and I established when I was young. I just never knew it would be my best friend. Full title: "I Will Fall For the Boy Who Will..." HHr. Slightly written in a drabble style. T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reading the Last Olympian by Percabethgirl2645 reviews
Percy and friends read the Last Olympian. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,708 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Captain and America by thechildofstorms reviews
For Independence Day and for our Troops. When the Avengers and other heroes are invited to a Fourth of July Banquet at the White House, they never would have suspected to meet someone from the Captain's past. Fem!Us. Now a series of one shots.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
rossi's return by CelticLairdess reviews
Going back to David Rossi's return to the BAU. but just why is Dr Spencer Reid so furious about it. slightly AU and with a slash pairing in the story, but not main storyline.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi, S. Reid
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by charmedbaby21894 reviews
What if Harry has been manipulated all his life to be what he is today? In order to take hold of his destiny, Harry must first harness the power he knows not. He must also find out who are truly his friends and who wishes to do him harm. Along the way, more friendships are forged than he ever thought possible. HHr, NL, Weasley/Dumbledore bashing. Starts in mid-July after OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
When Future and Past Clash by LiveLaughLoveTogether13 reviews
The time is C1378 BCE at Olympus, Ancient Greece in other words. What happens when the Heroes of Old, and The Heroes of New come together to read the Percy Jackson Series. Percabeth. R & R please! Rated T for minor swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,865 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Doctor Reid is Doctor Who by LoverNcisCriminalminds reviews
I got bored and this idea has been in my mind for some time. Tell me what you think. Spencer has many secrets and the main one is he is not who he says he is.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014
Sun Rise by Dragons-Twilight1992 reviews
What if Paul was the one the found Bella in the beginning of New Moon? What if Paul imprinted on Bella? What if Bella asked him to take her far away from Forks? What if they return 8 years later for a family emergancy? Where have they been hiding all these years? Why did they leave all of Forks and La Push to believe their dead? Will they leave them again or will they stay?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,455 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - [Bella, Paul] [Edward, Leah]
Spiritual America by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Flying Mint bunny has an idea of pranking America. Except when he finds out that America can see him and will stop at nothing to make England see that America can use magic as well! However, it changes drastically when the Magic trio is bent after America to join their group! Of course, this means war! Rated T for language. Rated Awesome for Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Heaven sent by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione passed through heaven recieving judgement on her life and was found to have been a failure. given the chance to put right her mistakes she chose to return. I know this is not much of a summary but to much can spoil the tale. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,247 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Remind Me Again by SailorChibi reviews
Yuugi thought everything would be okay after Yami left. But then he woke up one morning and found out that no one except for the 3 hikaris remembers the Millennium Items. It's like they never existed. Now Yuugi's been committed, Ryou is being hunted, and Malik is seeing shadows everywhere. Nothing is what it seems when the past literally comes back to get you. YxY, RxB, MxM, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,802 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Belarus's Guide to Marrying an American by liondancer17 reviews
In which Belarus tries 100 ways to marry America, but she didn't count on one thing-he doesn't think she's serious. And he finds himself wishing she was. AmeBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - America, Belarus
A Kitten's Penpal by yamiyugi23 reviews
During the summer holidays Harry had never found himself so thankful for having to do Dudley's homework but what will Harry do when doing Dudley's homework leads him to find his Soul Mate at Hogwarts? Yaoi, crossdressing, threesomes, character bashing and more, written for camp nanowrimo and several other challenges. Completed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,169 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M., Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Hidden Beneath the Floorboards by typerventilating reviews
COMPLETE REWRITE: Bella's life had always been a bit simple, that is until her move to Chicago where she finds a journal and begins to write in it. Only to find that it's a way to communicate with the dead boy of her dreams, Edward Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,645 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by flch1cks123 reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,274 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
The Wrath of Hermione Granger by PrankingRulez123 reviews
Hermione loves her brother she really does but Harry James Potter is going to be the death of her someday. Harry just wants to annoy his sister and the avengers well they just want to escape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hestia's Champion by ButterfliesLikeTooFly reviews
Annabeth kills Percy's family, with heart-broken Percy wish to die but to only be save by the hearth. 6 years latter the 2 Titans war is coming. Who will be in the 7? Will Percy take part or will he not? Will Annabeth still haunted him? Will he ever find love again? Paring; Percy/Artemis and more if you wish. Read on!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Artemis, Hestia
Tales of Hedwig's Owlet by PenAndInkPrincess reviews
It isn't easy for a single owl mother raising her owlet on her own. Especially when that owlet is the Boy-Who-Lived. This is a collection of Hedwig's stories in her venture of raising Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Hedwig, Harry P.
The Wraith of Hogwarts by Teddylonglong reviews
One evening, Arabella Figg requests help from Hogwarts for a five-year-old Harry Potter, who can neither be seen nor heard by anyone. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts, mentioning of abuse!Durleys
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M.
The Forgotten by SilentRanger777 reviews
We are the forgotten. There was no place for us at Camp Half-Blood, so we struck out on our own, we have become one of the strongest fighting forces in existence. We are the forgotten
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Calypso, Hestia - Complete
Violet by xB2UTY reviews
And then, Severus found himself unable to breathe. There she was, a petite first year with long tresses of red hair and green-green eyes. But, that was impossible, wasn't it? AU, George/fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - George W., Harry P.
Under Men's Clothing by XenaDog reviews
Every nation has their secrets, however, two in particular have managed to keep something hidden throughout history. Chaos ensures when more and more countries find out the truth. Genderbending, Fem!America and Fem!Italy. Pairings: Heterosexual GerIta and Ameripan. Filled with General Humor, Sibling Fluff, Random Plot Twists, and a moderate sprinkling of Romantic Fluff throughout.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,313 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Japan, America]
The Brother by starlight.moon.princess reviews
The joint case they're working is the last thing that's on the teams' minds when the discover the surprising relationship between two of their members. Slight AU
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Tony D., S. Reid - Complete
Evocative by HecateA reviews
Maybe it'll just always be too soon for them to hear or register certain things. Oneshot. Trigger warning for metal disorders.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Percy J., Achelous, Esther, Mithras - Complete
Fearless by HecateA reviews
In which the fear gods are in for a rude awakening. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phobos, Deimos - Complete
Sweet Whispers of Tomorrow by Mah'alleinir reviews
Sequel to When now isn't enough, after Tony gets back to his own time, and he has to try to get Steve to fall in love with him again. Slightly Au(Pre-IM3), rated T mostly for language right now, might change later.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,914 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Crochet and Family by yamiyugi23 reviews
By giving Harry an unwanted birthday present out of what he thought was spite Dudley Dursley did not realize what he had done but his parents soon realized and decided to take advantage of their freak of a nephews abilities. Or they will until 2 certain Tiger Demon's show up. Warnings: AU, abusedHarry, nonhuman & disabled Harry, Harry can Crochet, character bashing, OC's. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,290 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Reading Poseidon's Secret Son by Kat A. Coop reviews
14 Demigods end up flashed to Olympus. No one knows who the Demigods are and one has been reverted to a previous state. What's going on? Credit belongs to Rick Riordan , J.K. Rowling , and percyjacksonfan135!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
If I Die Young by liondancer17 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
Wanderings with Werewolves by LuxaLucifer reviews
Harry is entering his second year at Hogwarts, prompting Dumbledore to find a suitable replacement for Quirrell...and when the only applicant is Gilderoy Lockhart, he decides to do something about it. So, of course, he contacts the only person he can think of: Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Ash's Journey, A New Outlook by Someguyfromthe1600s reviews
AU.Ash instead of being a bumbling idiot, is actually smart, and motivated. He knows what a novice trainer should know, does what a novice trainer should do, and decides to take the Pokemon world by storm. Pairings undecided
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,298 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief Annabeth by Psycho.Kitty.EtonMess reviews
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief - Annabeth's view.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,715 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Electric Master Ash by The Demon Lord of Hell reviews
A story staging what would happen if Ash wanted to be a trainer specializing in electric type pokemon and met Pikachu as a Pichu when he was 8. What if he fully evolved Pichu into Raichu prior to his journey?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Reading the Forgotten Daughter by Tanker0923 reviews
The fates decide to answer Percy's question and show Percy how one Hero can make all the difference. Story belongs to Perseisa Jackson and all copyrighted works belong to their registered owners.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,367 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013
The fate in our hands by Shadow Priesstes reviews
It was the usual meeiting between the gods when a note appears from the Fates giving the Gods and two groups of demigods the chance to not only change they future, but to also learn what it means to be family. Will trust overpower old rivalries and hurts while reading about what will come ahead of them all or will everyting stay the same...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 284,436 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012
Percy's a god! by Percyjpwns reviews
I know this starts the same as my other story but it will change I promise. If you favourite or follow pls review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Percy J., Hestia
Hestia Ponders by tonksfan94 reviews
Just a little drabble focused around Hestia's thoughts during the Last Olympian. Details inside...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Poseidon, Hestia] Percy J. - Complete
It Takes Two to Raise a Family by aqua-dragon28 reviews
The Dex Holders have faced many challenges; from contests to gym leaders to defeating evil organizations. But now they're faced with a challenge they never expected. Parenthood. Shippings: Mangaquest, Frantic, Oldrival, Special, possible Viridian.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,545 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009
It has to be a trend by Epic Hero Laugh reviews
The most awesome case of deja-vu ever leads to a discovery of epic proportions. And how could Prussia not help the little gender-confused American? Honestly England, Hungary and America have more in common than you thought... Fem!America hiding her gender throughout history. Lots of bro moments and laugh attacks. Rated for a bit o' bad language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,523 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - America
Lina Potter by FireRubyRPG9898 reviews
Lina Potter, Fem!Harry. Have you ever wondered what would hapin if James and Lily didn't die but was staged by Dumbledore? What if it was all a ruse he was the one who was really be hind torturing Neville's parent's? Evil!Dumbledore/Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Molly Dark!Voldy Fem!Harry! Fem!Harryx you have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Harry P.
Children of the Sea by Nightfury78 reviews
Percy is abused and left near death by Gabe at eight years old. He is found by his godly family. Covers the lightning TLT from the PJATO. Might stray a bit from canon. Replaces The Brothers of the Sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Percy J., Hestia, Poseidon
Reading the Lightning thief by bubble-gum46 reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are thrown into the past to read the lightning thief. I'm not sure if this has been done allot. Fem Percy and Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Faded Past, Renewed Future by blueper reviews
As the world turns our memories grow. Percy Jackson has had all his memories stripped from him. If the past defines you then what is he now? Will he have to start anew or will his past catch up to him and make him remember? A slightly different take on Percy losing his memories before Camp Jupiter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
A Godfather's Bond by arwenraven reviews
Ancient family magic was used to create a bond between Sirius Black and his godson Harry Potter. When Harry's pain and fear break through the magic surrounding Azkaban Sirius knows what he must do to help his young godson. Child Harry fic at beginning, father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Removed From Society by Inspiration On A Stick reviews
AU- After WWII, it became a law among that gods that any child of the Big Three was to be killed; no exceptions. Percy Jackson is one of four children to escape the wrath of Olympus and learn of a prophecy that forecloses the destruction of Olympus. He and his small band of children of the Big Three are forced to make a decision that could alter the state of the entire world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,384 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Nico A., Bianca A.
Semper Fidelis by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
It takes a while for Percy to finally realize that there's really no point in keeping secrets from Annabeth anymore.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Siblings by cocoaflash1 reviews
Apollo and Artemis are known as complete opposites, always fighting. But what most people don't realize is that beneath all of that, they are siblings. Note: Contains some ideas from The Titan's Curse. I don't own anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Apollo, Artemis
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
My Country's Hero by VampireAlchemist1127 reviews
Alfred does all he can to win a contest that would allow him to meet his hero, Captain America. It is the middle of World War 2 and all he wants is a morale boost on his birthday, too spend the day with his idol.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2013 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Shadows Within: Case Files by shadowblade-tara reviews
Having a mental connection with your teammates changes the way you work to solve crimes. Shadows Within saga.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Two Universes-Reading the Queen's Champion by Rogan-Merthur-Whouffle reviews
When 'Blake' gets sent back to the past to read 'The Queen's Champion', what will happen? All rights go to Anakulsmos14.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,749 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Percy J.
The Past Comes Knocking by gothina234 reviews
One shot. The past comes back to hurt Reid and the team have to witness his time of terror. Tobias Hankel's half brother comes for revenge. Will Reid survive or will he lost the fight to stay alive?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Realizations by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Tired of being put down by the rest of the nations, America decides enough is enough. The world needs a reality check ,enter America's brilliant plan. Usage of both human and country names. No actual pairings intended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - America
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3206 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer at Potter Manor by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. After his second Hogwarts year, Harry does not return to the Dursleys but takes residence at a place, where Dumbledore cannot reach him. Completely AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Apollo's vision by MidnightsBrokenSong reviews
Apollo has a vision about a horrible event that will happen thousands of years into the future. A vision that he must forget for the time being because Rome has just conquered Greece and the gods don't know what to do. One-shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Apollo - Complete
Lives Collide by Sliverloc303 reviews
Percy has a good life working in a New York diner with friends, who think he is perfectly normal. But when his past comes back, he is forced to face the people who betrayed him and the one girl who he has never gotten over. And when his old life starts to suck him back in, will he leave the new friends he has made?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Lives of the PokeVengers by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
A series of oneshots based off the Avengers and their Pokemon. Based off Feriowind's drawings. Chapter Five: A Special Gift
Crossover - Pokémon & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
September, 11th, 2011 by softballqueen219 reviews
On September, 11th, 2001 America attacked. Now on the tenth anniversary the nation's have a UN meeting and one nation's comment push Alfred to the limit and make him remember the pain and fear he had the day the Towers fell. Please review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - America - Complete
Magical Mess by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Someone is casting Transfiguration spells at Dolores Umbridge every weekend, and whilst everyone is happy about it, no one seems responsible for the deed. Completely AU, partly OOC, character death! Umbridge,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Argus F., Dolores U. - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. The hunters are closing in, and the team doesn't know what to do. Even if they can convince someone that they're all on the same side, will it be in time to keep the worst from happening?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Old wounds by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
George looks up, and for a moment he's fourteen again, and he's staring into his friend's stark white face through the bars on the window, full of surprise and delight but mostly astonishment that someone had cared enough to come and get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Harry's Heritage by SuperSaiyajinVegetto reviews
On his way back to London, Harry gets a letter that brings him interesting news about his heritage. Rating for safety. Slight Ron Bashing. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Craziest Family of America by I am soul here me roar reviews
Everyone knows that America has fifty states. What the countries don't know is that they are his kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,113 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Last Train Home by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. Hotch and Reid deal with the aftermath of the fall, and trouble brews as hunters learn of Reid's existance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/1/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
Back to Earth by prince of light19 reviews
after 6 long years since Zeus has tried to kill him his life has completely changed, what will happen when he comes back? why is he called Markus? Percy/Reyna. it is a chaos story but completely different
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Percy J., Reyna R.
All That We're Living For by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. A horrible accident forces the team to reveal their secret - and unknown to them, opening up a whole new threat in the process.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Twilight Evolution by Murasaki Argenteria reviews
AU. Bella/Logan Sibling Fic. Summary Inside (Far too long for me to post here, sorry) INCOMPLETE
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Bella
Love and Betrayal by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. Strauss and Gideon are closing in, but the team will do anything to stay together. God have mercy on Strauss, because they won't!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Don't worry about me, okay? by pleaseletthisaccountdie reviews
With a broken heart, Yellow flees Kanto for Jhoto. But how will everybody react when Yellow leaves in the night without warning?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Yellow
Son of the Gods by LunaRoyale01 reviews
Mix in a peice of the Big Three, Magic, and a changed prophecy and what is the result? A magically strong Harry with two best friends /guardians with a carefree attitude hiding a deeper personality and a love for art. Read as he goes through his first year with a watcher for his unknown true parents, a hidden bodyguard, and later... a three-headed pet?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Harry P.
Something to Belive In by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. The team is closer than ever before. Sometimes, this may not be a good thing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Rewrite: Dark Magician Yugi by fanfictonfan12345671 reviews
Yugi finds himself turned into the Red Dark Magician duel spirit with no memory of how that happened when he is found by harry and bonded to Harry's magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
For All These Times by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. In the aftermath of a terrible case, Reid must make a decision that will forever alter the lives of his team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
On the Outside, Looking In by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. Rumors like to fly around the FBI, especially where the BAU is concerned. Get Strauss involved, and there's no telling what will happen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Replicator by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. The team has an admirer who somehow knows exactly what they are. There is no way this can end well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Tendency Towards Compassion by shadowblade-tara reviews
Children of the Darkness saga. Jack and Henry meet a girl with a very familiar ability. This is the beginning of a new family.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
When now isn't enough by Mah'alleinir reviews
One of Tony's new machines doesn't work properly, because it certainly wasn't built to burn a good portion of his arm, and it really shouldn't have been able to send him back in time... now, if only he could figure out what went wrong, maybe he wouldn't be screwed... Time Travel fic, rated T for language, mostly. Might change later. (mostly movie-verse)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,420 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 5,295 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Incomplete by SailorChibi reviews
"Dark Magician looked at him. "Young one, tell me. What would you give to get the pharaoh back?"" Yuugi makes a sacrifice to get Yami back… and never expected what the resulting consequences would bring. Fem!Yuugi and Fem!Ryou, YYxY, BxR, SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 144,604 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Reason to Stay by Wootar16 reviews
"And another thing. You think you don't have any reason to stay? You do. You have me." He said kissing her forehead. A quick little Prentiss/Reid one shot I wrote for my friend. Based during the Season 7 Finale and 8 years in the future.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [E. Prentiss, S. Reid] - Complete
The Winds of Time by ausland reviews
A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,557 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone: Rewritten by Dangerous Horizon reviews
What if Ryou and Harry were best friends before he even knew about Hogwarts? How would the story change? Ryou guides Harry through his time there.Fem!Ryou. NOT HarryxRyou. Warnings and full summary inside. Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,487 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., R. Bakura
Oblivious by plinker5x5 reviews
An alternate version of Deathly Hallows, diverging from the trio's time at Grimmauld Place. Hermione discovers that the last six years didn't happen exactly as she and Harry remember. H/Hr. Story not abandoned! Here comes the next chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Past Life, Past Love by Juuri Phantomhive reviews
Cedric has had a strange dream about a green eyed boy who looks strangely like Harry. When he sees Harry again Harry seems to know the reasons behind his strange dreams. SLASH Cedric/Harry Bad summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Cedric D., Harry P.
The Tournament of Legends by Dragonheart1234 reviews
The Tournament of Legends is here and Ash is raring to compete. Smart Ash, as he should've been in the anime. My first Fanfic! Finally completed!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,182 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. Somehow, as JJ formed this incredible bond with her team, Will found himself standing on the outside and wondering how he lost the best thing he'd ever had.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Kanto, Revamped by Orion Is Awesome reviews
What if Ash was smart? What if, instead of a Pikachu, he gets a Riolu instead. Read as Ash and his new partner Riolu battle the harships of the Kanto region. He will meet new Pokemon, and eventually, new friends as well. AU [Smart Ash]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
A Life Reconstructed by Kat3418 reviews
Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Trio by SpencerRemyLvr reviews
This is my little Logan/Remy/Spencer trio, lovely oneshot that ends up being naughty naughty later. Mmhmm, fun. SLASH. Just for fun, lovelies! Enjoy ;)
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Man Enough by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
Paul was no expert on the concept of normality, but he was pretty sure that it was not a normal occurence to have several heavily wounded teenagers lying in various awkward positions (judging by some of the more interesting ones, he figured that they'd been dumped in a hurry) on the living room floor and draped across furniture at nine o'clock on a Friday night. / Pre-HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Silence of the Children by shadowblade-tara reviews
Reid has a close encounter of the serial killer kind. An excuse to write badass!Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/21/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Safe and Sound by Hammsters reviews
HetaOni one-shot. "Romano could hear his brother's thoughts, feel his fear, his pain. He knew his baby brother was dying and that there was nothing he could do to save him." Italy is afraid to die and his brother and grandfather aren't there to protect him. However, America and Romano still have a strange way of comforting the frightened country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Taking the Next Step by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. The team is now a family, and families live together, no matter how odd the circumstances.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/19/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Ash's Journey to Victory! by Crumpetz1 reviews
Ash is a very clever boy. Even from a young age he was detailed as a prodigy from Professor Oak. So it was no surprise that he went into the big world with everything planned out. What he didn't account for was the legendaries that suddenly took an interest in him, nor was he pleased by the attention he would receive. Oh well, he might as well as enjoy the ride! AU, all gen pokes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari
King of the Gods by Lady Alice101 reviews
After Athena cleans Olympus, she finds a very important Anicent Rule: "Any Immortal or Mortal likewise that defeats Kronos will become the rightful owner of the position of Ruler of the Gods, without his or her consent." Percy is in for one hell of a ride. A/N: The sequel has been posted! It's 'Save Our World'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,017 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Crossing the Thin Line by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within saga. Hotch and Rossi cross the thin line between justice and vengence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/14/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Secrets Unfolded by greenmindedblueblood reviews
Two teams would find out that their members are part of an elite task force. Their perceptions of these members would be changed forever. Rating is due to language that may appear in later chapters.
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tony D., S. Reid
Harry Potter and the Game of the Gods by HarryMotouPotter reviews
Harry is fed up with life at Privet Drive. He packs up and withdraws all of the money from all his accounts. But when he is about to leave Gringotts, something happens…. Summer after OotP. Super!Harry Hikari!Harry YGOHP Crossover! HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,452 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Beaten, Abused Tortured and Shot by Skeletal Dragon reviews
Bella is abused by her parents. At 16 she runs away. A year later she's fired from her job, and shot the same day. What if the Cullens find her? Cannon pairings. Cullen's are vampires. Rated M coz i'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
More Harm Than Good by qwanderer reviews
Tony snorts. "You're the yardstick, you know that? First superhero ever. if I had a dollar for every time I've been judged by your standard..." he pauses. "Actually I think I might. I have a lot of dollars." - the story of why Howard sucks and Steve is an idiot. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Better Dig Two by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
America gets up to sing at a karaoke bar. No one would've guessed what song would come out of his mouth. Especially not Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Never to Return Again by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within saga. Gideon has returned to the city, and it has the team just a little on edge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Somehow Related by Rebecca Calzone reviews
Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are cousins. Percy, Sally, Nico, and Thalia visit the Dursleys. The Order comes and the demigods get involved. Set during OoP. I sorta screwed up PJO canon to make it fit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Storming Unova by perfect oblivion reviews
After his defeat in Sinnoh, Ash comes to realize the cause of his weakness. No longer holding himself back, Ash tackles a new region with everything he has. Look out Unova, Ash is taking this league challenge by storm.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mienshao
Brotherly Moments by 9foxgrl reviews
From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by FenrirVior reviews
George realises his Heart's Desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
America's secrets by osa-chan reviews
People call me idiotic and oblivious, believing that I'm nothing but a fool. How wrong they all are. I've been keeping this secret to myself, but despite that, I've had a silent wish for the longest time that at least one person would open their eyes and see that the one they call 'he' is really a 'she'. Many OC's. Genderflip & states fanfic. FemUSxUK. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/2/2012 - America, England/Britain
His Heart Doesn't Beat Alone by bearclaw0122 reviews
Harry wants nothing more than to show George that he's not alone. That he didn't die with his twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., George W.
How he saved a Life by proud-single-bookworm reviews
Female!Harry Potter is ready to end it, but just before she can make her leap of fate someone turns her world upside down again. (One-Shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Lucario and the mystery of the silent boy by Wolf Mirage reviews
Ash is mute and kids his sister in the lucario movie! how will this turn out! will ash talk and trust? will lucario learn to trust ash and move on? find out in this amazing tale of friendship and courage with Ash, Brock, Kid, and Lucario! pokemon! DISCONTINUED AND ADOPTED OUT TO kistunepunk400 SORRY
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lucario
Getting Out From Under Their Thumbs by Phoenix-Tears-101 reviews
Harry recieves a letter from the dead, Sirius. Harry is the heir of Merlin, Gryffindor, Slytherin and many others! Idndependant and Grey Harry. Hermione, Ron, Molly, Ginny, Dumbledore bashing. End of fifth year. BACK IN BUISNESS BABY! Finally over my writers block so check for updates soon xxx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Didn't Live by Kyae reviews
My take on Reptilia18's challenge. After dying for the 30th time Harry is in for the shock of his life. Returning with his memories intact, Harry has one last chance to salvage his life... and this time, he's not going to let anyone take control over his life! H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,963 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 4,781 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Mother's Duty by EddyxMarvoloxRiddle reviews
Another tribute to Hedwig. One-Shot. Mention HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Forever and Always by StarrySea reviews
Percabeth fluff. And more Percabeth fluff. One shot Drabble thing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 6,324 - Follows: 8,438 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
The Demons Among Us by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. On a calm night out, Hotch, Rossi, and Reid learn exactly how real the otherworldy threat is on Reid's life.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/6/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Déjà vu by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry has experienced the strange phenomenon known as Déjà vu his entire life. Now he may just be about to learn the truth when he meets a certain mousy haired Witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Together by morbidbookworm reviews
A small tribute to the ending of the Mark of Athena. One shot, spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Piper M. - Complete
Google Images by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Derek wants to know who Spencer's celebrity crush is, but unfortunately, he's never even heard of the guy so Reid employs an effective and simple method of showing him. Reid/Morgan slash. Just a bit of fluffyness between lovers. Not part of my Morgan/Reid series. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/13/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Partisan Politics by Cant make up a good name reviews
When England notices America's absence from an urgent meeting, he decides to investigate. But when his curiosity leads him to discover something he never knew about America, will he get more than he bargained for? Rated T for language. Two-shot. A fic all Americans can laugh about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Aro's Baby Girl by Asdfanythings reviews
Bella is Aro's half breed daughter. Her papa's figlia preziosa. And no one could hurt her without dealing with him first. What would happen if she goes to Forks, and meet the Cullen clan? What if Edward leaves her, in the middle of the forest no less? Her papa certainly won't be happy. AU. (Undergoing Major Edit)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,301 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alec, Bella
Saving Harry by Quiteavariety reviews
Due to a retrial Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. His first order of business? Getting Harry. With the help of Remus and Albus can he help his abused godson grow into the man he needs to become. Will contain abuse. Pre-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Other Father by icy roses reviews
Being a stepdad to a teenager is hard. Being a stepdad to a demigod is harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
A Tale Of Twin Lucario by ShadowOfTheSpartans reviews
During his Sinnoh journey, Ash meets two orphaned Riolu who pledge their loyalty to him. Now, 5 years later, Ash must rescue those he onced called friends and take down the crime as a Protector Vigilante. He has one goal; eliminate Teams Magma, Aqua, Plasma, Galactic, and the most dreaded of all- Team Rocket.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Lucario
Secrets Within the Mind by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within. Hotch and Reid meet a couple of strangers who can explain why Reid is so special. The answer is stranger than either of them imagined.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Guarding His Life by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
Harry was abused for most of his childhood. At six and near death, he sees his guardian angel, who gives him three helpful warnings. Follow Harry and his angel through Hogwarts with twists that will turn his world upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Falling Star by LasagnaLover reviews
It was only supposed to be a boring world meeting day. Until that is one of the worst terrorist attacks in American history. Will America survive! /tribute to those who died in the world trade centers, on the planes, and the people that crashed the plane in Philadelphia/ T for slight cursing in second chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America - Complete
Outside by EowynAhsokaLover
A group of students from Maddie's college go on a camping trip. Fem! America and Fem! Canada, as well as a few other genderbent minor characters. Human names used. T for swearing and casually talking about sex. Please read and enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
My Little Brother by ChoCedric reviews
Hours after Fred's funeral ceremony and burial, Harry is tossing and turning in bed, lost in guilt-stricken thoughts. He heads down to the Burrow's kitchen, only to be comforted by the last person he would ever expect to even look at him again. George Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Everything Worth Protecting by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. Hotch won't confront Reid about the incident in the BAU, but Rossi will, if only to find out why Reid insists on pulling reckless stunts.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/27/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Tomorrow will be Kinder by Iorek Byrnison reviews
After the battle, when the dust settled back into the rubble of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what was there left but existence? In that one moment, where nobody could be completely happy or sad, relieved or devastated it happened. It happened. Harry/George Mild SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Daughter Of The Dead by Princess Of Souls reviews
I am, daughter of death, half vampire, and destined for trouble when my dad AKA Hades sends me to forks to live above the underworld for awhile so what happens when i meet 7 vampires, a pack of werewolf's and visits from love herself read and find out!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella
If I'm so stupid then how do you like this! by Thousnelda reviews
America is tired of everyone thinking he and his people are stupid. So to get back at them, he decides to show them how much exactly they rely on his people's inventions. Please read and review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2012 - America - Complete
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hey That's Funny by greengirl82 reviews
What happens when your favorite pair are in an unbelievable situation? An eight shot crackfic. Chapter Eight is new. Completed.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,365 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Guardian of the Earth by chilledcactus reviews
Percy leaves camp after certain events take place and wanders alone through the country. He helps young demigods reach camp and fights off monsters. After a few months, Chaos appears before him and offers to make him the guardian of Earth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,959 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Percy J.
Dangers of Courting Death by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. An attack on the BAU forces Reid to expose an aspect of his talent that the team has never seen before.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/16/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ring Around the Wrong Neck by fringeperson reviews
In which Sirius gives his godson the Millenium Ring as a first birthday present, and it is the Thief King, not Lily, who saves Harry from Voldemort's curse that Halloween night. Yaoi and a slightly Super!Harry. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,274 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Yami Bakura - Complete
Things a Mother Knows by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within saga. Hotch goes with Reid to visit his mother, and learns something about his youngest that he had never expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Thinking Outside The Box by thecolorgrey reviews
Looooong oneshot. Ethan shows up at the BAU with some unexpected news for Reid. Maybe good things happen to good people after all.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2012 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Of Picnics and Chick Flicks by shadowblade-tara reviews
On one of those rare off days, Morgan, Reid, and Garcia decide to enjoy their time with each other. Giftfic for cardcaptor eternity.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2012 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Back Again? by holdred reviews
Harry & Hermione managed to kill Voldy but Harry is killed. Hermione found a spell to send her soul back before being a soul mate killed her. They use their knowledge to deal with things this time. Not super, just smart. Story is finished will post 2wks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,152 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Given, Something Taken by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within saga. An interrogation leads to a disturbing revelation that will rock the team's world.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/3/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Love and Other Fatalities by shadowblade-tara reviews
Shadows Within Saga. Hotchner was expected to stay objective. In his assessment, he failed miserably.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/2/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Darkness Without, Shadows Within by shadowblade-tara reviews
They didn't know what it was or why it happened, but they all knew they would go insane without it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Family Minus One by shadowblade-tara reviews
Reid finds himself kidnapped, but for once, he may not be in danger. No Reid!whump. Rated for mentions of abuse and the horrible things people can do to each other.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
5 Waysto Distract Annabeth Chase from her homework by HecateA reviews
A useful guide by Percy Jackson. Sorry for the lack of space in the title, the title was too long .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Runes of Atlantis by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry has a talent for languages, he learns fifteen of them before he reaches Hogwarts. Will he be able to learn the British Spell language fluently? And what other uses might that language have?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 4,145 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Elizabeth W.
Life Gets Better by shersocks reviews
Nyo and regular used. Fem!America. Amelia just can't get a break. She is shunned by her former friends, who spread horrible rumors around the school about her. She's getting tired and fed up. Until a kind soul comes to help her, that is. one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America, Austria - Complete
Death's Angel by WhiteKnightess reviews
Angel Potter is the Demigod daughter of Hades and Lily Potter nee Evans. She grew up since the age of four with her father in the Underworld,and was taught magic by her mother's ghost. But now, shes fourteen, and making her debut into the Wizrding World, per suggestion from her friend Luna Lovegood, Demigod daughter of Apollo. T for pairanoidness! Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Hades
Underestimation by shadowblade-tara reviews
On a dark street far away from the help of his teammates, Spencer Reid proves to a group of bullies why you should never underestimate the quiet ones. Rated T for brief bloody violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Warrented by Saving Angel reviews
Criminal minds, 2 OCs who are framed for murder, and lots of humor. Story better than summary, i suck at summaries NO MORGAN/REID SLASH, both are paired with OCs
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
99 Things People Don't Know About Spencer Reid by thecolorgrey reviews
The title pretty much sums it up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/10/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Overload by thecolorgrey reviews
Spencer Reid remembers what it's like to have a real friend
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - S. Reid, Ethan - Complete
Finding family by ncalkins reviews
When it's found out that Harry Potter is the son of sally jackson, Posiedon, Hades, and Zues. Thaila, Nico, Percy and basicly everyone is thrown into worrie for Harry. ooc abused Harry Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Living Up To Expectations by thecolorgrey reviews
There's a reason why Reid never let people see where he lives.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pieces by music909 reviews
Percy catches Annabeth cheating on him. Apollo is watching.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Apollo, Percy J.
Flashback to the Past: The Lightning Thief by ClearMortality reviews
Percy, Thalia and Nico are sent back to the past by the Fates and Rhea to read a book. The past gods read with them... Will the books change the way of the gods or will humanity cease to exist all because of unchangeable mistakes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 135,868 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Percy J.
The Olympians Read the Books by Hinata001 reviews
Hera is safe but Olympus is still in lock down. One day while Zeus, Poseidon, and Hera are arguing Apollo comes rushing in with several books about the lasts few years. What will everyone think? Includes major gods, minor gods, and others. Spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,306 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011
States of Insanity by White Fedora reviews
It's like, totally insane up in Hetalia right now! America's 50 states have gained personifications and they're totally causing mayhem! Some of them totally hate Father America and some totally hate the other nations! What's gonna happen? TOTAL CHAOS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - America
Brotherly Love by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sherlock Holmes has got to be the worst little brother ever. At least, that's what Mycroft believes. But annoying as he may be, there are things you just don't do in front of Mycroft. Like bully his little brother and his brother's only friend, Spencer. Kid!Reid Kid!Sherlock. Ties in with other fics, but can be read alone.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/30/2012 - S. Reid, Mycroft H. - Complete
A New School Year by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Sequel to A New Beginning..Harry starts second year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A New Beginning by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Severus finds out Harry's being abused by the Dursleys and discovers that he actually cares for the boy. Snape/Harry mentor/guardian NO SLASH! o wait jk there it is! / seriously though no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The American Spirit REWRITE by LasagnaLover reviews
Everyone just thought that America was only a hero obsessed idiot. Take a peak into the real mind of The United States of America and discover what it really contains. *Has dark&smart America* REWRITE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 6,978 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The American Spirit by LasagnaLover reviews
Everyone just thought that America was only a hero obsessed idiot. Take a peak into the real mind of The United States of America and discover what it really contains. *Has dark&smart America* -One Shot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - America - Complete
The New Reid by ajoytowrite reviews
Set after Emily's return. Reid has become distant with the team and Morgan is about the discover where he has been channeling his anger. Probably a 4 or 5 shot. NO slash ever!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
A Meeting of Minds by That Weirdo reviews
Italy is forced to sit in a room with America and finds out some interesting facts. Like the fact that both of them have a similar thought proses. Dark America and Italy. Not slash between these two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/20/2012 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Beauty, the Beast by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
The BAU receives their most baffling case yet - girls being killed without any cause of death. And things just keep getting weirder when two strangers show up out of nowhere and claim they know what's going on. Aliens, of course. Reid whump to come.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,385 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
Deathly Hallows Revisited by redstarpuppy reviews
With Ron gone, the Horcruxes nowhere in sight, and Voldemort's impending world domination looming over them, Harry and Hermione seek solace in each other, their friendship growing ever strong, as a gleam of something else starts shining through.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,260 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Times Dr Reid Used Geographic Profiling by angelcobra reviews
Spencer Reid and Extreme Maps. Dr. Spencer Reid was the best geographic profiler in FBI history. But sometimes he got plain bored, and then he would set out to solve the world's most famous mysteries.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
My World Came Tumbling Down by GoldenxXxKitsune reviews
Alfred's view of what happened on 9/11/01. My first story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
My Girl by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
I knew that every vampire had a soul mate. I just didn't think that I would ever find mine and that she would be a human and four years old. But she will grow up and when she does she will be MINE... My girl and no one will harm her. J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,306 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Super Powers by ficdirectory reviews
Episode Tag. Pre 7x16. Morgan teaches Jack about 'earmuffs.' Written for freakingdork's request in the CM Prompt Meme and for crimeland's Manifest Challenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2012 - D. Morgan, Jack H. - Complete
What's in Those Blasted Burgers? by Bird of Dreams reviews
This was definitely not what England had in mind after he took a bite out of America's burger. Companion fic to "A Burger a Day"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heroes by nw21jcc reviews
*Bit different to my usual. Bit of supernatural/sci-fi/drama/h&c* After a car accident the team wake up somewhere strange, and are thrown into a world they didn't even know exsisted. Team fic but Reid-Centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,761 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
A Burger a Day by Bird of Dreams reviews
What happens when America doesn't get to eat his daily burger? The other nations find out the hard way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Travel To the Past The Lightning Thief by CherryPop0120 reviews
The Muses have made Percy's adventure into books! Apollo wants some fun and sends the demigod counselors back in time along with them! It's during the Winter Solctice... many gods are present. Will the demigods survive or be killed by their relatives? Hm?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,768 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus
Interesting Friends by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
John didn't even know Sherlock had childhood friends, let alone a childhood friend as smart as he is. Is it even possible for two geniuses to exist in the same world? Apparently so. Ties in with my oneshot "An Even Match" but can be read alone.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/6/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Dancing a Thin, Thin Line by penned.in.sanity reviews
He's pretty sure this was somewhat inevitable, but maybe fate made a wrong turn somewhere in this tent. DH1 extended dance scene. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chessmaster by Kairi the Strong reviews
Two Doctors, a revealing game of chess.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, 7th Doctor - Complete
An Even Match by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
In the summer of 1987 two young geniuses meet in a Las Vegas park and discover that maybe they aren't quite as alone in the world as they thought. Sherlock/Reid friendship. Kid!Sherlock Kid!Reid
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/31/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Will Always Be by iRoach13 reviews
"Why do you do this to yourself, America?""I'm afraid, Alfred.""Of what?""That they'll realize I know more than they thought."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America - Complete
After the War by Siriusly Insane Chick reviews
The war is over and everyone is back at the Burrow. Katie's worried because George still hasn't come out of his room. She goes up to check on him and discovers that Fred's death isn't the only reason George is hiding. Girl!Harry/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
PJO and HoO Read the Sea of Monsters by Erudite19 reviews
The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. After the Son of Neptune. Sequel to my other story. Rick Riordan owns PJO and HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,311 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
Come Home by Mai Ascot reviews
Set in gap between TLH and SoN. Sally's sitting on a bed, begging him to come home. Oneshot. Rated K . Extreme Agnst.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
A New Order by Edmond O'Donald reviews
This is my take on the Manip!Dumbledore vs. sophisticated Harry idea. The story takes place just after the Tri-Wizard Tournament and will extend through Harry's 6th year. This is most definitely a Harry/Hermione/other story. Starts HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 223,214 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Endemism by mouserat reviews
Grover Underwood has absolutely no idea why Percy Jackson is his best friend.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Grover, Percy J. - Complete
firestorms by rainydaydreams reviews
Don't forget to blow out the candles. :: Frank/Hazel. Freeverse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Battle Hymn of the Republic by AnimaDefensor reviews
A one-shot following America during the Civil War. (Rusame is implied, Fem!America)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Once a Profiler by Tigyr reviews
Fornell and two members of the BAU come to take Tim away...or do they?
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, D. Rossi - Complete
The Cat's Pyjamas by Teddylonglong reviews
Harry,6, transforms into a cat and friends Animagus Minerva. Together with Poppy, Remus, Severus etc, she takes him away from Dumbledore and his meddlings, to Kentucky. AU, OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, adoption/name!change. Magically handicapped!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thank You For Saving Me by chick-2010 reviews
What happens when Bella gets her heart broken again?. Devastated after finding out about Edward and Alice s affair, Bella tries to commit suicide only to be saved by Jasper. Now Bella is a vampire,can she and Jasper heal and love again?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,985 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
dance with me, darling by irayumi reviews
watching Percy and Annabeth, Thalia realises that she has an eternity to ponder what ifs and what could have beens involving a certain son of Hermes. slight percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Encounter by Theo Telshalla-Arieda Gardner reviews
Chiron said that Roman and Greek half-bloods rarely ever met on quests - and if they did, the memories of this encounter would be immediately wiped away. That exact thing happened in a chance meeting of Percy Jackson and Jason Grace. Written by Arieda.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
The Life of a Hockey Star's Girlfriend by Tsunade-chan reviews
The utterly uneventful life of Amelia Bonnefoy, well not really, but sort of. genderbending. AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Reading with a twist by Rhea Sadie White reviews
Percy is a girl. The gang goes back in time to read the books but there are some twists along the way, enjoy and review. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
Independence Day by Takara Phoenix reviews
Set during the Demi-God Files - though with a rather big twist! Charles/Percy/Silena threesome! - Sequel "Independence War" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Percy J., C. Beckendorf, Silena B.] - Complete
I'm Coming For You by Kayla-TheBored reviews
Percy has had enough. He was tired and restless from running from the gorgons. He just wants to sit down and give up. But everytime he does, that face pops up in his mind. Annabeth's face. And he stands back up. For her. Set during TSoN! One-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Watching And Waiting by CookieTower reviews
"I love you too," Amelia smiled and reached for the box of chocolates and flowers that Matthew had brought for her. "You could've have waited for me at the park though, I wouldn't mind." -Oh Matthew... AU oneshot Canada/Fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Unknown Threat by ajoytowrite reviews
A new danger is closing in on one of their own. While investigating a new string of deaths, truths with come out. Sequel to "The Mysterious Dr. Reid" and "Physics Magic Bullet".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,439 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
We Can Dance by chocolate rules333 reviews
Annabeth and Tyson both miss Percy. But Tyson is always ready to cheer Annabeth up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Tyson - Complete
Stars and Stripes by Shaded Reality reviews
One day America wakes up to find that he's been changed into a female. Naturally, she runs to England for help, but the world meeting is only hours away. What will the other nations think if the spell can't be lifted? AU, human names used, some UKUS later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, America
A Hero's Cry by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has mutant abilities. He cries for help, and the mutants help him, will he eventually go to Hogwarts? or will he let them suffer for Dumbledores manipulation? SS/HP JG/Wolverine SB/RL all at Mutant School In Later Chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Day the World Changed by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
September 11, 2001 started out like any other day. However, after only a few hours, nothing will ever be the same. Rated M for slight language and subject matter. Some USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
TCWOC: The Goddess by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
The Cullens move to Forks and meet the strange Bella Swan, a dyslexic and ADHD student. But Bella's not what she seems, especially when shes guesses the Cullens' secret right away...
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella
Just remember me by StarrySea reviews
"She walked the rocky shore of her paradise, nothing but a beautiful prison, and tonight she could feel its bonds" Part of Percy's gift from the gods was for Calypso and the other peaceful titans to be freed. not perlypso
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Calypso, Hermes
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Sinking Falling redo by Iruchi-chan reviews
He's gone, and it's always been the same. The sea...the sea can change that. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
War Guilt by Dobby's Socks reviews
At the signing of the Treaty of Versailles, Germany finally meets his enemy, America. T for two swear words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Germany, America - Complete
Zero to Hero by HecateA reviews
12 year old Percy Jackson is roaming New York to escape time alone with Gabe in the appartment on Christmas Eve and he meets someone from the future... Someone that knows him like the back of his hand...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
In Your Arms by Tiger's Stripes reviews
"I knew you'd find me," he whispered into her ear. "Even if I lost hope, and you lost hope, I knew you'd find me in the end." Annabeth loosened the grip of her hug a little bit. "I never stopped looking." A one-shot about Annabeth and Percy's reunion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Monster In The Closet by Roselie Parry reviews
When Spencer Reid was 8 he had an imaginary friend named The Doctor who saved him from the thing in his closet. Years later, kids have started to go missing again & Reid knows there's only 1 thing that could be behind it. & only 1 person who can stop it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid
Harry Potter and the Heir of Sword and Staff by Kunaiswarm reviews
Harry Potter is The-Boy-Who-Lived and is sick of it. He meets friends who like him for who he is. Follow him on his AU adventures starting from book one and going through to book 7. Rated T for now. Pure Harmony. Manipulative Dumbledore & Ron Bashing. RxR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,287 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Times of Great Need by Weasley Genetics reviews
After the war, when grief is raw and emotions powerful, two people who find comfort and understanding in each other, are Harry Potter and George Weasley. DH Spoilers. Ignores the epilouge. Please give it a try?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,673 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
A Lonely Existence by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Morgan and Reid spend some downtime watching TV and Morgan's just a little bit confused so Reid explains it to him. Again. Light fluffy moment between lovers. Morgan/Reid. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 9,488 - Follows: 2,194 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh Mein Bruder by Noablarenglish reviews
America finally buys an actual world map. The other countries make fun of him for being so oblivious in thier own languages so America can't understand. Little do they know a little fact about America, he's multilingual
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/7/2011 - America, Canada
Red Rubber Ball by Artemis Soteira reviews
A moment in time, it meant nothing to anyone else save as a distraction. For one of them, it brought memories of a bitter past. But for the other, it would grant entrance to a future that had never existed and bring hope to the place where all else dies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Dear Percy by StarrySea reviews
Annabeth cant sleep, again. And she ends up writing a letter in her mind to Percy. Please review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Annabeth C.
The Daughter of Apollo by babedarlingpotter reviews
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. Follow Bella in her journey as a half-blood, meeting her true love and fighting against a prophecy that tells her of her demise. BellaxEdward.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,344 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Apollo
To Cheer up a Genius by Blood Dahlia reviews
Reid's down, and Morgan decides to figure out why and cheer him up ; Oh my God. I'm officially a pervert O O SLASH, MorganxReid. Don't like, don't read
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Where is my Percy? by Fictionismylife78 reviews
A oneshot on how Annabeth is feeling with Percy missing. Before SoN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Pokemon Heroes by Sindood reviews
a game I made up set in the year 3122. 13 heroes from 4 different regions, joined together by one dream, and one massive earthquake. When the four Pokemon professors call on the 13 to investigate the quake using advanced tech, they will become Heroes!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Red, Yellow
Anniversary by SlasherrGirl reviews
Reid and Garcia show up to work late, wearing some unusual costumes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
On Edge by Thing2BK reviews
Both Germany and America share only one thing in common. They both have paranoid brothers that made them hide a big secret from the world. Genderbending One-shot. Contest prize
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Reality Seer (Challenge) by Midnighter 13 reviews
Who can you trust? and why? a challenge for writers who hate the old, Dumbles is manipulitive but doesn't do anything storyline. HP/LL Dark! but not evil Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hero by whispered touches reviews
What do you want from me? You want me to be a hero? Because I can do that. Just watch. - Percy decides he isn't going to be dictated by fate. TLO. Drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Prison by StarrySea reviews
Rachel Dare is a prisoner inside of herself and all she wants is an explanation of what she is seeing. And she may have found it. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Rachel D. - Complete
one day by daniel radcliffe is oh so sexy reviews
george weasly finds harry potter alone and crying
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2011 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Who Am I? by DZ2 reviews
Challenge and story in one: details in the first chapter! When Harry awakens from an accident after the First Task, he finds that he can't recall the past four years at Hogwarts? What can a certain brunette do to help him? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,331 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Metal Handicap by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"There's nothing wrong with a hero like me!" America's voice was haughty with pride and heavy with smugness, sitting up straight in his chair and meeting Russia's eyes in a way no other country really could. Not even Russia's allies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fifth House by Minerva-Athena reviews
Harry Potter is too loyal for Slytherin, too brave for Hufflepuff, and too cunning for Gryffindor. He is smart enough for a Ravenclaw but doesn't flaunt his knowledge. Where is the heir of the founders going to go? He'll go to his new house, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Justifiable Homicide by Tigyr reviews
Never come between a geek and his sleep...bit of humor featuring Tim McGee and the BAU team
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Tim M., S. Reid - Complete
Fragments by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
After a raid goes wrong, Reid wakes up in the hospital with no memory of who he is, who the team is and most importantly: who Derek is. Morgan/Reid slash. 9th in my M/R series, follows 'Dads For A Day'
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Like the Tide by StarrySea reviews
Annabeth centric fic, about missing Percy and trying to hold on to him. "So I stopped. I never went back to the beach. But it still hurt. I began to find that there wasnt a cure."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Struggles of a Teenage Wizard by Riddle Potter 23 reviews
Harry is faced with his fourth year at Hogwarts. He will endure trials, betrayals and encounter his soul mate. Selective Weasley bashing. Manipulative Dumbledore. NICE SNAPE. Rating may go up later. Will include fourth through seventh years maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,696 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hero by Theo Telshalla-Arieda Gardner reviews
As you slowly pass away, you realize you've been dubbed s a hero. Free-Verse. Written by Arieda.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Silena B.
Convinced by PJ-NCIS-TF-26 reviews
For a school assignment over the summer, we had to add or rewrite a part of a book. I, of course choose The Lost Hero. This is only a one shot, I havent handed it in yet so tell me what you think!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Annabeth C., Piper M. - Complete
Blind by Chuffi4Harmony reviews
This is set in the Deathly Hallows, based on the beautiful dance scene in Part 1 I said based, not another version! and it happens after Hermione knows Harry has to go because he must die to kill Voldemort. Please Review! NO FLAMES! I might do a repost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Miss You Terribly by StarrySea reviews
Percabeth, a short continuation of Lost Hero in Annabeth's point of view. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 452 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge is Best by LRCrowley reviews
Someone with a strange vendetta against "FBI agents" takes action to get his revenge... In short Reid kidnapped on the anniversary of the Hankel abduction and the team struggle to help their endangered friend once more. Implied Prentiss/Hotch ship
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Second Chances by TheTruthIsInsideOfYou reviews
Response to challange by Reptillia28. Harry dies at 17 confronting Voldemort. He is given a second chance at life by his death. He fixes past mistakes and finds his soul mate. H/Hr. Manip Dumbledore Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Childhood Once More by Riddle Potter 23 reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Draco are de-aged. It's up to their heads of house to raise them. Will any get a better childhood. Got the idea from a story I once read. Pairings: HHR,... Rating may go up later. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Introductions by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Lisbon was looking forward to a quiet morning in the office, but instead she's introduced to Patrick Jane, a man who claims to read minds and apparently wants to join her team. One-shot. My take of how Lisbon and Patrick first met.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Lioness and her Cub by Blind Magdalene reviews
Minerva finds a Gryffindor crying in their first week at school. Eventual Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna. Please R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
To Stop Running by Taisi reviews
Leo works himself too hard, and his brothers worry. It's about time he learns that there's more to family than obligations and empty promises.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Leo V. - Complete
Okay Someday by Taisi reviews
"But you still wish someone would just look you in the eye and tell you it's okay. Even if it's a lie, you just want to hear them say it- just once." Because Leo understands, and Percy needs to hear it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
How Did We End Up Here? by HeirofGryffindor16 reviews
What would happen if Hermione and Fred were together? What if Fred never died? This is how Fred and Hermione's relationship has formed and changed over the years. *I changed the rating for future language usage*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,702 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World of new Powers by perseus365 reviews
What Happens when harry get Sirius, will? Harry and Hermione. Neville replaces Ron in golden trio
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enchanting Elements by Arydia reviews
Bella has strange dreams after Edward leaves her. She is told she is a Wafe by a special girl. But what is a Wafe? And what happens when new people arrive? rated T for possible outcomes ExB R&R originally by I won't go home without you/ WeasleyTwiins
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The beginning by sarge2.0 reviews
Harry, Hermione and Sally Perks meet in school aged 7 and discover magic, Hermiones parents adopt Harry and they learn magic on their own. manipulative dumbles, eventual h/hr. powerful independant harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,586 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Physics Magic Bullet by ajoytowrite reviews
Sequel to "The Mysterious Dr. Reid." While working on a string of murders, Morgan learns something shocking about Reid. Please R&R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - S. Reid
Harry Potter and the Revelationist by Mentally Strange Reader reviews
Harry is a alone at the Dursleys. Hermione comes to visit and everything is blown out've proportion. !Powerful, independent Harry. !Manipulation by Dumbles. Strictly HarryxHermione. Though there will be other couples. Highly likely Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,653 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hear Me by FromTheStrokesOfAPen Contest reviews
For just one moment, when Edward is saying goodbye to Bella, her mind opens up to him. What does he see? Is it enough to make him stay?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liberty by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Just as England has his symbol the Britannia Angel so does America. His symbol is Liberty. And Liberty is a girl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America
Fly Free, Hedwig by Breazy7 reviews
This story was more for my own need to rewrite this little part of Harry Potter 7, but I thought I would share it with the rest of you anyway. Hedwig dying really got to me and I felt it had to be changed! So here it is. Enjoy! It's a bit short, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Blade of Light by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry creates a new weapon, the Wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P.
Differences by PJ-NCIS-TF-26 reviews
A new group of demigod stuggle to learn about their past and future... Dont worry Percy and the gang will be in it. After TLO but before TLH. Some of the real characters could be alittle OC but i will try my best
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
50 ways to annoy voldemort by iwmango reviews
she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
World So Cold by shadowblade-tara reviews
Reid went looking for Gideon, but someone else found Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pokemon Yellow by soulsliver reviews
Yelliw sets off on her qust to meet and befrend all the pokemon
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Yellow, Red
Jackpot by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Open doors by swamygliders reviews
Remus can't wait to reform the family he had once thought he had lost. As he walks by Harry's door to fetch him for breakfast though he sees something that does not bode well. Warnings: Mentions of abuse and characters are a little out of character
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Reading Twilight with the Cullens by VampireLuver23 reviews
The Cullen family read Twilight IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,119 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
The Unicorn's Blessing by Rayne Warren reviews
During detention in the Forbidding Forest something happens that changes many things for the trio. Reread first chapter. Thank you Shizu66 for all your help so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ella Read and The Prophecy of the gods: Book One by Calypso C reviews
Discontinued until further notice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010
Rebellious Nantucket by waterrain reviews
America struggles to keep Nantucket from sticking up and she is annoyed by how stubborn that piece of hair tends to be all the time. Warning Female America. All the other Nations genders remain the same.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - America, Russia
Mother's Day Gifts Sky, Sea, Earth, and Space by waterrain reviews
America celebrates Mother's Day. Australia and New Zealand wonders why America is digging a hole. They find out from America that the blue eyed Nation use to have a Mother a long time ago and America knows that she died, but doesn't recall how...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
Uplifted by tearbos reviews
Wing!fic written for CM Kink Meme IV. Reid is captured by an Unsub who uses his victims in his experiments. He is found relatively unharmed except for one major change!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Our Youngest by shadowblade-tara reviews
Hotchner reflects on the dynamics of the team, especially that of their youngest.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Mightier Than the Sword by shadowblade-tara reviews
Reid may not be the best with a gun, but that does not make him defenseless.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/29/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Outlet by ajoytowrite reviews
Just a small story about my favorite character, Dr. Spencer Reid. Sometimes we all need an outlet for the horrors we see…ignoring the episode "Coda".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret of Godric's Hollow by Nivedita Tuli reviews
Dumbledore visits Harry during the holidays... he takes him to the place where he lost his only family . Does Harry have a chance of putting everything right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Return Of The King by hermoine snape reviews
A prophecy was made many years ago that King Arthur and his knights would return when he was most needed to bring back peace to the land joined by old enemies to find the king and help him claim the crown. A new enemy has arrived to take the crown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Worthy of Athena by YouCrackMeLikeAnEgg reviews
Adopted by Sethlove16. It'll start from where I left off, so check it out!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Annabeth C.
A Troll Encounter by rpgaff2 reviews
What if Ron hadn't gone with Harry to rescue Hermione from the Troll? How would things have changed? H/Hr Suprisingly no Dumbledore bashing yet No promises about Weasley tho.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,862 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 390 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sleep My Bella by BeautifulxBlood reviews
"Sleep Bella Please, I'm not going to leave you" I rocked her tiny frame "No.." she whispers. Bella refuses to sleep, fearing that her family will leave again. The Cullens take Bella to there house instead of Charlie's. -sneak peak,review if you want more
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mysterious Dr Reid by ajoytowrite reviews
The team is on the case of two missing girls and they split up. Ashley wonders why no one will let Reid drive. She ends up finding out something interesting about the good doctor. Seaver, not that I like her. It just fit. Fixing some errors.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Reconciliations by Akitsuki Akira reviews
Seeing Hermione Jane Granger angry at Ron Weasley was nothing uncommon to be seen at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. To see the bookworm irritated at Harry James Potter, however, is. Like now, for instance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunshine by Usagi323 reviews
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know how much I love you...please don't take my sunshine away."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Claustrophobic by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "His Own Hell" Reid and Morgan return to work after Morgan's medical leave is over and managed to get locked in a dark closet... where Morgan finds out the real reason for Reid's fear of the dark. ONESHOT! 5th in Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Looking Deeper by 19TheAwesomeness97 reviews
Everyone always assumes that America is stupid, dense, and annoying. What if their assumption was completely wrong? What if America was even smarter then they were? That all his actions were part of a huge plan? Evil!America! One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2011 - America - Complete
Mind over Magic by rpgaff2 reviews
8 year old Harry disappears the night after he appears on the school roof. He reappears in a new area, and gets saved by the Grangers. What will Harry and Hermione do when they discover each other's abilities? Read and find out! T for abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 159 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Luna by DaydreamingSlytherin reviews
It's a quite morning at Hogwarts then Luna starts to sing. I don't own the song 'Belle.' Not too good with summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
How to Save a Life by rpgaff2 reviews
First songfic! H/Hr, Hermione confronts Ron about she and Harry, and he is less than accepting. Please R&R, I am new and like hearing from you! Oh, and this is HHr, but its mostly Hermione and Ron talking, so sorry if the character selection confused you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Animal Matchmakers by rpgaff2 reviews
Hedwig and Crookshanks meet after Hermione buy's him in Diagon Alley. After a brief introduction to each other, they decide to "help" their respective owners see what they have with each other. H/Hr, Animal's point of View. Rated T for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hedwig, Crookshanks
Hidden by xSirenSongx reviews
There are more secrets to the 'new girl in school' than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected. Rated M for future reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adoption by foreverpadfoot reviews
AU Story. Spencer is a ten-year old boy in the Nevada foster system. When Rossi and the team are called to Las Vegas to catch a child killer who now has Spencer Rossi bonds with the boy and decides to adopt him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Newborn by Bloody-Mad reviews
A half-vampire child is found by the Cullens in a forest. Her name is Bella. As she spends time with the Cullens she grows and learns and loves, but will she ever learn of her gruesome past? Will she want to? HIATUS pple, sorry bout that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,377 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Luna's sorting Oneshot by Midnighter 13 reviews
we never did see how Luna ended up in Ravenclaw. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Luna L., Sorting Hat - Complete
Balance of Nature by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry discovers the "Power the Dark Lord knows not" it's not love, or knowledge, it's not hate or skill, it's not a magical ability, it is balance. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretty Boy It's Cold Outside by Mystery Hunter reviews
Reid sat on Morgan's couch long after everyone had left the party. "Please Morgan, it's late-" "You're staying here Reid. You're not going home. That's final." ... Reid bolted upwards, a scream on his lips. The next minute he heard footsteps on the stairs
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Dr Reid's Secret by ajoytowrite reviews
There is something going on with Dr. Reid, he is hiding something. When the secret comes on while chasing an unsub, will they be able to save the young doctor?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/11/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
This Changed My Life by tx-honey-1989 reviews
Set in New Moon. Except the Cullen's haven't returned yet. What will happen to Bella? What is Bella hiding from the Cullen's? Will the Cullen's ever find out this secret? Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rainy Day by Boingogirl reviews
Logan/Remy/Reid SLASH Xmen/Criminal Minds Crossover Warning: Language, m/m graphic sex, Threesome SLASH YOU'VE BEEN WARNED Logan tries to take his city boys into the woods for a vacation but things don't go the way he planned. COMPLETE
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid - Complete
Promises by GreenEyes555 reviews
Isabella and her brother Jasper lived happily with their family in the 1800's, until Jasper dies suddenly coming home from war. At his funeral Bella is killed by a pale stranger. 100 years later they meet again, but who is stalking them? BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Green Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Paul Blofis, as husband of Sally Jackson, have seen that her child, Percy Jackson, tries to hide his feelings. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Finding Courage by Angels of Twilight reviews
Bella is a vampire who just moved to Forks and enrolls in Forks High. She meets the Cullens, who are also vampires. All but Edward. He is paralyzed from the waist down and hasn't been changed for the fear that it won't cure him. Can Bella's new powers help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,191 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Clouds by dsdag reviews
Yellow tries to get Red to focus on something other than Pokemon by looking at the clouds. / ONESHOT. Fluff. Specialshipping. Red/Yellow
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8679 - Favs: 11,055 - Follows: 8,395 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
St Mungo's to the Rescue by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. What if all students had to go to St. Mungo's for a health check before entering Hogwarts? Completely AU, mentioning abuse!Dursleys thus the rating , set before Harry's first Hogwarts year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Illusions by crazyaboutcullens reviews
Edward Cullen's tired of his vampire family's illusion of a human life. There's something different about the human- or so he thinks- Isabella Swan. Something he can't put his finger on. And, against his better judgement, he's determined to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,516 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Guardian, New Life by sheltie reviews
Starts after the fifth book. Total AU after that. Harry grieves for the loss of Sirius, but his life is about to turn for the better? FINISHED! Reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Attack of the Fangirl by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
A short little story about an obsessed fangirl who breaks into the BAU... Sort of a crack-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Move by HarukaxLove reviews
'I shook, I trembled... I couldn't move. Glass shattered, fire raged... I couldn't move. I heard his voice call- No... Yell my name... Only then, did I have the desire to move.' Late 9/11 Tribute Slight AmericaOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - America - Complete
Our Story: Remus by ausland reviews
Hermione and Harry tell their son Remus their story- how they fell in love during the Second War. Includes how they fell in love, and nightmares for Remus afterwards. Prequel/sequel to Our Story, but can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Hankel wasn't in view, but the camera kept rolling, showing just how still and fragile Reid was. "He's dead?" The missing reactions from episode 2.15 - Revelations. Includes reactions from Hotch, JJ, Prentiss, Morgan, and some Garcia. One-shot drabble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Logic by purplerayz reviews
The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Not Very Supportive, Eh? by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
one-shot, MAJOR JUSTIN BIEBER-BASHING! America drags Canada to a Justin Bieber concert, and Matthew is rather unimpressed by his citizen's voice...based on the video on youtube of Bieber getting hit onstage with a flying projectile thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada - Complete
Criminal Genius by sunchaser53 reviews
ON HOLD - The team of Criminal Minds is called to Las Vegas to investigate a serial killer with the help of the CSI team, yet neither team has any idea of what is really going on. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - CSI & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Truth by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Rossi finds out Reid had been kidnapped. What's his reaction to the news? Set during Conflicted. A one shot, PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
This Love by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Bella watched her parents die, and the Cullens took her in. But, Bella is a seven year old that knows too much. The Volturi want her dead, until Aro notices Bella's possible power. Raised by the Volturi, Bella see's things differently, like love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masquerade by akuoni reviews
Hide behind a mask. The world doesn't see. Take off the mask. Become free
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Take Me Out To the Ball Game by gonewritin reviews
AU: Alison Jones thinks it's great that she won free tickets to see a Yankees game and decides to share her prize with her boyfriend. Too bad she didn't know Ivan hates baseball. Russia/fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Wolverine by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella Logan has lived for over a hundred years without anyone figuring out her secret. Her growing attachment to Edward puts herself and his family in danger. When she realizes that the Cullens aren't what they seem, what will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chess by Hope-Hazard reviews
While waiting for a World Meeting to begin, England and America play chess. A bit of humor. kinda short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Inferno by ludzoo reviews
All vampires have one weakness, except Bella. Immortal in every way, Bella isn't harmed by the fire that kills her kind. Instead, fire was her only companion throughout a century of lonely years. However, that all changes when she meets the Cullens...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Friend for a Birthday by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Harry's eighth birthday. All these years, he has been having birthday parties, but he doesn't remember them at all. Totally AU, fluff, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys thus the rating , sick!Harry, just a little drabble for Harry's and Neville's birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Changing the Future by letsnotbetaken reviews
Harry Potter defeated Voldemort and is the new dark Lord. But the only person he loved is dead. He goes to the past to change the future so he can love his Hermione. Powerful!Independent!Dark!Harry HG/HP Dumbledore/Most Weasly Bashing slightAU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
America the Beautiful and Mother Russia by pickingupstars reviews
Collection of oneshots with Fem!Russia and Fem!America. The world would be a bit different...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Russia, America
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens watch New Moon by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Sequel to 'The Cullens watch Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lies We Were Told by hermoine snape reviews
They were lied to for years. They find out what actually happened to James and Lily the night they were killed. Harry learns that his best friend is closer to him than he thought. Being Betaed by: Ms. Marauder-Cullen Read her stories! It's worth it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reid's First Day by half broken moon reviews
It's Reid's first day at the BAU and someone gets off the wrong foot. Will Reid have the confidence to prove people wrong? Final chapter up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Waltz of Desires by NeokoNewman reviews
Pokemon Special, A night on the dance floor flooding with desires, just how will this night end? Specialshipping, Oldrivalshipping, Luckyshipping. Sorry for the stupid summary...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Red, Yellow
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You Found Me by paramoreunicorns reviews
On a innocent trip to the beach a Minatour kills Sally,leaving two year old Percy alone,Zeus and Poseidon come to retrieve him, only to have to take him to Olympus to have a meeting to decide whether or not Poseidon can keep him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon
Episode Withdrawal by purplerayz reviews
Are any of you starting to go through withdrawal without any new episodes yet? I am... And so is Reid! - This is NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Quiet Ones by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Anyone watching Reid in an interrogation room knows it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/26/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Lessons In Driving by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
It turns out Reid is good in a car chase, and Morgan wonders where he acquired that skill. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Karaoke Night by VampireLuver23 reviews
i was bored so i made Karaoke night with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
Consequences of the Quill by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. What if Umbridge's Blood Quill had more far reaching consequences? Set in Harry's fifth Hogwarts year, completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
America's song! by IcHa-IcHa-yaoi-KZ-style reviews
England challenges America at a meeting to name all the capitals in the world! Does he do it! Find out here! T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
A Quarter of a Soul by psychotic7796 reviews
What if Harry Potter had been born with extra powers that wizards feared and thought was myth? What if the powers he had, had not been seen for years, not since Ancient Egypt? What if he had met Yugi Mutou during the summer after 5th year? Possible SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Normal Fans by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
While looking for potential BAU recruits, Reid receives a pleasant surprise. Odd little oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
April Fools? by purplerayz reviews
Reid has a date, but no one believes him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Little Girl by Artemis Day reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I Hear America Singing by Floraluna Aria reviews
He goes out, remembering, and searching for some sign that he'll be okay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - America - Complete
Aliens and Unsubs by Holdur reviews
Spencer Reid walks into a bar and meets Mickey Smith. Criminal Minds/Doctor Who crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Mickey S., S. Reid - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Our Secret by Angelsaurus reviews
America—who is a girl in this story—collapses during a world meeting and Russia's worry over her forces him to come clean about their secret relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Knock 'Em Out by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
Garcia and Reid encounter an unsavory person at a bar. Inspired by Lily Allen's song: "Knock 'Em Out." Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
A Trip to London with Consequences by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Minerva McGonagall notices a small black cat taking a nap at an unfortunate spot; moreover, the cat doesn't smell like a real cat but rather seems to be an Animagus. Set when Harry is seven; Completely AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Crescent Moon by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sixth year X 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione’s Sixth year xmas holiday began ok, then a knock on the door turned it into a nightmare, a fatal accident and a dream led to her marriage with the man she loved, a ritual, and the end of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 5016 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix reads Harry Potter by Jet Black Lily reviews
Dumbledore discovers the Harry Potter books and shows them to the original order of the phoenix who decide to read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
Not Again by montez reviews
All that seemed to play in Jason's mind were the words, "Not Again". My take on what could have happened on that train in the episode. "Derailed"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
Time Flies by spencefan109 reviews
Never ask a genius a question with a simple, simple answer. It's cruel. Just another drabble, R&R please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
So Cries America by Takada Saiko reviews
Arthur breaks down and visits Alfred on his birthday only to find his former little brother in the most unlikely of states. R&R please :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Slytherin Surprise by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hermione listens to the Slytherins talk about house-elves and becomes upset enough to develop a complicated charm to get her revenge. Set in third year, completely AU, rating because of bad language in the first part.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Have Them Too by AhmoseInarus reviews
Reid has something in common with a suspect; scars on his body, self inflicted. When the suspect is cleared, Reid cannot let the boy leave without offering him the help that he never had. And in doing so, Reid is able to heal one of his own wounds...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/2/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Return to life by broomstick flyer reviews
this short one shot is the first thing I have written since I was taken ill and I must admit it was hard work. The story is loosely based on the challenge by Reptilla about Harry being sent back after dying. Like I said it is only loosely based Reptilla's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Not The Half Blood Prince by broomstick flyer reviews
This is my replacement for HBP, in this there will be no hurcruxes though the story will begin with Hermione's treatment of Harry starting out as it did in HBP. In this Harry doesn't put up with it for long. Also seen are some changes in the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
claws by goth.girls.don't.die reviews
bella has a brother who she's never heard of, a life she has no memory of, and a power she wants no part of. When she goes to New York; who will win? the vampire or the gambit?
Crossover - X-Men & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Remy L./Gambit, Bella
Secrets Not Told by Jasper winked reviews
Name? Bella Swan. Age? 17 years. I think. Home? What ever flies by my fancy. Not that I can be picky. As of this second, it's Forks, if Your Highness wants to know. Little, tiny details that still manage to rule my life? Yeah... I have wings. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella
Daughter of the Ocean by Jasper winked reviews
What was I, Bella Swan, powerful daughter of the almighty Poseidon, sister of Percy Jackson, doing in small town Forks, a place I obviously didn't want to be? Oh yeah, my mother. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,183 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 8,140 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Girly by Oni-at-heart reviews
Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Noticing Canada by thelivinggirl reviews
Prussia notices Canada... and more. Ficlet I churned out in a moment of PruxCan obsessiveness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Digging his Own Grave by Teddylonglong reviews
Ron is very jealous of Harry, so jealous that he tries to make him ill. Unfortunately, he succeeds but with what consequences for himself? Set in third year. Completely AU, Snape slightly OOC, evil!Ron. Sick!Harry. Originally meant as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Geek Humor by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
No one understands Reid's sense of humor... Oneshot. Sorry it's terribly short.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Changer by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with Charlie but she is more then meets the eye. She seems to know about the Cullen's and their world. But how? Something is different about her, and not just her strange scent and behaviour. Bella is something else.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,696 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That Ever Could Be by lawnmowerelf reviews
The Eleventh Doctor is taking a bit of a break on Earth and living as Spencer Reid.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Harry's Sheepy Advent's Calendar by Teddylonglong reviews
On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys'. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent's calendar story. AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream of the Founders by Molly345789 reviews
Harry gets a letter telling him not to trust Dumbledore, recieves his inheritance, a new prophecy is brought to light, he becomes an animagus, and releases powers that he never thought possible in this tale of love, danger, sacrifice, and knowledge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Let it Snow by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
The team gets snowed in at their hotel, leaving time for a game of cards and a little bonding. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
First Impression by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
What if Edward had met Bella while hunting. She had gone camping in the forest with her parents, never expecting her entire life to change once she fell asleep. With no-one there to stop him, Edward does what his instincts tell him to do. He hunts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,417 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
History by Amiable Loner reviews
What happens in the past doesn't always stay there. An old foe is after Gideon, and to make a father suffer, what better way than to hurt the son?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. Gideon, S. Reid - Complete
Firestarter by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Forks, but things become complicated when Bella discovers that the Cullens have a secret more frightening than her own. When she is targeted by a hunter, she must use her fearsome gifts to save them...and herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,019 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heroes by REIDFANATIC reviews
One Shot Spoilers for Nameless/Faceless. While in the hospital recovering from his leg injury, Reid receives a visitor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Thanks For The Teddy! by youreconfusingme reviews
When Hermione Granger is left dejected on Christmas, what will Harry Potter do to cheer her up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Bronze Dragon Quest by Savannah Rivers reviews
Beckendorf and Percy go to the messed up dragon then they hear a strange cry from somewhere in the woods.....The rest you have to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Percy J., C. Beckendorf
Sick by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Bella gets sick and the Cullens are there to help take care of her! Family fluff with a lot of Bella X Edward fluff. Post-Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Fate's Revenge by Lancelot47 reviews
After the death of her parents and her beloved Uncle Harry, Fate sends Rose Weasley back in time to put right the wrongs committed on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
New yet Old? by WeirdRandomHyperTwilightFREAK reviews
Bellas a mutant! And her older brother is none other than Logan! She had gone to Forks in an atempt 2 find him only 2 find the Cullens. Just as she was about 2 tell them the truth James attacked she ran. Now the Cullens r in New York and c her 10 yrs l8r
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Wolverine/Logan, Bella
Not What I Expected At All by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Charlie and Renee send Bella to her grandmas in England after Edward left. instead of bringing peace, the people that left her show up and her life it turned upside down. What if the reason Edward left- to keep Bella human- was irrelevant. She never was!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,234 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rescue on the Beach by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. The Dursleys grudgingly take nine-year-old Harry with them to Mallorca for their summer holiday, only to leave him alone on the beach. Just a little holiday drabble, only meant for entertainment, not a terrific plot... AU, neglect!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., R. Hooch - Complete
Conscripted by broomstick flyer reviews
A different fourth year story where being conscripted into the Tri-Wizard tournament leads to a different life for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. As its a one shot there is not much I can say here without spoiling the story for my reader.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As the Goblet Burns by pakrat77 reviews
A/U What if Hermione's name came out of the goblet instead of Harry's? Soulbonded H/Hr hopefully a bit different. 6-28 Combined existing chapters in to chapter 1. Posted new chapter 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Plan 9: The Strange Case of Bella and Carlisle by Calendulam reviews
Bella and Carlisle discover a surprising common interest, and Edward attempts to decipher exactly what they’re up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Life of Harry Potter and Hermione's part in it by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from an old man that changes her and Harry's world completely. another of the older stories written a while ago, I hope you enjoy it. r & r H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,421 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
The marriage contract by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry and Hermione recieve quite a surprise on his seventeenth birthday, Romantic novella, includes some mythical things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,069 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
because every little town has a secret by Emmett's little sister reviews
what if Emmett and Bella were brother and sister, and Bella's not the weakling people think she is..rewriten used to be twisted life i am not stephenie meyers although i kinda wish i was
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward
Harry's house by broomstick flyer reviews
Another short story from my old laptop, I'm surprised I forgot these. Any way what might have happened had Harry told Hermione about his feelings while they stayed at headquaters during the fifth year hols. H/Hr hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pureblood Conspiracy by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Did you ever wonder why Death Eaters prefer to throw stunners at purebloods and more dangerous and deadly ones at half-bloods and muggle born? Why do Aurors only use non lethal curses even when faced with lethal ones? - Harry finds out. Chap 28 up! H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,782 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reflections on Reid by REIDFANATIC reviews
SPOILERS for Amplification Hotch & Morgan reflect on Reid as they visit their friend in the hospital after Reid had been infected with a deadly virus.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Order of the murderer’s by broomstick flyer reviews
This is a short 4 chap story that was left on my old laptop. End of fifth year Harry starts the holiday feeling angry at the world. see what happens when he and his allies have somewhere to aim that anger. OoP bashing galore in this one. H/Hr broomstick
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oblivion by moonlight-pixy reviews
LJ: After another one of their fights, Lily and James' best friends decided it's time to play matchmakers. They wipe their memories of each other and lock them in the Room of Requirenment. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Fates Mistake by broomstick flyer reviews
It was just a tiny insignificant thing, one tiny change to the life the fates had planned for Harry Potter. It was a change that would change his life from the day after his name came out of the tri wizard cup. H/Hr oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 7,022 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hopeisabluebird reviews
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,477 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 169 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
United States Of America by Shimegami reviews
He called himself 'the united states' but that was a lie." America has a well-kept secret. Short drabble, but might turn into something later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/4/2009 - America
Meetings by rogueandkurt reviews
Spencer has a strange encounter. Oneshot. Reid centric. Teensy spoilers for 'Memoriam'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Unknowingly married by broomstick flyer reviews
The Finally blow has been struck, Voldemort lies dead at Harry Potter's feet, then after a glow of golden light and a bright flash Harry vanishes along with his best friend Hermione Granger The two young people are in for a surprise, read and enjoy the fu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Hundred and forty nearly Twelve by broomstick flyer reviews
My answer to Merlins challenge when he was writing Time Again, so this is my Harry back in time story, it is H/Hr all the way as during an accident 142 year old Harry goes back in time to become Eleven once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,767 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 360 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by Lost in Believing reviews
What would you do if life handed you lemons? Just another random question that Bella decides to ask to her friends. One-shot. Hope you learn a few things, and get a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 187 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Beginnings by Joey Taylor reviews
The beginning of my HPYGO Crossover. A new tournament, new faces, new cards, new troubles. With foes both old and new closing in, who can the gang trust?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,002 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The story of the couple in love by Gabby Heads reviews
Fred and George tell a story to Harry and Hermione on Halloween. A Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Do We Do Now by momma-dar reviews
How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley's when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,916 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Watch Out, World! Here Come the Marauders! by Angelauthor14 reviews
Smile, cry, and wet yourself with laughter at the tales of the irresistible Marauders. Oneshot. Please review! Rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
The Cullens play a revengefilled game of truth or dare. Bella included...DUH! jk! multiple povs!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 305 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Comic by rogueandkurt reviews
The members of the BAU have a discussion about heroes. Oneshot. SliceofLife. QuasiReidCentric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
A Different Path by Smallville Potter reviews
Harry was taken away right after Dumbledore placed him on the doorstep. Harry spent 15 yrs traveling the world and learning magic. He now returns to Hogwarts at 16. All 5 books wrapped into one. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,161 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P.
The Value of Teamwork by The-Caitiff reviews
Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Lucky by Light Avatar reviews
Oneshot. The Dursleys were luckier than they ever knew…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Remus L., Vernon D. - Complete
Familiar Stranger by Goddess Of Heather reviews
The BAU team from Criminal Minds comes to Vegas but how do Reid and Nick know each other? Case fic as well.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006
Lily, Did You Know? by Light Avatar reviews
Oneshot. Did Lily Potter know what her baby boy would grow up to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Shooting Time by GargoyleSama reviews
Criminal Minds In the aftermath of L.D.S.K. Doctor Spencer Reid goes to the target range to try and improve. He is helped by an unexpected source. ReidGarcia friendship GarciaMorgan
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the secret survivor by HorseCrazyjjm reviews
Harry has a twin sister who watches over him, read and find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004
Learn from History by Niger Aquila reviews
Completed! Harry accidentally traveled back in time, but lost his memory during the process. There he had some strange dreams about a lonely boy called Tom Riddle. What happens when the future enemies meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,742 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the end of the Dursley's by moonstonemystyk reviews
Complete After his 5th year, Harry is living back at the Dursley's. . Time travel, pranks, the marauders, a new student at Hogwarts, and a battle in Hogsmeade. HG, RH, RT, and a little JL. Story is better than the summary. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,239 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by Miranda Flairgold reviews
AU FINISHED! Harry's 5th year, mysterious OoP, Sirius's trial, new powers, responsibilities, dangers, tons of fighting, jokes and-of course, old Voldie YOU LOVE IT! REVIEW! It's really long. Read this BEFORE reading World of War
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,190 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 12/24/2001
Harry Potter and The World of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
AU FINISHED! Sequel to OoP (my version), sixth year & real war in the WW, Voldemort causing trouble and the galant OoP fighting him with Harry to help them, Fudge's a jerk, dark times be warned, blood and guts and the smell of fear! Pranks! Foes!READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 1/16/2002
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