Habetrot
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Joined 06-19-10, id: 2410708, Profile Updated: 06-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Fairy Tales.

Even caught in the thick of it, I don't think adolescence has to be this humiliating and ridiculous. Get a hobby.

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The Spinner In Forks: Twilight reviews
"What condition? Nauseated and ineffectual? I've never *seen* someone so dramatically helpless." Meet Maureen Stanley, the Mary Sue who understands how contrived everything is...and prefers it to the alternative.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,658 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
The Fairytale Truth reviews
Five-year-old Maureen Stanley is taken by her mother to a new perspective, to look for giant spiders. Instead they find a different sort of monster, and Maureen gets her first lesson in what it means to have your own opinion. M for swearing in French.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
A Place Where No One Lives reviews
Maureen Stanley has just moved to Forks, and is thankful for it...when she doesn't want to throw a knitting needle at her cousin's head. Meet the Mary Sue who knows exactly how contrived everything is-and refuses to buy into the angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,076 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jessica, Rosalie - Complete