A Drop of Poison
by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8621 - Favs: 16,907 - Follows: 17,914 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
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Understanding Does Not Presage Peace reviews
A plasma physicist reincarnates in the Elemental Nations. But since past life regression is a less than spontaneous affair, he only remembers this during his near death experience when the Kyuubi attacks the village. He does not consider this a fair exchange for the lives of his wife and children. But what can a mere civilian do but trudge on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 11/29 - Naruto U.
The Strategy of Godly Surviving reviews
[Book II of The Logistics of Good Living] His new family didn't take too much work to salvage, other than starting a medical revolution and accidentally causing a religious massacre. Unfortunately, with economic upheaval well underway, magic coming out of the woodwork, and a bloody religious schism on the horizon, it'll take a lot more work to salvage the rest of the world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,752 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 4/28/2021 - Eddard S./Ned, Robert B., Brandon S., Maester Luwin
Everything Everywhere One Thing at a Time reviews
Dreams had always been an escape for Harry Potter, but he was pretty sure that you weren't supposed to dream entire lives all at once. Now what's this whole dimensions malarkey and what does divination have to do with it? (HP / Stargate Multicrossover)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,955 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 8/2 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
The History of Valyria reviews
The History of Valyria and Her Sons, Kin of Bloodstone, Children of the Green Hand, from the Long Night to the Doom of Fire, from Myth to Magic's End.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
Sons of Suns and Sands reviews
Luke insisted this wasn't time travel, but Obi-Wan Kenobi was fairly certain that the difference was purely academic and thus of no consequence to his plans for the future. Now, as a wise and mighty anchorite who was most certainly not going to pick up where he left off as a 12-year old Initiate of the Jedi Order, what should he do first?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,741 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/13 - Luke S., Leia O., Obi-Wan K.
The Logistics of Good Living reviews
If it's true that every lucid dream is actually long-range astral projection or parallel incarnation, he had no qualms about treating this world as real. Of course, he could also be wrong. Wouldn't that be something? If nothing else, though, his new family wouldn't take quite the same amount of work to salvage as his previous one. [Brandon Stark SI]
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,770 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/28/2021 - Published: 8/20/2020 - Brandon S., Rickard S. - Complete
Past life regression isn't an easy thing when you don't have to work for it. "The Logistics of Good Living" companion piece, from the SI point of view.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Brandon S., Bloodraven, Rickard S.
Nonlinear Hyperbole reviews
Hellmouthiness was supposed to be at its lowest on Halloween, and Xander figured he might even have found a way to enjoy Herr Snyder's "request" that he and his friends take the kids out for candy bagging. So, naturally, he managed to geek his way so far into the surreal that he made history. Literally.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 102,337 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 4/5/2015
On the Shoulders of Scions reviews
The Great Dilemma was not about inevitable conflict between organics and synthetics. That was a lie. The truth was far grander and at the same time far closer. The races of the Galaxy had one name for it: Mass Effect. And Shepard was going to have to fix it. As a 10-year-old. Well shit.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,762 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 3/23/2018 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, Shepard
The Provings had been fine, but the feast for Trian's introduction as heir was too Orlesian for Maric... until the second eldest prince decided to help his brother look good at all costs, especially if his method involved a blood-soaked nug of death.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Aeducan, Maric T. - Complete
His life started in darkness and he never quite remembered how he welcomed the first light, which was probably for the best. He did remember absolutely everything that came after, though, which wasn't for the best at all.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 212,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 12/14/2016
Transformers: Prime Divide reviews
Sam refused to think it was over after Bumblebee was captured by Sector Seven and they were all carted off like criminals in the middle of the night. He just didn't expect the next bout of interference to come from within Sector Seven itself. In hindsight, though, that brazen, amazing spy hermit was right: Primus HAD only ever given life to ONE planet.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Beyond Good and Ego reviews
There are people and powers in the Cosmos that look into the shadows of possible futures and times undone as a matter of course. One doesn't even need to travel beyond Earth to find them. Sadly for all but one of the parties involved, one wholly intended consequence of this is that a close encounter of the third kind ends up overlapping a DMT trip. [Avengers/GOTG/X-Men]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 3/28/2020 - Iron Man/Tony S., Star-Lord/Peter Q., Ancient One
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,564 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hallowed Remnants reviews
Man goes where his desires take him. He travels the road of his desires and thoughts. He makes his own route—he guides his own vessel. Man is his own Destiny. And now, facing the Great Adventure with open eyes and a bold heart, a particular man has reached the point where he has some say in the matter. (Sequel to HP:DEM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 726 - Published: 3/20/2020
Master of Wood, Water and Hill reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli