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Joined 06-19-10, id: 2410952, Profile Updated: 04-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Vocaloid, and Pokémon.

Hi! I'm Vocagirl! Nice to meet you! :3

Pen name: Hatsuki Minato

Heritage: Filipino (PINOY PRIDE~! )

Accounts:

-DeviantArt: http://francheli26.deviantart.com/

-Queeky Paint: http://www.queeky.com/artist/francheli26

Interests:

-Pandora Hearts

-Hetalia Axis Powers ( And it's amazing RPGs! )

-Vocaloid

-Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Stories that I'm currently working on:

-The Forbidden Locket

-Summary: The fate of the world rests in your hands. Literally.

-Type of Story: Vocaloid; Crossover of different songs~

Other stuff to copy & paste on you profiles:


You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname ,or my space, or a facebook.

5.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

7.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8) As you read this list you think about pasting this to your profile.

9.)Then you realize that you missed number 3.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 3.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself.

12.) If you fell for that and you know that you did, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a coke.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Has never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

FRIEND: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIEND: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Know it by heart

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .

BEST FRIENDS: Has a closet full of your stuff

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that

BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will read this and then leave the page

BEST FRIENDS: Will read this and repost it!


She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom?

God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Vampire Countess, Cori Shadowfang, Ru Tsuna, vocagirl


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'll admit to this...
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ...No comment.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love/like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

These stereotypes... -_-"|||

YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND FANFICTION.NET FOR TOO LONG IF...

1. You've read and liked so many stories that you can't review or favorite them all.

2. You've noticed a favorite story has been taken down the next day...or hour.

3. You've scoured a fandom you don't paticularly like for a good parody of the series.

4. You've carefully studied your fandom(s) for any big trends in other peoples stories...

5. ...And write something different (and/or downright weird) in a desperate attempt to get attention. (It works. Trust me.)

6. You've become fanatic about sticking to canon...except when you're writing the AU to end all those wimpy, unoriginal, cookie-cutter highschool AUs.

7. You've saved a bunch of fanart on your computer.

8. You've spotted at least twenty Mary Sue stories for each fandom you're a part of. Except, of course, for the tiny, practically non-existent ones.

9. You frequently visit Youtube to satisfy your craving for your favorite anime/cartoons/manga/t.v. shows/videogames.

10. You consider fanfic writing as a hobby and take it more seriously than any of your previous ones.

11. You're quite savvy about all the fanficcing terms.

12. You can barely remember the times when you weren't savvy about them.

13. Frusturated by the overwhelming numbers of Mary Sue-like OCs, you make a few yourself just to one-up all the amatuer fanfic writers out there.

14. You've become much too fond of one-upping every single amatuer fanfic writer you come across.

15. You automatically question the logic of any serious crossovers you come across. For the humorous ones, you grab some popcorn before watching the chaos unfold.

16. You constantly mock the rabid fangirls who hate any fictional girls that are closer to their idols than they can ever be.

17. You make up new copy-and-paste things to boost profile traffic.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


The University professor challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists?"

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir; darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein


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Things to Think About

EMO= Extravagantly Made Origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
() You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(3/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
() You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(0/10) for South Italy



Germany (Ludwig)

(X?) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite food.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X) You work very hard... TOO. HARD.
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

(2/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X?) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan
((Wow Japan. I never thought I'd get a 6. XD ))

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
() You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
() You wear glasses

(1/10) for America ((> >))


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
()You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
() You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(X?) You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses
(X?) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people (...When I'm reading manga/etc., I tend to have a creepy...low...laugh, different from my voice. > >" )

(3/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(X?) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(9/10) for China ((Lol, China. You're winning already.))

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

(6/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting(Except in family)
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X)You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated(mostly)
()You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you

(6/10) for Canada [Nope, nevermind...Canada FTW]

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X)You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(4/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

() You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
() Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(...X?) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
() You're not always taken seriously
() You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(1/10) for Prussia (( Just one for Prussia... ))

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. xD
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. Russia/Ivan: :D
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'll admit to this...
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ...No comment.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. Oh, shut up.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

Okay, I DEFINITELY hate stereotypes now.

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What Lies Beneath by Jazz's Girl reviews
Italy is a happy, go-lucky, naive, cowardly crybaby, but what if there is something lurking beneath the surface? A demon that not even Romano knows? What if Russia oversteps a boundary he didn't know exists? Italy-centric AU Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire
Quest by Jira-chii reviews
A Mage, Swordsman and Wizard are unwilllingly cast onto the same path. However, under the surface of their journey, Len, Kaito and Mikuo are each embarking on their individual quests for love, acceptance, and identity.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Len K., Kaito S., Mikuo H.
Pandora Hearts Academy Host Club by PT-chan ssu reviews
"Welcome" Behind those double doors was something he would never have expected. And it changed his life forever. ElliotxLeo, Other pairings in later chapters. Follows OHSHC Plot But NOT CLOSELY
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,292 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Leo, Elliot N.
Persona Powers Hetalia by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
It all began with a simple acceptance into Gakuen Hetalia for Charice and Rizal Pacuquiao. But for the poor Philippines Twins, there's a lot more going on than meets the eye. OCs galore and some swearing, so proceed with caution. No, seriously, proceed with caution. It's filled with crack and humor ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 203,976 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/8/2011
The Altered Rotation by TsukiyoTenshi reviews
This is MY version of the Pandora Hearts anime. What would've happened if things went differently for Oz in the Abyss? The final chapter, "Epilogue: A Second Chance" up! COMPLETE!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,290 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Oz V. - Complete
Foureyes Tsuna by okiyama reviews
Glasses and battling do not mix, neither will Tsuna and violence. Often being mistaken as a weakling which I suppose he is , he had to try and survive in his school, which is full of dangerous people.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,923 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Our Lives as the Republic of the Philippines! by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Meet Charice and Rizal Pacquiao, the twins of the Philippines, as they live with the other countries and learn things that we like to call...second hand knowledge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 133,303 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010
Not Another Manual Fanfic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010
Target Tsuna by IcyFantastique reviews
A new foe has appeared in Namimori & they are threatening Tsuna's life, but these guys are worse then any other enemy the Vongola have ever faced they posses unnatrual powers and are ruthless willing to kill & torture anyone to get to Tsuna. Who are they? (HIATUS REWRITE IN PROGRESS!)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Into The Vampire World by TheCuteChibiLover reviews
Len is an average boy with a pure heart. His life was perfectly normal until he finds him self trapped in the vampire world where he meets a beautiful vampire girl named Rin. Will she protect him from the vampires, or is it all an act to get to his blood?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,829 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
I'm a WHAT! by parallel2 reviews
Tsuna thought things were back to normal.He was wrong when he find out that he is a she!Now not only she try to start her new life as a girl and with a new threat approaching.How is Tsuna going to cope all this? Fem27 X ALL
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Tsuna Has His Secrets Too by HikariNoTenshi-San reviews
What's Tsuna Sawada's secret?He's got a split-personality! bad at summeries Warning:Charactors may not all be the same looks/personality wise in my story!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The black Abyss of Pandora Heart by Darksophie reviews
While searching for the doors, Oz, Gilbert and Alice find themself transported into a strange room where someone who look exactly like Alice is asleep. What does this mean? Who is she?
Crossover - Pandora Hearts & Crimson-Shell/クリムゾン・シェル - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Oz V.
Delicious Study by tamachon reviews
In which both of them learn the value of life. Because life is too hilarious and full of fresh meat. Right? Alice x Oz. Rewritten.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alice, Oz V.
The Three Souls by Emaginethat reviews
Cross over of three mangas, three boys. Interested? Come read and review C:
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ciel P., Oz V.
Philippines' Letters to the World by solitarycloud reviews
DISCONTINUED:: The Philippines, after being asked by her boss to improve foreign relations, decides to write letters too. People, nations, OC's, capitals, everyone really, is invited to write. Rated are T to be safe :D Chapter 359: Valencia 29
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 359 - Words: 127,359 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
The Assassin by invertedrainbow reviews
AU. Ferb Fletcher is the best assassin in the business, so when he was hired to assassinate a roomful of acquaintances of the Flynn Family, he thought everything would go smoothly... until all that's left to do is kill Phineas Flynn. F/P
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,490 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Pandora Hearts: Supreme Dare! by Katy Starcatcher reviews
Feel free to dare your favorite characters here! Have fun making fun of your PH characters!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010
Anesidora's Abyss by Ikiwa reviews
The finale begins and Elliot desperately tries to save his precious one, but all odds are against him as the true monster finally awakens. A heartbreaking ending for Wonderland begins with just one death. His. Genderbending Elliot x Leo
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,585 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
The Red Spade by Medusa Q reviews
A twisted Vocaloid adaption of 'Little Red Riding Hood' - She headed to the woods to look for her grandmother, but what she didn't expect was to fall in love with the one who had almost eaten her up. - Len/Rin, Werewolf!Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,811 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Intertwined Bonds by Breathless02 reviews
Right when Tsuna was born, his parents were killed and somehow he finds himself in Reborn's care. What will become of him and...are those cat-ears! A little AU : Main pairing: R27, suggestions of Allx27.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,031 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dear Alice by BlackRabbitAlice435 reviews
Alice and Alyssa are twin princesses. But who knew their future would become stained with blood by knowing the dark past of a person. And while their at it, they fall in love? What will happen...?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Alice, Oz V.
Forgotten Memory by ChinasPandaARU reviews
Ivan and Yao were best friends, but one day, Yao disapeared from Ivan's life forever. So why did Yao show up in Ivan's class, and why can't he remember him? Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, China
The Lion and the Unicorn by starlingnight reviews
When Oz and Alice accidentally set a malevolent Chain free, that's only the start of their problems. On the run from Pandora, can they hunt down the Chain, team up with one of their worst enemies and face their own inner demons? Animeverse AU.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,801 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Oz V., Charlotte, Alice - Complete
HetaOni: Letters to MonsterAlien Thingy by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
Are YOU a HetaOni lover? Are YOU a Monster-Alien Thingy hater? Well, let all your feelings come out with "Letters to Tony"! Please feel free to use as many cuss words as you like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Chain and Her Contractor by cloudy eve reviews
11 moments in the life of a Chain and her Contractor. Oz x Alice. Number 3: Choice. There was Jack, and there was Oz. A gentle smile and an insecure frown. Alice ran to one of them.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Oz V., Alice
Under The Sea by BlackRabbitAlice435 reviews
Alice was normal school girl, always got scolded by the teacher and always got helped by her friend and crush Oz. One day th teacher was tired of giving her detention so, Alice got an special assigment. But this assigement is going to be more special...
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alice, Oz V.
A Christmas Carol of DOOM! by Invader Phoenix reviews
To liven up a dull Christmas party, Gen tells an altered version of A Christmas Carol. Tak's heart has becomed hard and cold. With the help of three ghosts, she learns of her own brutality, a shocking secret, and a horrid future. Kinda romance-y.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Tak - Complete
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I'm WHO? by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Yup, England does something stupid again. This time, he turns Germany into a child! It would be extremely funny if it hadn't been for one small problem...and it's not that he can't turn back to normal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Hetalia: The Fantasy Story by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
He was sent here on a mission...but what can he do when he can't even recall who he is? What is his purpose? What does he need to do? Ah Romulus, you and your entrance seem to love them innuendoes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,080 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Role Playing by VocaloidSinger reviews
"Can you pretend to be my girlfriend? Just for today" he asked me. "Just for today?" "Unless you want more". RinXLen. i'm bad at summary : i hope you like the story though. DISCONTINUED
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Sawada Tsunayoshi by HK-Breakdown reviews
Tsuna was kidnapped. he was tortured over and over again, until his guardians finally came and save him. but when they found him... he was lying in a pool of blood, dead...kidding.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Ad Finem by Waiting.At.The.End reviews
"They were going to kill you fratello. So I said I would take your place." The 150th anniversary of the Unification of Italy marks the lack of need for two representations, and one would have to disappear. Because in the end, "nothing lasts forever."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Twisted Nightmare by Keiko Sahara reviews
Everybody knows the nice and kind Italy. Everybody treated him like a piece of land, while he just sat there and took it.What would happen if Italy were to finally snap? Who would have to pay for his suffering?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Disaster Drabbles by SariaHael reviews
It seems that Belarus spreads chaos wherever she goes. Not that we didn't already know that. Now its up to the nations of the world to stop the disaters she brings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Belarus, N. Italy
Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Italy? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Due to one of England's magic spells, the Italy brothers have their personalities switched! How will Germany handle a negative and violent Italy, and how will Spain deal with a cheery and oblivious Romano? -Spamano, Gerita, and slight Prucan-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Lacie's Pendulum by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:GilbertxOz:. In order to save Oz from the clutches of the Abyss, Gilbert must make an illegal contract; with Oz as his Chain.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
Into the past by Sappire-Gold45 reviews
March is from a future where Pandora and Baskervilles exist underground while topside is ruled by the Will of Abyss. She is the Contractor for Mad Hatter & Mad March plus an illegal blind chain who brought her back 200 years in the past to stop something.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
Hypnotized by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Rin was a poor health weak vampire & her guardian/mentor Meiko went AWOL. With Len a human finding her, will Rin perform the age old ritual and make him her charmed one? Oh and Rin has a hunter on her track! O: Rin x Len Kaito x Meiko Luka x Gakupo
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,154 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Persona 4 Amnesia by Crystal Amaris reviews
Based after game, so spoilers inside. After getting hit by a car, will he ever recover? Possible shonen-ai later on.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Yosuke H., Souji S./Yuu N.
King Of The Castle by Flashlight QUEEN reviews
Rich girl Rin is dating her "Prince" Kaito, But what happens to her feelings for Kaito when a hot blond, Len Kagamine, a "prince" that could rival kaito transfers, who is really the king of Rins castle? Rikkio T. F.F.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Ookami by Rivenoir reviews
How would Love bloom for a regular human, and a creature of the night? Rin x Len, Werewolf!Len
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
The Perfect Duet by SimplisticDreams reviews
Rin Kagamine is the new leading soprano at the Vocaloid Opera House. But there is a rumor that says that all the previous divas mysteriously disappeared. Will the same happen to her? And who is this mysterious boy that is in love with her? R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by xxKerii-tan reviews
A collection of oneshots, all put together and based off the original story, Incompatibility. These cut scenes are now available here! Multiple pairings, incredibly random, emotional, and funny. RinxLen, MikuxDell, MikuoxAkaito, GumixGakupo, and more!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
Butterfly by Aineshi reviews
Rin is a heiress who lost her memories after her parents were murdered. All she remembers is a mysterious lullaby. Who's this boy in her dreams? What's this mark on her shoulder? A new circus in town may hold the answers... HIATUS.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Time and Time Again by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:GilbertxOz:. There are things you don't know about me, things I'll show you now. Brace yourself.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
Imagine you were there by Green Sphynx reviews
Imagine you would unknowingly pass through a gate and end up in the world of Pandora Hearts. Here's a story of a girl who is that lucky. Or is she unlucky?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V., Cheshire Cat - Complete
VOCALOID working title, prone to change by Chris Star reviews
AU. Len had always led a normal life as a seventeen-year-old high school student. But one day, strange things start happening around him. Who is the mysterious blue-haired man he met in the park? And what does he have to do with Len?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Len K., Kaito S.]
Hope by serrahchan reviews
My name is Kagamine Rin. I'm only an ordinary 15 years old teenager.My life change when a weird guy named Len ask for my help to save a place called Land of Hope. full summary and pairing inside
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Growing Up Together Vocaloid Childhood by VocaloidFOREVER reviews
Miku and her brother Mikuo were just six and seven when they met Rin, Len, Haku, Neru, Kaito, Meiko, Luka, and Gackupo. They made a promise NEVER to forget them. Then when they have to leave for a while will they come back? *ON HIATUS*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010
Miku's Nightmare by mrs.kirby13 reviews
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Vocaloid or the characters/songs. I have added parts to the story to make more sense of it. I am merely a fan of the Dark Woods Circus series and am putting a story to the songs.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Miku H. - Complete
A long, long time ago by MiaAmerne reviews
Len has a recurring dream that leaves him confused. But, when him and Rin find the journal of one of their ancestors, a ruthless Princess, Len finds that the mystery of his dream is slowly being revealed. AU. Takes place in Daughter of Evil world.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Len K.
Thorny Yellow Roses by Crescence reviews
So, this is another story of Akuno series. I know there has been many versions of it, but I can't help wanting to make one from my own perception. Rated for rather serious story, I guess. Please enjoy! PS: Added characters here and there
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
Sadistic Vampire by Akibaraneko reviews
Len is a vampire. Rin is a human. When Len's constant thirst for blood drives him out of the forest he calls home and to Rin, what will happen? Will he fall in his own trap? Or will his drive for blood consume him? RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Wonderland by Destined To Repeat reviews
When time runs out. Oz's second and final exile to the abyss.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Oz V., Alice - Complete
Finding Odd Feelings by BlackMoonTiger reviews
Getting Engageded was the last thing Alice wanted. After always getting what she wants, she never thought she would ever have to try and keep her fiance.Especialy when her fiance's friend has her eye on him too.So she goes to school w/him Oz&Alice Bit OC
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Alice, Oz V.
Wonderland's Wizard of Oz by nibbler56 reviews
When Oz and Alice fall into another world, what kind of dangers will they face? How will they get back home! Pandora Hearts Alice in Wonderland Wizard of Oz chapters
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Oz V., Alice
Let This Nightmare Continue For Eternity by wuzimiko reviews
What would happen if Zai revealed that Elliot was his real son in my opinion.Main character is Oz though......
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Oz V. - Complete
If You Thought the Last One Was Messed by RevansRubber Duck Darth Nimble reviews
Sequel to "What the Flip Went Through My Mind Making This" Don't need to read the prequel, but probably a good idea to do so.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alice, Oz V.
Haruhi wants Vocaloids by MeganekkoTenshi reviews
Haruhi now not only wants time-travellers,espers and aliens anymore, she now wants robots from the future that can sing .Who else fits this criteria more than vocaloids?
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Haruhi S., Len K.
Back in Wonderland by yuukifan001 reviews
A bipolar Queen, a cowardly King, and a treacherous Jack? What more can Oz and Co. ask for?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010
Alice and Alice by HyperCandy reviews
This is my little idea of what a Pandora Hearts movie would be like. What happends when the Will of the Abyss wants to leave the abyss? *Note* The will of the abyss will be typed as Alyss, and Alice B-rabbit will be typed as Alice.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alice, Will of Abyss
The Pandora Files by KingoftheLab13 reviews
Oz and Alice have disapeared into the abyss and Sharon has died, leaving Break and Gilbert alone in the human world. But whats the abyss like anyway? And where will the heartbreak end? BreakXGil & AliceXOz AdaXEliot
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Xerxes B.
Doldrums by PrincessKairiHikari reviews
Alice has been feeling down in the dumps lately. She just can't seem to get her feelings straight. She seems to be discovering love. How can this be? And with her servant? Will she be able to tell him? And how?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
In the Case of an Ooc Bullet by ThreeWayDart reviews
When Tsuna is not exactly Tsuna thanks to a big headed mechanic's dying will bullet modification. Written solely to satisfy my urge to see Tsuna with different personalities. I want requests!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Into the abyss by tyleetty reviews
I looked at my pale reflection in his bathroom mirror. The thin needle on my chest had moved again only minutes ago leaving another part of an intricate pattern on my chest.' Oz's time is up, will he make it back from the abyss? will he survive the dark?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Oz V., Alice
Paper Thin by Wolf-of-Words reviews
The Abyss is not always a place. It is a state of mind, and it haunts Oz even in his dreams. Oneshot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Oz V. - Complete
Rain Clouds by Kyrii-chan reviews
At the age of seven, Oz meets the only daughter of the Baskerville family. The girl that was hidden away from society by her own father. They become fast friends and strike a promise that will tie them together forever. LOTS of OOC-ness ahaha.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Oz V., Alice
Experimental Chain by Virgilia-sama reviews
Futurefic. Gillian, the "Grand Duke of all Four Houses", is on the verge of being kidnapped. He decides to take a risk and take cover in the Vessalius Mansion....
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009
You Make Me Feel by Nekkun reviews
Oz finds himself back in a place he never wanted to see again. The Will of the Abyss decides to play nice and grant his wish. Stupid decision, or not, his life will never be the same... R&R if you dare! OZ/GILBERT
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven
Kiss Me, Kill Me by Remmy M.L reviews
A new task is given to Gilbert of the Nightray manor. Mission: Kill the last heir of the prestigious Vessallius family. Trick? Going undercover as "Raven", Oz's new bodyguard. Problem? Falling in love with the target. Catch? Oz is already dead. GilxOz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
Pandora Hearts: He's my master? by shadowdragon1234 reviews
Oz knows his time's up when his mark makes a complete revolution. But what if someone intervenes and instead of being dragged down into the abyss but was sent into the world of He is my Master? Only one thing can happen! Pure insanity plus humor!
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Oz V.
The End by Kame-Fey reviews
Oz knows he has little time left. His seal has made a full revolution. Now he awaits the last push towards being pulled deep into the Abyss. One Shot
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Oz V. - Complete
Colors of the Heart by Lily Maxwell The Dark Angel reviews
In which Gilbert is a musician and Oz is the sun. Did you know music is made of many colors, much like love? Alternative Universe // Gil/Oz
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
Snow White Reflection by MoonlitMelody reviews
Everyone has heard of the black rabbit, but what ever happened to the white? A short look into the thoughts and feelings of a certain Will. *Warning: contains spoilers up to chapter 31*
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Will of Abyss - Complete
Six Chances by Katraa reviews
Riddled with curiosity about the Tragedy of Sabrie, Oz and company are lead back to the place where it all began--and all will end, and start once more, and end. It's a constant battle of light, dark, right, wrong, past, and present. What's the reality?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Oz V.
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A Nightmare's Reality
"I wonder…" Touya began to think aloud as he slumped backwards onto his bed, looking up at the light-green colored ceiling. "What would it be like if N wasn't part of Team Plasma?" AU Rated T just to be safe. Set in the Unova Region in Black and White.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, Cheren
The Forbidden Locket reviews
The fate of the world rests on your hands. Literally. A/N:Rated T just to be safe.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Rin K., Len K.