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Author has written 3 stories for Mass Effect, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

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Mass Effect: Newton's Second Law by Raven Studios reviews
Commander Jalissa A. Shepard is back. Now, coping with the fallout of her own death and caught in an unpleasant alliance of necessity, she and her crew scramble to stop the Collectors. Mass Effect 2 as told through 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 230 - Words: 236,665 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3h - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shepard (F)
Masses to Masses 4 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,002 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K., Kasumi G.
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/10/2010
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,655 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Towards Better Things by Zerbinetta reviews
The Hawke family leaves Ferelden before the Blight, believing Tevinter to be a better cover for three apostates. But nothing is surrendered easily in Minrathous, least of all tradition and vengeance. Based on a kinkmeme prompt, eventually Hawke/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,845 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
The Girl They Called Jane by SuperFreak85 reviews
John Shepard gave his life on the Collector base to destroy it and save his team. Now the team must find John's sister and convince her to take up were John left off. But can they make a hero out of someone who never wanted to be one in the first place?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,916 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Friction by Remmak reviews
When Blair Hodges - a human amputee - visits a drell psychologist to cope with phantom pains, the last thing she expects is to be offered a cure through ritual hypnosis. The last thing Naveed Eldrani expects is for his patient to accept. ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - OC
The Hitman and the Clone by ghost.713 reviews
Two surprisingly average people who never saved the galaxy, unlike their famous family members.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
E Tenebrea Et Lux by MitisVenatrix reviews
CoAuthored by LunaMax1214. The more things change, the more they stay the same. The continuing story of Garrus and Teandra, as they struggle with the darkness within each other... and themselves. Sequel to "Omega" and "Partners, Comrades, Friends" ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,978 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Home by WastedHeart reviews
After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Subject Echo by ValkyrieKat reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if a Male Paragon Shepard met a Female Renegade Shepard... sort of. Cerberus uses John Shepard's DNA to create a clone. This story is placed after ME2 spans the time through a theoretical ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,862 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Six Murders by Pirate Thirteen reviews
When a human named Six is released from prison, he crosses criminal lines into the realm of calculated, serial killer. It is up to the vigilante, detective-for-hire drell named Sariel Vier and a few allies to stop the murders.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Partners, Comrades, Friends by MitisVenatrix reviews
Coauthored by LunaMax1214. When the flirtatious warrior takes a hardened veteran under wing, both are left to wonder just who is being taught. A friendship fic with hints at something more, this is Teandra and Garrus' story, beginning on the Council steps
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,112 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Small Spaces by lyssalu reviews
Sound really carries in small, echo-y spaces. This, on top of the cramping, heat, and awkward positioning, can make things pretty...uncomfortable, but it's not all bad. Sometimes closeness is all it takes to get things running again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
Connection by Beautiful Wednesday reviews
The Normandy returns injured but triumphant, much like her crew. Garrus and Shepard set about the daily business of putting themselves back together, knowing the next fight is soon to come. Paragon Fem.Shepard/Garrus. Spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Timeless to Me by LunaMax1214 reviews
COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Learning Experiences by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Unlucky by Shoedynn reviews
A Turian cop, hoping to breeze through his job and life, finds himself starting to try when he is forced to do his job with his new, enthusiastic, and inexperienced partner.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
A Spectre in More Ways Than One by Selkit reviews
Garrus has an unusual question for Shepard. FemShepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just Once by styx-theta reviews
An elaboration on the final romance scene between Femshep and Garrus. Rated M for adult smexytime themes. I promise I tried to keep it tasteful. This is my first fanfic, so please be nice?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Garrus V. - Complete
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Raven Studios reviews
Pre-Mass Effect. Jalissa Shepard meant to stay a farmer on Mindoir after high school. And then the batarians came. 100 prompts. 1000 words. From Mindoir, through basic, to Elysium, to just before boarding the Normandy. Snapshots of Shepard's life. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 103,971 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Omega by MitisVenatrix reviews
This is the story of a detective turned vigilante, and the woman who inspired him to right the galaxies' wrongs. Tells of the Archangel's fall on Omega, into the darkness and Teandra's arms... Set between Mass Effect 1 & 2. Coauthored by LunaMax1214.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,315 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Difference Between by gaarafreak reviews
Following the events of ME1&2, Shepard is called back to the Citadel to diffuse the anti-human sentiment among non-humans, spearheaded by a very unhappy Turian political party. Spoilers for ME1&2 abound. Garrus/Shepard F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
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Offering a hand reviews
TF: Prime, post Predacons Rising. KnockOut tries to fit in. Crackship KnockOut/Ultra Magnus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23 - Knock Out, Ultra Magnus, Ratchet - Complete
I'b not zick reviews
Another mk fill. "Shepard's LI catches a cold."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ticklish turian reviews
an mk fill "Are turians ticklish?"
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete