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Just a lowly deprived male looking for some interesting stories to read...

i have nothing else really to say i mean who looks at profiles now a days?

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
break your heart - Taio Cruz

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Water Temple - Legend of Zelda

3. Your teacher is...
one more time - daft punk

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Mind Forest - Gackt

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
lollipop (Candyman) - Aqua

6. What would your best friend say about you?
We are Broken - Paramore

7. How do you feel right now?
Alejandro - Lady Gaga

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
live like you were dieing - Tim Mgraw

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

horse race - Legend of zelda

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Do you know - Enrique Iglesias

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
kiss me - new found glory

12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
Game over - Legend of zelda

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...

Welcome to the 60's - Hairspray

14. Your life's theme song is...
Be a Man - Aqua

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
No Me Ames - Jennifer Lopez

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Boom Boom Boom Boom - Venga Boys

17. Your motto is...

welcome to my life - Simple Plan

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
i like your hair - Scotty Vanity

19. Whad did you dream about last night?
One Way Love - Antic Cafe

20. Any last words?

World is Mine - Len Kagamine

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"In that direction" waving the other paw, "lives a march hare"

the kh survey :3

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Most likely between Marluxia or Sora

2. Your favorite KH girl?

ick... none (holds earbud in ear) What i have to choose? ummm okay then probably aqua

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

probably Vexen

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

KAIRI! She shouldn't even be in the game... stoopid disney and them not wanting SoRiku associated with them...

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

hard to choose will come back to this later

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro KH1 (with Deep Jungle KH1 as a close runner up)

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Fenir cuz well i worked my butt off to get that key and it helped me complete the game 98%, such as minigames

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

kingdom key just cuz it is soooo boring to look at

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

genin master i think or was it final?

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)


11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SoRiku just cuz well they are amazing and made for each other ;3 (thank you Square Enix)

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

any pairing with boyxgirl :( not so hot

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

will come back to this later

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

riku x roxas

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

will come back to this later

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)


SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

I + VII = love not 8

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

no not even close

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

no just a man with style

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?


SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Olette because namine is a part of kairi

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

well the game is out now and i beat it multiple times xD

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

no because I love the voices of zexion and marluxia also loved seeing larxene and venxen's deaths

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

I would have to say (after hours of thinking) Sora

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

will come back to this later

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

i can't remember all of the embarrassing moments that i have had but having spent 10 minutes trying to kill a shadow

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would like to cosplay Riku but don't have time to make the outfit and also because i have a sora waiting for me to make he outfit x3

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

will come back to this later

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx (2nd time) OMG he is extremely hard especially when underleveled on expert mode D:

then it is Xaldin with sweet memories keyblade

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

1000 heatless battle, will come back to this later

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?


32. Zexion or Marluxia?

nooo i don't wanna choose but Marluxia

33. Riku or Roxas?


34. Roxas or Sora?


35. Axel or Demyx?


36. Kairi or Larxene?


37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?


38. Namixas or Namiku?


39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?


40. SoKai or SoRiku?


41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?


43. CloTi of Clerith?


44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Fallen like died in combat?

sephiroth, cloud, leon (KH1), Demyx (2nd time), Xaldin, Xigbar, Lux- *earbud speaks to me*

oh like love okay well then:

Sephiroth, Cloud, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Sora (KH2), Riku (KH2), Zexion and many more

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

KH + Naruto

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

ven and roxas both have the same voice actor


Vanitas and Sora

Xehanort and Terra

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

BIRTH BY SLEEP... i have lost sleep over this game

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 because it is all around better, controls/outfits/keys/plot

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Definitely ONE of the BEST... because of SORA and his amazing cuteness and the amazing story line

-Stereotyping Is Bad...-

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I was born on the day of Marluxia +Saix
In the month of Axel
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin
And I'm Axel + Demyx years old.
My favorite number is Xigbar!
But my lucky number is Saix or roxas!
If you get it, put your own on your profile

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

14-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoyed people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

95 percent of teenagers would be crying if Miley Cyruswas on the edge of the Rialto Tower.
Paste this to your profile if you are 1 of the 5 percent saying "JUMP BITCH!"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, AurouraandRosalieWannabe, volley07, GothicWolfGirl, sexi zexy

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have no idea why you're here, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cross over to the dark side. (We have cookies and chocolate cake!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you spend all your free time with electronics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that freaking Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

It's not the heights that scare me; it's the other end of the height and the bone-shattering impact that scare me. If you have ever thought this before, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary.

If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when you're off in your own little world, and you think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
-'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
-Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
-Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good excercise.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion, because, really, you want to break your teeth on a frozen pea.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Whose body? Are you sure I can't do it to my stalkers?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...or they've had reports of people murdering thier kids...sad.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious. Do they mean Putting people's fingers in there?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a Butler Amusements Farris-Wheel
The cleanest show in the west!
(Does that mean that there's dirty ones in the East?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(OMG! We're Chinese!)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Yeah, do I even need to comment on this?

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate sterotypes, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer!!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Betty
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green
3. Your first initial? R
4. Your month of birth? August
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. George
7. Your favorite number? 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). i don't wish instead i dream
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'CHICKEN BUTT HAIR DUDE', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile.

If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file.

79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Axel even looked cool killing him. GO AXEL!!)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Who Are You In Organization XIII? will do this later

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments
You like cold days.

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person. (only a really bit)

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv did this on paper have to find it vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Marluxia

2- Zexion

3- Demyx

4- Axel

5- Xigbar

6- Luxord

7- Saix

8- Xemnas... Mansex

9- Xaldin

10- Lex

11- Vexen

12- Roxas

13- Larxene

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?


2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?


3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?


4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Finally the god damn prick decided to make it offical

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?


6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?


7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

no more like... EWWWWW

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Scalding Passion

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?


10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

maybe... if five wasn't six inches up three's arse 24/7

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Top: Xaldin Bottom: Luxord

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

it has but in my opinion no...

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?


14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

hyperactive, blue haired emo b*tch

mom = 12

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Flambouyant threesome yaoi crack

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Let the love between you two burn for an eternity and passion drive home all night ;D *pelvic thrusts air repeatedly*

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The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,514 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 11h - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Roomies by lonegungal17 reviews
Kurt learns Sue Sylvester is a powerful enemy when she forces Karofsky & him to be roommates at nationals. Can Kurt help Dave stop pretending & come out? AU. Major pairings: Kurtofsky, Brittana, Klaine, Samcedes, Finchel & Santofsky/ Fave friendships.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,635 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Fox's Gift From A Dog by Aiden Shield reviews
Naruto wakes up in a forest, naked, in konoha with no idea of what happened the previous night, except for trying to pull a prank on a certain dog boy... KibaXNaru, KashiXIru, other pairings to follow as story progresses. Yaoi, Rape, MPreg, Sex, angst...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Music For A Song by deactivated2015-10-03 reviews
When Dave Karofsky's problem-child cousin comes to town, she somehow manages to screw up everything, especially his routine of keeping his distance from Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,907 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Falling in love in the wrong place by ZachMonty reviews
When Peeta is approached by Cato to team up with the careers he is surprised. He is even more surprised when the brute kisses him. Read as they both learn to deal with their feelings in one of the most dangerous places. Peeta/Cato Slash Peeto.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Cato, Peeta M.
Billy Brown by vkdemon reviews
Kurt/Karofsky Future!Fic Oh, Dave Karofsky had lived an ordinary life. Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife. While it was all going accordingly to plan. Then Dave Karofsky fell in love with another man
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
The Princely Slave by LazurusRising238 reviews
Arthur has been missing for eight months, and only his servant hasn't given up on the chance of finding him alive. But when Merlin finally gets a lead, he realises he might already be to late to save his friend.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,599 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
sweet dreams never last by PsYcHoTiC AlBiNo LuVeR reviews
yaoi, warning, may be depressing. depressed and feeling alone Joey looks for comfort to hide from his past. collapsing from heat and fever. someone comes to save him. but who? read and see.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Want me by Mark Ash reviews
Kurt is a normal teenage boy with normal teenage needs. And Dave Karofsky is… a secret webcam whore? Smutty in places, but not for lack of trying. AU from Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,655 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Branded by Schizzar reviews
Soren has finally given up on trying to live a normal life and has decided to take Stefan up on his offer. But there's more secrets to his identity, secrets even he didn't know about. More info inside, rated M for a reason. Stefan x Soren
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,688 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Stefan, Soren - Complete
Brother by IntravenousDollhouse reviews
Groose and Link share a conversation concerning an absent Zelda. "You know, you look a bit like her." Groose/Link. Rated T because I am paranoid. Mild shounen-ai .
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Link, Groose - Complete
Cherish by Jesserfly reviews
A drunken encounter with Yuan and Lloyd leaves Kratos in a position he finds he rather enjoyable, if not bittersweet. Written for The Tales Of Kink Meme. Threeway!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
The Trouble with Suprises and Insecure Boyfriends by kathrynw221291 reviews
established merthur. merlin has a surprise for arthur, but arthur starts freaking out when merlin isnt there when he wakes up in their bed. smut and fluff ensue. little bit of semi-angst but merlin fixes it.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love Unexpected by AndyBeaux reviews
When Derek and Mark have some hot and unexpected sex, their relationship...will change... WARNING: THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ AS EXPLICIT SLASH CONTENT.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Derek S., Mark S.
When The Man Comes Around by johngirlwalton reviews
Zombie madness Glee style. All major characters. Klaine Friendship, eventual Kurtofsky Romance. Something strikes the east coast of the United States, causing a fast moving Zombie plague virus. Rated Mature for violence, language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,440 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Being You by MorphMagic reviews
After a freak accident Dave gets a chance to get to know Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Good Boy Kurt by GoldenPetal13 reviews
AU - Set in Senior year. Kurt never went to Dalton and he and David found an interesting way to deal. Adult themes, smut, boy on boy, other warnings inside, not your thing then please move on...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 272,084 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The New Kid by BiScUiTmAsTeR reviews
Chapter 28 is up :D. People around every corner out to get them, break them up, or catch them in the act. Let's see how elusivly smart this couple is. Rated M for lucious yaoi of course! Anything other than that? I think not you sillies. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,955 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
The Edge of Glory by CosmicStar reviews
Kurt returns for his Senior year and continues to help Dave as he struggles with his identity. But when their friendship starts to bloom into something more, will both of them be able to come to terms with how they feel? An AU Kurtofsky. Chapter 4 is up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Coming Home by HEREtoPARTY reviews
When David goes MIA on a mission in the military for almost a year, Kurt wonders if he should move on. Lame summary.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Because No One Remembers Robert Fleischman by Firithnovwen reviews
Every Romantic Comedy Movie Cliché indicated that this was Dave's moment. The old gang reunites for a big performance for their High School reunion. Old feelings and New Drama Kurtofsky, Brittana and a few other pairing. Very Mature
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Notice Me by HEREtoPARTY reviews
Kurt's hit with the unexpected when on his way to start his life in New York. David/Kurt in the future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by UpsidedownShortcake reviews
Kurt abruptly looked up. Suddenly McKinley, Blaine, Glee, everything he knew and loved became foreign and unimportant. The only thing that mattered was Kurt Hummel and Dave Karofsky, standing close under the flickering light of a street lamp. Lemon
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Something There by NightmareLullaby13 reviews
Just a one-shot between Kurt and Dave that may turn into a chaptered fic. It takes place after Dave runs out after telling Kurt he isn't ready to come out yet. M for language just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Oh, What A Way To Get Caught by LittlePinkHouses reviews
Five times Kurt and Dave got caught making out and one time they got caught doing so much more. Kurt/Dave, slash, established relationship after chapter one
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
That's not cheating by Chesh-cat-rus reviews
Kurt and Blaine are dating, and Kurt is sure he'll fail when they do something more 'risky'. So, he thinks that Dave Karofsky can 'teach' him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Chasing Tail by redfoxyboi reviews
Naruto is in college and gets molested into a relationship with the school's #1 jock, Kiba. How can Naruto control another guy twice his size? Can he even control himself? Featuring InoXSakura, and SaiXSasuke. Rated M for a reason! *cough* SEX *cough*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,314 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
One Sister Away by Emziie reviews
Joey has a crush on Kaiba, but Kaiba acts like he hates him at school. What will Joey do when Kaiba shows up at his family's door for dinner as Serenity's boyfriend? Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Damaged Goods by Sodapops reviews
After failed attempts at getting his friend Sasuke back, Naruto lost faith in the world and opted to become a mere tool for missions. Yet he quickly finds out that things are easier said than done when Kiba starts chasing his ass around. KibaNaru/NaruKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,071 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Savior by mortenavida reviews
In the summer of 1995, Dudley Dursley's life changed. In the fall of 1999, one man changed forever. Written for dudley redeemed 2010. Dudley/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Dudley D., George W. - Complete
Last Christmas by Duckiedemyx reviews
A song fic of SetoXJoey. Sorry i suck at summaries.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Curiosity by AlexLynette reviews
One of Stan and Kyle's sleepovers get a little interesting...Style. Haha, no sex, just a handjob and kisses in this one.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
What's wrong with people? by ILoveSouthPark6 reviews
Kyle is wondering what people are talking about and why some people are acting wierdly. Contains Boy love. Style, Creek, Bunny Story is better the summary
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Target by Mardigny reviews
Joey is employed by a contract killing agency that calls upon him whenever they have cleaning up to do. But how will he react when he discovers his next victim? Rated T for language; Puppyshipping; translation of the French "Cible" by supersophieuh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,528 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Goodnight, McDreamy by McWordy reviews
CHAPTER 8 UP AFTER HUGE DELAY. BIG YUMMY DELICIOUS SLASH / Post-season 3. "It's over. It's so over." Derek and Meredith are finished. Who's left to pick up the pieces? Graphic Slash. Derek, Mark, Alex, George, Owen, Chief and more to come!
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Derek S., Mark S.
Baby Doll by StyleFTW reviews
Based on the episode Follow That Egg The gang have to look after a baby doll for a week Parings: Mainly Style StanxKyle . But also, Creek CraigxTweek , Candy CartmanxWendy and Benny BebexKenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Memory Awry by Courtanie reviews
Ignore the crappy title. Stan forgets things and Kyle's mad. But not for long. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Secret Revealed by iwasnthere622 reviews
ZELLOYD oneshot. The group travels to make the next pact on their list. But what happens when Zelos and Lloyd room together and noises can be heard by all? Lemon-scented.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
You, Me, and Us by kluna reviews
Joey started having dreams and flashbacks of a certain past he know nothing about, and now he's on his way to Egypt to find out more about this Jono person he keep dreaming about, and the truth behind his death in ancient past and rebirth...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Yaoi Emblem: Path of Raunchiness by FlamingDoritos reviews
Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,792 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Cherry by octo-spark reviews
It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Moments With Rich Boy by MarketTheBloodLine reviews
I suck at summaries so I'll say this. It's SetoxJoey, a little Lime and Lemon, suggestive themes, language. Don't like, don't read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Are there no Straight guys here? by shihana no ki reviews
If you played fire emblem this is basically it only a yaoi version.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Ike
Draconic Prince by Mkay3223 reviews
A young boy is driven from his home by a horrible crime, he escapes his terror by crossing over to the human realm by accident. But what will happen when his true self starts to appear in front of his friends and the man he loves?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Our Love Is Forbidden, Our Love Is Invincible by White-Tainted-Red reviews
Kiba Inuzuka, a Nazi official, watches a beautiful blond man cross the street. A yellow star is sown onto his coat. The next thing he knows, he has the man cornered in a nearby alley. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Lust, Lust, Lust by plinkerton reviews
Marek fic. It will probably be more than a oneshot. I hope. I love love love this pairing. It's beautiful. :'D Seriously, if you don't want to read filth spewed from my precious brain, turn away now. :
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Derek S., Mark S.
Flowering and Deflowering by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
A secret admirer is leaving flowers all round the school for Dudley Dursley to find. But it's an all-boys' school. So what does that mean? Slash .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Dudley D., Piers P. - Complete
Hit the Showers! by Zorvix reviews
Gym class can be quite exciting... KibaNaru, rated for obvious reasons :3 Oneshot, maybe more in the future, though not likely at the moment. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Naruto by little toshiro reviews
Naruto becomes temporary leader of Team 8, and Kiba starts to question more than just the Hokage's judgment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Be Careful Who You Kill by Manflesh reviews
They just might kill you back. NaruSasu. Inspired by the movie 'Tamara'. Multiple character death. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One On One by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
NaruKiba. Requestfic. NC-17. Don't you just love sports?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Bloodhound by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Darkfic. KakaKiba. Kiba can't help but notice that whenever Kakashi's nearby, he smells blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Kiba I. - Complete
KibaNaru Oneshot by JanKiba by JanKiba reviews
A session of training ends up wrong for Kiba. Or does it?...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Letters Never sent by BashTashRox reviews
Kiba who finds himself attracted to another male; he also had recently become a little suicidal..... Naruto has somehow always known his feelings Kiba, and decides it's about time he found out..... What will happen to them? Will Naruto be able to confess
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U.
Dudley's Punishment by Keppiehed reviews
Dudley gets what's coming to him. It just isn't what he thinks it's going to be ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dudley D., Draco M. - Complete
After training by Inukaa reviews
Kiba has been feeling strange around Naruto and today something he will never forget happens. NaruKiba !YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Watson's Fascination by Dutchman89 reviews
A bit of smut, Watson discovers he rather likes the sight of his cum leaking from Sherlock and more discoveries follow from there. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Getting Caught by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle thinks he's passing notes with Bebe... : Oneshot!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Way From Darkness by Dutchman89 reviews
Herbert gives his father what he needs. INCEST SLASH!
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Graf von Krolock, Herbert - Complete
Yugioh fairy tale series by micky120 reviews
A series of fairy tales using pairings of the Yugioh cast. Most likely all centring on SetoJou. Other pairings possible. All Yaoi though. Rated for swearing. Fairy tales done so far - Cinderella.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Robbers and Pregnant Boyfriends by Paylo27 and Grindell reviews
Saturday night robberies aren't really how Kevin wanted to spend his evening. Luckily he has the perfect plan to get out of there. slight Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Better One by Jaceee reviews
FE11// Cain/Abel // M/M, non-con, sadism. // 'You always were the better one, Abel.'
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Cain, Abel - Complete
The Den Of The Beast by Dutchman89 reviews
As part of the Rebellion, Sam has to infiltrate Hell and the Devil's home. What he didn't take into account, was the guardian. Noncon, tentacle!sex, slash, a little hurt comfort. SamXmonster and a little SamXdevil
Reaper - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Road to Hell by butterflie reviews
Sometimes good intentions don't end up quite the way you wanted them to. And sometimes, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Kratos, as he falls from grace. Kratos/Lloyd SLASH, spoilers.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
You're Better Off Not Trusting Me by random.smasher reviews
Oneshot. Lemon. Yaoi. The party's resting up at the Mirage in Triet. It's pretty damn hot, and Lloyd and Kratos are starting to feel the heat... slightly angsty
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete
Sloppy Seconds by Momochan reviews
COMPLETED! Jonouchi has been saving his first kiss for his first true love. However, when that kiss is stolen from him by Seto, to what lengths will he go to get it back? SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Red as Fire by Alecto Perdita reviews
[Part 1 of "5200 Miles to Go"] Everyone knew Kaiba and Jounouchi had some sort of feelings for each other. They were just too damn stubborn to admit it. Then comes a helping hand from a fortune-teller and one of Shakespeare's plays. Things are going to change... -KaibaxJounouchi, SxJ-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2003 - [K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba] - Complete
One Knight Stand reviews
Joey is invited to a party. However he doesn't know that there are plans for him that he doesn't understand quite yet. PuppyShipping. Slight lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.