Zinka17
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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2411628, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 14 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Smurfs, Despicable Me, Kung Fu Panda, Avengers, Frankenweenie, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Introduction

Hey everyone! Ever since I found this site I fell in love with it. I've always liked reading and writing stories, and there are so many great stories on this site to read. Plus it encourages me to write more.


About FanFiction

My favorite genres are humor, angst, hurt/comfort and sci-fi. I read other stuff too though.

I'm not the best writer, but I try my best and I love to express my feelings through my stories.


Favorite Movies

• Captain America: The Winter Soldier

• Thor: The Dark World

• Frozen

• Star Trek: Into Darkness

• The Smurfs 2

• Despicable Me 2

• Hetalia: Paint it White

• Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

• The Simpson's Movie

• Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

• Men in Black 3

• Wall-E

• The Princess and the Frog

• Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter

• Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

• Back to the Future 2

• Avatar


Favorite Shows

Animes:

• Fullmetal Alchemist

• Soul Eater

• Fruits Basket

• Black Butler

• Ouran High School Host Club

• Hetalia

Everything Else:

• Total Drama

• The Simpsons

• Ed, Edd n Eddy

• The Smurfs

• SpongeBob SquarePants

• iCarly

• Victorious

• Penguins of Madagascar

• Planet Sheen

• T.U.F.F. Puppy

• Jimmy Neutron

• Fairly Oddparents

• Tom and Jerry

• My Life as a Teenage Robot

• Lilo & Stitch

• Proud Family

• Emperor’s New School

• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends


Favorite Characters

• Captain America: Captain America/Steve & Falcoln

• Thor: The Dark World - Loki

• Frozen - Elsa & Olaf

• Star Trek - Spock & Kirk

• Despicable Me - Lucy, Edith & Minions

• Lord of the Rings - Merry & Pippin

• Men in Black - Frank, Griffin & Jeebs

• Wall-E - M-O & EVE

• The Princess and the Frog - Ray, Louis & Tiana

• Shrek - Puss in Boots & Donkey

• Ice Age - Diego & Peaches

• Back to the Future - Biff & Doc

• Avatar - Neytiri

• Fullmetal Alchemist - Ed & Roy

• Soul Eater - Death the Kid & Blair

• Fruits Basket - Kyo & Yuki

• Black Butler - Grell, Sebastian, Undertaker & William

• Ouran High School Host Club - Tamaki, Hikaru & Nekozawa

• Hetalia - Italy, Romano, Lithuania, Prussia & Norway

• The Simpsons - Bart, Apu, Jimbo, Dolph & Snake

• Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rolf & Double D

• The Smurfs - Vanity & Lazy

• SpongeBob SquarePants - Patrick & Plankton

• iCarly - Spencer

• Victorious - Rex & Cat

• Penguins of Madagascar - Kowalski & King Julien

• Fairly Oddparents - Cosmo

• Jimmy Neutron - Sheen

• Planet Sheen - Sheen & Dorkus

• T.U.F.F. Puppy - Kitty

• Tom and Jerry - Tom

• My Life as a Teenage Robot - Brad

• Lilo & Stitch - Pleakley

• Proud Family - Penny

• Emperor’s New School - Kronk

• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends - Bloo


Favorite Pairings

• Thor: The Dark World - Thor x Jane, Darcy x Ian & Loki x Sif

• Frozen - Anna x Kristoff

• Star Trek - Spock x Uhura

• Despicable Me - Gru x Lucy & Margo x Antonio

• Lord of the Rings - Aragorn x Arwen, Éowyn x Faramir & Sam x Rosie

• Wall-E - Wall-E x EVE & John x Mary

• The Princess and the Frog - Tiana x Naveen

• Shrek - Shrek x Fiona & Donkey x Dragon

• Ice Age - Manny x Ellie, Scrat x Scratte, Diego x Shira, & Peaches x Lewis

• Back to the Future - Marty x Jennifer, George x Lorraine & Doc x Clara

• Avatar - Jake x Neytiri

• Fullmetal Alchemist - Ed x Winry & Roy x Riza

• Soul Eater - Soul x Maka, Black Star x Tsubaki & Stein x Marie

• Fruits Basket - Kyo - Tohru

• Black Butler - Ciel x Elizabeth

• Ouran High School Host Club - Tamaki x Haruhi

• Hetalia - Prussia x Hungary, Spain x Belgium, Iceland x Seychelles, America x Belarus, Latvia x Liechtenstein, & Turkey x Ukraine

• The Simpsons - Bart x Laura, Lisa x Nelson, Milhouse x Janey, & Homer x Marge

• Ed, Edd, n Eddy - Double D x Nazz

• The Smurfs - Handy x Marina, Handy x Smurfette, Hefty x Smurfette, Clumsy x Pansy, Vanity x Periwinkle, Papa Smurf x Elderberry, Gargamel x Hogatha, Scruple x Brenda, & Slouchy x Sassette

• SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob x Sandy, Mr. Krabs x Mrs. Puff & Larry x Pearl

• iCarly - Sam x Freddie & Carly x Gibby

• Victorious - Tori x Beck & Jade x Andre

• Penguins of Madagascar - Skipper x Marlene

• Looney Tunes - Bugs & Lola

• T.U.F.F. Puppy - Kitty x Dudley

• Jimmy Neutron - Jimmy x Cindy & Sheen x Libby

• Fairly Oddparents - Cosmo x Wanda & Timmy x Trixie

• My Life as a Teenage Robot - Jenny x Brad & Jenny x Sheldon

• Lilo & Stitch - Nani x Dave, Stitch x Angel & Lilo x Keoni

• Proud Family - Dijonay x Sticky

• Emperor’s New School - Kuzco x Malina

• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends - Mac x Goo


Favorite Books

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew

• Life of Pi

• A Series of Unfortunate Events (still have to read the last 2 or 3 books)

• Choose Your Own Adventure Series

• The Chronicles of Narnia (still have 2 and a half books to read)

• Gremlins

• To Kill a Mockingbird

• Sirena

• The Count of Monti Cristo

• The Outsiders

• The Picture Bride

• Tom's Midnight Garden


Favorite Songs

• Let it Go by Idina Menzel

• Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

• Someone's Waiting for You by Shelby Flint (The Rescuers)

• Where Have You Been by Rihanna

• Vanilla Twilight by Owl City

• I Think Aru - China's Theme (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

• Monochrome Kiss by SID (Black Butler)

• All That Love's About (WALL-E)

• Dreaming of You by Selena

• Roxanne Love Theme (Megamind)

• Never Knew I Needed by Ne-Yo (The Princess and the Frog)

• Still Here by Natasha Bedingfield

• Si Deus Me Relinquit (Black Butler)

• Barrier of Permanent Neutrality (Hetalia: Paint it White)

• I See the Light by Mandy Moore & Zachary Levi (Tangled)

• Let it Go by Demi Lovato (Frozen)

• Opening Night Presents (Igor)

• Shissou by Last Alliance (Ouran High School Host Club)

• Good Time by Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen

• Somewhere Out There by James Ingram & Linda Ronstadt (An American Tale)

• Diamonds by Rihanna

• The Best Day Ever by SpongeBob SquarePants

• Just a Dream by Nelly

• I Could Fall in Love by Selena

• Sakura Kiss by Kristine Sa (Ouran High School Host Club)

• My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys

• Define Dancing (WALL-E)

• Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

• No Air by Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown

• Best Friends by will.i.am (Madagascar)

• Down in New Orleans (Prologue) by Anika Noni Rose (The Princess and the Frog)

• Promotion Emergency - Germany's Theme (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

• Reflection by Christina Aguilera (Mulan)

• M.I.B. Main Theme (Men in Black)

• Fly Love by Jamie Foxx (Rio)

• The House of Healing by Liv Tyler (Lord of the Rings: Return of the King)

• Love Don’t Change by Jeremih

• Romantic Flight (How to Train Your Dragon)

• Who Says by Selena Gomez

• Bring Me to Life by Evanescence

• Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo

• We Are by Keke Palmer (Ice Age 4: Continental Drift)

• Beauty and the Beast by Céline Dion & Peabo Bryson (Beauty and the Beast)

• Best Friends by will.i.am (Madagascar Escape 2 Africa)

• Whip My Hair by Willow

• One Less Lonely Girl by Justin Bieber

• Waiting for the Lights (Tangled)

• Griffin Steps Up (Men in Black 3)


Other Sites

deviantART: http://zinka17.deviantart.com/

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/802249/Zinka17

I don't have any stories posted yet and I don't plan on having any for awhile because I like FanFiction way better, but I will post them in the future.


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Funny Quotes

Master Shifu: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.
Kung Fu Panda

Brainy: This is the first time I’ve gotten kicked into the village.
The Smurfs - unknown episode

Scruple: Clean clean clean! When do I get a chance to mess around?

Gargamel: You’ve messed up my life! Isn’t that enough?

Scruple: Huh! That guy really burns me up!
The Smurfs - Fire Fighting Smurfs

Finn: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.

Mater: Well yeah I live right next to one!
Cars 2

Shrek: How did this happen?

Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man has certain feelings for a woman, powerful urge sweeps over him.

Shrek: I know how it happened! I just can’t believe it. (walks away)

Donkey: How does it happen?

Puss in Boots: (sighs)
Shrek the Third

Lightning McQueen: He won 3 Piston Cups!

Mater: (spits out drink) He did what in his cup?
Cars

Mater: Hey whaddya got here that’s free? How ‘bout that pistachio ice cream!

Japanese Car: No no, wasabi.

Mater: Oh same old same old. What’s up with you?
Cars 2

Eddy: (moons Kevin)

Ed: (laughs) I'm turning into a werewolf Eddy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - A Case of Ed

Eddy: ED! What are you doing in my bed?!

Ed: I can't sleep Eddy. I keep thinking... How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Eddy: Ed.. GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! (throws him off the bed)

Ed: Ow. My buttocks hurts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - One Plus One Equals Ed

Edd: Why are Eddy's clothes lying on my floor? Is he running around naked again?!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Eeny Meeny Miny Ed

Po: How do I say this? Where did I come from?

Mr. Ping: Well you see, son, baby geese come from a little egg. Don’t ask me where the egg comes from!

Po: Dad, that’s not what I meant!
Kung Fu Panda 2

Donkey: I’m sorry but the position of annoying talking animals has already been taken!
Shrek 2

Po: I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda!
Kung Fu Panda

Sam: It was a long time ago, but I too was... a nerd!

Flint: Too?
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Diego: I feel tingly.

Manny: Don’t say that when you’re pressed up against me!

Diego: Not that kind of tingly!
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Doctor: Yeah, uh we’re with the Pet Hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Band Geeks

Theodore: Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?

Simon: Theodore, your butt looks fine. Those guys are just jerks.
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel

Eddy: Let's go to my house and make some pizza!

Edd: I'll make the sauce!

Ed: I'll get in the way and make a big mess.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - An Ed too Many

Kevin & Rolf: (see Ed pretending to be a bird bath)

Kevin: I think Ed found his calling in life, huh Rolf?

Rolf: Edboy reminds me to water my yam.

Kevin: Yeah. (laughs) Good one!

Rolf: This is no joke!

Kevin: (laughs again) You're killing me!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - In Like Ed

Rolf: (to Eddy) Look here Edboy! (ties rope around his waist) He who commands the boat (pulls the rope up with one hand while his other is on the ground) must rig many knots, yes? (laughs hysterically)

Kevin: Dude, that wasn't even remotely funny.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Your Ed Here

Alex: She’s got a gun! Let’s get out while we can! Pass it on!

Mason: He said “Let’s have some fun and take out the dam! Bassetthound!”
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa

Alex: Tell them no! Pull up! It’ll kill us! There has to be another way! Pass it on!

Mason: He said “Don’t pull up. Kill us. There’s no other way. Bassetthound!”
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa

Agnes: It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!
Despicable Me

King Julien: Come come Maurice, what is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here. Give me a nibble.
Madagascar

Po: No no no don’t die Shifu please!

Master Shifu: I’m not dying you idiot! Uh, Dragon Warrior. (sighs) I am simply at peace. Finally.

Po: Oh! So I should... stop talking?

Master Shifu: If you can.
Kung Fu Panda

Donkey: Aw, you got a puppy? All I got in my room is shampoo!
Shrek 2

Fiona: And what of my groom to be, Lord Farquaad? What’s he like?

Shrek: Well let me put it this way princess. Men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply?

Donkey: Aw no Shrek. There are those who think little of him!

Shrek & Donkey: (laughing)

Fiona: Stop it! Stop it both of you! You know you're just jealous because you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad!

Shrek: Yeah, well maybe you’re right princess. But I’ll let you do the “measuring” when you see him tomorrow.
Shrek

Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there’s a... There’s an arrow in your butt!
Shre

Smurfette: Ooh! Are you alright Papa Smurf?

Papa Smurf: (rubbing butt) All except one cheek!
The Smurfs - Soup a la Smurf

Plankton: You can’t do this to me Krabs! I went to college!
SpongeBob SquarePants - various episodes

Patrick: That’s it SpongeBob! You have crossed the line! As of right now, THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!!

SpongeBob: Really?

Patrick: Nah, you can look inside if you really want to.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Secret Box

B.O.B.: She?

Dr. Cockroach: Yes B.O.B. We are in the presence of the rare female monster.

B.O.B.: No way! It’s a boy! Look at his boobies!

Link: We need to have a talk.
Monsters Vs. Aliens

Squidward: SpongeBob, I never thought I’d say this but... Let’s get that poop!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Krab Borg

Rolf: (driving dirty tractor frantically until he arrives at Edd's house)

Eddy: Customer!

Rolf: (holding crotch and dancing around) Hello Edboys! I must use your restroom!

Eddy: The restroom's for paying customers only, Rolfy. Your tractor could use some work.

Rolf: Fine! Yes! Go! (hands money to Eddy)

Eddy: Key's in the garage.

Rolf: (runs inside)

Edd: Is that coagulation of dirt and clay Rolf? Did you give him permission to go into my house? He'll track mud!

Eddy: Relax. He'll never make it inside.

Rolf: (desperately trying to unhook the key off of a radiator) May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Home Cooked Eds

Rolf: (to Eddy) Ah, may I borrow your rump? Yes thank you.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Will Work for Ed

Nazz: Jimmy!

Kevin: Hey, Fluffy!

Rolf: Fluffy? Is it not Jimmy? Who is Fluffy?

A few moments later...

Kevin: Where are ya Fluffy?

Nazz: Jimmy!

Rolf: Rolf is confused! Is it Jimmy or this Fluffy who is lost?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Day the Ed Stood Still

SpongeBob: I don’t think you can be the mom Patrick because you never wear a shirt.

Patrick: You’re right. If I were the mom, this would be kind of shocking... Just call me Daddy!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Mater: In this first one I can reach into a car’s hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, What I Accidentally Did To My Friend Luigi Once.
Cars 2

SpongeBob: So, this is work?

Patrick: You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antennae, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!

SpongeBob: Oh, you poor poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase! (dumps briefcase of doughnuts and ice cream on Patrick)

Patrick: Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?

SpongeBob: OVERTIME?!?!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve

Patrick: SpongeBob you can’t always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keeps you on your toes.
SpongeBob SquarePants - The Card

Mr. Krabs: I didn’t wanna say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.

SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?

Mr. Krabs: Uh, you’re beautiful!

Mailman: (gives funny look)
SpongeBob SquarePants - One Krab’s Trash

Boss: What is this rubbish? I would not wipe my own bottom with this! Start over! And this! (spits out) I would not wash my own bottom with this, after carefully wiping and wiping and wiping! Now go stand in the corner and think about what you have done!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Le Big Switch

Marty: What?! All you did was kick over a rock?! This ain’t no dead end! I’m about to open a can of whoop butt on you warthog!

Wilbur: Oh uh what about your friend though huh? Don’t you have somewhere to be?

Marty: Yeah I do. You got lucky this time!
Madagascar Video Game

Doc: (checks watch) Damn! Where is that kid? (checks watch again) Damn! (checks watch again) Damn damn!
Back to the Future

Marty: What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The space time continuum?

Doc: Well I figured... What the hell?
Back to the Future

King Julien: Hurry up before we all come to our senses!
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa

Ed: Look what I found guys!

Eddy: I'd tell ya I love ya Ed but I ain't that kinda guy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Luck of the Ed

Edd: Oh... Darn it!

Ed: Double D almost said a bad word Eddy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Gimme Gimme Never Ed

Rolf: (soaking wet) Rolf WAS the son of a shepherd. Now Rolf is the posterior of a duck!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - My Fair Ed

May: What number do you dial for 911?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Run for Your Ed

Gargamel: You’re supposed to be watching your section of the forest!

Scruple: (yawns) Well, a growing boy needs his sleep.

Gargamel: Grow on your own time!

Scruple: Gee Gargy, thanks for being such a caring guardian!
The Smurfs - Smurf on the Wild Side

Mike: Hey look at that it’s Randall! It’s... Oh.
Monsters Inc.

Marty: Whoa wait a minute Doc! Are you tryna tell me that my mother... has got the hots for me?

Doc: Precisely!

Marty: Whoa this is heavy!

Doc: There’s that word again: heavy! Why is everything so heavy in the future is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

Marty: What?
Back to the Future

Maggie: Yeah, they’re real. Quit staring.
Home on the Range

Greedy: (singing while laying dough out)

Harmony: Hey Greedy, mind if I play along with your singing?

Greedy: I wish you wouldn’t. (walks away)

Harmony: You never let me play!

Jokey: (puts dough in trumpet) Personally Harmony, I’d love to hear a few blasts!

Harmony: Sure Jokey! (starts to play)

Greedy: No no! My dough!

Harmony: (blows into trumpet and dough flies out, hitting Papa Smurf in the face)

Jokey: (laughs) April Smurf’s Day! April Smurf’s Day! Wasn’t that the smurfiest thing you ever... (turns around and gasps) Papa Smurf!

Papa Smurf: (frowning) Very funny my amusing little smurfs! Lucky for you it’s April Smurf’s Day!

Harmony, Greedy & Jokey: Sorry Papa Smurf!
The Smurfs - April Smurf’s Day

Donkey: Well it’s a long story but you see Shrek and I took some magic potion and well now... we’re sexy!

Fiona: (looks at Puss in Boots) Shrek?

Puss in Boots: For you baby, I could be.

Donkey: Yeah you wish!
Shrek 2

Rolf: (sitting on a giant sausage being pulled by Victor) Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market, yes Victor?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Run for Your Ed

Rolf: Look! Our hero dangles like Victor's milk spouts!

Jonny: Victor's got milk spouts?!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Robin Ed

Rolf: (picks up dirt and holds it up to his ear) The soil speaks to me! It tells me, "Rolf, the Mucky Boys are 50 paces towards the sun, cooking beets!"

Sarah: Are you sure?

Rolf: Foolish youth! The soil knows all.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Eds-Aggerate

Donkey: I’m already starting to get nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!

Puss in Boots: But how did you receive the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?

Donkey: Let’s just say some things are better left unsaid and leave it at that!
Shrek the Third

Odin: You’re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!

Odin: Yes. I was a fool... to think you were ready.

Loki: Father-

Odin: (points at Loki) Hey!
Thor

Jay: It just be raining black people in New York!
Men in Black

Laufey: (to Thor) Run back home little princess.

Loki: (stops) Damn.
Thor

Rolf: Look at this footprint! I haven't seen feet this big since my great-grandmother!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Eds-Aggerate

Jonny: Can I have a bite of your sandwich Rolf?

Rolf: (smelling Jonny's breath) Anchovy paste? 1952? A fine year. Hail to the anchovy! Rolf respects the stench.

Jonny: (pokes Rolf's head repeatedly) Poke, poke, poke!

Rolf: Ha-Ho! Rolf is honored by your knowledge of the shepherds customary salute. (pokes, slaps and kicks Jonny) Did you catch my drift?

Jonny: (unleashing anchovy breath) YEE-HAW!!

Rolf: You are full of pickles and beets today, yes, Jonny?

Jonny: Why?

Rolf: I invite you and your friend to join me! (takes Jonny with him)

Eddy: What just happened?! Rolf fell in love with the guy!

Edd: It appears annoyance doesn't cross cultural boundaries.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Shoo Ed

Rolf: (raising a hammer) Stand back, as Rolf has eaten Mama's pickled cabbage! (brings hammer down onto target) SHLAHORM!!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Brother Can you Spare an Ed?

Guy: Uh excuse me. My metal detector broke. Can I use yours?

SpongeBob: Sure!

Plankton: SpongeBob, this is your next lesson. Be aggressive! Tell that guy to take a hike!

SpongeBob: Do you wanna take a hike with me?

Guy: Yeah!

Plankton: Now look what you’ve done! Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch!

SpongeBob: Hey! Go check in that ditch!

Guy: (jumps in ditch) Wow! Buried treasure! Thanks!

SpongeBob: Did you see that Plankton? That guy found some buried treasure!

Plankton: SpongeBob you’ll never get it right! Tell that guy you know karate and you’ll tie him in a knot if you don’t get your metal detector back!

SpongeBob: Hey! I’m gonna tie your shoe if you don’t give that back!

Guy: But I’m wearing sandals!

SpongeBob: Okay nevermind! It’s alright Plankton he’s wearing sandals.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Walking Small

Thor: Do not touch me again.

Tony: Then don’t take my stuff.

Thor: You have no idea what you’re dealing with.

Tony: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?
The Avengers

SpongeBob: Pat, get your wallet out. Okay. Goodness lesson #1: You see someone drop their wallet. (whispers) Patrick drop the wallet.

Patrick: (drops wallet)

SpongeBob: Now, what would you do?

Manray: Excuse me sir, but I do believe you’ve dropped your wallet.

Patrick: Doesn’t look familiar to me.

Manray: What? I just saw you drop it! Here.

Patrick: Nope, it’s not mine.

Manray: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Patrick: Return what to who?

Manray: (facepalms) (gets out ID card) Aren’t you Patrick Star?

Patrick: Yep.

Manray: And this is your ID.

Patrick: Yep.

Manray: I found this ID, in this wallet. And if that’s the case this must be your wallet.

Patrick: That makes sense to me.

Manray: Then take it.

Patrick: It’s not my wallet.

Manray: You take the wallet or I’ll rip your arms off!

SpongeBob: (turns tickle belt on) Uh uh! Wrong! Good people don’t rip other peoples arms off.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III

SpongeBob: You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that’d just be okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Dying for Pie

Older Boris: (speaking to younger self) You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I’d kill you right now if I didn’t value my own life.
Men in Black 3

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop ‘til nightfall.

Pippin: What about breakfast?

Aragorn: We’ve already had it.

Pippin: We’ve had one yes. What about second breakfast?

Aragorn: (looks at Pippin oddly and walks away)

Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast Pip.
Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring

Bilbo: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half as you half as well than you deserve.
Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring

Rolf: (referring to Eddy who keeps yelling) His shrieks rip through Rolf like Nana's cabbage stew!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Truth or Ed

Ed: (trapped in a package that's in a mailbox with Edd and Eddy) Um, guys? I have to go to the bathroom.

Edd & Eddy: NOOO!!!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - No Speak Da Ed

Edd: (after the unexpected rain stops) Summer rains, you can never predict them. (rains again for a few seconds and then stops) Summer rains you can never- (rains again) predict them. (rain stops) Summer rains-

Eddy: Double D!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Read All About Ed

China: (to America) Unfortunately if we don't find shelter before a storm blows in we could die of exposure or be forced to share our body heat. This is a matter of gay or death!
Hetalia: World Series - Episode 45

Poland: (wearing mini-skirt and tapping Lithuania's back) I look cool, right?

Lithuania: Of course you do. If you're a 7th grade prep-school girl.
Hetalia: World Series - Episode 45

Italy: I was hoping red underwear would bring you the happy luck. You know, for next year.

Germany: Like I need more of your happy luck.

Italy: Also, you look like you enjoy underwear.

Germany: Are you trying to call me a pervert?! Huh?!
Hetalia: World Series - Episode 19

Japan: Did you know, my people adopted a Spartan type of education for awhile?

Greece: Hm. Really? So tell me how it felt to study. To train in combat. And hunt with other men. Naked.

Japan: We didn't do the naked part! Our teachers just yelled at us a lot. This Spartan education sounds like it was very invigorating.

Greece: Yes. Duty demanded they stripped down to the butts for physical inspection once every 10 days in front of another soldier or... friend...

Japan: Really?

Greece: Do you want to try it?

Japan: Thank you no.
Hetalia: World Series - Episode 3

Sebastian: You see I am simply one hell of a butler.
Black Butler - various episodes

Patrick: That looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday.

Mr. Krabs: *snatches it out of his hand* That ain't no toilet plunger! *reverses the suction cup* It's a 17th century soup ladle! See?

Patrick: Man, was I using mine wrong!
SpongeBob SquarePants – One Krab's Trash

Dr. Stein: Happy puking. I guess that's one more thing I don't understand.
Soul Eater - Episode 25

Crona: Stop it! When you squat it looks like you're going to the bathroom!
Soul Eater - Episode 27

Those are a lot of quotes! I’ll be adding more when I think of them. Hopefully you got a good laugh from reading these. :D


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Chilled to the Smurf by Frostforge44 reviews
A Smurfs parody of 'Frozen' (it was long overdue). Fearless optimist Crafty joins with rugged mountain Smurf Gutsy and his loyal snowshoe rabbit Sprint in an epic journey with Everest-like conditions, crazy Creatugos, and a hilarious snowsmurf named Chilly in a race to find Crafty's sister, Passionette, who icy powers have trapped the kingdom of Indignye in an eternal winter.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24 - [Gutsy, OC]
TAJPL&J 3: A Knight's Tale by flowerpower71 reviews
Livy and the gang are back once again and ready for action. Johan is finally to be knighted and no one is more happier for him than Livy, but there is trouble in a neighboring kingdom and when Johan comes back there is something different about him. Will the gang be able to overcome it or will this incident be the one that breaks our friends apart once and for all?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,882 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Johan, Peewit
Darker Than Black by beaniehigurashi
They stood still, as if time had suddenly stopped, their pistols pointed at each other. "Doesn't this scene look familiar " England says, grinning maniacally. "Although, this time, I will shoot." Slight UsUk. Language. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lessons Never Smurfed by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Papa Smurf's old mentor takes Brainy on as an apprentice, and a challenge, after one ruined experiment too many causes Papa Smurf to blow his stack. Hefty, Smurfette, and Tracker follow Brainy, but soon find trouble. Tracker is injured and Smurfette and Hefty get captured! Must Brainy abandon his chance to become a wizard to save his friends? Time may be running out!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Brainy, Clumsy, Smurfette, Tracker
You've Got An Enemy In Me by Kyro Lee Ray reviews
When Andy's mom gets him Chucky for his birthday, Woody and the gang get along with him, until things get weird... and deadly. Toy Story and Child's Play Crossover.
Crossover - Toy Story & Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/18/2012
America Rising by RedWhiteNBlue reviews
When America fails to show up to a World Meeting, what is the state England will find him in? (No pairings) Warnings: Substance abuse, character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9 - England/Britain, America - Complete
It's All Fun and Games by what's.originality reviews
What happens when America gets England thrown into a suspicious game show? What happens when that game show turns into a sadistic, angsty show-and-tell? Worst fears will be shown and possibly turn the two countries against each other! How will they win the game and escape? [No pairing. Brotherly love. Rated "T" for Mild Language and Violence]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/12 - England/Britain, America
Truth or Dare: The Lord of the Rings by win-a-bagel reviews
Whether you love them, hate them, praise them or berate them, the characters of LotR are yours to do with what you will. Rated T for violence, language, and whatever else you rate things T for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/13/2011
The Ties of Family by flowerpower71 reviews
A Collaboration with CartoonCaster21. All his life, Johan had grown up believing that his father had died trying to protect him in his mother. That he had died a hero. But all of that changes one night when a band of thieves known as the infamous Snake King's invade the castle and a dramatic family revelation is revealed!
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,542 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Johan, Peewit
Winter is the Worst by Pozagee reviews
Inspired by the weather that I'm currently experiencing. America and England compare their weatherly woes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Smurfing Around by AnimationNut reviews
A series of one-shots; smurf me your requests and I'll type a one-shot. Look inside for a few rules. Chapter Thirteen: For as long as Grouchy and Gutsy can remember, Brainy has always refused care when sick. Will an ill Brainy put up another fight when his two older brothers volunteer to take care of him? Read to find out.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,529 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Brainy - Complete
Mori rapes the host club! by Fox Hirasawa reviews
In this story something has gone terribly wrong with Mori. He's "getting physical" with everyone in the host club even Honey. Is this reality or a dream? Please enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Mocha Regular by yoakeyiguri reviews
Working at a coffee shop isn't exactly every boy's dream, but if there's one thing that Toris is proud of, it's that he really does know how to take care of his regulars. Especially the ones that he likes. Especially especially a certain blond with a goofy smile and an unusual story to tell. (For Rare-Pair Christmas Exchange)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - America, Lithuania, Canada - Complete
I Still Love You by twilightroma
Francis loves his friend dearly, but Antonio is such an idiot sometimes. frain oneshot with spamano hints?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, France, Spain - Complete
In Need of a Car by Sierra Wood reviews
Germany suddenly slams his hand on his desk scaring Italy. The question is, why? One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 19: Fanfiction Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
I Believe by flowerpower71 reviews
Faith Rodlyn has always believed in the Guardians despite the fact that she's well passed the age she should have stopped. One day after an accident, she gets the chance to actually meet her heros and her life will never be the same. But danger lurkes in the shadows as Pitch plans his revenge. Plus what happens when Faith realizes she's starting to fall for the Guardian of Fun?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,287 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack Frost
Consequences by YIWT reviews
Collection of oneshots about what might happen to Loki post-Avengers. This time: the gang decides what to do with Loki after the battle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
You're Welcome by IggyUnicornSparkles reviews
Oneshot! Germany is feeling less than well at the World Meeting, Japan sets things right. I don't know what the shipping name is, sorry, maybe I'll continue it -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Germany, Japan - Complete
Alfred's Lullaby by flowerpower71 reviews
Little America wakes up in the middle of the night and is frightened to death by a raging thunderstorm outside. Luckily for him, England is there to comfort him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Last Unicorn by flowerpower71 reviews
The story about how Arthur met his unicorn friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
Tales of Smurflinghood by Shadougelover14 reviews
Well, I got inspired by the episode Papa's Family Album. So, a few stories of the Smurflinghoods of Gutsy and Brainy. Hope you enjoy!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Brainy, Gutsy
Truth or Dare: Frankenweenie Style by Mina Greene reviews
This is a Truth or Dare game featuring the characters from Tim Burton's 2012 movie, Frankenweenie. Just send in truths and dares and watch the hilarious things that happen! **Continued from Zinka17's fanfiction** NOTE: Please PM me your Truths/Dares instead of putting them in a review.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,098 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013
Unnecessary Step by CartoonCaster21 reviews
America (or more clearly, America's boss) has bombed Japan in return from the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbour. China hears what his Alley and younger brother's supposed "friend" has done and does not take it too lightly. Wasn't too sure for genre, rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Japan, America, China - Complete
Hurtful Words by flowerpower71 reviews
After a particularly bad argument with America, Britain learns a lesson in saying things in anger that you cannot take back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Very Disappointing Experiment' by Lac Lausanne reviews
A few months before the events of 'The Smurfs 2' movie. Gargamel creates some Smurfs of his own, but they are not all he expected them to be.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Gargamel, Azrael - Complete
Sewn by CatsGloriousCats reviews
Loki has arrived back on Asgard after his failed attempt as concurring Midgard, how will Odin choose to punish him? How will Loki deal with ridicule and being cast aside? Warning, triggering. Self-harm, alcohol and drug use, eating disorders and things of that nature.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,239 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki
Britain's Worst Nightmare by flowerpower71
Britain is enjoying a quiet day at home when there is a knock at the door. Based on the youtube video [Hetalia Cosplay] England's Unwanted Guest by MrBearsFangirls. NOT a FrUK story! Rated T because it's Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Undone by Artemis-M reviews
He was supposed to go to Asgard. Instead, they took him back. To them. To the ones that caught him when he fell, the creatures that inhabited his nightmares and forced his actions. They weren't supposed to take him back.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Thor, Loki
As One by eskie02 reviews
The Sequel to The Other Smurfs... Jokey and Playful face a new set of challenges...How will they make it through? Read and find out...
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Jokey
Smurf-Crossed Lovers: The Law of the Life Givers by Frostforge44 reviews
Seven years it has been since coming to the Smurfs and Crafty is about to go on the adventure of a lifetime. Her mission: Find the truth of the darkness of one of her closest friends. At first it was a group mission with her and her family, but after a larger than life fight with Gutsy, she goes off on her own. Will she find the truth? Will she and Gutsy be broken apart? For good?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Scaredy, Gutsy
The Penultimate Solution by Lac Lausanne reviews
Gargamel has gone too far this time, even for him. The Smurfs think they are safe now that Gargamel is no more. But is worse to come?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Gargamel, Papa Smurf
A Joke Gone Wrong by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Determined to learn about their origins, the Smurflings prank Brainy and sneak out of the Village. But Gargamel is scheming too. Stealing Father Time's sand, he swaps himself, Brainy, and the Smurflings with doubles, and traps Father Time in the future.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,194 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/21/2008
Italy's Voice by Sir5er reviews
When Italy loses his voice, will Germany finally have peace and quiet?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia
The Jester of Notre Dame 2: A Ring of Love by flowerpower71 reviews
Sequal to "Jester of Notre Dame" and parody of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2." Love is in the air as the Festival D'Amour is fastly approaching but Peewit still has yet to find that special someone. When the circus comes to town, he meets a woman and begins to hope for the impossible. But she's hiding a secret. A story about how true love can overcome anything. PeewitXOC
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Peewit - Complete
The Price of Freedom by flowerpower71 reviews
His smile quickly fell as the weight of reality hit him once more. Britain was dead. His big brother figure was gone. Dead. Buried six feet under. And it was all his fault. AU Britain and America brotherly fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Brother's Love by flowerpower71 reviews
No one would even notice he was gone anyways. Heck it'd probably take weeks or even a month before anyone began to notice his absence or found his body. Rated T because it's Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Darkness & Freedom by Madam Chainsaw reviews
Darkness & Freedom, Green and Black. What do you get with two Bad guy's teaming up to take on the world? Read and find out :) [A/N I am so sorry but this story will most likely never get finished. That's why i'm putting it as complete. If anyone wants to, they can take the story over.] Thanks for the reviews/followers and/or faves.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Loki, Pitch - Complete
I'm Sorry by sanickerz reviews
it's late at night and feliciano wants to go to the store. romano is a little reluctant but lets him go. he said he would be back quickly. he said he would be safe, but whats taking his little brother so long to come back? please review! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! warnings: rape, language. human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Day of Atonement by spankingfemfatale reviews
A gift from Elle! D Loki's been brought back to Asgard to be dealt with by Odin. One loop hole will set him free; show true remorse. But for Loki, his pride means a never ending punishment. Luckily, or unluckily for Loki, Thor goes to Steve for advice, and the man out of time has a few nuggets of wisdom to pass on to Asgard to help Loki help himself. WARNING! Contains spanking!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Loki
After The Big Picture Show by XxNiNjAxGeeKxX reviews
This is just what happens after the "Big Picture Show" of Eddy's Brother and The Kankers.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Eddy's Brother, Kankers
Blue Moon by SivanShemesh reviews
It was all Clumsy Smurf's fault, when the portal opened and led him and his brothers to Middle-earth. And Gargamel will soon find a partner-in-crime.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Legolas, Clumsy
Embarrassment by Shinigamilover2 reviews
One-Shot, Vanellope catches Ralph doing something she finds super funny and amusing and she catches the whole thing on video and shows it to her boyfriend and the other 'Sugar Rush' racers. Sucky summary, but it's meant to be funny
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Comforting Canada by Love-Me-Secretly reviews
Matthew is Sad and Sick. Arthur and Francis try to comfort him, but all the Nation really wants is is brother. Is that so much to ask?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Canada, America
FrayedLovestruck by Spencer B. Beavcoon reviews
When Victor is hit by a car in the middle of the night, what will happen? Will his friends be able to save him, or will he suffer the fate of his once-deceased dog?
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012
A Cold and a Kiss by Kyoko0001 reviews
after Grell Gets sick William goes to check in on him. a cute fluffy oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Loki Drabbles by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Boromir - Complete
Fool of a Took by Fool of a Brandybuck reviews
Merry and Pippin are out food picking, but after splitting up, Merry can't find Pippin again. It gets too dark to go looking for him, so Merry convinces himself that Pippin is fine. NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Ed By Blood by FunkyJ reviews
The good news: Eddy's brother is coming home! The bad news: Eddy's brother is a complete jerk to everyone around him. Rated T for dark themes and horrendous disco dancing
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Eddy, Eddy's Brother
Edge of Night by Fool of a Brandybuck reviews
Merry showed Pippin the small, old abandoned cottage he found in the forest on outskirts of Hobbiton. Surely Pippin and he will get loads of fun exploring the place; making it their own hideaway. But that very night, Merry shouldn't have left the sleeping Pippin alone. He couldn't bare looking at him afterward what happened... (Rated M just in case). NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Middle of The Farm by Fool of a Brandybuck reviews
Merry had talked Pippin into helping him take Farmer Maggot's crops for many years now, but he had no idea how much that was actually affecting Maggot's life. And who knew Maggot had such a manic temper?... NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH (Set in movie!LOTR. 'cause Maggot seemed so angry in the movie)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Bottom Of The Lake by Fool of a Brandybuck reviews
Merry wants to show Pippin there's nothing scary about swimming or water. While fishing on a raft, Pippin asks Merry if they'd ever have any adventures of their own, like Bilbo did... NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Top Of The Trees by Fool of a Brandybuck reviews
Merry and Pippin are playing in the forest trees on the edge of Hobbiton. After Merry challenges Pippin to a dare, he begins to feel something's not right... NO SLASH. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
It's A Wonderful Smurf by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
The story that dares to answer the question: What would the world be like without Brainy Smurf? (Complete! Please Review! :D )
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Unnamed fanfic by Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve reviews
Merry visit's Pippin's grave. Set about 20 years after RoTK. Things may not be as they seem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Boy and his Dog by Shinigamilover2 reviews
Victor has a bad dream, and Sparky comes to comfort him. Victor & Sparky bonding story. I know, summary sucks, don't hate me for it!
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Victor F., Sparky - Complete
Among the Uruk-hai by dreamflower02 reviews
A drabble, Merry's POV, written in 2005 from Lindalea's first line meme in LiveJournal. Merry wakes up in captivity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Smurfing a Spellbound Swan by flowerpower71 reviews
A smurfs parody of "The Swan Princess." Ever since they could remember, Prince Johan and Princess Livy have been told that they would one day wed and unite their two kingdoms. However the evil wizard Balthazar has other plans. When Livy goes missing Johan will stop at nothing to find her and with a little help from some little friends, true love can overcome anything. Johan/OC
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,497 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Johan - Complete
Pinky Promise by flowerpower71 reviews
One night during a thunderstorm Jack overhears his sister having a nightmare and he makes a promise to her. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Mushu on Drugs by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
The little, red, dragon gets his claws on some opium
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Mushu - Complete
Truth or Dare Just got Looney! TEMP ON HOLD by XxjewelxX13 reviews
The Looney Tunes play Truth Or Dare using Question's/Dares from you! Please R & R with your questions/Dares. Rated K for now depends what people dare if the rating gets changed.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011
Not my fault! by IamMeAndMeIam reviews
Matilda witnessed a prank. Why is it she is always blamed? what has she done to deserve this? Answers? indeed!
Matilda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010
Under The Smurfy Mistletoe by Frostforge44 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and the night of the Smurfs' Christmas Party, where Gutsy and Crafty are planning to share the happy news of their relationship. The only problem: Jokey wants to catch them under the mistletoe like he does every year. Story is set the winter after 'AMTHGS'. Happy Holidays, everyone!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] - Complete
He's the Only One Who has seen Germany Cry by TheGirlInWonderland reviews
Germany never cries, and he never shows emotion. No one has ever seen him cry, except for one person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Smurfiness is in the Eye of the Beholder by flowerpower71 reviews
Inspired from the 'Aladdin' episode, "Eye of the beholder." Livy begins to transform into a horrible monster and she and her friends must find a cure. But what'll happen if Livy's stuck like this forever? Will her friends still love her? Will Johan? JohanXOC
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
The Forgotten Adventure by Alitote reviews
When a trip to Midgard turns horribly ugly, Thor's not sure he can protect his little brother any more. Set before the events of the film! Rated T for torture! No flames please!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,649 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Thor, Loki
A Stain Tide Couldn't Handle by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England has a confession for America. A very bizarre one that America thinks is a joke. But for England it is TOTAL DRAMA. This fic is PURE CRACK and labeled drama for the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We should be friends by Pumpkinpie13 reviews
Almost every day after school, Weird Girl has a tea party and the ghost of Mr. Whiskers tells her who to invite. Meanwhile, Elsa's uncle is planning to sign her up for ballet lessons.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Elsa V., Weird Girl
America's First Time Eating Pasta by TheJaganEye reviews
Alfred Jones also known as America, has never had pasta before. So the Pasta loving Italy has him try some. This is my first Hetalia only story so it's pretty interesting. Everyone is called by their country names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Family Tree by flowerpower71 reviews
Based off a comic from DeviantART. Jack finds out that he and Jamie have something in common. CONTAINS MOVIE SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Two Unique Minds by Get-Loki'd reviews
Loki travels to Earth to gather followers. He finds Megamind and seeks to enlist his help. Will the failing villian accept his offer and follow his lead or will he refuse the God of Mischief. Unsure as to whether to continue with this or not.
Crossover - Megamind & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Megamind, Loki
A Home Through Time by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Seventeen smurfs are traveling through time – unsure if they will find their way home. Their recent trip ends up sending them to the future. R&R Please and Thank you.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Papa Smurf, Brainy, Hefty, Smurfette - Complete
Curing a Charmed Crafty by Frostforge44 reviews
A Smurf's parody of 'Ella Enchanted'. After growing up with being forced to obey every order given to her, Crafty sets out on a journey to get rid of her curse. Along the way, she encounters a dwarf-sized human, a rogue group of Creatugos, evil sorcerer with an evil raven sidekick, and the most desirable Smurf in the land, Prince Gutsmore. Is love truly stronger than any curse?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Gutsy, OC]
For My Freedom and Yours by Centuries Apart reviews
Life in Russia's house doesn't seem so bad at first but the illusion of peace quickly dissolves and Lithuania is left trying desperately to cling to the memory of real love and the hope for freedom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Lithuania, Russia
One sick Chipmunk by Scarlet Moons reviews
Alvin wakes up on Monday morning and doesn't feel well. He tells the others and they don't believe him and accuse him of lying. After passing out at school, the others find out he wasn't faking. What kind of sickness does Alvin have?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alvin S., Brittany M.
I Can't Be Perfect by CartoonCaster21 reviews
Dedicated to my BOF flowerpower71. After Brainy yells at Clumsy for another fault, the two no longer are friends. As this goes, two girls from the future come back in time by sheer accident, or coincidence? Troubles brew when the girls move to the castle and a certain squire and jester catch their eyes. Messing with the past is dangerous, like a certain wizard we know. Involves OCs
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,562 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Clumsy, Johan, Peewit, OC
The Squires Kingly Secret by flowerpower71 reviews
A collaboration between me and CartoonCaster21. Based off a role-play. Johan confronts the King about why he has yet to be knighted.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Johan - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by flowerpower71 reviews
Inspired by a picture of the same name on DeviantART. An alternate scene after the dance. WARNING! Dark and very angsty! Rated T for slight bloodshed.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Belle - Complete
Questions by flowerpower71 reviews
This is a collaboration between me and CartoonCaster21. Summary inside. Please read.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,167 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Nightmare in Smurf Village by Frostforge44 reviews
The Halloween Ball is upon the Smurf Village and Gutsy and Hefty need costumes. With magical help, they get them. But with Peewit, anything unpredictable could happen. Now Gutsy and Hefty are full-blooded monsters and are loose in the forest. It will be memorable Halloween, all right...if the Smurfs and their human friends survive.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hefty, Gutsy, OC - Complete
A Cookie by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Edgar offers Victor a cookie.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Edgar G., Victor F. - Complete
Spin The Bottle by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Victor agreed to play Spin The Bottle with the others and he feels a bit nervous about it.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Victor F. - Complete
Stop That by GaaLee-girl-13 reviews
"Stop that. Stop that. Stop that." Unfortunately, the message doesn't seem to get through to Nassor. Toshiaki/Nassor. Rated T only for tiny bits on language so I don't get in trouble.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Toshiaki, Nassor - Complete
How Could This Happen? by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Victor didn't understand how could Edgar take his own life, but after finding a piece of paper he finds out the reason...
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Victor F., Edgar G. - Complete
20 Dislikes Of Loki People Edition by SaintsFan1 reviews
This is a fun fic that will contain 20 People, Places, Or Things Loki dislikes. Mostly People, may do another story with other things included!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
All Sorrows Are Less With Bread by kiwimouse reviews
Everyone deserves a little shawarma, even puny gods.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Midgardian Perks by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Where Thor is like "Brother, have some popcorn!" And Loki is like "No."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
In My Dreams by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Weird Girl and Edgar are in High School. In Weird Girl's dreams Edgar says 'Yes', but in reality Edgar keeps on rejecting her and running away.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Weird Girl, Edgar G. - Complete
Zing of The Werewolves by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
How Wayne and Wanda had their "Zing" -oneshot-
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Wayne, Wanda - Complete
I'll Never Be Normal by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Edgar believes he'll never be normal, but that's okay.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Edgar G. - Complete
Sooner Or Later by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Edgar and Weird Girl are in Middle School. Edgar rejects Weird Girl, but she is okay with it for she believes sooner or later he will accept her offer.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Edgar G., Weird Girl - Complete
Diego's Nightmare by Tigey Wigey reviews
Diego's fear of water hasn't totally vanished... Poor Diego, fighting for his life in his sleep while the rest of the herd looks at him as if he were crazy. Stupid water... Please R&R! (BONUS: PUZZLE INSIDE!)
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Diego - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Smurfier by Frostforge44 reviews
Three years have passed since the incident with Cupid's love arrow and the Smurfs are in perfect calm. Mostly. Crafty faces many surprises that come from the past she doesn't even remember. Some good. Some bad. All unexpected. More importantly, who will protect her when Papa and Gutsy, the only ones who could protect her, are sent to New York? Contains spoilers of the Smurfs movie.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,985 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] - Complete
Her Puppies Can Kick Your Butt! by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Bored, made this goofy one shot about Wanda.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Wanda - Complete
Thank You Winne by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Johnathan and Mavis thank that the little pup for helping reunite them -oneshot-
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
First Flight by futureauthor13 reviews
First Hotel Transylvania fic. Mavis and Johnny are getting ready to take their first trip together. Jonavis fluff. Oneshot.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein, Mavis - Complete
Mr and Ms Hydra by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Making a joke about the blue, furry hydra from this movie
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Jonathan/Jonny/Jonny-stein - Complete
Hotel Werewolf by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Based on that Part with The Invisible guy and the bacon
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Wayne - Complete
Even More Puppies in Wanda by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Wanda the werewolf get pregnant, again. Based on that new Hotel Transylvania movie out now -complete-
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Wayne, Wanda - Complete
A World Apart by deanandhisimpala reviews
Loki's been banished to Earth, and he's been forced to live with the Avengers. To make matters worse, he really doesn't understand this new planet. At all. Thor doesn't either, but he'll always protect his little brother. Features all the Avengers. You won't find slash here.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,907 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki, Thor
The Adventures of Johan Peewit and Livy 2 by flowerpower71 reviews
Livy's back and is about to set out on a whole new set of adventures. What happens when an old friend from Livy's past returns? Plus circumstances threaten to destroy Livy and Johan's newfound love. Johan/oc Peewit/oc
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,082 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Johan, Peewit - Complete
The Adventures of Johan, Peewit, and Livy by flowerpower71 reviews
When Olivia "Livy" Ashton wakes up to find herself in the smurf's world, she is in for big adventures. Especially when she meets and befriends her two favorite human characters, Johan and Peewit! Johan/OC
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,552 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Johan, Peewit - Complete
Loki's Reformation by spankingfemfatale reviews
This story takes place at the end of the Ultimates arch: Grand Theft America. Thor has defeated Loki and sent him back to Asgard with: “Father wants a word.” WARNING! non-sexual spanking!
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,496 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009
Love Smurfs Eternal by SmurfyFriend reviews
Hefty and Smurfette have always had a connection... but what happens when that connection is taken a step further...? Commission by Smurf-Fan1993 on DeviantART.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Smurfette, Hefty
Just Like You by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
Italy and Romano were always so good with one another, but Italy just can't stand how his brother treats Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Ed's Grown Up by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Ever wondered what happened to the Ed's in their adult years? Oneshot -redone a bit-
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Boyz On Bath Day by Aiwendiel reviews
"Mine's bigger than yours"...what a tween obsesses about... oh let's be honest. What most ALL males obsess about. A little story about what could have happened when The Fellowship stopped for a brief bath on the way from Rivendell to Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Frogs in a Pond by KAirismatic reviews
When Chucky wakes violently in the night, he looks to Andy to find something to distract him from his nightmares. Andy racks his mind, searching for anything, and a silly memory comes to mind. ChuckyXAndy
Child's Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Saving Their Friend by theaterinspired reviews
Wilbur ends up with more questions than answers when his parents start acting strange. He hopes to find out why by answering questions the only way he knows how: meddling. Only this time, he gets involved further than he had planed.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,070 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Wilbur R.
Medieval and Modern Times by Aralyn187 reviews
In connection with Adventure in an Alternate Reality, What happens when you get all the teens together, with the smurfs, and leave some magical items alone with Peewit. Chaos, and adventure. Johan x Aralyn, Gerard x OC
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,547 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Johan, King Gerard
Fangirl'd by Flame Within Ice reviews
Poor Loki just got parole from whatever punishment Odin made him serve, and now he's met his fangirls!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Misadventures of Merry and Pippin by ImaginaryLondoner reviews
The unpleasant story of what really happened when Merry and Pippin were with the Uruk-hai. Hinted Merry/Pippin romance. TW for rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
You Bought This Pain by AdventureThief reviews
An enraged Loki is returned to Asgard for his punishment. He suffers yet again at the hands of his family, but do they really want to cause him pain or are they trying to retrieve the man they once knew?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Thor
Avenged by spankingfemfatale reviews
Loki is defeated, but his story is far from over. Written for me by my most awesome husband! D WARNING! Contains non-sexual spanking!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki - Complete
Poor Reindeer Games by Diana360 reviews
Tony wonders why he feels sorry for Loki. Loki just feels sorry for himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Not That Far by WonderlandIsAnIllusion reviews
Peewit and Johan to go after Scruple. Peewit claims Scruple doesn't live that far from the castle, but it has been three years and his memory isn't the best.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Peewit, Scruple
Roomies by Doctor Spock reviews
Loki desperately needs a roomate - Enter Tom, an annoying Midgardian with an obnoxious laugh and an even worse sense of humour.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki
Taming the flame by Literaturefangirl reviews
A story in which Loki is punished for his actions in "The Avengers" but is comforted by his brother Thor. Loki soon finds that his burning emotions of jealousy and hate are slowly dwindling. Rated K for bromance.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Loki, Thor, Odin - Complete
The Jester of Notre Dame by flowerpower71 reviews
This is a smurfs parody of Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." Young Peewit had been locked away in the belltower his whole life, but his world is about to change when he meets the beautiful gypsy Savina.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,089 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Peewit, Savina - Complete
An Avengers Slumber Party by Rayne Forever reviews
Steve's throwing a sleepover and all the Avengers are invited...plus Loki. Phil and Fury have their own sleepover. Steve gets angry; Bruce is left out; Tony's egotistical; Thor is protective; Loki's a coward; and Natasha and Clint are adorable together. child!Avengers. No powers. Review? Now complete!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Loki's Punishment by Miss Texas reviews
The Allfather decided that the best punishment for Loki's crimes against Midgard is to be forced to reside there without his magic. He has to live with the Avengers and Nick Fury with Thor as his "guardian". Out of their hate for him, the Avengers constantly tease, belittle, and bully Loki. Will they ever find that they can trust the god of mischief and lies? Is love possible? R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Loki
Cupid's Arrow by Frostforge44 reviews
Spring is in the air in the Smurf village and so is love. What happens when Gutsy is striken with love for our young heroine, Crafty Smurfette? Will he win her heart? And what will happen when another Smurf is taken with her? How will it all end?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,576 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Gutsy, OC] Don Smurfo - Complete
Try It Brother by G33kinthePink reviews
Thor is giving Loki his first taste of coffee and let's just say...the side effects are not what you'd expect. Crack. No Slash unless you really,REALLY,want to read it that way. But you'd have to try pretty hard. Rated T for language of sexual talk...sorta. Please read & review. Loki/Thor
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A collection of birthday fanfic gifts! by spankingfemfatale reviews
Each chapter is a different story written for me for my birthday by different author friends who were kind enough to write poor Loki getting his just desserts after the Avengers movie. I have the most awesome friends! D *evil grin* WARNING! Contains non-sexual spanking!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Loki
I Am Here by potterheadedgleek22 reviews
HIATUS. Will return soon After a brief trip to Earth, Loki falls ill with a human disease, but tries to hide it. When things go wrong at his father's banquet, Thor discovers just how sick his brother is, and vows to remain with him and care for him when their parents cannot. Fluff, but might become a little angst later. No slash. Sick!Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Thor, Loki
Aww Jokey by Mynameiseverchanging reviews
No idea why I named it that, just needed a name... Jokey is feeling like nobody cares about him, just find out what happens... I have most of the chapters planned out and there will be a lot of cute & sentimental moments
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Jokey
All Tangled Up by Aralyn187 reviews
Thanks to my friend flowerpower71, I have been inspired to do a smurfs parody/crossover/thingy. My favorite disney princess movie, sets the scene for a young lost princess that makes the aquantece of a mysterious theif with his own agenda in mind. A plot filled with musicals, lost memories, thugs, adventure, and frying pans, who could ask for a better recipe for a love story?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - King Gerard, Clockwork Smurf
Servant by Jazz2808 reviews
Loki is sentenced to serve the avengers by Odin, things get messy. Will be some violence, so rated T for that. My first fan fiction its pretty dark one!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Loki Experiences by fluffybunny39 reviews
This is a sort-of spin off of the 30 excuses of Loki, that Halliebear13 and I created, happy reading.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Loki
Loki's Failure by LRCrowley reviews
Set after the events of the Avengers. Loki is kidnapped from his cell in Asgard by a much more dangerous captor, seeking revenge on Loki for what he failed to do. Contains Loki whump, possibly some noncon later on and plenty 'o violence.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,838 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Loki
Kind Soul by Cheetos234 reviews
This story is about Brainy and Clumsy..no slash...What happens when Clumsy finds a new best friend? Lineart belongs to Kiss-the-Iconist from Deviantart
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,393 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011
Don't Tell Me If I'm Dying by Red Bess Rackham reviews
In 1969, J wants to know what happened to K that changed him so deeply, but whatever it is, it hasn't happened yet. J finds out soon enough, however, and remembers what K said about not asking question he didn't really want to know the answers to. Spoilers for Men in Black 3 - alternate ending. T for minor language.
Men In Black - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Agent J, Agent K, Agent O, Boris the Animal - Complete
Paint Me a Picture by Moxiegirl13 reviews
One shot: Magic brings together Tiana, Naveen, Rapunzel and Flynn. Juat an experiment to see what the couples would think of each other
Crossover - Princess and the Frog & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Tiana, Rapunzel - Complete
Spank Therapy by BlackFox12 reviews
Loki is captured by the Avengers after some mischief. A new way of dealing with him is implemented. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't read
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
A Smurf's Tale by Spring-Heel-Jacq reviews
A collaboration of many movies into one story
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
Just Another Night by Meiname is Ammy reviews
When Tony had asked Loki to hang out with him, the latter hadn't really expected…this. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Smurfy Adventure by BlueExorcistLover reviews
The smurfs find some new friends or so they think! Four smurfs are commanded by Gargamel to kill the smurfs. Will they do it or not? Find out what happens.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Papa Smurf, Gargamel - Complete
Oh, It Gets Worse by HarleyD reviews
Thor has his own punishment for Loki before anyone else can get theirs in. Nonsexual spanking, Just a slightly cracked out bunny that wouldn't go away. Not canon, but oh do I wish it was! COMPLETE, Oneshot, Spank
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Brothers by Frodo's sister reviews
Merry is sad that Frodo is leaving for hobbiton and Frodo tries to comfort him. No Slash. Prequal to A Visit to Hobbiton
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A Thousand Miles by Wolf-lover-girl reviews
Post-Avengers. Loki has to face up to his crimes, and Odin decrees his son must be imprisoned on a burning planet as his Frost Giant side would find it unbearable, which he hopes will break or kill him. Can Thor stop it in time and bring his brother back to side of the good before the Chitauri find him and war begins? Thorki bromance, non-slash. Rated T for slight gore.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Loki, Thor
Never Again by officespace reviews
Some things should never been seen by the human eye, especially if Loki has anything to do with it. Rated T for implied things. Pure fun
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki - Complete
I Do What I Want! by BADAZZtoldya reviews
Don't you just LOOOOVE picking on poor Loki? I know I do. Possibly Thor too. Cute little brother-brother story.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Late by TheDoctorsCompanion13 reviews
Steve misses a very important, potentially devastating phone call from Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Battling it Out by BlackFox12 reviews
So what happens when the end of Loki's staff touches Loki? Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't read
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
A Helping Hand by LoneAngel666 reviews
After the events of the Avengers movie. The Avengers decide to take a break before sending Loki and Thor back to Asgard. While the others are relaxing, Steve goes to the main control room and sees something he can't ignore. I'm not good at summaries but basically Loki and Steve friendship. ;P
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki
Sick Days by MissNelle reviews
When Loki comes down with a fever, it's up to Thor to nurse him back to health. NOT SLASH . Setting is before the movie "Thor" happened.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Gods Must Be Crazy by penscape reviews
Mayhem ensues when the God of Mischief comes across the internet and finds fan fiction stories! Enraged, he decides to make its author pay. Will things go along as he planned or will things go horribly awry? post-avengers
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki
Loki: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Fishing Four Finnick reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your LOKI unit will give you decades of quality performance.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki - Complete
Poptarts, Asgardian Ale, and Hair Braiding by Parmawen reviews
Inspired by a brilliant post on Tumblr. On the way back to Asgard, Loki is bored. Which is never a good thing, especially when Thor is around. Thor tries to deal with Loki being annoying, Odin is confused, and Loki's having the time of his life. One-shot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Adventure in an Alternate Reality by Aralyn187 reviews
What happens when a miserable girl from our world gets magically transported to the land of the smurfs. With the help of the Smurfs, Peewit, and Johan will this earthly misfit find a place were she truly belongs? Or will she find something more. Johanxoc.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,333 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Johan, Peewit - Complete
Avengers Abridged by Edwards-Ebed reviews
How the Avengers movie could have ended.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The trickster cannot lie anymore by BlueBoxInLondon reviews
Thor arrives with Loki in Asgard and he gets punished for his actions on Midgard./ Movieverse, No slash / ""Herewith I, Odin Allfather, inflict you the penalty of silence." Loki looked up..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Offspring of Printers by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor's hammer is at the drycleaners, so he's using a temporary replacement: a piece of paper. ONE-SHOT, CRACK. Rated T for talking floors, Loki's angst, and a particular Batman Lego.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Redemption by Will of the Vongola reviews
Loki finally has his chance of redemption after nearly a year of being locked in the palace. However something goes terribly wrong, will Loki redeem himself... Will he be ALIVE to redeem himself?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Guilty Conscience by SmurfyFriend reviews
It was only a normal day in the smurf's village when Hefty kicked Brainy out for the upteenth time...until Brainy didn't come back that is... WARNING: Contains graphic content. Reader discretion is advised.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Brainy, Hefty - Complete
Loki Knows Victoria's Secret by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor convinces his brother to do the unspeakable: Go to Midgard to shop for underwear. One-Shot, Rated T for car thievery, a random civilian death, and Loki's bare skin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Forever by Claire Thomas reviews
What if there were flowers from drops of moonlight? Elyse is the last of a short line of women to have the traits of these flowers. Unless she can find a way to break her curse Elyse will get dragged into the snares of a the man who had her mother killed. And she'll probably be dragged there by the soldier she can't help but fall in love with.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Rapunzel - Complete
Everyone loves Cookies, right? by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Post-Avengers. Odin has given Loki a new task. He must do something nice for the Avengers. He decides to bake cookies. Innocent enough, right?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Cookies? by Sweets And Charades reviews
After his capture, Loki gets an unexpected offer...
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki Must Have a Bathroom by ThanksIllPass reviews
Avengers watching Loki in his cell. More precisely in a bathroom that should have been there. I can't even summarize it. Warnings: poor crack and gay gayness that no amount of non-gayness would ungay.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki - Complete
Red Hair by SmurfyFriend reviews
It's just a normal day for the smurflings until they're captured by Gargamel. They escape all fine and well, but something terrible's wrong with Sassette. Why is the little smurfling so sick? and what will it take to cure her? R&R, review if you fave :D
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,486 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Slouchy, Sassette - Complete
The Treatment by FairyNiamh reviews
Thor applies Cuddle therapy to his naughty little brother. Takes place AFTER the movie. No spoilers given.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Blonde by Josefin Tonks reviews
Thors first day at school. Inspired by a Joke I heard. Crackish.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Monster Mania: Chucky vs Stripe by Straight Edge Sociopath reviews
First in my Monster mania series. Chucky the killer doll comes to Kingston Falls and find another Tiny Terror is there...Stripe the gremlin.
Crossover - Child's Play & Gremlins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012
Ultimate Prank War by mahxie reviews
Loki is bored. Thor is oblivious. ... What would YOU do?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sunday in the Park with Loki by chatnoir1 reviews
Steve Rogers runs into Loki in Central Park and learns a few things. Ignorance really is bliss.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
THE THINGS THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED by purpleflowerhummingbird reviews
A story written on a calculator. May contain: fiery passion.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Jack M., Ralph
The Other Smurfs by eskie02 reviews
Three smurfs were smurfing the last of the smurfberries when they make a discovery that will change life at the village forever. Title might change not sure yet. First Smurf story so no flames just R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jokey - Complete
Crafty Encounters by Frostforge44 reviews
A mysterious Smurfette shows up in the Enchanted forest. Nosmurf knows who she is or where she came from. Neither does she. How will the Smurfs react to their newest friend?
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,763 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Baby Smurf, Gutsy, OC - Complete
Big Brother Brainy by CartoonCaster21 reviews
"This is your baby brother," Papa said to Brainy "you're his big brother. It's your job to protect him." A story of Brainy and Clumsy and their friendship.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Brainy, Clumsy - Complete
Wondering to Myself by CartoonCaster21 reviews
The Smurfs have returned from New York. Everything is once again smurfy and every Smurf is back to normal. Well, almost every Smurf. This is a oneshot of Papa thinking about his "little Smurfs".
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Papa Smurf - Complete
TROLOLOLIPOP by Miravisu reviews
Loki would admit to the mortals of Midgard having mastered one thing Asgard had not. please excuse chunky formatting, ff net's doc manager is eeevil :
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Loki, Thor
SCARED by SmurfyFriend reviews
Scaredy smurf has been scared all his life... but why is he so scared of Traveler smurf? Smurfette's determined to find out! oneshot. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT. CONTAINS SLASH AND GENERALLY UNSMURFY SITUATIONS.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Scaredy, Hefty - Complete
I Like It When You Sing by SassySunshine reviews
Jeanette, in the midst of heartbreak, does what she does best when she's upset - she sings. But this time Alvin's around to hear her, and he has a confession.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Jeanette M., Alvin S. - Complete
Little Moments by flowerpower71 reviews
A series of one shots that take place during, between, and after the chapters of "The Adventures of Johan Peewit and Livy." Rated T to be safe.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,011 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Johan, Peewit - Complete
Being a Papa by Anisonicfan88 reviews
*PLEASE READ SUMMARY* It's a story of how Papa Smurf got and raised his little smurfs to become the smurfs they are now. Let's see if you can guess which smurf is which before Papa says who it is at the end of each chapter
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Papa Smurf
Gargamel in Love by Lac Lausanne reviews
Gargamel is still stuck in New York city. He is starting to feel lonely with only a cat for company. Then an 'Angel' comes into his life and he will do anything to win her love.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Gargamel, Azrael - Complete
The Clumsy Project by SmurfyFriend reviews
Brainy and Clumsy smurf 's day in the woods went bad when Clumsy turned terribly ill. With time running out, Brainy discovers a hidden truth about his best friend.Can Brainy handle the truth Clumsy has under the surface?Told from Brainy's POV. R&R
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Brainy, Clumsy
Summer Wine by AlcyoneSong reviews
One Shot
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - King Gerard
The Wizard Hunt by Lac Lausanne reviews
Gargamel has the tables turned on him. Now it's his turn to become the hunted.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Gargamel, Papa Smurf - Complete
I love you by Anisonicfan88 reviews
*READ SUMMARY PLEASE* When Hefty finally wants to express his feelings towards Smurfette, he does the most romantic things to do so. *There's wedding and... a family too*
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,609 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Smurfette, Hefty
The Smurf is On You by Shadougelover14 reviews
Brainy smurfs a prank on Grouchy and Gutsy, but it doesn't end how he would have liked. When Gutsy and Grouchy get hold of a little embarressing secret of his, he'll do anything to keep it a secret.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Brainy, Gutsy - Complete
A prank never to be smurfed by chibinekogirl101 reviews
When Hefty, Gutsy, and Grouchy get a prank played on them, they get revenge on Brainy. But when they learn that it was Jokey who played the prank after the event, how will thet save Brainy and stay out of trouble with Papa? WARNING: Miled violence.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Brainy
Truth or Smurf by jokerswild002 reviews
Basically it's a story where you the viewers get to choose for your favorite or least favorite Smurf to do either a truth or dare...So are you up for the challenge? Please submit a review to continue...Have a Smurfy day! ;D
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Close Call by Artz001 reviews
Nobody really knows how much they have hurt Brainy over the years. When one of Jokey's surprises ends in disaster, It pushes him to the edge. What will become of the smart-smurf? Can Hefty, Gutsy, and Grouchy save him before anything bad happens?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,832 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Brainy
Just because by Rinkeru reviews
Lovino has always been a jerk to his little brother. Happy Valentine's Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Elven Bread by Luna Brandybuck reviews
Merry eats Pippin's bread, and contemplates his relationship with his younger cousin. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Love hurts by Batpuddingman reviews
When two felines duke it out for Po's love, will the Panda find the love of his life or pain and regret.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Po, Tigress
True Colors by That Buggy Girl reviews
It had been a good day – No, a great day. But at the end of the day, Clumsy is still clumsy and Brainy...Well, he can dampen any one's mood.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,522 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Clumsy, Lazy
A Smurfy Battle by MWolfL reviews
A longer version of when Magic Smurf defeated Gargamel with extra stories. Mostly revolves around Magic Smurf, Aeronautic Smurfette, Aquatic Smurfette and the ex-Smurflings they're full grown Smurfs now . Pairings to come.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Forgive Me, brother by LoneAngel666 reviews
After Loki loses the battle against the Avengers Thor is taking him to Asgard. Or that is what the Trickster thinks. But things take a horrible turn one which he will never forget.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Loki, Thor
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Holding On by stanzaic reviews
Things go a little differently when Merry and Pippin escape into Fangorn Forest. Movie-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
To Be Smurfy by Artz001 reviews
It's Sassettes "smurfday", but she doesn't feel very smurfy. Can Handy, Hefty, and Sweepy change her mind? Based on events after "Sweepy Smurf". I figured we needed more Sweepy in our lives.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sassette - Complete
Obsessed with the Smurfs! Part 1 by Lac Lausanne reviews
Gargamel and Azrael are stuck in New York city. They have to wait at least three weeks before they can attempt to invoke a blue moon. Will they forget about the Smurfs or become even more obsessed with them?
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Gargamel, Azrael - Complete
Vanity's Song by eskie02 reviews
Just a short dabble about Vanity's POV in the morning as he gets ready for the day...Hope you like it...
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Vanity
Silly Smurf by AnimationNut reviews
Brainy believes no one would miss him if he was gone. But then Papa saves him from Gargamel, and Brainy discovers that this time, he was REALLY wrong. ...I love Brainy. Can you tell? XD
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Brainy, Papa Smurf - Complete
99 Sons and One Daughter by AnimationNut reviews
Movie fic. Papa Smurf adores all his little Smurfs, but it's certainly not easy looking after all one hundred of them. I only own the plot of this story.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Papa Smurf - Complete
Brotherly Love by Shadougelover14 reviews
Brainy, Gutsy, and Grouchy are camping together in the woods. What chaos could this possibley cause? Well, a lot!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Brainy, Grouchy - Complete
Those Golden Eyes by The Authors of Unity reviews
Po feels a strange sickness whenever he looks into Tigress' eyes. One-shot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Germany's Prank by TheLovelyMadOne reviews
France farts, because it's Germany/Russia's fault. But the thought that France farted, made the whole world laugh. Even if it wasn't his. One shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
The Car Movie by aballofblueyarn reviews
This is basically the conversation that happened when my grandparents watched Cars with me and my sister.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Slouchy smurfs the Flu by CartoonCaster21 reviews
Slouchy is one day strucken with a cold. Papa states its a measly cold and nothings wrong - that was the wrong answer. Slouchy has caught a horrid flu. On Hold Temporarily.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Slouchy
Queen of the Smurfs by sparkleeyes20 reviews
A badly injured Smurfette is found in the woods by Hefty and is taken to the Smurfs village to be treated. Little do they know that she hides a big secret.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011
Take Me Away by Esmeia reviews
Jeanette was always sensitive. She had never thought ill of her beloved sisters, but she starts to feel like she's stuck in their shadows. But there is someone who sees her for so much more. Simon x Jeanette, also AxB and TxE. Lots of revamping!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Jeanette M., Simon S.
Revival of the Fittest by Tigey Wigey reviews
DISCONTINUED... but still readable up to the sixth chapter...
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Diego
The Next Step by Bladequeen2000 reviews
Igor and Eva decide to take their relationship to the next level and add a new member to their rather unusual group. Takes place sometime after they get the dog. Oneshot. R&R! Eva/Igor
Igor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Smurfs As Pets? by Nigel Yearning reviews
We all know the smurfs living in mushroom homes in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by a beautiful forest. But what would happen if we have a special breed of smurfs who are bred for human companionship? As pets? Rated T for starters.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Smurfette's Absolution by Nigel Yearning reviews
When the Smurfs overwhelmed her with gifts and marriage proposals, Smurfette broke down in tears. Thankfully an OC came to her aid in time, and now he's going to teach her an important lesson in life that she'll never forget. Smurfette POV. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Smurfette - Complete
The Kidnapping of Wilbur Robinson by learningtowrite1996 reviews
When a worker is fired from Robinson Industries, revenge is seeked against Cornelius' pride and joy. When Wilbur is taken, his family is willing to do anything to get him back, no matter how hard it gets.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Wilbur R., Cornelius R.
Kontushlidad by chelseyelric reviews
Kevin heads to Rolf's for a foreign holiday barbaque, however Rolf gives him a little something that has unexpected consequences. READ IT, I SAY! XD
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kevin, Rolf
The Reasons Why by LionshadeSC reviews
scamper and brain feeling lonely and ultimately depressed. things will brighten up. i promise ;
Igor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011
The Muscle Mounters Competition by MWolfL reviews
Larry starts occupying more of Sandy's time. This leaves her with almost no time for Spongebob, which slowly hurts him up to the point where he can't even work at the Krusty Krab! Will Sandy find out and heal him before it's too late? SpongebobXSandy
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - [SpongeBob, Sandy] Larry - Complete
Smurfling Trouble: The Smurflings Go Wild by Nigel Yearning reviews
The Smurflings had enough of chores after being overworked for weeks, so they head out into the wilderness to do whatever they want for a day. With the smurfs looking for them, can the Smurflings avoid capture? Rated T for heavy undergarment usage.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Dirty Dishes by podrics reviews
Frodo returns home from a walk earlier than expected. Eavesdropping, dish-washing, and conclusion-jumping ensue. T for massive amounts of innuendo. Merry/Pippin slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
Smurfling Trouble: Jokes On Jokey by Nigel Yearning reviews
After another of Jokey Smurf's pranks ruins the Smurflings' day, they retaliate to ruin his. After the prank was a success, the hornet's nest was kicked and the Smurflings found themselves in a whole lot of trouble. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
THE SMURFS2: THE SMURFLINGS by Cinnamon Clover reviews
When nearly all the smurfs get captured besides them it's up to the smurflings to save the day! One things for sure, it's definitely a shorter shade of blue! NOTE: Though this story does mainly focus on the smurflings there are some other smurfs involved.XXX***HIATUS***XXX
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011
Smurfette's Cure by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
I wrote this story as a present for my sister. After wearing herself out caring for the other Smurfs, Smurfette comes down with a terrible illness. Now, the Smurfs must risk their lives to gather the ingredients for her cure!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Papa Smurf Burns His Beard by Nigel Yearning reviews
An epic fail as we called it, as the Great Smurf himself burns his beard in another failed alchemy experiment.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Patrick makes a Facebook account by JustAnEpicPerson reviews
Simple as what the title says.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Patrick - Complete
Endeavor: When Darkness Falls by Nigel Yearning reviews
The OC wrote a story, a story that he doesn't remember writing, is coming to life. In order to make sense of the situation, he and the smurfs must find the missing pages or be engulfed by the Dark Presence. OC POV. Inspired by the Remedy game "Alan Wake."
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
Out of Silence by That Buggy Girl reviews
"Brainy…" Clumsy frowned thoughtfully at the other Smurf's back, "That's not any different from normal. No one ever listens to you." MOVIE SPOILERS.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Clumsy, Brainy - Complete
The Truth Or Dare Game show Hetalia Vs Host Club by Kamiko Lifen reviews
Hetalia character are on the Truth or dare game show competing againist the ouran high host club. What secrets will appear!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2011
Life Doesn't Always Add Up by KKCopper reviews
After a bad day at home and school, Wilbur decides to see his future... Of course, then he discovers who his wife is... but when he finds out she's from the PAST... what will he do to have her? Wilbur x OC T to be safe
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wilbur R.
Military Mater by McQueenfan95 reviews
A cars toon idea I had and decided to write up. I know it stinks.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Mater, Lightning
Never get Sebastian Michaelis drunk! by EverLastingXLove reviews
Grell gets this stuff from the Undertaker called Deamon Ebrius that makes demons act as if their dunk and Grell slipped it into Sebastian's tea and Grell is now Grell Michaelis! I DO NOT OWN BLACK BUTLER OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Character Conversations: Buck by Tigey Wigey reviews
Buck is crazy. This conversation's proof. Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Buck - Complete
Heimdizzy by TheRazzleDazzleDame reviews
Heimdall's never thought Loki's had a way with words...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Heimdall, Loki - Complete
Character Conversations: Diego by Tigey Wigey reviews
Diego and I have a little conversation... Diego didn't like it, but humans find it funny! Please review!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Diego - Complete
From Brag to Cynic by Maric reviews
Brainy was up to his usual 'brilliant' ideas that nearly cost him his life. Luckily he survived but now there's something different about him.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
A New Kind of Monster Teamup by LDEJRuff reviews
What happens when closet monsters meet regular monsters? A new humorous, alien-fighting, thrill-seeking adventure, that's what. And for Link, B.O.B., Mike and Sulley, this adventure begins with making an alliance with the two monster types.
Crossover - Monsters Inc. & Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010
It Goes On Endlessly by ChocolateSoul383 reviews
Scamper feeling lonely because everyone is either dead or dying from age and he's still alive and well. Warning: Thoughts on Suicide -it's Scamper... of course there's thoughts of suicide-. Word count: 683
Igor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
A Royal Proposal by brittnw15 reviews
What happens when Artie has to ask his best friend to do something...well odd? Will there be drama, embarassment, laughs, and fights? You bet! ArtieXGuin
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Artie
Catnip 2 by Tigey Wigey reviews
Sequel to Catnip... After Manny's discovery of catnip, the herd teases Diego a little too much... and what will happen when trespassers threaten the herd one day? Updated on 7/12/11. Please R&R!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Diego - Complete
Water Purification by Nigel Yearning reviews
A heat wave was quickly drying up the sources of water in the forest. Thanks to an ingenious water filtration system, things became disturbing for the smurfs. Double shot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Don't You Cry Canada x America by HitachiinElephant reviews
Britain is ill with pnemonia and looks as if he could die any day now. Although it won't happen, America thinks it's true and turns to Canada for comfort. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2011 - America, Canada
Short Time by Wolfram-and-Hart-Sauron reviews
A freak accident sends WALL-E back in time. He'll try to survive until he can find a way home, explore this strange time, and meet a distant relative. Something special for the two year anniversary of the movie.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - WALL-E, EVE
New Adventures Start With Bubbles! by Crimson Marali reviews
I'm so excited for Avatar 2!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Avatar - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - SpongeBob, Neytiri - Complete
Slinky and SPL by ButtercupandStretch4Ever reviews
Slinky gets kidnapped, which causes him and his friends to go on an exciting adventure!
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Slinky - Complete
A Son's Love by Wicked-Lollypop reviews
Alfred is raped. Due to the trauma, Alfred develops an Oedipal Complex and suffers from depression and self-loathing. Arthur struggles to take care of his emotionally unbalanced son. Yaoi. One sided USUK, then FrUk and AmCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - America, England/Britain
Guinea Pig by RedHatMeg reviews
When Glickerstein was still alive, he was sometimes using Igor as his guinea pig. Now the story repeat itself - but this time the one who is experimenting on Igor is no other than himself! How his friends will react on this news?
Igor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
Catnip by Tigey Wigey reviews
One day, Manny stumbles across some catnip. He wonders how Diego will react to the strange plant... don't worry, the story's better than the summary.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Diego, Manny - Complete
Titanic Heart by JCK824TO reviews
WALL-E finds an VHS copy of the movie 'Titanic' and invites EVE and MO to watching it with him, little did they know what sad emotions waits for them in the best selling movie of all time. R&R
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - WALL-E, EVE
Smurfass: Duct Tape Smurfer by Nigel Yearning reviews
Brainy had been pranked by Jokey just before April Fools Day and wants to get revenge on him at that day, so an OC decides to help him out with a lot of rolls of duct tape and a sedative. In honor of April Fools Day.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
Ed, Rolf N' Rage by Dayn Martin reviews
Another plan backfires, leaving Rolf, Kevin, and Ed stuck together. All they have to do is bide their time until someone comes along, but Kevin wonders if he can make it that long without having to pound someone into the dust.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kevin, Rolf - Complete
Become one with what? by Nutty Nerd reviews
Aragorn receives a strange visitor with an even stranger request...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Aragorn, Russia - Complete
The Tale of Amy Trenton by AnimationNut reviews
Amy Trenton is dared to sneak into an abandoned factory, but a terrible event changes her life forever. Joined by her best friend Kay, she's on the run from General W.R Monger, and he refuses to be beat by a teen with an attitude. I do not own Monsters vs. Aliens, only my OC's.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
The life and times of the Ice Age Cast by TheLIAF reviews
Ever wondered what the Ice Age cast is really like when no one else is around? Well here's your blooper styled answers, conveniently caught by the cameras of Izzy and Christino.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
Sky Troubles by AnimationNut reviews
Edith wants to take Gru's jetpack for a joyride, so she 'borrows' it. But Margo doesn't react well to her middle sister taking off in the sky. Neither does Gru when he finds out. Its a rush to find Edith before she finds the ground-the hard way. I do not own Despicible Me.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Edith - Complete
Brainy's Revenge by AnimationNut reviews
Brainy is tired of Hefty always booting him out of the village. So he decides to get a bit of Smurfy revenge. Of course, with Brainy, nothing ever goes his way. I do not own Smurfs.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
A day in the life of Minion by PrayerGirl reviews
Just a normal average everyday day for Minion. Nothing special except he saves someone's life. Just an ordinary day. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! This is just a oneshot! Hope you guys like!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Minion - Complete
I've Never Done This Before by Pixiestick-cc reviews
Takes place after the fight with Tighten, but before the movie's epilogue. The story of what happened between Megamind and Roxanne in those months leading up to the museum scene - first date, kiss etc.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Past to Present by Music4eva1414 reviews
Alot has happened to Skipper that he'd rather forget about, but how can the past be forgotten when a huge part of it comes back for a vist? Please read and review :D Rated T because it's the real world.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Skipper, Marlene
Revelations by Lady Greenbrier reviews
"He wasn't Flynn Rider anymore. He was Eugene Fitzherbert. And Eugene was falling in love with this girl, even though he hadn't realized it yet." Flynn's thoughts from when he and Rapunzel almost drown to that night at the campfire.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
So this is how it begins? by TheLIAF reviews
Well, this series has been in the making for about two years now. It starts off as a bunch of bloopers my friend and I wrote, but then becomes a bunch of short stories. Kinda like a sitcom, hope you have as much fun reading these, as we did writing them.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Minion's new name by RedHatMeg reviews
Minion want to change his name. Megamind is less then amused.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
Clingy Americans and Possibly Raped Canadians by FREEDOM HERO and Hatadian reviews
where america angsts about not seeing canada for nearly a week and writes a letter to his bro about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Bart's Substitute by Nushiepie reviews
Bart thought school was the only place he could get away from homer, but he was wrong... and who is this knew substitute
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bart S., Milhouse vH.
How Rapunzel and Pascal Met by amtserg reviews
"Mother, can I have a pet? Please?" "No"
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
Amelia by aballofblueyarn reviews
Meet my imaginary Disney Princess, Amelia. Put under a spell by her own mother, she isn't able to find a husband. Join her as she encounters snobby princes, attacks, and other life changing events. K for violence. Not official title. REMODELING
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011
Meet the Minions by mhristheword097 reviews
A side-story of Despicable Me, involving minions, takos, and mustaches! A oneshot deticated to the randomness of the minions!
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Minions - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Bleached Smurf by Nigel Yearning reviews
Smurfette needed cleaning supplies and asked the Village Chemist for some, she ended up getting Bleach and Ammonia and mixed them together resulting in a face full of Chlorine.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Hazelnut Soup by caramelapples reviews
Rapunzel had never tasted it before but it was delicious on her tongue; light and delightful. Mother said that it was hazelnut soup. She loved it – this hazelnut soup – and knew she would love it everyday of her life like she loved Mother.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
Why Italy is scared of Japan's books by Punk102 reviews
Italy finds a book that belongs to Japan. He looks inside, and sees something horrible. CRACK FANFICTION, very short, something I wrote after school.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
To Meet A Friend by Funkywatermelon reviews
Trixie gets an invitation from her online pal Velocistar to meet him in person! Is the gang going to make a new friend, or is Velocistar not as great as Trixie thinks? Rex/Trixie, some Buzz/Jessie and some Woody/Bo.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - [Rex, Trixie] [Woody, Bo Peep] - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Trinitrotoluene Testing Mishap by Nigel Yearning reviews
Once again, a Smurf Scientist created a batch of TNT and test it out with Jokey stands by to watch. Explosions are present, please be advised. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Toys Can't Cry by Kohaku no Hime reviews
Toys cannot shed a tear, no matter what the state of their emotions may be. Set between the second movie, implied Woody/Bo.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Baby Blues by nineteennintytwo reviews
Oneshot. Megamind and Minion find an unexpected surprise left on their doorstep. How will they handle it? Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, OC - Complete
The Mirror by WarriorCatKowalski reviews
A ray that bends space and time hits a mirror. Now something is a bit off with Kowalski's reflection, but nobdy believes him. Private tries to help him, but it turns out that someone nobody expected might just be the one who helps Kowalski the most
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kowalski, King Julien - Complete
Buzz and Jessie's Story by CaptainAmeliaDelbertDopplerFan reviews
I know it's a bad summary, but it's just a story about how Buzz really likes Jessie. She leaves him speechless, but all he can do is smile and stutter. He wants to tell her how he feels, but a certain, Spanish,alter ego wants to tell her first.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
With Him by Saru Wolfe reviews
She should walk away, right now. Short Megamind/Roxanne AU of the rainy scene in the movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
I Need Your Help by Angie J Trifid reviews
After all those years, Buzz, Woody and Sid somehow never quite imagined the day when they'd look at each other and say those four vital words: "I need your help". BuzzxJessie, WoodyxBo, SidxOC
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Sid P.
Smurfass: The Smurfberry Smasher by Nigel Yearning reviews
Brainy decides to build a "Smurfberry Smasher" aka "The Nut Smasher" within the village and had some fun. Written Jackass Style, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Smurfass: An Unsmurfy Smurfette by Nigel Yearning reviews
An OC had fried Smurfette's brain and severely damaged it. The Smurfs struggle to adapt to the change as the new smurfette get's them on their nerves awhile the OC tries to fix the damage already done. Warning: This was made Jackass Style.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Smells Like Rotten Smurfberries by Nigel Yearning reviews
When Handy Smurf comes in to clean the village sewage tank, he got more than he bargain for. Bodily Functions, Humor, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Handy - Complete
Lovesick Smurfette by Nigel Yearning reviews
Smurfette has a crush on the new smurf who had been living in the Smurf Village for 6 months, will she be able to confess her feelings to him? Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Are We There Yet? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
"Are we there yet?" Gimli banged his forehead against the hilt of his axe and groaned... "FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, YOU FOOL OF A TOOK! NO. WE. ARE. NOT. THERE. YET!" Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Don't Get Lost in the Shuffle by AeraKira reviews
England was having an average day until America came in hurt. After a love confession England is sent off to Canada's, but just what is going on? Multi-chapter fic, Eventual character death, rape, violence, use of character names. USUK, FruCan, and others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2010 - England/Britain, America
Don't Be Such a Baby! by WarriorCatKowalski reviews
Long story short, Kowalski ends up getting turned into a baby by his own invention because of Private, now the young penguin has to try and fix him with Marlene and Rico,and also... Skipper can't find out because Private had been trying to make HIM a baby
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Private, Skipper - Complete
Adopted by Raethor reviews
What happens when Margo, Edith and Agnes are adopted by someone other than Gru? Rated K but may change depending on how the story goes.
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010
OH MY munk? by munkettefan301 reviews
Whats happened to them ever since the Chipettes moved in? Why do you think this is happening?
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
Loved by cartuneslover17 reviews
We all know what happened to Lotso at the end of Toy Story 3. But what happened to the hugging bear after being found by the garbage man and strapped to his truck? FIND OUT!
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Lotso, Daisy - Complete
Sandy's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Sandy and Spongebob go to Goo Lagoon, but when Plankton schemes an evil plot, things start to get... dangerously cheesy...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sandy, Plankton - Complete
A New Beginning by CaptainAmeliaDelbertDopplerFan reviews
Buzz wants to tell Jessie that he likes her, but doesn't know how. Meanwhile, Jessie likes Buzz too, but she thinks that he doesn't like her. One-Shot
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jessie, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Do Elves Pick Their Nose? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
The Fellowship have only recently set out from Rivendell, and Pippin is bored. Are elves really as graceful as they appear? Pippin's curiousity gets the better of him... again. Hope it makes you laugh, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
driving tai lung insane for dummies by ric castle reviews
this guide let you prank tai lung
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tai Lung, Po
monsters vs aliens gone bad by Natashow reviews
what if the good guys were bad and the bad guys were good. Susan gets trapped in a alternate dimension and everything is back words in this new world. will she find a way back to her friends or will something bad happen to her in the process
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica
Staring competition by Glittering Turquoise reviews
Both Po and Monkey were having a staring competition for some strange reason while their friends watches them...even though the audience are not sure how long will it last.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Po, Monkey - Complete
Children of My Enemy by Invisibool reviews
Formerly titled, 'Auto & EVELYN'. Years after the movie, WALL-E and EVE's daughter EVELYN reactivates Auto, and quickly tries to make friends with him. But is Auto really the friend she's looking for? REVISED!
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - AUTO
Fiona's Laughable Revenge On Dragon by Bloodlustful reviews
Despite their new friendship, Fiona can't help but want to pay Dragon back for keeping her in that tower some way. What way she chooses will actually, believe it or not, be outright hilarious!
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dragon, Princess Fiona - Complete
Remember the Time by Emma McFly-Keaton-Flaherty-Fox reviews
A take on how Doc and Marty could have met. Loosely based on the original concept of 'free beer, free music and 50 a week'. When Marty's late for school, he ends up getting roped into helping a crackpot scientist with a crazy invention! Fluff piece.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Marty McFly, Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete
the Mad scientist next door by Natashow reviews
what happens when Susan finds out her neighbor is a mad scientist?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica
The night that chagned everything by DustyandKodi reviews
One night changes Viper's life for ever. Some swearing!
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Viper, Crane
The Tickler by SilverMikazuki reviews
Wilbur's in trouble, like always. So he travels to the past to see his Dad and best friend. What happens when he gets in even more trouble there with a special invention?
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Wilbur R., Lewis - Complete
Spongebob Asks For Money by Missglitterystars reviews
Spongebob asks Mr. Krabs for money! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs
Janitor Robot Rivals WallE Story Retold by Chiro-the-Dragon reviews
Eve didn't come to Earth alone. She had a partner along for the search. He was in fact very protective about Eve, and would sometimes get jealous when Wall-e got near her. The two become rivals, but they will join forces in the retold story of Wall-E!
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - EVE, WALL-E
Maybe a little too much beer by Never-strike-twice reviews
Pippin gets drunk and goes to visit Frodo. Only Rosie is at home. Set at end of The Lord of the Rings. Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Peregrin T., Rosie C. - Complete
Morphica by Tonycakes reviews
A new monster has joined the crew. She turns their world upside down. With her spunky attitude the monsters are in for some excitement!
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Cakes and Cuddles by levy120 reviews
It was all he ever wished for // First G-Force fanfic, yehaw 8D No previous knowledge needed, Oneshot
G-Force - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hurley - Complete
Progressive Learning by spankingfemfatale reviews
An alternate ending to the Mighty Thor trade: Loki where Odin stops Loki in his tracks and rights Asgard in a most befitting way! WARNING! Non-sexual spanking! Another fantastic fic written for me by Jason! Woot! XD
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Just the Right Time by iSpazzyKitty reviews
Ever think about exaclty what the Kankers did to Rolf in the big Picture Show? Here's my version. Hope you enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Rolf
The Secret Admirer by quincestar reviews
SpongeBob has a secret admirer...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - SpongeBob
Parallel Worlds by XMemeto.MoriX reviews
Decisions can change your life, for better or worse. Those decisions can be strong enough to even create a parallel universe….. bad summary, but a good story, I think. Just check it out!
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Wilbur R., Lewis - Complete
Take me to the autopilot by Starslug reviews
AUTO is reactivated to a nasty suprise: he's been replaced, and the replacement wants to chat. Worst description ever? Probably. Now actually being updated again!
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,249 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - AUTO
One Twisted Interview by Grogie13 reviews
What happens when you twist an interview with a spinning bottle, and fans daring the characters to do stupid things? Doc looks afraid, Susan's excited, Link's being a guy, Insecto's up for it, and Bob really has no idea what's going on. ON HIATUS
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Spongebob: Truth or Dare by CutelittleMouseygirl reviews
A fanfiction classic! you send in your reviews containing dares and we make your favorite characters do them!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009
Jokes On You by spotty-bee reviews
Jokey never lived in the village all his life, so where was he before? How dose his pranking past mix in with his present, and speaking of which why is his 'Box Bomb' prank his favorite? Take a peek and find out. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jokey - Complete
Andy's Dusty Toy Chest by Morine123 reviews
In the winter break of Andy's Freshman year of college, he comes home to visit his family. But he brings someone home with him- his girlfriend. How does her visit affect the toy's fate? Takes place after Toy Story 2.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Madagascar Questionnaire by Haeztiger reviews
Ask your favourite characters, some simple and personal questions! And all your questions WILL be answered! To add some fun there'll be some segments to keep you entertain. Inspired by Zefri012. Ask your question via review... Give little reviews too!
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,654 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Evergreen by GothicCheshire reviews
If only your friends stayed Evergreen, and you weren't left alone.
Igor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Rivendell RentaHorse: A Crack Fic by Rosie Azrael reviews
Say hello to Asfaloth, the single most requested mount at Rivendell Rent-a-Horse. Because everyone needs more Crackfic. Oneshot, probably, unless someone really wants to see more. O.o
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Operation Vacation by LarkroseLukos reviews
Rico wins a four day vacation to anywhere in the world, but can only bring one friend. Every animal in the zoo tries to be that friend- and they go to dangerous lengths. Will they ever take into account Rico's happiness? R and R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Rico
UFOh! by LarkroseLukos reviews
Kowalski convinces Private that aliens are invading the zoo after he claims to have seen a UFO. Rated for safety. R and R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Private, Kowalski - Complete
Opposite Day by LarkroseLukos reviews
When an accident with a time machine transports Private to an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite of themselves, can he free the machine from the evil lemurs and make it back home? R and R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Private - Complete
King Kowalski by LarkroseLukos reviews
Due to a horrific lab test, Julian and Kowalski have switched minds! The penguins have to deal with whiny Julian while Maurice wonders why his king keeps asking him for complex machines and keeps nibbling on raw fish.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - King Julien, Kowalski
A LoveHate Relationship by LarkroseLukos reviews
Kowalski has the perfect way to win Doris's heart- a love potion! What happens when the wrong person drinks the serum? Hilarity ensures in this Kowalski centered adventure. Kowalski OC
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kowalski - Complete
Loving A Lie by LarkroseLukos reviews
Ever since Marlene admitted her feelings to Skipper, the two haven't talked. Marlene starts dating Kowalski to get his attention, but her plan backfires, and soon the tall penguin is going around thinking they're in love. Marski/Skilene
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Bath Time for a Dirty Sloth by Alteng reviews
Sid smells really bad, and he needs a bath. The gang decides to give him one.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2009
Spongebob: Journey of a Lifetime by spongesquirrel44 reviews
Spongebob and Sandy go on a vacation to Texas to visit Sandy's Dad, but encounter afew troubles along the way...
Crossover - Looney Tunes & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - SpongeBob
Horrors of the Mines by Valiant Flower reviews
Gandalf wasn't kidding when he said there were older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world! Reposted!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gandalf, Peregrin T.
Krusty Chaos by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Mr. Krabs has brought in a new employee from some fancy culinary school. Spongebob is supposed to help the employee, who seems to know an awful lot about cooking. At least, before he gets behind the grill… Read and review, please!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Penguins of Madagascar in: Cold Case by simply-dazzling001 reviews
The penguins have dealt with tons of missions, but how will they react when one of their own teammates gets sick? Read and review, please!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009
I'm Going to Look After You by TheHornyVirgin reviews
Merry was harmed during the Battle of Pelennor Fields, but not by the Black Breath....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
What's an otter to do? by hidden stranger reviews
getting settled into a new home is never an easy task, what happens when an otter finds herself delievered to the Central Park Zoo and how will the residents take in her presence? Oneshot Julian/Mareleen
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Horton Hears A Who: JoJo: Return Of Leo by Shebzee reviews
Leo's back...and more violent then ever. Will JoJo live through it?
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008
Frodo Vs Merry by KittyMcafee reviews
It's Merry and Pippin Vs. Frodo and Sam in the greatest prank war Rivendell has ever seen! It's finished! Sorry it's so short, I ran out of ideas. Reviews are greatly appreciated. COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
Viper's Tea by Dorrica reviews
ONE-SHOT. Viper loves to ask Tigress the same question over and over again when serving her tea. And that simple little question has so much meaning to it, that while it may annoy the feline, she wouldn’t give anything for her to stop asking it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Tigress, Viper - Complete
Three Little Words by RadcliffePotter reviews
This is a 100 word drabble between Frodo and Pippin. Frodo needs something that only Pip can provide...this has implied slash, but is not a slash story, it is humor/parody of slash stories. Bookverse. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by NikChik-11 reviews
JoJo is down because he is being bullied, and has no friends. Can the Mayor reassure him? And will he make a new friend? Read here to find out!
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,151 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
JoJo: Scared Little Boy by Shebzee reviews
After Leo is sent to jail, a new kid, Kyro, comes and joins the band of jerks. But this kid knows some things about JoJo other people didn’t. He can do things to JoJo that will haunt JoJo for days. Where did this kid come from? What does he want?
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Horton Hears A Who JoJo: The Best Worst Life by Shebzee reviews
Jojo never was excepted. He was always an outcast. But now Jojo must prove himself as a natural who. And with these events, he might just be a hero... if he can make it through.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
How Things Smurf by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Two smurfs are surprised when they wake up 500 years in the future. How did they get there? And what happened to the home they once knew? NOTE: This story has been revised. Please read, enjoy, and don't forget to review. Thank you!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,629 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Brainy, Hefty, OC - Complete
The Escape by mistamoe reviews
Mr. Potato Head and Slinky wanted to ride RC but, they argued over him and Woody and Slinky got in some trouble, so Slinky has to save them.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Shape Of Things To Smurf by swarlock reviews
Stopping in another time. Papa takes a good look at The Scroll given to him by The Alternate Papa Smurf in 2007.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Reason Behind The Ring by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Random spoof written about two years ago, about why Sauron created the ring. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
It's A Wig by Princess of Ithilien reviews
In which Gollum decides he doesn't want to be mostly bald anymore... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Gollum - Complete
To Frodo by Rachel Evans reviews
Sam tries to celebrate the birth of his third child, but can't help but wish his best friend was with him. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Samwise G., Meriadoc B. - Complete
A Real Man by CloudKitsune17 reviews
Eddy has a new scheme, but it involves Rolf’s chickens. So what do the Eds do? Force Edd to keep him distracted! RolfEdd strong hints
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Edd, Rolf - Complete
Of Stuffed Bunnies and Palantirs by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Saruman's stuffed bunny is stolen. Gandalf wants the Palantir. What's gonna happen? Random story I wrote quite a long time ago. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Rita's Despair by Hay Bails reviews
A tragedy and its immediate aftermath.
Flushed Away - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Tugging on a Rope: The Extended Edition by Mister Frodo reviews
An extended, inside look on the pointless LOTR comedy! Includes more jokes, more action, and an exclusive author cameo! The author commentary is here! Please enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Pippin and the Shrooms by Song in the woods reviews
What would happen if the gang showed up here? Yes, it's been done, but this isn't a romance it just for fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Broken Glass by Inquisitive reviews
Merry and Frodo find that playing indoors can be dangerous… in more ways than one. Warning contains spanking
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Making Merry by Foodie reviews
Merry Brandybuck is a rambunctious teenager, so is Sam Gamgee. The two strike up a competition when it comes to hobbits of the opposite sex. How far will they go to win? Will it come to blows? Will they manage to become friends? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
Good Night by Took-Baggins reviews
One night, Roddy thinks back to his first night on the Jammy Dodger. Very light RoddyRita
Flushed Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Afternoon At Merry's by Mister Frodo reviews
The sequel to Breakfast At Merry's. The four main hobbits wait at Merry's house while Gandalf gets their lunch. Will the wizard be able to get the food to them in time? Read and found out! Also, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Meriadoc B., Gandalf - Complete
Future Shock by SOLmaster reviews
After getting fired from the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob accidentaly gets teleported to the future and sees that the future is not as he expected and must face his most dangerous enemy of all time. R&R complete
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - SpongeBob - Complete
Breakfast at Merry's by Mister Frodo reviews
A short LOTR humor story that really has almost nothing to do with breakfast. The four main hobbits hang out at Merry's house. But there's a surprise guest... Summary stinks. Story does not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
A World Without Gargamel by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
The requested sequel to It's A Wonderful Smurf. Mandrake the Imp is back, but this time Gargamel is the target of his mischief. Can the failed wizard prove his life has had worth? Complete Story! Please Review!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Tugging on a Rope by Mister Frodo reviews
A short chapter story based on the LOTR movies. Basically just makes fun of the characters and also different roles played by the actors in the movies. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Christmas Eve Cookies by Princess of Ithilien reviews
The Fellowship make cookies. Silly little story. Merry Christmas! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Black Riders On A Sugar High: The Sequel by Princess of Ithilien reviews
It returns! More adventures of the Nine Riders, all while on a sugar high.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
First Second Breakfast by CrazyViolin reviews
Legolas finds out just what Pippin means by Second Breakfast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Gollum's First Encounter With Taters by Princess of Ithilien reviews
This is how it went...R&R Short oneshot. Rather random...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gollum - Complete
The Orc Naming System by Princess of Ithilien reviews
How the orcs are named, the conspiracy behind it...R&R! Random little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Black Riders On A Sugar High by Princess of Ithilien reviews
What happens when you combine the Wraiths, sugar and caffeine in a confined space? Read to find out...Very random R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Randomness On Ice by Princess of Ithilien reviews
The Fellowship have a very crazy time while ice skating...AU Very random
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Melon or Mellon? by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Poor, hungry Pippin gets two words confused...Short oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Peregrin T. - Complete
A Series of Rather Awkward EdVents by V the Happy Lurker reviews
In which you shall find Edd's quest of identity, Eddy confronted by the burden of maturity, and Ed...just being Ed. [WARNING: Slash, foul language, and other weirdness inside.]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Edd, Rolf
How To Drive An Elf Insane by Dark Windsong reviews
Legolas finds himself on the hunt for an elusive athelas bush with none other than Peregrin Took for company... Peregrin is eager to know all about everything from elves to babies. How will Legolas cope? No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Sleep With Your Eyes Open by Katatonia reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Dare by AngieT reviews
Frodo and Merry let Pippin get them into a lot of trouble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Confessions by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Each of the Fellowship share a secret with the rest. Hopefully you'll find it funny, though its pretty random! AU R&R! COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Interview with a Serial Killer by 9We're All Mad Here6 reviews
What if Chucky managed to get on CNN before he died?
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005
Return to the Smurfette Village by LadyRaven-321 reviews
After their first visit to the Smurf Village it is time to take the smurfettes home. But something's not right, are the smurfette's home in danger? What is in store for their future? UPDATED: with fixed grammar and added smurfette characters. COMPLETE R&R Please and Thank you!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,972 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Hefty, OC - Complete
Broken by redrose2310 reviews
Pippin isn't so sweet and care free after being sold into slavery This is what the TLoTR would have been like if Peregrin had been taken from the Shire at 16 his P. O. V. Warnings Rape and Slash, andlots of Angst
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Aragorn, Peregrin T.
SpongeBob's Freaks by missterio reviews
FINISHED! SpongeBob and Patrick wish for aliens, but get freaky humans instead. When the humans get kidnapped, can the two dudes save them? Will one of the aliens go nuts over SpongeBob and Patrick?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Attention by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Drunken Merry and Pippin declare war over Ivy Bolger. Silly little thing of mine. COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Got Your Nose by Momentous reviews
Elves may be the superior race, but Hobbit's hold the monopoly on wit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Legolas, Meriadoc B.
Smurfette's Decision by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
I wrote this story for my sister. When Smurfette runs away, Brainy, Hefty, and Clumsy are sent to find her. But they'll have to go in disguise... (Complete Story! Please Review)
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Brainy's Glasses by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When all the Smurfs in the world are captured by a powerful enemy intent on their destruction, it's up to Brainy to save all that is Smurf! (Complete Story! Please Review! :D )
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Splinter by AngieT reviews
On their way to Bree Merry has an accident.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B.
The More the Merrier by SchizoidSarah reviews
Confusion ensues when Frodo's schedule backs up. Rated for implied slash and some kissing! giggle
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
The Smurfette Village by LadyRaven-321 reviews
The Smurf dam bursts one stormy night, and Hefty Smurf is swept away. He drifts out to sea, and in an ironic twist, eventually ends up on a distance shore near a village of Smurfettes. COMPLETED! *Revised with corrected grammar with added characters!* Enjoy!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Hefty, OC - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Budgielover reviews
Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Moria's Revenge Rrated Repost by Kookaburra reviews
Co-Author: Llinos: A repost of MR with the NC-17 bits toned down. The denizens of Moria decide to take revenge on the Fellowship- by way of its littlest member. WARNING: RAPE & TORTURE - CHAPTER 43 - COMPLETED- LAST CHAPTER EVER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 197,241 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Chucky and his twin Chuckly by ChaosCreation reviews
Chucky has a long lost twin Chuckly, they reunite but it doesnt go easy. du du duhhhh
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004
Lazy Hobbit Day by Lady of the Barrows reviews
Merry, Frodo, Sam and Pippin try to enjoy a nice Summer afternoon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B.
Together by Tathar reviews
[PreQuest] [Nonslash]Written for Marigold's Challenge 2. Frodo comforts Merry shortly after it is decided that he will be going to live at Bag End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Frodo the Doctor by Lucky Larue reviews
Frodo decides he needs a job. Rated for some violence and a little language, and medical stuff. And character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Peculiar by Lucky Larue reviews
Merry isn't conscious, Pippin is losing it. Light PG-13 for some violence and some language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Frodo's Discovery by ArwenTurner reviews
Frodo discovers something one day that takes the hobbits by surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
Legolas Goes Crazy by Lucky Larue reviews
Just as the title says. Now, with a new chapter
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Sam's Chowda by Lucky Larue reviews
The story of Sam and his chowda.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Samwise G.
Pip Gets Drunk by Lucky Larue reviews
What will happen...When Pip gets drunk? This is pretty bad. Rated for intoxication, language, riff raff, blah blah, blah...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Heeeeerrreee's Merry! by Lucky Larue reviews
When Merry gets his own tv show, Pippin gets insanely jealous. Will they patch things up, can Frodo help...? Or will their friendship end?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Fellowship go on a Sleepover by Spammi reviews
The Fellowship go on a sleepover at Frodo's Hobbit Hole and, well, chaos ensues! Enjoy, and please r&r.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Complete
The Fellowship Orders Pizza by Phoenix II reviews
The fellowship orders Pizza. It's funny
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin by Phoenix II reviews
Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Tears of Glass by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Merry’s take on Frodo’s Departure. Short and almost AU. One shot Non- Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
To Blow the Horn of Gondor by C J Lupin reviews
The Horn of Gondor should have a warning on it that says: To be keep away from Hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Boromir, Meriadoc B.
A Little Indigestion Between Friends by Aratlithiel1 reviews
or: A FrodoHealer's Fic. Gone Horribly Wrong
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Legolas Teaches Sexual Education by Astariel reviews
Legolas takes on a job as a sex ed teacher, however there are some jobs an elf just isn't prepared for..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
The Dangers Of A Sleeping Pippin by Allyson reviews
What happens to the rest of The Fellowship when Pippin sleeps?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
In Between by Krista2 reviews
When the Ringwraiths attack Bree. Frodo and Pippin get separated from Strider, Merry and Sam. Too small to protect themselves - a man takes an advantage of their situation. // Chapter 3 Uploaded! //
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
Dinner Guest by Jaha Canon reviews
Rolf's family has a guest over for dinner... how will he survive? Surprise Extra added!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Edd, Rolf - Complete
Wilfred by Jaha Canon reviews
A pigs POV... how about that. Wow, what I do to be original.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Rolf - Complete
Frodo gets Flatulant by Astariel reviews
Frodo's bowels get the better of him...changing the fate of Middle Earth and the Fellowship, forever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Frodo B.
a hobbity bath... by HMP reviews
Pippin decided to take a bath, but Frodo claims it's his bath, and so does Merry! and hwat happens if a 4th person comes to claim it?! There's no slash or anything ugly in here. please read/enjoy/review :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Pippin and His Big Mouth by Talking Hawk reviews
Merry never cries, right? Well, Pippin just went and opened his big mouth... (No slash, dang it!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
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Hiding in the Shadows reviews
America and Canada finally admit their true feelings for each other and life couldn't be happier. Until Canada gets raped. America has to try and help get his little brother back to the person he used to be. But can he become sane again or will Prussia forever stay in his mind? Pairings: UsCan, One-sided PruCan, Frain Warnings: Incest, Non-con, Paranoid!Canada, Suicidal Themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13 - Canada, America, Prussia
Family Issues reviews
Romano, Canada and Iceland meet each other in the park after they all have issues with their brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada, Iceland - Complete
Secret Crush reviews
Talossa daydreams and draws a picture of her friend and secret crush, Sealand. But what happens when America catches her? Sealand x OC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - OC, Sealand, America - Complete
Stupid Facebook reviews
Prussia is bored one day and decides to make a Facebook account, but he finds out that it isn't as great as he expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Battle of Hetalia
Arthur and Alfred have a battle over cleanliness vs. dirtiness. Who will win? Parody of the SpongeBob episode "The Battle of Bikini Bottom".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Punishing Loki reviews
After Loki has been captured, the Avengers do various random things to punish him for his crimes. Series of one-shots. Rated T for language and inappropriate content.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Loki - Complete
Revenge is Smurfy reviews
Jokey's pranks have gotten out of hand and the other smurfs are really tired of them, so they secretly plot revenge against him. What kind of pranks will they pull? Read to find out!
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Jokey
The Sickest Smurf Ever reviews
Sickly has the Smurf Flu and is feeling worse than ever. While Papa Smurf is gone to get ingredients for a potion to cure him, ten different smurfs watch after him, but most of them don't pay that much attention to him or make him feel worse.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sickly
This One reviews
This is a one-shot based on the scene where Edgar goes into the pet store to buy the dead fish. I always wondered what the guy who works at the store's reaction was when he got that unusual request. I was disappointed that they didn't show that part in the movie, so here's what I think happened!
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Edgar G. - Complete
Action Figure reviews
Po has had feelings for Tigress for a long time, but he's been too afraid to tell her. What happens when his secret is finally revealed? Read to find out! One-shot
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Po, Tigress - Complete
Bigmouth's Rampage reviews
Bigmouth is hungrier than ever and goes wherever he can to find food, even if it means disrupting our little blue friends and their arch enemy.
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bigmouth - Complete
Vanity's Problem reviews
Vanity has a problem with his appearance and goes through a lot of trouble to get it fixed. One-shot
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Vanity - Complete
Bad Minions reviews
The minions are being very bad and Gru has to deal with them. What will happen? Read to find out! One-shot
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Minions - Complete
The Destructive Wisher reviews
Kowalski invents a device that grants wishes, but when everyone wants to use it, things get ugly.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kowalski - Complete