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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20565 - Favs: 13,279 - Follows: 7,350 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadow Mission by maxigrumpling reviews
Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as hell. There's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,939 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Waltz by maxigrumpling reviews
He's bored, lonely and longing. She's already made the decision to change her life. He sees her dancing alone, she's unaware. Their first introduction is a disaster. This is the story of how his public image might just lose him a chance to have it all and how he overcomes his personal demons to make her see the real Edward Cullen. Edw/Bella HEA. Jake lovers need not apply ;)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,077 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Complete
The Bad Vampires Handbook by maxigrumpling reviews
Turned by accident, nerdy loner Eddie faints at the sight of blood and wakes, often, at the morgue. There's no handbook for what he's become. When the Cullen's discover him he needs a total vampire makeover and the OCD, hypochondria and his image of what he is all have to go. Bella is given the task of educating him. She thinks he's a joke, but likes the glasses. E/B HEA assured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,056 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty-Six by maxigrumpling reviews
Edward is a rake. A modern day 'guy' even though he's a 120 yr old vampire. What happens to a guy who meets a girl who isn't his type, but turns him inside out? He wants to tell you and he needs your advice on how to fix what he thinks is broken about himself. Stupid bugger doesn't realize he's not broken, somethings just been missing. Edw/Bella. Some rough sexual themes. Dom/Sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Evolution by maxigrumpling reviews
Book Five, Cullen's Pride, Phoenix Rising, Bella's Dawn, Rosies Angel. At wars end life must go on for the Cullen clan. Things have changed significantly. The new council is formed. Believing the Romanian threat to be lifted they plan a bright future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 292,212 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
More To Love Than This by maxigrumpling reviews
Using her best friends offer of marriage to escape a bad situation at home Bella hopes she's finally landed on her feet but she's just swapped one bully for another and this one wants her,and her baby, to pay for his broken heart. Love, loss,sacrifice.AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 459,138 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Dawn by maxigrumpling reviews
Bk 3 Cullen's Pride, Phoenix Rising now Bella's Dawn. With Renesmee's birth comes a host of new complications. Her gift and her mate brand her a 'problem' from the start. Can Bella and Edward work together to protect her or will they need help from afar?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 410,856 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosie's Angel by maxigrumpling reviews
Rose and Emmett must travel to save the life of the baby left behind by a vampire who dies after coming to help during the Romanian War. A short story about how the newest Cullen joined the coven. Book Four after Bella's Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,574 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Phoenix Rising by maxigrumpling reviews
Sequel to Cullen's Pride. Jacob Black took Bella Swan's life and humanity. She wakes to a new kind of life and a new fear. With a new threat looming, from her own kind no less, Can Edward keep her safe this time? Edw/Bella eventual Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 377,287 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete