Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Transformers.
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I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older, now I'm older and this shit sucks.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Expecting the world to treat u fairly because you're a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack because you're a vegetarian.
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world.
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks...
They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why risk it?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A hard thing about business is minding your own.
An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
Borrow money from pessimists.They don't expect it back.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
Coincidences are not what i believe in, but they keep happening to me.
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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