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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Transformers.

Why hello, reading my profile? Stalker ;-;

I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older, now I'm older and this shit sucks.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Expecting the world to treat u fairly because you're a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack because you're a vegetarian.

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world.

So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks...
But still most people choose the slowest and most painful way: Marriage.

They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why risk it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A hard thing about business is minding your own.

An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

Borrow money from pessimists.They don't expect it back.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you.

Coincidences are not what i believe in, but they keep happening to me.

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Goode High School by percy93 reviews
Percy and everyone is going to Goode High for their freshman year and Percy met certain gray eyes girl he can't stop think about. characters may OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Transforming Reality by Green Raindrop reviews
They were three ordinary girls, just enjoying their weekend. After watching the movie Transformers, something unexpected happens! Can they get back to their world? Rated T cause I'm paranoid! Re-do of my story Trapped.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010
From Camp With Love by apiratesmile reviews
Apollo currently has five children at Camp Half-Blood. Parent's Day is coming up soon and they are desperate to bring their father down to Earth. Hope you Enjoy :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Apollo
My New Life by smileyface209 reviews
This is the story of Nancy. Nancy just moved and on her first day of school she meets the Cullens. On that same day, she gets attacked by Jasper and is changed into a vampire. Now her life has definately been changed... First story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Resting Place by the Minotaur reviews
A demigod at his end. Rather harsh. Inspiration song: What A Catch, Donnie by Fall Out Boy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Apollo - Complete
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Stalker Girl reviews
Violent and frivolous wannabe detective Naomi is set on finding the children that have gone missing from all over the country. Together with her new partner she digs herself deeper into a world of monsters and gods, what do the missing children have in common? Why doesn't anybody remember them? And who is her mysterious new partner really? *Stalker Girl Rewrite*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Nico A.
Lost my mind? No! Lost my brain! reviews
When Mickey commits suicide she expects to go straight on to wherever you go when you die, but the lord isn't going to let her off the hook that easy. JazzXOC. NOT a drama fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jazz