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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2411964, Profile Updated: 07-06-12
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Huh? I get a personal description?

AWESOME!

Age:13

Name:Brian [REDACTED]

Gender:Male

Likes:Awesomeness,Halo, Left 4 Dead, XBOX, Hanging our with my friends, Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour,Wolves,Dragons,Falcons,Ravens,Any ocean creature you can think of, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Brohoof to bronies that may be reading my profile.)

Dislikes:Sexists, Stupid People, people who apply stereotypes to everyone, (Super)perverted people

Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (in trubute of a certain author)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST be intolerant of all homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and racist
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
i’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Death Note, Avatar: The Last Airbender)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm German so i must drink beer, eat sausage, be Homosexual and be an annoying prick who is alway's in denial
I'm Black so i must own and be able to play a bass guitar

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[x] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns(i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains (I like trains.)
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone (only sometimes)
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (only sometimes)
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[x] high speed
[x] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total:12 Not bad, not bad at all.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.*
You love jeans.*
Dogs are better than cats.*
It's hilarious when people get hurt.*(it depends on the person)
You've played with/against boys on a team.*
Shopping is torture.* (unless I'm getting whatever I want)
Sad movies suck.*

You own/ed an X-Box.*
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.*
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.*
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.*
Gory movies are cool.*
You go to your dad for advice.*
You own like a trillion baseball caps.*
You like going to high school football games.*
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.*
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.*
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.*
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.*
Sports are fun.* (it depends on what sport it is)
Talk with food in your mouth.*
Sleep with your socks on*

Total: 22. Yes!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop. (only for stuff I like)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.*
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance.* (Gymnastics,as a little kid. I'm a guy, got a problem with that)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.* (If I don't, my mom does. "OH MY GOODNESS BRIAN YOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THAT!" "Mom, it's just jeans and a white t-shirt I'll be--" "GO BACK UPSTAIRS AND PUT A DECENT SHIRT ON!")
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.*(only for popcorn does that count?)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 4

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... (only problem, not a lot of songs on my Ipod, using Pandora Radio, hope it chooses the good stuff)

Opening Credits: Welcome to my life-Simple Plan. Interesting it would choose an actual song that makes sense for opening credits.

Waking Up: Gives You Hell-All American Rejects. Again, it chooses a good song? GO IPOD TOUCH, KEEP THE AWESOMENESS ROLLING!!!

First Day At School: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid-The Offspring. This is NOT good. I'm not manipulative! I am a nice person! (good song though)

Falling In Love: Wake Me Up When September Ends-Green Day. Wow, a love-ish song. My Ipod is kicking some butt today.

Fight Song: The Pretender-Foo Fighters. AMAZING! Seriously, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP MY IPOD IS CHOOSING IT!

Breaking Up: Numb, Linkin Park- This isn't making any sense! Its choosing ALL the good songs!

Prom: Sandstorm, Darude- Fast song at a prom? Not unusual, but I would have preferred a slow song.

Life is Good: Famous Last Words, My Chemical Romance- So... what? It's kinda live your life, because you've only got one.

Mental Breakdown:This is War, 30 Seconds to Mars- Ok, my Ipod feels my satisfaction with it and chose another good song. It's about going to war, obviously.

Driving: Savin' Me, Nickelback- Good choice Ipod.

Flashback:Where'd You Go?- GO IPOD, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BADASS

Getting Back Together: Shadow of the Day, Linkin Park- Oh wonderful, they're getting back with me because I miss them... WHY?

Wedding:crushcrushcrush, Paramore - My only comment: WTF?

Paying the Dues: Stab My Back by The All American Rejects-Betrayal. THAT SUCKS SO MUCH!

The Night Before The War: Vox Populi 30 Seconds to Mars-"This is a call to arms,gather soldiers, Its time to go to war." Excellent.

Final Battle: Night Of The Hunter, 30 Seconds To Mars - Two 30STM Songs in a row? Awesome!

Moment of Triumph: Be my Escape, Relient K- Must've won with many losses...

Death Scene: Welcome To The Black Parade- A literal,song about dying, if you watch the music video. How is my ipod reading my mind.(I actually wanted Leave out all the rest, but this works too.)

Funeral Song: Best I Ever Had, Vertical Horizon- Remembrance of love lost? At a Funeral? I love you ipod/Pandora Radio

End Credits: Human, The Killers- Totally makes sense.

AWESOME MOVIE

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

It's you and me against the world...WE ATTACK AT DAWN!

Which TDI/A/WT character are YOU!?

Beth:
()You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
() Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work/have worked on a farm
Total: 1

Bridgette:

(x)You surf (boogey boarding, close enough)

() You're a vegetarian
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
(x)You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) You get along with everybody
(x) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 5

Cody:

(x) You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(x) You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
(x) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you

Total:3

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
() You get mad easily
()Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(x)You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 1

DJ:

(X) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
(x)You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 5

Duncan:

() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(x) You love skulls and crossbones
() You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
(x) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 3

Eva:

() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x)You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
() You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Count: 1

Ezekiel:

() You're homeschooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
Count: 0

Geoff:

() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
(x)You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
(x)You skateboard
Count: 2

Gwen:

() You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(x) Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things irk you up
Count: 3

Harold:

(x)You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
() You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Count: 0

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed sometimes
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Count: 0

Izzy (E-Scope)

(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x)Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x)You've camped out in the woods

Count: 5

Justin:

() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Count: 0

Katie:

() You have a BFFFL
()You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
() You're often sweet
(x)You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
() You listen to Pop Music
(x) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 2

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Count:2

Lindsay:

(x)You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take/took Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
() You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
() Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 1(I cant believe it...)

Noah:

(x) You are a bookworm
(x) Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x)You're in Honors classes
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
(x) You're quiet
() You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
Count: 5

Owen:

() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat(you have no idea)
(x)You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 3

Sadie:

() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidentally do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
(x)You easily cry
() You love to squeal
() You often do things wrong
Count: 1

Trent:

() You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(x) You care for the people you love
(x)You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
(x)You easily fall in love
Count: 4

Tyler:

() You suck at sports
(x)You often wear red
() You wear a headband
() You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
() You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count:2

I'm most like 4 people? I figured Bridgette and Noah ,maybe Dj, BUT IZZY!?!??! COOL!!!

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Really, now?).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Problem, convienient stores across the world?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How do I do that?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I was going to eat it fried.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (*turns upside down to read* Son of a b-)

OnMarks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (ME WANTED BOOM BOOM! NO HOT!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Too late. *Puts iron on body* So warm... AHH IT BURNS!

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Like I can totally drive a car legally. Although I could if I wanted to illegally...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (It's been four hours since I took the pill. I'm still awake. *Reads label* MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS!!! YOU F*ING FALSE ADVERTISING!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What? Where else can I put them, on Mars?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Interesting...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Dammit, that shady guy said this was chocolate, not peanuts)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (No homo, I don't EAT nuts... I chew them and swallow)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Makes sense if they are trying to CRUSH MY DREAMS!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Duh... I would have never figured this out until my buddy tried it. Not good. JUST KIDDING)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years

List your 12 favorite Total Drama Island Characters in random order

1.Gwen

2.Duncan

3.Izzy

4.Owen

5.Ezekiel

6.Heather

7.Leshawna

8.Lindsay

9.Chris

10.Courtney

11.Bridgette

12.Cody

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?

Yes, actually...

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

No Homo, and he's just fat.

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Weirdest pairing EVER!

Do you recall any fics about nine?

No.

Do you think two and six make a good couple?

It could happen, but it would be a love/hate relationship. I wouldn't like it.

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

I don't know.

Suggest a summary for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Zeke gets rejected by Bridgette after breaking up with Geoff and Izzy decides to help him by adding her insanity into the mix.

Make a summary for a three/ten fic.

Izzy turns Courtney to the wild side

If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

No idea.

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning!EXTREME VIOLENCE BLOOD AND GORE! (Cody & Gwen kill Heather in a Cupcakes like scenario.)

When was the last time you read a 5 fanfic?

Pretty recently actually

What would happen if one walked in on Eight and Twelve having sex?

Gwen: *says nothing and looks like she is in total and complete shock*

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Gwen and Leshawna are in a happy relationship until Chris runs off with Owen. Gwen brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Bridgette and a brief unhappy affair with Courtney, then follows the wise advice of Ezekiel, and finds true love with Izzy.(0.o WTF?)

What title would you give this fic?

WHAT THE F* DID I JUST WRITE! AM I HIGH?!?

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

Say wha' now?

GRYFFINDOR:
[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs. (or drugs at all)
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone (Most people these days.)
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ]You love soccer
[ ]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[X]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university

TOTAL: 10

HUFFLEPUFF:
[x]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ]You laugh a lot.
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[ ]Politics suck.
[x]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]You’re completely straight edged.
[x]You’re very emotional
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[ ]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[ ]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ]Sports suck.
[x]You’re shy.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[ ]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x]Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[x]Basketball is a good sport.
[ ]Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool color.
[ ]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[x]Very loyal.
[x]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[ ]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[ ]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[ ]Guilty until proven innocent.

TOTAL: 8

GRYFINDOR AWESOMENESS
WITH A DARK SIDE

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you're going to try out for Total Drama Island one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Loser
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball.
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[x] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[x] You eat alone at lunch.

Total= 9

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ]You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total=2

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.

Total = 2

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0

Band Geek
[x] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[x] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 3

Thespian
[x] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[ ] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[x] You have been a lead. (Jesus of Nazareth)
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 3

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[x] You have straight A's.
[x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[x] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized.
[x] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[x] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ]You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 6

Slacker
[x] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You do a lot of things half-assed. (not anymore)
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[x] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive.
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house. (again, not anymore)
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
[x] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.

Total=9

Goth
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[ ] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 3

Nerd
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[x] You have straight A's.
[X] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[x] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[X] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. (I overanalyze everything to the point where it's not cool anymore. While watching Death Note I've punched MULTIPLE holes in Light's technique, and a few less in L's. Either way...)
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you.
[x] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer.
[x] You wear your pants at your waist.
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 6

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 0

Gangstaaa
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say nigga a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin

Total = 0

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[x] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[ ] You have dark hair.
[x] You love the emo song. (which emo song? I like the funny one)
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 2

Skatepunk
[x] You own a skateboard.
[x] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for littering.
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. (No Criminal record though)
[x] You listen to punk rock.(depends on band)
[x] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.(don't judge me)
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[x] Skater boys(girls)are attractive. (I'm a DUDE!)

Total = 8

Metalhead
[ ] Most people are scared of your music
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[ ] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal
[x] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[x] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[x] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[x] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music. (Stupid Beiber fans)

Total= 6

I'm a loser XD But it's true.

The Bandwagon.

] I am shorter than 5'4".
] I have many scars
[x] I tan easily.
] I wish my hair was a different color.
] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
] I have a cutie mark
] I wear glasses sometimes
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (It was really awkward XD)
] I have more than 2 piercings.
] I have piercings in places besides my ears
] I have freckles.

FAMILY
] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (When I was seven I went to a nearby park and lasted TEN HOURS. Only was discovered by a couple hiking on a trail nearby, who sent me home.)
] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
] I want to adopt someday
] I have more then 5 siblings

SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school
] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
] I always do my homework. (Hell no.)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (total, yes, consecutive, no.)
] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my school. (food from the cafeteria, I don't do it anymore.)

EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (Seriously... they do. And it's not just Disney movies. I mean, look at Toy Story 3. To quote Reimagine:The Game, [I lost the game, U mad bro?] "The movie that makes you say 'Oh my god my tears are crying'")
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

HEALTH
] I was born with a disease/impairment.
] I have a disease/impairment. (I don't count having terrible hearing in my left ear due to a hole in my ear drum from infancy.)
] I've broken a bone.
] I have dislocated something.
] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
] I have/(had) asthma.

EXPERIENCES
[x] I've gotten lost in my city
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star. (*music, disney intro* When you wish upon a star...)
] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a man where it hurts. (Not proud of that one... and I never want to experience it...)
] I've been skydiving.
] I've gone skinny dipping.
] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Chocolate milk... mmm...)
] I've crashed a car.
] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play. (Passion Play, I WAS JEEBUS!)
[x] I've met somebody in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken fight.
] I've played a prank on somebody.
] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've eaten Sushi. (It was a California Roll, not really sushi. Actually that depends on who you ask.)
[x] I've been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS (I might as well leave this whole thing blank, forever alone.)
] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss somepony right now.
] I have a fear of abandonment.
] I've gotten divorced
] I've told somepony I loved them when I didn't.
] I've told somepony I didn't love them when I did.
] I've told somepony I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
] I've loved somepony I knew a friend was already in love with.

HONESTY
] I've done something I promised somepony else I wouldn't. (I keep secrets. And I make a point of it. It's no one else's business, and if that person wanted them to know, they'd tell them.)
] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house. (Fairly simple, although getting back into my second floor bedroom can be a problem sometimes.)
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (Y A X B BLACK *sound plays* EAT MY DUST DIE SPINNE!)
] I've cheated on a test. (Everyone who does this, STOP. Right now. There's no easy way out-- in fact, when you cheat you make things a million times harder on yourself. YOU need to do the work, not just the class nerd. Take it upon yourself to NOT cheat. You'll thank me later.)
] I've been suspended from school.

BAD TIMES
] I've consumed alcohol.
] I regularly drink.
] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[x] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
] I take anti-depressants.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
] I've woken up crying.

DEATH
[x] I'm afraid of dying. (Death is a part of life. My fear of death is dying before my time. Not death itself. When it's my time I will accept death with open arms.)
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen somepony die
[x] I've had somepony close to me die. ((an x for each one)) [Rest in peace, Jeffrey.]
[x] I've had a family member whom I didn't know die

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The Forgemaster by Oplindenfep reviews
A brilliant though taciturn smith is sent to Equestria through unknown means. Follow the characters as they deal with this new development. HiE Fic. Constructive reviews welcome.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 214,459 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rainbow Dash
A New Hero by AlexLoneWolf reviews
What if there was another pony who joined the pony gang? An actual male who at first seemed worthless? Will his actions, even presence, affect the choices and outcomes of the pony gang? Will different relationships form? That's for him to find out...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 704,148 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/7/2012
Galaxy at War: N7 by iBayne reviews
Follows the N7 teams of the SSV Cambrai as they wage war on Cerberus and the Reapers. See the first chapter for details on submitting your own characters to the storyline . Mild coarse language/depictions of wartime violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 504 - Words: 656,850 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - OC
With Friends Like These by Siderial reviews
Who needs enemies? Team RWBY during their time at Beacon Academy. Non-canonical. Eventual Romance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,793 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee] [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long]
My Little Fortress: Friendship is explosive by The Number 1 Bushwacka reviews
When RED team is Transported into the world of Equestria by one of the Engineers new inventions,what will happen when they meet the mane six? Rated T for now for violence and language
Crossover - My Little Pony & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Sniper
Brothers in Steel by Gehenna79 reviews
The Master Chief finds himself in the world of Mass Effect. This is my attempt at bridging two things I love and fixing the ending of Mass Effect 3. Complete.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 95,511 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M) - Complete
Rays Of Hope by ShiningShadow1965 reviews
Its a normal day like any other day as Twilight Sparkle mastering her spells in the Everfree Forest when she was attacked by several unkown beings surrounded Twilight Sparkle ready to defend herself when a mysterious stranger jumps in and saves her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity
The Lost Generation by SeraphimKnightZT reviews
The Princess Luna is restored, Discord is defeated and reformed and the Crystal Empire is freed. All the damage that from 1,000 years ago, has been undone. But there is one thing that has been bothering Luna and Celestia, a generation of Equestrians, that vanished. Now, after centuries of waiting, the time for thier return, has arrived...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012
A Camping We Will Go by Rowanoak23 reviews
Cheerilee enlists Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh to take six children: Sweetie Belle, Silver Spoon, Snails, Dinky Doo, Pipsqueak and Archer on a week-long camping trip to Whitetail Woods to teach them teamwork and confidence building. They are so doomed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,360 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Big Macintosh
Derpy's Mailbag by Kitten Starbrooke reviews
Write letters to ponies and receive answers from the ponies themselves! Anypony is allowed, including background ponies. Not all letters are published. Some may be edited for content, grammar/spelling, and length. **EMAIL ADDRESS TO SEND THE LETTERS TO**: mailbagofderpy at gmail dot com **DO NOT SEND LETTERS AS REVIEWS! THEY WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED!**
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
Total Drama: City Life by Lila Caffee reviews
APPS CLOSED! 25 teenagers are sent to the big city to compete against one another in challenges that will take them from the top of the highest building to the sewers beneath their feet. Who will win the 2.5 million dollar prize? And who will be sent home on the failure taxi? Find out on the season of TOTAL. DRAMA. CITY LIFE! Rating may change as story progresses
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
The Human Elements of Harmony by nygiants93 reviews
Centered on six teenage guys that live in a fictional city in N.Y. who must pair up with the mane six to stop the rise of Discord on Earth. Will be romantic pairings later on, but nothing mature as far as that goes. ***NOW COMPLETE***
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,780 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
A Late Applebloomer by Liber-T.E.A reviews
A mistake causes Applebloom to move away for a year. Upon her return, everything's changed. Now, it's up to her to adapt and find her place in the world. Shoujo-ai. ABxSB
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Applebloom, Sweetie Belle - Complete
I Might Have Been by Josh Meihaus reviews
I might have been the most famous pegasus in all of Equestria, maybe the entire world. I might have revolutionized the world of flight, or had my name etched into the main street in Canterlot. But what I have instead...I wouldn't trade it for anything.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
A Second Chance reviews
Warning-Self Insert, and I really suck at summaries. When a thirteen year old boy gets caught and severely injured in an explosion, he is transported to Equestria for reasons unknown. There he not only has to save himself, but his friends, Equestria, and Earth itself. It's only a matter of time before everything goes up in flames... Can he stop it?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,160 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Gilda