The Delirium Threemen
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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2411986, Profile Updated: 12-19-15
Author has written 10 stories for Emergency.


I haven't forgotten my open works, it's more or less life throwing expecting things at me that take priority over writing fanfiction. Life has been keeping me busy. I do intend to finish any uncompleted works. Just letting any readers know I haven't abandoned these stories.

Once I've completed a story they will also be posted over at:

This is to address an issue that has cropped up with fellow writers having their stories posted to sites without their permission. I alone will decide where I post my stories and even though I limit my use of OCs and can't think of why anyone would really wish to use them, respectfully ask my permission on the use of any OC I have created in any of my stories.

I remember watching Emergency on TV when I was really young and then a few years later when it was broadcasted in re-runs. It wasn’t until watching re-runs that I realized there was a Mike Stoker on the show or that there was a captain before Captain Stanley.

One of my favorite memories as a child is playing on the front porch of our house with my two sisters. We would play ‘Emergency’ with our Barbie dolls: Malibu Ken was Roy, Mod-Hair Ken (1) was Johnny, Mod-Hair Ken (2) was Captain Stanley and our brother’s GI Joe would be Chet. Sometimes Malibu Barbie would make a guest appearance as a femme fatal or she would be Nurse Dixie. BTW our femme fatals were nasty ladies who would always be in cahoots with the evil GI Chet and plot their nasty deeds against Roy and Johnny. Nurse Malibu Dixie was the only good female character in our stories. Some of our epic rescues involved rescuing my brother’s Johnny West figures from the giant tulips of our ‘canyon’ front garden.

I remember picking out my Malibu Ken doll because I thought he looked a lot like my favorite Emergency character Roy DeSoto (the Emergency 4 cartoon version). My twin and younger sister liked Johnny so they picked out the Mod-Hair Ken doll because he had dark hair. For those of you too young to remember or have not heard about the Mod-Hair Ken doll he came with additional hair pieces that you could stick to the doll, side burns (a nice set of lamb chops), beard, and mustache pieces. He was also the first Ken doll that I remember having ‘real’ hair instead of plastic hair. I recall swiping the Mod-Hair Ken hair pieces from my sisters’ dolls to give my Malibu Roy chest hair. I just had to make it realistic when Malibu Roy needed to take his shirt off for Nurse Malibu Dixie to do chest compressions.

My sisters would tease me for liking the not-so-cute paramedic. They were ga-ga over Mod-Hair Johnny and would always fight over who would play ‘Johnny’. It was normally our younger sister who got stuck playing GI Chet and Mod-Hair Captain Stanley. I even remember some of our babysitters being head over heels in love with Johnny. I would argue with them that Roy was the nicer paramedic.

I actually found Johnny could be mean at times and remember being horrified when he threatened to break Valerie’s kid’s arm in Details and how he manhandled the little brat. Even today I’m still shocked that they wrote something like that into the show. Probably because of that particular episode I have trouble envisioning Johnny as someone who would be good with children in the sense that I don’t think he would be very patient with them when they act up. I wanted Roy to smack him good for how he treated him in Crash. Bad Johnny for being mean to Roy ;-). I actually don’t think Johnny’s that bad and I do like the character.

Roy ended up being my favorite because he seemed to have more patience than Johnny and came across to me as the nicer of the two. My heart melted when he read the prayer for Sister Barbara in Saddled. I felt bad for him when that mean Dr. Sunderland yelled at him in Problem and thought he was so wonderful when he rescued both the boy and dog from the house fire. I thought he was cool because he seemed to want to give Karen Overstreet a chance (he was nice to her as well) in Indirect Method while the other guys weren’t too keen on her being at the station. I was ready to rip the hair out of the head of his secret admirer in The Professor (she undoubtedly was a nasty femme fatal :-{ ). I wanted to spoon feed him ice-cream when he got his tonsils out and kick evil Chet out of his room. I wanted to beat the tar out of the nasty nurse in The Nuisance for being mean and threatening to bath torture Roy, Johnny and Marco and stabbing Johnny with a needle.

I was going to marry Roy when I grew up. I thought it was rather smart of Roy to have everyone believing he had a wife named Joanne. After all she never did appear on the show (except in the pilot which I didn’t see until years later). I could never marry Officer Jim Reed because they actually showed Jean Reed on Adam-12 a few times plus she had a baby in one episode. Joanne wasn’t real and Roy made her up to keep the evil femme fatals away. I thought Johnny wasn’t so bright because he chased the femme fatals on the show. Roy was definitely smarter than Johnny in my eyes.

All three of us thought Chet was evil and I felt so sorry for Roy being stuck in a hospital room with him in the episode Syndrome. I couldn’t believe Rampart would be so mean to stick Roy in a room with him. Eventually we warmed up to Chet while watching reruns. I remember the three of us cheering him on when he was performing CPR on the little girl from the freeway wreck in the episode Promotion; we were so proud of him for saving the little girl. We thought it was incredibly sweet when he told the canary story to the little girl with her hand caught in the pool drain in Dinner Date. We laughed hysterically when the drummer in Body Language was rapping his drumsticks on Chet’s helmet. That’s one of my all time favorite scenes from the show. My brother yells out ‘Human Fly Shoes’ whenever Chet Kelly’s name is mentioned.

I pretty much grew up watching the show over and over again as a child and have all the DVDs.

I didn’t marry Malibu Roy as planned but I have been married to a nice guy for the last twenty years. He may not be the best looking (cute in his own way) but he is a good guy and wonderful father. We have two boys who are now teenagers. One of our boys is special needs. As a parent of a special needs child there are moments where you want to pull your hair out and then there are also wonderful moments that make all the hard work worth it. I know having this special child in my life has made me a better person.

He also has had a positive effect on those around him. He is integrated into the regular school system in our small town and his classmates treat very well. Many times while grocery shopping I have had one of his classmates come up and tell me how smart my son is (he’s not a savant but he does some savant tendencies in certain areas). It’s been made quite clear that his classmates view him as an important part of their group.

My two sisters are now nurses and my brother is married to one. I’m the odd ball who is not a nurse. We still pick on each other (all in good fun). My brother refers to his three older sisters as Evil, Eviler, and Evilest.

Any scenes in a story I write with children will most definitely be based on some of the stunts the four of us pulled as kids ourselves. I actually now know why our parents sent us to bed earlier than the other kids in the neighborhood – they needed a break. Of course, we never went to sleep right away, we would talk for hours on end and drive our parents crazy. This is one of the reasons why the three of us are very close sisters – all the talking at bedtime before falling asleep.

You’ll also see references to old movies and such because I have a love for them. If I don't know the answer to a movie trivia question then my twin does. My guilty pleasure happens to be crappy old horror films. Vincent Price is my favorite horror movie actor of all time. I have always loved his voice and maniacal laugh.

I collect Pigs and Arnold Ziffle is the coolest pig around.

For anyone that took the time to read all this-Congratulations you do have patience.

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Gethsemane by Bamboozlepig reviews
A look into Jim Reed's first night as a police officer and Pete Malloy's last night as a police officer, detailing the events from the premiere episode of "Adam-12" called "The Impossible Mission." **UPDATE 6/27/16: Jim's section has been revised and reposted**
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed
Stoker Scenes: Kids by ClearingSky reviews
Three vignettes in the life of Mike Stoker. Each chapter is a different story.
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2014 - M. Stoker - Complete
BLEVE, Part One: Part and Parcel by NineMilesNorth reviews
2013 Labor Day Challenge fic. Not every victim is grateful as Hank and his men process a tragic loss without losing stride.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013
One Last Run by ClearingSky reviews
2013 Labor Day Challenge fic. Captains Hammer, Hookrader, Van Orden and Stanley, along with Chief Conrad, recall a tragic time in their careers on the eve of one captain's promotion. Rated T for language.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2013 - H. Stanley - Complete
Car Radio Wars by Enfleurage reviews
Who controls *your* radio?
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
A Kind of Fire by ClearingSky reviews
Johnny and Roy find themselves circling each other in a way that could leave their friendship either stronger or burned to ashes. Somewhere at the feathery edge of bromance / slash. T for language.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,607 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Lucy by BeachWriter reviews
Some rescues are rougher than others.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - J. Gage - Complete
Anagrams Run Through It All by NineMilesNorth reviews
Anagram-framed stories involving each crew member of A-shift and missing or wandering children.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Black Holes by Enfleurage reviews
It's a slow fall into accepting the unthinkable when it happens
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
From the Heart by Icabu reviews
Captain Dick Hammer leaves his desert brush station for the new station in Carson. After horrifying events, he follows his heart ...
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
The Best of Intentions by Enfleurage reviews
No one wakes up in the morning and plans to cause a car accident, or a health crisis, or die in a fire, or paralyze a city…
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,533 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Memento Mori by Bamboozlepig reviews
The death of a contemporary reminds us of our own mortality and that we all must die sometime...but before we die, we first must remember to live. Contains mention of suicide.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Nine Lives by Dianne reviews
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi This is a response to the 'no guarantees' Challenges issued by Ginger.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
I don't really like parties all that much anyway by Kelmin reviews
Complete! Tag for "Surprise!" Season 4, episode 6 . If you've just been blown up in a gas explosion, and you're in traction, you're not gonna want to party. Johnny's POV. T for language and situations.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,176 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - J. Gage - Complete
The Cat Came Back by sbgrrl reviews
John Gage gets suckered into spending Halloween with the DeSoto family. All he has to do is survive a couple shifts. Should be long as he doesn't think about the moon, which will be full on Halloween of 1974. For the second time in October.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
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Crashing The New Year reviews
Dr. Early's plans for celebrating New Year's Eve turn out far differently than he expected. Reposted from last year.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2014 - J. Early - Complete
Over The Edge reviews
Alone with only himself to rely on, Roy must get out of both the physical and mental chasm he finds himself trapped in.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,633 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/20/2011 - R. DeSoto
A Dash of Ginger reviews
Labor Day Challenge 2013 entry. Set after the Details episode. Dr. Early embarks on a new relationship and the battle of the bulge and some extreme diets people have subjected themselves through over the ages is the topic of discussion between Rampart's three doctors. Warning: Some harsh language and obviously implied adult situations.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - J. Early - Complete
Annie, Annie, Are You Okay? reviews
Some new equipment, changes in protocols, combined with Chet and Johnny end up having consequences for poor Annie.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - C. Kelly, J. Gage - Complete
Living Amongst The Dandelions reviews
This a collection/series of stories that will be in chronological order. All of the stories will have one common theme throughout them - they will all contain a fact or myth about the dandelion.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,551 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - R. DeSoto
Decisions reviews
This is a tag on the Promotion episode from Season 3 and what Roy's thoughts might have been while making his decision on accepting or not accepting a promotion to Engineer.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2011 - R. DeSoto - Complete
Honey, Johnny Turned The Kids Orange reviews
This story is in response to Ginger's Freeze Frame Challenge.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Somethin' Smells reviews
What kind of smelly predicaments do our two favorite paramedics get into?
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
I'll See You When the Smoke Clears reviews
Joanne and Roy are at odds with each other. A Brush Fire unexpectedly keeps them apart for several days before they can discuss and resolve their issues.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,179 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - R. DeSoto - Complete
Messages From The Heart reviews
Young Roy wants to do something special for his Stepfather for Father's Day. This story depicts a bit of background into Roy's childhood.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,736 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - R. DeSoto - Complete
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