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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2412320, Profile Updated: 06-03-12

Name: Michelle

About Me: I am sort of a anime geek ' I like to draw and stuff that's all you should know at this point ._.

Likes: Hetalia, Homestuck, Doctor Who, House, Psych, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Criminal Minds, umm...there's a lot more

I will probably write only Hetalia and Homestuck things on here...

(ิ_) Germany

(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自 Japan

( ヮ) America

o̿ ̭ o̿ England

ლ(= з = )ლ France

(し) Russia

。ヮ。 China

(who…?) o( 휴ç휴)o Canada

(ヮ)* Spain

ิ_ Sweden

Finland

(゚ヮ゚)中 Denmark

ರ_ರ೨ Norway

ㅎ_ㅎ Iceland

(癶ヮ癶) Hungary

(ヮ) Prussia

LOVE IT BITCH XD.
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I typed in "da zee" in Dictionary.com's translator...and the "da" in "da zee" didn't come up in Korean (I'm Korean...but I'm so bad XD)...but this did 생체시계...and it meant "internal clock"

http://www.megic.1go.dk/dontclickeng.htm

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"Only the dead have seen the end of the war" Plato

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(• •) (ᴥʋ) [What time is it?]
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Virtute alisque: "On wings with courage."

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Official Hetalia website...but it's in Japanese, please translate to me if you know japanese...http://hetalia.com/top.htm

You people (ecpecially my friend Samantha...) have to see this picture...I laughed way to hard...http://weheartit.com/entry/14197833 and this is too cute...I guess. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=16160571

I am reading this on DA, and it's making me fucking hate Alfred... http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=ion=&global=1&q=frukmaybe#/d3atl1s

cute Chibutalia song http://www.playlist.com/playlist/21682500875/standalone

you could try to watch the video, it was good...but...it's in korean XD link: http://www.wurinet.net/?mid=ent&document_srl=96662,
and http://joonmedia.tv/videos/play/35485/12, and http://www.wurinet.net/?mid=ent&document_srl=107260, and http://www.wurinet.net/?mid=ent&document_srl=109130, and skip a show, and here's the last concert...http://www.wurinet.com/index.php?mid=ent&document_srl=44626

http://www.deviantart.com/#/d34cgvv --> try all the potions mixed, white and yellow was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Cloversoul in japanese is Hagi-Kontan)

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (Well...I'm allergic to fruit and I HATE cheese)
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
4/10

Germany (Ludwig)

[x] You're very stoic and serious (It depends)
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard... too hard (Or at least in my opinion...)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
6/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x]You need time to adjust to new people
4/10

The Allies

America (Alfred Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
5/10

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[x] You get drunk quite easily (I think I would)
[x] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (I'm sure I would)
[ ] You're good at embroidery
8/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself (Sometimes)
[x] You love culture and the arts
[x] You're very flamboyant (?)
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
5/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood
[x] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time (I wish)
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people (One person only..)
[x] You're very strong
[x] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people 7/10

China (Wang Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious (Christian)
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets 5/10

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite (Sometimes)
[x] You love classical music (like)
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (I play piano...Sort of...I play the trumpet)
[x] You've composed music before (school)
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' (yep)
[x] You wear glasses 8/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are (It's my height)
[ ] You love hockey (only cause people get hurt /killed)
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
7/10

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[x] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
4/10 (le gasp!)

Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)

[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair (Like to but don't)
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable (Kinda...)
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it "
10/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together (Actually...it's the opposite :3)
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience (only at/on certain things)
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
4/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics 7/10

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[x] You're quite mean-spirited (Or at least I'm told I can be...)
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[ ] You're not always taken seriously
[x] You like drinking (Soda)
[x] You want to become stronger
6/10

My results:

North Italy - 4/10 Germany - 6/10 Japan - 4/10 USA - 5/10 UK - 6/10 France - 5/10 Russia - 7/10 China - 5/10 Austria - 8/10 Canada - 7/10 Cuba - 4/10 Hungary - 10/10 Lithuania - 4/10 Poland - 7/10 Prussia - 6/10
FUCK YEAH!!

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"Fur, bone, milk, and curiosity are what a cat is made of."-From "The Underneath"

"True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." George Washington

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you Until we meet again!
Author Unknown

"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." Leonardo Da Vinci

Angels can fly because they carry no burdens.

"A mighty pain to love it is,

And 'tis a pain that pain to miss;

But of all pains, the greatest pain

It is to love, but love in vain."

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. Kahlil Gibran

Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will. - Author Unknown

This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. Taylor Caldwell

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. A.A. Milne

A sunbeam to warm you,

A moonbeam to charm you,

A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.

Irish Blessing

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. Kay Knudsen

The engine is the heart of an airplane, but the pilot is its soul. Walter Raleigh

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. Tryon Edwards

More than anything else the sensation (of flight) is one of perfect peace mingled with an excitement that strains every nerve to the utmost, if you can conceive of such a combination. Wilbur Wright

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:

But thy eternal Summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

William Shakespeare, Sonnet #18

You and I will meet again When we're least expecting it One day in some far off place I will recognize your face I won't say goodbye my friend For you and I will meet again.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

I smile because I'm always thinking of you. Unknown

And now, this is the sweetest and most glorious day that ever my eyes did see.
Donald Cargill

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
Ingrid Bergmen

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Les Brown

No one regards what is before his feet; we all gaze at the stars.
Quintus Ennius

The more you take responsibility for your past and present, the more you are able to create the future you seek. -Anonymous

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

Let freedom never perish in your hands.

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Joseph Addison

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. -E. E. Cummings
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"race": (i hate sounding racist) i am korean but born in virginia p.s. my mom and dad are both SOUTH KOREAN

name:Cloversoul (If you're a person I know...I still won't tell you) Jkjk...Michelle

age:12

favorite books: Warrior cats, Seekers, Guardiens of Ga'hoole, a few books about authors' dogs by a few diffrent authors...yeah, and the Inheritence Cycle (Eragon, The Eldest, and Brasigar) I also like Kingdom Hearts too it's so awsome! I love "London Calling", "The Whispering Road", etc. MANGA!!! ETC.

likes: books, cats, dogs, computer, food, water, shelter, my friends, and more bitch...don't judge me

dislikes: lots of things... Too much things

DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROFILE HERE!
On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.(kind of, I could also be considered brunette, it's discussed by my family a bit...)

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have big ASSETS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (as in like e-cup boobs? Because technically all women have these assest)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (It's not like I know what their sexual preference is!)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (yeah, whatever, I AM in band and I LOVE IT SO FRIGGIN MUCH.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

1) What's your name? Cloversoul (Michelle)

2) What do you think you will be at 20? a vet

3) What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? How would I know?!

4) Why is 5000 a really high number? Because it has more than one zero

5) How old are you? So close to 12

6) What are you doing at this very moment? What the hell do you think? (The computer dumbass)
7) Do you live on a farm? No

8)Do you have a ferret? They are sooooooo cute, don't you think?? YEAH!!!! but i dont have one.

9) Green or blue? NEON green

10) Gold or Red? RED SO MUCH!

11) What books don't you like? Boring Books

12) What's the last book you read? how should i know!!!!

13) What's on your TV RIGHT NOW?My Wife and Kids

14) Have you watched The Phantom of the Opera? YEP!!!! a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongtime ago

15) Who's the last person you talked to, and what did you say? my friend "Nightshade"

16) Where are you? Home

17) Look up. Now look back. What do you see? the fanfiction website

18) What was the last thing you ate? meat and rice

19) What's your personality like? sometimes shy depends, a person you don't want to see angry. VERY talkitive

20) Who do you have a crush on? Not telling

21) What was the last thing you thought? i don't know

22) Say "George W. Bush." What pops into your head? nature...not sure why

23) You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Give half to charitey, keep the other half for whatever.

24) What scares you? Needles, losing my family and friends, and getting bad grades.

25) Who do you hate? to many things to post

26) Have you ever had monkey brains? No, don't want to.

27) How about cow brains, I'm sure you've eaten some of those, no? No, I don't want to.

28) Have you had a hot dog? Yes

29) Did you know there's cow brain in hot dogs? Then cow brains must taste good.

30) Do you think you're going to finish this quiz? Probably

31) Reach out and grab the thing closest to you. What is it? an eraser
32) What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? nothing

33) What are you writing now? My answer

34) If you could be any author, who would you be? Jon Katz (i would be Erin Hunter but...)

35) If you were Mr. Krabs, would you fire Squidward? Yes

36) What are your thoughts on writing? Um...hate

37) Do you ever write? hate

38) What are your thoughts on Social Studies? hate!

39) On Math? Hard, hate

40) On Grammar? Ok

41) On Science? hate it

42) On eating? Yummmm

43) On breathing? I need it!!

44) On cats? I love kittys. cats are sooooo soft XD

45) On dogs? PUPPY!! *pets dog*

46) On gym? ok

47) Find a globe. Spin itWhat does it say? Astana

48) What can you hear right now? Music

49) Have a conversation with the closest thing near you, other than yourself. Who is it, and what did you say? The computer. Hello computer! How are ya!

50) What happned the last time you were on this computer? I read FanFics. XD

51) Do you think Jack Sparrow is hot? If you are a guy, don't answer No.

52) Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Now open your eyes. What do you see? A digital clock

53) Type your name with your elbows. What does it look like? jmki9cdfhjnue34ed3w

54) What's the funniest CLEAN joke you've ever heard? idk

55) What movie title best describes your life? What movie title best describes the life you want to live? None

56) IF you were a rabbit, what country would you like to live in? a place where people keep rabbits as pet not food no matter what happens

57) List all the organizations and clubs you've ever been in. Any interesting ones? None.

58) If there was a war between werewolves and vampires, which side would you bet on? Vampires
59) Have you seen the Naked Brothers Band? not in real life

60) Not counting airplanes, how high have you been? Neve been higher than an airplane. I've been on the Intiminator

61) How deep down have you been? Super Sad

62) Are you an alto or a soprano? alto

63) How many spelling errors have you counted so far? none

64) Which is creepier: glass covering a swimming pool all of a sudden and you are trapped below it -OR- being attacked by a giant spider? both. shudders

65) You can have brunch with 4 other people. These people have to be alive (well, yea). Who would they be? Erin Hunter, Jon Katz, John Grogan, Samantha

Extra Credit Question:

If there was a big brawl at brunch, who would remain standing at the end? I dont know! depends who fights I might win

66) Have you seen a ghost, Bigfoot, or Nessie? Nope.

67) What's your worst memory of elementary school? Don't know.

68) Have you ever called your teacher, "mom?" Nope

69) What was your MOST embarrassing moment? Don't know

FUN WAY TO KILL TIME

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? (i can't use the third line becuse it's to short so i'm using the fourth line) that

What can you hear right now Music

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. The computer is working

Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Princess Protection Program (this is a movie)

Type your name with your elbow mikc nhjfedrfll.edrf

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? Uh...I was typing a message for shadowfrsttallon

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? a foam snowman thing

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? aseikio

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

Post this poem to your profile if you love Ouran! I did! XD

how to keep a healthy level of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have (or wish you had) a cat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in ghosts copy and paste this into your profile

If warriors is your favorite book series copy and paste this into your profile

If your favorite warriors saying is "May starclan light your path" copy and paste this into your profile
If you want a Warriors movie copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Jayfeather, Crowfeather, and Brambleclaw are cute copy and paste this into your profile

If you love to draw copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever imagined yourself commanding a charizard and/or pikachu to burn and electricute a person you hate to a crisp, smile evilly and copy and paste.

If you wonder who started this "copy this onto your profile" thing, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

PEOPLE READ THIS!!!!!

If you dont like my stories dont review.

If you if you want my stories gone, dont tell me or others.

If you hate my guts, then ITS YOUR PROBLEM!

Copy and Paste this if you agree, also ad your name. Navi-at-Heart, Cloversoul

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, Purpledragon925,Na'vi-at-heart, Cloversoul

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If your life is a crap hole, but you know it could be worse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile

Even if you can't see him God is there! If you believe in God put this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you have friends whose parents care A LOT whether or not they watch/read anything with swear words in it and will ground them for it, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who fill their whole profile with copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

Shut up, voices, or I'll poke you with a fork.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corner of my room in search of what some would call a 'floor'. Wish me luck, friends, for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

You're a good friend and all... But if we get chased by zombies, I'm so tripping you.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

no, i wish

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

yes i do

3) How many houses have you lived in?

4

4) Favorite candy bar?

milky way bars

5) Favorite shoes?

sandels and flip-flops

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes but by accident

7) Least favorite school subject?

MATH!!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

no...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

yes...*sigh*

"It's not the destination of your journey, but the journey to your destination that matters most."

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind

i wish i was a warrior cat *sigh*

12) Favorite genre of music?

i don't know

13) How many pets do you own?

currently two

14) What time were you born?

7:30

15) Do you like beer?

That's illegal!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

lol yup and it's soooo much fun...

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I have none

18) Are you sarcastic?

Nope, not at all. -rolls eyes-

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

not yet

20) How many watches do you own?

one i don't know where it is

21) Summer or winter?

Summer... no school! (but no friends)

23) Favorite color to wear?

black, blue, definetly gray

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

sprite

25) What color is your cell phone?

green and black

26) Where is your second home?

School... but that's against my will...

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

no, never -rolls eyes-

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Um... 1

30) How many video games do you own?

i OWN 0...

31) What was your first pet? i

a jindo (a breed of dog)

32) Ever had braces?

nope

33) Do looks matter?

Yesssss!! -pushes people out of the way to get to mirror-LOL!! Jkjk

34) Do you use chapstick?

no, not always sometimes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

I'm not in the HS!

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Um...

37) Are you too forgiving?

Hmm... No. I don't think so. kinda

38) How many children do you want?

2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

no...i wish

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

i'm RARELY AWAKE by then!!--LOL!!

41) Do you own a gun?

NO

42) Ever thought you were in love?

currently with this flirt! now!!!!!

43) When was the last time you cried?

today 8-23-2010 around 3:30

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

idk

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

i don't know what they are

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? God no

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No...

48) Nicknames? uu ( i thought it was you you) (you is my last name) my friend likes shelly...

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? from a vidio game

50) Ever been to Kentucky? no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? me as a warrior cat and my friends "Nightshade" and Mena (real name)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no

55) Do you own a diamond ring? no...

56) Are you happy with your life right now? yeah i guess

57) Do you dye your hair? yes!! (two times...i think)

58) Does anyone like you? no

59) What year were you born? WHY D YOU WANT TO KNOW STALKER!!!!!!

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Waiting IN MY DAD'S *

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? no

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? yeah for somethings

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mother all day

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

66) Are you afraid of the dark? i just don't like it not scared of it (if you do say i am i WILL kill you)

67) Have you ever eaten paste? does spagetti (i had some looong time ago...serieously does spagetti count!)

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever worn a stripped shirt? yea

70) Ever broke a bone? never

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no...

73) Pringles or lays? pringles are good by themselves and lays are good too

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? i don't know

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats...

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I'M NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL!!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yea lots of BOYS

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yep

80) Do you own a car? NO WHY WOULD I??

81) Can you cook? Yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Disgusting jerks who hurt kids and adults

2) Mean jerks at school who make fun of me, but i hate this girl name jade more than ANYTHING!!!!!!

3) LOTS of more things...to much things to post

83) Do you text message often? yeah!!

84) Money or love? love...

85) Do you have any scars? yes!

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? yea with buds

88) Relationships or one night stands? RELATIONSHIPS!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juciy fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? yeah... ;P

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? ? no...

92) Do you own a box of crayons? yeah...at school

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My sister...

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? i don't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Samantha aka "Nightshade"

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Jake

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you ( what's the diffrence of texting and iming?) yejin?... i don't know


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.

· Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a --. - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

The world really does go on for as far as you can see, so don't be short-sighted. historicxx

-don't worry about what other's think of you, just worry about what you think of yourself-Twitchtail13

· Dance like no body's watching. Sing like no body's listening. Love like you've never been hurt before. Live like heaven is on Earth. -Dovetail

-Dare to dream, hope, believe, feel, find, and love. If people look at you when acting funny, just look at them funny right back, they'll think you're psychosomatic, and we'll all be happy. -AnThony Kaz

A good friend would visit you in jail, a best friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying "Wow that was fun, let's do it again on the weekend!,"
Cloversoul _.._


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List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1. Firestar

2. Lionblaze

3. Cinderpelt

4. Jayfeather

5. Leafpool

6. Squirrelflight

7. Hollyleaf

8. Graystripe

9. Yellowfang

10. Whitestorm

11. Bluestar

12. Stormfur

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

2) SquirrelflightxBluestar NEVER! O.O

3) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yes, he is :D

4) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Stormfur got Graystripe pregnant.. don’t go there O.o

5) Do you recall any fics about nine?

yes, about when she was a kit and how she fell in love and stuff...

6) Would two and six make a good couple?

Ewww. LIONBLAZE AND SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!!!! SHE LIED TO HIM!!!!

7) Five/Nine or five/ten?

LeafpoolxYellowfang or LeafpoolxWhitestorm...definetly LeafpoolxWhitestorm

8) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing?

HOLLYLEAF WALKING ON LIONBLAZE AND STORMFUR KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Cinderpelt would tell Whitestorm he would save the clans

10) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

FirestarxGraystripe? Friendshipping… XD

11) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

CrowfeatherxFeathertail..Wait, this is already canon!

12) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Whatever that means...Jayfeather and Firestar

13) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I have no clue

14) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

i drew her once...

15) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

No clue


16)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

He doesn’t really have those...

17)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

accidentaly in love

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

FirestarxSquirrelflightxStormfur- Do not read if you do not want your head to explode

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

why would Whitestorm hit on Lionblaze?!

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Firestar and Hollyleaf are in a happy relationsip until Yellowfang runs off with Jayfeather. Firestar brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bluestar and a brief unhappy affair with Stormfur, and follows the wise advice of Leafpool and finds true love with Cinderpelt

Suggest a title?

Firestar's gone wacko

18). Would you like it if 2/8 was canon?

LIONBLAZEXGRAYSTRIPE!!!! EWWWWW!!!!!

List your twelve least favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1 Tigerstar

2 Hawkfrost

3 Ashfur

4 Scourge

5 Brokenstar

6 Brambelclaw

7 Sol

8 Darkstipe

9 Blackstar

10 Crowfeather

11 Onestar

12 Nightcloud

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

A Brambleclaw and Onestar noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

NOOOO!! he's pure evil. he could have been if his sister and brother weren't so mean

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

NightcloudxDarkstripe...maybe

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

no

5) Would two and six make a good couple

BRAMBLECLAWXHAWKFROST THEY'RE BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

BrokenstarxBlackstar or BrokenstarxCrofeather...i say BrokenstarxBlackstar

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing?

Sol walking on Hawkfrost and nightcloud kissing ewwwww!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Ashfur went to Crowfeather to help him get reavenge on Leafpool and Squirrelflight

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Tigerstar and Darkstripe...maybe, but i don't know what that means

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Sol and Nightcloud...probably

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

i'm not sure...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

no, but they hate him

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

no, but i drew him once

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Hawkfrost, Scourge, and Brokenstar

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

he probably dosen't have those because he is so grumpy all the time

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

i'm not so sure

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tigerstar, Bramblecalw, and Nightcloud

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

i'm not sure...

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Tigerstar and Sol are in a happy relationship until Blackstar runs off with Scourge. Tigerstar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Onestar and a brief unhappy relationship with Nightcloud, then follows the wise advice of Brokenstar and finds true love with Ashfur

Suggest a title?

is Tigerstar bi?

18). Would you like it if 2/8 was canon?

HawkfrostxDarkstripe NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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If you and your friends have in-jokes that are known to scare mundanes, copy and paste, and then go dance around with a pillow while "nom nom nom"ing its face off. For teh win!

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I, hereby, am protesting the long life that Barkface has served as medicine cat and think that he has lived longer than a cat could possibly live in the Warriors World without dying or retiring. Therefore, Barkface, current WindClan medicine cat, should either die or retire so Kestrelpaw (who is way cooler) can be medicine cat instead.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Random Survey

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Neither

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
WHOLE

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Neither

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:

Moon

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?

Leaf-fall

3. Left or right?

up

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
Five best friends

5. Sunny or rain:
mmmmmm, depends

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Chocolate

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?:
8:51 p.m.

2. What is your name?

Cloversoul. what are you stupid?

3. What do you want to do?

right now nothing XD

4. Where do you wanna live?

i don't know

5. How many kids do you want?

Two

6. Do you want to get married?
maybe i don't know yet

7. have you ever done drugs?
NO WAY

8. what do you like on your pizza?
Cheese and cheese

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Yes

10. Do you make your bed daily

noooooo

What is the wackiest thing on earth?

Me and my dreams

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!

456

What pisses you off?

Over-controlling annoying people and a LOT more

Favorite thing to do?

Read and go on fanfiction

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.

i'm not sure

How many male friends do you have?

2

Do you want a boyfriend?
Someday.

LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!

COOL!!!!!!

Who are your favorite horror movie characters?

I hate horror movies

What is twisted?

Cinderpelt's leg XD

Do you believe in magic?

Nope...maybe

How many books have you read?

You really except me to know this? i've read A LOT

What gives you nightmares?

i don't have anything that gives me nightmares, but horror movies scare me halfway to hell i can't move at all when i need to

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

all of them even the romance types

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
I ran with scissors, and lived!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

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WARNING!! DO NOT READ THE FEW SENTENCES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A PROFILE OR CANNOT COPY AND PASTE FOR SOME REASON. I WARNED YOU!This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
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there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. (Hawkfire- it is if your Falconswoop.)

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

Try Not To Cry

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a huge crack

Mummy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mummy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother, I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends, that they always were the best

Mummy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mummy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this

But Mummy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss

And Mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw one nurse trying not to cry

Mummy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

But Mummy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I wanted to live

But Mummy, I must go now, time is getting late

Mummy, tell my Zack I'm sorry I had to cancel our date

I love you Mummy, I always have, I know you know it's true

And Mummy, all I need to say is, "Mummy, I love you."

In Memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Re-post this if you truly care

10 Ways To Be Stupid

1. ASK for directions to a place you're already at.
2. TRY to order pizza from McDonalds.
3. GET hit by a parked car.
4. TRY to watch Saturday cartoons on a Thursday.
5. TRY to sell your money.
6. TRY to play the alphabet on the piano.
7. EAT all you can eat at a store.
8. GET into a fight with yourself and lose.
9. TRY to go swimming without getting wet.
10. ASK for diet water at a restaurant.

How to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at four in the morning and say, "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have twenty imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell, "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say, "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair. (I wouldn't recommend it - you might get hairballs).
19. When you shower or bath yell, "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell, "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim on the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

My mother taught me...

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Where's the good in goodbye? Well, it actually isn't supposed to be 'goodbye'. It's just a shortened version of God Be With Ye

If you reckon this guy's one of the strangest creatures you've ever seen, copy and paste this into your profile (don't forget the link; if you can't get it to work it's http://www.hodag.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/blobfish1.jpg).

Tomorrow's a new day. Things can only get better. Or worse.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five - Groucho Marx

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself - Josh Billings

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat - Emma Bombeck

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul - George Bernard Shaw

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers - H. L. Mencken

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths - Steven Wright

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice - Bill Cosby

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height - Casey Stengel

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid - Hedy Lamarr

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect - Steven Wright

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them - P. J. O'Rourke

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions - Victor Hugo

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific - Lily Tomlin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally - W. C. Fields

I found there was only one way to look thin - hang out with fat people - Rodney Dangerfield.j

That's enough, did you hear me? Enough!

Sometimes I wish the sun was out, but when it is, I don't want it to be.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children". (hmm..something must have been lost in translation...)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".(The shoplifter special!)

On a profile: "Welcome to my profile". (What? It's a profile? I didn't know that!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in the attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one was around
She lay there and hugged it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mum came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mum suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mum walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

My name is Sarah -
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up,
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home,
When my mummy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just,
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself,
Against the wall,
I try and hide,
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault,
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late,
His face has been twisted,
Into unimaginable hate,
The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lie there, motionless,
Sprawled on the floor,
My name is Sarah,
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Four children die as a result of child abuse. Three of the four children are under the age of four.
A report of child abuse happens every ten seconds.
Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.
Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.
One third of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children - thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.
Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the beacon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many tricks against them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.


CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight, Queen Of The Pens, and Cloversoul_.._

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight, Queen Of The Pens, and Cloversoul_.._

(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.


Libithewolf's version of, "Row, row, row your boat":

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Throw Edward overboard

And hear the FanGirls scream!!

This should give you a clue as to how she feels about all the Edward Cullen/Jacob Black FanGirls out there. If you agree, copy and paste the song onto your profile.


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuo'lt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tah'ts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Everyone knows the warriors website, right? If you don't, visit www.warriorcats.com. Click on Explore the World Of Warriors, Clans, and Consult StarClan For Your Warrior Name. To get a cat in the books name, use the following combinations. FN stands for First Name, NoH stands for Name of Hometown

Brambleclaw
FN: J
NoH: B

Thornclaw
FN: F
NoH: B

Leopardfur
FN: L
NoH: E

Tigerclaw
FN: W
NoH: B

Brightheart
FN: N
NoH: N

You need courage to forgive someone, for you can find enough bravery in yourself to sympathize the other's feelings, and the courage to move on- 自豪 (Pride)
You can push me down but you won't keep me down; no matter how hard the fall, I will always climb up.by me!

Come to the Dark Side. WE HAVE COOKIES.
I throw my Skittles in the air sometimes, saying ayoh, taste the rainbow!

Peace

(O,o)--O\/O--=O.O=
/)_) I OWLS!=O=--I CATS!
//""--I WOLVES!

"Life is either a daring adventure or _nothing_."
-Hellen Keller

95 percent of girls would die if Justin Bieber disapeared 4 percent would celebrate. if you are the 1 percent who would be poking their new prisoner with a fork put this in your profile

99%think blackstar is fox dung for killing stonefur.If you're the 1%that think it's darkstripe's problem,put this in your profile

when life hands you lemons squeeze them in peoples' eye and run away

இஐ๑ღ ※ Cloversoul_.._ ※ ღ๑ஐஇ ッ

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye.


IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you put multiple punctuaction into and on the end of sentences, copy and paste this into your profile??

If you like copying and pasting stuff on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Blaa blaa blaa, if you get bored easily copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Hollypaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm( mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, and Cloversoul_.._

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(lol)

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart., Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Lightningstreak of ThunderClan, and Cloversoul_.._

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If youthink Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P

If you think Leaf x Crow is the most awesome pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name! Maplepelt, Hollypaw,Waterleaf, Spottedpool,Whitestar091, Lightningstreak, Mudfur,

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile (I think it would be cool to be a warrior cat!!)

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter; 10 men and 1
woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that
1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very
touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a
woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or
for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with
little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping .

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to

help him gain world domination.

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

15 annoying things to do in an Elevator.

1. Push the buttons and pretend they send a shock through you. Wait for the effects of the "shock" to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

2. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

3. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

4. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

7. Swat at flies which don't exist.

8. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

10. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

13. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Draw a little square on the floor with a pen/pencil and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

15. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

Funny lables and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Type your name with your knuckles:Cloversoul_.._

Type ur name with your nose: Cloversoul _.._ (Too lazy)

Type ur name with your feet:Clovertsoyhul;_.._

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking:Clovefziul _.._

. Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking:Clo erspuilo _..%_

What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Here is a poem thing that I wrote, feel free to copy it if you like, but please give me credit.

Oh, by the way, this is my favorite kind of tree. They are so pretty!!

Weeping Birch

Like a field, a meadow tucked away in a grove of trees. Everything and nothing combine here to make perfect peace and harmony. Nothing is bad or misplaced, it's a haven. Closed and protected from the outside world. Many come to the meadow, seeking advice and ideas.

But a fire rages through, destroying everything in its path. The once haven for everything and anything is now a living heck. Now few dare to get near it, scared of what the ever lasting fire may do. It eats up anything that gets near it, not caring what it may be.

People stopped caring about the lush meadow and they forgot. Simply left it to die, burn up in the ashes. The monstrous storm of raging flames knew that no one will ever care again, and it vanishes, leaving a mess in its wake.

The forest which the meadow was in was made up fully of Birch trees. They laughed at the small meadow, mocking its bareness and loss of soul. It weeps, crying an everlasting song.

One small Birch tree however felt sorry for the poor meadow. It stretched up its leaves and send a small seed rushing into the air. The caring wind brought it to the meadow, planting it in a spot of upturned earth. The meadow stopped weeping, realizing something was caring for it again. Soon a small Birch tree was growing in the dead field, alone in the ashes and soot. The meadow cared and nurtured it, but the tears from all of its weeping caused the little tree to swallow up the tears.

As the little tree grew older, its branches grew long and tall. But its leafs didn't go skyward. They fell towards the ground, towards the meadow that had cared for it the whole time. The meadow's tree was the only one of its kind until it gave its seeds, and more spread.

This small tree grew into a majestic Weeping Birch. It was like bystanders in the woods, but unlike the others, it was caring and kind. People came to see its uniqueness and beauty. The meadow was happy once again, and the small Birch tree that had given its seed in the first place smiled to herself. She had done her service to the world, giving it the Weeping Birch.

Made by Lightningstreak123

Favorite Quotes by Lightningstraek123

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. -Me

No, I haven't found Mr. Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Cocky. -Me

It's kinda fun to do the impossible. -Me

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. - My dad

Instead of Violators will be prosecuted, it should be Prosecutors will be Violated. -My dad

Who ever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Green means go. As in, don't go there. Orange means, orange you glad you didn't go there? -Michael Scott

I'm afraid that someday, I won't be able to find a bathroom, and my bladder will explode. -Bill Murray

If you think Leaf x Crow is the most awesome pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name! Maplepelt, Hollypaw,Waterleaf, Spottedpool,Whitestar091, Lightningstreak

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Archie(a david archuleta fan), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that school is just a punnishment that the world came up with, c&p.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile.( it is just soooooooo cruel)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Dogstar-Black, Niah-Miyoki, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Emberheart0, Lightningstreak of ThunderClan

f you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.(lol)

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

What kind of name is Squirrelflight? If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rainstorm is mad and Mosspath is way better (or just wanna annoy her for a bit of a joke and help me take over the warrior world) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing random stories that no-ones probably gonna review, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are unsure how to spell wierd, or is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting stuff on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like making up copy and paste things to put onto your profile to make it longer or 'cos your bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think homework is a waste of paper, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think mossath is too wierd for words, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think new beginingis really cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think never to know is awsome, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think schools are never eco-fiendly because they waste too much paper, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think some people should just give up now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think random thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Rainstorm should shut up now, copy and paste this into your profile

...
... Put this on your
... page if you have
...O ever pushed a
... door that said pull.
...

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_/_l_V_/_/_ WOLVES ARE COOL!
_/_/ DONT KILL THEM
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_/_-- _l WOLVES FROM BEING
_/_/_ _i HATED!!!!!!!
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GROUSM

You know at the prologue of each warrior book? When Starclan members discuss things? If you really hate it when you don't know wha the name of the cat is and all you get is a description, then join GROUSM. Get Rid Of Unnamed Starclan Members. Post this on your profile if you agree, and PM me saying that you want to join.

Members:

Silvore (founder)

This is the copy and Pastes I made up (completely original):

Middle East is NOT a constant war zone. Middle East is NOT an American hating place where we keep inventing plans to blow up america. Middle East is NOT a place where we judge people by where they come from. Middle East is NOT a place where our rulers steal money from our people. Middle East is NOT a place where the rulers don't treat its people with respect. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. And when I say not, I mean not the WHOLE Middle East.

(I am not bringing down America Airlines in any ways. This is an okay airline. All this is imagination. I just needed a name. For amusement purposes only)

Pilot:

Welcome to American Airlines. Our flight has a 70 percent chance for crashing, unlike other flights that have 60 percent of crashing. In case of emergencies, for example, (Insert a person you don't like here) walking down the aisle, jump out the nearest exit: your window, with or without a parachute. Optional: throw out (Insert person you don't like here) with you. In case of too much air pressure, air masks will fall from above. Please be careful of the cinderblocks coming down with them. Cross your fingers you won't die, and we are glad you payed 2000 dollars for this flight. (Hopefully) Have a safe flight.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmnoartt! tahts so cool! Delifenlty!

If you've read this a million times, and wish you would stop seeing it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you refuse to read Twilight because you are afraid of becoming hooked and will abandon Warriors, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

HELP ME! MY COM IS GOING CRAZY! IT HATES ME AND FANFICTION! please, please copy and paste this.

If you think Brambleclaw SUCKS, and Squirrelflight should've chose Ashfur or Stormfur COPY AND PASTE AND LET THE WORLD KNOW!

If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile

If you thank god that Erin hunter publishes every 6 months, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've actually found your name on google, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a fanfiction thats so good, you'd send it to the author and are really sure they'll love it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you found yourself staring at a picture of the power of three, and think 'If these are supposed to be squirrelflights and Brambleclaw's kits, why the HECK are jaypaw and hollypaw black and grey?' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

ECLIPSE SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shouted I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into your profile SPOILER END!

If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever choked on you're spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wonder if Whitestorm was Cloudtail's father, copy and paste this onto your profile

Maggie Simpson costs 847.63 dollars. If you are now wondering why she costs that much and where on her body is her bar code, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Brambleclaw is not right for leader, and that Brackenfur or Graystripe would be better, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wonder why Thunderclan has never made an attack to another clans territory over the past three series (which is how many moons?) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you say at random moments 'I like cake!'/cookies/brownies/etc. copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't, try it. Its fun and makes people laugh.

If you've ever want to punch one of those snobby 'cool' people in the face (or did), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're free in fanfiction, but closed up in real life, but want to open up, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you beleive guys should be able to sing/like songs sung by girls without being called gay, since girls can for guy's songs, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

I think I'm gonna stop. I'm bored. copy paste if u bore'd

If you loved being a kid, and wish you were longer, copy and paste this onto your profile


My thoughts:

Always be literal: When someone says "no buts", say "But i need my butt to digest"

When someone asks you if they've seen someone say yes. after long akward pause, when they ask where is this person, say "i don't know" . watch them get angry and confused.

When someone says "whats up?", say: "The sky...Is there something else up i need to know about?" Gasp and say: "THE SKY DISAPPEARED, DIDN'T IT!" then run outside or look up to check..

I don't have anyone on author alerts. What if that person writes something of a different story that you have no interest in? It's just excess emails.

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!"

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you don't know what wirters block is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo dipstick, copy and paste this in your profile

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

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If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or if two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever been on a site, seen whos playing, and seen a name that is familiar to you for some reason, sent the person a message telling them so, and then figure out it was your pen name, copie and paste this into your profile

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single warrior book ever made, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many kids and teens are smoking and using marijuana. If you haven't tried it, copy and paste this to your profile. (To those who do this: YOU ARE ALL POWERFUL, RESISTING DRUGS! GO YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T SMOKE OR USE MARIJUANA OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF DRUG!!)

If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile (p.s. Being unique is what makes you cool!!)

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Mossface from Windclan, Silvore

If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate Squirrelflight for what she did to Ashfur, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Millie (from Warriors) sucks, and are mad at Erin Hunter for killing Silverstream, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Ashfur with all your heart and are NOT afraid to yell it out loud, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Sakeraa, Swanwing, Streamcloud, Demon Kitty Girl, IcyUmbreon, Sienna Rhiannon Chase,Pinetail. Mossface from Windclan, Silverwhisker (kinda),

If you hate Leafpool for causing Cinderpelts death, copy and past this inot your profile.

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If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are an Obama supporter, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have (or wish you had) a cat, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you and your friends have in-jokes that are known to scare mundanes, copy and paste, and then go dance around with a pillow while "nom nom nom"ing its face off. For teh win!

If your worst nightmare consists of the supposedly-seductive attack of the Mary Sues in Forks, Alagaesia, Hogwarts, the Warriors forest, Tortall, Ancelstierre or anywhere else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

If you like ShadowClan more than ThunderClan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOVE a lot of gray/black warriors. If you just realized you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look at people's profiles just to find more "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Daisy and Millie should burn in HellClan, copy this to your profile.

If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.

If you like screaming "You'll never get married, get over it!" to the people who annoy you constantly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

I, hereby, am protesting the long life that Barkface has served as medicine cat and think that he has lived longer than a cat could possibly live in the Warriors World without dying or retiring. Therefore, Barkface, current WindClan medicine cat, should either die or retire so Kestrelpaw (who is way cooler) can be medicine cat instead.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that the ThunderClan cats really should get bored just eating, sleeping and hunting all day, and should, from the end of this series, GO AND GET A LIFE, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list- EspeonSilverfire2, owlreaderRainy,Pinetail , Mossface from WIndclan, Silvore (but they battle..), Cloversoul_.._

you live in lala land, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestorm is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever searched for yourself on Google for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love forbidden loves ,copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Whitewing should have gotton her warrior name before SQuirrelflight and Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

Think that Daisy should get a life and move out of the nursery?copy and paste this into your file

Do think that Stormfur and Brooks kits will have tribe names copy and paste into your file

Ashfur should just get a life and take another mate copy and paste into your file

Do you think that Ashfur got his name by being burned by Squirrelflight copy and paste into your file(lol)WHOEVER MADE THIS NEEDS TO READ THE FIRST SERIES!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have given youself, your cat or both a warrior name copy and paste this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! (Almost everyday)

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, Violetbreeze, Silverwhisker

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Spottedheart, violetbreeze, silverwhisker

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Crowfeather's a stupid furball for betraying Leafpool, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight rocks your socks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think, Spiderleg and Thornclaw deserve mates, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you heart Lionpaw, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever hear item # songs and think of Warriors' characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

If you wish, more than anything else, that magic (REAL magic, not the stupid fairy dust kind, but the intense, Words of Power, Balance, Eragon/Lord of the Rings kind) was real, or that there really was another world somewhere (not the fake, Unicornland kind, but the real, solid, Narnia kind) , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly quote stories in public and you are acutely aware of it but you do it anyway, copy & paste this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.

This following sad story was written by: Jim Willis

When I was a puppy I entertained you with my antics
and made you laugh. You called me your child and
despite a number of chewed shoes and murdered throw
pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was ”bad”,
you’d shake your finger at me and ask “How could you?”-but
then you’d relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.

My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because
you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together.
I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to
your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life
could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and
runs in the park, car rides, stops for icecream (I only got the
cone because ”icecream is bad for dogs,” you said), and I
took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at
the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your
career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited
for you patiently. comforted you through heartbreaks and
disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and
romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in
love.

She, now your wife, is not a ”dog person”-still I welcomed
her into our home,tried to show her affection, and obeyed
her. I was happy because you were happy.Then the human
babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was
fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted
to mother them, too.

Only she and you worried I might hurt
them, and I spent most of my time banished to another
room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but
I became a ”prisoner of love”.

As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to
my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked
fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses
on my nose.

I loved everything about them and their touch -
because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would
have defended them with my life if need be.

I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and
secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your
car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others
asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of
me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These
past few years, you just answered “yes” and changed the
subject. I had gone from being “your dog” to “just a dog,”
and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.

Now you have a new career opportunity in another city, and
you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not
allow pets. You’ve made the right decision for your “family,”
but there was a time when I was your only family.

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the
animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of
hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said “I know
you will find a good home for her.” They shrugged and gave
you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a
middle-aged dog or cat, even one with “papers.”

You had to
pry your son’s fingers loose from my collar as he
screamed “No, Daddy! Please don’t let them take my dog!”
And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught
him about friendship and loyalty, about love and
responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a
goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely
refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a
deadline to meet and now I have one, too.

After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew
about your upcoming move months ago and made no
attempt to find me another good home. They shook their
heads and asked “How could you?”

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy
schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my
appetite days ago.

At first, whenever anyone passed my
pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had
changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream…or I
hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who
might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with
the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to
their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited.

I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the
day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate
room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table,
rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded
in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a
sense of relief.

The prisoner of love had run out of days. As
is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden
which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the
same way I knew your every mood.

She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear
ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I
used to comfort you so many years ago.

She expertly slid
the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and
the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down
sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured “How could
you?”

Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said “I’m
so sorry.” She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her
job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn’t
be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for
myself - a place of love and light so very different from this
earthly place.

With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey
to her with a thump of my tail that my “How could you?”
was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I
was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever.

May everyone in your life continue to show you so much
loyalty.

The End

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark

My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall. I try and hide

From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault

That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door. He's already locked it

And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain

Again and again Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end! And he finally stops

And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry(I Did)

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

a gentle stream flows

as a mother bear,

like a guard dog,

watches her cubs,

but all that will change.

from a caterpillar

to a butterfly,

change is everywhere,

you can not run from it,

you can not hide from it,

and you can not find it,

but you can change it.

all you have to do is what is right,

instead of what is wrong.

everyone listen up,

a chane is coming,

and coming soon,

whether you like it or not,

it can be your friend

or enemy,

but you can help change,

do what is right!

copy and post this if you want to help change the world

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

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-for those who agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

A man was traveling. His journey was two days. He left on Sunday and came back on Friday. How can this be?
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He arrived on a horse called sunday and left on one called friday!

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

(Stolen from Stardawn, who stole it from hopelily, who stole it from refloc, who stole it from Earthborne, )

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Canada is the answer to everything.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, the eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names, Crazy is when you want to name your kids (or charecters in games you play or in stories) Edward, Roselie,Bella,ALice, Jasper, Emmet,Esme, Reneesme, Carlisle or Ash, or anything that has to do with warriors that can be a name.. Crazy is when you laugh at something that is generally not funny (like pudding), but don't laugh at something that is very funny. Crazy is when you start having cravings for sex. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

random isn't something like "the purple cow meowed" or something like that. Random is zombies appearing out of thin air and dancing Thriller while a pink butterfly swoops in and grabs Fred Figglehorn and flies him to its Tower of Doom and holds him for ransom, only to beg others to take him and the ransom money just by being annoyed to death with Fred. Fred, upset by no one rescuing him, begins screaming shrilly, attracting all the other Freds of the world, from Fred Fredburger of Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy to Fred Jones of Scooby Doo. All the Freds begin singing the annoying song, causing the butterfly to commit suicide. then the Kats of Kid vs. Kat fly in on a spaceship, slap all the Freds with fishes, then leave as if nothing happened. Then every purple cows and green pigs of the world grow wings and learn to breath fire, so they fly to the Tower and burn it to the ground while the Freds all run for their lives. Then the Hyperkits appear and dance on the ashes of the castle, singing the "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom" song while the song "Do you like Waffles?" plays. THAT is random- and i came up with it off the top of my head. if you can think of something just as random too, copy and paste Hawkfire111

On your way to Wonderful, you're going to have to pass through All Right. And when you get to All Right, take a good look around and get used to it, 'cause that may be as far as you're going to go. - Bill Withers

BEWARE OF PREDATORS PEOPLE! DON'T GIVE YOUR ADDRESS, LAST NAME, LOCATION, OR PHONE NUMBER!

96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your channel if you're part of the 4% who will.

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Love... Breaks your heart, it does..

I feel my wings have broken in your hands

i feel the words unspoken inside when they pull you under

and i would give you any thing you want you were all i wanted

all my dreams are fallin' down crawlin round and round and round

Somebody save me

Let your warm hands break right through me

Somebody save me

I don't care how you do it Just save me, save

Come on I've been waiting for you

i see the world has folded in your heart

i feel the waves crash down inside and they pull me under

and i would give you anything you want you were all i wanted

all my dreams have fallen down crawlin' round and round and round

Somebody save me Let your warm hands break right through me

Somebody save me i dont' care how you do it just save me, save me

i've made this whole world shine for you just save me, save come on

i'm still waiting for you

Do it for the animals. They have rights too.

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THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW

YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.

1. say your name ten times.

2. say your mom’s name five times.

3. say your crushes three times.

4. paste this to four other groups.

If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.

We are _ ? ] Homies ] Friends ] Close friends ] Strangers ...]Future Hubby/Wifeyy. ] Facebook friends ] Associates ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend I love _ ? ] Your smile ] Your body ] Your lips ] Your personality ] Your cute face ] Your eyes ] Your pictures ] Everything You should _ ? ] Talk to me ] Text me ] Chill with me ] Inbox Me.

"I stand surrounded by the walls that once confined me
Knowing I'll be underneath them
When they crumble when they fall
With clarity my scars remind me
Ash still simmers just under my skin

Indifference smile again
So much I hide
How is stepping back a move forward?

Now I'm forced to look behind
I'm forced to look at you
You wear a thousand faces
Tell me, tell which is you
Broken mirrors paint the floor
Why can't you see the truth
You wear a thousand faces
Tell me, tell me which is you
Tell me which is you

Eerily time made no change
Pointing fingers, laying blame
Lying over and over and over and over
Deceiving your mind
Dug my grace, trash my name
Yet here I stand so you won't fade away

A different smile again
So much I hide
How is stepping back a move forward"
-Creed "A Thousand Faces"

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

"ι αм α мσиѕтєя, αи ι αм αѕнαмє
αℓℓ мє тнє єνιℓ, му иαмєѕ ωнαт уσυ ρяєfєя
ι σмє υиѕнαмєℓєѕѕ, вυт ι αм αѕнαмє
ι αм αѕнαмє, ι αм αѕнαмє,

ι ℓσσк fσя нєℓℓ,
αи'т fιи ιт αиуωнєяє,
му σωи яєfℓєтισи ιѕ тнє σиє ѕιgнт ι αииσт вαяє
ℓσσк тσ тнє ѕку αи fιи, єνєи тнє нєανєиѕ яу"
єтf - ℓιαяѕ αи мσиѕтєяѕ.

(Not mine)QUOTE OF THE MONTH:Me: random isn't something like "the purple cow meowed" or something like that. Random is zombies appearing out of thin air and dancing Thriller while a pink butterfly swoops in and grabs Fred Figglehorn and flies him to its Tower of Doom and holds him for ransom, only to beg others to take him and the ransom money just by being annoyed to death with Fred. Fred, upset by no one rescuing him, begins screaming shrilly, attracting all the other Freds of the world, from Fred Fredburger of Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy to Fred Jones of Scooby Doo. All the Freds begin singing the annoying song, causing the butterfly to commit suicide. then the Kats of Kid vs. Kat fly in on a spaceship, slap all the Freds with fishes, then leave as if nothing happened. Then every purple cows and green pigs of the world grow wings and learn to breath fire, so they fly to the Tower and burn it to the ground while the Freds all run for their lives. Then the Hyperkits appear and dance on the ashes of the castle, singing the "Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom" song while the song "Do you like Waffles?" plays. THAT is random- and i came up with it off the top of my head. if you can think of something just as random too, copy and paste Hawkfire111

We have enough Youth. How about a Fountain of Intelligence?

I'm different and I'm proud of it! Be different. I support being different.

In my opinion, you never too old to watch cartoons! I mean, adults make them, after all.

My dreams are better than Reality. Which means I'm going back to sleep.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live

HEY! HEY! LOOK HERE! I LOVE HETALIA BUT:

I do not think that war is funny.
I do not think that all Americans are loud, obnoxious, fast-food junkies.
I do not think that all English people can’t cook.
I do not think that all Italians are cowards.
I do not think that all French people are perverts.
I do not think that all Germans are strict.
I do not think that all Japanese are shy.
I do not think that all Russians are crazy.
I do not think that all Swiss people are trigger-happy.
I do not think that all Austrians are stingy. I
do not think that all Canadians are (Americans) invisible.
I do not think that all Greeks like cats.
I will not treat you based on the stereotype of your country. I won’t scream at you if you tell me you don’t like the show. I won’t scream at you if you don’t like the same pairings that I like.
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I promise to remember Rue,

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat,

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Every time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind,

If I spare someone, something… once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember Hunger Games

And Catching fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Am I mad?

I'm afraid so... but I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

Of course it's in your mind. But that doesn't mean it's not real.

GOD vs. Science

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, “Let me explain the problem science has with religion.” The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. “You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'”

“Yes sir,” the student says. “So you believe in God?”

“Absolutely.” “Is God good?”

“Sure! God's good.”

“Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?”

“Yes.” “Are you good or evil?” “The Bible says I'm evil.”

The professor grins knowingly. “Aha! The Bible!” He considers for a moment. “Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him would you try?” “Yes sir, I would.” “So you're good...!” “I wouldn't say that.”

“But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.” The student does not answer, so the professor continues. “He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good Hmmm? Can you answer that one?” The student remains silent. “No, you can't, can you?” the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. “Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?”

“Er...yes,” the student says.

“Is Satan good?”

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. “No.”

“Then where does Satan come from?”

The student falters. “From God”

“That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?” “Yes.”

“So who created evil?” The professor continued, “If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.” Again, the student has no answer. “Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred?Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?” The student squirms on his feet. “Yes.”

“So who created them?” The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. “Who created them?” There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. “Tell me,” he continues onto another student. “Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?”

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. “Yes, professor, I do.”

The old man stops pacing. “Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?” “No sir. I've never seen Him.”

“Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?”

“No, sir, I have not.” “Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?' “'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.”

“Yet you still believe in him?”

“Yes.” “According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?” “Nothing,” the student replies. “I only have my faith.” “Yes, faith,” the professor repeats. “And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.” At the back of the room another student stands quietly for a moment before asking a question of His own. “Professor, is there such thing as heat?” “Yes,” the professor replies. “There's heat.” “And is there such a thing as cold?”

“Yes, son, there's cold too.”

“No sir, there isn't.” The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. “You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. “Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmit synergy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.”

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. “What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?” “Yes,” the professor replies without hesitation. “What is night if it isn't darkness?”

“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. “In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?” The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. “So what point are you making, young man?” “Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.” The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. “Flawed? Can you explain how?” “You are working on the premise of duality,” the student explains. “You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. “It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.”

“Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?” “If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes,of course I do.” “Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?” The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. “Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?” The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. “To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.” The student looks around the room. “Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?” The class breaks out into laughter. “Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. “So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?” Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. “I guess you'll have to take them on faith.”

“Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,” the student continues. “Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?” Now uncertain, the professor responds, “Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. The manifestations are nothing else but evil.”

To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”

The professor sat down.

IF THIS MADE YOU SMILE RE-POST UNTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Writers block- A disease with no know cure. Known to root itself into the creativity lobes of the brain and suck good ideas away. This disease can be very deadly and we are looking for a cure. So far our searches have been unsucessful and people must wait out their writers block and pray it doesn't kill them. Please, do your part and help make a change. Copy and paste this into your profile and help us find a cure.

Girls Don't Realize these things:

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
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He's my roommate by Niki-the-awesome reviews
America and Russia must team up to find out who has created a document to force them into a union, and why. BROmance. Contains America and Russian trolling not only eachother but the WORLD. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,940 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, Russia
Glass Rose by NekoKayia reviews
"A man wanted for murder breaks into a house and holds somebody hostage. By the end, when the murderer is taken, the hostage cries after the few short hours left alone with the man. A lot of things could have happened..." A special something for Valentines.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/16/2013 - America, Russia
Sunrise by Bluefire Eternal reviews
ExS. 100 years ago, the wild dragon Eridor was murdered by his own brother, Galbatorix's servant. With his dying breath he swore revenge upon both. 84 years later, Eragon is born. Now, 16 years later, Eridor is awakening and his host is not happy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,545 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/18/2009 - [Eragon S., Saphira]
At World's End by NekoKayia reviews
The world teams up to destroy America, both to get him out of the way and claim his land. Only one nation is against the idea of it, but does nothing to stop it. If only they knew what a mistake they had made. Major Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Bullets by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Track 4: We can wash down this engagement ring with poison and kerosene.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [America, Russia]
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
Credo by Cameron Kennedy reviews
AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Hamburgers With Rockin' Tea! by HamburgerWithTea reviews
USUK, Punk!Arthur meets Alfred at the McDonald's where Alfred works together with his brother Matthew, after a concert he gave. Arthur and his band are getting more and more famous. Arthur doesn't know how to react on Alfred and his attention he gets. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,542 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - England/Britain, America
And a Love Time Can Never Destroy by Liete reviews
-UK/US/UK, delinquent AU- Snapshots of the day-to-day lives of a troubled delinquent and an overwhelmed student trying to make their relationship work.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,798 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain, America
To Drive the Cold Winter Away by EverythingIsMagic reviews
America waits at the airport on a bitter winter day. USxUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2014 - America - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Love Will Find a Way by Liete reviews
-Mainly UK/US/UK, delinquent AU- A series of stories about how a troubled delinquent and an overwhelmed student go from a dysfunctional 'with benefits' relationship to an awkward romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,339 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/27/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Warrior Idol by Gallifrey is Returning reviews
I GOT PERMISSION FROM MISTYSTREAM SOOTFUR'S LOYALTY! Yet another WarriorIdol crossover. Squirrelflight wants to win. Blackstar's making everybody miserable. Firestar's gone crazy. Oh, and did we mention Leafpool's hosting?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,658 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Leafpool - Complete
Twilight Rider Redux by Bluefire Eternal reviews
EragonxTwilight Princess Cross. Darkness will soon fall upon Hyrule, and this time there is no Hero there to defeat it. So Zelda summons a hero from somewhere else. Eragon is dragged into Hyrule and must realize his true destiny before the Twilight overshadows everything he cares about.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 207,542 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Midna, Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Breaking the Auld Alliance by Mistress of Time and Echoes reviews
Scotland and Fem!France are forced to divorce, after years of happiness. They don't want it but, it's inevitable. Scotland x Fem!France story of sorts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Scotland, France
The Moment Has Come by WinterSky101 reviews
"'Wait. Did you just say Bad Wolf' Ten asks, something twisting in his hearts." Or, a fic in which Ten is not so quick to give up the Bad Wolf question and ends up reuniting with Rose. Sort of. Mid-"Day of the Doctor" AU. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
May 14th by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The fabulous adventures of an Icelander stuck in Copenhagen by Styrlaugr reviews
AU. This is basically what happens when Iceland gets stuck working in a shop with an odd Norwegian with a fokked up Danish ex. I put humor as a genre because I find it funny, I've got no idea if it actually is though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Iceland, Norway
I'm With You by JoshNeku reviews
Humans were cruel. Black hated them. Now, he was with this person called N in a beautiful place N had created called Utopia where injured and abused Pokemon lived. Black liked this place. And he grows to like N. "We can go anywhere we want...as long as I'm with you." Isshushipping. T to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
The Long way Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Karkat Vantas has been living a not-too-shitty life recently. He's got some good friends and his classes aren't even that god-awful. Then this douchebag, John Egbert, who happens to be in like half of his classes and starts making him remember things about trolls and frogs and gods. And sometimes remembering past lives has consequences. Johnkat pale shipping.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Karkat V., John E., Kankri V., Terezi P.
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Trick or Treat by NekoKayia reviews
Alfred is a serial killer, Ivan is the head detective in charge of finding him. So what happens when they meet without knowing that and start getting very friendly? RusAme. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,413 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Blonde by SquirrelWho reviews
When a loud crash brings Sherlock into the living room he finds a blond woman lying on what remains of his side table. She seems to have appeared out of no where, more than that, she doesn't exist. Could his brother be right? Does she pose a danger to him? And why is John lying about her? Roselock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 64,933 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Rose T., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Deep Space Exploration by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
John wants a little hands-on experience with troll anatomy. Karkat is (secretly) happy to oblige. Johnkat PWP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
For the Last Lie by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Jean's made plans for a high-ranking easy life as a soldier. Enter one Eren Jaeger who ruins all of them. .:Jean/Eren : onesided!Levi/Eren : Universe Alterations:.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Eren Y., Jean K., Levi
A Life that Could Have Been by 9LRCenturion
The life that Sherlock knows may not truly be his reality
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Hearing You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ink And Parchment by The Goddess Of Art reviews
Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Light 'em Up by Mistress of Time and Echoes
Warning: Human names used, mention of marijuana use, and genderbent France/Spain. Along with vague mentions of prior lesbian relationship. Basically a cute oneshot featuring Netherlands and Frances' relationship, after splitting up from an important person in their life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2013 - France, Netherlands - Complete
Jealousy by Panda Leaf reviews
Matthew can't help but feel under appreciated whenever China's around Ivan... And for once he decides to state his displeasure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Russia, China, Canada - Complete
Legend of the Legendary Legends by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
Three villains, one ray sphere, one princess always kidnapped, seven unlikely major heroes, one combined world. Oh and the humor genre. This is a legend of the legendary legends of brawlers and all stars as they try to save the world. Of course the heroes only made things worse. Humor focused fic so give it a read. Heroes will be Mario, Link, Snake, Evil Cole, Kratos, Nathan, Dante
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013
Meetings Suck by Panda Leaf reviews
Reuploaded: Matthew's having some problems during a meeting thanks to a certain Russian. 1-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Foreign Correspondence by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,079 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011
The Last Note by RedWhiteNBlue reviews
Black's last note to White... forever. [Oneshot]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Black, White - Complete
Limelight by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Today's the day. It must be. There's no other reason, to open his eyes, and see his face. .:human!AU : Character Deaths:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
My Little Tree by LonelyHearts2008 reviews
Allen's the tree in his school's play and wants his parents to see his big performance. Human names used. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A is For by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A might be dead, but his desire to protect Arthur might just be enough to make him remember how to be alive. (Warm Bodies AU. Warnings for violence, death, and zombies.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada, France - Complete
Pokémon Hearts by Vampiric Dragonrider reviews
Pokemon start appearing in Domino City! As Kaiba would put it, "What the hell?" But there's a lot you can learn from these creatures... NOTE: as you can see this story began a few years ago, so the writing gets better as the chapters progress. When it's done I'll go back and edit the earlier chapters.
Crossover - Pokémon & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,951 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Kaiba
Love Is Blind by i.l.risk reviews
Roxas has problems and he's new in school. Axel has problems in general. What will happen when they meet? Will sparks fly? Rated T for language. Please read and review?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Axel, Roxas
It Happened On A Train by i.l.risk reviews
It was a chance encounter. An unexpected meeting. All aboard a train. AxelXRoxas oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gazers:The Robin, Book 1:The Calm by Streampebble reviews
First Book in Gazers Series. Remember: There's always calm before the storm... At least that's what we've been told. All five Clans are being torn apart by food shortage, dissent, lies, and family matters. And it's only going to get worse. *Now revised*
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010
A Most Troublesome Double Date by Laura x Tennant reviews
The evening was effectively in ruins and for once, it wasn't even the Doctor's fault. On the contrary, he charitably and lovingly tried to salvage the situation.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Rise of Robinstar by Streampebble reviews
"A robin will rise and kill blooms after the snow melts, give birth to a black raven, a tawny oriole, and a white darkness unless an oak stream drowns it first..."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,955 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010
Bullets with Butterfly Wings by Inuyoukai-san reviews
AU London 1811, Matthew Williams comes to London, he is reunited with his childhood friend, meets an eccentric frenchman and his cousin from the states comes to stalk him. But everything starts with the Russian. RusCan, Franada, UkCan, AmeCan, etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,713 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Canada, Russia
Suspicious Activity by Laura x Tennant reviews
The Doctor hears Rose giggling in her room late at night, and decides to find out what's causing it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Fanfiction Catastrophe - Rawr Like a Dinosaur by Ratt9 reviews
L and Light discover fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Thorn in Time by NekoKayia reviews
Death has come for Alfred, but Alfred doesn't want to die. So a deal is struck and Alfred must save another world from crumbling, but what will be the outcome? Main pairing: Russame. Warning: Gore, cussing, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,335 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Misha-WHAT? by WinterSky101 reviews
Dean finds out about the Mishapocalypse. Needless to say, he's confused.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
Gold and Blue by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
The King of Spades has no power in politics, until he meets the catalyst that sparks his desire to be great.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ace in the Hole by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Tony keeps a lot of secrets, but the one he's kept the longest is that he's really not interested in sex. Unless, maybe, it's to make someone he loves happy. Pepperony. M for smut. Underage sex mentioned, but not graphic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
My Transition by NekoKayia reviews
Every country must die as a human before they can be brought back as an embodiment. Russia knows how almost every nation died or produce enough of a good guess to satisfy him. Except for America. So he makes a deal to gain such information by telling his own story. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
What I Wish by Demon-Maid-Nova-Jigoku reviews
"My only wish is for everyone's happiness" - A drabble series. The humans and trolls pour out their feelings on pairings, about themselves, about events that had happened in their lives. Everything. (will update character list for each new chapter :3)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Nepeta L.
Warriors Lake Island Randomness with dares by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
Firestar is evil here, owns a fortress, and plotted a dare show? What in the name of Starclan is going on? Speaking of them, there they are with the Dark forest cats with the dares.You can still put dares on your reviews. T for some scenes. Ended - Now with 100 % more references and crossover. Finished. Ninth chapter is not script fic. Nine is a good number Ciruno
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,621 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Firestar
Across the Universe by Liete reviews
-UK/US/UK- A collection of short ficlets of varying genres and universes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 20,968 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - England/Britain, America
My Rarest Jewel by ButterNutBrit reviews
Pirate Arthur is a feared Captain of the seas. Having all the wealth, fame and glory; however, he feels that something or "someone" is missing in his life... Pirate!EnglandxReader.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - England/Britain
Stormy Also Had Something To Do With This by Ratt9 reviews
Mikami eats cheese in his van. Oh, and he also kills Takada.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Mikami T., Takada K. - Complete
Writing and Drawing are Different Arts by Chikumo Sawada reviews
Artist!Gilber xWriter!Arthur.They will not admit.They will live as if they do not know each others' truths.They will overcome the upcoming nightmares.And maybe,just maybe,they will love each other,more than a best friend.Rated T for further chapters"Maybe I am a shit like you say. But, I am going to love him more than you. And he's going to love me back."SlightOCC&University!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
Try Me and See by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
King Alfred wants to be more than the stereotype. (Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ringing in the New Year by Eliza Darling reviews
It's New Year's Eve at Alfred's, and he and Kiku celebrate just by being together and sharing their love for each other. Rated T for mentions of sexual content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [America, Japan] - Complete
Stay by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur doesn't come home one day. Rainbow Veins Christmas special.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Human Nature by Laura x Tennant reviews
Human Nature with Rose (as if Doomsday never happened.) It's been done lots of times before, I know, but I really wanted to give this a go myself.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Turn of the World by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
As the end of the year approaches, each student will face decisions that will shape their future and consequently, their relationships. High school AU. USUK, PruCan, Spamano, GerIta, Giripan, AusHun. [discontinued]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Warm Light by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Tony knew that there were risks involved with being a superhero. He was prepared to face death, destruction, and humiliation at the hands of bad guys both mundane and almost beyond belief. He wasn't prepared to wake up one day with boobs and a vagina.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Phantom Rising by JetravenEx reviews
The fentons decide to vacation to a lake that is said to be populated by wildcats. Danny is pretty sure he has met these cats before. But what he doesn't realize is what their ancestors have in store for him. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Danny F.
Cranberry Juice by Ratt9 reviews
Sayu is secretly a yaoi fan, so, when L is invited to dinner with her and her family, she drugs both his and Light's drinks, locks them up naked in a closet, and won't let them out until they perform some "man-on-man action". Well, what's the worst that could happen? Warning: Sexual activity. Written for L's birthday.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mornings by RavenExorcist reviews
Karkat usually hates mornings, but Sollux can sometimes make them just a little bit sweeter. Just a fluffy oneshot to make up for my lack of posting uwu SolKat
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Bat Country by Eliza Darling reviews
There's nothing Stein wants more than to dissect Maka. He's kept this secret fantasy suppressed, but how long will it be before insanity takes him over? How long before he gives in to temptation? How long before she realizes she's dancing with the devil? Rated M for violence, blood, gore, and sexual content.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - [Franken Stein, Maka A.] - Complete
Nature's Way by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Why had never been a question. They didn't think about it at all. Everything just fell into place as naturally and inevitably as the changing of the seasons. Pre-serum!Steve/Bucky, M for smut
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Night by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred sees through the fire. (One-shot for Growing Gracefully.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Raining Cats And Dogs by Ratt9 reviews
A drabble in which Light misunderstands L's use of an English idiom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/13/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pencils Make Me Depressed by Ratt9 reviews
It seems like everything lately is making L depressed, so Light decides to see whether he can seduce the detective into losing the down attitude.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rabbit Doubt by thathalguy reviews
Sixteen nations wake up in a house with no doors or windows to get out. After finding one of their fellow nations dead, they must find the "Wolf" hiding amongst the "Rabbits" before he kills them all. It's a game of life and death, and one wrong choice could end up killing someone. With the odds against them, will they survive to see another day? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH AND GORE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Russia - Complete
Growing Gracefully by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred and Arthur tackle parenthood, and so much more. Hospital Flowers sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,162 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Light's Pink Butterfly Belt by Ratt9 reviews
L asks Light about why he wears a pink butterfly belt. Light comes out of the closet and reveals his somewhat awkward feelings for the detective, but not in a way that L is comfortable with.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Breathe by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Steve is never able to keep up with Tony in the bedroom, so he allows Tony to tie him down and tease him until he's satisfied. Unapologetic PWP.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Awake and Alive by Eliza Darling reviews
Maka finds herself at Stein's door. Again. This is nothing but them indulging in fantasies that will never truly happen. Stein pictures her pale, perfect skin tainted in her own blood. Maka isn't sure when this game of theirs will stop. There is no such thing as love. There is only carnal desire.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Franken Stein, Maka A.] - Complete
Tryst by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'In truth England wondered why he couldn't have one monogamous relationship and still be allies with others, but that was not for him to decide.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You're The Man by crackberries reviews
Matthew and Gilbert have operated on the same wave length for a while. It's not the freakishly close connection that Matthew has with Alfred, or Gilbert with Ludwig, but they ride the same plane of existence. Or something like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Little Taste of Home by Skyebyrd reviews
Vash Zwingli has decided that, at all costs, he would learn how to make chocolate from the best chocolatier he knew- now if only Femke van Rijn would look at him...-discontinued; if you would like to know how this story ends, just message me!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Switzerland, Belgium
Gummi Ship Detour: Hetalia! by loveableeve reviews
Sora takes the wheel of the Gummi Ship to Donald's dismay. They were almost hit by an asteroid when he realizes that they went off course into a different world: Hetalia. ITS UPDATED FOR SURE! :D :D :D
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sora
Never Forget by HylianHeroine2 reviews
I can hear you calling my name in fear and in pain. You sound scared, though I'm sure you would never admit it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vivid by fantorathelia reviews
He was a photographer, and the other, his model. SoRoku. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sora, Roxas
Rebellious Souls by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy who became a councilman and a fulfilled warrior, finds his other half in the greatest earthbender on earth, Chief Toph Bei Fong. Series of Tokka oneshots for the Tokka Week 2012.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Heated Swim by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
They are rivals for swimming, but that might change after their first meet. Stories for the LJ usuk community's Olympic Event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Night of Olympic Proportions by WinterSky101 reviews
Watching the Opening Ceremony for the London 2012 Olympics would have been entertaining, even if the celebration of the Avengers and Loki at Stark Tower hadn't gone a little awry. To be honest, though, that only made it better. Bruce/Tony, Steve/Thor, Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Backwards by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
"Tony only has one regret in life, and that is that his only 'normal' relationship started backwards." M for sex. Stony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Then Again, We Aren't Really Human by Kaede-tama reviews
In which Matthew gets caught in a rather compromising situation with a vampire and a werewolf. AU, US/Can/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/11/2012 - America, Canada
Into the woods by burgersANDscones reviews
He only wanted to help... How did he know this would happen?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by BacktraF reviews
England sat in his home tired of feeling lonely, so when he sees a shooting star he makes a childish wish. A wish that America had never left him. It turns out to be the biggest mistake he has ever made. Now he is thrust back into a war that should be long over, and he has to battle his way back to the correct timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2012 - England/Britain
What Stays In Vegas by Ratt9 reviews
Light and Sayu learn the reason why what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
What a Brother! What a Bother! by Kopanda reviews
Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 225,294 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Scotland, England/Britain
Lick the Star by VioletLolitaPop reviews
I know I should be worried. That if I don't play along with him it could mean social suicide, but really, I can only think about how this whole reign of King Gilbert is going to feel like the longest one I've ever been through. .:Human AU : Middle School:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Where All Ends Meet by Ipomoea Alba reviews
Gakuen AU: School can double as a Masquerade. Anyone and everybody can put on a mask and take the stage, but what you see is just a facade, the true person that lies within will never be shown unless you tear their walls down brick by brick; so why not try now? FrUKUS and other pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Village by DanaNicola reviews
They didn't know where many of the children came from. On rare occasions there was a birth, but most of them just suddenly appeared, wandering the streets alone as children that were barely more than infants. AU, Centers around the ACE portion of the FACE family, "2P Doppelgangers" make an appearance later, full description inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America, Canada
Saddle Bum by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Somehow England has landed in America's Wild West, but finds it's not as fun as the movies make it seem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sleep When You're Dead by elvenangel3
Poor Roxas can't get any sleep and Sora isn't much help what with his cell phone and being too cute for his own good...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Under My Skin by DanaNicola reviews
Alfred hadn't always been like this. As Matthew was staring at his brother's arm, he remembered when they were chubby, and they'd wrap around him at night, or when he was really little and they'd scoop him up when he fell down. Alfred had been amazing. And now he was a twenty-eight year old drug abuser, who was asking his sixteen year old brother to check for bugs under his skin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, Canada
Hazards Of April Fools by Ratt9 reviews
Matsuda plays an April Fools prank on L that doesn't go as planned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Hair Cut by Ratt9 reviews
The reason why Mello has such a girly haircut. Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Spice of Life by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Secret Tunnel by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Sokka loved his niece; he really did. She was the spitting image of her sister with every inch of Aang's cheerfulness. Regardless of that, however, he really wouldn't be able to hear another line of that awful song.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Kya - Complete
El Aeropuerto by Skyebyrd reviews
When Lovino Vargas decides to be a flight attendant on Madrid Airlines, he meets his new captain: Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. His instant love is apparent, but what about Antonio? -this story is written for the "Write 30 Drabbles Or Something A Day" challenge.-discontinued
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
All Thanks to Kittens by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
And it was all thanks to kittens, Japan smiled as he felt Greece's hand intertwined with his own. Giripan plus kittens. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Japan, Greece - Complete
At Least Frost Giants Don't Sparkle by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Tony Stark is not Bella Swan. Loki is not Edward Cullen. This is totally not a spoof of Twilight that was born during a late-night conversation between TeaAndCharcoal and bonzai bunny that is already more grammatically correct.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Stuck Tape by Ratt9 reviews
Light is displaying some verrrrrry strange behavior on the surveillance monitors. Naked. L and Soichiro get a strange show?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by BacktraF reviews
Berwald is constantly avoided and feared by everyone. That is, until one day, when a blind man named Tino runs into him, literally. SuFin. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Burnt Pancakes by Mistress of Time and Echoes reviews
Fem!Canada is sick of being ignored at meetings and decides to miss one. Japan notices, what do you think we'll happen? Fem!Canada x Japan, kind of a cracky pairing. Immense Fluff here.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Canada, Japan - Complete
Christmas Time by Skyebyrd reviews
Andrei wakes up early for Christmas- a drabble for my friend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Romania, Norway - Complete
Faith, Trust and Little Bit of Pixie Dust Please by Chikumo Sawada reviews
He loved England and he always will. But…what kind of love? He was no longer a colony of England. He was an independent nation; a nation giving most influence in 21st century. And there's no way England would love him back, right? UKUS, and little bit of Franada. Human names are also used.Full summary inside. FLUFFY AND RATED T FOR kissing and right before the-koff-bed-koff-scene.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Feeling Quality by Ahr0 reviews
Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Castle in the Clouds by Clockwork Counterfeit reviews
Arthur Kirkland lives almost alone in his castle, where most of the world's magic remains sealed. Alfred F. Jones, airship pilot and captain of a glory-seeking crew, wants to make MagiTech, something only owned by the aristocracy because of the rarity of magic on the ground, the next big thing. Magic-steampunk!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - America, England/Britain
Stop Poking Logic Shaped Holes In My School! by StargateNerd reviews
During a summer visit from Hakuba's cousin, the boys are invited to Hogwarts for Harry's sixth year. Chaos ensues as Heiji gains an admirer, Kaito tries to break into the Ravenclaw dorms, and Umbridge faces the wrath of Shinichi/Hakuba's logic. KaiShin. Discontinued on this site, see profile for more details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,858 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.]
His Words by RubyMoonz reviews
In those final moments, he spoke of a world he envisioned. In the end, he wanted for them all to understand. Full of passion, burning anger, unending forgiveness, and love, this is the Sufferer's final sermon.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
The Kiss by WinterSky101 reviews
Suddenly, their lips are pressed together and they're kissing just as a normal couple would. Looking at them, no one would suspect the truth. But the truth is what keeps them from getting too close or going to far. And the kiss breaks off, and though they know it wasn't real, they'll never see each other in the same light again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America and England lay in bed and snuggle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Get Caught by Ahr0 reviews
After a long absence due to financial crisis, America finally returns for the 2012 World Conference. England is surprised to see him, and the change that has taken over his former colony. Meanwhile, America is curious to see just how much the missing nation had been on England's mind. USUK; Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wartime Letters by 9LRCenturion reviews
The story in which pilot Alfred F. Jones and professor Arthur Kirkland meet in London, and then proceed to write to each other from across Europe once Jones is sent to war. A World War II era collaboration by Wutaiflea and 9LRCenturion
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - America, England/Britain
Lessons in Manners by Kikusui179 reviews
What happens when a certain Austrian endeavors to teach a certain Prussian manners? Rated M for yaoi, yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi! First time writing a yaoi so be nice! I may add more if you guys want me to!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Assassiner by Skyebyrd reviews
France witnessing the horrors of the guillotine for the first time with Robespierre
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - France - Complete
Grounded by Skyebyrd reviews
Lovino Vargas, a flight attendant, has been grounded due to...innapropriate circumstances with his pilot, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. He doesn't really enjoy it. At all. - part of my El Aeropuerto verse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
En la Bañera by Skyebyrd reviews
After a long day's work, Spain decides to give Romano a bath, and gets some…awkward questions. it's crack, by the way
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Is That An Offer, Dr Banner? by WinterSky101 reviews
While drunk, Tony accidentally says a few more things to Bruce than he originally meant to and lets a few things slip that weren't supposed to. It's up to the two of them to see if anything comes of it. Bruce/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Concentration by Ratt9 reviews
Matsuda asks Light to teach him how to seduce someone, so Light demonstrates his techniques on a none-too-willing L. L is determined to ignore Light regardless of what the teen does to him, but Light is determined to get a reaction. Written for Stormygio
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Forever Young by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur is young when Alfred is near, but what if Alfred is growing up suddenly? Third installment of Young and Still Young.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wish Resigned by Liete reviews
-UK/US, AU- 'This was why he could never meet anyone. He couldn't even look a potential love interest in the eye, much less hold a conversation. Not that he was regarding Alfred as a potential love interest.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Liete reviews
-US/UK- 'He immediately knew why he was drawn to it, though he tried very hard to deny it to himself at first. The song made him think of England.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hockey Scones by bugqueenagitha reviews
Canada asks England for some scones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Random Act of Kindness by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur gives a sudden tour to an American that asked nicely
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mother's Day by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Everyone may have forgotten her, but he would never do so. Uzumaki Kushina, his predecessor jinchuriki and a powerful ninja with a unique chakra, was also his mother. And he couldn't be prouder of his origins.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Forlad mig ikke by Styrlaugr reviews
Norway don't know if he can stay with Denmark, who is becoming more and more violent by the days.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Denmark, Norway
Don't Toy With Me by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America plays with Legos without knowing England is watching him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Aishiteru by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred's relationship is rather unorthodox.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
This Hurricane by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,559 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Various States of Distress by Clockwork Counterfeit reviews
Alfred sends out mental letters to people while at the dentist getting a cavity filled.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/14/2012 - America - Complete
Heart Strings by NekoKayia reviews
A mystical red thread that ties people destined for each other together. So what happens when Russia finally finds one on his own hand, but the person on the other side is running from it. RusAme. Rated T for safety. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Truth or Dare Show! by SakuraCharm101 reviews
Rated T for bad words and other bad things! Anyways WELCOME to Hetalia Truth or Dare! REVIEW FOR AWESOME DARES FOR THE HETALIA CAST! YAOI ALLOWED! And rules inside too :P HAVE FUN! ALSO I DON'T OWN HETALIA OR ANYTHING ONLY MYSELF AS HOST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,987 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
More to Love by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America feels insecure about his weight. England lets him know he doesn't mind in the slightest. M for oral. Written for Shareq's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Short Stories by iskull53 reviews
Hetalia Short Stories
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Falling by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Canada is desperate to seek help for America when the Great Depression hits him physically. He didn't think England would be the right choice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When fallen Angels fly by MoLoveAnime reviews
After Arthur's death Alfred sees no point in staying alive. That is until he finds a special Angel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 68,735 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain
Time, the Key to Everything by Lady Kaitlin reviews
He holds time in his pocket. Time hangs on her necklace. Will their clocks ever intertwine? The tale of Austria and Hungary's love story with a few interesting twists *COUGH*Prussia*COUGH* .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Close by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur can only hear Alfred when he closes his eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blizarrd by NekoKayia reviews
A blizzard takes place in Alfred's current home in North Dakota. Ivan is there for a surprise visit and has to try and save Alfred who's lost somewhere in the snow. Rated T for small writing of corpses. RusAme if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/8/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The English Vice by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Some PWP from the kink meme. America caning England with the extra fun of bondage and figging. I really have no excuse at all for this one
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Wallflower Garden by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Arthur is an accountant in an office. Alfred is their IT guy. This is the story of how two coworkers with mutual crushes turn into lovers. M for sex and language. Written for sweethearts week.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Life Isn't Fair by Liete reviews
-Mutually one-sided US/UK, AU- In which Alfred and Arthur want each other badly, but both are too dense to realize it's mutual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
NorwayxReader B103 by Styrlaugr reviews
You get admitted to a psychiatric hospital, where you meet a mysterious boy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Norway
Sixth Sword by Lady Kaitlin reviews
America is cleaning out his attic when he finds and old sword. Behind the sword is a painful memory of America and his "father", George Washington.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - America - Complete
All Because of Glasses by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,270 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Airport Crisis by Skyebyrd reviews
When Romano comes home, he finds Spain playing a very unusual game. Crack!Fic sorta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Wake Me If You're Out There by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred would do anything to see that angel again. Even reach the stars and walk in space.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forbidden by Liete reviews
-UK/US, AU- 'As he grew older, it became harder to pretend that his attachment to Arthur was mere brotherly love. He did not look at girls the way his friends did—he was looking at Arthur instead.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lavender's Blue by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
The development of America and England's relationship as told through one lullaby. Written for sweethearts week. USUK by the end, but it's all very light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Lies by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Right Hand, The Upper Hand by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Spain gets horny when he's drunk and a certain Italian is around. Uh oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
And All The Jazz by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
In the end, it all comes to music. Off-shot of And All That Jazz Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 5
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pleasure and Business by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred follows Arthur to work one day. Off-shot of Rainbow Veins. Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Death is Cheap by Klei reviews
For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Russia, America
Without You by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Decorum and Disaster by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
During the build up to WWI, Belgium pays a visit to England to gain his protection by using his pride and code of honor against him. England/Belgium, T for implied sex. Kink meme deanon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Kilmuir by Skyebyrd reviews
Lukas and Eiríkur Bondevik have been taken captive by the Mathias Køhler, and gone to Scotland. There, they reunite with Berwald Oxenstierna. But, the Viking Age is coming to an end...will they all make it out alive? -discontinued
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Norway, Denmark
Completion by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and England all love each other. They're all happy to be with either of their partners, but they're not really complete unless they're together. M for chapter 4. Put under America and England so it's easier to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Too much tomatoes by shadowkaru15 reviews
Lovino is head over heels in love with his Spanish teacher and fails a test just to be able to get alone with him. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Red Love by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Everything was red and Ivan couldn't get enough of it. They were laying in red, protected in red, he and his red love. RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
More than Sex by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Bonzai Bunny on Live Journal requested Netherlands/France smut. I delivered. Short bit of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - France, Netherlands - Complete
Erotic Ambassador to the World by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Still Throwing Too Far by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Part 2 of Don't Throw Stones. Seems there are still some misconceptions Arthur has of Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
One Sheep Two Sheep Red Sheep Blue Sheep by Liete reviews
-US UK- 'An excuse was an excuse, and as long as England was near, even if they were fighting, America was happy.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia True Talent Show by shadowkaru15 reviews
20 contestants. One winner. AU world. First round: Perform in pairs. And the best part? You, the reader, will be the one deciding who wins.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011
Rules for Hetalia at the Beach by Lumoa reviews
A loooooong list of what the countries of the world are not allowed to do at the beach. Suggestions for the list are closed now, thank you all for helping!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Love Letter by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew likes Arthur, who likes Alfred, who likes Matthew. One day, Arthur writes a love letter and gives it to the wrong boy. Then things go downhill, really, really fast. UK/Can/US, Gakuen!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Don't Throw Stones by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
It's better to not judge, even when you've been judged.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Should by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have intercrural sex in a hot tub in my usual style. Deanon from kink meme. Obviously M for UKUS smut. Ah, how easy summaries are for a smut writer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Both Got the Guns by Cameron Kennedy reviews
America is willing to ignore a lot of things at nine in the morning before he drinks his coffee. Russia refuses to be one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Buonanotte by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Spain would always say goodnight to him in Italian. That went on for many decades, but Romano still could remember the first day when it happened. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Waiting for the spring by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Right now they were in a glacial winter, filled with dull greys and worn out whites, but spring would eventually come and lighten their lives. Onesided!USUK with colonial!America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Resemblance by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Whenever they would kiss, Italy could swear they were the same person. It was so natural, so beautiful and so nostalgic… It couldn't be anyone else but Germany, of that he was sure. GerIta and HRExChibitalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Rainbow Veins by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,909 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sunflower by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Other flowers may have perished; but he was sure his sunflower would always be there, under his control. RusAme. Implied UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Emerald Orbs by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
As he maintained his steady rhythm, close to completion, he would dive deep into those beautiful emerald orbs. That beautiful shade of green was always in his mind. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
But That's Okay by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
They had known each other since forever. But that didn't mean they were meant for each other and Gilbert was happy for that. Onesided!PruHun. Companion fic for Prince Charming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Remembrance by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
It was quite an ironic turn of events, he had to admit, since this time around France had been the drunken one and England had been the one to drive the other nation safely home. FrUk, past FrancexJeanne
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Wild Blue Flower by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
"If I am a lily, then you would be a wild blue flower, Rin." Shiemi smiled softly as her fingers brushed lightly the petals of a flower he had not seen till then.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Short Stories Featuring England by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
A collection of short stories featuring England. AU included. Various pairings. Mainly USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Silly Short Stories by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
A collection of short stories portraying the nations in funny, unusual, sweet and often silly situations. Crackish. Many pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Rum, Tar, and a Whole Lot of Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Finally! FF now has a time machine that allows you to send your letters back in time to Pirate!England! Try and befriend this foul-mouthed scorge of the seas. Rated for your imagination and Iggy- being Iggy. All OC's and parings accepted. Now write!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 192 - Words: 40,592 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - England/Britain
Chemistry of a Car Crash by Skyebyrd reviews
Mathias Sorenson loves Lukas Bondevik, who pays him no attention. When one life-altering accident occurs, will they finally find love? One-shot, DenNor,kind of AU rated T 'cause I'm nervous
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Puppy love stories by shadowkaru15 reviews
Who can get enough of cute teenagers love stories? But this time, featuring some quite unusual pairings... Curious? Read on D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011
Turquoise by Clockwork Counterfeit reviews
A ghost bound to his room, watching people move in and out. Alfred happens to be the next one to move in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Steampunk by Worldsweaver reviews
AU. 19th century England was the age of steampunk. Arthur Kirkland is a feared aero-ship pirate. But when something goes wrong and he ends up partnering with an albino seeking revenge what is he going to do? Charecter death. T for mild violence and swears
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - England/Britain
Torturing the Warriors by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
Torture the warriors. Simple as that, Ocs are allowed and all of you who are seeing this has to submit a torture request. Gender changing, age changing, gore, new pairing and deaths with revivals are allowed. No flames. Really random
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010
Where I'm From by Worldsweaver reviews
A 9-11 poem, dedicated to the 3,000 that lost their lives. Talks about some political stuff but isn't biased. T just for content, no violence though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America - Complete
Still Young by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur and Alfred may not be bothered by their gap in age, but what about others? Follow-up story to "Young".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Young by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur feels young when Alfred is near. Written for friend online.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seeing Miracles by Hetalia.Power reviews
Sometimes, miracles come in the strangest ways when you need them most. But is it really that easy to accept a miracle? Three-shot with Spammano and alot of emotional Hurt and talk of/attempted suicide, but there's a reason "comfort" is there too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
He Stole More Than Gold by lunix.renegade reviews
After waiting for England, America decides to explore England's house and finds more than what he bargained for. After being transported to the middle of an ocean and saved by PIRATE!England, sparks begin to fly between the superpower & the pirate empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
How to write a Warriors fanfic by Les Miserabby reviews
This is the result of a slightly insane person having had a lot of caffeine. Craziness! Adventure! Action! And maybe even a little romance! Read and review! Or I will hunt you dawn and hurt you and force you to review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010
Hospital Flowers by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
106a by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
He bent low, pushing the gun deeper into the man's mouth, into his throat. He nuzzled lightly, nibbling on an ear before biting, hard enough to bleed. "I just want you to die, Ivan."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Goodbye, Lovino by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
Sitting on the kitchen table was a note that laid everything bare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Psychiatrist by Cameron Kennedy reviews
A game of Psychiatrist goes horribly right: America forces himself to think, France claims to be a virgin, Hungary has a nosebleed, Japan becomes hopelessly confused, and Spain is NOT getting laid tonight... CRACK. Collab with scrambled-eggs-at-midnight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Heroes of Time by Hetalia.Power reviews
What began as the creation of an Exploration Team between two nations turned into something that could change the world- The beginning of a grand tale. PMD: Explorers of Sky/Time and Hetalia. May contain mild violence and language, rating may go up.
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - America
The Boys In Room 12 by HylianHeroine2 reviews
As a volunteer, you must be observant. Arthur Kirkland is such. One thing he noticed was that little Alfred had never been adopted before. Now he wonders why. Not gore, just fluff. FACE family at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just another night FraxSpaxPru by shadowkaru15 reviews
The Bad Touch Trio has gone out and partied and suddenly found thenselves being kicked out. What to do next?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Spain, France
Random Sender Show by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
This show is all about sending a random package to different warrior characters. ANY PACKAGE! Don't think of reality and no randomness at all. Rated T for some scenes. I advise you to start reading at chapter 20. Discontinued for now
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010
Naughty Nurses 9 by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"It was difficult enough to break the stereotype as a male nurse—and it certainly did not help when one's boss happened to be a man like Arthur Kirkland." Doctor!Ivan/Nurse!Alfred/Doctor!Arthur PWP threesome. Rated for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
How do you kill an angel by Kuroyama Izumi reviews
Hey, Arthur, do you know how to kill an angel? –USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Songs for Hetalia by Jennifer Wilson reviews
HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Japan, Netherlands
Poem of Hetalia by Jennifer Wilson reviews
HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
The Sensuality of Imperfection by Eliza Darling reviews
Prussia finally got his hands on a taken Japan, who regrets ever letting him into his hotel room. What's worse is that America caught them. But really, who can deny Prussia's five meters? America/Japan/Prussia PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [America, Japan, Prussia] - Complete
Unlock my Heart! by Hetalia.Power reviews
This is why you don't let England mess around with the potions. Lame title is lame, I know; I was just trying to do something Shugo Chara-esque. Re-submitted due to format errors. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Flag on the Marble Arch by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire] - Complete
Freedom by rivaling reviews
Alfred is kidnapped during a raid by Captain Kirkland and his crew, and now he's forced to travel with them for four, long, months. But during that time, Alfred will learn more about that pitiful captain, and even fall in love —•x x•— England ო America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ukes Drink Tea by shadowkaru15 reviews
Prussia and England mets at a party. Being left alone in a room leads to sex. Lots of curse word and pir!England. And Prussia. Read at own risk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
It can't seriously be that difficult! by watawatwat reviews
As part of the kira investigation L.lawliet, Light yagami, matt, mello and near along with his assistants have transfered to OURAN HIGH SCHOOL! what could possibly go wrong with that! Slight language along with hints of yaoi enjoy
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010
The Real Easter Bunny by Stripes93 reviews
Italy's found the Easter bunny and is excited to show Prussia who, though skeptical, follows after the nation in blue bunny ears. *Fluffy PruIta one shot*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy
We don't fight fair by shadowkaru15 reviews
England is forced to babysit Prussia. There will be blood and pirate!England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Masterpiece by MasterYodaOfYaoi reviews
Ivan Braginski is alone, always alone. No one would notice if he wandered out into the snow. No one would care...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
Hungary Hits Like a Girl by SuperDesireCupcake reviews
Some lessons just have to be learned the hard way... Includes the Frying Pangle and drunken AustriaxPrussia. Not necessarily in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Geek Squad by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America is introduced to Dr Who and he reacts just as England planned. Written for the prompt for the Spring Fever fanworkathon at USxUK at Livejournal
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Savior by Kaede-tama reviews
The last thing that Gilbert expected to happen during his shift was to get a call from a kid who had just taken a whole bottle of sleeping pills. AU, PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Contest of Epic Insanity by Ratt9 reviews
Light wants a Light Saber...he challenges L to a who-can-stay-up-longest contest, and they're allowed to do anything to stay up! Craziness follows! Crackfic. Ended 8/07/2010. Decided to revise it a bit 4/07/2011 .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Finding Freedom by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - England/Britain, America
Never Again by TheDeepestEmeraldGreen reviews
No one thought the final battle of good vs. evil would end in murder. Slight NxTouya; Character death; Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
I Love You, And Only You by All Things Italian reviews
"Listen closely to my words," Gilbert began, "I don't love him, I don't love her! I love you, Feliciano Vargas!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Just One Round by PlatinumPixels reviews
What happens when Gilbert convinces Ludwig to play a simple game of Twister with him? Rated for Germancest, language, and kinks. PWP. You have been warned. Written with the aid of Cherrykissez. Human names are used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Road Trip by crackberries reviews
Also known as the first time the great Prussia gets to visit New Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Horror Survivor Show by Ciruno Rowe 'Augmented Conduit reviews
Who will be the bravest warrior cat to ever face ghosts...Find it out here...Title and summary is not good but story is better.. Might have ghrapical violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010
Tomatoes are Red by shades of scarlet and gold reviews
...The Mediterranean is blue, churros are delicious, and so are you!/Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
First snow by shadowkaru15
Finland is sick and Prussia and Sweden comes and visit. And cheers him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Finland - Complete
The Silver Warrior by Infinity Reasons reviews
When a mysterious she-cat is welcomed into the Clan by Firestar, Brambleclaw needs to find out who she is. But as he investigates her past, he starts to realise that his feelings for her may be deeper than he'd ever thought.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bramblestar - Complete
Loud as You Want by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Italy might not have passed any math classes, but Germany knew his facts: Prussia plus Sexual Innuendos equaled Chaos and Humiliation for All Involved... They were SO screwed...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
It's Just a Game by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
America challenges England to a game. For day 1 of the Sweethearts Week at lj's usxuk. Prompt was: Fic or art must feature a kiss between America and England somewhere in it anywhere on the body is fine; a kiss on the lips, a peck on the cheek, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mein Kampf by Cameron Kennedy reviews
In which America reads a book and abridges history as we know it. Crack-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - America - Complete
My Hero by Zukofan23 reviews
Alfred... Arthur... It starts out with pancakes and ends in tragedy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Here I Am by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,900 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Hetalia Concert by RedHatMeg reviews
Let's start the hetalia Concert, with your favorite Hetalia characters performing famous rock, metal, pop etc. songs!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009
Legally Alfred by Prince of Anything reviews
On that school dress-up day, the first phrase in Arthur's mind was "What the...!" Gakuen Hetalia oneshot. Warning: cross-dressing gone horribly wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
iAm a Warrior by TeenageDreamer307 reviews
Freddie and Hollyleaf looked to dark the sky while Carly and Lionblaze looked to the trees. Jayfeather rose and immediately fell back down, groaning in pain as he did so. Sam looked at his right side and saw a deep, dark red wound. Chpt 9 is up! :D
Crossover - Warriors & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
Gloomy Sunday by RedHatMeg reviews
For them he was just cheerful idiot. How could he have any emotional problems?" Suicidal!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Spain
Onesided Italian Civil War by RedHatMeg reviews
"Brother, are you still mad at me?" Feliciano asked.No response. Good, Romano. That's how it should be done. "Brother?" Silence. Let him ponder about it deeper. Let him feel your anger in subtle way. Let him know that you won't forgive him easily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Lost Love by Acacion reviews
Heathertail thought she had lost Lionblaze forever that day. But when they rekindle their relationship, the consequences - and their Clans - threaten to stand in their way.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Heathertail, Lionblaze - Complete
Words of identity by RedHatMeg reviews
How real national anthem should sound like? What kinds of words it should contain? What kind of melody it should have? Should it be sad? Or maybe energetic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Shattered Pain by Wildhead of winter park reviews
Love. Love can make people do the craziest of things, but what happens when some sacrifice everything for love? That's a lesson Lionblaze, and Jayfeather will learn from experience. C. Wildhead 2010
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Lionblaze, Jayfeather
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Lioness Warrior by Rainstar of ShadowClan reviews
*Old* A story about a lioness who becomes a warrior. This is my first story so I hope you enjoy it.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
Entwined Paths by Bluefire Eternal reviews
Adopted by DarkRider007.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,950 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bramblestar, Hawkfrost - Complete
Bigger Than Intended by Opalpaw reviews
Relationships are forming, secrets are growing, and hatred is about to be let loose. Three sisters will begin to live their lives as members of ThunderClan, but an evil is rising, and one sister will make a sacrifice that is Bigger Than Intended.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
What The Kits Thought by Streampebble reviews
When Robinstar died she left behind damage and destruction but more importantly her kits. Here's what her kits saw, thought, and felt when she died. R&R or one of them will die and it won't be the evil one.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
The Meeting by Streampebble reviews
Read the life stories of the kittypets that joined PetalClan after the extermination attempt. It may be very boring since thy're all secondary characters but it might be slightly interesting to read. R&R plz*puppy dog eyes*
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010
Leafpool's After Sunset by WavvyTheFur reviews
Started on YouTube and then published on here and DeviantArt. A re-write of the story, starting from after the end of Sunset. Contains BrambleXLeaf and BrambleXBirch!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leafpool, Bramblestar
Life's Song by Streampebble reviews
This is the story of Chaya. Follow her from kit to leader of her tribe to warrior of ThunderClan.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010
Things Spain cannot do during World Meeting by RedHatMeg reviews
Things Dense Spain cannot do during World Meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain
Jaystar by WarriorsFreak reviews
Hiatus. Jayfeather was never happy being a medicine cat, he wanted to be a warrior. So when StarClan grants him the opportunity to see, will he continue down his set path? Or will something draw him away - toward a better destiny? Character death. Read and review please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Jayfeather
Not Brothers by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It wasn’t normal to wake up, in the middle of the night, sweating and panting with damp boxers with the name of the boy who was raised as his brother. It just wasn’t normal. Hell, he was pretty sure it was wrong. But he couldn't help it. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Club YAOI of Hetalia: Plan USUK by Anaca reviews
Gakuen AU. Welcome to the Young Achiever's Otaku Investigator club, where the members Kiku and Elizabeta try and be cupids for yaoi couples! This is their first case: Alfred and Arthur!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hetalia Shuffle by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Hetalia pairings set to songs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010
Pirate by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
There were many rooms that were off limits to America in England's house, one being filled with portraits and photos. While England is out, America decides to sneak into the room. What does he find? And how does England react? US/UK in the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ave Romae by RedHatMeg reviews
The spirit of Roman Empire had been foolishly summoned from the Underworld. Now Rome is avenging himself by terriorizing the world of living. Can somebody stop him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ancient Rome
The Big Picture by JenKristo reviews
Double D goes to visit Eddy, but only his mysterious older brother is at home. Could there be something between a 17 year old boy and a 27 year old man? Slash: Eddy's brother x Double D.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Warriors guide by XxMuddy-PiexX reviews
This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Immigrants by RedHatMeg reviews
The best thing about this place was that even if all those people were of different nationalities, they were so friendly to each other. After all, they all were immigrants, an outcasts in foreign country." An XIXth century AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009
Guernica by RedHatMeg reviews
“Guernica? This… this small town? What’s with it?”,“I… I feel… It seems that… that it had been…” He clenched his hand on the shoulder. His voice and head started to shaking. “That it’s still bombarded…" Two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Stand up, Eastern Block! by RedHatMeg reviews
“It seems that Ivan has some problems.” Francis said to Arthur.“Yes, yes.” His expression became serious. He whispered: “The Eastern Block is fighting…” The songfic about the fall of communism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
Going too far by RedHatMeg reviews
What if France gone to far? Rated T for violence and... Oh, you will see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - France, Sealand - Complete
Together with corporal Vargas by RedHatMeg reviews
Military AU. Strict captain Ludwig Beilschmdt has a new adjutant - cheerful and carefree corporal Feliciano Vargas. Will they get along? And there is something weird in corporal's attitude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
Times when we are equal by RedHatMeg reviews
There are times, when Russia monster show some signs of humanity and times when he and his subordinates are equal. Series of oneshots. Chapter 4: Lonely prayer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Russia
It's not you! by RedHatMeg reviews
Kumajiro is waiting for his master during lunch break in World Conference, but someone decides for not so nicely joke with him. KumajiroxCanada friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
Polish rule against that American dick by RedHatMeg reviews
A "what if..." fic. Poland is sick of being treated like a crap by America, so he decides to make him respect his little ally with a help from England. Warning: swearing in English and Polish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - America, Poland
Kids are changing people by RedHatMeg reviews
“But there is no way that cheerful idiot Spain could harm anybody. He’s too friendly and too soft for everybody to hurt even a fly...", “Well,” Gilbert turned his head from companion to the hooch. “you know what they say: Kids are changing people.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The cliff by RedHatMeg reviews
An illustration of some joke about Englishman, Frenchman, German and Pole.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Poland, France
Friendless England's Last Will by RedHatMeg reviews
England was destinated to be friendless. On and on he's sinking in his depression for concern of certain fairy. Warning: Suicidal!Englad and OC. FINAL CHAPTER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Honeymoon by Duckula Sunk My ROFLship reviews
England and America go on their honeymoon. Sequel to In the End.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Italy will save ya by RedHatMeg reviews
Germany and Japan have been captured by Mysterious Enemy. Italy decide to help no metter what. Chapter 6: Italy's weapon - the fional chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
White flags by RedHatMeg reviews
Well, maybe this white flags weren’t all that bad? Germany/Italy friendship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Forgiveness by RedHatMeg reviews
Feliks thought, he will never forgive Ludwig what he had done during WW2. History of Polish-German reconciliation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Poland, Germany - Complete
Spanish lullaby by RedHatMeg reviews
He wanted to stay like this just a little longer, maybe for some hours. Romano couldn’t remember when he was feeling like this last time. Warning: fatherly Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Portrait painted with love by RedHatMeg reviews
For Hungary, Germany and Prussia it was just a painting, but Italies knew the real meaning of it. Absolutely not yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Ashfur's Triumph by Lightningstreak123 reviews
Ashfur wasn't killed, and it throws the Three into chaos. When the most familiar and surprising faces are not what they seem, who can they trust? Is love true or will it eat them alive? Lies will paint the lives of some, and powers will be revealed. R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,355 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ashfur
Inner Viking by RedHatMeg reviews
After Tino's explosion of wrath, Berwald decide to go on a walk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
I am Canadian! by RedHatMeg reviews
Canada is in a serious depression, that make him want to commit suicide. Cuba decide to help him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Cuba, Canada
Crying Spain by RedHatMeg reviews
This poor, broken man, who was hugging him so desperately, needed now someone’s warmth. At least he comforted Romano so many times, that Italian could do it for once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Game Within the Game by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
Let me explain further, then, for those of you who are not the Doctor. I am sure he has figured it out already. The object of the game we are playing is to obtain the name of your opponent. The Doctor, his daughter, Torchwood, and a mysterious enemy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,695 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Siesta time! by RedHatMeg reviews
During World Conferance both Italies, Greece and Spain amazed us all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Spain - Complete
Kin of the Tiger by Lightningstreak123 reviews
Many seasons ago, two kits had to leave Skyclan to survive. They led to Tigerstar, but a new kit is born. Swiftkit doesn't know anything about his is special until he starts seeing two strange cats...rated for blood. Read if you liked Ashfur's Triumph.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2009
A Different Choice by WarriorsFreak reviews
Complete. Considering re-editing. What if Squirrelflight had chosen Ashfur over Brambleclaw? What will the kits of this union have to experience? What losses and trails must they overcome to find happiness, if that's even possible for them? Perhaps, this twisted union wasn't supposed to have a happy ending. Book One of Three. Read and review please.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,810 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ashfur, Squirrelflight - Complete
Blood on the Carpet by Vampire Scooby reviews
Canada finally finds someone that loves him, the problem? He really doesn't know how to tell America about him. And why is there blood on the carpet? ?/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sunny Days and Snowy days by Silverstream10 reviews
Sisters Sunpaw and Snowpaw, great grandchildren of Firestar discover a secret only meant to be known by certain cats.Rated T for possible mild violence.REMEMBER to review! I am going to continue and try to make it more complete.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008
Notice Me by Pancake The Thunder Hearted reviews
Nightcloud is in love with Crowfeather, and trying desperately to make him see that. Webfoot watches sadly from the shadows- sharing in her pain. When something goes wrong, the domino effect tears their lives apart. Safety rating.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Nightcloud, Webfoot - Complete
Hate by KatNinja reviews
America thinks that England hates him, but he loves England. England thinks that America hates him, and happens to love America. Misunderstanding runs rampant. AmericaxEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blast from the Past by Golden Ice reviews
Cats of the Dark Forest have messed with the timeline, causing Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Stormfur, Feathertail, Spiderleg, and Birchfall to have never been born. They must now go back in time to save their lives. FirexSand, GrayxSilver, FernxDust, & more!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007
Turn Off the Audio by redwalgrl-RG reviews
The World Conference isn't the best place to have sex. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That Summer by PachuaSunrise reviews
The Ouran Host Club goes to a hotel with a past. Feeling begin to be known and everything changes forever.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,639 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Dog Jokes by Galestorm Brushfire's Loyalty reviews
Its the sequel to cat jokes!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008
Starclan Take the Wheel by Pinetail Loves Bones reviews
Songfic, about Leafpool and her journey back from where she gave birth to Jayfeather in the snow if she did. Review if this should be taken down, cause I will, if I knew how...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Warriors Parodyzied! by Galestorm Brushfire's Loyalty reviews
Whitestorm is gangsta and Tigerstars new name is Evil! Bluestar keeps getting struck by lighting bolts, and every other cat is randoooooom! R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2008
Welcome to Warrior High! by Galestorm Brushfire's Loyalty reviews
the cats go to school!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,784 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2008
Heart of Ice by Bluefire Eternal reviews
AU A kit was found in the snows near ThunderClan's camp. After giving birth to a stillborn litter, Squirrelflight agrees to nurse the white kit. But all is not well. Ever since the night of Rainwhisker's mysterious death, Brambleclaw's been strange.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008
Warriors Songfics by Gallifrey is Returning reviews
A bunch of warriors songfics I wrote. Complete! No more requests, sorry!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Blast from the Past by X-Pitch-X reviews
Set in the old days, where elders are apprentices, and SpiritClan roams the earth. Will Nightpaw and his friends be able to stop IceClan? What if KillerClan's the real culprit? Or...is it a greater force...?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
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