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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Merlin, and Doctor Who.
Hello! I am [insert name here]. I'm 15 (though I may act as though I am ten years younger most of the time) and I like tomatoes.
Here be fangirling list:
Some may bluntly call it whump, or maybe hurt/comfort, occasionally known as h/c; perhaps FCMD, favourite character mutilation disorder, or just plain old sadism. Whatever it is, I am afflicted by it.
I AM SADISTIC. AND PROUD OF IT.
WELL I'm sorry for keeping you so long... go have fun now!
To stalk me elsewhere :
(For all my pretty arts c: )
(Warning tumblr is full of weird things that you will undoubtedly never fully scrape out of your brain)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak, either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers, and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and who knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
95% of teens would cry/die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. If you're one of the 5% that would videotape it screaming "yay," copy and re-post this.
Put this on your page if you have ever pushed a door that said pull (and vice versa).
Put this on your page if you have ever tripped on a staircase going up.
98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or had sex. Put this on your profile if you like bagels.
Stolen from 96.Tyler's profile, who stole it from CheekyBrunette. lol it's a triangle of burglary!
You know you're a writer if...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else.
You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. (I apologize both belatedly and in advance to anyone who knows me)
Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. (I have written some deeply philosophical novels)
When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. (though my deeply philosophical novels never answer the direct question)
You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. (I love to draw too, so... yeah)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (... wow I never noticed that...)
You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. (okay, maybe not always... but yes, I will admit, upon occasion)
You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason.
People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago.
You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. (I am amazed at how many people actually do this. I was always scared that if I walked by a telepath, they would think there's something seriously wrong with me. I mean, there sort of is, but... we're not going to talk about that at the moment)
You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. (I'm not sorry about anything)
You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. (and at fanfictions! EMOTION IS A GIFT, A SKILL TO BE HONED)
You write in class when you get a great idea.
You write on your hand to remember story ideas. (I write on my hand to remember EVERYTHING)
When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. (some people start to stare at me, but seriously, when you catch a plotbunny, you will do your best to hang on for as long as possible.)
THE ALLIGATES TABLE OF CONTENTS OF DOOM
- A Cat May Look at a King - temporary/year-long procrastination-induced hiatus. Catboy!Merlin. Bit of angst, whump later on. Reveal. 21 chapters. UPLOADED, HIATUS
- Spaghettis, Libraries, and Long Movies - Modern AU. Fluuuuffffff. Pointless except perhaps to make you smile. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- A Silly Lost Bet and a Gaudy Pink Dress - not yet completed, hiding in my computer. Complete and utter crack. To be 1 chapter.
- Tips of Tales - Series of oneshots from various generations. 4 chapters. UPLOADED, ABANDONED, AND THUS COMPLETE
- After a Tiring Case - Um... it's kind of embarrassing, in its fluffiness... Just... ignore it. It's old. 2 chapters. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- A Different Kind of Doctor - crossover with Doctor Who. Whump, fluff, no slash, minor angst, random crack; the usual. Hiding in my computer. More than 2 chapters.
- Frost and Flame - a crossover between How to Train your Dragon and Rise of the Guardians. Will be... more than 5 chapters long, probably.
If anyone has any questions, feel free to send a private message (or write me a reviewwww)!
OKAY I AM DONE BOTHERING YOU :3
AY LUFF YOU ALL o3o
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