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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Merlin, Doctor Who, Teen Wolf, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pacific Rim, Avengers, and In the Flesh.
Hello! I am [insert name here]. I am 17 years old and I like to write sometimes.
Here be fangirling list:
Some may bluntly call it whump, or maybe hurt/comfort, occasionally known as h/c; perhaps FCMD, favourite character mutilation disorder, or just plain old sadism. Whatever it is, I am afflicted by it.
I AM SADISTIC. AND PROUD OF IT.
To stalk me elsewhere :
Stolen from 96.Tyler's profile, who stole it from CheekyBrunette. It is a triangle of burglary.
You know you're a writer if...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else.
You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. (I apologize both belatedly and in advance to anyone who knows me)
Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random.
When replying to an email, you never actually address the point.
You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (... wow I never noticed that)
You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. (whoops yep)
You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason.
People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago.
You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. (I thought I was alone in this, quite happy I'm not)
You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. (I'm not sorry about anything)
You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books.
You write in class when you get a great idea.
You write on your hand to remember story ideas.
When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. (I have pterodactyl-screeched in public and regretted nothing)
THE ALLIGATES TABLE OF CONTENTS OF DOOM
19/06/14 I update horrifically infrequently on this site, but I'm most often over on tumblr, so please feel free to visit my writing blog, alligatesthewordsmith! I sometimes answer prompts there, but I am very slow!! VERY SLOW PLEASE BE WARNED. I'M TALKING YEARS. Consider this an incomplete hiatus. A small oneshot may appear every once in a while.
- After a Tiring Case - This story is very embarrassing and fluffy. Please ignore. It's old. 2 chapters. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- Tips of Tales - series of oneshots from various generations. 4 chapters. UPLOADED, ABANDONED, AND THUS COMPLETE
In the Flesh
- A Cat May Look at a King - temporary/year-long procrastination-induced hiatus. Catboy!Merlin. Bit of angst, whump later on. Reveal. 22 chapters. UPLOADED, HIATUS
- Spaghettis, Libraries, and Long Movies - Modern AU. Fluuuuffffff. Pointless except perhaps to make you smile. 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- Complicatedly Simple - bandit attack, Arthur gets hurt, Merlin goes BAMF. Whumps all around the coin. Reveal, eventually. More than 2 chapters.
- Not Unwelcome - tumblr drabble; directly after the events of the movie, Hermann leaves the party to give himself some space, away from people. Naturally, Newton then follows him. (on tumblr) 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- Fireworks - established Jason/Leo relationship. I am no good at romance. I apologize. (on tumblr) 1 chapter. UPLOADED, COMPLETE
- More Than Just a Spark - various chronological story arcs featuring Stiles learning the art of magic and becoming the warlock he is destined to be, revealing his powers to his friends as his story progresses. 3 chapters. UPLOADED, HIATUS
- A Different Kind of Doctor - crossover with Doctor Who and Criminal Minds; Spencer finds himself on the TARDIS. Whump, fluff, minor angst, random crack; the usual. 2 chapters. UPLOADED, HIATUS
- Frost and Flame - a crossover between How to Train your Dragon and Rise of the Guardians. Will be... more than 5 chapters long, probably.
If anyone has any questions, feel free to send a private message (or write me a reviewwww)!
OKAY I AM DONE BOTHERING YOU I LOVE YOU ALL o3o