Author has written 19 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Akatsuki no Yona/暁のヨナ, Kamisama Hajimemashita/神様はじめました, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Hello! And welcome one and all to my account! Hopefully you've stumbled across this coz you're curious about me, or have wondred about my updates. Anyways, here's some info about me. Do wtih it what you will, but please don't kill or stalk me k?
News about my stories:
Here, you'll get a updated thing on all my stories, so for anyone wondering, this is where you'll want to look if you want to know "hey, what's going on with my favorite stories?"
America's Dream: One-shot, complete
Baby Mine 2.0: Series- on indefinite hiatus
Still Worth Fighting For(someday): Series- finished- Editing
The Bond In Bloody Roses: Series-On Going- editing in process
Baby Mine: Series- Complete
Bitter Sweet Memories: Series- Indefinite Hiatus
Discovered: Series- Indefeintive Hiatus
Surrender: One-shot- complete
Why does this always happen: One-shot- competele
Fields of Innocence-series-haitus-editing soon to come
Fairy Tail Generations- Series- Ongoing
My precious- Series- Ongoing
secerts behind the door- Series-On going
Name:Hmmm don't feel safe letting that info out on the internet
Gender:...I'm a girl
age:a true lady never tells but I'm older than 16 and younger than 35...guess what you will
hair color: dark brown with natural highlights of light brown black, red, and blonde
eye color: deep brown, but it changes colors of brown
height: about 5'4
weight: well...more than 90 pounds, less than 200
ethincity: half German half Sicilian
favorite anime: vampire knight, ouran high school host club, speed grapher, witchblade, soul eater, one piece, bleach, naruto, hetalia, and many others
favortie subject: history..I'm a history buff haha
Favorite manga: Oh god too many to count
Favorite book: Hmm i don't really have a favorite...i read too much but anything on germany and nazis and ww2 i usually read
I'm sorry to my dear readers, and followers if i take awhile to update. I am suffering from ptsd, look it up, and it causes me to become very depressed, and i don't want to do anything. Anyways, just keep patience with me. I do love meeting new people so please feel free to drop me a pm
Other websites you can contact me on or find some other works
live journalita-chan19.livejournal dot com
itachan20 dot tumblr dot com
italyfangirl1 dot deviantart dot com
wattpad dot com/user/ItaChan19
dot tumblr dot com/
the most one I use most often is tumblr next to this one. I also have pictures of my ocs on here
Also, for those who want to know the type of music I like, and listen to(though it doesn't have all the songs I like, nor is it completely done)
grooveshark dot com/#!/profile/NewUser/24969837
dot youtube dot com/watch?v=KGF9O8tGccY - this song I put for still worth fighting for(someday) I just found it and thought it summed them up pretty good
dot youtube dot com/watch?v=S241kGQebrc
Actually, I recommend the band one less reason in general for Izami and Sasuke
"In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
5 Ways to World Peace
One) Ignore religion/beliefs.
Two) Ignore race, ethnic, language, etc.
Three) Fix one’s own country.
Four) Strengthen relations with bordering countries first, when relationship between bordering countries is at max, then start strengthening relations with far off countries.
Five) Live multicultural, don't live in arrogance of others traditions or practices.
If you believe in these 5 Ways, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you like Axis Powers Hetalia, copy and paste this into your profile
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Ita-chan18
If you can't stand it when people have a lot of those "copy and paste this into your profile" things in their profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
...If you got the above line, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)) itachan18(all the fucking time)
If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )Rena((it was an EPIC FAIL)), Ita-chan18(in high school..i depansted him tooXXDD)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Ita-chan18
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL,CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,ita-chan18
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I cried when I read that.
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforsaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
In New York:
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". (WTF?)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Makes sense, thats went all the slipper crazied cats come out.)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children. (Oh darn...)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Looks like I will have to leave mine at home again.)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (Because the lord is angered.)
in South Dakota:
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (I'm going to the inn next door then!)
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (At least you don't have to worry about sitting on it.)
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Sounds a bit sexist...)
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (So no strip clubs then? Damn it!)
It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Bring on the barrels baby!)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN MILK MAN, RUN!)
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I always wondered why the women there are so fat.)
You may not fish on a camel's back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (They why are they open in the first place?)
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. (But I can fish on it's head, correct?)
The value of Pi is 3. (I don't care as long as I get some pie.)
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (But you can take showers, right?)
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (No problem, I will just use my television.)
Clowns beware! (I hate 'em too!)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (I'm taking the bus.)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Watch out Zim...)
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Drunk kindergarteners beware...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
"That's right, it's not because I'm weak. It's because I'm too strong." Prussia(Hetalia), Mein Gott
"In order to survive in this otherwise boring life, one must find himself stimulating toys." Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru, Ouran High School Host Club
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile.
If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile.
If you like the Sharingan wielders on Naruto (Kakashi, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke), copy and paste into your profile.
Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile.
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
It takes 17 muscles’ to smile, 4 to frown, and none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? (Because ZOMBIES)
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk; I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
WARNING: keep out of children. (Translation on Korean Knife box)
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
As far as I'm concerned, the entire world is insane. It's just that those with lesser levels of insanity think those with more insanity need 'curing'. In my opinion, it's the other way around.
OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.(neat metaphor)
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-it's called 'Junk'!
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way. She's so scared to get close to anyone, because everyone who said they'd never leave, left. Just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying, & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying.
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is: why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you plan to not lose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
A friend wants to make you smile, a best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling. (coughcoughIchimaruGincoughcough)
Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums". Neither does he respond favourably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".
I may be a fangirl, but at least I'm domesticated and I've had my rabies shot.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have just realized that when you argue with yourself, part of you always loses, and have facepalmed or headtreed as a result, copy this into your profile.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!
ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVING TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
"Why should I come back if at least four of you in this group have tried to kill me? While one successed."-Jack Sparrow
Some Guy: You're mad.
Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Why are some girls so naive? He didn't unbutton your shirt to see a better view of your heart."
"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did."
So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!TT_TT
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now