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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2412442, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 7 stories for Lost, Phantom of the Opera, Glee, and Twilight.

When words fail, music speaks.

Your resentment is delicious.

Some things you should know before reading further into my profile:
I am the weirdest person I know and I like that.
I am perfectly fine with homosexuality, and actually I encourage it. Keep lots of girls unpregnant. :P
I believe in God, but do not really have a specific religion at this point in my life.
I do not judge anyone based on race, gender, religion, or sexuality.

Eyes: brown

Hair: brown and curly

Race: mostly mexican, irish, and scottish. or like my dad says "GDA. god damn american."

Gender: female

Boyfriend: Kyle John Metzger. The most amazing man I've ever been blessed to know. I'm gonna marry him and have his babies. Yes, I've planned this. Don't judge me. When you know, you know. :)

Siblings: 2 sisters and a brother. Kelly - 24, don't get on her badside, she can be a bitch. i love her anyway. Jayson - 20, weirdo, we fight in slow motion. Kamryn - 12, spawn of satan. Oh and Shawna - 19, not technically my sibling, Jayson's girlfriend, obsessed with dogs, hilarious.

Pets: 2 doggies. Kozmo - corgie, Weasel - chihuahua. I used to say they were brother and sister, until they decided to get it on.

Food: i love pizza and ice cream.

Movies: hate the twilight saga. love moulin rouge, pride and prejudice, star trek, phantom of the opera, lord of the rings, harry potter, and many more.

Actors: dominic monaghan, chris colfer, zachary quinto

Actresses: julianna margulies, kate winslet, nicole kidman

Music: i'm very eclectic. i LOVE the Jonas Brothers, Switchfoot, Linkin Park, Fall Out boy, Hellogoodbye, Hello monday, JET, Sugarland, Corinne Bailey Rae, David Archuleta, Elvis Costello, Neko Case, Panic! at the Disco, Adam Lambert, the scene aesthetic, Taylor Swift, The Beatles, Jason Mraz, Avril Lavigne, Demi Lovato, Gavin degraw, Tokio Hotel, The Killers, Evanescence, John Mayer, The all-American rejects, Kings of Leon, The Zutons, Aerosmith, Queen, Never Shout Never, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Rascal Flatts, Kimya Dawson, All Time Low, Anna nalick, Armor for sleep, atomic kitten, Colbie Caillat, Fiona Apple, No More Kings, The Maine, Sondre Lerche, Honor Society, and Cobra Starship. Just to name a few.

TV shows: LOST, GLEE, castle, that 70s show, heroes, the big bang theory, how i met your mother, cold case, medium, the good wife, the deep end, the middle, flashforward, the office, modern family, friends, american idol, law and order: svu, dollhouse, and many more.

The best characters of movies, tv shows, and literature: frodo, merry, charlie pace, christian(moulin rouge), the phantom, draco malfoy, spock, sylar, fitzgerald darcy, elizabeth bennet, kurt hummel, Darcy(searching for david's heart), ichabod crane, edward scissorhands, seth(wicked lovely)

Favorite quotes:

"it's not my problem if they think i'm weird" - sid vicious

"Yeah, I know, I get it. You're going to go in your little magic hut and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey. " - Charlie Pace

"You climb it. What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick?" - Charlie Pace

"This, my friend, is a pint" - Merry Brandybuck

"Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy." - Kurt Hummel

"I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows." - Kurt Hummel

"She's black. I'm gay. We make culture." - Kurt Hummel

"Oh, hey William. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of little elves who live in your hair." - Sue Sylvester

"Dolphins are just gay sharks." - Brittany(glee)

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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What Do You Suppose Would Happen? by debraelq reviews
Finn's curious and decides he wants to experiment. Kurt/Finn Spoilers for Home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Kurt & Finn: Brotherly Love :: Tell Her I Said Hi by TheUltimateGleek123 reviews
#1 in a series I'm going to try, if you like it! When Kurt is trying to have a phone conversation with Quinn, all Finn wants is for Kurt to tell her he said hi! One-shot. First in a series.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Whatever You Want by The-Jellybaby-Bandit reviews
Obnoxious, bigoted, egotistical, moronic but I can't get him out of my mind. Join Kurt as he goes off the deep end... Complete as of 1 August 2010.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,332 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kiss With A Fist by emo-geek-87 reviews
When Puck manhandles one of the football players for messing with his boyfriend, Kurt is forced to confess all the kinks he's been hiding.- Please read the detailed AN inside. SLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
with your fluffy, cotton stuffing by particularly good finder reviews
Or, How Finn Hudson Got Kurt Hummel Into Bed With Him. -Finn is cold. Kurt doesn't care.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
eternal evidence of our awkward domesticity by particularly good finder reviews
"Are you…are you afraid of the dark?" Finn asked, trying to hold back laughter. "Because hiding under your blankets probably isn't the best solution for that."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
these pretty, pretty flowers on my skin by particularly good finder reviews
"The bruises bother his father. And the blood sends Finn into a rage. Kurt doesn't understand their anger; blood and bruises and broken bones – they're so human. Don't they want Kurt to be human?" Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
How Finn Hudson got the Old Kurt Back by Victoria1127 reviews
Kurt still hasn't forgiven Finn for using THAT word...Finn makes a plan.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Read My Lips by Cellytron reviews
A sequel to "Tear Down This Wall". Rewrites ep 21 "Funk". Finn gets in far too deep when he helps Kurt prepare for his role as Velma Kelly. Meanwhile, Brittany has a problem of her own. Heavily implied sex, drug use and strong language. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Bet by aceanx reviews
Puck gets challenged to kiss every kid in Glee Club. Well, ten down, one to go... KurtPuck
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Photo Project by ConstantComment reviews
COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Where We Start From by faithunbreakable reviews
It's summer and Quinn is gone for good and the three of them have no idea what they are doing. Puckleberry Finn threesome. Post Sectionals.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Without Knowing It by Choice reviews
Kurt was still staring down at the bed, tears still falling. Still falling. Warnings for slight dubious consent, and slight injury during rough sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Who Says It's So? by Choice reviews
In which Puck is Betty Crocker and Kurt has one too many innuendos up his sleeve.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Kiss of Life by Ireland22 reviews
It's summertime and the whole Glee club get together- Kurt mischief ensues. This is my entry to the Diva Off on Live Journal so I hope you love, Beta'd by the lovely FATEBEGINS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Stage Presence by made.of.bees reviews
Based on a Glee Kink meme prompt. "Kurt's biggest fantasy is to have sex on a stage, Puck makes it happen." That's about it. PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Growing Up Hummel by Choice reviews
Burt catching Kurt sexting Puck, and what happens as a result of protective!daddy!Burt. Enjoy! Warning for slightly mature content-mentions sex, but doesn't really go into detail.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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I'm With You Noah and Kurt reviews
Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel are as different as 2 boys can get. Their personalities have always clashed, but one rainy night will change everything either of them thought about who they are and what they want. mentions of brittana, finchel, and tartie
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,363 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Okay Then, I'll Marry You reviews
"Will you marry me?" "Again?" "You know you love weddings."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Something Like That reviews
Kurt and Finn have a life-changing conversation. An exercise in dialogue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Adventures of the Drunk and Disorderly reviews
Short series. Kurt, Puck, Mercedes, Tina, and Brittany play Never Have I Ever, get trashed, and cause a teensy bit of mayhem. Some Kurt/Puck romance/drunken fun. So watch out for the slashiness if you don't like it. You've been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kurt H., Mercedes J.
Thigh High Socks With Little Bows reviews
Had the sudden desire to write a sex scene and this is what arose. Puck/Kurt. Prepare for horny boys, chocolate, honey, and thigh high socks with little bows.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
In A Perfect World reviews
the way the phantom and christine's relationship should have gone. straight to bed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Falling reviews
charlie and claire have such an innocent relationship. right? - falling, a one-shot about friendship, romance, music, love, and sex.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Charlie, Claire - Complete